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[[folder: Episode 23 - Yami of Darkness]]
* "[[Music/PussycatDolls Don't cha wish your card games were fun like mine?]]"
* Just this conversation between Yami and Yugi at the start of the episode:
-->'''Yami''': Hey, give me some time with that mirror! [[WholesomeCrossdresser I need to apply my make-up!]]
-->'''Yugi''': God, you are such a slut.
-->'''Yami''': [[LameComeback Yeah well... you're really small! Look at you down there!]] [[ShapedLikeItself You're Smally McSmall!]] ''(beat)'' That's your name.
* "[[EvilLaugh Muahahahahahahahaha!]]...In America!"
* "Super special awesome plot twist!"
* The Music/BillyJoel shout out.
-->'''Téa''': We didn't start the fire. It was always burning, since the world's been turning.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 24 - Egyptian Exhibition Expo 2007]]
* The Flashback
-->'''High Priest Seto''': Pharaoh, your reign of tyranny ends now! [[WalkingShirtlessScene We demand that you wear a shirt that covers your manly chest!]] You're making us all look out of shape!
-->'''Pharaoh's Servant''': Our pharaoh can wear whatever he wants, he worked hard to get that physique!
-->'''High Priest Seto''': Why don't you marry the pharaoh if you love him so much?
-->'''Pharaoh's Servant''': Maybe I will!
-->'''Seto''': Hey that guy looks just like me! And he has a Blue Eyes, just like me! And he's an asshole, just like me!
* "OH MY GOD, A GIANT ROCK!"
** "IT'S A ROCK AND IT'S GIANT!"
*** "OH MY GOD, ANOTHER GIANT ROCK!"
* From the same episode:
--> '''Kaiba:''' Are you trying to tell me that Yugi and I are destined to play card games with each other for eternity?
--> '''Ishizu:''' Yes.
--> '''Kaiba:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Best. Destiny. Ever.]]
** "These are ancient Egyptian spoiler tags!"
* A Take that at his HateDumb
--> '''Mokuba:''' Hey, big brother, can I watch [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob]]?
--> '''Kaiba:''' Shut up Mokuba, I'm busy flagging [=YouTube=] videos to [[CompensatingForSomething compensate for the fact that I have an extremely small penis.]]
--> '''Mokuba:''' Oh... I like Patrick.
* The camera is swivelling around whilst Ishizu and Kaiba are talking:
--> '''Kaiba:''' Can we stop talking like this? I'm getting dizzy.
* This interaction between Ishizu and Kaiba regarding the "Obelisk the Tormentor" card.
--> '''Ishizu:''' You may borrow this card during the tournament, but I shall expect it back
--> '''Kaiba:''' You do realize I'm just gonna keep this right? I mean there's no way I'd ever return a card this valuable.
--> '''Ishizu:''' ''(Beat)'' [[DidntThinkThisThrough Sh*t, I hadn't thought of that.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 25 - Dirty Dueling]]
* Yugi is dressing up for "his" date with Téa. To quote Yami:
--> '''Yami:''' You look like someone's bondage slave.
* Yami's ClusterFBomb. To wit:
-->'''Yugi:''' Okay, Pharaoh, you can thank me later. And remember, no hickeys! (switches to Yami)
-->'''Yami:''' Huh? '''''YUGI, YOU LITTLE (BEEP)! YOU SON OF A F(BEEP)ING (BEEP) (BEEP BEEP BEEP)! I'M GOING TO TEAR OFF YOUR (BEEP) AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR (BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP) AND THEN (BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP) ON YOUR (BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP) WITH (BEEPBEEPBEEP) IN THE (BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP) AND (BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP) YOUR (BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP) SO THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO (BEEP) SIDEWAYS! (BEEP)''''' (He finally notices Téa staring at him.) Hm? Hi there.
* Yami tries to explain to Johnny Steps why he shouldn't go on a date with Téa.
--> "Trust me, Johnny, you don't want that! She'll sing Disney songs and birds will randomly attack you!"
** "Oh no, Johnny Steps is losing! [[ThirdPersonPerson And that's me!]]"
* Yami's erm... duel with a milkshake. "Man, I hate milkshakes. Die, milkshake, die. That's right, milkshake, you have been defeated! Now you go to milkshake prison!"
* "Brainwashing people is fun!"
* Téa's date with Yami.
-->'''Téa:''' This is a dream come true! I can't believe I'm on a date with the Pharaoh. I've got the play it cool. That means no friendship speeches. No matter how tempting it is, I mustn't do a friendship speech. I mustn't!\\
'''Yami:''' Hey Téa, what do you think of--\\
'''Téa:''' Friendship is the best thing ever! Don't you agree? ''(inwardly)'' Dammit!\\
'''Yami:''' Sure, why not.
* Téa is being attacked by Johnny Steps:
--> '''Bystander 1:''' Oh my god, he's assaulting that girl.
--> '''Bystander 2:''' Let's just stand here and watch!
** And the follow-up later:
---> '''Téa''': By the way, why didn't you help when that guy was beating the crap out of me?
---> '''Yami''': I thought it was part of the game.
---> '''Téa''': But he was attacking me.
---> '''Yami''': I know. It looked like fun.
* This song, set to the "Something There" song from [[Franchise/DisneyAnimatedCanon Disney's]] ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast''.
-->''"F*cking birds!''
-->''This date is lame,''
-->''It's such a bore''
-->''I'd rather be home playing card games more and more!''
-->''If you ask me,''
-->''Téa's a whore''
-->''But then that's nothing new, she was like that before."''
* Yami: '''I'M POUTING!'''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 26 - Mo' Money, Mo' Card Games]]
* The flashback in Episode 26:
-->'''Baby Pharaoh:''' ''(speaking in adult Pharaoh voice)'' Wah! Wah! Baby Pharaoh wants milk! Somebody fetch me a nipple!
** He says the exact same thing as an adult in the next flashback.
---> '''Yami:''' You're just ''[[SoundEffectBleep BLEEP]]''ing with me, aren't you?
---> '''Ishizu:''' Indeed I am.
** And the {{Stinger}} [[RuleOfThree caps it off with]]...
--->'''Baby Pharaoh:''' Wah! Wah! Baby Pharaoh went doody in his diaper!! And where the hell is that nipple?!
* Kaiba announcing his new tournament.
--> '''Kaiba:''' And by the way, everybody competing will be forced to [[RunningGag follow the official duel monsters rule book.]]
--> '''Yami:''' Well rock me Amadeus, [[SincerityMode that's the first real plot twist this show's ever had!]]
* '''Kaiba:''' ''(leaning out the helicopter and holding a finger in the air)'' Don't forget to register and pick up your duel disks, because in exactly one week from to-" ''(propeller chops off his finger)'' DAAAAUUUGH! My finger! It came clean off!
* '''Kaiba:''' I summon Boar Soldier! Hitosu-Me Giant! Maha Vailo! And... [[HellishHorse some kind of evil zebra-unicorn thing]]. Seriously, what the hell is that supposed to be!? Whatever it is, I'll be seeing it in my nightmares.
** Said monster, the [[http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Zebra Dark Zebra]], is a level 4 monster. [[MemeticBadass Seto Freakin' Kaiba]] is freaked out by ''that''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 27 - She Blinded Me with Card Games]]
* Joey getting JustForFun/{{Rickroll}}'d:
-->'''Joey:''' Does it say anything about me on your magic computer box thing?\\
'''Shopkeeper:''' Let's see...\\
'''Music/RickAstley:''' ''Never gonna give you up/Never gonna let you down...''\\
'''Joey:''' Dat bastard Kaiba JustForFun/{{Rickroll}}ed me!
* In the same episode there's also the ItemGet parody where Joey "nyehs" the "treasure chest opening" musical cue from the [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]] games, then the "item discovered" sound cue is heard as he holds the Duel Disk over his head. "Looks like Joey found a Duel Disk!"
* "[[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes I claim this card in the name of Mars! Isn't that lovely?]]"
* "[[ItWillNeverCatchOn In the future]], [[Anime/YuGiOh5Ds card games will be played on motorbikes!]]"
** Even funnier Tristan's voice actor ends up becoming the voice of Yusei in the dub of ''5Ds''.
* "We are the elite group known as Rare Hunters! My name is Steve! These are my associates! They are also called Steve!"
* Joey asks why the Rare Hunters don't just steal his rarest card right out:
-->'''Steve:''' We are here to take your rarest card.
-->'''Joey:''' You mean you're gonna kick the crap out of me and steal it?
-->'''Steve:''' No... First we're going to challenge you to a children's card game...''then'' we will kick the crap out of you and steal it.
-->'''Joey:''' Wouldn't it be much easier just to skip the first step?
-->'''Steve:''' Yes...yes, it would.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 28 - Who's That Mokémon?]]
* Mokuba is going through "Japanese puberty":
-->'''Kaiba''': Oh my God! Does that mean...?
-->'''Doctor''': Yes, I'm afraid he believes he's a Franchise/{{Pokemon}}.
-->'''Kaiba''': Mokuba, speak to me!
-->'''Mokuba''': Bulbasaur!
** Later into the episode:
--->'''Mokuba''': Charmander, char!
--->'''Kaiba''': Shut up, Charmander!...I mean, Mokuba.
* Grandpa's suspicions of Yami.
-->'''Grandpa:''' While I'm out here sweeping the floor, Yugi's inside talking to his imaginary boyfriend.
* Grandpa also has a hot date... [[PerverseSexualLust with his Black Luster Soldier poster]].
-->'''Grandpa''': Ooh Black Luster Soldier... How I've missed you.
** And during [[TheStinger the stinger]]:
--->'''Grandpa''': Oooh Black Luster Soldier. I don't care if our love is forbidden, it's fun! Wee-hee!
--->'''Yugi''': [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown GRANDPA! What the hell are you doing to that poster?!]]
--->'''Grandpa''': Uhm... I was just... [[BlatantLies cleaning it]]... with my naked body... You want to help?
--->'''Yugi''': (uncomfortable) Not really...
--->'''Grandpa''': Please don't judge me!
* When Joey tries to call Serenity:
-->'''Tristan:''' I'm sorry, Serenity can't come to the phone right now as she's about to be deflowered.
* "{{BROOKLYN RAGE}}!"
* "Does Mako Tsunami have to choke a bitch?"
* Kaiba's Attempt to explain the official rules of Duel Monsters.
-->'''Kaiba''': You start off by shuffling your decks-
-->'''Contestant''': Boring...
-->'''Kaiba''': Who said that?! Who the Fuck said that?! I'm warning you, I won't start this tournament until somebody owns up. Now who said it?
-->'''Contestant''': Sorry, that was me. My bad.
-->'''Kaiba''': GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CITY!
--> '''*Footsteps*'''
* Steve the Rare Hunter is watching ''Eden: The Zhang Chronicles''.
-->'''Zhang:''' You my wang, G?
-->'''Wang:''' Yes, I am Colonel Wang.
-->'''Zhang:''' Can I touch you?
-->'''Steve:''' ''(laughs)'' It is funny because "wang" means "penis".
* The first of three episodes of Bakura getting the crap beaten out of him for no good reason.
--> '''Bakura:''' I say, Yugi, can I be in this episode? ''(hit by holoprojector)'' Oh, bugger!
* "WHO'S THAT MOKÉMON?" "IT'S BUNEARY!"
--> '''Mokuba:''' Buneary!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 29 - The Not So Super Roba Bros]]
* This quote:
--> '''Young Kaiba:''' You guys call yourselves bullies? He's not even bleeding! You're all fired, I want you out of this orphanage by tomorrow morning. You make me sick.
** The reveal that the reason the Kaiba brothers were in an orphanage was because Seto had fired their parents.
* '''Téa''': (thinking) "I wonder if I should get a haircut that ''doesn't'' make my head look like a cardboard box with features."
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 30 - Sore]]
* The entire "Phresh Pharaoh" sequence, which features Yami sitting in a spinning throne and singing a parody of the opening of ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir''. TheStinger features a continuation of it.
* Yugi and Marik recite the entire opening cutscene from ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight'', to the point that Marik even throws a wine glass from out of nowhere right before the famous "What is a man?" line.
* When Yami and Arkana are preparing for their duel:
-->'''Arkana:''' Here's an old saying among high rollers and card sharks: "Always trust your opponent, but only after ''you've'' cut their deck."\\
'''Yami (original):''' Here's another saying: "Never trust a masked man."\\
'''Yami (abridged):''' Yeah, well here's another saying: "Go [BLEEP] yourself, Arkana".
* "I spy with my little eye, something beginning with gay clown!"
* "Help! Save me from the harmless dark energy discs that won't kill me!"
* Yami lampshading the ridiculous censoring of the sawblades, changing them from actual sawblades to "dark energy discs" that just sends your soul to the Shadow Realm but doesn't hurt your physical body.
--> '''Yami''': Honestly, are there no depths to which 4kids won't sink?
* The pay-off to three episodes of Bakura getting beaten up, and the "harmless energy disks" gag:
-->'''Bakura:''' I say, Yugi, can I be in this episode? ''(the "energy disks" slice Bakura in half)'' OOOOOH, ''buggeration!''
** This leads to a BrickJoke at the end of TheStinger.
-->'''Bakura:''' Could I have my legs back now?
* Yami's plan to defeat Arakana by spoiling every {{plot twist}} ever.
-->'''Arkana''': Your [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands plot twists]] pale in comparison to mine! How can you possibly hope to defeat a [[Franchise/{{Saw}} movie franchise]] that earns over a hundred million dollars every year?\\
'''Yami''': I see. Then the only way to defeat you is to spoil every plot twist in existence, thereby ridding the general public of any desire to see your convoluted mess of a movie series!\\
'''Arkana''': You wouldn't dare!\\
'''Yami''': Wanna bet? ''(takes a deep breath as Arkana gets an OhCrap face)'' [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince SNAPE KILLS D--]]\\
[many spoilers later...]\\
'''Yami''': Creator/NicoleKidman [[Film/TheOthers2001 is a ghost]] and [[Film/CitizenKane Rosebud]] [[ItWasHisSled is the sled!]]\\
'''Arkana''': No! He's spoiling all the best plot twists!
* The debut of the [[MsFanservice Dark Magician Girl]].
-->'''CAPTIONS''': [somewhere, a yu-gi-oh fan is touching himself inappropriately*]
** [*this applies to any situation, really]
** It's especially hilarious if ''you'' are the fan who was touching themselves. Caught ya!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 31 - Perfectly Ultimate Bunghole]]
* This:
-->'''Marik:''' Now be gone Mr. Tweetums, I'm trying to stalk my nemesis.
* This:
-->'''Tristan:''' Yeah, I can break necks with my mind!
* And this:
-->'''Grandpa:''' Creator/JeffGoldblum? He's one of the most powerful cards in all of Duel Monsters!
* The gang ends up confusing Weevil with [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Milhouse]].
* Joey pointing out how random it is that Weevil suddenly hates him, even though they never had any interaction aside from Joey being on the sidelines during Weevil's rivalry with Yugi in season 1.
--> '''Joey''': Whats your beef with lovable ol' Joey?
--> '''Weevil''': Uhhhhh, I dunno, I don't think we've ever even met before, but apparently, I hate your guts.
* The weird fanboy Weevil got to sneak a card into Joey's deck. He insists on calling everybody by their original Japanese names, and uses annoying weeaboo slang.
* Tristan's reaction to the fanboy. "He keeps talking in that strange, alien language! Let's break his neck!"
* The effect of Weevil's cards:
-->'''Tea:''' Oh, no! It's got Joey's monsters, and it's turning them into ''smooze!''
-->'''Tristan:''' Not smooze!
-->'''Grandpa:''' [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyTheMovie1986 Nothing can stop the smooze!]]
* “If you enjoyed the ''{{Franchise/Pokemon}}'' references in this episode, then check out ''WebComic/PokemonX''. [[HypocriticalHumour God, I hate]] [[SelfDeprecation shameless plugs.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 32 - The Worst of Both Worlds]]
* The redub of ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' (specifically "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS3E26S4E1TheBestOfBothWorlds The Best Of Both Worlds]]") at the beginning. Highlights include Geordi having [[VocalDissonance Serenity's voice]] and [[CreatorsPet Wesley]] saying "The main deflector dish!" in Tristan's.
--> '''Worf:''' ''(in Kemo's voice)'' Wheeeee! ''(attacks a Borg drone and [[TheWorfEffect gets shoved onto his butt]])'' Oh, my hair!\\
\\
'''Geordi:''' ''(in Serenity's voice)'' If we could generate a concentrated burst of power at that same frequency distribution...\\
'''Riker:''' ''(in Joey's voice)'' How do we do dat?\\
'''Wesley:''' ''(in Tristan's "Series/BarneyTheDinosaur" voice)'' The main deflector dish!
* Yugi meeting Marik's new mind-control victim: a mime with lots of piercings.
-->'''Yugi''': Marik, you fiend! Why must you use innocent people in your evil scheme?\\
'''Marik/Steve the Mime''': Innocent?! Are you kidding me?! Have you seen this guy?! He's got piercings all over his body. You've got to be pretty [[WesternAnimation/PerfectHairForever *EFF*]] to agree to something like that!\\
'''Yugi''': He's still a human being!\\
'''Marik/Steve the Mime''': He's ''also'' a ''mime.''\\
'''Yugi''': Oh. Well, in that case, yeah, I'll kick his ass.
* The fact that Slifer (The Executive Producer) is reciting Sinistar's lines.
* This bit:
--> '''Marik''': I'm talking about the power to look good in leather.
--> '''Yami''': That power belongs to me and me alone! And maybe to Music/{{NSYNC}}, but mostly to me!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 33 - Harpoonshipping]]
* Marik meeting Bakura for the first time:
-->'''Marik:''' My name is Marik Ishtar.\\
'''Florence:''' I don't care.\\
'''Marik:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Well that was kinda insensitive!]] No wonder you're so lonely!
* Later:
--> [[strike:Yami Bakura]] '''Florence''': Face it, [[{{Bishounen}} you're about as manly as a]] [[Creator/SquareEnix Square Enix]] character. Shall I call you [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXII Captain Basch]] from [[MemeticMutation Dalmasca?]]
* Marik decides to ally with Bakura.
-->'''Marik:''' I have a better idea, we should totally hang out. With my evilness and your britishness we would be unstoppable...why are you British anyway?\\
'''Florence:''' I'm not British, I'm just gay.
* And another in Harpoonshipping.
-->'''Random Kid:''' Hey dad, I wanna see the freaky fish guy make the whale jump over a rock like in ''Free Willy'' *gets hit with a harpoon* Gaaaaaaah!!!
-->'''Joey:''' Mako!
-->'''Mako:''' What? That could have been anybody's harpoon!
* In hindsight, the fact that the episode titled "Harpoon[[{{Shipping}} shipping]]" is the one where [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Marik]] and [[StraightGay Bakura]] first [[HoYay meet.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 34 - Dork Side of the Moon]]
* '''Yami''': *while looking at Kaiba's nose he thinks to himself* "Man, look at the size of that nose! It's like the animators just didn't care!"
* The two Lunar Steves are spying on Kaiba and Yugi:
--> '''Umbra:''' Look at them Steve, they have no idea that we are flipping them off underneath our cloaks!
--> '''Lumis:''' Yeah man! I'm doing it with both hands and they have no clue!
* This one:
-->'''Mokuba:''' I can't believe I've gone almost an entire season without being kidnapped! Wait 'til Seto hears about this!
-->'''Steves:''' Surprise!
-->'''Mokuba:''' Oh, me and my big, adorable mouth!
* "Oh, goddammit. ''I'' wanted the window seat."
* The Lunar Steves being the two aliens from ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''.
* Steve Umbra's explanation of how more advanced card games are on the moon includes stating the average card game take between two and five millenia. Yami answers by pointing out that's actually not so different from how long they take on Earth.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 35 - A Tale of Two Tournies]]
* "Epic Pouting Maneuver".
* "I'm the ghost of Seto Kaiba!" "[[Creator/DanGreen Yeah, well I'm]] [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Knuckles the Echidna!]]"
* [[ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder I'm the goddamn Kaibaman.]]
* "Oohohohooh! If I weren't so very {{camp}} I'd probably make a credible villain!"
* "--YUGI! If you don't let me win this duel, I'll kill myself!!" (deadpan) "Oh no, that would be terrible, whatever would we do without you."
* The ClipShow:
-->'''Yugi:''' Losing a children's card game has caused me to have an existential crisis!\\
'''Téa:''' I have prepared a friendship speech for such an occasion!\\
'''Yugi:''' [=NevermindI'mallbetternow.=]
* The black and white flashback to the first episode. Also, Kaiba has a [[DastardlyWhiplash handlebar mustache.]]
--> '''Kaiba''': *in silent movie cue cards* [[SophisticatedAsHell My affluence makes nonsense of the regulations!]]
* Kaiba can't remember his first meeting with Yugi because Yami fucked up his brain with his Mind Crush.
--> '''Marik''': Secretly unbeknownst to Yugi, I am in control of Bandit Keith's mind. Also, I'm not wearing any underwear.
** The gag about Yami's name.
---> '''Yami''': My name is definitely Yami. *cue card reads LOL 4Kids*
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 36 - The Man Who Would be Steve]]
* Episode 36 - Joey and Yugi singing one of the songs from Music To Duel By at the end. (Duke is the fourth Jonas brother!)
* The beginning, where Kaiba and Yugi and riding in a helicopter to rescue Joey:
-->'''Kaiba''': Quick, Mokuba! Land on top of him.
** And later...
--->'''Kaiba''': I still say we should land on him. Come on, it'll be funny.
* Also the "friendship" drinking game and little counter in the corner.
-->'''Marik''': Oh, what the '''''[[SoundEffectBleep (EFF)]]''''' is this bullcrap?! I wanted to duel the Pharaoh, not ''this'' little dickweed! This gives me effeminate fury!
* "And as Yugi filled his pants with urine..."
* Tristan's ShoutOut to ''Film/PulpFiction''.
* "Ow, that barely hurt!" Followed by Duke's ''Series/TheIncredibleHulk1977'' reference: "You guys are making me sexy. You wouldn't like me when I'm sexy!"
* Kaiba demanding that the duel stop because it violates Battle City regulations, much like 90% of the other duels he never bothered to stop.
** When Marik uses Téa as a hostage to prevent this, Kaiba turns out to think that Tristan is the one named Téa.
* Duke is running away with Serenity, and a car almost runs them over. It turns out to be driven by Mai Valentine, who scolds Duke, saying "Watch where you're walking! Didn't you see the red light?". Duke's response? "Yeah, but I figured that it was just because I'm surrounded by hos!" Mai in-universe looks shocked at that remark, which is followed by Duke's sassy, "Oh no I didn't!".
** Duke rides between Mai and Serenity and catches up with Tristan. Duke's first remark towards Taylor? "Hey Tristan, can you say "Duke Sandwich"?".
* For all the [[SmartMark Smarks]] out there, [[Wrestling/TheIronSheik Sheiky Baby's]] brief voiceover at the end was pure gold.
* Kaiba saying, "This is for making me waste a perfectly good trading card!" Especially since this is what Kaiba actually says in the manga.
* Yugi giving an emotional speech about how much his friendship with Joey means so much that he's willing to lose the duel and [[NeverSayDie go to the Shadow Realm,]] only to take it back and call him a worse friend than Tristan when Joey reveals to him that their duel is an actual deathtrap and he will actually drown if he loses. Cue Yugi immediately changing his opinion.
-->'''Yugi:''' Hell, ''Tristan's'' a better friend than you are!\\
'''Tristan:''' ''(from off-screen)'' In your face, Joey!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 37 - Bakuhazard]]
* Episode 37 is dedicated to [[strike: Yami Bakura]] Florence. From the opening segment of ''Zorc & Pals'' to the end, it was hilarious. But the clincher was at the end (Florence had summoned [[Franchise/SilentHill Pyramid Head]] and Zombie Boy had summoned [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Nemesis.]] The two monsters didn't exactly "duel").
--> '''Florence:''' Pyramid Head, stop humping Nemesis! I knew I should've had him neutered.
* Marik visiting a sleeping [[strike:Yami Bakura]] Florence:
-->'''Marik:''' Bakura...I command you to rise and shine, sleepyhead!\\
[[strike:Yami Bakura]] '''Florence:''' Oh, great...now the fangirls have started invading my dreams, too...\\
'''Marik:''' What?! It's me, you fool! Do I look like a '''''[[SoundEffectBleep (EFF)]]'''''ing fangirl?!\\
[[strike:Yami Bakura]] '''Florence:''' You ''really'' don't want me to answer that.
** Their exchange later in that same scene:
--->[[strike:Yami Bakura]] '''Florence:''' Why don't you go buy yourself some more spray-on tan?\\
'''Marik:''' HEY '''''[[SoundEffectBleep (EFF)]]''''' YOU! This tan is 100% genuine!
* Yami Bakura's ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' shoutout;
-->'''Bakura:''' You sound nervous. Is it the accent? Do you want to know how I got it? My father was a drinker. One night, he went a little crazier than usual, so my mummy got the teapot to defend herself. He didn't like that, so he poured ''boiling hot tea'' all over her. Then he comes at me with a teapot and asks, ''''"Why so British?"'''
* Bandit Keith kicks Sid, Zygor, and Zombie Boy out of his gang, ''simply for not liking Creator/MichaelBay''.
-->'''Bandit Keith:''' What do you mean you guys don't like ''Film/{{Armageddon|1998}}''?!\\
'''Sid:''' Actually, boss, we don't like Michael Bay movies in general.\\
'''Bandit Keith:''' OH THAT DOES IT! Mess with Michael Bay and you mess with America! I want you guys out of my country by tomorrow morning.\\
'''Zombie Boy:''' Brains! (But this is Japan!)\\
'''Bandit Keith:''' Every country in the world belongs to America!\\
'''Sid:''' Then how the bloody hell are we supposed to leave?!\\
''Beat''\\
'''Bandit Keith:''' I don't know.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 38 - Magnum Farce]]
* The opening:
-->'''Tristan:''' [[TemptingFate I sure hope we don't encounter any more intrusive subplots.]]
-->'''Jean-Claude Magnum:''' [[IncomingHam Did somebody say "intrusive subplot"!?]]
-->'''Tristan:''' Oh, son of a bitch!
* The RunningGag of the episode.
-->'''Mai Valentine:''' My breasts are not fake!
-->'''Everybody Else Except Tristan:''' Riiiiiight.
-->'''Tristan:''' [[TheRuntAtTheEnd I don't believe you!]]
* And another couple from the episode:
-->'''Mai Valentine:''' It finally happened! I killed a man with my breasts!
** After her breasts make a squeaky toy sound after landing on Joey.
--->'''Jean-Claude Magnum:''' If you won't marry me, then I'm going to kidnap you instead, since that appears to be the default response to anything on this show!
* After Jean-Claude Magnum is defeated:
-->'''Jean-Claude Magnum:''' I can't believe you beat me a second time!
-->'''Tea:''' I can't believe we found a duelist even worse than Mai!
-->'''Yugi:''' I can't believe we actually acknowledged this worthless episode!
-->'''Tristan:''' I can't believe it's not butter!

* '''Yami:''' Why is everybody in this guy's Deck a [=@#!*%=] ninja?
-->'''[[WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow Naruto:]]''' [[IronicEcho Why is everyone on this show a @#!*% duelist?]]
* Yugi's epic rant about what a pointless filler episode this is:
-->'''Yugi:''' I have a rather pertinent question: What does any of this have to do with anything? Seriously aren't we trying to save the world from destruction by vaguely evil forces? When did the love life of Mai Valentine become so freaking important?! Is the next plot point going to revolve around Bakura's stamp collection?
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 39 - Card Games at 20,000 Feet]]
* Episode 39 - Kaiba's two [[ThoseWackyNazis German]] bodyguards Gruber and Hans
-->'''Hans:''' Do not disrespect ze Fuhrer or we shall be forced to shoot you in ze kneecaps!
-->'''Gruber:''' HEIL KAIBA!
-->'''Kaiba:''' You guys might want to tone it down a notch.
-->'''Hans and Gruber:''' Ja, mein Fuhrer!
* Marik asking Odion for advice on how to be bland and uninteresting:
-->'''Marik:''' Odion! You're the master at being bland and uninteresting! I command you to tell me your secret!
-->'''Odion:''' I don't know, normally I just stand here and say, "Yes, Master Marik!"
-->'''Marik:''' By god, that is all you do!
* Speaking of which how about the way Odion used his status as Marik's decoy to insult his boss.
-->'''Odion:''' I am Marik Ishtar. I like to take control of people's minds and dress in highly effeminate clothing. Also I have an irrational hatred for gummy bears. I'm pretty much the worst boss ever.
-->'''Marik:''' No, I'm not! I mean, uh, who is this strange person of whom I've never heard of? He seems like a big, bald jerk.
-->'''Odion:''' Yes. I, Marik Ishtar, am a huge jerk.
-->'''Marik:''' Cut it out, you knob-head!
-->'''Odion:''' Yes. I, Marik Ishtar, am a knob-head.
-->'''Marik:''' I command you to stop agreeing with me!
* Yugi talking to Marik:
-->'''Yugi:''' Seriously, I bet you could grate cheese on those abs!
-->'''Marik:''' Yes, but the smell tends to linger something awful.
* "Hahahaha! Soon I shall destroy you all!"
* "Over-the-top anime reaction!"
* Ishizu showing up late:
-->'''Ishizu:''' Sorry I'm late, I was busy predicting the future.
-->'''Hans:''' Then why couldn't you predict that you were going to be late?!
-->'''Ishizu:''' [[CatchPhrase Because shut up.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 40 - Final Deathstination]]
* Episode 40 has a few good ones, the nod to LK's [=AnimeNEXT=] cameo, [=Takahata101=] guest starring a week after WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged finished the Saiyan Saga, the Destiny Board message jab:
-->'''Bakura:''' The ouija board is about to spell out a name so evil, so foul, that they had to censor it twice to get it past standards. Now it just says FINAL.
-->'''Yami:''' What did it say before?
-->'''Bakura:''' DISNEY.
** Possibly one of the censors could count[[note]][[FridgeLogic DISNEY is ''six'' letters]][[/note]]
* Or the poke at ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedSeries''.
-->'''Bakura:''' With this in play, I can communicate with the dead.
-->'''Yami:''' What are you going to do, ask the Naruto Abridged fanbase to come kick my butt?
-->''*{{rimshot}}* ''
-->'''Yugi:''' They had a fanbase?
-->'''Yami:''' [[ShoutOut Touché.]]
* Also the beginning:
-->'''Bakura:''' How come you're always making that stupid 'Nyeh' sound?
-->'''Joey:''' Nyeh? What stupid nyeh sound?
-->'''Bakura:''' The one you just made.
-->'''Joey:''' Nyeh? What are you talking about, nyeh?
-->'''Bakura:''' You're doing it ''right now''.
-->'''Joey:''' I don't get it. What noise? Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh... ''(over Bakura's next line)''
-->'''Bakura:''' ''The one that's coming out of your mouth at this very moment!''
-->'''Joey:''' But I can't hear anything. Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.... (Proceeds to "Nyeh" the opening theme, finishing with "I still don't hear anything!)
* "IGNORE ME!"
* This:
--> '''Yami:''' "Hey, Bakura? Any last words before Slifer toasts your ass?"
--> '''Bakura:''' "I want my mommy..."
--> '''Yami:''' "That'll work."
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 41 - Chenquieh!]]
* Zach and Cody: "Make him disappear!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!".
* Also, Yugi:
--> "Oh, faithful trading cards! You're the only real friends I have. Except for you, Berfomet, you're kind of an asshole. What's that, Dark Magician Girl? [[CargoShip You wanna make out?"]]
* Finally, Pegasus asking Shadi why he took him to the Tomb of the Pharaoh if he knew it could break the fourth wall, and Shadi says "I am - how you say - kind of a dick."
* Tristan and Duke hanging off a blimp:
-->'''Duke:''' "OH MY GOD! WE'RE GONNA ''DIE''!"\\
'''Tristan:''' "Duke, stop screaming!"\\
'''Duke:''' "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY GONNA ''DIE'' IN A SHOW ABOUT F*CKING CARD GAMES!"
* And the moment that doubles as a continuity nod: as Tristan and [[MemeticMutation Duke "I'm Bringing Sexy Back" Devlin]] are hanging off a blimp...
-->'''Tristan:''' "Duke, no matter what happens, I want you to know one thing. [[ContinuityNod In another few hours, the sun will rise!"]]\\
'''Duke:''' "What the f*ck does that mean?!"\\
'''Tristan:''' [Crying] "I DON'T KNOW BUT IT'S TRUE!!!"
* This scene:
-->'''Croquet:''' Yeah...everyone involved in the production of the Egyptian God Cards was killed.\\
'''Pegasus:''' What? Even [[BobFromAccounting Chad from accounting?]]\\
[Cut to man being thrown out of skyscraper window]\\
'''Croquet:''' ''[[EspeciallyZoidberg Especially]]'' [[EspeciallyZoidberg Chad from accounting.]]
* Duke and Tristan are still hanging off the blimp:
-->'''Tristan:''' "Hey, I can see my house from here! Hi Mom, hi Dad!"
-->'''Tristan's parents, who sound exactly the same as him:''' "Hey, Tristan!"
* Shadi rescues Duke and Tristan:
-->'''Tristan:''' "I have a fairy godmother!"\\
'''Duke:''' "Is she a MILF?"\\
'''Tristan:''' "She looks kinda like [[Manga/DragonBall Piccolo."]]\\
'''Duke:''' "Yah, that's a MILF."
* '''Pegasus:''' "Dirty hands! Dirty, dirty hands!"
* "This music is so unfabulous! Don't you have anything by ABBA?"
* Joey tries to insult Kaiba::
-->'''Joey''': Go yiff yourself, Kaiba!
-->'''Kaiba''': *walks off* Whatever ''that'' means.
-->'''Joey''': Nyeh, Google Image it, ya jerk!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 42 - So Long & Thanks for all the Trading Cards]]
* Kaiba's '+ 100 dead puppies', and '+ [[Memes/DragonBall 9001]] dead puppies' captions. As well as 'Egyptian Basketball'.
-->'''Marik:''' Ancient Egyptian basketball sure is fun, Odion! ''*Gets bitten by a snake*'' Ahh! I just wish it didn't involve so many poisonous snakes!
* The MomentKiller into the OhCrap when Odion gets hit by lightning.
-->'''Odion:''' I can only hope you're proud of me [mother].\\
'''Marik''': She's not even your real mom, douchebag!\\
''(Odion gets hit by lightning. The Millennium Rod shatters. ''Brain Damage'' by Music/PinkFloyd starts.)''\\
'''Pharaoh:''' By the gods! The Millennium Rod is made of delicious cheese!\\
''(A vision of a young Marik is being taken away as present-day Marik looks on.)''\\
'''Young!Marik:''' Help me! Odion!\\
'''Odion:''' ''(slowly collapsing)'' Forgive me, master Marik. I tried. I tried--\\
''(Odion faceplants, and the music cuts off)''\\
'''Odion:''' Ow, my face.\\
'''Marik:''' ''(wide-eyed)'' [[OhCrap Ohhhhhh]] '''''[[SoundEffectBleep (EFF)]]'''''...
* The new villain:
-->[[strike:Marik]] '''Melvin:''' Remember Team Four Star?
-->'''Yami:''' Yeah, they got suspended. So what?
-->[[strike:Marik]] '''Melvin:''' That. Was. ''Me!''
-->''(The rest of the cast gives shocked looks, except for Kaiba, who is smiling, with a caption reading [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: + 9001 Dead Puppies ]]
.)''
-->'''Tristan:''' "Oh my god! [[TakeThat Who's Team Four Star?!"]]
* Marik screaming as he is dragged away for the tombkeeper initiation- while music from ''Beverly Hills Chihuahua'' plays.
* "Man, even in my own flashbacks I'm a minor character!"
* "I'm going to go hold this baby up to the moon! I'm-a pretty sure theyt's one of our ancient traditions!"
* Veronica talking to Odion:
-->'''Veronica:''' Odion, your father does love you. He's just under a lot of stress at the moment with the redecorating.
-->'''Hank:''' Hey, Veronica! What do you think of burgundy for the sacrificial chamber?
-->'''Veronica:''' Sounds good, dear.
-->'''Hank:''' You don't even know what burgundy is, do you?!
* Hank's pet cobra bites Marik during a game of Ancient Egyptian Basketball. Hank is outraged...[[NoSympathy that Odion killed the snake for trying to play.]]
-->'''Hank:''' Odion! Why did you kill my pet cobra Cornelius?!
-->'''Odion:''' [[NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished I was only trying to protect Marik...]]
-->'''Hank:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic Cornelius just wanted to play!]] You know how much he loved basketball!!
-->''(Cut to Marik, sweating and visibly pained)''
-->'''Hank:''' He was like the son I never had until I actually had one, AND [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent NOW HE IS DEY-YAD!]] I will ''never forgive you for this,'' binky-boy!
* Hank and Veronica's marriage seems to be [[AwfulWeddedLife particularly unhappy,]] but tombkeeper tradition dictates they have children. While they ''do'' bring two biological children into the world, Hank seems entirely unaware of how the process even works - either that or Veronica is just straight-up lying about being pregnant the whole time.
-->'''Hank:''' So, are you pregnant yet?
-->'''Veronica:''' No.
-->'''Hank:''' [[AreWeThereYet How about now?]]
-->'''Veronica:''' Still nothing.
-->'''Hank:''' How about...
--> ''(Cut to Ishizu being born)''
-->'''Hank:''' Oh, look, another baby! I knew you were hiding one somewhere.
** Even later on...
-->'''Hank:''' Hooray, another baby! Geez, Veronica, these are just flying out of you!
* '''[[TakeThat [ACTUAL 4KIDS DIALOGUE]]]'''
-->'''Yami:''' [[CaptainObvious Be very careful, Joey!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 43 - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mai]]
* Episode 43:
-->'''Joey:''' Hey Kaiba, since Marik entered the tournament under a fake name, shouldn't he be disqualified?
-->'''Kaiba:''' The only person who should be disqualified around here is [[http://i718.photobucket.com/albums/ww188/kitty_fur/balcktristan.jpg?t=1257092493 whoever made Tristan black in this shot.]]
-->'''Tristan:''' Don't you be hatin' on mah blackface, playah!
* '''Téa:''' I am so angry, I could walk away like a pimp!
* "Fo' shizzah, ma nizza! Ma brizzas be off the hizza!"
* "Now, using my Millennium Rod, which I keep clenched between my buttocks..."
* "Oh no! I'm late for a children's card game! Somehow this prevents me from simply lowering the knife and stabbing him! Punctuality! My Achilles' Heel!"
* The entire opening to episode 43.
-->'''Joey:''' How bad is it, Dr. Feelgood?
-->'''Dr. Feelgood:''' He was struck by lightning. In the head. It's not looking good.
-->'''Téa:''' We have to help him!
-->'''Dr. Feelgood:''' Medical science is already doing everything it can...
-->'''Téa:''' Screw medical science, I'm talking about friendship!
-->'''Dr. Feelgood:''' I-I beg your pardon?
-->'''Téa:''' Friendship is the only cure for a lightning bolt to the face!
-->'''Yami:''' That's right! Joey was struck by lightning and now thanks to friendship, he's okay!
-->'''Joey:''' Yup! My brain am thinking good with stuff!
-->'''Dr. Feelgood:''' Look, friendship isn't going to cure this man.
-->'''Téa:''' Silence, non-believer! Go back to your leeches and your potions! The power of friendship and Tristan's beautiful singing voice will heal him!
-->'''Dr. Feelgood:''' You guys are morons. Have fun staring at a guy in a coma.
-->'''Tristan:''' (singing) Lean on me, when you're not strong, and I'll be your friend...
* And then Kaiba's reaction to Mai getting a hold of [[strike:The Winged Dragon of Ra]] Mega Ultra Chicken:
-->'''Mai:''' I use Amazon Chainmaster's special effect to take one card from your deck! And the card I choose is Mega Ultra Chicken!\\
'''Melvin:''' What?!\\
'''Kaiba:''' Summonitsummonitsummonitsummonitsummonitsummonit\\
'''Mai:''' And now, I'm going to summon it!\\
'''Kaiba:''' Finally! Geez!
* Yami Yugi getting burned:
-->'''Yami Yugi:''' OHHHH! Whoah-ho-ho! I definitely should've seen this coming!
-->'''Melvin:''' ''(laughs)'' Yes! Burn, Pharaoh! BURN!
-->'''Yami Yugi:''' Look, I'm burning, okay? I can't exactly burn anymore than I'm doing right now.
-->'''Melvin:''' BURN!
-->'''Yami Yugi:'''I'm doing it! Jeez!
-->'''Melvin:''' BURN!
-->'''Yami Yugi:''' ''(passes out)'' Again, right on my keys...
* "Yugi, what's THAT thing?!" and Yugi's responses.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 44 - Ishizu Explains it All]]
* The scene in episode 44 with the [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From The Future.]]
-->'''Robot:''' "And you were dating this really hot chick."\\
'''Kaiba:''' "I was?"\\
'''Robot:''' "Yes. She was totally into you, for ''some'' reason."\\
'''Kaiba:''' "Huh. Did we have ever sex?"\\
'''Robot:''' "YEEEESS!!"\\
'''Kaiba:''' "Was it...good?"\\
'''Robot:''' "NOOOOO!"\\
'''Kaiba:''' "Hngh..."
* Also, the CSI Miami Riff in the same episode:
-->'''Kaiba:''' It looks like the rules--''[[GlassesPull (pulls out a pair of sunglasses)]]''--just got screwed!
-->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qAqAhKEk5M YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]]'''
* Why don't we just say the entire scene where Kaiba kicks Ishizu's ass at a children's card game is both hilarious and possibly the abriged series' best SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. Which makes it more hilarious because of how insane Kaiba goes.
-->'''Kaiba:''' F(BEEP) DESTINY! I AM SETO KAIBA! I MAKE MY OWN FATE!
-->'''Ishizu:''' How can this be, why would you do this?
-->'''Kaiba:''' BECAUSE A ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE TOLD ME TO!
-->'''Ishizu:''' ...
-->'''Kaiba:''' What? It's just as ridiculous as the crap that comes out of you.
** Followed by Ishizu's reaction:
---> "I lost! That giant rock lied to me!"
* Episode 44:
-->'''Ishizu:''' Our universe has grown tired and cliché. Our characters have become nothing more then vessels for lame catchphrases. For example, Joey saying, "Nyeh."
-->'''Joey:''' Nyeh?
-->'''Ishizu:''' Kaiba saying, "Screw the rules, I have money."
-->'''Kaiba:''' Haven't said that in years.
-->'''Ishizu:''' Or Tristan saying...pretty much anything...
-->'''Tristan:''' [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Goddamn it, Nappa!]]
** Then Kaiba asks why Ishizu has no catchphrase.
--->'''Ishizu''': [[HypocriticalHumor ...because shut up.]]
* From the same episode:
-->'''Téa:''' [[RunningGag Yugi! What's that thing?]]
-->'''Yami:''' That's Ishizu! She's the one who told me about my ancient past, even though I kind of already knew about it. She's a mysterious character shrouded in mystery, which is just another way of saying she's boring as all get out.
-->'''Duke:''' I'd hit it.
-->'''Marik:''' Ishizu! Help me!
-->'''Melvin:''' Sorry, Marik, but your sister's in another castle!
-->'''Marik:''' (trapped in hourglass) [[BigNo No!]] [[MemeticMutation What is this I don't even-]]
* Kaiba's AtomicFBomb after Ishizu counters his strategy and leaves him with only 6 cards to work with.
* In episode 44, when Kaiba says "You were never in my tournament, Wheeler." To which Joey responds with a confused "Ah-bah-dah-nyeah?!"
* "Now do you understand why so many people love me even though I'm the biggest dick in this entire show? It's because I'm Seto-freaking-Kaiba. Accept no substitutes!"
* Ishizu telling everyone about her mission.
--> '''Ishizu:''' I'm here to save my brother's soul. He has been consumed by a great evil, and I intend to rid him of it.
--> '''Melvin:''' Good luck with that, chucklenuts! I've been om-nom-nomming on his soul for a good ten years now, and I happen to like the taste. Mmmmm, that's good Marik soul.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 45 - Requiem for a Nyeh]]
* Episode 45: two words; IN 3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Marik discovering television. "Sorry baby. I'm a rebel, a loner if you will, and I can't [[HostileShowTakeover (static)]] '''Kill your family. Kill your family. Kill your family.'''"
--> '''Ishizu:''' Marik, are you OK?
--> '''Marik:''' (monotone sounding voice) Must...kill...family...
** The shopkeeper's (played by [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall LINKARA!]]) response to him:
---> '''Shopkeeper:''' "What's the matter, kid? You never seen the "Kill Your Family Show" before?"
* Marik finding the yaoi manga. "Hey Ishizu, what's that one guy doing to that other guy? I don't know what it is but it gives me cravings."
** "Marik, don't flaunt your yaoi in public!"
* Before they return home, and Marik is still gushing over his magazine image of a guy on a motorcycle:
-->'''Ishizu:''' Marik, what are you doing?\\
'''Marik:''' I'm riding an imaginary motorcycle. What the '''''[[SoundEffectBleep (EFF)]]''''' does it look like I'm doing?!
* There's also this exchange:
--> '''Ishizu:''' * whispering* Remember, we must be very quiet so that we don't disturb our father.
--> '''Marik:''' HEY, ISHIZU, LOOK AT THAT THING OVER THERE! I WONDER WHAT IT IS!? '''LOUDLY''' DO I WONDER ABOUT IT!
* Also had the running gag of how Odion, Marik, and Melvin all thought fluffing up a pillow on a bed was a great bluff. Ishizu plays the only sane man here and thinks they are being dumb, which makes it all the more amusing.
--> '''Odion:''' I fluffed a pillow...it's f*ckin' FOOL PROOF.
* Florence is sharing his body with Marik's soul. Melvin's response to this is:
--> I always knew you wanted me to be inside you, Bakura.
* "Argh! The yellow squiggly lines! They burn!"
* "Oh no! I mustn't have seen that in the dark! Even though I've lived my entire in the dark and should therefore have no trouble seeing in it!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Episode 46 - Melvin'd]]
* After Zork and Pals was cancelled, Zork went on to star in a new series - ''[[Series/TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody The Suite Life of Zorc and Cody]]'', replacing Zack Martin as one of the title characters due to his untimely demise back in Episode 41. Since Zorc is a giant monster, he doesn't even fit inside the hotel the show takes place in, but no one notices and still acts like he's just Cody's twin brother, even though he's... clearly not.
** The "prank" Cody and Zorc play on the VIP guest. They were just supposed to jump out and scare him, but Zorc ends up burning him alive with a fireball.
** In TheStinger for their next (non-existant) episode, Zorc accidentally kills special guest star Hannah Montana by stepping on her.
* Bakura and Marik arguing over whether or not to hug [[strike:Evil Marik]] Melvin.
** "Hug?"
*** "NO HUG!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPDQgDs7Mww This deleted scene]] from episode 46.
* Melvin finally gets a word in edgewise.
--> '''Melvin:''' If you're done fighting with your girlfriend, we have a card game to finish!
--> '''Florence:''' He's not my girlfriend!
--> '''Marik:''' You tell him, honey!
* Melvin executes perhaps [[ItMakesSenseInContext the strangest]] PostMortemOneLiner of all time:
-->"HEY, LITTLEKURIBOH! [[FandomNod WHERE'S THE]] [[SelfDeprecation NEW EPISODE?!]] [[EvilLaugh AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]]"
[[/folder]]
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