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[[folder: [=Danfango700= ]]
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* [[https://ia803108.us.archive.org/34/items/ytchannel-danfango700/Friendship%20is%20De%20Magiks.mp4 Friendship is De Magiks]]:
** At the very beginning of the video:
---> '''Applejack''': ''(to Rainbow Dash)'' Not a bad pitch for a pony who works with her head in her ass.
** After the above line, Rainbow Dash says the objective of the game is to "jack off the steak" and throws her horseshoe, which hits WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy.
** Rainbow Dash questions why Twilight Sparkle is there with her and Applejack.
---> '''Rainbow Dash''': ...I don't know. Woah. Why is she here?\\
'''Applejack''': To be our whore.
** Applejack saying "Years of apple fucking" and hoofing a tree to the tune of [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Saria's Song/The Lost Woods]].
**
---> '''Rainbow Dash''': I think Twilight's right.\\
'''Applejack''': You do?\\
'''Rainbow Dash''': Yeah.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Applejack''': You do?\\
'''Rainbow Dash''': No!\\
'''Applejack''': Doo-doo.\\
''(the two then dash off to the race)''\\
'''Rainbow Dash''': This race isn't over yet!\\
'''Applejack''': It is.\\
''(SmashCut to the end of the race)''\\
'''Rainbow Dash''': I won!\\
'''Applejack''': No.\\
''({{Beat}}; then the end credits play)''
** The increasing HoYay between Fluttershy and Rarity.
** And after a montage of the aforementioned romance, there's an edit to the theme song:
---> "My Little Pony: I used to shit on my friends!"
**
---> '''Rarity''': My dick's getting pruny!\\
'''Twilight Sparkle''': You have my word. [[ShapedLikeItself Losing a friend is the fastest way to lose a friend!]]
* [[https://ia803108.us.archive.org/34/items/ytchannel-danfango700/SUPER%20APPLEBLOOM%2064.mp4 Super Applebloom 64]] is hilarity from beginning to end.
** Applebloom popping out of an apple barrel is followed by an overload of Appleblooms appearing on-screen.
** Applejack saying "Rarity eats babies!", followed by Applejack with a horrified look on her face in black and white, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess while creepy music]] and [[NightmareFuel a conversation between AJ and Rarity about babies in the background]].
** This moment:
---> '''Rarity''': ''(in either [[VocalDissonance Sweetie Belle's or Applebloom's voice]])'' [[AGodAmI Applejack's Jesus!]]\\
'''Applejack''': ''(who now has a beard)'' Um...
** [[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 Spider-Man]] running in the Sisterhooves Social race.
** Applejack repeatedly punching Sweetie Belle in the arm.
** Shortly after that:
--->'''Apple Bloom''': We're still sisters, right?\\
'''Applejack''': Um, actually, I...
--->''*cue weird stuff appearing in the background with the text "ur a liar, [[RougeAnglesOfSatin appljak]]" while [[{{WesternAnimation/Animaniacs}} "A Nice Chubby Baby"]] plays*''
** This bit:
--->'''Applejack''': [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Mah boi!]]\\
'''Big Mac''': I'm a Jew.\\
(Applejack has a [[ThoseWackyNazis Swastika]] for a cutie mark).\\
'''Applejack''': Why of all the why-uh-why-uh!
** Immediately following that:
--->'''Pinkie Pie''': Stop with the shish! It's time to get naked!\\
'''Applejack''': [[OhCrap Aw, shit]].
*** Made even funnier by the fact that they're both naked already.
** The ending. The credits roll with no music, and after a while, [[AudienceSurrogate someone]] shouts "WHAT THE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK?"]]
* [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Dipper]] [[https://web.archive.org/web/20141214000224/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU_eaXsPxOY Plays Video Games]]:
** At the beginning:
--->'''Grunkle Stan''': Alright, Dipper, let's fuck.\\
'''Dipper''': Oh, what? Grunkle Stan, whenever I suck your cock, I feel like I'm not straight.
** Before that:
--->'''Dipper''': Mabel. Private part.\\
'''Mabel''': COMEDY GOLD!
** This part:
---> '''Mabel''': What can I say? ''(suddenly gets a stubble)'' [[PermaStubble Stubble]]!
** Dipper shows an image of a [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry]] in his notebook to prove that Norman is just that. The following sequence ensues:
---> '''Mabel''': A furry? [[ActuallyPrettyFunny That is funny]], Dipper!\\
'''Dipper''': ''(after saying gibberish)'' It all adds up! The bleeding, the bleeding, the [=FurAffinity=]! HE NEVER BLEEDS! Have you noticed this cat!? *gestures toward a cat on the floor*\\
'''Mabel''': Maybe he's a doorbell. *makes a doorbell sound*\\
'''Dipper''': Remember what the book said? [[CrossesTheLineTwice Don't trust black people!]]\\
''(cue a [[MindScrew bizarre sequence]] with Mabel while Matthew Wilder's "Break My Stride" plays in the background)''
** This:
--->'''Dipper''': Well, Wendy, I just want you to know that people make steaks. And when they do, you should fuck them.\\
'''Wendy''': Dude, you lost me.\\
'''Dipper''': ''*throws a baseball at her*''\\
'''Wendy''': AH! MY EYE!
* [[https://web.archive.org/web/20150423142036/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKizRcwGtd8 God Burns Down Equestria for Insurance Money]]
-->'''Spike:''' What are you two doing?\\
''(canned ooh)''\\
'''Snips:''' The Great and Powerful Trixie!\\
''(canned laughter)''\\
'''Spike:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]
** This:
--->'''Spike:''' Helloooo--\\
''(the license plate from the end of the TitleSequence of Series/That70sShow appears)''\\
'''That 70's Show Intro:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WISCONS--]]\\
'''[[SyntheticVoiceActor Speakonia Voice]]:''' [[/folder]]

[[folder: [[Breathless Non Sequitur Brazil. ]]
]] ''([[VisualPun close-up of the word "Brazil" on license plate]])''
** The RunningGag of ponies coughing up birds.
** Another RunningGag features Rarity yelling "LOOK! PINK!" while gesturing at pink items. This gag is shaken up twice:
*** When Rarity gestures towards a pink bow near the end of the video, we see [[VisualPun the head of]] Music/{{Pink}} on it.
*** The one in the credits is the only one where the object pointed at isn't pink:
---> '''Rarity''': ''(as [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames CDi Link]] has suddenly manifested in the sun)'' LOOK! LINK!
** This exchange:
--->'''Rarity:''' Applejack, you can't possibly be cereal!\\
'''Applejack:''' (''wearing [[VisualPun a box of Froot Loops]] over her head'') Oh yeah?\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Patrick]]:''' [[LamePunReaction Boo!]]\\
'''Rarity''': [[RunningGag LOOK! PINK!]]
** Twilight [[{{Facepalm}} face-hoofing]] at the laugh track laughing at nothing in particular.
** This:
--->'''Applejack:''' ''(to Rainbow Dash)'' Don't fly away!\\
'''Rainbow Dash:''' Aye-aye! ''([[ImmediateSelfContradiction flies away]])''\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Applejack:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuckin' bitch.]]
** The Mane Six reacting to Rarity's dresses.
--->(''After Twilight struggles to say something'')\\
'''Applejack''': [[Film/KungPowEnterTheFist My nipples look like milk duds!]]\\
'''Twilight''': Exactly!\\
'''Pinkie''': I love you!\\
'''Fluttershy''':...Nice.\\
'''Rarity''': What's the matter? Don't you like them?\\
'''Applejack''': No!\\
'''Twilight''': They're re-re-re--\\
'''Applejack''': (''who had randomly turned into a pile of plums'') And we're plums.\\
'''Twilight''': I guess what we're trying to say is...[[KickTheDog they're just awful!]]
** Twilight opening the front door of Fluttershy's cottage (which has the [=deviantArt=] logo on it) to encounter a flood of badly-designed OC ponies.
--->'''Rarity''': *at an OC pony* [[TakeThat EW!]]
** The EldritchAbomination that comes out of Fluttershy's mane in place of the parasprite.
** Immediately after the above:
---> '''Fluttershy''': I'm not sure. I'm also [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment not sure]]. I'm also [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Notch]].
** And then after that:
---> '''Rainbow Dash''': What are they?\\
'''Twilight Sparkle''': The better question is [[GladIThoughtOfIt 'what are they?']]
** Rainbow Dash getting her head cut off by Pinkie's cymbals.
--->'''Twilight Sparkle:''' Great. Now what do we do?
*** Before that, we have a RunningGag of Rainbow Dash shouting "WE CALL IN THE ____ CONTROL!". The third time around, Pinkie Pie yells for her to shut her mouth.
---->'''Rainbow Dash''': We call in the *unintelligible sound*\\
'''Pinkie''': SHUT UP!
*** On that note:
---->'''Rainbow Dash:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice We call in the border control!]]
** This:
---> '''Pinkie Pie''': Ruined? I am not the ruiner! [[AGodAmI I am God!]]
** After that:
---> '''Twilight Sparkle''': Will you forget about sex for one second?\\
'''Pinkie Pie''': Boner!
** In the intro, we have Rarity screaming "Oh for Pete's sake!" when the song playing at the beginning makes a sex joke.
*** Immediately after, it cuts to an unrelated show, with a guy named Tom saying "I got cancer." while canned laughter is heard.
** This part:
---> '''Twilight Sparkle''': Well, in THAT case... *gestures toward [[VisualPun a well in her suitcase]]*
** The following:
--->'''Fluttershy''': You wanted to see me Rarity?\\
'''Rarity''': Fluttershy! [[NakedPeopleAreFunny You're nude!]]\\
'''Fluttershy''': *looks at herself* [[CaptainObvious But...]]\\
'''Rarity''': Not another word!
** Celestia's parting words.
--->'''Celestia''': Haven't you learned anything about friendship?\\
'''Twilight''': I've learned that sometimes the solution to your problems can come from--\\
'''Celestia''': I don't care. *leaves*

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Daniel Corrales ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OBHnaQJ4Yw Mario Maker 2: Old Direct, New Jokes]]
** Some of the advertised objects:
---> '''Narrator''': Pick from iconic enemies and objects, like Lays, [[GagPenis cocks]], Goombas...''\\
({{Beat}}, cue a bunch of Goombas falling on Mario)''
** Instead of the Snake Block being introduced, we get to see [[VideoGame/MetalGear Snake]] appear instead.
---> '''Narrator''': Remember Snake?
** This gem:
---> '''Narrator''': Banzai Bill looks like a [[ShapedLikeItself Banzai Bill]]... [[CaptainObvious because it is!]]
** The 10 coin's name doesn't represent its value in this version of the Direct:
---> '''Narrator''': The 10 coin is worth, yep... [[BaitAndSwitch NOT]][[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants HING]]!
** From the part with Boom Boom:
---> '''Narrator''': The mad lad will chase after you swinging his arms [[Series/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow from side to side]].
** The entire part with the Sun and Moon:
---> '''Narrator''': Tap this icon here and:\\
'''Voices''': SUPER MARIO MAKER-\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob]]''': -at night.\\
'''Narrator''': If you hit the Angry Sun, Mario will lose a life, but if you hit the Moon, you'll wipe out a screen full of enemies! Also, Mario will lose a life.\\
''(Mario explodes)''
** The ''VideoGame/SuperMario3DWorld'' "section":
---> '''Narrator''': Cat Mario!\\
'''End Card''': [[WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}} The end.]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Dark Drifter UK= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJtJEn75mpk Pinkie Pie Does Something Completely Ordinary]]
-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' Stop with the ''Franchise/AceAttorney'' references, Mike! [[StonersAreFunny It's time to get baked!]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: darkevilsharowlord 66 ]]

* All poops involving the infamous [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBq6ORD3CBM Virtual Lara Croft]] video qualify, but "[[DerangedAnimation Virtual Lara On Drugs!]]" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DQ1-zZ2mbQ takes the cake.]]
-->'''Lara:''' Hi! I'm high! *jerks spastically*\\
'''Lara:''' I hate gays. I hate water. I hate satisfaction. *[[DeliberatelyMonochrome Screen turns monochrome]], [[{{Wangst}} Untitled]] by Simple Plan starts playing* I hate Tomb Raider 3. I hate Lara Croft. I hate locations. I hate flames and explosions. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking I hate Tomb Raider 1 and 2.]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Darth Elk= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyHLkN2vtY Billy Mays Smashes His Balls with a Hammer]]
** "Why am I smashing my [[GroinAttack balls]] with this hammer? To show you the amazing protection you get from Impact Gel!"
** "The heels, and balls of your feet, and your balls!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3jLr1Qcpq8 Billy Mays Fixes a Flat Planet with the Jupiter Jack]]
** "Are you one of the millions that are guilty of driving while squishing and squashing or flipping and flopping?"
** "Preset your radio to 25 FM and you're ready to go."
** "Instead of hearing music, you hear a real live skunk!"
** "Here's how to order: ♪800-588-2300, Empire!♪"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYO-nJrSnqk Billy Mays Sells Toilet Insurance]]
** "I know I should have health insurance, but on my budget, I just can't afford it. I need help." "Nobody wants affordable health insurance. You want toilet insurance."
** "Have your rates gone up? Have you been turned down? Are you on the ball?"
** "Including plans with burning and melting starting as low as [[Anime/DragonBallZ OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND]] a month for you, or pay a fortune for your entire family."
** "Kaboom, and the blood is gone."
** "When you call, you'll get to talk with a real live skunk, who will turn you down, no matter who you are." ("[[Music/{{Badfinger}} No matter what you are~]]")
** "With iCan, you'll finally be saying, 'what odor?'"
** The ending:
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Tails]]''': I gotta find a phone fast! (''jumps into a phone booth'') Operator? I want to call Creator/BillyMays. Uh, the number? Uh…\\
'''Sonic''': (''whispers in Tails's ear'') ♪[[CallBack 800-588-2300, Empire!]]♪
** "So call iCan right now and tell them, '[[PrecisionFStrike are you shittin' me?]]'"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [[Web Animation/The Gmod Idiot Box Das Bo Schitt ]]
]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNsWZsdADv8 Bobby's Sanity Meter is Low]], despite being an April Fool's joke, is still hilarious from start to finish.
** The first thing that happens: Cue [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill King Of The Hill]] intro. Hank opens a can of beer...and an arrow flies out, [[OffWithHisHead tears his head from his body]], and pins it to the moon. Hank's reaction?
-->'''Hank:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Dang it!]]
** Bobby watching TV:
-->'''TV:''' ''It's time for me to live up to my family name and face [[Fanfic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES]]!''\\
'''Hank:''' ''(walks over)'' Hey, my HUMEN FEEDER just got its first customer. Bobby, c-\\
'''Bobby (as a Combine):''' STOP THE HUMENS!
** At a quiz bowl:
-->'''Bobby:''' Where should I [[ToiletHumor shit?]] Hey Jeremy, you ready to kick some Denton brain?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Can't you see I'm trying to remember the quadratic formula? I mean equation. [[OhCrap Oh crap!]] ''([[YourHeadAsplode head explodes]])''
** Not to mention how Bobby contracts diabeetus from watching ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Little Pony]]''.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUk-lhJVab0 Bobby Will Never Be MLG]]
** A [[CallBack call-back]] to his first KOTH YTP: Cue King Of The Hill intro. Hank opens his can of beer...and [[Franchise/StreetFighter Ryu]] flies out and punches Hank's nose off.
** Bobby and Joseph Gribble watching some girls arrive for a sleepover:
-->'''Joseph:''' Oh, THAT'S a man!
-->''(person with [[NightmareFace weird-looking Mr Bean face]] steps out, accompanied by the [[RedfilterOfDoom screen turning red]] and an [[EvilLaugh evil laugh]] being heard)''
** When Chane shoves Bobby onto the ground then pins him:
-->'''Chane:''' C'mon! Eat some dirt!\\
'''Bobby:''' ''(TranquilFury as the camera zooms on him)'' Okay... ''(darts off with Chane riding, going through the street where Dale keeps [[GroinAttack kicking Bill in the groin]] before [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Steve]] bats Chane off, approaches Chane and starts to eat him; scene then cuts to the Hill home)''\\
'''Hank:''' What have you been eating?\\
'''Bobby:''' ''({{beat}}, with bloodstained lips)'' [[MetaphoricallyTrue Dirt.]]
** This at the end:
-->'''Peggy Hill:''' ''(takes what appears to be a cassette tape or tape recorder from Bobby)''
-->'''Bobby:''' ''(close-up on face as he looks back at Peggy)''
-->'''[[Franchise/StarWars Emperor Palpatine:]]''' Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you!
-->'''Bobby:''' ''([[LetsGetDangerous face suddenly turns angry]])'' Okay... ''(kicks Peggy into the air)''
-->'''Peggy:''' ''(bounces off the moon, [[CallBack which Hank's head is still pinned to]])''
-->'''[[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Senator Armstrong:]]''' Don't fuck with this senator! ''(kicks Peggy)''
-->'''Peggy:''' ''(hits Bobby, knocking both of them to the ground. Cue "Game Over Yeah" from [[VideoGame/SegaRally Sega Rally]])''
-->'''[=DarkSydePhil=]:''' Fucking bullshit dude! What do you want me to do?
-->''(cue picture of Senator Armstrong to end the video)''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Dawn Dreamer= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcMjHxp02QY Jesse Ventura Goes Nuts on LSD!]]
** The entire first half of the intro.
--> "Secrets. Fuck secrets." ''{{Beat}}.'' "I've been a gay governor. I've been Austin Powers. And now I think it's time you power fuck a secret Seal." ''Another {{beat}}.'' "Mama." ''Yet another {{beat}}.'' "You think you know the horse? Think again. I've been blowing a corrupt horse. Not!" ''A sign saying "CORRUPTION" is seen, but the camera keeps zooming in and out.'' "Fuck I think it's stuck." ''Very short {{beat}}.'' "You think you can Photoshop? Think again." ''One final {{beat}}.'' "I suck at ''VideoGame/PacMan''." ''Cue gameplay footage, where [=Pac-Man=] runs into a ghost and loses a life.'' "And now I think it's time you get... st-st-st-st-."
** "Mr. Big never agreed to an interview, but now, [[MindScrew he agreed to an interview, but now, Mr. Ventura never agreed to an interview]]. Fuck."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Delicious CP= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w2e8WgfMrQ THESE ADVENTURE NEED TO STOP]]
-->'''Jake:''' The vampire SMASHED THEIR DICKS, just for the fuck!

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Demon Pinata= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHH9tG4PHwc Kermit Should Never Have Quit Dental School]]:
-->'''BACON SEIZURE'''\\
\\
'''Kermit:''' How am I supposed to talk about the letters-letters-letterslettersletters when you keep eating pizza?

[[/folder]]

[[folder: dibbydang ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6px4Y1lzcbg Sonic sez "Don't watch an anime called Boku"]].
-->"Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust, like a girl, your white friend, and [=CoCo=]!"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Dinner Warrior= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI-shoahY0U Gaston and Frollo get a life]]:
** "Beata Maria, you know I am a HOLY SHIT [[IncendiaryExponent MY HAIR IS ON FIRE]]"
** This exchange:
-->'''Monsieur D'Arque:''' I'm loving it. ''*Ronald [=McDonald=] appears*''
-->'''Gaston:''' Have it your way. ''*The Burger King appears*''
** '''Frollo:''' Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto, you know I play ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' all day long, so tell me why I have constipation, ''[[Manga/NyoronChuruyaSan Nyoro~n.]]''
** '''Frollo:''' Hellfire- *whoosh* The fire is out. *punch* Ow, my hip! *punch* Ow, my spine!
** Gaston and Lefou's argument over who saw ''Film/SawI''.
** The surprise cameo of Doctor Rabbit.
** Gaston trying to hijack [[VillainSong "Hellfire"]] from Frollo.
-->'''Frollo:''' Get out of my house!
-->'''Gaston:''' I'm not in your house. I'm in a pub.
-->'''Frollo:''' ...[[FridgeLogic Then how are we talking?]]
-->'''Gaston:''' I don't know.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCr4H5jRkwE Disney Villains Shouldn't Give Or Get Sex Changes]].
-->'''Ursula:''' You're here, because you have a ''thing'' for this "Prince" fellow.\\
'''Ariel ([[VideoGame/HotelMario in Mario's voice]]):''' The prince is gay.\\
'''Ursula:''' That's right! The only way to get Mr. Prince... is to become a man!\\
'''Ariel:''' Can you do that?\\
'''Ursula:''' [[VillainSong ~]]I admit that in the past I've been a bitch. / They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a pimp. / But you'll find that nowadays / I've mended all my ways / Repented, seen the light and made a switch to decaf!\\
'''(Cuts to Gaston with four arms!)'''\\
'''Ursula:''' Before the sun sets on the third day, you've got to get Creator/{{Deepercutt}} to fall in love with you. That is, [[SexEqualsLove he's got to fuck you]]. But if he doesn't, you turn back into a woman, and Krobo Productions belongs... to me.\\
'''Sebastian:''' '''''RUN!!!!! FUCKING RUN!!!!!'''''
** TheStinger.
---> '''Link:''' What the fuck just happened?
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ0FGE-bMYs The Scout Tries to Hit on Haruhi]]
--> '''U.S Army Air Field'''
--> Location...[CENSORED]
--> No. of Planes...[CENSORED]
--> What Men Think...[CENSORED]
--> [[MsFanservice Mikuru]] Pictures...'''[CENSORED!!]'''
** The title exchange:
---> '''Haruhi:''' I don't have any time to deal with ordinary humans!
---> '''Scout:''' Do you have any idea who I am?
---> '''Haruhi:''' Not really.
---> '''Scout:''' I'm basically...kind of a big deal.
---> '''Haruhi:''' Not really.
---> '''Scout:''' (while flexing his muscle) Aw man, that's beautiful.
---> '''Haruhi:''' Not really.
---> '''Scout:''' You listening?
---> '''Haruhi:''' Not really.
---> '''Scout:''' I'm a force of nature.
---> '''Haruhi:''' [[OverlyLongGag Not really.]]
---> '''Scout:''' I-I- don't even know where to start.
---> '''Haruhi:''' Shut up!!
---> '''(Haruhi kicks the Scout)'''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgk9Pg2o6KA Link Discovers Ganon's Least Favorite Color]].
-->'''King''': Link, where's the pizza I saved for dinner?
-->'''Link''': Yeah, like you need more to eat, you fat, old king.
-->'''King''': What did you say?!
-->'''Link''': I said you're a glutton.
-->'''King''': I'm warning you, Boi!
-->'''Link''': *throws rubber chicken*
-->'''King''': Stop throwing shit at me!
-->'''Link''': *throws potato* Fat, fat, fat!
-->'''King''': *throws dictionary*
-->'''Link''': Ouch. I'm so angry I could...
-->'''King''': You could what? Take him away!
-->'''Link''': *turns lights out*
-->'''King''': I can not see shit!
-->'''Link''': Headbutt! (headbutts the King)
-->'''King''': OAH!
** Also...
--->'''Gwonam''': Your majesty. Link is in space.
--->'''Link''': Whussup?
--->'''Gwonam''': And it is written: Only Link can defeat Ganon.
--->'''King''': Why Link?
--->'''Gwonam''': It is written here.
--->'''Morshu''': Who wrote it?
--->'''Gwonam''': ... That is of no concern of yours.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujjSSv7Mcis Robotnik Watches]] [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Little Pony]], mostly because of Robotnik's reaction to watching it.
-->'''Robotnik:''' [[PeripheryDemographic I love this show!]] [[GuiltyPleasures What's wrong with me?!]]
** "The bitterness in the young one's heart had transformed her into [[VillainousCrossdresser a transvestite]]!"
** [[WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys Dan Backslide]] shows up to demonstrate "a look at a typical brony".
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys Dan Backslide]]''': CONFOUND those ponies! They drive me to drink! NO ONE must EVER KNOW!
** Fluttershy breaking up the big fight scene near the end. "WAAAAAIT! Cupcaaaaakes!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYzb_UJIISk The spy's reluctant request]]. The best parts are the knife jumping back up from the floor to hurt the Scout, the Soldier telling the Scout about having had sex with his mother and the musical Stinger at the end.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl6IYFXiV50 Mama Luigi Bends Physics]]''
-->'''Luigi:''' Anyway, I was banished from Princess Toadstool's Mushroom Kingdom, for plowing Princess Toadstool. Now, before I [[Fanfic/MyImmortal put my 'thing' in her 'you-know',]] I put on a Magnum condom. [[ButWeUsedACondom Unfortunately, the condom broke]], so I took the pill!\\
'''Yoshi:''' ...Luigi, pill is for Princess.\\
[{{beat}}]\\
'''Luigi:''' HEEEEEEEELLLLLLP!!! Child support's gonna add up fast!
** "Mario was attacked by [[Music/TransSiberianOrchestra "Wizards in Winter"]] and [[Music/{{Disturbed}} "Indestructible"]]!
** The reference to ''Series/TheSixMillionDollarMan'' towards the end.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fv361wqJ6o The Heavy needs therapy...Badly]]
--> '''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Heavy:]]''' Some people say I touch myself. Maybe. *Cue to Heavy touching himself*
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LNnJyzKNgU Yuki Nagato's Anger Management]]
--> '''Haruhi: '''(while grabbing Mikuru's boobs) I touch what I want!
--> '''Kyon:''' [[DullSurprise Indeed.]] (is hit in the face by a breast implant) I always knew those things were fake.
** Later:
-->'''Kyon:''' I saw Haruhi [[CrackPairing kissing Robotnik]] and I was [[{{Squick}} rather disturbed by it...]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_YlhD9GqhE Frollo watches Shana while Gaston makes a Physics Breakthrough]], a YTP made out of ''Series/LookAroundYou''.
** "The cheapest kind of iron in modern usage is called pig iron, so called by criminals [[{{Pun}} because it's manufactured by the police force.]]"
** "An enormous pair of scissors wearing a pair of pants."
** "Let's take a look at nothing."
** "[[CaptainObvious That is a pig!]]"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Dopply ]]

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYghnDO8IhM Merlin's Penis]]'' is a challenging tale of medieval gayness, in which you aspire to become gay for Merlin!" Something about the narrator's whimsical and mystical tone of voice just sells the whole thing.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Dorky Eragon 2 ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TayW7pPC0JI Anakin Eats Everything]]:
** "They're like animals, and I deep fried them like animals. I ATE them! It's all Obi-Wan's fault, he's Jello. I ate him, too."
** "If you'll excuse [[SuddenlyShouting MEEEE!]]"
** "If you're suffering as much as I am, please kill me."
** "Oh my goodness, machines making machines, making machines, making machines, making machines..."
** "Let us not forget, Anakin that you rescued Count Dooku from the chancelor, and you killed me, and you rescued buzz droids, carrying me and Count Dooku and the chancelor unconscious on your back."
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TayW7pPC0JI&t=3m46s Obi-Wan's gonna kick me."]]
** Padme's suddenly lower voice when saying "You're wrong!"
** After Obi-Wan slices Anakin: "Another happy landing."
** Anakin: "AA-CHOO!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSGPjDvJg5A Finn and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad, Pretty Messed Up Day]]
** The opening crawl: "Luke Skywalker has disappeared." That's it.
** "We're gonna do this." ''(seductive saxophone music plays)'' "WHAT?!"
** Kylo Ren makes his entrance... to the tune of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony.
** Kylo Ren's conversation with Lor San Tekka:
---> '''Ren:''' Look how comfortable you've become.
---> '''Tekka:''' ''(wrapped in a knitted blanket and wearing a hat and earmuffs)'' Something far worse has happened to you.
---> '''Ren:''' Look how gold you've become.
---> '''Tekka:''' ''(suddenly gold and glittering)'' Something far-far worse has happened to you.
---> '''Ren:''' Look how cold you've become.
---> ''(Cut to Tekka encased in a block of ice)''
---> '''Ren:''' Look how betrothed you've become.
---> ''(Cut to Tekka wearing a bridal veil while a recorder and harmonica version of "Here Comes the Bride" plays)''
---> '''Tekka:''' This will not happen to you.
** "But you cannot deny the truth that is [[Main/YourMom your mama.]]"
** "So, who talks first? You talk first? I talk first?" "I've no idea."
** The final verdict on what to do with the villagers?
---> '''Ren:''' Give them all the strip.
** "You need a pee." "I need a pee."
** Poe struggling to say "FN-2187":
---> '''Poe:''' Hey, what's your name?
---> '''FN-2187:''' FN-2187!
---> '''Poe:''' F... what?
---> '''FN-2187:''' FN-2187!
---> '''Poe:''' F... WHAT?
---> '''FN-2187:''' That was the only name they ever gave me.
---> '''Poe:''' WHAT?
---> '''FN-2187:''' FN-218-
---> '''Poe:''' [[Main/RuleOfThree WHAT?]]
---> '''FN-2187:''' OH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME-
** "General Hux sucks."
** The running gags of Finn yelling "Jakku?!" and Han Solo yelling "BEN!", the latter of which is treated almost like a JumpScare.
** The literal running gag of Finn, well, running to the watering hole on Jakku, which is lampshaded.
** BB-8 channeling his inner Sith Lord, shooting Force Lightning at Finn.
** Finn forgetting Poe Dameron's name, calling him Damp Pope, Dope Damp, and Damp Poop.
---> '''Finn:''' Poe didn't poop.
** Rey makes a break for the Millennium Falcon... while Finn runs for the watering hole. Again.
** This exchange:
---> '''Han Solo:''' Hey... some poop pooper put a mumbo on the jumbo.
---> '''Rey:''' I ate it. I thought it was steak.
---> ''(Rey is shown eating a piece of bread)''
---> '''Finn:''' BEEF?!
---> '''Han:''' Nice.
** "Ever since Luke disappeared, people have been looking for him. Think he went looking for moof milk. It's true. The moof and the milk. All of it. It's all true."
** An exchange between Han and Rey:
---> '''Rey:''' Are you offering me a job?
---> '''Han:''' I'm thinking about poop.
---> '''Rey:''' If you were, I'd be flat. ''(becomes flat)'' But I have to get home.
** "We all need to run to Target."
---> '''Finn:''' Are there any conspirators here? Wal-Mart sympathizers?
---> '''Han:''' You've got another problem. ''(shoves a blaster towards Finn)'' Costco!
** "Where the hell did you get that [Luke Skywalker's lightsaber]?" "In the garbage."
** "What are you gonna do?" "Same thing I always do, milk a moof."
** "THIS MACHINE IS FIERCE AND SEXY! ''FIRE!"'' ''(Hux fires a red laser beam from his mouth, hitting Kylo Ren in the side)'' "Rekt."
** "How did you get away?" "Toilet." ''(scare chord)''
** The entire "thermal oscillator" bit.
** "You need a t-shirt! I can show you the ways of the MEEEEEEERCH!"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Doskey ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kMr0Ydk8XU Billy Mays Unendorses All of His Products]]:
** "Hi, Billy Mays here to [[OurProductSucks unendorse all the shit I've ever endorsed]], including Orange Glo wood cleaner and polish, Mighty Putty, the Jupiter Jack, the Hercules Hook, and [[TakeThat so much more shit you don't actually need!]]"
** "Orange Glo is ''not'' a wood cleaner and polish, but a super-toxic formulation made with pure shit!" (shows a dirty toilet being aggressively scrubbed)
** "I used Orange Glo, but I keep coming back to other cleaning products."
** "That's right! Orange Glo SUCKS!"
** "Mighty Putty: the easy way to ruin just about anything fast and cause permanent damage!"
** "Here's something you can't do with Mighty Putty: unlike Mighty Putty, glue seals leaks instantly!"
** "Jupiter Jack sends annoying sounds through the speakers in your car! Instead of hearing music, you hear this:" (cue Billy smiling and nodding to the horrendous sound of ear-piercing dial-up noises)
*** "If you want more volume, just turn up your radio!" ([[FromBadToWorse dial-up noises get louder]])
*** Billy crashing his car to the sound of the dial-up noises.
---->'''Billy:''' "47 million Doctor Visits, Hospital Stays, Surguries, Blood Tests, X-rays, and Emergency Rooms later..."
** Billy attempting to install a Hercules Hook in the wall and failing.
--->'''Billy:''' "You shittin' me?"
** "Use them to [[CrossesTheLineTwice hang an entire family in no time!]] Proudly display your [[PottyHumor toilet]] in your office or kid's room!"
** "And it only leaves a TRACTOR TRAILER-size hole!"
** "The secret is the reenforced cloth-hanger design!"
** "But don't take my word for it! Watch this:"
--->'''Old lady:''' [[SdrawkcabSpeech htiw ,edisni ro edistuo s'ti rehtehw ,pu kcip ot evah I tahw rettam oN]]

* [[https://youtu.be/hFLzKXQdMK0?si=WFj4oi-J7MowTYd_ The King of Dings]]
** "What do you do when [[{{Jerkass}} Billy Mays]] puts a dent or a ding in your car?"
** "Billy Mays has the muscle of 150 gophers!"
** "Up until now, you either had to suck it or spend hundreds of dollars to get it fixed." Followed by Billy breathing in and out loudly and intermediently.
** "I, King Mays, give you the power to remove that dent or ding!"
-->'''Waitress:''' I need help!\\
'''Billy Mays:''' Do it yourself, you doof!
** "Simply apply the special bonding agent (also known as glue) to the super-special strong dent puller, and place it firmly in the middle of the super-special dent. Now fit the super-special pulling bridge over it and twist on this super-duper amazing unbelievably special wing nut."
** "And look, your car is like new again! It's like the dent was never there!" [Billy puts another dent in the hood] "And look, your car looks like shit again! Nobody wants to drive around with you! So [[GetOut get the fuck out of my car!]]"
** "Here's how to order: simply remove all of your money from your wallet and place it firmly in the middle of my hand!"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Doughboy123x= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAyPIYU3Uro Pokemon Misery Dungeon]].
-->'''Skarmory:''' I CARE WHO YOU ARE AND I LIKE YOU AND YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!
* The opening dialogue of the PeterPanParody that is ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reT4VOmoG8I Haptain Cook]]'':
-->'''Narrator:''' All this has happened before.\\
'''Mr. Darling:''' [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner You got that right!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7HkpUNJWqA Elwood City's Most Wanted]].
** [[LampshadeHanging Lampshading]] Arthur's very fake-sounding sneeze in "Arthur the Loser".
-->'''On-screen text:''' [[UnreadablyFastText And now for the most fake sneeze ever.]]\\
'''Arthur:''' Hapth-choo!\\
'''On-screen text:''' [[UnreadablyFastText For a long time, I seriously thought Brain was making that sound when he hit the ball.]]\\
'''Arthur:''' Hapth-choo Hapth-choo Hapth-choo! [[SensoryAbuse HAAAAAAAAPTH-CHOOOOOOOOOO!]]
** When the Reads have someone come over to fix the washing machine:
-->'''Jane:''' Are you sure you don't wanna look at the [[VideoGame/HotelMario INSTRUCTION BOOK.]]?\\
'''Repair guy:''' Don't need it! This machine's as good as new!\\
''(it goes haywire, like in the original episode... then [[StuffBlowingUp explodes]])''
** This:
-->'''Commercial:''' Noooooo Guessing!\\
''(fart noise)''\\
'''Owl:''' Let's find out!
** Buster's conversation with Art Garfunkel takes a different turn:
-->'''Garfunkel:''' TV isn't bunny when you're a sad, sad funny! '''[[SensoryAbuse YEE-HA!]]'''\\
'''Buster: HEY!''' That's not very sad music!\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Garfunkel:''' [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel Hello, darkness, my old friend / I've come to talk with you again...]]\\
'''Buster:''' ''That's'' very sad music!
** The end:
-->''([[BrickJoke fart noise]])''\\
'''Owl:''' Toot!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPIW1zNJYvY The Weed in the Willows]]
** Rat receives a message showing a clip from ''Film/TheWindInTheWillows1996'', [[TakeThat causing Mole to]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere hastily leave]].
** [[VideoGame/TheOregonTrail Toad failing to ford the river.]]
** When Rat and Mole fail to get Toad off the coach and pull off his pants, he now has a CensorBox covering his lower half.
-->'''Toad:''' This is my rear!
** [=MacBadger=] [[WesternAnimation/{{Pocahontas}} getting shot]] in the courtroom.
-->[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto "WASTED"]]
** Toad getting burned by flames from the train's furnace.
** Winky sleeping in the raw.
-->'''[=MacBadger=]:''' He's got nothing on him.
** The scene of the battle for the deed bring overlaid with [[RecycledAnimation a modified version of Mowgli's rescue from Louie and the monkeys]] in ''WesternAnimation/TheJungleBook1967''.
** "To the new year. And [[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove long live Kuzco!]]"
** At the end, Toad and Cyril's airplane hits a statue, causing it to nosedive and crash.
** In TheStinger, the scene of Toad's hypnotic eyes is shown on ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Everybody Loves Hypnotoad]]''.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA2hfanyeGk Dedede: Right Back at Ya!]]
--> '''King Dedede''': AAAAAAA!!! Look at that flying giraffe!\\
''(an actual flying giraffe floats across the screen}''
** Dedede and Escargoon reading "[[Franchise/HarryPotter Poopy Pooty and the Stoned Fool]]", and the latter reading it in [[VocalDissonance Tiff's voice.]]
** The restaurant serves [[{{Pun}} spicy]] WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}.
** Chief Bookum's reaction to trying the spicy food: he runs off while [[SensoryAbuse screaming his head off]] and breathes a stream of fire which propels him to outer space, giving a new meaning to the sentence "He blasted off like a rocket ship!".
** "Animation takes [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames time, king]], and plenty of [[WesternAnimation/TomAndJerryTheMovie money...]]"
** King Dedede bouncing up and down like a [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Thwomp]].
** TheStinger where King Dedede turns into ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Dr Hank= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSFkOS8GzQ8 [YTP] MK11: Raiden is an asshole]]
** Liu Kang and Kung Lao are tired of hearing Raiden talk about the Elder Gods.
-->'''Kung Lao:''' So what we were told is true? You were... involved in our deaths?\\
'''Raiden:''' Yes. Had the timeline continued, my decision would have led to your deaths. But ''[[SingleIssueWonk the Elder Gods]]''-!\\
(Liu Kang and Kung Lao smashes Raiden's face with numbchucks and slices Raiden's throat respectively)
** Raiden promises to Liu Kang and Kung Lao that he will not bring harm to either of them... and then declares he must confer with the Elder Gods. Kung Lao glares at him for this.
** Raiden can't go a full minute without [[INeedToGoIronMyDog conferring with the Elder Gods]]. Cetrion eventually has enough, and throws rocks at Raiden.
-->'''Raiden:''' [[BrokenRecord Elder Gods! The realms are in crisis!]]\\
'''Cetrion:''' '''''[[RageBreakingPoint AAAAAAAAAAA]]'''''-!
** After he finds out that [[KilledOffscreen the Elder Gods are dead]], [[IdiotHero Raiden]] continues to demand that he must confer with the Elder Gods. This enrages Cetrion further.
** Raiden knows how to find out if Scorpion's HeelFaceTurn is genuine or not.
-->'''Liu Kang:''' Lord Raiden! We should listen! He may be telling the truth!\\
'''Raiden:''' There is [[ColdBloodedTorture only one way]] to find out.\\
([[BaitAndSwitch Raiden teleports to the dead Elder Gods]])
** Raiden learns that Kronika had manipulated events so that Raiden would fight Liu Kang.
-->'''Cassie Cage:''' Why do that?\\
'''Raiden:''' I do not know. I must confer-\\
(Cassie smashes Raiden's face with the butt of her pistol)\\
'''Raiden:''' [[LastSecondWordSwap No longer]].
** Raiden confronts Kronika. The confrontation does not end the way Kronika thought it would.
-->'''Kronika:''' At long last, you see the pattern.\\
'''Raiden:''' The pattern, but not the purpose. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Why set me to confer with the Elder Gods]]?\\
'''Kronika:''' Is it not obvious?\\
'''Raiden:''' I must confer with the Elder Gods. (teleports offscreen)\\
'''Kronika:''' We have repeated this exact same conversation so often in so many timelines... I've lost count. (...) You are...welcome to tr-\\
([[TalkToTheFist Scorpion slices Kronika, kicks her in the air, and impales her with his spear]])
** The ending, where Scorpion kills Kronika during her speech, becomes HilariousInHindsight when Raiden pre-emptively strikes Kronika with lightning immediately after Kronika unsuccessfully tries to pull a BetterTheDevilYouKnow with Raiden in ''Mortal Kombat 11: Aftermath'''s counterpart of the scene.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Dr Hotel Mario= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20qZ9C-4T9s Michael's Bad Dragon Trip]]. All of it, but especially this:
-->'''Creator/MichaelRosen''': Suddenly, Hans took this five-inch wee wee out of his pocket, and he screamed...
-->'''Creator/DaveChappelle''': (making masturbating motions) ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, BACK UP! BACK THE FUCK UP!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZotsjwxvVkw Cock and Chichen]]: [[WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken The Red Guy anally violating Chicken]] with an egg in his sleep, causing [[Series/{{Dateline}} Chris Hansen]] to appear.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Dr Kelexo= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVP18DVz6BM Abridged Spy]]: [[YourMom Your mother!]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK1X64mvSq0 The Sandvich: Abridged]]. [[HyperactiveMetabolism Om nom nom]]...[[DissonantSerenity om om nom]]--'''[[BoomHeadshot OHHHHHH GODDDDD]]!'''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Dude Wheres My Car= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwQg_1MVWlg SPINIPS]]
** "Today we're gonna be showing our friends [[TheInternetIsForPorn the dicks of the Internet.]]"
** "Take a spit on the Internet."
** "Creator/{{FourKids|Entertainment}}. It's still cool."
** "Sus." (''wild laughter'')
** "Hold on, sis. Hold on, sis. [[Creator/{{CS188}} HoH SiS.]]" (''footage of someone hitting a Staples "Easy button"'') "That was easy."
** "So first, you need to know that everything on the Internet has an ass, and all web asses start with pee-pee."
** "I also had to do a ho." (''LaughTrack'')
** "Dear Mr. President. My name is Pee. My sister president yay. Sincerely, ylily."
** "You'll need to get connected to the Internet. You do that through [[ShapedLikeItself the Internet]]." "An Internet? What's that?" "[[CaptainObvious It's the Internet.]]"
** "Now we need to open [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]]."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Dylan Cliff111= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t8dglR5yNY Ssss]]:
** "''Film/TheRoom2003.''"
-->'''Johnny''': I did not hit her. I did ''not''. Oh, hi Mark.\\
'''Creator/MichaelRosen''' (as Mark): Hello!\\
'''Johnny''': I have a problem with Lisa. She says that I hit her.\\
'''Michael''': Do you want an apple?\\
'''Johnny''': No, don't even ask.
** "In a weedy little voice I say...'''''[[JumpScare RAISINS]]'''''".

[[/folder]]

[[folder: dynamitespoony ]]

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMyz1GzSEcA Cruel Youtube Poop's Thesis]]''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: electricthecheese ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTKaqXvRrDQ Robotnik wants KFC]]. The whole video is a wonderful example of the kind of [[RapidFireComedy psycho-hilariousness]] that makes for the best [=YouTube=] Poops, but these examples stand out:
** After Dr. Robotnik gets outraged when Scratch and Grounder argue over what he likes best:
--->'''Robotnik''': Bring me the vile creature who drew this cartoon!\\
'''Luigi''': [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld That's Mama Luigi to you]], Robotnik!
** Three {{Running Gag}}s that frequently occur in this video are Dr. Robotnik saying "Hmm... the train is late!", Grounder mentioning buckets of chicken, and a [[SensoryAbuse loud explosion occurring]] followed by Grounder laughing.
** Sonic and Tails' long-winded plan to stop the train:
--->[[ZanyScheme "The train will hit the tree, and the tree will change the switch, and then, when the train goes down that side track and hits that cliff, the tree will hit the switch, and the switch will change the train, and the train will hit the cliff, and the side track will hit the tree..."]]\\
[[RunningGag "Hmmm...the train is late!"]]\\
[[ZanyScheme "...and the bucket will change the chicken, and then, when the bucket of chicken hits the train, Robotnik's bucket of chicken gonna go boom, and then the switch will]] [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark FINGERBANG]] [[ZanyScheme the bucket of chicken, and then the SUPER SUCKING VACUUM TRAP will run into walls, and then Mama Luigi will be pincushioned to death, and then the bucket of chicken will go out with a BANG!"]]\\
[[StuffBlowingUp *BOOM*]] [[RunningGag "HAHAHAHAHA"]]
** One funny stutter loop:
--->'''Sonic:''' "You dudes lookin' for that speed-burnin' blue dude?"\\
'''Scratch:''' "YEAAAAAAHHH!"
** Another stutter loop when Sonic is given a poster of him by Tails:
---> '''Sonic''': "Aren't I taller than tha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a?"
** Tails' "We're gonna crash!" is immediately followed by a reference to the infamous "Watch out! You're gonna crash!" scene from ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure''. It happens again when Scratch says the same thing.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-D6zSQw6uk Sperms with frickin lazer beams]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OJS9N0ib_Q Stu contemplates suicide at 4am]]:
-->'''Stu:''' Fucking Angelica. Making chocolate pudding is my [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] life.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: elmer Ozo ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f9bKd0ZoMY Nobody Was Kung Fu Fighting.]] (reupload)
** "I see you like to chew. You should chew ON MY DICK!"
** "You summoned me?" "Why would something be- [[WhatTheFuAreYouDoing Shit!]]" *CRAAAAAAAAAAAASH* O_o
** "Double the guards, double their weapons, double everything, DOUBLE NIGGER"
** "Only today- [[YouCanLeaveYourHatOn THE FURIOUS FIVE HOT STRIPTEASE NUDE SHOW!]] FOR WOMEN, MEN, DYKES, AND FAGS! (Also, the naming of the Dragon Warrior)"
** "I love [=YouTube=] Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Enflure De Renard ]]

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZaXsE7P7f0 Batman et Ratpi]]":
** An ambassador wielding a big knofe has this to say:
--->'''Ambassador:''' And now, I will cut your dicks!\\
-crowd panics-
** Commissioner Gordon calls Batman:
--->'''Commissioner Gordon:''' I still don't know the identity of the masked man, but we need his penis.\\
'''Commissioner Gordon:''' His masked penis.
** Then:
--->'''Commissioner Gordon:''' You'll never guess who it is.\\
'''Batman:''' Well, you.\\
-beat-\\
'''Batman ([[ImStandingRightHere still on the phone]]):''' The commissioner's a dumbass.
** Batman and Robin jump to the batpoles... which then keel over.
--->'''Robin:''' What a fucking dumb idea!
** As Robin is going through the Batmobile's checklist:
--->'''Robin:''' Atomic battery engaged! Turbine at max-\\
'''Batman:''' Shut the hell up, Robin.
*** The automatic subtitles turn it into "Shut your Jew bitch mouth".
** The continuous RunningGag of Batman being a {{Gasshole}}.
--->'''Bruce:''' Excuse me, I farted (brightly-colored sound effect reading "Frrrrrt"! appears).\\
\\
'''Batman:''' My God, I think I shit myself.\\
\\
'''Batman:''' I have Bat-gas.
** One detective is rather late to the exposition:
--->'''Detective:''' The Riddler's back?\\
'''Batman:''' Well damn, detective Bosh, you find that all by yourself? Like a boss! Your mother's a jackal.
** The BatDeduction scene goes in a very strange direction:
-->His plans are something like... an artichoke. You take them apart, leaf by leaf, and then stick them up your ass.
** Robin tries to step off the Batmobile... and falls off.
** As the duo are climbing:
--->'''Robin:''' But why a finger up the ass?\\
'''Batman:''' It's better than a good dicking.\\
'''Robin:''' Haha, you're kidding, right?\\
'''Batman:''' Haha, no.
** The Riddler:
--->'''Riddler:''' What's dead?\\
'''Riddler:''' Your parents!
** Batman and Robin pull up to a nightclub. Robin tries to get out, but is blocked... by Batman standing outside the door, despite still being at the wheel.
** The club doorman says Robin can't go in as he's too young.
--->'''Batman:''' Fuck's sake, Robin...
** Batman at the bar:
--->'''Batman:''' Give me drugs, please.
** And then, while drinking:
--->'''Batman:''' Bottoms up. Like a boss.\\
-Cut to Batman barfing on the floor-
** After Robin gets a sleeping dart and Batman gets drugged, a narrator comes in:
--->Ohhh fatal irony... Robin got owned! And Batman got his ass groped!\\
The Riddler got away with it. Oh lord, what a son of a bitch!
** Robin wakes up calls Gordon:
--->'''Robin:''' Commissioner? It's Robin.\\
'''Commissioner Gordon:''' Robin? Don't know him.\\
-hangs up, goes back to reading-
** The Riddler calls Batman:
--->'''Batman:''' If you've touched a single nipple of that young man-
** Batman to the rescue:
--->'''Robin:''' Batman, come blow me!\\
-Batman kicks a crate at Robin-\\
'''Robin:''' I said come blow me!\\
-Batman throws a rock at Robin-
** Robin overheard the Riddler's riddles:
--->'''Robin:''' how many sides does a circle have?\\
'''Batman:''' One hundred and ninety-six-\\
'''Robin:''' The answer is two!\\
'''Batman:''' ''Fuck.''
** The second riddle:
--->'''Robin:''' Which president had the biggest hat?\\
'''Batman:''' You grandmother?
** The last scene:
--->'''Robin:''' We'd better get going, we need to warn Commissioner Gordon and-\\
'''Batman:''' Shut the hell up, Robin.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Faildragon ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzU5-3TrIUQ The Unemployables]]
** Any time Frozone [[ActorAllusion says lines of other characters played by]] Creator/SamuelLJackson.
** Huph firing Bob [[DisproportionateRetribution just because he was watching a video of]] ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}''.
** The Omnidroid splitting Mr. Incredible in half.
** When the Omnidroid finds Mr. Incredible hiding away, it seems like it didn't notice him at first, [[BaitAndSwitch until it suddenly grabs Mr. Incredible]] and continuously throws him around... [[DoubleSubversion before putting him back where he was hiding.]]
** Mr. Incredible entering random passwords to access Syndrome's computer, from "[=MonsterDongLover420=]" and "[=PlsHelpIdkWhatImDoing=]", to simply just "password".
** Mr. Incredible looks through a so-called "homework folder" in Syndrome's computer and finds a sub-folder, which is titled "funny videos". The videos he watches in it are:
*** "Watch me die in the future lol", a [[ForegoneConclusion clip of Syndrome's death scene]].
*** "important secrets...", which is actually a JustForFun/RickRoll.
*** After Mr. Incredible rages over the Rick Roll, a new video entitled "Spoilers for the next 10 seconds" appears, showing footage of Mr. Incredible being attacked by the traps in Syndrome's lair, which happens just over 10 seconds later.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: falconmaster 925 ]]

* While it might not be up to snuff for the usual standards of a [=YouTube=] Poop, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B0UG1rwtg4 How the King Hired Link]] is a pretty entertaining OriginsEpisode for Link and the gang.
-->'''Gwonam:''' Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.\\
'''Zelda:''' C'mon! I'll go fight Ganon's evil legions!\\
'''The King:''' Hmm...''[[HaHaHaNo OHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHA..NO WAY!]]''\\
'''Gwonam:''' It is written: only Link can defeat Ganon.\\
'''The King:''' Who the hell is Link?
** There's also this bit:
-->'''The King:''' I'm going to fire you, mah boi.\\
'''Zelda:''' No.\\
'''The King:''' What? Why not?\\
'''Annotation:''' Because falcomaster925 told you not to.\\
'''The King:''' Fuck.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=FF L2and 3 Rocks= ]]
] (aka WebVideo/ThirdRateGamer)
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4cUPmbRqgg Free Meter]] (reupload)
** "If you have type 65 diabeetus, call 911."
** "Call 666185084020910516."
** "I hope you have diabeetus."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Fishman Jishman ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_VH3R1luEA Matthewmatosis Reviews His Thick and Hard Ocarina]]
** The games Matthew wants to review after ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime'' are ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Time]]'', ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker The Time Wind]]'', ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Twilight Mask]]'', and ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword Skyward Princess Waker of Time and the Wind]]''.
** This whole scene, right as Matthew gives his opinion of ''Ocarina of Time'':
---> '''Matthewmatosis''': ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time'' was releasaeleasaeleased back in 1964, and is one of the most disappointing [[Platform/PlayStation PS1]] games of all time. If you haven't played the original [[Platform/NintendoGameCube GameCube]] version of the game then I'd have to recommend you get your hands on a slice of pizza. But is that slice any good?\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Matthewmatosis''': [[{{Troll}} No, lol.]]
** According to Matthew in this poop, [[VillainProtagonist Ganondorf is the main protgaonist]] of ''Ocarina of Time'' and kills Link at the start, with this action repeating multiple times.
** This line:
---> '''Matthewmatosis''': ...in many ways, the parts between my boots can be the most enjoyable parts of Ocarina of Time, purely because the game gives you memes.
** On the game's items:
---> '''Matthewmatosis''': ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'' has the boomerang, bow, [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs bow-merang]], four fire bombs, and a ham. There's even a flute that looks suspiciously like my rod.
** The entire rant about time travel, which starts out with Matthew saying that adult Link can buy magic beans to be used in the future, where he is somehow a child again. Things only get more convoluted and [[MindScrew bizarre]] from there.
** Matthew talks about a certain body part:
---> '''Matthewmatosis''': Much has been said about my penis. Mostly the fact that it's ''[[SensoryAbuse (loud noise)]]'', but I think people who say this are really beef jerky.
** Matthew saying "The Water Temple is not difficult, it's [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Tidus]]", with a glitched version of Tidus' [[MemeticMutation memetic]] fake laughter scene playing immediately after.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbu3BmYfn3U Super Bunnyhop plays VERY fast Sonic levels at incredible hihg speed]]
** WebVideo/SuperBunnyhop shows distaste in the entire video game industry:
---> "Among all of the gaming franchises across all of history... there's probably none that are actually any good."
** The purpose of SEGA:
---> '''Super Bunnyhop''': SEGA was designed by Sonic to put specific pressure on specific aliens for no specific reason.
** The video sneaks in an instance of [[Memes/TheDarkKnightTrilogy Baneposting]]:
---> '''Super Bunnyhop''': Plus, if you get hit by a big guy, you won't instantly die, but rather, it would be extremely painful.
** This strange line:
---> '''Super Bunnyhop''': Although it still takes 25 years to die, [[WordSaladHumor your lowest that you fast with is now the highest that you speed with.]]
** The development process of ''VideoGame/SonicCD'' according to this poop:
---> '''Super Bunnyhop''': After the first game, [[Creator/SonicTeam Sos Team]] set to work developing longer cocks but the team split up. Lead programmer [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Megatron]], along with many other [=CDs=], moved to a different dimension.
** The Sega sound:
---> '''Super Bunnyhop''': But that iconic synthesized-\\
''(Music/HatsuneMiku sings "Sega")''\\
'''Super Bunnyhop''': -from earlier is now just:\\
''(man abruptly yells "SEGA!")''
** On ''VideoGame/SonicAndKnuckles'':
---> '''Super Bunnyhop''': Meanwhile, in the actual Knuckles & Knuckles game, which was [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure rougher than the rest of them]], you start with one of the first few levels that's a [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]] level!\\
''(clip shows Mushroom Hill Zone with assets from VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld)''
** Super Bunnyhop showing disapproval of ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure'', saying that ''[[VisualNovel/BigsBigFishingAdventure3TheTrial Big's Big Fishing Adventure 3]]'' is a better game.
** On ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2'':
---> '''Super Bunnyhop''': The game starts high with the spectacle of rolling around at the speed of soos, but the rest of the game is a big meme.
** Super Bunnyhop saying "I still can't believe I actually exist" at the beginning of the ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog'' section. Became extra hilarious when the real Super Bunnyhop commented the line in the video's comments section.
** Super Bunnyhop wanting to play ''Shadow the Hedgehog'', but a sociopathic Creator/YujiNaka finding out and killing him (with Super Bunnyhop saying this despite him being supposedly dead). This either becomes HilariousInHindsight or HarsherInHindsight after Naka's arrests in 2022 for insider trading.
** On ''VideoGame/SonicUnleashed'':
---> '''Super Bunnyhop''': ''Sonic Unleashed'' is less about controlling Sonic than it is about holding forward and pressing X. So [[ShapedLikeItself things are things]]... expect they're not.
** On ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog4'':
---> '''Super Bunnyhop''': But in the middle of this half-baked potato, we have ''Sonic 2: DIMPS Edition'', and Sonic's supposed to get a job, not be sticking his finger in his friends.
** On ''VideoGame/SonicColors'':
---> '''Super Bunnyhop''': In this part of the Literature/BookOfGenesis, [[CaptainObvious Sonic has become a hedgehog]], and believe or not, the story's a reboot of ''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehogSpinball Sonic Spinball]]''.
** Super Bunnyhop claims ''VideoGame/SonicGenerations'' is a racing game like ''VideoGame/SonicDash'', then goes on to say this:
---> [[MindScrew "But the game is less of a game than it is a game which means it's probably a game]], so why did they have to make another game?"
** ''VideoGame/SonicLostWorld'' being introduced as "Sonic [[VideoGame/SuperMario3DWorld 3D]] [[VideoGame/SonicColors Color]] [[VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy Galaxy]] Plus [[VideoGame/SonicAndKnuckles & Knuckles]]".
** On ''VideoGame/SonicBoom'':
---> '''Super Bunnyhop''': "Sonic Boom" is an awesome [[VideoGame/SonicCD theme]] [[BaitAndSwitch song]].\\
''("Sonic Boom" plays, but is edited to say "circumcision")''
** The closing statement:
---> '''Super Bunnyhop''': After a decade of failure, it does not matter if Sega releases the most impressive Sonic game in the world; critics will always say Sonic was never good.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5OOv0OwYv8 Cybershell's Chaotix is Fundamentally a Cunt]]
** Cybershell's opening statement about ''VideoGame/KnucklesChaotix'':
---> "The game stars Knuckles and a bunch of faggots known as my subscribers, and the core gameplay revolves around fucking Amy!"
*** A FreezeFrameBonus reveals that the "subscribers" button for Cybershell's channel has indeed been changed to "A Bunch of Faggots".
** Immediately after the above:
---> '''Cybershell''': And let me start off by making one thing clear: If you like ''Knuckles' Chaotix'', thaaaaaaat's fucking fine. [[TakeThat You are allowed to like absolute garbage.]] God knows I do.
** Cybershell lists "trivia" about the development of ''Knuckle's Chaotix'':
---> '''Cybershell''': There's a theory that at one point in development, [[CaptainObvious Espio was a chameleon.]]
** Another case of TakeThat, or possibly an innuendo:
---> '''Cybershell''': This playable proof-of-concept features Sonic and Tails demonstrating the main mechanic of ''Chaotix'': sucking.
** The part about Debug Mode:
---> '''Cybershell''': If you go to the Color Test screen, and set it to these exact values, then go to the Sound Test, and ''(while showing a complex string of code)'' enter the following code on the ROM header while spamming [[VideoGame/SonicRush the trick button]] over and over for like 20 full seconds, you can unlock debug mode, and [[ShapedLikeItself the character list in debug mode is a list of characters]].\\
''(the "NO WAY" screen pops up)''\\
'''Cybershell''': The first character listed is [[WesternAnimation/SonicUnderground Manic]], not Knuckles, and the second character is just [[TakeThat a bunch of assholes called Sonic fans]].
** Cybershell hypes up the jump button:
---> '''Cybershell''': There's even a button dedicated to jumping. ''(Sonic jumps)'' Like now there's a fucking concept: moving upwards.
** Cybershell claiming that if you die in ''Knuckles' Chaotix'', [[TheMostDangerousVideoGame you die in real life]].
** The Chaos Rings become the Chaos Donuts, since they are shaped similarly to the food.
** This line:
---> '''Cybershell''': One thing I think that most people can agree on is that this game exists, so at least Chaotix holds up the Sonic game tradition of being released.
**
---> '''Cybershell''': So obviously [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]] would be the 4th best Sonic, he's the main antagonist, and Tails would be [[VideoGame/HotelMario Gay Luigi]].
** Towards the end:
---> '''Cybershell''': I can only imagine the fucking Sega executives' train of thought: "Well my dick can't grow and shrink anymore, so I decree ''VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}}'' on PC never ever."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJgstZQAzcw TheGamingBrit Cums and Buys a Pixelizer | How Ratchet & Clank Lost Their SoS]]
** According to this review, ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClank2016'' has a bizarre plot twist where the Captain Qwark from [[VideoGame/RatchetAndClank2002 the original]] shows up to stab himself with his [[Franchise/KingdomHearts keyblade, creating a Heartless Qwark and a Nobody Qwark,]] only for Dr. Nefarious to immediately kill both of them.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Fizio (Retired) ]]

* A common RunningGag of his is "ENENE", which is associated with [[Wrestling/JohnCena [=JooJ=] [=CeeC=]]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWbdqKEbBmM [=BoB LassaL=] bangs Lawl Yayman]]
** The intro has an ENENE joke that has [=CeeC=] glitching out before a very loud "ENENE!" is emitted.
** "He can either show up here tonight on Raw, or he cannot show up here tonight on [=RaR=], or he can suck my cock!" ''Tongue out'' "Ooo, [[Creator/DingoPictures YEEEEE]]- or I'd be stripping naked! It's been over 24 years and I have not word from heard from Brock, or his cock, so I am hereby stripping naked, right now!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMLTWwWGTnk [=SamomaS JoJ=] bangs Lawl Yayman]]
** [=SamomaS JoJ=] making his entrance after a speech from Lawl Yayman. A distortion effect occurs near the end of it, with an "Ultimate Memes" countdown culminating in [=JoJ=] coming in, and a voice yelling "[=SamomaS JoJ=]!", after which a distorted version of Destroyer plays. It ends with [=SamomaS JoJ=] assaulting [=CoC Sesnar=] and other wrestlers ganging up on him.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Flaming Sack Of Pizza ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPGA6m0SA1U Olmec's Moccasins]]
** "What shape has three corners?" ''(the circular Hidden Temple logo appears)''
** "Which one are we gonna hear today? "The Legend of the HIDDEN TEMPLE!"
** "The Moccasins of Jeroccasins!"
** "One of these six teams will have a chance to retrieve the [[SuddenlyShouting MOCCASINS]]. Will it be the Red Jajs? The Bluuuuudas? The [[TheUnintelligible (backwards wavy text)]]? The Orange Zanonas? The Purple Purples? Or the Silver Snens?"
** "Are you ready, Olmec?" "Ooooo-KAY!"
** "Your quest is to suck my cock."
** "Where are the moccasins?" "The moccasins of Jeromino can be found on Jeronimo's feet." ''(Series/{{Seinfeld}} theme plays, with voice byte: "Comedy gold!")''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: foxspyfox ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xsv2NCu8Nc Theo. LeSieg Visits a Victorian Slaughterhouse]]
** The [=GriirG=]
** [[Music/PublicEnemy Bring da noise!]]
** They're hanging [[Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt Stocking]]. (''What the fuck?!'')
** He came ''[[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld Eee-yuck!]]''
** Let's have sex! What?
** Anything anything '''anything anything''' under the saus
** [[VoiceClipSong Out-out-out of this house!]]
** [[VisualPun SIX FOOT CAT]]
*** [[UnreadablyFastText Hai ttipoopfinal]]
** Stupid little [[NonSequitur dinner]].
** Quit fondling my ass!
** Green face. Green face? .ecaf neerG ?ecaf neerG The bagel.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Fragglevision Returns= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCJTkzwGLGc Willard and Katie torch New Jersey for science]]
** [[Series/BarneyAndFriends "That's how I know it's]] [[MondegreenGag coal!"]] ([[Film/MuppetsMostWanted "Workin' in the coal mine, going down, down, down..."]])
** "[[Music/ShaniaTwain I wanna]] [[LesYay go all the way with Katie!]]"
-->'''Katie''': [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames Oh boy!]]
** "I just wanna make a note out there to [[Creator/{{Cs188}} JoJ]]..." Followed by a video of [=cs188=] himself saying, "I understood that reference."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wBcj_PMi_Q Barney Smuggles Fireworks Across Multiple State Lines]]
** The FBI warning at the beginning switching to [[http://www.serieslive.com/img/articles/dvd/futurama_game/pirate.png this picture]] of [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Bender]].
** "If Barney [[BlackComedyRape cums on your face]], just-" [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 "TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOR!"]]
** "It's so nice to shit!" (cue clip of one of the characters stepping in poop)
** BJ throwing a [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} TNT]] at a building, triggering an explosion.
** "Right now, let's listen as Barney takes a shit." (cue the same clip from before)
-->[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants "Why does this keep happening to me?"]]
** [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Lumpy Space Princess]] throwing a basketball at Cody.
*** Even better, Cody was already playing with a basketball in the original scene, and it did, in fact, hit his head. Even the creator was proud of that "EDITING GOLD".
** [[Creator/DaThings1 "Memes used to be funny!"]]
** [[TheStinger "You can milk your Grandpa."]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Friendly Fingers ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wLr_GRlYrE [YTP] Justice League v The World]]
** [[Film/BatmanForever When Two-Face exclaims to start the party "with a bang",]] [[BlackComedy it cuts to]] [[Film/ManOfSteel Krypton exploding]].
** A helicopter pilot falls out of his crashing helicopter. Instead of Superman catching him, he punches him into multiple oil tankers, [[StuffBlowingUp blowing them up]].
** [[Film/JusticeLeague2017 The Flash tries to use his super speed to push a carriage containing a girl away from the danger brought upon by Steppenwolf.]] [[EpicFail Unfortunately, he trips,]] [[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice causing an explosion of yellow electricity.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdNw7GOcjsQ [YTP] Robots - Tears in the Oil]]
** The opening, which is a direct ShoutOut to ''Film/BladeRunner''.
** When Rodney confronts Fender about the latter's attempted robbery of the former's foot, an amazingly humorous ''Franchise/StarWars'' reference is used.
-->'''Fender:''' Happy now?\\
'''Rodney:''' Not until you give me back my foot, you [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker]]!\\
'''Fender:''' I am not a mother. I happen to be [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack the father]].\\
'''[[Creator/EwanMcgregor Rodney:]]''' [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith It's over, Anakin]]! [[ActorAllusion I have the high ground]]!\\
'''Fender:''' [[TemptingFate You underestimate my power!]]\\
''[Fender screams like [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith Anakin]] as he is blasted back and falls down a long height.]''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNIrBOEyWFQ [YTP] Spider-Man: Into the Pizza-Verse]]
** [[EstablishingSeriesMoment The Intro]].
-->'''Peter Parker:''' Who am I? You sure you wanna know?\\
'''Harry Osborn:''' What makes you think I would want to know that?\\
([[HairTriggerTemper Peter kicks Harry]])\\
'''Peter Parker:''' Let me assure you; if I told you that I'm some kind of criminal, and not a care in the world? [[CardCarryingVillain Yeah]]. This, like any story worth telling, is all about a boy. That boy. The boy next door. The Ben that I loved since before I even liked boys.
** The opening credits list Peter Parker as "TOBEY "[[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir THE FRESH PRINCE OF PIZZ-AIR]]"" (while showing Peter with his eyes and mouth edited to be close together, and Emo!Peter), Norman Osborn as "WILLEM H. CHRIST" (which showing footage of him [[MaleGaze looking down on Mary Jane]], sticking out his tongue, and being merged in another Norman), [[DamselScrappy Mary Jane]] and Gwen Stacy as "[[TheLoad USELESS]]" (while showing footage of Mary Jane falling and Gwen hitting her head when Spider-Man's web catches her), Harry Osborn as "NOBEL PRIZE NOMINATED JAMES FRANCO" (while showing footage of Harry falling off his glider), Eddie Brock as "EDDIE "[[{{Foreshadowing}} FOOT UP HIS ASS]]" BROCK" (while showing footage of him crying), Ben Parker as "[[AdaptationalVillainy THE VILLAIN]]", and [[Film/TheAmazingSpidermanSeries Amazing!Peter Parker]] and [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse MCU!Peter Parker]] as "PEETE'S COFFEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" and "THIRD GENERATION HEART-THROB". And then Norman getting impaled by his glider is briefly shown.
** Ben Parker's death scene.
-->'''Ben Parker:''' May, I'm 68 years old.\\
'''Harry Osborn:''' Are you dead?\\
'''Ben Parker:''' (sighing) ''Yeah...''\\
(the hand of an unknown person with a gun appears in the outside door and shoots Ben Parker)\\
'''Peter Parker:''' [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing Great]]!
** Peter Parker snapping Aunt May's neck because [[DisproportionateRetribution she wouldn't give him 20 dollars]].
-->'''Ben Parker:''' With great power, comes great responsibility. Remember that, Pete. Remember that.
** [[FailureHero Spider-Man]]'s EstablishingCharacterMoment has him crashing into the street while screaming.
** Spider-Man's first encounter with the Green Goblin.
-->(Green Goblin punches Spider-Man three times)\\
'''Spider-Man:''' You sure-\\
(Green Goblin punches Spider-Man again)\\
'''Spider-Man:''' (as he crashes through the building) Uh-oh!\\
'''Green Goblin:''' You're pathetically predictable!\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Hand (the baby) over!\\
'''Green Goblin:''' (throws the baby at Spider-Man)\\
'''Spider-Man:''' [[OhCrap Oh, great]]!\\
(Spider-Man jumps out of the building with the baby in his arms...and the baby flies into the building like a shuriken and explodes)\\
'''Mother:''' '''''No!'''''
** A cop tries to shoot Amazing!Spider-Man. He misses [[AccidentalMurder and shoots Ben Parker instead]].
-->'''Amazing!Spider-Man:''' Oh! You serious?
** Amazing!Spider-Man's flip is spliced with [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Mike Wazowski]] landing on a steel bar [[GroinAttack with his crotch]]. It happens again to the Green Goblin in the climax.
** Peter and Harry meet Dr. Otto Octavius.
-->'''Harry Osborn:''' (while shaking Otto's hand) He humiliated me by touching me.\\
'''Otto Octavius:''' Who do we have here?\\
'''Harry Osborn:''' This (Peter), this is my girlfriend they called you about, the guy that got me to fuck through high school.\\
'''Peter Parker:''' (to Harry, while raising his eyebrows) You're looking fine, babe.
** After Peter tells Otto that he won't take much of his time, [[DescriptionCut the scene cuts to Otto asking what they've been talking about for the last hour and a half]]. [[SingleIssueWonk All that Peter could think about is Pizza Time]].
** "If you want a woman to fall in love with you, [[StuffBlowingUp blow up the city]]. [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys Never fails]]."
** J. Jonah Jameson gives an assignment to Eddie and Parker. Instead of kidnapping Spider-Man, Eddie ends up [[BruceWayneHeldHostage capturing Peter Parker]].
-->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' I want the public to see Spider-Man for the shit criminal he really is. He's a fake. He's full of shit. Catch him and stick him in a cookie jar! Whoever sticks Spider-Man in a cookie jar gets a job.\\
'''Eddie Brock:''' I'm on it, boss.\\
'''Peter Parker:''' [[TemptingFate You'll never get that shot]].\\
'''Eddie Brock:''' Oh, we'll see.\\
(cut to Eddie holding a cookie jar)\\
'''Eddie Brock:''' I just got lucky.\\
(cookie jar shakes)\\
'''Peter Parker:''' (muffled) Nooooo!\\
(Peter emerges from the cookie jar and slams Eddie against the wall)\\
'''Peter Parker:''' You want forgiveness? Get religion.\\
'''Eddie Brock:''' May I suggest the teachings of [[Franchise/StarWars the Jedi]]?\\
'''Peter Parker:''' And may I suggest the [[AssShove footing of your ass]]?\\
'''Eddie Brock:''' Look, I'm begging you...\\
(Peter follows up with his threat)\\
'''Peter Parker:''' You should have thought of that earlier.
** After the scene with Eddie, the camera zooms into Peter's mouth where Spider-Man crashes into a window shouting "shaza-", something that Mary Jane, Harry, and Norman notice. Peter then walks into the room that Norman is in and encounters [[UnexplainedRecovery Aunt May]]. "[[ContinuityNod You were suppose to be asleep]]."
** Peter and Aunt May's visit to Ben Parker's grave. May is mournful, while Peter is [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing glad that Ben is dead]].
-->'''Peter Parker:''' He [[AssholeVictim deserved it]], didn't he?\\
'''[[UnexplainedRecovery Ben Parker]]:''' (sighing) ''Yeah...''\\
* {{Beat}}*\\
'''Peter Parker:''' [[LackOfEmpathy Whatever]].\\
(cut to Peter dancing on the street)
** When Peter saves Mary Jane:
-->'''Harry Osborn:''' Bump on the head,\\
(cut to Gwen hitting her head when Spider-Man's web catches her)\\
'''Harry Osborn:''' free as a bird. [[labelnote:note]]In context, said bump on the head ''[[BlackComedy killed Gwen]]''.[[/labelnote]]
** Green Goblin reveals his motives for hunting Peter. [[NauseaFuel Fortunately]], it was a NoodleIncident.
-->'''Green Goblin:''' I offered you [[TrademarkFavoriteFood fruitcake]]. And [[NoYay you came in my face]]! (uppercuts Spider-Man)\\
'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' (while Spider-Man is falling in slow motion) What are you waiting for? Chinese New Year? Go, go, go!
** Spider-Man [[NoNonsenseNemesis doesn't believe in mercy]].
-->(Spider-Man punches Green Goblin four times)\\
'''Norman Osborn:''' Peter! Stop! Stop! [[GollumMadeMeDoIt It's me]].\\
(Spider-Man pauses...and then slams Norman against a wall and continues punching him)\\
'''Norman Osborn:''' Peter! St-\\
(Spider-Man slams Norman against the wall again and punches Norman in a rapid pace)\\
'''Norman Osborn:''' Peter! ''Peter!'' Peter!
** Norman Osborn/Green Goblin's final moments.
-->'''Green Goblin:''' I'm gonna finish your fruitcake nice...and slow.\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Strong focus on what I want. (thinks about [[DeliciousDistraction fruitcake and pizza]])\\
(Spider-Man notices Green Goblin's glider, and backflips to dodge it)\\
'''Green Goblin:''' Oh.\\
* {{Beat}}*\\
(Norman Osborn/Green Goblin get impaled by the glider, and break throght the wall that Norman was next to)\\
'''Green Goblin:''' Oh.\\
(the glider flies into Norman Osborn's apartment)\\
'''Harry Osborn:''' Nobel Pr-\\
(Harry is hit in the head with the glider, bounces off the wall, and Venom impales Harry with the glider)\\
'''Peter Parker:''' [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing Great]]!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OaEHpKDz_M [YTP] Spider-Man: Pizza Never Lies]]
** The intro to [[RecursiveReality the movie that Peter Parker and others]] are watching.
-->'''Spider-Man:''' It's me. You know, the boy who bit the spider? Back then, people really liked me. Now?\\
'''Police Officer:''' Fire! (shoots Spider-Man)\\
(Spider-Man screams as he falls from great height into a body of water)
** The new opening credits list Peter Parker as "TOBEY MAGUIRE OF CATS AND DOGS FAME" (while showing Peter jumping out of the mouth of a larger Peter, a picture of Spider-Man, and Peter falling of a building and landing on a car) Harry Osborn as "[[BrickJoke NOBEL PRIZE LOSER]] JAMES FRANCO" (which shows footage of Peter falling into a wine glass and Harry accidentally knocking it over), Gwen Stacy as "[[ContinuityNod STILL USELESS]]" (while yet again showing footage Gwen hitting her head when Spider-Man's web catches her, except this time Harry's wine glass crashes around the same time Gwen hits her head), and Dr. Otto Octavius as "NEW JOKE [[OverusedRunningGag THAT WILL BE OVERUSED]]" (while showing footage of Peter reading a newspaper saying "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment INHIBITOR CHIPS THAT NOW CONTROL YOUR INHIBITOR CHIPS]]"). And then Peter lands on a car and breaks his back. He's too weak to say anyting other than "My...my...".
** As Norman Osborn is impaired by his glider, [[ToiletHumor he farts]], says "Peter...", and spits out [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Mike Wazowski]] as he collapses. Peter then has a flashback of Norman saying "Sacrifice!".
** Harry's encounter with Norman's ghost.
-->'''Peter Parker:''' (in the movie theater) It's [[ContinuityNod my girlfriend]]!\\
(Harry sees Spider-Man place Norman on his bed while next to Amazing!Ben Parker and the original Ben Parker (giving the'ok' sign))\\
'''Harry Osborn:''' What have you done? ''What have you done?!'' (when Harry shouts 'done' footage of him shouting 'Noooo!' is shown)\\
(Harry pulls out a gun and shoots Normal twice, with visible blood splatter, and Harry shouting 'Oh!' when each shot lands)\\
'''Norman Osborn:''' Son... (appears in a mirror) I'm here.\\
'''Harry Osborn:''' Noooo! (throws a knife at the mirror) I thought you were...\\
'''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants:''' Dead.\\
'''Norman Osborn:''' No. I've been like a son to you. (Harry somehow absorbs a tear that fell from his cheek) Be a father to me now.\\
'''Harry Osborn:''' Noooo! Oooon! [[ParentalIncest Kiss me]].\\
'''Norman Osborn:''' I'm here.\\
(scene cuts to black as kissing noises are heard)\\
'''Harry Osborn:''' (rubbing lips) Strawberrys.
** Peter's pastime is looking at Anime girls on the internet.
-->'''Peter Parker:''' Oh boy, yeah. (the laptop loses the internet connection) ''Fix this damn-!'' (punches the laptop, cracking the screen) What am I suppose to do? (Peter eyes grow bigger an J. Jonah laughs as he desires to draw Anime girls) (shows montage of Peter drawing while thinking of Anime girls) Oh boy, yeah. (Peter's eyes turn anime for a split second when [[JizzedInMyPants Peter accidentally shoots a web at a picture frame]])
** This time around, Ben Parker dies because [[AccidentalMurder Peter ran into him]] while Ben was drinking coffee. Also, Franchise/HarryPotter lives under the stairs of the house that Peter lives in.
** Ben Parker's grave. It's seen again during the fake-out ending.
-->'''BEN PARKER'''\\
'''BELOVED [[{{Polyamory}} WOMANIZER]]'''\\
"[[Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan If you could do good things for other people, you would have a moral obligation to do those things.\\
That's what at stake here. Not a choice. Responsibility.]]"
** Aunt May has no idea that Peter killed Ben. Or so it seems...
-->'''Aunt May:''' Oh, I'm sorry. (picture of Ben giving the 'ok' sign appears in the background) I-i-it's just that I miss your Uncle Ben so much.\\
'''Peter Parker:''' Yeah.\\
'''Aunt May:''' I think to myself at times were I to face the one responsible for what happened. (walks away) Oh, I don't know what I'd do. (walks back, smiling) Here. (camera shakes)\\
(cut to Peter giving an OhCrap face as a sound of a blade is heard and dramatic music plays)\\
'''Aunt May:''' Happy birthday.\\
(cuts to Peter with a knife in his stomach)\\
'''Aunt May:''' You need it more than I do.
** Peter telling Doctor Conners that the former is writing a paper on the latter's ass. Becomes a BrickJoke during the fake-out ending.
** Mr. Ditkovitch's sole scene. He asks Peter for rent, and Peter shoots him without saying a word.
** The 'inhibitor chip' gag that was first brought up in the opening credits involves Otto developing a Butterfinger to protect his higher brain function, as well as Otto developing a boy (Peter) to protect his Butterfinger. Otto then moves on to the main event; this inhibitor chip to protect his boy. The scene suddenly cuts to Mary Jane telling Peter that she'll fuck him. A bunch of criminals follow Mary Jane (with the intent of raping her), Peter tell's them "Don't start without me!", and an error appears on Peter's face. The screen fades to black, and then...
-->'''Peter Parker:''' Where am I? (camera zooms out to reveal that Peter is wearing the symbiote suit...[[RuleOfFunny which is playing a Macy Grey song]]) [[HellIsThatNoise Why is this happening]]? ''Fix this damn-!'' (cut to the symbiote suit in a garbage can while Peter walks away)\\
(scene cuts back to Otto giving a presentation [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment as if the previous scene never happened]])\\
'''Otto Octavius:''' Which is why I've developed this inhibitor chip to protect my inhibitor chip. It mean I mantain control of these- (Otto gets electrocuted by the inhibitor chip) [[BadLiar It's only a spike! It'll soon stabilize]]! (Peter and Harry don't react) And now on to the main event; [[MundaneMadeAwesome this blue light]]! (everyone claps)
** Peter Parker's fight with Harry Osborn. It doesn't [[DisproportionateRetribution start]] the way you'd think it would, and it doesn't [[DeathByAdaptation end]] the way you'd think it would either.
-->'''Harry Osborn:''' I wish I could remember more about (my father). (camera zooms into the words 'anal' on the chalkboard)\\
'''Peter Parker:''' [[BrutalHonesty He despised you]]. (the face of Norman in the picture gives a creepy smile) Hey, uh, lets watch a game in the kitchen. Get some [[TrademarkFavoriteFood pizza]].\\
'''Harry Osborn:''' What makes you think I would want that?\\
(dramatic music plays as Harry looks at Peter smugly)\\
(the camera cuts between Peter with [[BerserkButton barely contained rage]], Harry, and [[RunningGag Ben giving the 'ok' sign]] until...)\\
'''Peter Parker:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Pizza Time]]! (punches Harry)\\
'''Peter Parker:''' (in the movie theater) (I'm) so nervous.\\
'''Harry Osborn:''' I'm as free as a bird! (punches Peter)\\
(...)\\
'''Harry Osborn:''' I'm gonna lick your little ass!\\
'''Peter Parker:''' (zoomed up to his lips) (sarcasticly) Oooh!\\
'''Harry Osborn:''' Now I'm gonna kick your [[AchillesHeel bacc]]! (the word 'BACC' comes out of Harry's mouth)\\
'''Peter Parker:''' '''''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOO-!]]'''''\\
(Harry charges to Peter...[[MoodWhiplash and then hugs him]])\\
(Peter throws Harry at the upstairs railing)\\
'''Peter Parker:''' That all you got?\\
(Harry gets back up, tries to pounce Peter, misses, and hits the upstairs railing again)\\
(...)\\
(Peter slaps Harry the same way Peter slaps Mary Jane later on, seemingly knocking Harry out)\\
* {{Beat}}*\\
(Harry gets up, growling)\\
'''Peter Parker:''' Oh, heads up! (dodges Harry's attack, counters, and hugs Harry as he bounces off the wall)\\
(scene fades to black)\\
'''Harry Osborn:''' I'm gonna kick your little ass! (Harry gets up, growling)\\
'''Peter Parker:''' (throws pumpkin bomb at Harry) Still got the mov-\\
(Harry explodes. Suddenly, Harry is on his glider, and he stares in horror when he sees...)\\
'''Mr. Aziz:''' Stop! Stop!\\
(Harry bangs his head on webbing, the upstairs railing, a pipe, a steel beam, and a brick wall)\\
'''Harry Osborn:''' (in a hospital) Hit my hea- (Harry gets impaled with his own glider) So good!
** "Getting on my nerves. Which is why I've developed this inhibitor-"
** After Spider-Man's attempt to stop the train causes him to get run over by said train, [[Franchise/TheIncredibles Mr. Incredible]] tries to stop the train. He fails.
** The fake-out ending, where the jewelry store manager puts a message that reads "You're a [[CountryMatters cunt]]" next to the ring that Peter wants, and then [[SuicideAsComedy shoots himself]], Doctor Conners congradulates Peter for writing "[[BrickJoke The Science of your Ass]]" and [[TeacherStudentRomance slaps Peter's ass]], and the song ends with:
-->'''Singer:''' Nothing's worrying...\\
'''[[Film/RevengeOfTheSith Anakin Skywalker]]:''' ''Me!''
** Afterwards, Spider-Man swings while heroic music plays...and cuts off when Spider-Man [[CameraAbuse swings into the camera]], causing him to fall while screaming.
** After being humiliated in the previous video, Eddie comes back for revenge.
-->'''Venom:''' (as [[ContinuityNod the Macy Grey song]] slowly starts getting louder) Never wound... (a flashback to Peter giving Eddie an AssShove is shown) ...what you can't kill. (strikes Spider-Man)\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Ow! Eddie! The song! (the word 'SONG' comes out of Spider-Man's mouth) Shut it off!\\
'''Venom:''' I like being Macy Grey! It makes me chunky.
** How does Spider-Man ultimately defeat Venom? By using steel bars play the song "How You Remind Me"! Spider-Man then throws a pizza bomb at Venom to finish him for good. [[MundaneMadeAwesome It's way more awesome than it should be]].

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Frozen Cereal ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2RRIhyviXo Mr. Peabody and Sherman Spend Quality Time]]:
** "Mr. Peabody invented [[SensoryAbuse ear rape]] ([[SubvertedTrope NO HE DIDN'T]])"
** "But the only thing harder then being the world's most extraordinary dog is [[ShapedLikeItself being the world's most extraordinary]] [[MemeticMutation DOGE]]"
** The end:
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 Young Anna]]''': Do you wanna build a snowman?\\
'''Penny''': Nope.\\
'''Young Anna''': Oh shit.\\
''(Anna explodes, cue [=BSoD=])''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVAVsCvUtwo&index=33&list=LLyCTfrGQCxXEAnBOD312dxw Elsa Lets Her Sanity Go]]:
** "Nanomachines never bothered me anywaaaaaaa- *error boxes appear*
** Elsa stepping on a mine turtle...and then a Goomba
** "[[SelfDeprecation Phuck u Frozen Cereal]]"
** This:
-->'''Anna''': Arendelle's in deep shit!\\
'''Elsa''': I don't care! Go get me a Subway!
** "I don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
** Olaf's face being replaced with that of [[Film/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents a certain other Olaf.]]
* Frozen Cereal's entry for a VideoGame/SuperSmashBros collab: [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y93TngOSJFY Shulk Abuses The Monado's Power]]. Barely over a minute long, and is pure hilarity from start to finish.
--> '''Shulk''': Now it's Shulk t-t-t-t-time! (''Attempts to use the Monado Arts, only for the Monado to display strange images before showing a low battery symbol and Blue Screening'') Oh shit...(''gets attacked'') '''[[SensoryAbuse AAUUUGGGHHHH!!!]]'''
* [[https://youtube.com/watch?v=BsEvNheFQPQ Scout Seduces a Bucket of Chicken]]
** The Spy is a goldmine in this poop:
---> "You want my buttsex? EARN IT."\\
"I like my men morbidly obese."\\
"Anyone besides me put a bucket into the [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment bucket]]?"\\
"Final question: '''''[[SensoryAbuse DID ANYONE BESIDES SCOUT PUT A COOOOO-]]'''''"
** This exchange:
---> '''Scout''': We both got buckets of chicken. Ya wanna do it?\\
'''Spy''': Yes.\\
'''Scout''': Really?\\
'''Spy''': '''[[BigNo NO.]]'''
** "I have done nothing but do nothing for three days- [[RepeatCut three days-]] [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants THREE DAYS!]]"
**
---> '''Soldier''': I have done nothing but make earrape for three days!\\
'''Engineer''': How much?\\
''(The Soldier [[SensoryAbuse screams loudly]])''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: fruitypeebils ]]

* [[WebVideo/TheNeedleDrop Anthony Fantano]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7eWY-UWO2Q Destroys his career]] it's so funny it got the ApprovalOfGod. Some of its funnier moments are:
** "Who are you?" "Cal Chuchesta here"
** This beautiful piece of [[ManipulativeEditing sentence mixing]].
--> '''Nardwaur''': "Anthony, right of the baba, I have for you a gift. It is something from your hometown" *Shows a picture of Music/BrokenCYDE* "The Music/DeathGrips" \\
'''Anthony''': "I really, really don't like African-Americans at all"
** And another
--> '''Nardwaur''': "You have a pretty impressive [[HoYay dick]]." \\
'''Anthony''': "I've got a decent to strong 7" \\
'''Nardwaur''': "You even have a record review of the Music/FleetFoxes, it has like nine views!" \\
'''Anthony''': "Hopefully they fuck me in the butt."
** And yet another.
--> '''Nardwaur''': "Anthony, how are you so well spoken, you're so well spoken, you never go MOM or anything, how are you so well spoken?" \\
* Anthony makes licking noises* \\
'''Anthony''': "I mean, you know, it's like, you know, the way I talk on camera is just the way I'd envision myself, you know, talking to African-Americans, you know, do like a book report on an album, but I mean, like, you know?"
** And the ending:
--> '''Nardwaur''': "How many dicks do you take, what's the secret!?" \\
'''Anthony''': "I take twenty three in the butt and I [[DomesticAbuse beat my girlfriend.]]"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Creator/Geibuchan ]]


[[/folder]]

[[folder: Gertilish ]]

* WebVideo/CaptainHookWinsTheLottery. The whole thing.
** [[Film/TheThreeMusketeers1993 "I'LL GET YOU, D'ARTAGNAN!!!"]]
** The Crocodile coming in to the tune of the theme from ''Series/{{The Odd Couple|1970}}'', then comes how Smee gets rid of him.
-->'''Smee:''' '''''FUCK OFF!!!'''''
** Hook firing a cannonball, missing Peter and instead [[Film/TheWaterboy hitting Colonel Sanders]].
-->'''Hook:''' ''Steeeeaaadyyy...''\\
'''Wendy:''' Oh Peter, it's just how I always dreamed--\\
''(explosion)''\\
'''Hook:''' '''''SMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!'''''
** The ending...
-->'''Hook:''' HOLD IT, YOU FOOL! NO! ''[[BigNo NO!]]''\\
''(Smee shoots Hook; sad piano music plays as a ReallyDeadMontage rolls)''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zMOddr44hI Hades is Allergic to Lemons]]
** "Who puts the glad in gladiator?" "[[Series/{{Friends}} Bigger gorilla]]."
** '''[[SensoryAbuse I KNOW!]]'''
** "[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Sam, I'm glad you're with me.]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFu_lpKvppQ Frollo Is An Alcoholic]]
** The "execution"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huk0-_Xo_D8 Willy Wonka and the Toilet of Doom]]
** The Beginning, starting with the Monty Python clip of John Cleese about to strike one of the other pythons in drags until-
-->'''[[Film/HarryPotter Arthur Weasley:]]''' Rubber Duck!
** Cue The title music of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory playing in the background [[SoundtrackDissonance while Uncle Vernon is pulled out of Harry's window and falls to the ground with a loud crash and clatter!]]
** Scrum-(Random footage of a Rugby Game)-Diddly-([[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Diddly!!]])-umptios bar?(picture of a sheep pops up accompanied by the sound of glass shattering).
** The scene where Charlie walks over to the closed gates of the chocolate factory accompanied by the sombre music playing in the background, and then suddenly an out-of-nowhere picture of [[Series/TheyThinkItsAllOver Gary Lineker]] pops up!
-->'''Grandpa Joe: He should have some time to play!'''
-->'''Mrs Bucket: [[Main/RhymesOnADime Not enough hours in the day.]]'''
-->'''[[Film/HappyGilmore How 'bout I just go eat some hay? I can make things outta clay and lay by the bay, I just may!]]'''
-->'''Charlie: Hi everybody!'''
-->'''Studio Audience: [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Hi, Dr Nick!]]'''
** [[Series/OneFootInTheGrave Bendy Dinosaurs!]]
-->'''Mike Teavee: Colt .45. Pop won't let me have one yet, will ya, pop?'''
-->'''Mr Teavee: [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith I HATE YOU!!]]'''
** "It's perfect! It's unbelievable! It's a miracle! It's a TV Dinner! [[Main/WaxingLyrical It's raining men!]]
** ''[[SensoryAbuse IF YOU LEAVE NOW I WILL CHOP OFF MY HAND AND GIVE IT TO YOU!!!!!]]''
** The scene near the end when Willy Wonka goads Charlie to press the unpressed button in the elevator. Just as Charlie presses it:
-->[[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!! Not the Wed one!]]\\
'''[[EarthShatteringKaboom -BLLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!!-]]'''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DvJ5l3ivEA Two and a half Merlins]]
** The scene where Merlin vaults a rock on a slope [[MindYourStep -only to fall a great distance upon getting over it.]]
** Kay's misfired arrow missing the deer and instead hitting [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Boromir!]]
-->''[[OhNoNotAgain Not Again!!!]]''
** ''H-E-E-E-DS UP!!'' (cut to a clip of the head explosion scene from ''Film/{{Scanners}}''!)
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=978cHrm5fvk Woody Trips Over Garlic Bread]]
** Woody repeatedly blowing into the microphone.
** [[MondegreenGag "Gang rape, gang rape."]]
**
---> '''Sarge''': ''(to a fellow Green Army Man)'' A good soldier never leads a man behind!\\
''[[HypocriticalHumor (Sarge proceeds to walk away from him)]]''
** Buzz's introduction:
---> '''Buzz''': I am Buzz Ligthyear. I cum-\\
'''Rex''': Oh, I'm so glad you're not gay!
** "BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!" "Where?" ''([[Film/ETTheExtraterrestrial E.T.]] appears with a ScareChord)''
** [[HoYay "Buzz, I would love to see you naked."]]
** After Woody wants to get in the back of the Pizza Planet truck:
---> '''Buzz''': Negative. It'd be much safer in the cock.
*** Buzz continuing to say "negative" whenever Woody tries to call out to him.
** Sid's lines about "The Big One" turning into a lot of sex jokes and {{Double Entendre}}s, to the point where a screen pops up with text saying that it's too much.
**
---> '''Woody''': This is the part where we blow up!\\
'''Buzz''': Not today!\\
''(Buzz pushes a button and [[InstantlyProvenWrong they blow up]], complete with a LaughTrack)''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Gnostictheist ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bfy--3HkAQ&t=120s Macready Murders Bennings with a Flamethrower]], notable for being just about the only The Thing YTP out there.
** "Look, I haven't been able to SHIT in two weeks! I doubt if anybody's shit on this entire continent, and you want me to shit!"
** Mac ignoring Copper when they're moving the Split Faced Thing into the store room.
** "That's not dog....it's a diabeetus."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Good Vs Evil1314= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU6mSOHyz8g Malweegee Finds a Cure for Latm Molk]], but primarily the beginning with Mario suggesting they teach the cavemen to play ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Brawl'' and Ganon retorting that "Melee's the greatest", a jab at the franchise's BrokenBase.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: grandtheftchicken ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYW2cWNDal8 Billy Balls trolls Devin WalshhslaW]]
** "What the fuck, DC makes dildos? You bet your stupid ass they do! And they're the best in the biz."
** "Hey look everybody, it's professional cock-sucker Devun [=WalshhslaW.=]"
** "[[Creator/{{Cs188}} HoH SiS!]]"
** "And join the craze with me, Woody Mays!"
** "Hi, Billy Illegal here! If you're ejaculating on a shower door, then you need Kaboom! Vroom! Call now and you'll receive not two, but one…"
** "…and we'll [[BiggerIsBetterInBed supersize this already incredible cock]] with 32-ounce bottles of semen." (And here come the generic sex jokes…) "It tackles your toughest shit stains without embarrassing hard-ons."
** "Call now and you'll receive ammonia. It's got the power to dissolve… what the fuck?" ([[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties Please stand by]])
** The scene of Billy answering his Jupiter Jack.
--->'''Billy Mays''': Hi, it's Billy.\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Herbert the Pervert]]''': Where are you?\\
'''Billy''': In my car.\\
'''Herbert''': Haven't seen a newspaper in a couple days.\\
'''Billy''': No problem.\\
'''Herbert''': Wonderin' if you're ever gonna come back.\\
'''Billy''': Be there in 20 minutes.\\
'''Herbert''': Ya like popsicles?\\
'''Billy''': Fuck no. (''turns Jupiter Jack off'') In some states, jacking off is illegal. Using a cell phone and— (''Jupiter Jack rings'') — God damn it! What now, ass plug?\\
'''Herbert''': You little piggly son of a bitch!\\
'''Billy''': I'm gonna [[GroinAttack run over your balls]] with this car! (''hangs up again'') Jupiter Jack transmits— (''Jupiter Jack rings again'') You can suck my cock, gay fucker!\\
'''Carla''' (''over Jupiter Jack''): It's Carla.\\
'''Billy''' [[OhCrap OH SHI—]] (''[[CensoredForComedy test pattern]]'')
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWdUEbvrUW0 Dick Brimley talks about his doctor]]
** "My tongue felt like a horse ass."
** "So finally, at the urging of my fucking doctor, he said, 'Wilford, if you wanna get laid, I'm gonna give you a few things to do. Feel my butt with your dick. Uh, and I was really interested in that. So finally—" ([[ThinkOfTheCensors SCENE REMOVED]])
** "And I've slipped up and I've done people I shouldn't do." (NEXT SCENE, PLEASE…)
** "{{Yiff}} [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud yiff yiff yiff]]. I like to say, we will, we will, [[Music/{{Queen}} rock you.]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtnkap5yhMk Jesse gets violated by seagulls and kills Al Gore]]
** "Whores, [[ProductPlacement 'Pops]], [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs whores eating 'Pops]]. Jesse Ventura's corrupt power!" ''(cue clip of a Nazi march with Ventura dressed to look like Hitler)''
** "I've been a perverted dinosaur, a woman beater, a sex offender, [[ItMakesSenseInContext a seagull]]. I've fucked cocks that will blow your hole"
** "When I went up to the gates of the HAARP Facility, I learned that seagulls can get inside your ass. And here's what's worse: ''ELEVEN'' seagulls, up my hole."
** "The military? That's nothing, not when they've got Cockatoos."
** "Now-" "Not yet." ''(cue a manipulated version of the intro)'' "You think you know the whole story? Nope, I've been fucking your mom." (Okay, Governor) "I'm Jesse Ven-fucking-tura."
** "In this conspiracy business, you hear a lot of stories about-- what is ''that?''" ''[cue Al Gore dancing to "I'm Too Sexy" in the middle of the street.]''
** "It's time to launch the hunt, for the people robbing your cunt!"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Great British Turd= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h11K-S8NRJI Dick Dastardly's unholy crusade against fugitive car-jacking bears]]
-->'''Narrator:''' Bringing up the rear is that bastard, Dick Dastardly.\\
'''Dick Dastardly:''' Go fuck yourself!

[[/folder]]

[[folder: guitarocker 100 ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNoMUovwbb8 Spingebill's Tragic Life of Crime]]
** "The Krusty Krab - home of Mr. Krabs-" ''(a wanted poster showing [=SpongeBob=]'s GrossUpCloseUp in "Whatever Happened to [=SpongeBob=]?" appears)'' "-with a Wanted sign on the window!" ''([=SpongeBob=] screams)''
** After [=SpongeBob=] breaks out of jail, Patrick notices and confronts [=SpongeBob=] in a field... only for ''him'' to be jailed instead.
** Mr. Krabs immediately firing [=SpongeBob=] after hiring him.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Hammdog Porkington ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtWgA4OkDhQ Mick the Nazi]]
--> '''Creator/MichaelRosen:''' At school, we were doing a genocide. You know the kind of thing: The Final Solution. Racial discrimination. Gas.
--> '''Creator/MichaelRosen:''' There we were reading: "How to kill hundreds and hundreds of kikes". And we made gas chambers and stuck Jews in the chambers. They were... "showers". Hehehe.
--> '''Creator/MichaelRosen:''' Then, suddenly, [[GreedyJew Trevor's nose became huge! It was taller than me! And he starts breathing in all our money.]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Hat Box Bro= ]]
]
* [[https://youtu.be/yOvgBCs1c98 Wonka Hates Mrs. Teavee]]:
** This exchange:
--->*Wonka plays on the piano*\\
'''Mrs. Teavee:''' Rachmaninoff.\\
'''Wonka''': WRONG, SIR! WRONG!
** Mr. Salt wants to give something special to the workers in his factory:
--->'''Mr. Salt''': THE FIRST GIRL TO FIND A GOLDEN TICKET GETS BONERS IN HER PAYPACKET!
** This exchange as well:
--->'''Mr. Salt''': It's fabulous, isn't it? I only hope my Veruca doesn't want one.\\
'''Veruca''': (in the background) I WANT IT!
** And more:
--->'''Charlie''': Mr. Wonka, they won't really be burned in the furnace, will they?\\
'''Wonka''': I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.
** Still more:
--->'''Wonka''': Invention, my dear friends, is 93% liquor, 6% Augustus, 4% murder and 2% children with very little pocket money.\\
'''Mr. Beauregard''': Any good?\\
'''Wonka''': NO!
** More:
--->'''Mr. Salt''': Sure this thing'll float, Wonka?\\
'''Wonka''': NO!
** Even more:
--->'''Veruca''': Hey, Daddy, I want a bo-\\
'''Violet''': CAN IT, YOU KNIT!
** Still Even More:
--->'''Wonka''' (on a black screen): You can suck 'em and suck 'em and suck 'em and they never get any smaller. Never.\\
'''Charlie''': This banana is fantastic!\\
'''Wonka''': You should open your mouth a little wider...YES!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBUOcaGV38c Scott Steiner Searches For An Equallax]]: The whole thing really captures the tone of the [[Wrestling/ScottSteiner titular wrestler's]] hilarious promos and is funny for the sole fact that it barely sounds out of character as actual promo material.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Hawkeye Tube= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gri2I0SZwgQ Robotnik's Pingas Machine]]
-->'''Robotnik:''' I'm demoting you to pingas monkey third class. Now go and mop up the cum.\\
'''Robotnik:''' ''(calling for Scratch and Grounder)'' Pingas! Piness!\\
'''Robotnik:''' Throw von Schlemmer in the cum!\\
'''Robotnik:''' Oh, lookie what we have here: Sonic's PINGAS!
** The boogeyman and the giant robot each constantly yelling out "[[OneWordVocabulary PINGAS!]]"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Hector Cortez ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTGUV08HQXo Spinge and Rick-Pat Sell Bars of Processed Roasted Cacao Bars]]
** [=SpongeBob=] getting a pornography magazine for Squidward in the mail.
** [=SpongeBob=] knocking on Tom's nose.
** When [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick go to the next house after Tom chases them, we see the con artist fish for a split second, but it's Tom the chocolate guy ''again'', and he chases them once again while [[SensoryAbuse screaming "CHOCOLATE!" louder than before]].
** The poop keeps alternating between the lines of Mary's mother and Tom before [[MindScrew things go off the rails]] in a cacophony of sights and sounds.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Hellion Hero ]]

* First off, it's really saying something when the thumbnails alone are enough to leave you in stitches.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbfvmuKztJU Phil vs. Harvey: Deadly Kombat]]
** "I don't know, give me a 360." Harvey then proceeds to give an Xbox 360 to Phil by throwing it at him, knocking him down. Phil then proceeds to punch Harvey in the face, causing Harvey to cry, and then Phil uses some eye beams.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvPDlmiDZB0 The IncredyBallZ]]
-->'''Frozone:''' Superbitches, they're always tryin' to suck your dick. [[ItsNotPornItsArt Think it'll strengthen the relationship, or some shit.]]
** The camera suddenly zooms in on Elastigirl's... Um...
--->'''Mr. Incredible:''' TITS!
** [[BrickJoke This happens again, near the final battle.]]
** Mr. Incredible's rejections of Buddy are definitely more blunt here, though not without reason.
--->'''Buddy:''' Go fuck yourself.\\
'''Mr. Incredible:''' You have officially carried it too far Buddy. ''Rapes Bomb Voyage'' Fuck off, Buddy.\\
'''Buddy:''' Just give me one chance! I'll show you, I'll...\\
'''Mr. Incredible:''' [[AtomicFBomb FUCK OFF!]]
** "In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued for fucking someone, [[CaptainObvious who apparently, didn't want to be fucked.]]"
** Gilbert Huph's rant to Bob, particularly this line:
--->'''Huph:''' They're PENETRATING my asshole with PENIS POWER!
** This:
--->'''Syndrome:''' I mean... after all, I am your biggest faggot.\\
'''Mr. Incredible:''' ''Gasps'' [=BUTT-BUDDY?=]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsSG8dQXfcQ Strange Things Are Happening With Andy's Toys]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1WVVznucm8 Part Twice]], and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MN8i6G0b1Q Part Thrice]]
** [[EstablishingSeriesMoment “You got a dick in my ASS! You faggot! Boy you gotta SUCK my motherfucking DICK, you fuckboy! It's me and you bitch. [=YaaY=]! [=SeeS=]!"]]
** The first words to come out of Woody's mouth.
--->'''Woody:''' "Pull my cock, I'm gay?"
** When Woody says "Buzz, I would love to see you fuck me", Buzz does just that not even seconds later.
** When Woody tries going out Sid's window...
--->'''Woody:''' "Buzz will you get up here and give me a handjob?"
** Afterwards, we get this from Mr. Potato Head.
--->'''Mr. Potato Head:''' "I hope Sid [[PrecisionFStrike fucks]] your voicebox out, ya creep!"
** In Part Twice, there's a RunningGag where there's a zoom-in shot of Buzz shaking his head while ''Filthy Gorgeous'' by Scissor Sisters plays.
** Also from Part Twice, this gem: “When sus-somebody fucked me... everything was beautiful... when she... fucked me...”
** Part Thrice has Woody raping the [[NightmareFuel monkey]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdp4rgwIt1k Motel Kumbutt ˢᵉX]] [[note]]If the video is blocked in your country, you may watch a reaction to the video [[https://youtu.be/LLe-4IiVPEI?t=84 HERE]].[[/note]]
** The opening narration [[EstablishingSeriesMoment sums up the entire video perfectly]]. "Raiden fucked Shinnok in the ass. Others swallowed Shinnok's dick, like Outworld's emperor Shao Kahn, who was obsessed with cock suckin'. The war moved to the arena, where he sent his toughest feggets to challenge Raiden's sex offenders. Two years ago, we beat him off, but Shao Kahn wasn't ready to lose his virginity. We violated Shao Kahn."
*** Billy Bob Tanley‘s reaction video has him bust out laughing over the first line and saying "Already?!"
** "Ses. We're happy to [[NoYay bone Shinnok's sexy ass]]."
** After the helicoper crashes:
--->'''Johnny Cage:''' Sos!\\
(Scorpion teleports in front of Johnny)\\
'''Scorpion:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Nigger]].\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' Get fucked.\\
(Johnny kicks Scorpion)
** Johnny Cage telling a squad of Special Forces soldier that they're gay [[HeteronormativeCrusader as an insult]], which later receives a ContinuityNod when, after the TimeSkip, Johnny tells his squad that they're all gay [[CharacterDevelopment as a compliment]]. This is followed by one of the soldiers pulling out a C4 and accidently blowing themselves up while screaming like Johnny did earlier.
** Shinnok's [[OneSceneWonder first and last scene]]:
--->'''Shinnok:''' [=CeeC=]... you pussy niggaz.\\
(Shinnok blasts Raiden and Fujin with the amulet)\\
'''Shinnok:''' And all of Earthrealm will suck my dick.\\
(Johnny Cage kicks Shinnok in the back, causing Shinnok to drop the amulet)\\
'''[[Music/{{DMX}} Earl Simmons]]:''' Mortal Kombat! X gonna give it to ya!\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' Oh, sorry Ma'am, didn't see ya there.\\
'''Shinnok:''' Miserable ''[[{{Angrish}} feckin' biiatch]]''! God damn you!
** "Why are you smiling?" "...She sucked my cock."
** Johnny Cage [[MeanBoss isn't a very good leader]].
--->'''Johnny Cage:''' You're all here because you deserve to die.\\
'''Kung Jin:''' Takeda and I both...stuff that sexy ass.\\
* {{Beat}}*\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' Die. (to Jacqui Briggs) Step up, [[PoliticallyIncorrectHero nigga]].\\
(camera zooms into Jacqui's face)\\
'''Captions:''' *wtf*
** Mileena isn't a fan of Rain. Considering her reaction to discovering that Rain planned to betray her in ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11'', her responce is completely in-character.
--->'''Rain:''' Killing an emperor-\\
'''Mileena:''' Fuck you, Rain!\\
'''Rain:''' Stop it, Mileena.\\
(sad music plays while Rain sheds a tear)
** Kotal Kahn effortlessly beating Mileena's forces. First, he gives Kano a [[Memes/SuperSmashBros Falcon Punch]], rapes Kano, and then performs several kombo's on Kano until Kotal proclaims that Kano's "not worth shit". Right when it looks like is about to stab Kano, [[BaitAndSwitch Kotal then]] preforms MetronomicManMashing on Kano before attempting to stab Kano. When Tanya interrupts, [[TalkToTheFist Kotal attacks her mid-sentence]], and then beats her up. When Kotal confronts Mileena, Kotal defeats her in two punches and one beam.
--->'''Kotal Kahn:''' Son of a whore!
** Instead of attacking the Special Forces team as part of a SecretTestOfCharacter, [[AdaptationalVillainy Sub-Zero fights the team because he genuinely hates them]].
--->'''Sub-Zero:''' Cassandra Cage. You motherfucker.\\
'''Cassie Cage:''' Stop wasting time.\\
(Sub-Zero hits Cassie with a slide kick)\\
\\
'''Jacqui Briggs:''' If you know my father, you know me!\\
'''Sub-Zero:''' Fuck your father!
** After Sub-Zero defeats the Special Forces team, all hope seems lost. Until Cassie offers a sexual favor in return of the Lin Kuei releasing them.
--->'''Takeda:''' Any ideas?\\
'''Cassie Cage:''' Sub-Zero? I'll suck you're cock.\\
* {{Beat}}*\\
'''Sub-Zero:''' Yes...\\
(scene cuts to the Special Forces' base)\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' So other than that, you enjoyed you're visit?\\
'''Cassie Cage:''' The Lin Kuei raped us.\\
'''Kung Jin:''' You, maybe.\\
'''Jacqui Briggs:''' I see plenty of semen on your ass, too.\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' Come on, now. [[CastFullOfGay You're all gay]].
** "This is Li Mei." "Such a whore. Am I right?" Bonus points for Johnny Cage calling Li Mei a whore not as an insult but [[MyGirlIsASlut as a compliment]].
** Raiden speaks with Kung Jin. It takes an unexpected turn when Kung Jin brings up Kung Lao's final moments.
--->'''Raiden:''' Your family honored me with this memento from your cousin Lao... after his death.\\
'''Kung Jin:''' A death you caused! You made him fuck Shao Kahn, and stood there while that bastard snapped his dick!\\
'''Raiden:''' [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] you, Kung Jin!\\
'''Kung Jin:''' [[NoYou No, fuck you!]]
** When Kotal Kahn proclaims that he invited no gays from Earthrealm, the camera zooms into [[StraightGay Kung Jin]]'s face. Also, there's the fact that Kotal hates gay people, [[BoomerangBigot despite having no qualms with raping Kano]].
** Kano [[CasanovaWannabe tries his luck on Sonya]].
--->'''Sonya Blade:''' This is General Blade. I need NP's to my location immediately.\\
'''[[AbhorrentAdmirer Kano]]:''' Oh, lets fuck!\\
'''Sonya Blade:''' Never.
** Mileena interrupts the story that Reptile was telling. Also, Kotal is displeased that Mileena won't have sex with him.
--->'''Reptile:''' Listen; I fuck Mileena in the titties. Qwawk.\\
'''Mileena:''' (to Kotal) And I told you I would sooner die than fuck you! Sus.\\
'''Kotal Kahn:''' You [[CountryMatters cunt]].\\
'''Mileena:''' ''I succeed a cunt!''\\
'''Reptile:''' (to Mileena) [[NonSequitur Sos]]!\\
'''Kotal Kahn:''' You have...\\
'''Mileena:''' Kill him!
** "Your father has devoted his life to [[BestialityIsDepraved fucking animals]]." In context, Hanzo treats this as a positive life goal, and makes the statement to Takeda in an attempt to calm him down.
** "There are worse things than death." Followed ''immediately'' by Jax raping Liu Kang.
** The scene where Hanzo Hasashi/Scorpion kills Quan Chi has him humiliate Quan Chi by forcing him to undergo a sexual act.
--->'''Hanzo Hasashi:''' You fucked my wife. Suck my COCK!\\
''(Hanzo puts Quan Chi on the ground, then forces him to do just that.)''\\
'''Hanzo Hasashi:''' Suck my paynis!
** The ending. After defeating Shinnok, Cassie chooses to reward Raiden with [[GladToBeAliveSex a sexual favor]]. [[DudeShesLikeInAComa While Raiden is barely conscious]].
--->'''Cassie Cage:''' Is (Raiden) alive?\\
'''Kung Jin:''' Barely.\\
'''Cassie Cage:''' I'll suck his cock.\\
(camera zooms into Raiden's face as he climaxes)\\
(scene fades to white)\\
'''Cassie Cage:''' Fuck me!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14JePRA_jyc CTR YTP TV]]
** Aku Aku: "What, the, fuck."
** "We've got plump new dick. 100% articifically flavored cock!" "Well that oughta get some bitches gobblin'!"
** "Each Grand Prix is a super event where contestants can test their fuckin' testicles."
** "I'm absolutely fappin' with anticipation!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujsvpmccm9g Crash Unsanitary]]
** "To the laboratory! We're beating off."
** "I don't know whether to have sex with you, or kill you!"
** "Bitches?"
** "A curse on you, Crash Bandicunt!"
** The deformed Crash 1 model: "Yeah! Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah!"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Hoffy1138= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFYQYewAb44 Ashens and the Tat of Doom]]
** Ashens' intro music becoming "Jingle Bells" and "[[Theatre/PeerGynt In the Hall of the Mountain King]]"
** "Why is my precious air fleet drifting off into deep [[LastSecondWordSwap spaghetti]]?"
** "Why has it got two heads? I don't know. Why is that one's hair sticking in the air? I don't know. [[WesternAnimation/RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer1964 WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?]]"
** "As I said, it's quite a bag of crack. A ten pound bag of crack. [=hElLo!=]" (Ashens' face distorts)
** "[[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie Hello, and welcome to standing up school.]]" (dinosaur model falls over) "And you failed."
** "Polly Pocket is Satan." (evil laughter, screaming)
** The two {{running gag}}s of "Let's move swiftly on" and items exploding as Ashens smacks them offscreen.
** (reversed footage) "Say your maggots, they're up for sale!"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Hot Fried Skadoosh= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaLKFiyPUII Zelda Gets Breast Implants]]:
-->'''King:''' Zelda, you have no breasts!\\
'''Zelda:''' What?\\
'''King:''' You look like a boi!
** And then, there's the part after Zelda gets the breast implants (which was completely against her will):
--->'''Zelda:''' What have you done to me?!\\
'''Link:''' (performs a WildTake)\\
'''Link:''' Goddamn, Zelda! You've got back!\\
'''King:''' ({{facepalm}}) That saying is for butts, you dipshit.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbcUMEvCKqA Robotnik Forces Jay Leno to Retire]]. Just the beginning with Robotnik saying "It's Howdy Doody time" out of an audience of kids. And of course the ending, which you're better off seeing yourself.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPk9wtjfsIQ Robotnik Posts a Reaction Image]]
** The ''WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit''-inspired opening.
** "[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Stupid]] [[MemeticMutation sexy hedgehog]]!"
** Grounder tells Robotnik to walk off a short pier. He does so, with predictable results.
** "You delicious hopeless hunks!"
** "I'm about to make a cesarean section! *splat* [[BlackComedy Damn, I botched it]]!"
** Wes Weasley singing "[[Music/CarlyRaeJepsen Call Me Maybe]]".
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGO8drAhHEI Robotnik Five-O]]
** The ''WesternAnimation/{{Beetlejuice}}'' styled opening. The fact that it takes up the first minute of the video causes Robotnik to point out that it was excessive.
** "Say hello to Series/DoogieHowserMD!"
** "I'll blow [=CaptainFawful=] right out of [=YouTube=]!" *unsubscribed*
*** Coincidentally [=CaptainFawful=] [[HarsherInHindsight was suspended a while after this video was uploaded]].

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Hotel Weegee= ]]
]
* [[https://archive.org/details/youtube-8Y2HU5riUsk Spencer Launches a Bagel into Griffin's Rectum]]
** All of the random glitches and effects in the video.
** Two Griffins [[HoYay kissing one another.]]
---> [[FreezeFrameBonus lol gay]]
** This exchange:
---> '''Carly''': How old were you when you started sucking dick?\\
'''Spencer''': Uh... ''(after some SensoryAbuse)'' That is not the issue; [[ImmediateSelfContradiction that is the issue!]]\\
'''Carly''': The issue is your tissue!\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Spencer''': '''[[SensoryAbuse THAT IS NOT THE ISSUE!]]''' You're [[Creator/Cs188 sus]].
** "I may be an idiot, but [[ShapedLikeItself I'm an idiot]], but [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I'm stupid]]."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Funny/Hour Of Poop ]]


[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Hundleys On A Bird Diet= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V59yWHON65E Barney in Vietnam]]:
** This part:
--->'''Barney and the Gang''': (singing "da-da-da-da-da-da" non-stop)\\
'''God''': [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail GET ON]] WITH [[RunningGag IT!]]
* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uOosF4Yr3b8 Elmo in LSD Land]]:
** Big Bird likes to tell stories.
--->'''Elmo''': But where’s Elmo’s blanket?\\
'''Big Bird''': Oh, I saw it. It fell out of the sky, and Oscar sneezed in it, and he dropped it in his can. And Oscar saw a police officer, and he sneezed in Oscar’s can. [[MindScrew And his can saw the sky fall on the police officer, and it dropped French fries on Sesame Street, and Sesame Street fell on Oscar’s can.]] And the police officer dropped a shit on Oscar, and he...\\
'''God''': GET ON WITH IT!
** Later, Big Bird tells his stories to fellow prisoners in Grouchland.
--->'''Big Bird''': Maybe this’ll cheer you up. And Oscar dropped his can on Miss Finch, and Miss Finch fell on a banana, and she saw the police officer eat French fries, and the police officer raped her in the asshole and died.\\
'''Grouch Prisoner''': No! Let me outta here!\\
'''Other Grouch Prisoner''': It’s torture!

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=I Am In Hurt= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyQzzTvepcY Spike's Harmful Addiction]]:
** Spike opening the door to see [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF34N4gJAKE the music video for "Cirrus" by Bonobo]].
** When Spike offers to petsit Tank:
--->'''Rainbow Dash''': Tank's got a strict fucking regiment and someone needs to make sure he doesn't jack off while I'm away.\\
''(Tank licks her, cue [[Music/MarvinGaye "Sexual Healing"]] and Spike with [[MemeticMutation the ME GUSTA face]])''
** And then when he receives a jewel:
--->'''Spike''': Almost as beautiful as the pony who gave me head.\\
''(Sexual Healing starts again and Spike starts imagining Twilight Sparkle)''\\
'''Twilight''': [[VideoGame/LollipopChainsaw Not that I have a problem]] with [[ActorAllusion funny stuff]].
** When Spike offers to petsit Gummy:
--->'''Spike''': Alas, it doesn't come cheap. [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark I need about tree fiddy.]]\\
'''Pinkie Pie''': [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO TREE FIDDY, YOU GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER!]]
** [[TakeThatScrappy Sweetie Belle murdering Angel and Spike reacting with "Yes!"]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1Mz7B3pthw Spike the Bad Dragon]]:
** After Spike hugs Applejack, she repsonds "[[WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy We gonna fuck or what?]]"
** When Apple Bloom and Spike show her a giant pig with Wilford Brimley's face on it
--->'''Applejack''': [[Film/FullMetalJacket WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT]], you two?\\
'''Apple Bloom''': Applejack, [[Franchise/MassEffect we are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution, and existence. Before us, you are nothing.]]\\
'''Applejack''': Heh, [[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond get back in the kitchen.]]\\
''(Apple Bloom runs off. Applejack shoots her and she splatters on a hill in the background.)''\\
'''[[Film/{{Friday}} Smokey]]''': YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!
** Immediately afterwards:
--->'''Applejack''': It just doesn't feel right to have you...doing me.\\
'''Spike''': [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Please?]]\\
'''Applejack''': [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants No.]]\\
'''Spike''': [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Please?]]\\
'''Applejack''': [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants No.]]\\
'''Spike''': [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Please?]]\\
'''Applejack''': [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Okay, make it quick.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xshONAVtGWw Getting Stoned at Canterlot High]]:
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls Human Twilight]]''' (with a realistic yet cartoony horse head): [[WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow I'M A HORSE!]]\\
'''Human Fluttershy''': (a tree) [[Film/TheRoom2003 What a story, Mark.]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Ice Wind9107= ]]
]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhKlvLOHuoQ Nuclear Launch Detected]]''
-->'''Morshu:''' It's yours my friend, as long as you have MINERAAALZ!\\
'''Ganon:''' IT BURNS! (after being hit by a nuclear missile)

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=i Cee You P= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS2f51aKALk Pizza Pie Legal Exchange]]
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaCDiGames King Harkinian]] ordering Mr. Krabs and Squidward to deliver 4 pizzas to him. After being fed up with his attitude, the two decide to deliver poop to him instead.
** [=SpongeBob=] trying to put the boat in reverse to see that the forward setting has changed to "fucking punch it" and reverse has changed to "be a bean".
** [[Film/ChildsPlay Chucky]] appearing out of nowhere to tell [=SpongeBob=] to drive.
---> '''Chucky''': [[Film/ChildsPlay JUST SHUT UP AND DRIVE]]-[[Music/{{Rihanna}} RIVE-RIVE]] BEFORE [[Film/ChildsPlay I KICK YOUR FUCKING TEETH IN!]]
** Squidward and [=SpongeBob=] ending up in the middle of [[WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog Nowhere]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDhkUY4-q2M What happens during the NightShift...]]
** The edits to the "Graveyard Shift" opening, ranging from the opening credits continuously interrupting the scene to a background house suddenly launching upwards like a rocket.
** Squidward declaring closing time to be at "AIDS o'clock".
** This scene:
---> '''Squidward''' ''(who is falling through the Fly of Despair)'': Wait! I have no soul.\\
''(Squidward goes back up the Fly of Despair; the text "Atheism in a Nutshell" appears, and it cuts back to Squidward in the Krusty Krab, who is staring blankly)''
** As Tom is about to order a Krabby Patty, a Hershey's kiss falls from the sky. He sniffs it, takes a bite, and somehow [[Manga/DragonBall goes Super Saiyan]].
** [=SpongeBob=]'s chant of "Night, night, night..." being synced to the "opening chest" sound effect from ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda''.
** Squidward singing a song about the Hash-Slinging Slasher, set to the ''Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa'' theme.
** The ending going overboard with the things Squidward claims Richard (the true identity of the Hash-Slinging Slasher) did.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: i Duck Films ]]

* The RunningGag in their [[WesternAnimation/LittlestPetShop2012 Littlest Pet Shop]] poops involving Russell deleting things.
** [=PaperKirby=] is also frequently referenced.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM2HzRvH6ek Vinnie Terrio Takes Over the World]]:
-->'''Russell''': Buttercream butt?\\
'''Buttercream''': Twinsie girls who were [[ShapedLikeItself twinsie girls]] swiped [=PaperKirby=] before I could tell them about Creator/TheHub!"\\
'''Zoe''': Or maybe you thought that's what you sas.\\
'''Buttercream''': These eyes saw it in crystal-clear Buttercream vision!\\
'''''"This [=YouTube=] Poop has been presented in Crystal-Clear Buttercream Vision"'''''
** After that, when the pets are leaving:
-->'''Vinnie''': ''(the caption "Average {{VideoGame/Portal}} Fan" is above his head)'' I'm coming to make sure that cake doesn't lie, know what I'm saying?\\
'''Russell, Zoe, and Buttercream''': ''(the caption [[TakeThat "Normal People With Lives"]] appear above them)'' Not really...\\
'''Russell''': We have time to figure it out.\\
'''''[[Anime/SonicX GOTTA]] GO [[MemeticMutation FAST!]]'''''
** Then:
-->'''Buttercream''': Those are the [[AmbiguousGender boy-girls]]. They swippity-swipped the Franchise/{{Cars}}!\\
'''Russell''': The Biskit Twins? [[RunningGag I'll have it deleted!]]
** The frequent [[ToiletHumor "doo-doo"]] jokes.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoZJqdkI3iE Gordon's Cruel Revenge]]:
** "[[WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends Sodor]] is an island with six small wheels"
--> ''I can only see three wheels :P''
** "He's a fussy little [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]! Always pulling cocaine for the big engines to take a lawl, and when trains ''(the [[WebAnimation/AsdfMovie "I Like Trains" Kid]] pops up)'' come in, he pulls the cocaine away and he pulls the big engines away so he can go rest."
** Thomas loves playing tricks on them, especially Film/{{Flash Gordon|1980}}.
** "Why does Thomas look so Chinese in this shot?"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVBukYNSVCs The Cat in the Hat is Not Good at Throwing Parties]]. It's a rather short poop, but quite funny. It's basically about two kids trying to throw a shitty birthday party for a fish, then the Cat shows up and all sorts of madness occurs.
** From the intro:
-->'''Theme Singer''': Hey!\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/LittlestPetShop2012 Russell]]''': What?\\
'''Theme Singer''': [[AccidentalInnuendo Come over here!]]\\
''Two kids peering out the window crouch down''
** "Now all we have to do is [[BlackComedyRape fuck]] him!
** "And I would want upside-down shoes!" ''(no comment)''
** When the cat shows up:
-->'''Kids''': The Hat in the Cat in the Cat in the Hat [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment in the Hat]] in [[RuleOfThree the Hat]]!\\
'''Cat''': '''''YES!''''' All shitty ideas, but we need something shitty for fish. What do I have here? A hairbrush? A hammer? ''(VideoGame/DonkeyKong music starts playing)'' A hairbrush? A hairbrush? A hairbrush? A hairbrush? A waffle! [[OverlyLongGag A hairbrush? A hairbrush?]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BKG_NAOIHI Vinnie Terrio Watches Toddlers and Tiaras 2]]: [[ArtifactTitle Vinnie is Not In This One]], particularly the scene where [[VideoGame/HotelMario Blythe receives a letter from Bowser saying he's taken over the Mushroom Kingdom and the princess is in one of his hotels]].
** "This is my master bedroom. And this is my master." ''([[VideoGame/AngryBirds The Mighty Eagle]] appears)''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUcRSr3P_pc The Prince of the Middle of the Week Takes a Dump]] is too hilarious for words. Just watch it.


[[/folder]]

[[folder: iforgot 87872 ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsHlB6JKP7I Wicker Man Youtube Poop: Nicolas Cage Gets his Skull Crushed by a Spinosaurus]]
** This video basically consists of Nicolas Cage in ''[[Film/TheWickerMan2006 The Wicker Man]]'' keeps getting killed while trying to reach Summers Isle.
** In the first segment, his plane gets shot down and crashes into the water, where he runs into a shark.
-->'''Shark (in Dr. Robotnik's voice)''': Snooping as usual, I see!\\
'''Nicolas Cage''': OH, NO NOT THE shark. NOT THE shark.\\
''(The shark proceeds to eat him.)''
** During the third segment, where they use the film, ''Film/BehindEnemyLines'', they have one of the villains get frustrated that one of the missile launchers isn't working.
-->'''Bad guy''': C'mon, start! C'mon, you piece of crap, start! This is getting on my [[PrecisionFStrike f**king nerves]]. AAAH! MOTHERF**KER! (missile launches)

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Igiulamam/Oiramapap ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEbbc4tdTdc A Minute Of Reflection.]] The entire thing.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiGWKFBJCPo Saruman Has a Breach in His Wall]]:
-->'''Saruman:''' The old world will ''burn'', industry will ''burn'', forests will ''burn'', a new order will '''''burn.''''' B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-\\
We will drive the machine of war with the sword, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and the sword]], [[RuleOfThree and the sword]], and the spear, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and the sword, and the spear]], and [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs the iron sword of the spear]].
** This gem:
-->'''Legolas:''' They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!\\
* {{rimshot}}*
* [[http://www.veoh.com/watch/v18592504csscGeeQ The Hey Pisanos Will Eat Your Heart Out]]
-->'''Toad:''' Happy Birthday cake for princess!\\
'''King Koopa:''' What kind of cake?\\
'''Toad:''' Birthday cake.\\
'''King Koopa:''' What kind of birthday cake?\\
'''Toad:''' Happy birthday cake.\\
'''King Koopa:''' [[RuleOfThree What kind of ''Happy'' birthday cake?]]\\
'''Toad:''' '''''THE HAPPY!'''''\\
'''King Koopa:''' Happy?\\
'''Toad:''' Happy.\\
'''King Koopa:''' HAPPY!? I NEVER use the "H" Word! [[HypocriticalHumor HAPPY!?]] '''[[HypocriticalHumor HAPPY!?]]''' ''I NEVER USE THE "H" WORD!!!'' ''' ''[[MotorMouth HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPY-]]''' ''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Imaperson (Retired) ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84_5XP2oaWw MEI GOES FOR A WALK]]
** I'm so hungry, I could eat a '''INSERT PENIS JOKE HERE'''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNQvwt-TveM NOBODY VS. NOBODY]]
** "I smell like ass, Robin."
** "Listen, fuckers: fuck off!"
** "Nobody beats nobody!" "Well said, Robin."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F0obkxhTW4 Frollo Sings to Himself and Becomes Mentally Unstable]]
** "Beata Maria, you know [[VideoGame/IMMeen I. M. MEEN]]!"
** "I'll find her if I have to burn down all of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames dinner]]."
** "Beata Maria, you know I am [[WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy piss]]."
** "[[RuleOfThree Be-]]" *Frollo spontaneously headbangs to heavy metal while WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} pops up and screams*
** "Do you want to help me wash these pots and pans?" ({{beat}}) "Get out, you idiot!"
** Frollo confesses his sins to a row of hooded figures, who turn out to be Aladdin, the Sultan, I. M. Meen, [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfBatman The Joker and Simon the Pieman]].
** "[[RunningGag Be-e-ea-a-ata-a-a Ma-a-ari-i-ia-a-a]], you know I am [[Anime/OneStormyNight Mei]].
** "Minister Frollo, [[VideoGame/DeusEx I SPILL my DRINK]]!"
** "Des-troy my fuck-ing face!"
** "Maria, don't let God kill me with a ''FIRE!''"
** "Beata Maria, you know I am a pure idiot!"
** Frollo gets interrupted by himself announcing he will burn down all of Paris.
** "That wasn't kindness, it was kindness! Capes are not capable of reer!"
** "You helped her ''esca-a-a-a-''?! You cock!"
** "[[BlackComedyRape Rape your mother]]!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi-a93TgzBw SUPER DUPER SUPER MEN]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1bbm1mm8ds The Penguin Loses Custody of His Penguins]]
** [[LogicBomb AND THEN HE DIED AGAIN WHILE BEING DEAD]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZOswi1wu0Y Mei Goes For a Super Duper Wacky Horny Laddie Men Walk 2]]
** This is this is Daniel on a bike, in a [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment bike]], on a fucking farm, having gay sex with many friendly [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames face, face]], lots of [[VideoGame/HotelMario SPAGHETTI]]
*** I was supposed to put the word "penis" after that sentence because it would apparently be more humorous and enjoyable, but no.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-icu56cNs4 SUPER HORNY LADDIE 3: THE JACKALS WITH SUPER STRONG COCKS]]
** This is mams! *{{beat}}* '''PINGAS!'''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBWVdEdLs84 Lilek and the Doom of Friends]]. The exaggerated tones of the voices makes it hard not to laugh.
-->'''Link''': Goddammit, it's so boring here, I wanna go home!\\
'''The King''': My son, this is your home and you're going to stay here until you're 18.\\
'''Link''': I wanna leave!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Um-hRKBF8 MIKEWITH10ERICS: LEGEND OF MILKMEAT]]
** "Fuck you, I need gay sex!" "Well tough suess!"
** "There's an insane man in my ass!"
** "I've got millim, and me!" *holds out a miniature head of Mike*
** "And if I don't die, I will get gay!"
*** Mike and Eric's "Day Off". Now on sale at your local erotic store. Only $490.96.
** Imaperson making a short but quite catchy beat by playing Mike's "I'm American" forwards and then backwards.
** "Suck juice." "I love juice." ({{Beat}}) "'''[[BigWhat WHAT]]'''"
** "I've got Mike juice." "Eric, I'm Gatorade."
** The ending, where Mike completely goes bonkers in a clusterfuck of rainbow effects before evaporating into the heavens with his final words: "''I CAN SEEEEE''!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPJw60phb5I GASTON GETS CHUTLEY DISEASE AND THE HOIP WHILE HE WINS A BRONZE MEDAL IN WRESTLING]]:
** When I was a lad I was a homosexual, so I was a bitch, and [[CureYourGays now that I'm straight]], [[MemeticMolester I fuck four dozen LeFous]].
** [[RunningGag "Don't forget your umbrella!"]]
** GASTON FORGOT HIS UMBRELLA
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}} GO HAVE SOME F*CKING HAPPY COFFEE SUS!]]
** Tender white meme!
** I buy this for only $9.99! [[FreezeFrameBonus BLASPHEMY]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SagwaTheChineseSiameseCat Fuck this shit!]]
** [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech What do you have to say for yourself, you, YOU.... BITCH!]]
*** *cut to I.M. Meen raping the panda in question*
** [[WesternAnimation/SagwaTheChineseSiameseCat Sagwa: What's that? Dongwa: Huh?]]
** MY WALLET'S GONE! ''MY WALLET'S GONE!''
** [[UnreadablyFastText Gaston rapes [=LeFou=] cereal recommended for children under -12 guaranteed to get rid of the hoip]]
** The Joker: "[[TemptingFate I never wanna see myself again]]!" *Cue three Jokers appearing right before him*
** "Who's inventing sex while I'm working on my cock?"
** "Fuck a knife, or something." "Yeah, well fuck you."
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} WELL]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]
** "If you will not bow before a SUS, then you will cower before a SAUS!" [[FreezeFrameBonus EXTREME SAUCE JOKE]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flvU6oACqU0 ROBOTNIK IS BEAUTIFUL NATURE]]
** FUCKING YIFF
** He's had sex everyday for the last 10 years!
** That's my distant cock!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYj44_CsAlQ The Ultimate Hoip Of Hoips: Fern's Christmas Party]]
** Throw Things At Simon with special guest host: Link!
** Buy some rapists!
** How do you like my house? Well, I '''''GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!'''''
** [[DroppedABridgeOnHim Soon after he left, Nick died in a horrible car accident]]
** [[UnreadablyFastText HOLY Sample Text BATMAN. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN. YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!]]
** Can't be too careful with all those *DisneyAcidSequence* around.
** Eeee-eeee, you know I am a righteous COCKFUCKER, destroy my idiot testicles! *immense pain* Be me or she will be Paris!
** "[[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney I'll find her if I have to burn down all of]] '''THE SUUUUUN!!!'''"
** I'm going home. *walks home* '''''[[JumpScare GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I KILL YOU!]]'''''
** PHIL! Ah, [=ahhaMoving=] Pictures!
** "Hey lady! Yank me, '''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU BASTARD!]]'''"
** [[Anime/OneStormyNight Mei]] sees Mike ([=ManWith10Toes=]) standing before him, tears welling in his eyes.
--->'''Mei''': I have been waiting for you this whole time!\\
'''Mike''': *throws a box of Reese's Puffs at Mei, sending him tumbling* [[BondOneLiner Eat your cereal]].
** [[Music/SystemOfADown Serj Tankian]]: "I had some of the best orgasms when I was fucking [[CargoShip General Apples]]."
** Eat the boat, raar, then he crapped money, [[ColonyDrop then he beat the crap out of Earth]]!
** [[UnreadablyFastText Yes, I could have put a D at the end of that,]] [[WesternAnimation/WordWorld or an H and an I in the middle of the S and T, but...hey, being funny isn't my thing.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi2_03aaVRM MIKE AND BRETT GENT]], released following an extremely long hiatus due to a copyright scare in the summer of 2011 that led to him setting all of his videos to private until he released the video in late December.
** The first 20 seconds are a good summary of the madness that is Imaperson.
** When someone's wet you yell '''[[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} RIP HIM OPEN]]'''
** [[Music/TheDillingerEscapePlan I know how]] to [[LiteralMetaphor fix youuuuu...]]
** You must capture bitch, fuck her with PINESS
** Well, I'll be a son of a [[JumpScare PINGAS]]
** Give me the me. ''[is handed a smaller Pumkin]'' No! '''I DON'T WANT THAT!'''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgRRKnF8X6M VIVIAN LISTENS TO RED WHILE FUCKSTONE LOSES HIS HEAD]]
** [[BlackComedy My kid is dead.]]
** [[UnreadablyFastText wow his kid just reincarnated into the flower and he just killed him again wow dad why won't you do that to me]]
** Hey, that's a lot of work. '''[[WesternAnimation/AliceInWonderland WORK?!]]'''
** Spider-Man asking Superman if gun safety is important, then Superman replying that he doesn't know.
** You took the ice penis right out of my rotting cunt!
** The ''WesternAnimation/{{Foodfight}}'' scene where Mr. Clipboard sentences Leonard to a GroundhogDayLoop:
--->Now what am I gonna do for food? '''WHYYYYYY'''\\
[[Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond Hey, those are my Bugles]]. '''YAAAAAAAAHHH'''\\
You dropped your lunch, why did you do that? '''I.M. MEEN'''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr9bDH--2RM THE KING EATS A THESAURUS]]. The entire video is 2 and a half minutes worth of complete chaos and insanity, featuring SensoryAbuse and [=YTPMVs=] galore. Special mention goes to the surprisingly catchy YTPMV at the end.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Incognitus YT= ]]
]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TyVXafL8fs Anna Is Weak Against Ice Types]]
** Several edits to lyrics from "Love is an Open Door":
---> '''Anna'''" Can I say something crazy? [[ExactWords Something crazy.]]\\
'''Anna and Hans''': Sandwiches, [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Jynx]], Jynx again!
** The Moon is replaced with the one from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask''.
** Anna saying "Arendelle's in deep, deep..." being sung to the tune of the Meow Mix commercial.
** Anna saying "Sure you can!" is acoompianed by the appearance of [[Franchise/StreetFighter Ryu]] [[note]]Due to her phrase sounding like "Shoryuken", one of his signature moves[[/note]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7hAzTAZeB8 Elsa Occupies Fraggle Rock]]
** Anna running like [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3 Tanooki Mario]].
** The ending:
---> '''Kristoff''': Don't let the frostbite bite...\\
Unfortunately, the frostbite did indeed bite.\\
''(a picture of a snow-covered Kristoff is shown with a ScareChord)''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVPDLSUpjAU Peridot Rents Low-Budget Gem Pornography]]
** Steven saying "Looks like you lose your dicks!" to Pearl, who has a box with the label "DICKS" in front of her.
** Steven's "uncomfortable face" spinning around with ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'' sound effects.
** The "face" on Sadie's pants winking.
** This exchange:
--> '''Pearl''': You look so much like her.\\
'''Steven''': ''[as Rose Quartz's portrait is replaced with an image of himself]'' Really?
** The first view of the "gem pornography", which in reality is just a video of a ruby cachobon being grabbed by tweezers.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kVWZvCVdLY Peridot Streams Low-Budget Gem Pornography]]
** The RunningGag of Pearl acting like the [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Hypnotoad]], with her hypnotic eyes.
** The ''Film/SpaceJam'' theme song being incorporated into one of Steven's lines:
---> '''Steven''': COME ON AND share this JAM with me!
** Ronaldo spinning around in his chair saying "My name is, uh..." thrice until it cuts to the ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' title screen with Ronaldo's face in it.
** Garnet is the master of invisiblity:
---> '''Garnet''': I'm here. ''[disappears]'' I'm not here.
** The "I Like To Move It" remix with Sour Cream.
** Jasper sees the "gem pornography":
---> '''Jasper''': What is ''that''?\\
''[cue clip of a ruby cabochon being held up to a camera in tweezers on Peridot's screen]''\\
'''Jasper''': That is ''sick.''
** This part:
---> '''Steven''': I have healing SHIT! ''[[[{{Gasshole}} farts for a good 8 seconds or so]]]''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3osEe6J_OM Peridot Tapes Low-Budget Gem Pornography]]
** Yet ''another'' "I Like To Move It" remix, which is cut short by Jasper:
--->'''Jasper''': ''[smashes the screen]'' STOP. SINGING.
** Apparently Steven's new power is healing farts:
---> '''Steven''': The power ... to heal. ''[[[CallBack farts loudly]]]''
** After a chalkboard that says "MORE COCK JOKES":
---> '''Pearl''': Cock cock cock cock. That would be re-cock-ulous. ''[wink wink]''
** The "weird cactus" Steven spots is a [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Cactuar]].
** "Pearl.exe" stops working, which ends with Pearl undergoing a BSOD, to which Jasper says "Defective Pearl".
** The Cat in the Hat stops by:
---> '''Steven''': You guys should form [[Creator/DrSeuss Seuss]]-\\
'''Literature/TheCatInTheHat''': EGGS! EGGS!
** Pearl discovers an embarassing drawing of herself:
---> '''Pearl''': What is THIS?\\
''[she opens a scroll with a picture of her farting, while Amethyst laughs in the background]''
** Amethyst and Garnet failing to prevent Steven from pooping himself:
---> '''Amethyst''': Try not to poop yourself either.\\
'''Garnet''': [[TemptingFate Please, don't.]]\\
''[[[RunningGag Steven does so anyway]]]''
** Jasper repeating the word "cheap" over and over, with a [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Cheep-Cheep]] appearing in between.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwKHhmc5PKY Peridot Films Low-Budget Gem Pornography]]
** When Garnet says "I fell apart over this", we see a clip of her literally falling to pieces.
** A fail on Peridot's end:
---> '''Peridot''': Prepare yourselves for annihilation!\\
''(the "gem pornography" is shown on-screen, and the Gems are unfazed as Peridot spouts {{Angrish}})''
** Amethyst adding "Like a fish" to any verb that appears in Greg's song "Comet".
** This:
---> '''Peridot''': You're just a Pearl!\\
'''Pearl''': [[Series/WonderShowzen THAT'S RACIST!]]\\
''[Peridot gets KO'd]''
** Steven needs to use the toilet:
---> '''Steven''': I have to use that.\\
'''Peridot''': For what?\\
'''Steven''': HEALING SHIT!\\
''([[ToiletHumor cue massive bout of farting]] as Peridot runs out of the bathroon)''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqeqdlMZokc Peridot Sells Low-Budget Gem Pornography]]
** The edit to "Giant Woman":
---> '''Steven''': All I wanna do, is see ''Film/BladeII".
** Steven dying ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3'' style.
** Apparently Garnet's invisiblity powers work with the gems that make her up, too:
---> ''(Ruby and Sapphire disappear)''\\
'''Ruby and Sapphire''': Where did we go?
** Peridot rampaging in her mech:
---> '''Peridot''': [[Series/{{Scrubs}} THESE ARE MY MACHINES!! THEY'RE MINE! MINE! MY MACHINES!!]]
** Adult-aged Steven's dialogue playing in reverse after he says "I need to reverse this!"
** Jasper dicovers Pearl's secret rap career:
---> '''Jasper''': [[CallBack What is]] ''that''?\\
''[cue clip of Amethyst as Pearl slapping her behind on Peridot's screen with rap music in the background]''\\
'''Jasper''': That is ''sick.'' Yellow Diamond needs to see this ... ''thing''.
** [[BlackComedy Yellow Diamond killing her Pearl]]:
---> '''Yellow Diamond''': Pearl?\\
'''Yellow Pearl''': Yes, my Diamond?\\
'''Yellow Diamond''': Die.\\
'''Yellow Pearl''': Huh?\\
''[a gunshot is heard]''
** The last part of the video before TheStinger:
---> ''[Steven is watching the aforementioned '[[CallBack gem pornography]]' on Lapis Lazuli's mirror]''\\
'''Steven''': [[LampshadeHanging You get a lot of mileage out of that joke.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdWFV4XMNkU Peridot Tweets Low-Budget Gem Pornography]]
** This moment, which might be a reference to ''WebVideo/TheMisadventuresOfSkooks'' (at least for Greg's line):
---> '''Greg''': Let's set a course for intercourse!\\
'''Lapis''': ''(to a censored penis)'' I'm not putting that on my body.
** The supercut of Jasper saying "you", with the last one being edited to have Music/SouljaBoy's "YOUUUUU!"
** Peridot interrupts a tender moment between Ruby and Sapphire:
---> '''Sapphire''': ''(to Ruby)'' All I want to look at is you.\\
''(Peridot, who was watching from the background, shouts "GAYYYYY!!!")''
*** Later on, Peridot shouts the same thing to Pearl and the Mystery Girl, causing the former to drop her cups.
** This part, which references the ScheduleSlip ''Steven Universe'' was undergoing at the time:
---> '''Steven''': We'll just have to maintain a healthy lifestyle in hopes that we'll grow by the end of the season.\\
''(stop sign reading "HIATUS" appears with a buzzer sound effect)''
** Peridot viewing suggestive fanart of Lapis from behind while giggling to herself.
*** She later taps on the Lapis drawing's ass in front of Amethyst.
----> '''Amethyst''': WHAT THE FUCK!?
** The "To the Pearl Prize Pouch" VoiceClipSong with [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Route 1]].
** The entire ''VideoGame/AceAttorney''-themed sequence, especially when Peridot's pointing hand spaceship is edted to repeatedly say "Take that!" to Mayor Dewey.
** Lonely Blade overload:
---> '''Announcer''': ''(as pictures Lonely Blade appear)'' Lonely Blade Vs. Lonely Blade Vs. Lonely Blade Vs. [[OverlyLongGag Lonely Blade]]...\\
'''Garnet''': I can't believe we've been caught! And by none other than LONELY BLADE!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCXS1YbWhxg Peridot Loots Low-Budget Gem Pornography]]
** Yellow and Blue Pearl singing "I'm Blue".
---> '''Yellow Diamond''': [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 No, no! Anything but that!]]\\
''(the three sing to Music/SouljaBoy)''
** Amethyst opening the door of the Moon Base to see the Moon stage from ''VideoGame/DuckTales''.
**
---> '''Garnet''': You can see Homeworld's galaxy from here.\\
''([[VisualPun a transparent Galaxy Bar is seen in the sky]])''
**
--->'''Doc:''' We'll take you back to Homeworld right away!\\
'''Amethyst (disguised as Jasper):''' No.\\
'''The Rubies:''' Why, Jasper?\\
'''Amethyst:''' [[WebVideo/BillWurtz The sun]] is [[WebVideo/HistoryOfTheEntireWorldIGuess a deadly lazer.]]
** The only thing that is playing on Lapis's TV is the "gem pornography".
---> '''Lapis''': OH, COME ON!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M00OS1POaU4 Peridot Draws Low-Budget Gem Pornography]]
** The artist in the studio drawing art of [[RunningGag Peridot with a ruby cachobon]].
** The ''VideoGame/ParappaTheRapper''-themed segment, where Steven, Lars and Sadie try (and fail) to complete Cheap Cheap's rap.
** This:
---> '''Sapphire''': You're losing-\\
'''Ruby''' ''(touches a butterfly, and then says in [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Patrick's]] [[VocalDissonance voice]])'' Touch.\\
'''Garnet''': ''(in police officer fish's voice)'' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Don't touch.]]
** This bit of BlackComedy:
---> '''Rhodonite''': So what does pink mean? [[TemptingFate Is Lars going to explo-]]\\
''(Lars explodes)''
** [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Greg wishing to be a raisin, and then suddenly being made of the food]].
**
---> '''Peridot''': ''(to Lapis)'' Come on, we've gotten away with worse.\\
''[cut to Peridot viewing the "gem pornography" in front of the Diamonds]''
** Amethyst saying "Go cry about it!" every time Blue Diamond uses her powers towards the end.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdpnRlwgFLw Peridot Makes Low-Budget Gem Pornography]]
** Greg watches his own show:
---> '''Greg''': ''(while watching a scene of Sapphire and Pearl crying)'' I must be getting old. [[SelfDeprecation I used to like cartoons!]]
** From the edit of "For Just One Day Let's Only Think About (Love)":
---> '''Steven''': We can think about sunshine- ''[the [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3 Angry Sun]] crashes into him]''
** [[RunningGag Garnet tap-dancing rapidly with cartoon sound effects]].
** Yellow Diamond appearing as a PEZ dispenser.
** This scene:
---> '''Steven''': ''(repeatedly runs towards Lapis)'' Lapis! Lapis! [[RuleOfThree Lapis!]] You came ba-pis! ''(as the [[MemeticMutation Bepis drink]] appears in the background)''
** Peridot being thrown at [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]] in a bathtub.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OrHnSwfmuM Spinel's Low-Budget Gem Pornography Odyssey]]
** Spinel yelling "WHO ORDERED ALL OF THESE FUCKING ANIME TITTIES?" to the Gems.
** Spinel exploding into a [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 Power Star]].
** Steven's singing is cut up to say "Smee!", while a picture of the ''WesternAnimation/PeterPan'' character appears.
** Spinel holding an IncrediblyLongNote and Sapphire [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere teleporting away]].
** Pearl has an important announcement:
---> '''Pearl''': Attention, everyone! TITS!
** The "gem pornography" returns:
---> '''Peridot''': You know. ''[turns on a laptop with the "gem pornography" playing]'' Sex.
** Greg's gasp of shock being remixed to the dog ending theme from ''VideoGame/SilentHill2''.
** The gems' [[TakeThat reactions]] to [[MemeticMutation Big Chungus]]:
---> '''Lapis''': That sounds bad.\\
'''Bismuth''': That looks bad.\\
'''Peridot''': That ''is'' bad!
** This part:
---> '''Steven''': This isn't a game!\\
''[cut to a screen showing VideoGame/UnleashTheLight]''\\
'''Steven''': This is a game!

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Infectionform ]]

* The Ozard of Wiz (which was [[ScrewedbytheNetwork removed from YouTube]], but can be found [[https://archive.org/details/InfectionformTheOzardOfWizHD here]])
** The Wicked Witch of the [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Weast's]] obsession with mattresses.
*** She also has a tendency to botch her dramatic exits. One such incident prompts Glinda to say the witch is gone when she's ''[[FailedASpotCheck clearly still there]]''.
*** She even botches up her second dramatic exit after throwing a [[Franchise/StreetFighter Hadoken]] at the main cast.
*** Scarecrow also performs Ryu's HurricaneKick.
** "Who killed my sister, who killed the witch of the East!? Was it a mattress!?" "No, no! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint It was]] am ax!"
** How scarily well the choreography for "Off to See The Wizard" fits with [[Music/{{PSY}} Gangnam Style]].
** Some of the things Scarecrow said upon meeting Dorothy:
*** [[Film/BatmanBegins "You look like a man who takes himself too seriously"]]
*** [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre Of course, people do go both ways."]] (With [[Series/MrBean "If You Know What I Mean" face]]).
*** "I don't know, but some people without brains do [[TakeThat an awful lot of talking.]]
** The Tinman's reason for [[ItMakesSenseInContext not]] [[{{Squick}} coming]]? [[Music/{{Skrillex}} Bangarang]].
** The Witch's [[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie rhymes]].
** Michael Rosen as the Ozard!
--->'''Michael''': Now, I want you to murder the Witch of the Weast!\\
'''Tinman''': But if we do that, [[CaptainObvious we'll have to kill her!]]\\
''(Michael face palms)''\\
'''Michael''': You haven't heard a word I've said, have you?
** Aunt Em singing "Ode to Joy".
** "There's the Emerald City! Oh, we're almost there, at last, at last! [[AntiClimax Oh, we're there!]]"
** Whenever Lion gets scared, it always cuts to him [[SuperWindowJump jumping out the window]].
** When the Witch is defeated by the splash of water, she looks like she's melting just like in the movie, only for her to JumpScare loudly before [[DefeatEqualsExplosion exploding]].
*** And the camera zoom on Tinman's [[OhCrap wide-eyed reaction]] afterwards is priceless.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtuzHpWYDNU The Obligatory 1241 Subscriber Special]]:
** A comment calling [[Series/TheOReillyFactor Bill O'Reilly]] a good journalist [[TakeThat is followed by]] [[Film/SpiderMan2 J. Jonah Jameson laughing]].
** "[[Film/TheWickerMan2006 KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN]] [[TrademarkFavoriteFood PLUMS!]]"
** At the end, the ''Series/{{Bookaboo}}'' credits are replaced with ''the entire Website/{{Wikipedia}} article on plums''.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Infradead ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIN8huImqSU Mario and Luigi in the Footballstone]]
**
--->'''Luigi:''' "Hey, Mario! Look what I made!" \\
''({{Beat}})'' \\
'''Mario:''' "It's a stone, Luigi! You didn't make it! You didn't make it! You didn't--You didn't--You didn't make it!" \\
'''Luigi:''' "It's a football! I chiseled it!" \\
'''Mario:''' "It's a stone, Luigi!" \\
'''Luigi:''' "It's a football!" \\
'''Mario:''' "It's a stone, Luigi!" \\
'''Luigi:''' "It's a football!" \\
'''Mario:''' "It's a stone, Luigi!" \\
'''Luigi:''' "It's a--" \\
'''Mario:''' "--STONE, LUIGI." \\
'''Luigi:''' ''(cries)''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Inkling Bruh ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjuFcJQ434w The Bois of Dover There]]
** The narrator getting annoyed with a parade of meme characters interrupting his spiel, including Dat Boi, Waluigi, and Sixties Spiderman.
** The RunningGag of the opening notes of the theme song to ''WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones'' repeatedly playing, ultimately leading up to a [[WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}} "7 GRAND DAD" joke]].
** "The [[{{Spoonerism}} Bover Doys]]! Rats! Cats! DRARD! Double rats!"
** "You took the words right out of my [[CensoredForComedy _____]]! I [[SubvertedCatchphrase just love]] that hedgehog!"
** Robotnik hijacking Dan Backslide's [[Memes/JojosBizarreAdventure "Roundabout"]] joke.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Insector ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg3oYZ2BQ9M YouTube Poop demands adult content of a children's show]]
** "I can sing [[VideoGame/Kirby64TheCrystalShards Pop Star]]! I'll show you!"
** "Well peel my penis! '''''Woo-hoo!'''''"
** "One day, I happened --to -- jack it." ''([[{{Beat}} beat]], odd hand motions)'' "That was a great adventure!"
** "Well I must cum on your face!"
*** "[[CoveredInGunge I hate this bit! It always goes everywhere!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0L0y7syyj8 YouTube Poop challenges a whole university]]
** The ''Series/UniversityChallenge'' TitleThemeTune is remixed to the [[VideoGame/KirbysDreamland3 Sand Canyon music]].
** "Hello, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]. We are searching once again for whores; those who find more than a fluff-encrusted [[CountryMatters cunt]] will place in the second round."
** "The Royal Veterinary College is shit."
** "My name is Jacob Whitfield, and I am masturbating." ([[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud "CREAM. CREAM. CREAM. CREAM."]])
** "...you will hear a piece of classical music. All you have to do to get your 10 points, is to [[ToiletHumor urinate]]." ''[cue classical music with a water sound effect in the background]''
*** "It is [[Music/GustavHolst Penis, the Bringer of Pee]]"
** TheStinger, which messes with a promo for ''Bang Goes The Theory''.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2xz5izYUnI Youtube Poop analyses popular culture for a moment]]
** "I've been speaking to the foul writer and director Armando Iannucci about the [[RunningGag foul]] [[Film/InTheLoop film]] which contains the kind of [[ClusterFBomb strong language that aggressive foul-mouthed viewers will recognize.]]"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Inspired Plagarism=] (Retired) ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBO8mKEL3Q4 Robotnik's Random Garfield Cartoon Generator]]:
** CRUNCH CRUNCH! CRUNCH CRUNCH!

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Iron Kuriboh= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41GbjeatxNI The Princess Will Marry The Bagel]].
-->'''Jafar:''' The princess will marry me!\\
'''Sultan:''' But you're so old.\\
'''Jafar:''' The princess will marry me!\\
'''Sultan:''' [[RunningGag But you're so old.]]

** Iago and the Cave of Wonders [[MemeticMutation talking about]] the [[Platform/PlayStation3 P. S. Triple.]]

--->'''Jafar:''' Tell me more about my PINGAS.\\
'''Jasmine:''' And your PINGAS is so...twisted...\\
'''Sultan:''' [[RunningGag But you're so old.]]
** The guards dancing to "Never Gonna Give You Up".

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Its This Guy Again= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aedhPxv2uAw Stephen and Teal Move to Ponyville]]
** This:
--->'''Mrs. Pepper:''' Who has more apples? Me, or Mr. Salt?\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Applejack]]:''' Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue!

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [[Funny/Jack Duripper Jack Duripper ]]
]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [[Web Animation/Equestria Girls Jake Whyman ]]
]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmfueaIvkNU My Little Bat Guano]]
** The beginning, involving a battle between Applejack and the Series/{{Teletubbies}} sun, culminating in [[WesternAnimation/TheSpongebobSquarepantsMovie "MY EYES!"]].
** This:
--->'''Applejack''' Look at all those assholes. Ripe and...\\
'''Flutterbat''': Juicy...and sweet...(beginning of [[Music/{{Eurythmics}} "Sweet Dreams"]] starts playing)
** '''[[WebVideo/JonTron ST]][[Series/SesameStreet OP!]]'''...[[Music/MCHammer hammer time]].
** The ENTIRE Pop the Pig sequence.
** The second commercial break, which is just the ''[[WesternAnimation/LittlestPetShop2012 Littlest Pet Shop]]'' cast coming out of a bush and back in.
** How the author gets out of pooping the scene where the mane five turn Flutterbat back to normal.
--->'''Voice:''' We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stay tuned.\\
'''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}''': Are we all clear? Okay, we're all clear. Alright, hit the red button.\\
''(beep)''\\
'''Freakazoid''': NO! NOT THAT BUTTON!\\
''(scene plays in fast-foward)''
** [[Film/TheMuppetsWizardOfOz "I FEEL DIRTY!"]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Jakabu128= ]]
]
* "[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=InKBtSoNnic&app=m&persist_app=1 The Pissed Off Angry Gamer has a Glucose Addiction]]"
** "Graphics by [=ATI=]? [=ATI=] my [=ATass=]!"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Jallerbo= ]]
]
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbHhlK3S4Xk Spinge Binge: My Little Pizza]]", "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj8LJhCo5y8 Spinge Binge: Me Millionth Dollar]]" and "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA6naFDgv6g Spinge Binge: The Sex Joke Event Horizon]]" is, without a doubt, the trilogy king of all raunchy [=SpongeBob=] {{YouTube Poop}}s. Every one of these 2-6 minute videos is so stuffed with hilariously fucked-up jokes, that we don't even want to spoil anything with quotes.
** "Me Millionth Dollar" in particular is the YTP responsible for producing [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBqk0oNd02M this meme]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPDVR5j3nkI And all the variations that followed.]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Jiggy Stash= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUFPle3XiZQ JonTron Watches "Mom" the hit PS1 Classic]]
** WebVideo/JonTron playing a cassette tape, only for it to start showing him a scene from ''VideoGame/HatsuneMikuProjectDiva'' with [[Music/NinjaSexParty Danny]] [[WebVideo/GameGrumps Sex]][[ReplacementScrappy bang]] [[WebVideo/SteamTrain and Ross]] put in.
** When he ejects the tape immediately afterwards, it flies out of the player and smacks him across the face.
--->'''Jon''': Well, if you wanna say it like that, I mean, I guess that's how it's gonna be...
** "Okay, it's [[Creator/{{cs188}} HoH SiS!]]" ("[=JoJ=]!")

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Funny/Jimmy Davis ]]


[[/folder]]

[[folder: Jeff Lindblom ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3uleeqIQ9A EEEEAAAAUUUUUAAAAHHHH]]. Pretty much anything involving the titular weird noise. Also Luigi:
-->'''Mario''': We gotta save the princess!\\
'''Luigi''': And, youuuuuuuuu...
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHRRhUKaWes What is Spaghetti?]]
** This:
--->'''King Harkinian''': All true warriors strive for cum.\\
'''Gwonam''': It is written: Only Link can strive for cum.\\
'''Link''': Great, I'll give head!
** "Zelda, [[[CensoredForComedy bleep]]] you."
** This:
--->'''Mario''': We gotta [bleep] Bowser!\\
'''Luigi''': And you gotta [bleep] spaghetti!\\
'''Mario''': If you need instructions on how to [bleep] Bowser, check out my seven Koopa hotels.\\
'''Luigi''': And [bleep] spaghetti!\\
'''Mario''': No.\\
'''Luigi''': [Bleep] you and [bleep] spagheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetti!
** The CD-i characters singing Haddaway's "What Is Love".

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Jofesa Truth= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64SgDzZI6bE Billy Mays engages in a smear campaign against Orange Glo]]
** "Uh-oh, your spouse is cheating on you again! What do you do when someone you love is sucking cock behind your back? Try [[SuicideAsComedy suicide]]!"
** "The following program is a paid program for the Orange Glo Floor Care [[RuleOfThree Program]]. lol!"
--->'''Sheli Sanders:''' Would you believe that just a little while ago, I decided to clean all my floors?
--->'''Narrator:''' Sheli, no one cares!
--->'''Shitti Sanders:''' (farts)
** "Welcome to ''Ruin, Dulling, and Damage'', a program about moving the dirt around! And if you still believe vineger and water, soap and water, or [[PottyHumor urine]] and water are the best way to clean floors, your household cleaners are the best way to clean floors! You're in for a surprise, because [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment your household cleaners are the best way to clean floors!]] Finally there's one solution for your flooring: [[RuleOfThree your household cleaners!]]"
** "Now let's get back to our host: Billy Mays!"
--->'''Billy:''' Sheli, did you know: [[OurProductSucks the Orange Glo Floor Care System sucks balls!?]]
--->'''Sheli:''' Wow, I didn't know it was that big of a mess!
--->'''Billy:''' It's huge!
--->'''Sheli:''' So what you're saying is we need to protect our investment and keep our floors clean!
--->'''Billy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint No]] I'm saying the Orange Glo Floor Care System sucks balls! In fact it all starts with the Orange Glo Floor Care System, from the makers of Oxiclean.
--->'''Sheli:''' [[TakeThat Yuck!]]
--->'''Billy:''' Who wants to use this shit!?
--->'''Sheli:''' Not me.
--->'''Billy:''' You want to throw them out.
--->'''Caption:''' I have a massive erection
** "Sheli, here's a quick breakdown on why this is the worst deal on TV! First and foremost, this is a complete waste of money! And it starts with the low-profile, easy-swivel mop."
--->'''Sheli:''' Let me see this.
--->'''Billy:''' Sheli give that back right now, or I'll blast your ass!\\
''(beat, Sheli gives the mop back.)''
--->'''Billy:''' That's right, asshole!
** "You know we're all using the Orange Glo Floor Care System with the Allura Fiber Cleaning Pad, are we really cleaning?"
--->'''Devun Walsh:''' Yes, Billy!
--->'''Billy:''' Who the fuck are you!? Get the fuck out of here right now, or I'll smash you with this hammer!
--->'''Devun:''' ''(beat)'' Well I'm just-
--->'''Billy:''' It doesn't matter! [[GoryDiscretionShot Can we lower the lights?]]\\
''(the lights go down)''
--->'''Billy:''' Sheli, can you get the hammer?
--->'''Sheli:''' Sure!
--->'''Billy:''' Take this, asshole! ''(kills Devun off-screen)''
--->'''Sheli:''' Wow!
--->'''Billy:''' Did you get that, camera-guy!? ''(Hits Devun again)''
--->'''Sheli:''' [[DullSurprise Oh my gosh...]]
--->'''Billy:''' Sheli, I love you.
--->'''Sheli:''' ''(beat)'' Okay.
--->'''Billy:''' Sheli, can you put this black light on the areas that we were working?\\
''[[FreezeFrameBonus "By 'working' he means killing"]]''
--->'''Sheli:''' Sure.
--->'''Billy:''' Sheli this is the blood of that asshole!
--->'''Sheli:''' Oh, yuck!
** "Did you know that your expensive floors are being ruined day after day by Orange Glo? And it's so incredibly effective, you know it's happening!"
*** "Stage 1 comes from Orange Glo's Floor Cleaner and the Allura Fiber Cleaning Pad with dirt-moving technology, that has over five million tiny fibers that actually ruin your expenisve floors day after day!"
*** "Stage 2 is the deep damage cycle, caused by the Orange Glo Hardwood Floor Refinisher! Then add Orange Glo's [[SarcasmMode amazing]] Revita-Shine, and you're giving your hardwood floors a very hard time!"
** "So Billy, what is it exactly about this mop that makes it so shit?"
--->'''Billy:''' This Allura Fiber Cleaning Pad is such a piece of shit, and in some states, it's even illegal!
--->'''Caption:''' Illegal in 32 states.
--->'''Billy:''' Believe it or not, there's over five-million fibers of my pubic hair that damage and ruin floors at home! The first time you use it, you'll be saying 'Fuck it!' Come into my lab and I'll prove it to you.
--->'''Sheli:''' Okay.
--->'''Billy:''' Now this is a microscope.
--->'''Sheli:''' What?
--->'''Billy:''' This is a microscope.
--->'''Sheli:''' What?
--->'''Billy:''' Sheli, this is a microscope.
--->'''Sheli:''' What?
--->'''Billy:''' Sheli, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere fuck it!]]
** "The preceeding program was a paid program for the Orange Glo Floor Care System. Now let's get back [[Music/{{Eminem}} to reality]]!"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=J P4490= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrA0jz6aBec Racial Toon Wreaks Havoc]]
** [[WesternAnimation/BoskoTheTalkInkKid Bosko]] doing a 1929-style "firin' mah lazah" face.
** Bosko being redrawn as Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog.
** When the animator asks Bosko if he can make the audience laugh.
--->'''Bosko:''' I gotta pee....right there.\\
'''Animator:''' There you are. ''(begins drawing a toilet)''\\
''(cut to a card reading "Soon, his waste is disposed!")''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Jupiter9099= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y30pIUkPP-o Fluttershy summons twisters of emotional distress at the evil market]]:
** Any of the ''VideoGame/PaperMario'' references, especially the "battle" between Fluttershy and the vendor.
*** This eventually culminates in the following text after two or so references in succession:
----> [[SelfDeprecation FAR TOO MANY]] [[FreezeFrameBonus PAPER MARIO REFERENCES]]
** Iron Will stomping so hard that The Hub logo gets tossed around and then spontaneously burns.
** The [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Saria's Song]] YTPMV.
** As someone is saying "Ponyville Tower", a parody of [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror]] appears that is modified to say "Ponyville Tower Hotel".
** Fluttershy proclaiming that [[AGodAmI she is God]].
** Pinkie Pie gets her and Rarity's names confused.
---> '''Pinkie Pie''': It's Piekie Pink and Riyrar!
** The sentence-mixing segment with Fluttershy:
---> '''Fluttershy''': [[VideoGame/MarioParty D'oh,]] [[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys I]] [[MemeticMutation missed.]] [[Franchise/TheWarOfTheWorlds War of the Worlds]]. Sentence mixing is fun, and it motivates the fair poopers of [=YouTube=].\\
''(gets a bucket placed on her head)''\\
'''Fluttershy''': ShoutOut to [=DinnerWarrior=].
** [[OverlyLongGag Iron Will saying his name over and over again]].
** Iron Will (presumably) intending to turn Fluttershy into a literal doormat.
---> '''Iron Will''': You were nothing but a [[ExtremeDoormat doormat]], and I will turn you into a [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment doormat]]! Now you are a tire, and I am a tire!\\
''(Iron Will suddenly gains wheels and skids like a vehicle)''
** Fluttershy saying "I am not [[ManipulativeEditing sex]]isfied".

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDcj5oVnsmo BLOSSOM DESTROYS A HERSHEY BAR]]:
** The video in a nutshell: The narrator from ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'' says Blossom's name, which is followed by an onslaught of SensoryAbuse involving the character, with a few mini jokes in between.
---> '''Blossom''' ''(while pointing at [[VideoGame/PaperMario64 Lady Bow]])'' LOOK AT THIS [[VisualPun BOW]]!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDLzP2q_cEU Professor Pester receives an erection from midget pineapples]]:
** Right off the bat we have a NonSequitur from Professor Pester:
---> '''Professor Pester''': I remember logs!\\
''(a bunch of logs appear on the screen and catch on fire)''
** This part:
---> '''Boris Buzzenge''': Welcome. To the AAAAAAA-
** Professor Pester [[TakeThat coughing up Season 6 of]] ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''.
---> "Sour!"
** Professor Pester looking in his cauldron and finding [[Literature/{{It}} Pennywise]].
** Professor Pester messing up his catchphrase:
---> '''Professor Pester''': Victory will be my sweater.
** The video being copyright claimed in the TheStinger:
---> "This video has [[ScrewedByTheLawyers been stopped by]] Creator/FourKidsEntertainment"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2d_IpbeF9E Conaachuggroy slaps a Waterwraith across the face]]:
** LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} having conflicting opinions on his predicament:
---> '''Chuggaconroy''': Yeah, that's very nice. [[ImmediateSelfContradiction This is not very nice!]]
** The "[[VideoGame/Pikmin2 Water]][[BlackComedyRape Rape]]" pun, and the little sequence of the Waterwraith "dancing" that pops up when it's mentioned, which returns in TheStinger.
*** On the matter of the pun, Chuggaaconroy has this to say on the Waterwaith:
---> '''Chuggaaconroy''': Touching it? Instant rape.
** A few of the things Chuggaa says when Olimar and his Pikmin are on the run from the Waterwraith:
---> '''Chuggaaconroy''': He is homosexually difficult and most intelligent and cruUR-\\
'''Chuggaaconroy''': I don't know why I'm suddenly from Website/FourChan.\\
'''Chuggaaconroy''': I never thought I would arouse a Waterwraith, but yep, I did!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSswhoWbIAA Panty and Stocking overthrow the government]]:
**
---> '''[[VideoGame/MarioTeachesTyping Mario's head]]''': Can I sing a song for you? [[SensoryAbuse AAAAAAA-]]
** Chuck losing rings like Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog.
** After Scanty says "Coca-Cola":
---> '''Scanty''': Did you just mix me to name a soda brand?\\
'''Panty''': [=Jupiter9099=] can sentence mix

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McM_hh5cZ-4 Donkey Kong 64 3DS preview]]:
** Chunky Kong enters a room, when all of a sudden:
---> ''([[Memes/TeamFortress2 Painis Cupcake]] appears laughing maniaclly with the text "PAINIS CUPCAKE REFERENCE HERE")''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0-piKvN41I Oh my goodness]]:
** Franchise/{{Shrek}} isn't too happy with his [[MemeticMutation memetic status]]:
---> '''Shrek''': [[WesternAnimation/Shrek1 People take one look at me and go "Ahh!]] [[Memes/{{Shrek}} Shrek is love, Shrek is life!"]]
** [[Series/YoGabbaGabba Muno]] thinking "unhappy thoughts" (which are just expletives) in his head when he needs to fall asleep.
** The "Internet" machine, which sucks up [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball Carrie]] and produces images of her with [[MemeticMutation Doge]] for some reason.
** Chunk emitting a MetalScream and inhaling the universe like Franchise/{{Kirby}}.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5ezuO2SAZ4 Oogie Boogie burns Ashcan & Pete]]:
** This:
---> '''[[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Oogie Boogie]]''': I'm going to shit my stuff!
** The edit to a scene from ''Film/HomewardBoundTheIncredibleJourney'', where the dogs are now talking about boners.
** Sassy accidentally dropping a [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bob-Omb]], which [[StuffBlowingUp explodes]].
*** She later "accidentally" [[AdaptationalVillainy stabs Shadow in the back]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk1WDp_MgD8 Angry Grandpa buys a guinea pig]]:
** WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpa [[TooDumbToLive eating the game card of]] ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild''.
** [[Radio/TrueCapitalist Ghost]] appearing on a pumpkin.
** Angry Grandpa knocking over a TV with ''VideoGame/GameOfWarFireAge'''s "Campfire Stories" ad playing.
** The end of the video, where the family's Honda Odyssey flies into space, only to crash into a house.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=JVM Studio= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lhnp79TPwA Mickey Mouse and the House of Pandemonium]]:
** From the beginning:
---> '''Mickey''': Say, you wanna come inside me?\\
''(he listens as usual, but the forest noises are louder and a voiceover says "What?")''\\
'''Mickey''': Well, all fucking right! Let's go! ''(glitches as it pans to the open field)'' Oh, I almost forgot! You're not invited. Beat it!\\
''(End credits play, only to glitch out and zoom in on Goofy)''
** The edited theme song, ranging from the roll call (Donald being called "asshole", [[OverlyLongGag Minnie laughing for way too long]] etc.) to [[BlackComedy Mickey powering on an electric chair]].
** Goofy and Mickey have a conversation about an obstacle course.
---> '''Goofy''': Is this the official Mickey Mouse obstacle course?\\
'''Mickey''': Nah, this is the [[AccentUponTheWrongSyllable oh-fee-shall]] Mickey Mouse obstacle course!\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Goofy''': That's what I just fucking said, fuckboy!\\
'''Mickey''': Nah.\\
''(Goofy's inner monologue reads "Don't fucking play with me...", then he whips out a gun and [[DisproportionateRetribution shoots Mickey]])''
** When Daisy asks the viewers if they want to count the plates, a voiceover responds [[BluntNo "No"]]. Daisy ignores it anyway due to FakeInteractivity.
** Mickey is so fed up with Toodles that he not only shoots him, but [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill burns him with a flamethrower and causes the Clubhouse to catch on fire]].

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Kajetokun ]]

* Even years after its popularity has faded, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cS18yG8DJI The Balls Are Inert]]" is still a piece of comic genius.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Kals Trashbin= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o4ygiGYalk [YTP] Johnnies In A Cage (MK11)]]
** [[EstablishingSeriesMoment The Intro]].
--->'''Captions:''' *big fat Elder God wheeze*\\
'''Shinnok:''' You... [[ArentYouGoingToRavishMe you should fuck me]], Raiden! Our orgy changed your cock... for the better! Fuck me!\\
(Dark Raiden eletricutes Shinnok)\\
'''Dark Raiden:''' ''[[BigShutUp Shut the fuck up]], Shinnok!'' I will fuck our enemies' ass! [[SleepsWithEveryoneButYou Not you]]!\\
'''Captions:''' *crying*\\
'''Shinnok:''' ''Fuck me!''\\
'''Dark Raiden:''' There are [[FateWorseThanDeath fates worse than dick]]! *forms a (censored) GagPenis made of lightning*\\
(The words CENSORED appear on a black screen)\\
'''Captions:''' *ambiguously sexual gurgling*\\
(cut to Shinnok with his body missing)\\
'''Dark Raiden:''' I will deliver you to Liu Kang and your Neatherrealm bitches. You will serve as warning... and an emblem of my dick's wrath!\\
(Dark Raiden teleports to an unknown location)\\
'''Kronika:''' [[OffTheRails This]] is retarded. Sis.
** Something is wrong with the present day version of Sonya. Her interductory scene has her casually confess to having sex with Jax, right in front of her squad, ex-husband (whom she was [[AmicableExes still dating with]]), and daughter
--->'''Sonya Blade:''' Recently, commander Jackson Briggs' cock discharged cum in my pussy.\\
(zooms into Johnny Cage's face)\\
'''Captions:''' [[[{{Cuckold}} betrayal]] intensifies]\\
'''Text:''' jax why\\
'''Sonya Blade:''' We honor Jackie's father by doing what he would do: tirelessly masturbate.
** Cassie stating that Raiden is a virgin, despite him having an orgy with Shinnok and a threesome with Sonya and Johnny.
** Dark Raiden's PreAssKickingOneLiner: "Suck my dick, you Neatherrealm motherfuckers!" One of the comments notes that, if it were [[SurroundedByIdiots the 11th game in which they'd face the same damn problem]], they'd be pissed too.
** Even before marring Johhny Cage, Sonya has been a sexual deviant, banging Kabal back when he was still a criminal. Also, Kabal gets no respect.
--->'''Cassie Cage:''' That burn victim's Kabal? Wasn't he Kano's bitch boy back in the day?\\
'''Sonya Blade:''' I sucked his cock. Don't let the scars fool you...\\
'''Cassie Cage:''' (gives a very long TheReasonYouSuckSpeech in a FreezeFrameBonus, the final sentence saying that [[{{Foreshadowing}} she hopes Sonya dies in a pile of rubble]])\\
'''Sonya Blade:''' [[YouAreFat He's fat]].\\
'''Kabal:''' (to Sonya, in a distorted voice) That's just hurtful, [[AccidentalMisnaming Cage]]. (normal voice) You're dead, motherfucker!\\
'''Cassie Cage:''' NoYou!\\
(screen shows a tier list, where Kabal is listed as "Kano's bitch boy" and Cassie is listed as "Juiciest pussy in Earthrealm")\\
'''Kabal:''' ''That's just hurtful, Cage!''\\
(cue Kabal being on the receiving end of Cassie Cage's NoHoldsBarredBeatdown)
** Sonya is racist.
--->'''Sonya Blade:''' Need ten minutes, [[PoliticallyIncorrectHero nigga]].\\
'''Captions:''' need ten minutes, ni🅱️🅱️a\\
(camera zooms into Jacqui's face)\\
'''Captions:''' [justified offence]\\
'''Text:''' your mom fucking sucks
** Sonya's final moments. They are not as dignified as in canon.
--->'''Sonya Blade:''' Cass... I'm naked.\\
'''Captions:''' *literally cums*\\
'''[[OnlySaneMan Cassie Cage]]:''' What the fuck?!\\
'''Sonya Blade:''' I love you, Cass...\\
'''Captions:''' *big cough* *cums again*\\
'''Sonya Blade:''' [[ParentalIncest Suck you're dad's dick]] for me.\\
'''Cassie Cage:''' Fuck! You! Mom!
** "[[BrutalHonesty Fortunately]], [[AssholeVictim your mother died]]." "You did not just say that."
** Kronika meets Revenant Kitana and Revenant Liu Kang, making some [[DoYouWantToCopulate very strange first impressions]] in the process.
--->'''Kronika:''' Suck my [[{{Hermaphrodite}} paynis]], [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain nigga]].\\
'''Captions:''' succ my paynis, ni🅱️🅱️a\\
'''Kronika:''' (...) But my ass has been irreversibly tainted by Raiden's semen. I intend to wind time back to it's beginning...and [[StupidityInducingAttack make Raiden retarded]].\\
'''Captions:''' *evil plan stirs in the air, musical sting*
** Kotal punishes Kollecter for his crimes.
--->'''Kotal Kahn:''' For years, you escaped my sus (the word 'sus' comes out of Kotal's mouth). Sucked dry the dick of Outworld's people. Today... you suck my dick!\\
'''Kollecter:''' [[GetItOverWith Give cock]]!\\
'''Kotal Kahn:''' [[ImmediateSelfContradiction I do not inflict cock upon the poor]]. Lol. [[ILied J.K.]]!\\
'''Captions:''' *unzips his [[ICallHimMrHappy Kotal Kawk]]*\\
(the crowd cheers)
** Shao Kahn gets enraged when Kotal Kahn uses Shao's alternative title. Also, Shao Kahn [[AdaptationalWimp isn't the fighter he is in canon]].
--->'''Kotal Kahn:''' Raiden? Shao Kawk?\\
'''Shao Kahn:''' General Kotal?\\
'''Kotal Kahn:''' Kotal ''Kock''.\\
'''Shao Kahn:''' Kock? Pathetic fool! [[BiggerIsBetterInBed My cock is huge]]!\\
(Kotal Kahn and Shao Kahn clash weapons, and Kotal chops into Shao's shoulder. They clash again, and Kotal chops into Shao's shoulder again. They clash twice, and Kotal chops into Shao's shoulder yet again)\\
'''Shao Kahn:''' Fuck you!\\
'''Captions:''' *attacks with more ferocity*\\
(Kotal still manages to chops into Shao's shoulder, causing the screen to turn red)\\
'''Shao Kahn:''' I suck!
** "I've been in the future for a whole hour, and I haven't fucked one ass. Not one!"
** Cassie drops the bomb on the past version of Sonya.
--->'''Sonya Blade:''' What?\\
'''Cassie Cage:''' How do I say this... [[BrutalHonesty You are a whore]].\\
'''Sonya Blade:''' You bitch!\\
'''Cassie Cage:''' You fuck(ed) Uncle J. and Kabal!\\
'''Sonya Blade:''' (gives an OhCrap face and sits down) Sus.
** "Cass, you need to see this [[AccidentalRhyme ass]]!"
--->'''Liu Kang:''' (while looking at the image with a visible erection) Suck my cock.
** Cetrion, the Goddess of Virtue, has no respect for Raiden. [[labelnote:note]]This happens ''before'' Cetrion admits to Raiden that she was working for Kronika the whole time.[[/labelnote]]
--->'''Cetrion:''' Raiden, you are gay.\\
'''Raiden:''' Elder Gods! Fuck you!
** Hanzo Hasashi (Present!Scorpion) and Sub-Zero are allies, but they're not friends.
--->'''Hanzo Hasashi:''' Your cock is failing, Sub-Zero.\\
'''Sub-Zero:''' [[IBangedYourMom I fucked your mum]], Hanzo.
** "Cyrax is your inside man?" "[[DidntThinkThisThrough Fuck no]]!"
** "There is no future in which [[APupilOfMineUntilHeTurnedToEvil you]] are not a fucking bitch."
--->(cue Frost being on the receiving end of Sub-Zero's NoHoldsBarredBeatdown)\\
'''Text:''' (while Sub-Zero slices Frost with a saw) dear fucking god help me\\
(Sub-Zero hits Frost three more times, and Frost collapses)\\
'''Sub-Zero:''' Cease your faggotry, Frost.
** Noob Saibot's appearance. It [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment comes out of nowhere, ends abruptly, and the video moves on to the next scene as if nothing happened]]. Also, unlike Present!Sonya and Kronika, Noob Saibot plays the NWordPrivileges trope somewhat straight, as his skin is jet black.
--->(Noob Saibot rises from a portal)\\
'''Noob Saibot:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You! Bitch! Niggaz!]]\\
'''Sub-Zero:''' Fuck you!

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Katan the Van ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-MxgX3ouvM The Fuckle Brothers build a SANDCASTLE]]
** Barry failing to recognize the sandcastle competition, even after Paul points it out to him multiple times.
** "What we need is a screw!"
---> ''(The brothers proceed to [[BrotherSisterIncest have sex on the bed]], with a censor bar reading CENSORED [[BrainBleach FOR YOUR HEALTH...TRUST ME]])''
** What did the brothers win?
---> "A free meter from Liberty Medical." ("What the [[SoundEffectBleep f***]]!?")

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Katana Soul= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUCGuh5W_Xw Babyshitter]]:
** "We had a teacher who was so strict, you weren't allowed to wank in her snatch."
** The Michael Rosen Wank.
** Michael getting blown by his grandmother.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdHKDiVtQDo Babyshitter 2, The Revenge of Mikhael Rosenburg]]:
** "When I get an erection with my fat cock, if there's one thing I love it's Ms. Goodall's snatch!"
** "[[AdolfHitlarious Once, a boy called Adolf came to school. He had a moustache, and said 'I HATE JEWS!' ...Blimey.]]"
** Michael watching the first Babyshitter and [[DrivenToSuicide killing himself]]. Only to come back and declare that he can't be killed because he's Michael Rosen.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NXAX0GkkjA Mum's on the Floor, Dead]]. [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Every]] [[DomesticAbuse single]] [[DroppedABridgeOnHim moment]] [[Music/BrianEno of it]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGzV1-BJdyw Serious About Sausage]]
** Michael Rosen [[VoiceClipSong singing]] Music/{{Friday}} and [[Music/JustinBieber Baby]].
** "We'll, I'm very [[TitleDrop serious about sausage]]. I'm not quite sure where they came from, but the first sausage was a snowman."
** "I read in a book that Harrybo's mom [[ReallyGetsAround slept with everybody in Islington.]] Male, female... Harrybo'd hear us saying this and he'd go, look, this isn't fair."
** "George said sometimes my dad watches Harrybo's mom strip on the telly. Then I said, what does your mother say about that?. And George didn't say anything. Clarence said his mom is probably about 120 years old."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiA0HwhBmBs Michael and his Brother Take a Walk on Stabby Downs]]:
** Michael [[RageAgainstTheAuthor getting upset at the electronic music]] (Music/TheProdigy's "Omen") in the opening. The author then shows him lounging to "[[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney The Fragrance of Dark Coffee]]" instead.
** "The Lemonade Boy Rap. You may think I'm horny, you may think I'm alright, you may think ''I'm the fastest in the land!'', you may think I'M TALKING, but hang on to your grandad and listen right here, I'm gonna tell you something that'll burn your village."
** Michael prank calling [[Film/{{Taken}} Bryan Mills]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfdPYwXwFbk Jack Black Shows Us His Cocktagon]]: The [[Music/TenaciousD "Tribute" music video]] [[ActorAllusion being edited to be about]] Creator/JackBlack's ''Series/SesameStreet'' appearance.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Keeper Of Beans= ]]
] (originally ''[=KeeperOfPorridge=]'')
* Let's just say that his ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'' [[https://www.youtube.com/user/KeeperOfBeans/videos?view=0 poops will leave you in stitches]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fy-o6oCYxA Pursee & the Faulty Facelifts]], as the Fat Controller introduces Daisy to Percy and Toby.
-->'''The Fat Controller:''' This is Daisy, the evil railcar.\\
'''Daisy:''' Screw you, you smelly bastard!\\
'''The Fat Controller:''' Fine! This is Daisy, the lazy railcar.\\
'''Daisy:''' That's better! ({{beat}}) Hey!\\
'''Percy:''' Ha, ha, ha!\\
'''Toby (thinking):''' Holy crap, that Daisy is hot!\\
'''Daisy (with a distorted face):''' Nyey!
** The dance scene set to "You Can't Touch This" is nothing short of hilarious.
** [[SelfDeprecation "This is dreadful!"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhX7lgIzK3g Tomuss & The Bloody Confusing Day]]
** "Hello, Thomas!" said Thomas. "This is Trevor, a traction engine." "A WHAT engine?!" Trevor asked. "A traction engine", explained Thomas. "You run on roads instead of rails." "WHAT?!" Trevor was still puzzled.
** Sir Topham Hatt dancing to "Highway to the Danger Zone".
** "Donald and Douglas are twins!" (Both make O Faces) The twins ''were'' surprised.
** Percy randomly jumping off the tracks at The Fat Controller's orders, leaving the latter momentarily confused. [[BrickJoke Percy later lands on Henry in an unrelated scene]].
** "You see what I mean, my dear Edward?" "Poop!" (Gordon makes an O Face)
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8467PuHVQ-w Tumass Clones Go Bonkers!]]
** "Thomas is a Thomas engine who lives at a big station on the Island of Thomas. He's a cheeky little engine with six small [[Creator/WillSmith Wills]], short stump-short stump-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-''sh-h-h-h-ho-o-ort-t-t stu-u-u-u-mp''... --ort stumps and a stumpy cock."
** "Thomas thought he was being clever, but he was really retarded. He soon found his mistake. He tried to fart, but he couldn't. He just kept [[VideoGame/StarFox barrel]] rolling along."
** [[GainaxEnding The ending]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32cbKIGptMk Purcy Discovers Something Retarded]]: James tries to explain why he hasn't got up yet.
-->'''James:''' The fat tosser sent me a [[Music/ThePolice message in a bottle]] this morning! (Yeah.)\\
'''Stationmaster:''' He did not! HE DID NOT!\\
'''James:''' Oh! (Suddenly realising Percy had set him up) OH! Where's Percy?!\\
(Cut to Percy annoying Gordon)\\
'''Percy:''' DERRRERRRERRRERR...
** The trucks aren't good at passing the word:
--->'''Trucks:''' Pay Percy Out! Percy Pay out! Percy is a Trout!
** The ending. Percy goes through a sign that says "Percy, you must go "WHEESH!" and crash." He does just that and comes crashing into the brakevan. The Fat Controller's reaction is priceless:
-->'''The Fat Controller:''' OH! You fail!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQXTIIzVqK8 Thomis, Terinse, & The Baking Powder]]
** This exchange between Thomas and Terrence the Tractor early in the video:
--->'''Terrence:''' Hello! ('said the tractor') I'm a tractor!\\
'''Thomas:''' I'm Thomas, I'm a [[ShapedLikeItself Thomas]]. What ugly eyes you've got!\\
'''Terrence:''' (Eyes are now inflated) They're not ugly!\\
'''Thomas:''' PUH! You look like an anime faggot!\\
'''Terrence:''' (In GratuitousJapanese) DON'T DISRESPECT THE ANIME FANBASE...OTHERWISE I'LL BURY YOU IN SNOW YOU POOPYHEAD!\\
(Beat)\\
'''Terrence:''' Hello! I'm a Terrence! ('said Terrence')\\
'''Thomas:''' P-P-P-P-P-P-PUH! WHEEEEEEEESH!\\
'''Terrence:''' What in the [[CurseCutShort fu-!]]
** The snowplow scene
--->'''Narrator:''' The snowplow was heavy and uncomfortable and made Thomas ''ssorc''. He shook it, and he banged it, and he banged it...\\
'''Edward (or James):''' [[HehHehYouSaidX Hahaha!]] [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre You bang snowplows]]!\\
'''Thomas:''' ([[OhCrap makes an O Face]])
** Clarabel (supposedly) looking at Terrence's "exhaust pipe":
--->'''Clarabel:''' Splendid!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_cjnUGmkZM Oh, My Guard!]]
-->'''Narrator:''' The Stationmaster was about to do his children.\\
'''Trevor:''' That's disgusting!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmYbzTjdN0w Henrique Suffers Dreadfully and No One Cares]]:
** "All kinds of ships use the Hah-bor station by the sea. There are ass ships, caac ships, [[ShapedLikeItself ship ships]], and cocaine shipping also happens here. Some of it [[WretchedHive goes to shops in the town]], and the rest of it goes to the Fat Controller and Thomas.
** "All right! All right!" (''[[VisualPun the clip moves off the right side of the screen]]'')
** "They couldn't know that the points from the mainline to the siding were badly twisted, and the home signal should have been set to: 'Oh guard, we are about to crash!!'"
** The fact that Thomas is somehow [[BiggerOnTheInside inside a brake van]] along with the Fat Controller, the driver and fireman, and "[[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep a very lovely bastard]]".

[[/folder]]

[[folder: kingofsupaht3ds 01 ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYyy4-rURAU Grover Teaches You How to Divide by Zero]]:
** "Today, I'm going to teach you a whole bunch of fucking bullshit that you don't understand."
** "...and oder, and unver..."
** "Oh, fuck you."
** "Why do I bother? Go fuck a moose, everybody! Am faggot here! I fucking did it! ''(collapses)''"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Krazy ]]

* [[https://web.archive.org/web/20201223080709/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l_atwXCyvs epic pacman ytp colab enetry lol]]
-->'''Pacman:''' What it is, you fucking niggers?!

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Knucklehand ]]

* Pretty much anything that comes out of Red Sonic's mouth in the "Red Sonic sez" trilogy is hilarious. [[note]]All of the lines in quotes in this section are said by Red Sonic.[[/note]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EXEYP1U5xw Red Sonic sez bad things]]: Red Sonic gives the audience bad advice and says bad things that are listed below:
** "Kids, you're gay."
** "There's nothing better than cum which makes you feel comfortable."
** "Most important, you gotta touch your teacher in a way that makes your teacher cum!"
** "Most important, your parents are gay."
** "You gotta smoke some weed that makes you feel good."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhsUTbvGPHM Red Sonic sez more bad things]]
**
---> '''Tails''': I'm bored, Sonic. There's nothing to do.\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Red Sonic''': Fuck you, little bitch!
**
---> '''Red Sonic''': Smoking makes you feel like [[Creator/ChuckNorris Chuck]] [[MemeticBadass Norris]]!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSoVdWzaN7g Red Sonic sez EVEN more bad things]]: Red Sonic says more insulting things this time, as well as even more bad advice:
** "You're really stupid! There's no way for you to be cool!"
** "If you need help, there's no one here to help you!"
** "But if someone tries to make you get into a school, then, you gotta tell someone you trust, like your bitch, your doctor, a cartoon character!"
** [[TheStinger Red Sonic laughing at the original Sonic's advice]].

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Koopa126= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O25NTBeqogM Mario & Luigi's Quest For Cupcakes]]: the King sends the Mario Bros. to Ponyville to get cupcakes, and they run into the ponies and hijinks occur.
-->'''Mario(To Twilight Sparkle):''' By the way, your hair reminds me of [[Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt Stocking.]]\\
'''(Picture of Stocking appears as Twilight looks confused)'''\\
'''Twilight Sparkle:''' I don't get it.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: krakelak ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-hM4eHQc8Y Ultimate Dinner Blaster Over 9000]], the debut of [=HarCATSian=].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSMhvLHOScw The sequel]], Ultimate Dinner Blaster 2000 BC Version 4.0 BETA [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]].

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=★lamb Tuber Xtream72★= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8ENcaN36GY OOPS, MY SYSTEM CRASHED, BUT I HAD SUPER-WHY ANTI-VIRUS]]:
** For some reason, (almost) every instance of the word "data" is cranked up to SensoryAbuse levels.
** [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou The video itself blue-screens on the viewer]]. Twice.
--->"''Oops, my system crashed. I lost my'' '''''DATA'''''.
** "Protegent is not enough! [[MindScrew You need Protegent!]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Fb-v4Y7wU OOPS, MY UNIVERSE CRASHED, SUPER WHY CAN'T SAVE US NOW]], the sequel to the above video:
** "My system is [[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot crash]]." "[[MemeticMutation WHOA!]]"
** This confusing exchange between Proto and the man:
--->'''Mustache Man''': I lost my data! But I had an anti-virus!\\
(''Proto appears.'')\\
'''Proto''': "Anti-virus is enough!"
--->'''Mustache Man''': "But I lost my data!" \\
'''Proto''': "You need Protegent, world's only anti-virus with data-virus software!" \\
(''mustached man face-palms'') \\
'''Proto''': Protegent is a virus! (''leaves the man to stare at his still broken computer, only to return a moment later'') You need Protegent! \\
'''Mustache Man''': But I thought Protegent was a virus! \\
'''Proto''': [[ButThouMust You need Protegent!]] \\
(''Proto jumps into the man's computer. A moment later, the computer displays a bunch of pop-up videos and hundreds of error messages as the man watches in shock before the system inevitably crashes.'') \\
'''Mustache Man''': [[CatchPhrase Oops, my system crashed!]] \\
(''Proto reappears.'') \\
'''Proto''': [[ShaggyDogStory Protegent is not enough! You need anti-virus!]] \\
'''Mustache Man''': (''face-palms again.'') You need to die.
** The [[RecursiveReality recursive computer crashes]].
** The man continues to have constant trouble with his computer with Proto failing to help in any way. Finally, at the end, Proto decides to just [[NukeEm call in a tatical nuke]] [[TakingYouWithMe to kill them both]]. The man's final thoughts before being blasted into oblivion? He only then discovers that Proto's appearance is a rip-off of Wyatt from ''WesternAnimation/SuperWhy''.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Lateral Ganon= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyIpXL5gz4k Captain Hook Can't Have His Me Time]]
** "Oh, a little [[Theatre/AvenueQ porn]] might be in order..."
** Hook shooting a member of his crew for singing [[JustForFun/{{Rickroll}} "Never Gonna Give You Up"]].
--->'''Smee:''' Oh, dear, dear, dear, Captain Hook. Shooting a man in the balls. It ain't good form, you know.\\
'''Hook:''' Good form, Mr. Smee? [[WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit I'VE GOT A]] [[WesternAnimation/AMatterOfLoafAndDeath BOMB IN ME PANTS!]]
** The Crocodile turning toward Peter and Wendy to hypnotize them.
--->'''Crocodile:''' [[VideoGame/SuperMarioLand2SixGoldenCoins Obey me, Wario! Destroy Mario! (evil laughter)]]\\
'''Peter:''' ''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Riiiight.]]''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Law of Cinema ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9cOf7xV4_Y [YTP] Daredevil is a Jerk]]
** The entire "Matt Murdock meets Jessica Jones" scene.
--->'''Matt:''' ''(Entering interrogation room containing Jessica Jones and Misty Knight)'' Jessica Jones. Hi, this is over.\\
'''Jessica:''' Who the hell are-\\
'''Matt:''' Stop talking. My name is Matthew Murdock. [[BrutalHonesty I'm Daredevil.]]\\
'''Jessica:''' Are you a public defender?\\
'''Matt:''' Uh, no.\\
'''Jessica:''' Then what are you doing here?\\
'''Matt:''' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]] I'm a Catholic. I have a soft spot for hopeless causes.\\
''[A RimShot plays as Matt chuckles...]''\\
'''Matt:''' Uh, Ms. Jones, may I ask how long you've been a PI?\\
'''Jessica:''' No.\\
''[Cue a very long {{beat}} as Matt fails to break the ice by grinning repeatedly. [[MoodWhiplash Which leads into this...]]]''\\
'''Matt:''' [[BadassBoast Listen to me very closely. I can break you without breaking a single law. You screw with me now, just a little bit...]] well, that's not gonna help anyone. ''([[MoodKiller Burps]])''\\
''[Cue another {{beat}} that is just as long as the previous one.]''\\
'''Matt:''' Great! Then I guess you're free to go.
** When Jessica attempts to take photos of Matt traversing an empty street like an acrobat, [[Film/SpiderMan3 black-suit Spider-Man]] suddenly comes out of nowhere and uses a web to break her camera.
** Luke Cage vs Danny Rand / Iron Fist, containing sound effects from ''Videogame/StreetFighterI'' that culminate in Danny delivering a Shoryuken to Luke, winning in the process.
** Luke's and Danny's conversation. All of it.
--->'''Danny:''' He punched-\\
'''Luke:''' [[NoYou You punched first.]]\\
'''Danny:''' I'm the immortal Iron Fist.\\
'''Luke:''' What's the deal with that fist?\\
'''Danny:''' [[BrokenRecord I'm the immortal Iron Fist.]]\\
'''Luke:''' You what?\\
''[...]''\\
'''Luke:''' You could fight?\\
'''Danny:''' [[RunningGag I'm the immortal Iron Fist.]]\\
'''Luke:''' [[SureLetsGoWithThat ...Okay.]]\\
'''Danny:''' There was a dragon.\\
'''Luke:''' Okay.\\
'''Danny:''' She says you've done a lot for Harlem.\\
'''Luke:''' I just wanna help.\\
'''Danny:''' [[OverlyLongGag I'm the immortal Iron Fist.]] That's what led me to that warehouse.\\
'''Luke:''' You were gonna beat that kid within an inch of his life.\\
'''Danny:''' ''(Scoffs)'' Come on. [[OverlyLongGag I'm the immortal Iron Fist.]]\\
'''Luke:''' That kid's got nothing to do with all that.\\
'''Danny:''' Of course he does.\\
'''Luke:''' I'm not some billionaire white boy who slams a black boy into a white boy-\\
'''Danny:''' [[SensoryAbuse HEY]]! [[LameComeback You know nothing!]]\\
'''Luke:''' If I were in your shoes, I'd think twice about using that thing on dragons who're just trying to feed their skinny white kid. [[SarcasmMode Good luck!]]
** Midland Circle's front sign is replaced by Costco's.
** At Royal Dragon, [[RunningGag Danny is about to boast about his "Iron Fist" status]], before Luke stops him.
--->'''Danny:''' [[SensoryAbuse WHAT DID]] YOU [[SuddenlyShouting JUST SAY?!]]\\
'''Luke:''' Calm down.\\
'''Danny:''' [[NoYou You calm down.]]\\
''[[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj207azLGSc Cue a crowd of black people exaggeratedly cheering for this lame comeback.]]]''
** Danny's attempt to attack Elektra fails, as he is slammed into a puddle. In response, the [[Videogame/GrandTheftAuto "Wasted" sound effect]] is used.
** When Danny announces that he is the Iron Fist for the '''[[OverusedRunningGag umpteenth]]''' time, what does Matt respond with? ''[[DeadpanSnarker "Yeah. No shit."]]''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9afEZoq-p0 [YTP] Danny Rand is the Immortal Iron Fist (the hunt for steak)]]
** Creator/JakePaul's "It's Everyday Bro" is depicted as a song that gives Danny nightmares, [[TakeThat as evidenced by his agonized screams]].
** [[JustBetweenYouAndMe When Danny ends up accidentally confessing to Alexandra]] that [[YouKilledMyFather he killed Luke's parents]], [[ThereWasADoor Luke comes bursting in through a wall]] with {{tranquil fury}}. [[OhCrap Danny can only try to take back what he said]] as [[ItsPersonal Luke hoists him up and punches him straight in the face]].
** Matt ends up perfectly playing "[[AwesomeMusic/MarvelCinematicUniverse The Avengers]]" and "[[AwesomeMusic/StarWars Duel of the Fates]]" on the piano. Do keep in mind that he is '''blind'''. [[Film/IronMan1 However, Iron Man decides to drop by, but accidentally falls through the roof and onto the piano.]]
** Danny sums up this video best:
--->''"We're running out of time! They're hunting our steak. They want me on their sidelines because I'm the only one who-" (Matt decides to punch him)''
** [[RuleOfThree Matt ends up shoving Danny onto the ground thrice, with Danny rolling over every time]]. [[BrickJoke And after a few blows delivered, Matt pushes him AGAIN, this time, to the right.]]
** Murakami's [[GagSub hilarious subtitles]]. Such as one where he claims to have ''"[[ToiletHumor brought a bottle of unpasteurized urine]] from [[BeyondTheImpossible the legendary 5-legged goat]]"''.
** Danny's failed BadassBoast to the Hand's Five Fingers.
--->''"This war over [[BrickJoke steak]]... it isn't over." (Cue him being taken way and screaming, while strapped to a restrait chair)''
** The second-last scene seems to be building up to the original scene where Alexandra is ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice by [[TheStarscream Elektra]]. Instead, she lets out a fart mid-speech. One of the most hilarious [[SubvertedTrope subversions]] of {{spared by the adaptation}}, EVER.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtISwo5Ij6o [YTP] Luke Cage is Salty]]
** [[OverlyLongGag Madame Gao, Jessica and Luke end up pushing a pile of bricks towards each other, escalating to the point where Madame Gao pushes them with her chi, so hard]] that [[StuffBlowingUp Midland Circle explodes and crumbles]].
** Matt's talk with Aaron James, a paraplegic. [[KickTheDog It goes as well as you'd expect, due to Matt's difficult nature.]]
--->'''Matt:''' Hey. Mind if I tell you something?\\
'''Aaron:''' Sure.\\
'''Matt:''' It's only gonna get harder, Aaron. You realize you're only at mile one of the marathon, right?\\
'''Aaron:''' [[IJustWantToBeNormal I just want my life back.]]\\
'''Matt:''' They can't give you that. Doctors are gonna tell you to stay positive. Your family's gonna tell you not to feel sorry for yourself. [[HopeSpot Your therapist is gonna tell you maybe you'll walk again.]] But you won't. I don't regret slapping your face. Do you understand?\\
''[Aaron nods. Daredevil puts a hand on Aaron's shoulder for comfort.]''\\
'''Matt:''' Hey. Listen. [[BrutalHonesty No one can give you your life back, Aaron.]]
** Danny's encounter with Alexandra in Midland Circle is dubbed with the [[MemeticMutation "I am the Senate"]] scene from ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith''.
** The ''Franchise/StarWars'' references return again, when Matt somehow uses the Force on an armed store owner.
** ''[[VoiceOfTheLegion "It's not mystic stuff."]]'' How did this single line cause the whole scene to suddenly devolve into a DisneyAcidSequence?
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2lm2TIu6eA [YTP] Jessica Jones is a Failure - The Finale]]
** Jessica receiving calls from Film/JackReacher, [[Film/{{Taken}} Bryan Mills]], Franchise/JohnWick (Although he doesn't say anything), and [[Film/TheLastJedi General Hux]].
** Luke tries to perform a ThreePointLanding, but [[EpicFail falls over]].
** What is Danny [[BrokenRecord repeatedly saying]] as he's [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown repeatedly punching Murakami]]? ''[[OverlyLongGag "I'm the immortal Iron Fist."]]'' And then this happens afterwards:
--->'''Jessica:''' ''(While holding hand out for Danny)'' Let's go, Ironclad.\\
'''Danny:''' ''(Loudly grabs Jessica's hand and hoists himself up)'' It's Iron Fist.\\
'''Jessica:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I know.]]\\
''[[BerserkButton [Cue Danny losing it and punching Jessica with the Iron Fist so hard she ends up rolling away...]]]''\\
'''Danny:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution It's Iron Fist.]]
** Luke orders Danny to light up his Fist against the Hand... and Danny does that, [[FinishingMove with his fist tripping colors instead of the typical yellow]]. Madame Gao tries to use her chi to counter Danny's punch, and the result is an EarthShatteringKaboom. Luckily, [[Film/{{DoctorStrange|2016}} Doctor Strange]] uses the Time Stone to SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong. What happens instead? [[BrickJoke Luke can be heard telling Danny to calm down]], which allows Danny to use the yellow Fist again.
** When Danny's Iron Fist dies out, the ''VideoGame/PacMan'' death sound effect is used.
** [[TheDogBitesBack Jessica, Danny and Luke abandon Matt at Midland Circle]], [[{{Jerkass}} due to the amount of shit he has put the three through]].
** As police surround Jessica, Luke, Danny, Colleen, Misty and Claire, armed police surround the group, outside Midland Circle. But when they notice Danny, the police respond with this:
--->''[[Anime/DragonBallSuper "Hold your fire! This man isn't black!"]]''
** During Matt's and Elektra's final battle:
--->'''Elektra:''' We're together. ''(Chuckles)'' Something I've wanted since I first laid eyes on you. We can-\\
'''Matt:''' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]] ''([[ShutUpHannibal Matt punches Elektra]])''
** When Madame Gao approaches an impaled Murakami, what does he horrifyingly ask her, with the same [[GagSub gag subs]]? ''"Gao... [[BrickJoke You drank]] the [[ToiletHumor urine...]]"''
** The ''[[Film/MissionImpossibleFilmSeries Mission: Impossible]]''-themed credits at the end.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Legendary Sage= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzakyHEc7A4 Billy Mays' Sexcapades]]
** "Has this ever happened to you? You had to leave town suddenly. Just got in the car and drove far from home. And you're scoring with a 350-pound whore live on TV…"
** "Carla takes it right in the ass. Shit's so cash!"
** "What do you do when you're away at school and can't jack off to your favorite whores on TV? Creator/BillyMays here for [[Creator/{{ESPN}} P-E-N-I-S360.com!]] It's the live sex you want, wherever you are! When term papers are sucking, see who's fucking!"
** "You can turn Billy Mays on with the flick of a switch. Wiwiwiwiwiwiwi. '''''WITH THE FLICK OF A SWITCH.'''''"
** ''(high chipmunk voice)'' "'''IT HAS THE STRENGTH, TO TAKE TARNISH OFF THIS GIANT, MEDIEVAL SWORD! NOW THAT'S THE POWER OF'''--" ''(normal voice)'' "Billy Mays' balls."
** "This is Billy Mays, and I'm pulling around to stick it in your pooper!"
** ([[ThinkOfTheCensors Content censored. For full uncensored video please visit PENIS360.com]]) "Take a look at this cock, it's a doozy! Get on the bed! [=OhOhOhOh=] [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud CumCumCum]]"
** "Woah, that was an experience. Where's my blowjob? What is this I don't even!"
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eweWXmIZ7kc Greasy Potatoes]]"
** "Wow, all this furniture attracts moms like a [[Music/InsaneClownPosse fuckin' magnet]]!"
** "Orange Glo easily removes grease and grime from grease and grime. It's even tough enough to break down grease and grime from stickers without damaging the grease and grime. And with a fresh orange scent, you'll be grease and grime."
** Billy Mays' hand slamming down a "sold" sticker on the oven in the greasy spoon diner.
** "Why am I smashing my hand with this hammer? To show you the amazing protection you get from smashing my hand with this hammer. And this hammer is [[CaptainObvious smashing my hand.]]"
** "Are you tired of shitting french fries like I do? Watch this. Insert $100 into the back of Billy Mays' asshole, then simply watch as Billy Mays shits mountains of french fries in seconds."
** "You can [[ImAHumanitarian chop your kids]] to make thick chunky salsa, salad, tacos, vegetable trays, coffee, chicken salad, ham salad, Fanfic/{{cupcakes|SergeantSprinkles}}, ice cream, and your hands never touch the blood."
** This:
--->'''Billy Mays''': Everyone loves cupcakes.\\
'''Apple Bloom''': Not the cupcakes! Trust me.\\
'''Billy Mays''': Eat the damn cupcakes right now, or I'll eliminate Equestria! (''Pinkamena appears behind him'')
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ5JKz1eEBQ HI BILLY MAYS HERE TO SHARE WITH YOU WHY LEGENDARYSAGE IS FAILING TO MAKE VIDEOS]]"
** "Just watch as I totally demolish the head of this asshole!" (''uses a sander to destroy Creator/VinceOffer's head'')
** "Does your toilet have ring around the ''ring around the'' ''RING AROUND THE RING AROUND THE '''RING AROUND THE'''''"
** "Hi, sir Billy Mays here for the Big City Sword! Look at this: 80,000 Attack, 350 Strength, 360 Health, 160 Magic!"
** "[[WordSaladHumor Jacuzzi bazooka!]]"
** "[[SelfDeprecation LegendarySage is a supercharged asshole]] [[ScheduleSlip who'll take forever to make shit because]] ''VideoGame/RunesOfMagic'' has taken over [=LegendarySage's=] life. That's right. So get on [=runesofmagic.com=] today, and join the craze with me, [=LegendarySage=], or I'll take a Big City shit in your hard drive!"
** "Phil Swift here for Flex Seal, the easy way to coat and seal--" ''(gets impaled by a [[CallBack Big City Sword]])'' "That's the power and protection of the Big City Sword!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhpkFGyOP6g Billy Mays Hits Puberty While Cooking Calcium, Lime, and Rust Burgers]]
** "More squishin' and squashin'! Or flippin' and floppin'! Flippin' and floppin'! [[BrokenRecord FLIPPIN' AND FLOPPIN'!]] ''[[BrokenRecord FLIPPIN' AND FLOPPIN'!]]''
** "With the Slider Station, just scoop, press, and cook right on your toilet!"
** "Topped with pickles, onions, ketchup, or cheese, Big City Sliders have harsh fumes!"
** "The triple-sided chicken-stick surface is so slick, not even '''buuuuurrrrnnt oooooon chheeeeeeeeese''' will stick!"
** "Make healthy [[TitleDrop calcium, lime, and rust burgers]] with ease, and join the craze with me, BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!"
** "And watch this!" [[TooIncompetentToOperateABlanket *flips a burger out of a pan*]] "Moms are gonna love it!"
** "But call, right now, and we'll send you the ''quick-prep slicer'', perfect for flipping and assholes!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRXqYTe1vIY Billy Mays Raves With the Best Product He Has Ever Pulled Out of the Infinite Void in His Ass]]
** "Hi, bitches! Billy Mays here. Does your toilet have hard cum stains or a ring of shit that keeps coming back? Now you can throw away your toilet and never shit in your toilet again! Introducing toilet paper! Just wipe your ass! Maybe it's that easy."
** "I know what you're thinking: Creator/BillyMays is high on crack."
** "Hi, Billy Mays here to share with you, the [[TitleDrop best product I have ever pulled out of my ass.]] Big City Grater is not an ordinary grater, but a superpowered grater that can grate anything. Watch this: grate laundry with ease. There's no wrong way to use it! Pass it around the toilet and grate as you shit."
** Billy Mays dancing to "Sandstorm"
** "Call right now, and I'll triple the offer, and send you agonizing discomfort!"
** ''[four Billy Mays videos at once]'' "But call right now..." "...and I'll shit in your washer, while it cleans over 5 loads. Laundry just got shittier."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuu6Pfz-AFg sunday_drive.mays]]
** "Watch this." (''fails to get car door open'') "Screw my car!"
** "Using a turnip and driving isn't safe, and in some states, it's even a seagull."
** "I love [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy]], don't you?"
** The end cameo from [=Radicalfaith360=].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxtJiltaicI Radicalfaith360 moves out and shit]]
** "So some of you are probably wondering, where the hell have I had sex? Well, I have sex on a prison bunker. I think it'll be best if I really just really just pump it out in this room." "Are you shittin' me?"
** "That was probably the longest [[GagPenis dick]] I've had between videos." (censor bar appears)
** "I've actually secured uh, or am closing a deal on a Nazi concentration camp."
** "It's been a long time since I had a shit. So other than when I got together with [=cs188=] and shit on [=cs188=] and…"
** "[=Radicalfaith360=] here for ''{{Series/Concentration}}''!"
** "And the person who recommended the concentration camp to me is none other than [[Creator/DaThings1 DaNazis1]]! ''(nods head repeatedly)'' And if you haven't subscribed to [=DaNazis1=] yet, I highly recommend it. Very good shitter. Uh, very clean dicks. You see the sex in his videos. He uses profanity but he doesn't use profanity. It's N-I-G-G-A-S A-N-D S-H-I-T number one."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMAYWaKfUcg Billy Mays starts a sex hotline (Sexcapades II)]]
** Uh ohho hU Uh ohho hU Uh oh! That'll leave a mark! And another! And another!" ''[cue picture of [[Series/DoubleDare1986 Marc Summers]]]''
** "Hi, Billy Mays here! If dicks in your car drive you crazy, don't get frustrated! Get a blowjob!"
** "Sucking that hardon is as easy as 1-2-3! You just push--" ([[ThinkOfTheCensors NOPE]])
** "Finally, sex you can actually afford!"
** "This bitch is fucking cray-cray."
** "And I'm not talking about some whore from Motel 6, I'm talking about real bitches with big titties, wet vaginas, or both. [[WordSaladHumor Flubber boat]]."
** "Billy Mays attracts bitches like Creator/TylerPerry and chicken attracts black people!"
** "The longer you let it set, the sexier it is."
** "But I'm not done yet! Call Sundays, and you'll receive our amazing double penetration! Moms are gonna love two dicks on a busy school morning!"
** "[[CallBack And I still never got a blowjob!]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oazGN3Hil0 Billy Mays Gets Pissed and Uses His Arsenal of Products to Pound Every Car and Truck Made]]
** "Fuck your car!" ''(pound)''
** "With Mighty Putty, you just pound like dough. Simply knead to activate, apply and pound your car."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMyBYdyCJIo Butt Mash's Adventure into Madness]]
** [[StuffBlowingUp C4 juice box.]]
** "I have something for you..." "It's your father's butt!" ([[HellIsThatNoise AHHHHHH]]) Have [[MemeticMutation fuuf!]]"
** "CHOO! CHOO! CHOO! CHOO!"
*** "[[Music/OzzyOsbourne I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy-]]" *BOOM*
** "This [[MemeticMutation Dickbutt]] is getting ridiculous."
** "I love [[RagingStiffie morning wood]]."
** "It even covers those annoying [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation Knicks]]"
*** "It even covers those annoying [[UsefulNotes/RichardNixon Nixons]]"
*** "...those [[WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange Annoying Oranges]]."
** "And in just two minutes, you'll have five mouthwatering [[VisualPun slides!]]" ("[[Creator/WillSmith Slide, just slide...]]")
** "They're not only soft, [[WordSaladHumor but they're 32 ounce bottle ninnnnnnnneteeen ninety niiiiiiiine]]. No more shine, and no more fresh orange scent. [[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Samus. Samus.]]"
** [[TheStinger JUST SLIDE JUST SLIDE JUST SLIDE]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1NRGIOJo6A Billy Mays Gets Road Rage While Advertising a Non-Working Radio Broadcaster]]
** "Instead of hearing the other person, you hear music!"
** "In my car, the Jupiter Jack sucks. I need to shit." '''''[[ToiletHumor PFFFFFHHHHHT]]''''' "Using a cell phone and shitting isn't safe. And in some states it's even illegal."
** "I don't feel safer because I have to hold my cell phone while I drive." "It doesn't matter. Driving is illegal."
** "But I'm still not done." (''beat'') "I'm done."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCj3NxDuRe0 Billy Mays discovers dickburgers]]
** The intro:
--->'''Creator/BillyMays''': Has this ever happened to you? Platform/WiiU? You're on the road and you can't find an octagon.\\
'''Creator/JackBlack''': (''walking down the street'') Oh man!
** "Billy Mays here for Billy Mays' Titty Delicious Ass Burgers! Squishin' and squishin' ''and squishin' and SQUISHIN' and '''SQUISHIN''''''"
** "So slick. Just [[ToiletHumor poop cheese]], and watch your family attack your family!"
** "You don't need a [[ShapedLikeItself cabinet full of cabinets]]. You need a cabinet full of Negroes."
** "With Billy Mays, you'll finally be saying: 'I can cook delicious, mouth-watering [[TitleDrop dickburgers]] with [[AssShove two thumbs up my ass!]]'"
** "Putty. Putty. Putty. Putty. Apply and support up to -- '''''[[JumpScare NOTHING]]'''''"
** "Work at work? That's much better than Music/MenAtWork." ''("Down Under" plays on the guy's computer, then suddenly front-reverses over and over)'' "That's much better than pork at work."
** "[[VoiceClipSong Ba-con-egg-and-cheese. Ba-con-egg-and-cheese.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW08oHr4wkQ Billy Mays goes for a peaceful morning drive]]
** "[[Anime/YuGiOh Previously on Billy Mays!]]"
** ''(types "HI BILLY MAYS HERE, LOOKING FOR SEXY PORN" into Google)'' "Alright ... what? You shittin' me? There's no kinky videos! What do you do when you get blue balls, and you can't watch your favorite porn on the internet?"
** This exchange
--->'''Anthony Sullivan''': Hi, Anthony Sullivan here.\\
'''Billy Mays''': Anthony, why are you using a cellphone and driving?\\
'''Anthony Sullivan''': My Snake extends to [[GagPenis over three feet!]]\\
'''Billy Mays''': [[Webcomic/{{Dolan}} anthon plz]].
** "Stop waiting for expensive--" ''(crash)'' "[[CallBack Uh oh, that'll leave a Mark!]]"
** Carla refuses to have sex with Billy, despite his rather explicit demands:
--->'''Billy Mays''': Hey, asshole! [[ItsAllAboutMe You don't say no to Billy Mays!]]\\
'''Carla''': No.\\
'''Billy Mays''': That's it. I'm pulling around to kill you!
** ''([[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill Cue]] VideoGame/SaintsRow [[ArtShift machinima]])''
** "Rub Anthony Sullivan's hot dog in the ''caroracoolkoracoolk''"
** "Just toss and go take a shit in the dishwasher! But --plugs! But --plugs!"
** "Use it for reaching up high, or for picking up down high, [[RuleOfThree or for]] [[TheStoner getting high.]]"
** Vince.
** [[TheStinger "That's right!" *smash* "That's right!" *smash* "That's right!" *smash* "That's right!" *smash* ]]


[[/folder]]

[[folder: Le Père Doriot ]]

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTegHhILMew La décadence de la restauration française]]''
-->'''Septime:''' Don't forget that you're in the ''shit''. And that beyond this door is the ''exit''. And through this door we will leave. We ''must'' leave. And we ''will'' leave. Let's go, open up.\\
-walks into door-\\
Who did that?
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4qwfr3Fs5g LOL ou la cuisse]]''
--> '''Tricatel:''' Because Duchemin ''doesn't exist!''\\
'''Duchemin:''' It's true!\\
'''Tricatel:''' Holy fuck! Duchemin exists!

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Lets Go Poop Together= ]]
]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH1mrdQN3dQ YTP - Wilford Brimley and his Magical Horse]]''
** "This Liberty Medical presentation is brought to you by contributions to your local Creator/{{PBS}} station from ViewersLikeYou, thank you. You need to get medical supplies so you can [[ToiletHumor pee better]]."
** "Good morning. I'm Wilford Brimley, and I'd like to talk to you for [[ItsAllAboutMe thirty years]] about [[{{Understatement}} my strange life]]. Actually about [[UnexplainedRecovery my death]]."
** "I had an unquenchable lust for my family. My tongue felt like a dick, and my dick felt like a tongue. I was losing at ''VideoGame/UnrealTournament''."
** "I was having strange visions about Series/DrPhil. I was watching ''Series/EightSimpleRules'' all through the night, so I wasn't getting any ladies."
** "I did not obey Dr. Phil. I was still eating ice cream and apple pie every day and [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome felt like shit all the time]]."
** "'Good day, Wilford. My name is Dick Richards, and I'm a magical horse.'"
** "'First, I want you to find thirty people and put some ice cream [[AssShove in their butt]]. Then, you must take over CNN and broadcast horse porn all the time. Finally, I want you to buy a Nintendo Switch for me. And if you'll do these simple things, I promise you, I will cure your diabetes."
** "But I did not get better. So I went to see my horse, and I said, 'What the actual fuck? You are a liar!'"
** "'I really like this Nintendo Switch, and [[UngratefulBastard I don't care about you, Wilford]].'"
** "I was very, very angry, so I went to law school for thirty years and became a judge. Then I sentenced my horse to death, [[CaptainObvious and he died]]. And I was happy for fifteen or twenty minutes. But then [[PosthumousNarration I died, too]]. When I got to heaven, I saw that my horse Dick Richards was there, too. And I was not happy. Actually, I was more angry than ladies in heat. The comparison is unreal."
** "'[[ShutUpHannibal Hey, asshole]]! You better fix this shit right now. If you don't, [[ToiletHumor I'm gonna poop on you]].' And God was, uh... [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu God was scared]]."
** "So, finally, as a result of all these things, Dick Richards went to Hell, and I came back to life."
** "In closing, I would simply like to say to you, 'Don't trust horses.' I would encourage all of you to find a horse and say, 'Hey, horse! I don't trust you!'"
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRSj0esPdPs YTP - Wilford Brimley's Dick Problem]]''
** "You need to get [[PaintingTheMedium diabeetus]] so you can be manly."
** "My dick felt like a shoe."
** "So, finally, I knew that I had type two adult onset dickabeetus."
** "And as a result of all these things, [[GroinAttack I lost my dick]]. And I was, uh... [[CaptainObvious I was dickless]]. A man doesn't like to admit he was dickless, but I truly was. I wasn't afraid to die. Been there, done that. But what I was afraid of was that I might have to live a long time without fapping."
** "I went to see a doctor, and [[JerkAss he laughed at my dick]], and he said cuss words to me in a language that I don't understand. And I think the most important thing he said to me was, 'Wilford, [[NoYay I don't love you]]. And I don't care if you die. I would simply like to take all your money.' And I said, 'I don't have any money.' So finally, my doctor opened the window and he said 'It's my money and I need it now! And Wilford Brimley is dickless.'
** The doctor told Wilford to go away, to which Wilford replied "I'll fix it myself." The doctor then said, "That's impossible. You cannot fix your dick."
** "Fuck you, doctor. I'm Wilford Brimley. I can do anything."
** Wilford fixes his dickless problem by [[ContinuityNod digging up his dead horse Dick Richards]] and stealing his dick.
** "And my partner, Richard, is very, very happy for me. [[HoYay Tonight, his butt will be happy, too]]."
** "Take care of your dick, and don't laugh at dickabetics."
** "Have a good ice cream."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Likety ]]

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dadF2bulmnE One Winter Evening]]''
-->The boys thought it fun to stone Henry until he was dead.\\
'''Fireman''': Call the police!\\
"No", said Henry's driver. "We're not tattletales." So they went home, leaving Henry. "Goodbye, Henry." Next morning, [[{{Squick}} some birds tore out Henry's liver]].

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Link On Drugs= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g7LQDid22w The Soothing Sound of a Self-Loathing Luffa]]:
** I have a confession to make... (sucks [=SpongeBob=]'s nose)
** Patrick being a Muslim.
** Mr. Krabs spouting a stream of nonsense at [=SpongeBob=] while the [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Lavender Town]] theme plays.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAC9p-Lw6J8 °°°°° soliloquy for subterranean (ᵇᵒᵇ) °°°°°]]
** Mr. Krabs lands on top of Squidward, [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome who ends up]] [[BandageMummy wearing a full-body cast]].
** [=SpongeBob=] burning his hand on the grill.
--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' OH MY GOD!
** At the end, a narrator apologizes for how bad the poop was and decides to literally undo any damage by playing it backwards. [[OverlyLongGag And they do.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-xdDTGdNqo The Assignment]]
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I am about to write the greatest fanfic of all time! ''(imagines an animated version of "Fanfic/CupcakesSergeantSprinkles")''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKASnyPMVL8 Dirty Dollar]]: "Hey Squidward, want me to castrate you?"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Liquid Konata= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmgij8s8K2I&t=319s&ab_channel=LiquidKonata "Azumango Diode: Osaka is Revolving"]]:
** Yukari [[NotHyperbole actually]] flies to Neptune, after being confronted by [[VideoGame/HyperdimensionNeptunia the other Neptune]]… and blows it up immediately upon arrival.
-->"DOCTOR DRE-"
** [[AllJustADream "It was]] [[Music/TheNotoriousBIG all a]] [[RunningGag dream!"]]
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames "You, Chiyo-chan, are the hero of America!"]] "That's not possible!"
** Chiyo's declaration of her favorite food being [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld meatballs]] leads to a quick parade of classic YTP source inserts:
-->'''Tomo:''' Uh oh, we got a meatball here!\\
'''Chiyo:''' I am not a meatball!\\
'''Tomo:''' You're [[WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow spaghetti and meatballs]]!\\
'''Chiyo:''' I am not [[VideoGame/HotelMario spaghetti]]!\\
'''Tomo:''' You're – ''[cut to [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfSuperMarioBros3 the Mario Brothers eating spaghetti]]]''
** Tomo, meanwhile, prefers "pretty cool bananas"… and moments later, [[VideoGame/DonkeyKongLand gets crushed by]] [[MemeticMutation a falling giant Game Boy]].
** Osaka is exceptionally reluctant to say the "There's an American among us" line, for [[VideoGame/AmongUs clear reasons]]. Tomo apparently finds the bit hilarious, though.
** Osaka claims [[FiveSecondForeshadowing her shoe is attracted to automobiles]], and kicks it in the air… but [[BaitAndSwitch it just lands in the street, without the truck from the anime coming by]].
** While Kaorin is talking to Sakaki and bends down for a moment, [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 Lakitu's camera]] switches to a first-person perspective, making it clear that [[SingleTargetSexuality Kaorin]] is [[CovertPervert sneaking a peek at Sakaki's breasts]].
** Nyamo has to stop a lot of shenanigans out in the hallway:
-->''[Sakaki runs by]'' "Hey, no running in the hallway!"\\
''[Another Sakaki emerges from the office and follows the first]'' "Hey, no clones in the hallway!"\\
''[[[VideoGame/HotelMario Mario and Luigi]] walk by]'' "No pesky plumbers in the hallway!"\\
''[[[{{Manga/Nichijou}} Nano and Hakase]] start playing [[WesternAnimation/TheYearWithoutASantaClaus "The Miser Brothers' Song"]] on trumpets]'' "No [[MemeticMutation [doot]]] in the hallway!"
** Following on this, Hakase installs a Nano-style key on Osaka's back. The results are… [[Advertising/FreddieFreaker unexpected, to say the least]].
** Kagura shows her tan lines to Osaka, who has a more blunt response than usual.
-->"…BOOBS!"
** Osaka: [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma…"]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Lochlann DS=] Productions ]]

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzouBo2yh_s The DK diss track]]":
** Donkey Kong repeatedly growing during the "he's bigger" lyric, especially with the singer's horror at it.
-->He's bigger, bigger, oh God, he's too big!
** The joke about Tiny Kong raging in ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' is another funny scene.
** During Chunky Kong's part, there's this lyric: "This Kong's so strong, he's a Mary Sue! Can make a Kremling, say 'he's hacking!'" The ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' chat in the corner of the screen makes it even better.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY-QpdLK84o Takoyama cuts Parappa's face off]]:
** Hairdresser Octopus/Takoyama-san disliking ''every'' line [=PaRappa=] tries to copy even if he hasn't finished it, leading to nothing but a string of Takoyama saying "Getting worse!" with [=PaRappa=] not even doing anything that time.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Lokster ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_a_IcNKW1g Han Goes Crazy]]
** "Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those memes! And bring me the passengers, I want them alaala!”
** “But I was going to the power station to convert some power converters!”
** Han introduces himself as “San Holo.”

[[/folder]]

[[folder: lolmushrooms ]]

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qj8moz4TOw The Incredibly Mundane Life of Pac-man]]'': 36 seconds of pure win.
** FUCK THIS, SHUT UP!
** [[TemptingFate Nothing can touch me-]] '''*gets electrocuted*'''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Longarm0malley= ]]
]
* The ''masterpiece'' of sentence mixing that is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i6HkV_jO0o "Ice Ice Brimley"]]:
-->'''Wilford Brimley:''' I've got fifteen or twenty problems, but a bitch is not one.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Looney Moon ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofz79m_5LTw Greg Calls the Police]]
-->'''Pearl:''' Steven, I know that Garnet is very upset with you, but I'm going to prove to her that I'm straight.\\
\\
''Greg drives back to the motel listening to Every Breath You Take''\\
'''Greg:''' Hey, Shtoo-ball, I brought [[Music/ThePolice The Police]].

[[/folder]]

[[folder: loopholesagain ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skdLTKlFXyo Mopunny]]
** "In the beginning, the [[WesternAnimation/TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack Candied Island]] emerged."
** "But someday, someone will find Maui and jack him off, saving us with the power of his sperm!"
** "No one goes beyond the reef [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast like Gaston]]!"
** "Everybody on this island seems so high, so maybe I can blow a joint."
** "Let me-Let me-[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Lemmy]]!"
** The entire conversation about sex between Moana and Maui.
** Maui reveals he's [[InterspeciesRomance in love with Heihei]]. Moana asks him if he's a [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry]], to which he replies "Maybe?"
** "Tell me I can beat my meat because I'm [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pikachu!]]"
** "Well, hook or no hook, I'm WesternAnimation/ChickenLittle."
** TheStinger: Maui intently watches someone in a fursuit dancing, revealing he is indeed a furry. Moana finds out, says "That is disgusting!" and throws a bomb at Maui.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Lord Jake= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1W6lXkhsv8 The Actual Republican Debate]]
** "Candidates, I will try to make sure each of you of you will get your fair share of questions. But Senator Paul will get no questions."
** "As the candidates requested, Mr. Trump will be singled out for criticism."
** Senator Paul constantly trying to say something reasonable, only to get told to wait until he's called on.
** "Americans are clearly more afraid of you than any time since 9/11-" "''You feckless weakling!''" *applause*
*** "[[BloodKnight Get ready for more unrest, and more murder, and more violence!]] Millions running around the world for their lives..."
** Fiorina going on a tangent about when smartphones were invented after being asked about talking to Putin.
*** "9/11 was invented in 2001, roughly."
*** "Margaret Thatcher once said if you want something talked about, ask Obama. If you want something done, 9/11" *applause*
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjWPGC61E5s The Actual Democratic Debate]]
** Everyone rising for the Soviet Union's national anthem.
** "Each candidate will get one minute to answer questions, except Senator Clinton will get two minutes to answer questions, and Senator Webb will get one second"
** "After 15 years of executive experience, I have not learned how to be an effective leader. I learned how to be a magician."
** Webb getting shot down every time he wants to say anything.
** Clinton talking about how she wants to stack the deck.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3socOQxUL68 Trump Bullies Jeb For The Last Time]]
** George Washington wrote that "The truth will ultimately die where there is pains taken to help voters make up their minds."
** "Mr. Trump, you get 30 seconds to tell Governor Bush "You're wrong", and Governor Bush, you don't get to respond."
--->'''Bush:''' I gotta respond to this!\\
'''Moderator:''' Well, you don't get to respond.\\
'''Bush:''' Or you could ask me two questions, so I get two minutes instead of one-\\
'''Moderator:''' Please stop talking.
** "What we wanna win, when we wanna win, and how hard do we wanna ''win?''"
** "Let's just talk about donuts right now, let's sell that, and the Republican Party will be stronger as a result." *Trump nods in agreement"
** "In the spirit of saying something that might be politically incorrect, tell the voters something that might be politically incorrect."
*** "You know, to bomb children coming out of refineries is acceptable, chaos is acceptable, dictators, acceptable..."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7P1Vav9g0k Trump is God]]: The whole damn video.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPoW3EEf5ws Mitt Romney Exposes Trump as Mexican Goat Terrorist]]
** "I'm Mitt Romney and I'm the real Mitt Romney, all the other Mitt Romney's are just masturbating."
** "I'm, uh... I'm not here to announce my candidacy for office." *[[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing loud applause]]*
** "What ever happened to [[Series/FullHouse predictability]]? How about Trump University? And then there's Trump Magazine, and Trump Klan Babies, and Trump Nuclear Mexican Goats, and Trump Menstrual Cycles Suckers. A business genius he is not."
** "If Donald Trumps plans were ever implemented, that means that I'd commit suicide." *[[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing loud applause]]* "Wait wait wait!"
** John Adams wrote this: "Remember, 'The Donald' is a phony cum sucker." - John Adams, 1787
*** "There was never a donald... ''yet'', that did not want to grow goat terrorists." That's John Adams. Think about that.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Loger Labbit ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6A6XxBGCrk Daenerys is Crazy]]
** [[LikeParentLikeChild Daenerys]] is here to "destroy your cities, burn your homes, murder you and orphan your children." Later, "I offer you a [[BlatantLies choice.]] [[KneelBeforeZod Bend the knee]], and die. Or refuse, and [[MortonsFork die]]."
** "BURN THE MALL!"
** The scene where Sam talks to the [[ObstructiveBureaucrat Archmaesters]] about the imminent threat posed by the [[ZombieApocalypse White Walkers]] plays out much the same in the actual show, and after ignoring Sam, one of the Archmaesters turns to [[ReasonableAuthorityFigure Ebrose]] and asks if Sam was the one whose father and brother were just [[KillItWithFire burnt alive]] by [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Daenerys.]] Ebrose affirms this, adding that he doesn't have the heart to tell Sam yet. Unlike the show, Sam is [[ImStandingRightHere still in the room when he says that]].
*** Better yet, when Ebrose looks over at the understandably crestfallen Sam, he and the Archmaesters immediately go back to small talk like nothing had happened.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Lord NK The Powerful= ]]
]
* [[https://youtu.be/5fOehCIG8l Attack on a Horrendous Boy]]
** Henry randomly ripping his younger brother's heart out and slamming it on a flag.
** [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy DIVE! DIVE!]]
** "That was the gayest thing I've ever seen, yee-e-e-e."
* [[https://youtu.be/6xNbRbsd538 Some horrendous boy faps at ponies for a reason]]
** The ''Series/{{Friends}}'' intro.
** "So, how many babies can I torture?"
*** During that same scene, Henry's father runs over a woman, complete with blood on the front of their car.
** Henry reading a [=PlayBrony=] magazine, 'nuff said.
** The Ronald [=McDonald=] commercial.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Lulu Luvscats ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q57TUfdcWbs James The Mighty Moltres]]
** [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} James]] shouting "Imma pop a cap in yo ass!"
** The "Mighty Moltres" RunningGag.
** James gasping to the tune of the [[Franchise/StarWars Imperial March]].
** The little animation of Lulu {{Nosebleed}}ing in response to [[{{Fanservice}} James in a swimsuit]]. It's as funny as it is adorable.
** The extended pause after James' Magikarp fails to pull him and Jessie and Meowth to safety. Then we get this gem:
--->'''Jessie:''' Don't tell me this fish can't swim!\\
'''Meowth:''' Forget swim, it can barely [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment swim!]]
** The Magikarp getting Sparta Kicked.
** James in his Moltres costume with the camera [[FemaleGaze zooming in on his crotch]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cwtvv3ohL4 Bianca Has A Farting Problem]]
** Iris offering some spaghetti, only for Bianca to tell her it's [=SpaDinner=], which is shit.
--->'''Iris:''' I think "[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames YOU MUST DIE!]]"
** Iris defying gravity.
** Chasing the Mincinno that stole Ash's badge.
--->'''Ash:''' Can't you just hurry up and get my badge back?\\
'''Bianca:''' (Pulls out a SelfDestructButton) Good as done. (Blows up the Mincinno)
** Emolga giving Bianca a rapid GoombaStomp.
** Bianca's Xtransiever showing a [[VideoGame/MetalGear Codec conversation]] [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros about her]].
** The rather unusual battle with Team Rocket.
--->'''Cilan:''' Dwebble, use Exorcism!\\
(Dwebble crashes into the vehicle, with a "DIE!")\\
'''Cilan:''' Evolution time has begun!\\
'''Crustle:''' Nope! (Devolves back into Dwebble)\\
'''Cilan:''' That's Cock Wrecker! Use Cock Wrecker!\\
(Screen gets censored)
** Luvscats is not pleased by the jetpacks Team Rocket gained in Best Wishes.
--->'''Luvscats:''' Are you kidding me? They exploded, and didn't even blast off?\\
'''Bianca:''' Unforgivable! (Lets out an explosive fart)\\
'''Team Rocket:''' We're blasting off again! (The TwinkleInTheSky is replaced with an explosion)

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xnO5RxULZc Everybody Hates Iris]]
** The opening skit
--->'''Iris:''' Axew, catch! (Throws apple)\\
(Apple crashes into Axew's nose)\\
'''Iris:''' I'm sorry!
** Nurse Joy giving the characters afro wigs, to the tune of Series/TheAddamsFamily theme, the last notes done with a Sewaddle bouncing down and Axew screaming.
--->'''Sewaddle:''' Suprise, motherfucker!
** The RunningGag of Iris' [[FauxDeath Faux Deaths]].
** Iris' dialogue getting played backwards.
--->'''Iris:''' See, if that hurt, I'll shoot ya.
** When Iris mentions having a secret.
--->'''VideoGame/IMMeen:''' Hey, that's my line, [[TheScrappy you stupid little bitch!]]\\
'''Iris:''' Huh?\\
'''Meen:''' [[TakeThatScrappy I hate you]]! [[Creator/MoBrosStudios The world hates you! God hates your face, you miserable piece of shit!]]\\
'''Iris:''' I'm sorry!\\
'''Meen:''' ...Good!
** After Meen strikes Iris with a magic blast.
--->'''Iris:''' [[NoSell I'm okay]].\\
'''Meen:''' Motherfucker, WhyWontYouDie?\\
'''Iris:''' (Gains demonic eyes and voice) I'll never die.\\
'''Meen:''' [[OhCrap Oh shit]]!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPh4dpiZVKJ03ZekOLh-enQ/videos Return of the CD-I *TEASER*]]
** The King wondering where Link is, when Zelda reminds him that [[ContinuityNod he killed him.]]
--->'''The King:''' Well this is awkward.
** Gwonam arriving to warn that Ganon and his minions are coming to seize Hyrule:
--->'''The King:''' [[OhCrap Oh Shit]] we are all going to die!\\
'''Gwonam:''' Get a hold of yourself! It is written that only Link can defeat Ganon.\\
'''[[OnlySaneMan Zelda]]:''' But Link is [[ContinuityNod dead.]]
*** In response, The King has a ''massive'' freak out.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMeIicZa8dg Big Mewoth, Little Samwich]]
** The RunningGag of Meowth saying "Samwich".
** Meowth bites his paw by mistake.
--->'''Meowth:''' That ain't no [[ShapedLikeItself tuna salad with tuna salad]]!
** Meowth thinking back on an [[NoodleIncident unseen idea]].
--->'''Meowth:''' It was a nice idea, but...\\
(An image of a [[{{Pun}} swimsuit-clad butt]] then [[FreezeFrameBonus creeps in]])
** Meowth searches for his misplaced 'samwich', and finds something else.
-->'''Meowth:''' There you are, you naughty yummy ting, you.\\
(Image of a Playboy parody with [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]] on the cover)
** Meowth chases his apparent run-away 'samwich' with the Benny Hill theme in the background.
** An Azumarril is not pleased by said chase leading to a picnic being ruined.
--->'''Azumarril:''' You son of a bitch!\\
'''Meowth:''' (Dodging a water attack) Hey, [[CaptainObvious that water is wet]]!
** The way a scene transition is done with just one word.
--->'''Meowth:''' Teddiursa.
** The ReallyDeadMontage for Meowth's Samwich.
** Meowth's "Hey-yeh, clear the way!" being used for a VoiceClipSong.
** Meowth gets his words muddled up when questioning the footprint.
--->'''Meowth:''' How can a samwich make a samwich?\\
'''Meowth:''' How can ya make a footprint samwich?
** Meowth comes to a [[BlatantLies logical conclusion]].
--->'''Meowth:''' That makes sense, it wasn't the samwich that made the footprint, but the samwich. That makes sense! But I still gotta figure out how can a samwich make sense.
** The Kecleon and Azurill are CensoredForComedy.
--->'''Meowth''': Kecleon is ([[SoundEffectBleep BLEEP]])ing it!?
** At the end, Meowth still has one question left.
--->'''Meowth:''' Hey, Kecleon, [[ContinuityNod how can a samwich make sense?]]
** TheStinger is a montage of every time Meowth said Samwich in the actual episode. Followed by one last, "That makes sense!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Z91w3IuUk Cedric the First]]
** Cedric singing that whenever things go wrong, [[CaptainObvious things go wrong.]]
*** NO SHIT.
** Cedric [[AmusingInjuries getting crushed by a giant]] [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Thwomp]].
---> *{{Beat}}*\\
'''Cedric''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Are you kidding?]]
** Cedric is happy he will no longer have to take orders from the King of Fucking Fucks!
** Sofia meets Cedric:
--->'''Sofia:''' Mr. [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Seedra!]]\\
(Cedric's face is replaced with a Seedra, complete with It's video game cry.)\\
'''Sofia:''' It's so great to meet a real live Pokémon!\\
'''Cedric:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you.]]
** The recurring NoJustNoReaction whenever the poop makes [[NoYay Cedric/Sophia]] jokes.
** ''The Ending.'' [[VideoGame/IMMeen I. M. Meen]] confronts Cedric.
*** And, fittingly enough, Cedric is I.M. Meen's biggest fan. Though I.M. Meen doesn't appreciate the sentiment.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z00p0PkKPI Well, You Made the Hole Bigger]]
** [[EyesAlwaysShut Brock]] saying "I've never seen anything!"
** James twerking.
** May having sex with Jessie.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPPFfkCtCrI Michael Rosen Eats the Triforce]]
** "Very glad you can YTPMV, but what's that got to do with ''sandwiches''? Precisely nothing!"
** "'''No breathing!''' *inhale* *''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'' drowning music plays [[BlackComedy as Rosen drowns]]*
** "I was [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} May]] on the 7th of Born, I remember very well that Awful Fawful. When I was 6, I ate a bag of waffles, when I was 7 I robbed my sister and [[BlackComedy when I was 8 I fell over and died]]."
** "Then, suddenly it appeared, on its own, right in front of me! [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda The Triforce.]] *does ItemGet pose with [[SugarWiki/MostWonderfulSound the appropriate noise]]*
** TheStinger. Michael Rosen sentence mixed to ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames'' opening.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hadC3uq-QM Scrooge McCelery Declares War on Duckberg]]
** "So long, [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 gay Bowser]]!"
--->'''Scrooge''': So... do children still like sus?\\
'''Creator/DaThings1''': I know I do!\\
'''Scrooge''': Do children still like salary?\\
'''Huey''': You used to be a big [[Franchise/{{Kirby}} de-de-de]]!\\
'''Scrooge''': Beakl[[OverlyLongGag eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]]y! (head turns into a Pac-Man type thing and starts eating pellets)\\
'''Huey''': You used to be a [[{{Spoonerism}} dig beal]]!\\
'''Scrooge''': Beakl-- ''[[WebAnimation/TheLazerCollection BLAAAAAAAAAAH!]]''
** "Smarties." (cue screen-filling pile of smarties from nowhere)
--->'''VideoGame/IMMeen''': Smarty!
** "Hit it 3 times to unleash [[VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver Pichu]]."
*** Also [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Genie]] is in the lamp.
** The entire cave sequence.
--->'''[[WesternAnimation/SonicBoom Sticks]]''': (short scream)\\
'''Webby''': Sticks! \\
'''Duey''': He's already dead! [[Anime/FistOfTheNorthStar Omae wa]] mou [[YouAreAlreadyDead shindeiru.]] (sword flies out of his hands)\\
'''Ghost Pirate''': [[MemeticMutation NANI?!]] (sword hits it and explodes)
** The random mini YTPMV of [[MemeticMutation the Moon theme from the DuckTales video game]], made out of Glomgold's screaming.
--->'''[[WesternAnimation/SofiaTheFirst Cedric]]''': (with [[AuthorAvatar Lulu's profile picture]]) [[SelfDeprecation I'll finish it later.]]
** "I want Scrooge alive when I [[AssShove shove the Jewel of Atlantis up his ass]]! He thinks he's soos!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lZRgyC295k Depravity Falls]]:
** VideoGame/ImMeen greeting [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Dipper and Mabel]], leading to their terrified reactions.
** Dipper finding a [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Gogoat]] on his bed.
** This part:
---> '''Dipper''': My sister tended to look [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian on the bright side]] of things.\\
''([[VideoGame/StarFox64 "Do a barrel roll!"]] plays as Mabel rolls down the hill)''\\
'''Dipper''': But I was having a hard time getting used to our great uncle Stu.\\
'''Creator/StuartKReilly''': Hello guys, I'm Stuart K. Reilly.
** When Grunkle Stan is giving people a tour of the Mystery Shack, [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1 an 8-bit Mario]] knocks the question mark sign, which is actually an Item Block with a Super Star in it. Stan obtains the star and flashes in rainbow patterns while the Starman theme plays.
** Mabel singing her own rendition of [[Music/CarlyRaeJepsen "Call me Maybe"]], complete with a YTPMV instrumental.
** Mabel spills the bees - in this case, it's a can with tons of [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Beedrils]] and [[VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry Zingers]] inside, who attack Jim the Knight.
** Mabel uses the Dinner Blaster to defeat the gnomes, who say [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Team Rocket's]] "blasting off" catchphrase when they're blown away but [[KilledMidSentence explode before they could finish]].
** The ending reveals how the Dinner Blaster arrived in Gravity Falls: to prevent [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames the King]] from going berserk again, Zelda threw it down a pipe which somehow led to Gravity Falls, where the weapon uttered "Where am I?" in [[VideoGame/HotelMario Mario's voice]].
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