* Jason's wooden acting in Con Ares.
-->Jason: If you want to hit Hercules you must hit me first - no Ares don't throw me over there...
** Note that it's deliberate; they're trying to fool Strife and Discord into thinking the lookalike they've found is actually Ares.
* Iolaus's failed attempt at flirting seen in "Amazon Grace":
-->'''Iolaus:''' What's your sign?\\
'''Amazon:''' No trespassing.\\
''[Jason bursts out laughing]''