* No matter how much you hated the film, you have to admit this-- the look Isabel gives Thadeous after he makes a speech about how they will protect her (for men are strong and women are weak) ''is'' ActuallyPrettyFunny.
* When Thadeous is freeing Belladona (who is still under the sexy-spell) she tries to suck his er... trophy. He tries to stop her with "Don't suck that, that's dead." in a really distracted voice. Funnier than it sounds.
* "Everyone in the kingdom wants to suck your dick! Nobody wants to suck mine!"