* No matter how much you hated the film, you have to admit this-- the look Isabel gives Thadeous after he makes a speech about how they will protect her (for men are strong and women are weak) ''is'' ActuallyPrettyFunny.
* When Thadeous is freeing Belladona (who is still under the sexy-spell) she tries to suck his er... trophy. He tries to stop her with "Don't suck that, that's dead." in a really distracted voice. Funnier than it sounds.
* "Everyone in the kingdom wants to suck your dick! Nobody wants to suck mine!"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm-xiztBsFA "You're too late! The Fuckening has begun!"]]
* So many of Natalie Portman's lines, as she [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously plays them completely straight.]]
-->'''Isabel:''' That feeling is all too familiar. It's been burning in my beaver [[ItMakesSenseInContext since the day I lost my brothers.]]
* The following, brief moment in the tavern:
-->'''Courtney:''' It's my birthday today.
-->'''Thadeous:''' Fuck that.