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[[folder: [=12islessthan1= ]]
]
* ''VideoGame/PuttPutt [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOsdbmNBwP8 Fails His Geometry Final]]'':
** The first thing Putt-Putt says in this video: "Mr. Firebird [[MisterSeahorse is expecting]]!"
** When introducing himself:
--->'''Putt-Putt''': My name's Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-[[OverlyLongGag Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt]]!\\
'''Ms. Brachiosaurus''': [[FlatWhat What?]]
** At one point, Putt-Putt stops responding, and Mr. Firebird has to open Windows Task Manager. If you [[FunnyBackgroundEvent look]] [[FreezeFrameBonus closely]], you'll notice "Putt-Putt Liberates Cuba" and "Putt-Putt Goes to Dairy Queen" are also running.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=1337p3n9u1n= ]]
]
* [[https://youtu.be/hRncEPagisI IT'Z UH STOHN, LOOEEGEE]]:
--> '''Luigi:''' It's a football! \\
'''Mario:''' It's a stone-- \\
'''Luigi:''' It's a foot-- \\
'''Mario:''' --stone, Luigi. You didn't make it! \\
'''Luigi:''' I-- \\
'''Mario:''' ''DIDN'T MAKE IT.'' \\
'''Luigi:''' It's a-- \\
'''Mario:''' Stone! Stone! Stone! Stone! Stone! Stone!... \\
''(Luigi simply stares at Mario unamused for several seconds in the meantime, before throwing the football at him, knocking him down.)'' \\
'''Luigi:''' Eggface!

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=182crazy K=] (Retired) ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IzQSnu7rBk Michael Rosen Has No Empathy]]:
** "Once my friend Harrybo came to school and died. So we didn't know what to say. Then I said, heh heh. Tough luck, Harrybo! Always knew you were a bit weak!"
** "Dave said, [[Film/TheWickerMan2006 OH NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAHHH! OH THEY'RE BELOW MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAHHHH! AAAAHHHHH!]] (silence) One down!"
** [[WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget GADGET RAVE GO]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=2charliegotguns2=] (Retired) ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=994xSnFNOaI Billy Mays - The Anime Away Bazooka]]
-->'''Creator/BillyMays''': Just watch as I totally destroy two anime children! Watch this.\\
''(cue DramaticGunCock, [[Anime/{{Futakoi}} the children in question screaming]], and explosion)''
** "And because it's awesome, there's no shit to worry about!"
** Billy getting in an argument while ordering the bazooka, a rare instance of using your own voice in a YTP done right.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=a Guy That Loves Pooping= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toKWzgKPGpM Bob the Potato and Larry the Cute Guy tell a weird story (collab entry)]].
** The edited ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales'' theme song: "If you like [=YouTube=] Poop, if squashing tomatoes makes you smile, if you like ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'', have we got a Platform/WiiU!"
** Bob's usual line gets mixed up: "...and we're here to question your answers!"
** Bob introduces himself to Junior as [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Fry]], complete with the hairstyle.
** Junior's question "Can [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames God]] squirt Squirt out of his ear?", leads to [[GainaxEnding Bob, Larry, and Junior throwing a pizza party while drinking Squirt out of God (the King)'s ear]].

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Aka Genya1= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHcIamxWRbQ Mirabel and the House Full of Mirabel]]
** Several edited lines from "The Family Madrigal":
---> '''Mirabel''': Oh, and that's [[Manga/DemonSlayerKimetsuNoYaiba Demon Slayer]]!\\
'''Zenitsu Agatsuma''': EXCUSE ME? CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN, PLEASE?\\
'''Alma''': The town keeps rowing, the tern keeps turning, and each new generation [[BreadEggsMilkSquick must keep the town burning!]]\\
'''Mirabel''': Camilo bakes cakes for snakes!
** Also from "The Family Madrigal", everyone marrying each other:
---> ''Tio Félix married Pepa''\\
''And my dad married Julieta''\\
''And my dad married Tio Félix''\\
''And Pepa married my dad''\\
''And Julieta married Tio Félix''\\
''And Pepa married [[CargoShip peas]]''
** Mirabel singing "I can't take another [[VisualPun knight]] up in my room."
---> "[[SelfDeprecation It's a terrible joke.]]"
** "Surface Pressure" also has its share of funny edits, including Luisa dancing to Music/RickAstley and these lyrics:
---> '''Luisa''': I move [[TheMerch merch]] and play [[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Platinum]].\\
'''Luisa''': Was [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] ever like, "Yo, I don't wanna fight Knuckles"?
** From the edited "We Don't Talk About Bruno":
---> '''Pepa''': ...and there was [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cloud]]! ''(Cloud appears in the background)''\\
'''Camilo''': When he sees your yeast, it all fades to black, and he frames your rats and feasts on seven ice creams...\\
'''Señora Pezmueto''': He told me my fish would UsefulNotes/{{Dada}}, the next day- ''(shows Marchel Duchamp's "Fountain")''
** Felix tells Camilo to fix [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames his face]]. Fittingly enough, Camilo has [=CDi=] Ganon's face in this scene.
** One last song edit, from "What Else Can I Do?":
---> '''Isabela''': I grow Creator/MichaelRosen.\\
''(Michael Rosen pops out of Isabela's hands with a "Hello!")''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Alejandro ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm89Mb0FoY Spingebill's 4D pickle quest goes into a senseless adventure (reupload)]]
** [=SpongeBob=] listing the ingredients of the Krabby Patty in the wrong order, capping it off with pie. A pie then falls from the ceiling.
---> '''[=SpongeBob=]''': [[OhCrap Shit.]] ''(the pie explodes)''
** [=SpongeBob=] requests to the audience to "Get on me, we gotta fuck the customer!" Cue a censored sex scene between [=SpongeBob=] and the customer.
** Both [=YTPMVs=].
** Plankton and the Patrick overload:
---> '''Plankton''': My robotic Patrick has lured you and your delicious Patrick into my fiendish Patrick!
** The entire RPG battle sequence, especially when [=SpongeBob=] can't consume his Krabby Patty because he needs it for the customer.
*** Later on, another battle sequence is about to occur, only for an error to occur.
** The Pat-Bot throwing a bomb at Plankton.
** [=SpongeBob=]'s reaction to the end of the ride:
---> "Well, that was [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] weird."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Alexie= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrSz5I-rfx4 Into the Fuck Truck]], the adventures of the Hooley Dooley Fuck Brigade.
** "There's [-DANK MEMES-] stuck up in that tree!"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Alien Myth64= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvXpsTCQ_-0 Everyone Hates Billy's Burgers]]
** "[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Boooooombs, s-s-smooooob]]." ''(explosion)''
** "Hi, B-B-B-B-B-B-Billy is here for the Big [[CensoredForComedy S***]]ty Slider Station!"
** "Restaurant mini-burgers, burgers, burgers, BURGERS! BURGERS! BURGERS! Everyone loves!"
** "No more 'nihsiuqs dna 'nihsauqS, or flippin' and floppin' 'nippolf dna 'nippilf ro flippin' and floppin' 'nippolf dna 'nippilf flippin' and [[PrecisionFStrike f***]]in'!"
** "And in just [[Anime/DragonBallZ NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND]] minutes, you'll have five mouth-waterings [[TakeThat piece of s***]]s!"
** ''(As [[VideoGame/MarioIsMissing Weegee]] pops in)'' "U-U-U-U-U-Use dinner rolls, potato rolls, any buuuuuuuuuuu—" ''(test pattern)'' "Bun... nub?"
** "You can double or triple stack 'em, and watch your family attack 'em!" ''(nothing happens, crickets chirp)'' "And watch your family attack 'em!" ''(burgers get shot)''
** "Cheese, please! Cheese! Che-e-e-e-e-ese will stick!"
** "Make healthy turkey, chicken and veggie burgers with ease!" ''(puts burger back)'' "Ew, this smells!"
** "And join the craze with me, B-B-B-B-B-Billy Yam! Big cock! Big cock! Big cock! Big cock!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LlOKh-IowY Egoraptor's Explosive Sequelitis Diarrhea with Zelda]]
** After the [[BrokenRecord loop of the "da" part of Zelda]]:
---> '''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Krabby Patty Announcer]]''': Da da da da da...
** "[=SeaWorld=]'s neat."
** "So much room for error it's fucking ''(shows a picture of Unreal Engine)'' [[VisualPun Unreal]]!"
** "Blow shit up while doing [[WebVideo/EqualsThree YA]] [[YourMom MOM]]!"
** "Pig pig ''(shows a picture of a piggy bank and'' ''[[Franchise/ToyStory Hamm]]'''')'' bombs, triangles. Get [[NumberOfTheBeast 666]] triangles!"
** "Witnessing a leg grow a fish!" ''(cut to a fish with a giant leg in place of a tail)''
---> '''Arin''': No, Timmy, don't look.\\
'''Timmy''': Hi, I'm [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Timmy Turner]], and I cheated on my math test.
** "I want to be amazed!" ''(Arin's head turns into a maze)''
** [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV Roman]] calling Arin to go Bomb Bowling.
**
--->'''Arin''': Hey, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword Skyward Sword]].\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Arin''': Suck my head!\\
'''Skyward Sword''': "Timmy, I'm sorry, I'm just [[VideoGame/HotelMario gay]]."
** "Save [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda link]] as"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Alvin YTP=] (Retired) ]]

* Just to note, this is the [=YouTube=] account of Alvin-Earthworm, creator of the popular series WebAnimation/SuperMarioBrosZ, so you can expect to see some good stuff from him. For example...
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIvsNFMGqlw Aladdin Commits Suicide]] is probably his best YTP. It's hard to make poops near ten minutes, but he makes it work by having one hilarious moment after the other.
--->'''[[AbhorrentAdmirer Fat Lady]]''': Still I think he's '''''[[JumpScare RATHER]] [[SensoryAbuse TASTY!!!]]'''''\\
\\
'''Jasmine''': Who are you? Tell me the truth!\\
'''Aladdin''': The truth?!\\
''(Jasmine stares at him with a DeathGlare as the [[OminousLatinChanting music]] from ''Film/TheOmen1976'' plays. It builds up with the camera zooming into her face more and more while the screen turns red and the chanting gets louder and more dramatic, all while occasionally cutting to Aladdin, who's babbling like an idiot. Then, just as the tension gets to its highest point...)''\\
'''Jasmine''': I hate you. ''[[WebAnimation/TheLazerCollection BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH]]''
** There's also some fun with Jafar:
--->'''Jafar:''' Pussy-pussy-pussy\\
'''Jafar:''' DON'T TALK BACK TO ME, YA BIG BLUE pussy.\\
'''Aladdin:''' Your Majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's-\\
'''Jafar:''' Pussy.
* BUT IT'S WRONG!!!, reuploaded by sroser414 as [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG6lJvkO7Mw my boy thats wrong youtube poop.]]
-->'''Wario:''' Obey Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ario, destroy CEREAL!\\
'''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Ganon:]]''' THAT'S WRONG!!!\\
'''Wario:''' Obey Wario, destroy TOASTERS!\\
'''[[VideoGame/HotelMario Mario:]]''' THAT'S WRONG!!!\\
'''Wario:''' Obey Wario, destroy [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames yo]] [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd ASS!]]\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Dr. Robotnik:]]''' STILL WRONG!!!
* Kermit Trolls Cookie Monster ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkgqOK7yWtA reupload by DruggedFishStick]])
** Cookie Monster's guesses for what's in the MysteryBox:
--->'''Cookie Monster:''' It's a whore! It's a [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog pingas]]! It's a [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld meatball]]! It's a [[WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures mango juice]]! It [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames is illegal you know]]! [[Anime/DragonBallZ It's over NINE THOUSAAAAND]]!!!\\
'''Kermit:''' Those are [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd BULLSHIT]]!
** After all of Cookie Monster's (correct) guesses about what's in the box:
--->'''Kermit:''' IT'S SOMETHING TO EAT THAT'S ROUND AND ORANGE!! IT'S AN ORANGE!! IT'S AN ORANGE!!\\
'''Cookie Monster:''' Is it an orange?\\
'''Kermit:''' NOOOO IIT ISS NOOOOTT ANN OOOORAAANGE!!! IT'S SOMETHING TO EAT THAT'S ROUND AND ORANGE!! IT'S A COOKIE!! IT'S A COOKIE!!\\
'''Cookie Monster:''' Me like that fourth clue. Is it a cookie?\\
'''Kermit:''' NO IT IS NOT A COOKIE!! IT'S AN ORANGE!! IT'S AN ORANGE!!
** Kermit denies C.M. the cookie because he told him the answer.
--->'''Kermit:''' I told you what it was! I told you it was an orange, you didn't guess it right! [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good day, sir!]]
** "Hi-ho, Kermit the MysteryBox here, and this is a frog!"
** "Arrivederci, Frog."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw493IlCcS0 Schnitzel's Rage]]:
** Schnitzel having an affair with a dollar bill while [[Music/MarvinGaye "Sexual Healing"]] plays. And then later [[CrackPairing Mung and]] [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames The King]]. And both times followed with [[WesternAnimation/TwoStupidDogs "BUT IT'S WRONG!"]].
** All of [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Schnitzel's rants about the bank.]]
** At the end, right when [[YankTheDogsChain it looks like Schnitzel is finally going to make his deposit]], [[BrickJoke the bird with free lollipops shows up again.]] Schnitzel gets so pissed at her [[Anime/DragonBallZ he becomes a Super Sayan]] [[VideoGame/SuperMetroid and blows up the world]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb761DCUTpI Grover Teaches YTP]]
** Pretty much all the bits messing with Grover's screaming.
** [[Music/CelineDion "Near...far...wherever you are..."]]
** "[[Film/ThreeHundred THIS! IS!]] [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir A story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down...]]"
* Basically, the entire poop of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=briqbs2uCosv "The Future Is".]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=antoine 35 De Lak=] (now Antoine Delak) ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-635sRZwIPo The Medic Loves His Patients]]
** The YTP frames the [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 RED Medic's]] story in his ''Meet the Team'' video as his delightful retelling of how his BLU counterpart died. The RED Heavy doesn't share his enthusiasm, though.
--->''[A'' Meet the Spy ''scene plays where the RED spy breaks the BLU medic's neck and disguises himself in front of his eyes. The scene fade-transitions into the RED Medic's lab.]''\\
'''Medic:''' ... And ze doctor was never heard from again! ''AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!''\\
'''Heavy:''' WAAAAAHHH!\\
'''Medic:''' ''[cradling Heavy's cheek]'' Ohhh, don't be such a baby. That was ''not'' a good doctor!
** Midway through Heavy's heart surgery, an injured Scout pleads for the Medic to join the battlefield. This prompts the Medic's LockAndLoadMontage to play... And he's ready sooner than the music can keep up. The camera lingers on the closed hospital gate for a few awkward seconds, until the operatic sting plays and Medic dramatically exits... Then, the gate abruptly, cartoonishly shuts, leaving the Demoman feebly calling for help.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-XiGFlW9Jk A Lesbian Love Story]]
** Right from the start, the team smashes another van driven by the Sniper as he's being interviewed for his ''Meet the Team'' trailer.
---> "'''''GYAAAHHHH, FAAACK!!!!'''''"
** This exchange leading up to the giant Demo-Bread Monster's arrival:
---> '''Soldier''': I f***ed unicorns.\\
'''Engineer''': What?\\
'''Soldier''': I am full of magic!\\
'''Engineer''': ''How much''.\\
'''Soldier''': Tootus invisum modum invocum demoman!\\
'''Medic''': NO! Make ze magic stop!
** GENTLEMEN, BLOW YOUR LITTLE BANANAS!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV6WMHMTtcA Inhuman Thoughts]] is filled with all sorts of fantastic moments. It involves the bucket scene from ''Expiration Date'', but instead of dying wishes, the Spy is presenting the team's most [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin inhuman thoughts]]:
** Upon learning the bucket contains porn, the Soldier absconds with it, screaming all the way. Then he immediately returns to the table after killing the Medic. It happens again later, complete with ''another'' return after three days have passed. At the end of the video, the Spy willingly offers the bucket to the Soldier once their business is complete, but he's angered when his offer is unexpectedly refused.
** Medic's death gets a nice nod during the Soldier's second return:
---> ''[The scene transitions to the Spy reading in his persoanl lounge, after some time has passed.]''\\
'''Medic''': ''[offscreen]'' Three days later...\\
'''Spy''': MEDIC! You are supposed to be dead!\\
'''Medic''': '''''DAAARGH!!!!!'''''
** Scout's inhuman thought isn't a notecard, but a folder full of photos of his mother and the Spy getting frisky. Or at least, it ''seems'' to be the Scout's...
---> '''Spy''': Apologies. ''It's mine.''
** The Heavy forgot what his inhuman thought would be, so he just deposited a blank notecard. The Spy is momentarily confused before chiding him.
** The Engineer, on his card, wrote the ''entire script'' of ''Meet the Engineer'', which he begins to recite. The Spy quickly shuts him up before he gets past the intro.
** The Sniper's inhuman thought?
---> '''Sniper''': To think... all I used to want to do was sell insurance.\\
''[An air horn remix of "Sad Romance" plays as the captions "RIP in PISS Sniper's Hopes & Dreams", and "Liek if you cri evrytiem", appear. A tear rolls down Sniper's face.]''
** Following Sniper's reveal, a "Meet the Insurance Broker" title card appears. It slowly slides down as the fanfare [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand deflates]], revealing an ''incredibly'' [[FlatWhat unimpressed]] Spy.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Aquatic Neptune= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2s5-BXQCb8 SML YTP: Jeffy Breaks His Spine]]:
** The Toyota Prius in the intro crashing into another of itself. This gag is later repeated again, but with an ambulance.
** When [[WebVideo/SuperMarioLogan Jeffy]] gets pushed off the bed, he falls down a hill instead:
---> ''"♫He just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down...♫"''
** Bowser Junior looking up ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' inflation art.
** Brooklyn T. Guy being blocked by a shirtless Chef Pee Pee.
** After Junior orders a [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames bomb]], Brooklyn T. Guy throws the package containing it up a flight of stairs:
*** First, it hits Chef Pee Pee, who screams "DEAR GOD!" as he's blown up.
*** Then as it's about to land, a dynamite is revealed in the package ([[VideoGame/SuperMario64 "Mama]] [[OhCrap mia!"]]). Once it lands, [[StuffBlowingUp it ends as expected]].
** Mario wishing for someone to knock on the door with a free pizza, which happens seconds later. Then, when he wishes for someone to knock on the door and give him and the others in the apartment a free home, Brooklyn T. Guy arrives with ANOTHER pizza.
---> "And so they built a new house out of pepporoni (sic) pizzas"
** Mario, Bowser & Rosalina [[DissonantSerenity getting excited by Brooklyn T. Guy telling them about the people killed in the new house]].
** Immediately after, they get scared by the malformed Jeffy from "Jeffy's Flu Shot!"
** Finally, they get kicked out of the house by Chef Pee Pee, who had been there the whole time.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Evf6T4cCBI SML YTP: Jeffy's Crappy School Day]]:
** The breaking news:
---> "MIDLIFE CRISIS! 45 Year old Hill Billy Arrested For skeetin it at 95 mph on a school zone"
**
---> '''Jackie Chu''': Who are you?\\
'''Toadette''': My name is Wendy and I like to blow trees and-\\
''[[ImplausibleDeniability (freeze frame on Toadette's name tag)]]''
** Bowser Junior doesn't notice that Jackie Chu is standing right in front of him:
---> '''Jackie Chu''': Who are you?\\
'''Bowser Junior''': [[FailedASpotCheck So guys, who's the teacher?]]\\
'''Jackie Chu''': ''DUMB! DUMB DUMB DUMB-''
** Jackie Chu's severed head claiming that [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction he's really sick]].
** Judy looking into the classroom to see a buff Junior, a googly-eyed Cody, a two-headed Joseph, a burnt Toad, and multiple Jeffys humping the desks.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=A Really Awesome Guy117= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlHImtrpzpY The AVGN Gets Run Over By an Ass]]
** "It's a load of ass. ASS. ''[[VisualPun ASS]]''."
** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie's]]...excitement over frosting dreams has its implications dropped completely.
--->'''Pinkie''': Most of my dreams are about [[Music/JonLajoie sucking]] [[Music/{{Eminem}} a lotta dick]]. (Begins to drool uncontrollably)\\
''(Twilight Sparkle stares for a few seconds)''\\
'''Twilight with makemebad35's head''': WHAT THE FUCK?\\
''(later)''\\
'''Pinkie''': (extremely relaxed and still drooling) Creamy creamy [[Music/{{ACDC}} cum]]. [[WebVideo/GrandmasKissesDub Ooooh, yeaaah.]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: avojaifnot (Retired) ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR7FFyMIYkg NO I'M NOT READY AT ALL]], especially [[WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog Dr. Facilier's]] [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Gentle]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej17IBitI-U MentleMen]] remix.
** "If you relax it will enable me... [[IBangedYourMom to fuck your mother]]!" (the low point in this video)
** "I'll look deep into your soul!" [[JumpScare *WEE]][[VideoGame/MarioIsMissing GEE*]] "Now you don't have a soul!"
** "The CAR. The CAR! The COCK~" ([=HotFriedSkadoosh=] already made the cock joke.)
** "Transformation sex! Can you feel my cock in your oooooooootheeeeeeeeeeer... saaaauuuce!
** "Now you will spend the rest of your life [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty with meeeeeeeeeeee!]]"
** "This is just a minor COCK in a major SEX! I just need more BUSINESS!"
** [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou The mega-mask eats the screen.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fvc4ZVugdQ Chester A Bum Collides With The Fortunate Heavenly Body of Otakuwoman]].
** [[FreezeFrameBonus THINGS CHANGED AFTER THAT FATEFUL CRASH ON THE PIANO.]] [[WesternAnimation/TheAristocats THE BLACK CAT STOLE A BIKE. THE ORANGE CAT LOST HIS SOUL.]]
** [[FreezeFrameBonus HEER, HAV SUM WEEBO SHISH]]
** Not enough [[strike:love]] [[VideoGame/{{Starcraft}} MINERALS]]
** [[FreezeFrameBonus OH SHIT]] [[SpecialEffectFailure FAILED CROPPING]] EVERYONE UNSUB
** Don't take offense to Morshu's [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife line]].
** [[ManipulativeEditing Sus]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} you wanna die, well,]] [[ManipulativeEditing wooooop-deeee-doooo]]
*** "My answer is two words: '''''[[SensoryAbuse EAR RAPE!]]'''''"
*** Cake!
** "I will just stare at you!" *machine-gunned to death with [[VisualPun stairs]]*
*** AND THEN ELEVATORS
** Proof that avojaifnot is a trope:
---> '''Morshu:''' JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife.\\
[[FreezeFrameBonus CROWNING MOMENT OF]] [[SelfDeprecation STUPID]]
* [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory1 BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN]] ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoWDthfDya4 Where?!]])
** [[VideoGame/MegaMan2 I CAN'T DEFEAT AIR MAN,]] [[MemeticMutation NO MATTER HOW I TRY TO DODGE ALL HIS TORNADOES]] HE JUST KILLS ME AGAIN
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf4l_Eoad90 Island of the Island]].
** [[MemeticMutation I forgot]] [[WesternAnimation/SagwaTheChineseSiameseCat my umbrella!]]
** [[GroinAttack "My cock is gone!"]] '''[[CampStraight THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!]]'''
** "FUCKING DIE, Pikachu, [[DrivenToSuicide and shoot yourself in the face!]]"
** [[FreezeFrameBonus No, I'm not going to put in a drum track and a melody track and call the final product "Big Beat Meowth".]]
** [[FreezeFrameBonus YES THEY GET EATEN IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS]]
** [[NukeEm Pikachu is badass:]] TheMovie
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mwPzqyRIlw Sid Tears Toys Apart, Lisa]].
** "Anime/{{Pokemon}} Shishwrerrw"
** MEME COCKET SOOS
** SNEEZING WITH KONATA
** "Where's the gay? '''[[AtomicFBomb COCK!]]'''"
** The [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic Running in the 90s]] remix.
* [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Jack Skellington]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRTISPguMZY Fractures All His Bones Trying To Conquer The Dory Holidays]]
-->'''Sally:''' Your videos are terrible. (pulls out clipboard covered in phrases indigenous to generic 2007 [=YTPs=])\\
'''Jack:''' Not anymore! (breaks clipboard over his knee)\\
+10,000 SUBSCRIBERS\\
'''Jack:''' I feel so much sexier now!
** "''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}'' is the best!" MOST EPIC CLIMB EVER LALWAL FFFFFFU
** [[FreezeFrameBonus Ya know, I could make the snowball hit]] [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo a certain Blue Tang]], [[StealthPun but that would be really fucking retarded.]]
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames INTO THE PIT]]
** "UN, YOU, DERS, UN, DOND, DAND"
** Tearing me apart [[Film/TheRoom2003 LISA]]
** Oogie Boogie inhaling [[VideoGame/EarthBound1994 Giygas]].
** Great fucking ball sacks!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAp1p6ETdTc AVOJAIFNOT GETS EVISCERATED FOR MAKING THE MOST SACRELIGIOUS YOUTUBE POOP IN EXISTENCE]]
** [[WesternAnimation/ThePrinceOfEgypt I just made thousands of innocent slaves sing a saus joke.]] [[SelfDeprecation I'm a horrible person.]]
** Your face! ([[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames CD-i Ganon]] appears in the background)
** And then their chariots were completely obliterated.
** "This is incest with a homosexual motherfucker!"
** Last night, I fucked [[Manga/LuckyStar Kagami]].
** Did Moses saus like Ramses? Did Ramses knock up Kagami? Will they ever show Moses's mom ever again? Find out next time on ''[[Anime/DragonBallZ The Prince of Egypt Z]]''.
** he just went through all the trouble to say yes for you and you have to say no now, you ungrateful BASTARD
** PLEASE PROCEED INTO ANDROID EGYPTIAN HELL
** so moses goes back to egypt to live his life as a prince and forget about his sister and his entire family. how do i know this? because in the original scene he runs right the ENTIRE TIME but he's running left now so he's going back to his home now yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
*** THE FIRES OF HELL ARE BEING UNLEASHED. RUN MOSES, RUN. DON'T EVER LOOK BACK.
** INSERT MOSES GETTING BRUTALLY DRAGGED HERE
** Oops. Hold on, kids. Annoying little girl is having a slight malfunction.
** A name for [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries a certain insane, green-haired catfaced policewoman]].
** MOSES WAS DROPPED TO HIS DEATH, MUCH TO RAMSES'S GREAT DISMAY. HE IS AFTER ALL OF US.
** [[FreezeFrameBonus RAMSES MURDERED EVERYONE IN MIDIAN]].
*** [[UnreadablyFastText This is a Ramses mask.]] [[MerchandiseDriven Egypt had merchandise]].
** "[[SmallNameBigEgo I'm more important than you'll ever be in your life, so fuck you]]!"
** THE ZEROTH COMMANDMENT THOU SHALL NOT HAPPILY DECLARE YOUR EMOTIONAL ATTRACTION TO MILK AND MEAT
** Then Moses's staff/snake had an identity crisis
** The mashup of one of the songs in the film with [[Music/LadyGaga Bad Romance]] (By the power of Ra, ra, ra-a-ah!)
*** I am not using Anubis and Anukis.
** RAMSESESMAR! LET MY PE-NIS GO!
** I WANTED A GOLDEN DORY *nukes the entire freakin' planet*
*** And so, Moses and his friends were forced to wander the desert for 40 years to find the actual Promised Land. [[DroppedABridgeOnHim And then Moses died]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz7OD9B-olE The Devil's Guide to Playing Circus Gallop with Your Fingernails, Step 4.26]], a [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney t]][[VideoGame/Spyro2RiptosRage r]][[WebAnimation/AwesomeSeries u]][[Series/{{Seinfeld}} l]][[WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} y]] [[Film/TenaciousDInThePickOfDestiny e]][[Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya p]][[Manga/AzumangaDaioh i]]c poop.
** [[UnreadablyFastText VALENTINE'S DAY IS ALREADY OVER YOU STUPID GOAT]]
*** The lines flash across the screen almost too fast to read or ''even pause accurately''.
---->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney Esmerelda:]]''' You SUS!\\
'''Phoebus:''' Ah-ah-ah... I'm the ''god'' of SUS!
** "Douchée!"
** Franchise/{{Spyro|The Dragon}}'s appearance.
--->'''Spyro:''' Hot hot bitches!
*** "I RAPE dragons!" (awkward word splicing lol)
** THERE IS OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG WITH MY PIANO
** [[Franchise/TouhouProject U.N. Owen]] [[AwesomeMusic/TouhouProject Was Her]]
** And then Jay Chou challenged himself to a piano duel but he kept losing!@1 loolol
** [[WebAnimation/AwesomeSeries "I don't know, I really love dickdickdick"]]
** "Butt buddy!" [[UnreadablyFastText (whenever someone originally says "buddy", i have the tendency to change that to "butt buddy". it's an easy, efficient, and instant sex joke.]] [[SelfDeprecation it's also very stupid.)]]
** "Two words: [[JumpScare MORE RAPE]] [[CallBack NOT AGAIN]] [[SelfDeprecation YOU SUCK]] UN-SUBBED"
*** That's seven words.
** "[[Film/TenaciousDInThePickOfDestiny THE WORLD WILL BE YOURS]]" And then Satan gave up on his attempt to take over the world. The end.
** Demon code [[Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt RURU]]
*** [[UnreadablyFastText ruru insid joeks olo]]
** [[UnreadablyFastText teribl wai 2 hold gitar 0/5 unsub]]
** "I keep hallucinating sauce." "~Sauce sauce sauce sauce~"
** NO [[{{Fanservice}} FANSERVICE]] FOR YOOOUUU!!
** "Wait a sex!"
** "Fuck my computer!" dzzzzzZZZZZZ''ZZZZZZZT'' TRAUART
** ogm avojaifnot you ripipd of 450985092 ppl theer unsubd
** "Axman, Axman, [[MondegreenGag Assman]]"
** "I don't even know how I got HEAD!"
** "COCK!" [[UnreadablyFastText NO SERIOUSLY, WHO SAYS "CANDY" LIKE "CAHWN-DY"?]]
** JESUS'S SUS'S
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} My favorite part of the game]]: sus. '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH''''' The end.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLbpmLUOo6E Hitler rants about 25fps]].
** FAIL! FUCKING FAIL!
** A.S.S.
** [[FreezeFrameBonus omfg its funi bc hes]] [[Anime/DragonBallZ saiyan]] [[SarcasmMode sumthin diffrnt in german but he saying dick in eng lol]]
*** ind3d mai gewd comrad now lets get sum ice cr33m after this
** "It has been gay! IT HAS BEEN GAY!"
** [[UnreadablyFastText sawnd liek chomp dats y he ate himself lol]]
** DING DING DING- ... [[FreezeFrameBonus The next time Hitler says DING somebody is going to die]] ... DING'''''[[StuffBlowingUp KABOOOOOOOOM]]'''''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmkPxL3SI2Q Akira Battles Darth Izumi In Front Of A House]] is just constant hilarity all the way through.
** "[[SelfDeprecation Avojaifnot does not have a life!]]"
** HA HA! HA HA! HA HA!
** CHAPTER TWO! {{Trope}}!
** [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith "I have brought PENIS to my new anime!"]] *extremely loud ScareChord*
*** [[{{Pun}} Ana-kun~]]
*** [[UnreadablyFastText Truly, I am the funniest person in the world.]]
** [[FreezeFrameBonus oblig]][[OverlyLongGag atory]][[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames ganon]][[LampshadeHanging .gif]]
** "Stop having [[EverythingsCuterWithKittens kittens]]!" [[LetsPlay/{{Raocow}} WAH!]]
** [[FauxtivationalPoster COME TO THE DARK SIDE: We can bench-press with one arm!]]
** [[VideoGame/Spyro2RiptosRage I!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Hate!]] Music/{{Dragonforce}}! *cut to Ripto failing at [[VideoGame/GuitarHero Through the Fire and Flames]] and {{ragequit}}ting*
** [[FreezeFrameBonus ANIME? OH NO!]] [[SarcasmMode THAT MEANS THAT THIS POOP SUCKS ASS NOW!]]
** Pika [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pika]] BZZZZZZ Demo Demo [[FreezeFrameBonus Demo]]
** POOPING Manga/{{Akira}} IS HARD
*** You win the You Suck At Using Akira award!
** [[Film/{{Inception}} WE NEED TO]] [[FreezeFrameBonus GO DEEPER]]
** ''"YOU'RE RUINING MY LAWL!!!"''
** "You were [[YourMom my MOTHER]], Anakin!" "ACHOO!!!" "[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you!]]" '''''[[JumpScare AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]]'''''
** [[TheStinger The Blue Sky Athletics remix:]] COMGWO-ALREADY-DID-THIS BUT-I'M-DOING-IT DOES-THIS-MEAN-I'M-CLONE? '''[[color:red:NO]]''' I-DON'T-KNOW-I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT-WE'RE-YELL-ING-A-BOUT I-DON'T-KNOW-I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT-WE'RE-YELL-ING-A-BOUT I-DON'T-KNOW-I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT-WE'RE-YELL-ING-A-BOUT I-DON'T-KNOW-WHY-WE'RE-YELL-ING I-DON'T-KNOW-WHY-WE'RE-YELL-ING I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT-WE'RE-YELL-ING-A-BOUT! ThatsAllFolks
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDiUHs-cBYc Pinkish Pastry Receives The Pulitzer Prize For Reasons Unknown]]
** "Rocky can suck my ass!"
** "I'm just glad none of da police showed up!" (cut to Rocky in a jail cell while a snippet of "[[Series/TheIncredibleHulk1977 The Lonely Man]]" plays)
** "They're not [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]]!"
** "I'm having wonderful sex (Sex joke #97438234) right now!"
** [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Glaceon's]] appearance ([[InJoke Glaceon is typically linked to]] [[https://www.youtube.com/user/TheChutley TheChutley]]).
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMoT2Ds8OXg MULAN'S TOOTAT PROTOOS HER FROM HARH]]
** "Ancestors! Ancestors! Incest INCEST ''INCEST''"
** "Fuck you! I see you have a sauce!"
** "I am the guardian of all SAUS! I am the powerful, powerful, powerful... [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Morshu]]."
*** "I don't do that tongue thing." "MMM"
*** "From the makers of VideoGame/DoubleDragon: '''Double Dishonor'''"
** "Sis, if I was my reaeREAer, my cow would see straaaaaight through your armor!"
** "The Huns have struck here, here, here, here, here, here, and here, here, and here, [[OverlyLongGag and here, and here, and here, and here, here, he-]]"
** "Pour the tea. Pour the tea. Pour the pee. Tour the tea. Tour the '''''[[SensoryAbuse AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]]'''''"
** Mulan accidentally nukes Paris with a dragon cannon. [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney Frollo]] blames the matchmaker.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFstoN2P_KE The Day Demo Stood Still (Or Something Like That)]]
** AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR SOME RAOCOW!
** The most important ability you have is to [[SuicideAsComedy kill yourself]]
** John [=McCain=]!
** [[FreezeFrameBonus dangit likety i sentence mixed this joke before you made the video that had those exact same words aaaaaa (jk lol by the way raocow really did say something that sounded like "my ass")]]
** [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic The Moskau and Shambhala 2010 mashup]].
** [[SensoryAbuse I RAN OUT OF IDEAS]]
** Introducing the world's worst vagina ever!
** The Gyro Bowl is 360 percent destructible!
** Bring 'em to [[Series/TheOfficeUS The Office]]! [[BigNo NOOOOOO!!!]]
** Fill them up with 900 dishwashers and rev up [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants those fryers!]]
** Inner--Inner--[[ManipulativeEditing Internet]]
** Kids and moms everywhere love [[SensoryAbuse ear rape]] because it's '''''[[SelfDemonstratingArticle VIRTUALLY INDESTRUCTIBLE!!!]]'''''
** The remix of Pictures At An Exhibition.
** "[[WesternAnimation/MoralOrel It looks like the only fists that are raised in this town are]][[note]]he'd actually be throwing his shades on the ground but hell if i know[[/note]][[WesternAnimation/MoralOrel pacifists!]]"
*** "[[MemeticMutation YYEEEAAHHH--]]" "[[JumpScare NO!]] [[TakeThat That show's a piece of shit!]]"
** DICKS OF DEATH
** I'm gonna kill somebody.
** Slutty whore kisser KISSER!
** Yeah, right you listen to Music/WithinTemptation. ([[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic cut to a YTPMV of Within Temptation's "Iron"]])
** No wonder my penis is… small!
** I'm gonna make Demo dance. (as Demo starts dancing, a Gyro Bowl UFO comes and abducts her)
*** Unfortunately for Demo, the spaceship was full of soggy cereal.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AspAyCOMiU Spectrum Scramble Wreaks Havoc On A Stereotypical Western Town]]
** "That means there's [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Ganon]] in the tub!" "Join me, Pinkie Pie. Or else you will DIE!"
** If you think I'm going to put in some {{NSFW}} picture You are incorrect
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jebhf8mT2E0 Joe Ligotti Collects All The Power Stars Using His Action Figures]]
** My father is the Pissed Off Angry Gamer!
** [[UnreadablyFastText That's not really what eviscerate means. His hand motions merely made me think of something...]] [[VideoGame/EarthBound1994 I don't despise Mr. Saturn, by the way, I barely know the guy!]]
** All my father had to do was [[OffingTheOffspring kill me]]!
** Spoiler alert: You're all faggots! FAGGOTS, I SAY!
** Without this penis, you'll never get laid!
** We gotta find [[VideoGame/HotelMario THE PRINCESS]]
** And so [[ScrewYourself we fucked ourselves]]
** [[Film/TheRoom2003 What a story, Luigi!]]
*** [[FreezeFrameBonus C'mon Yoshi, The Room jokes were only cool in 2010! But Mama Luigi's 2007, though, hehe]]
** Is that ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk oh my fucking god
** Give me a sofa *throws sofa at Chief* *[[Music/{{Dragonforce}} Through the Fire and Flames]]* You wanna do this retro? *8-bit Through the Fire and Flames*
** [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Here we go.]]
** I've always wanted sauce. NOM NOM NOM
** [[BlackComedyRape I'm here to rape everybody in the universe.]]
** Get out of my asshole, I don't want to go deeper. *[[DrivenToSuicide gunshot]]*
*** AND THEN HE I DON'T KNOW
*** [[SelfDeprecation YOU'RE NOT FUNNY]]
** I don't care *and then the singer gave up*
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCVt3sOrwns Zira Throws Pride Rock Into A Black Hole And Exiles The Entire Universe]]
** The opening theme from ''Anime/MyNeighborTotoro'' plays at the beginning.
** [[UnreadablyFastText Whoa, Timon, your views on morality are unbelievably warped! Seriously...]]
** [[FreezeFrameBonus more like "paghetti" but to hell with it]]
** "That's not a king! That's a fucking BITCH!"
** [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Loading Dick Sauce of a movie...]]
** "I should have been the Franchise/{{Terminator}}!"
** [[FauxtivationalPoster KOVU (In case you didn't know what the hell Zira just said, well, here ya go.)]]
** [[FreezeFrameBonus Ha! Using the power of reverses, I have managed to kill somebody!]]
** [[strike: BEN]] [[WebVideo/BenDrowned BOTH DROWNED]]
** "I've never really been a [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Tyranitar]]!"
** [[SarcasmMode it's funny because sexual intercourse]]
** One day when you're gay gay gay
** "OK! XXX SUS!"
** The My Lullaby part has this gem:
---> '''Nuka''': So you fucked yourself?\\
'''Zira''': Maybe.
** These lines near the end:
---> '''Kiara''': Why you bring me DONUTS?\\
'''Simba''': Because you are Mike.\\
'''Kiara''': [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]\\
(Kiara is clobbered by a flying box of Dunkin' Donuts)
** Now, it is time to CASTRATE Simba!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byZj7MBCpJ4 ZIRA PERFORMS THE BLUE TANGO IN FRONT OF AN EXTREMELY BLOODTHIRSTY WOLF]].
--> '''Simba''': I'm counting on you. ([[VisualPun Numbers appear over Timon's head]])
** MY BOREDOM HAS LED ME TO USING A SOURCE THAT Y'ALL WOULDN'T DREAM OF ME USING!
** "[[AbusiveParents My mother]] [[ShockAndAwe tasers me!]]"
** [[DroppedABridgeOnHim HE DIED.]]
*** [[FreezeFrameBonus Now for a YTPMV more satanic than that YTPMV from "End of Fudgecake"!]]
** [[TheStinger OOOOOOOOOONE THOOOOOOOUSAAAAAND! OOOOOOOOOONE THOOOOOOOUSAAAAAND!]]
** You're more sexy than usual. I want your solid snake in my asshole.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhvafqF9NpE& Miss Vitani Pacman is exiled for eating nested sequence overloads]].
** "[[WesternAnimation/CloneHigh No man]]!" "[[UnreadablyFastText He's fucking her. And then he's going fuck me! OH MY GOOOOOOD]]" "{{Yuri|Genre}}!" ([[UnreadablyFastText there's two Kiara's right now, it's possible!]])
** "SUS!" "[[LampshadeHanging What the fuck is a SUS?!]]"
** [[FreezeFrameBonus i was going to put facerape her but i'd rip off deckman92 now where's my neg 1000 subscribers]]
** "Till he learns to be a TENTACLE RAPER!"
** I will now reveal to you some unnecessary information. This is because I intend to create a wall of text that only goes for, like, one frame. Anyways, a few years later, the voice actor for Kovu, the dark colored lion, would go on to voice Haku from ''Anime/SpiritedAway''. Throughout the movie, [[TheStoic Haku is 95% emotionless and monotone]]. Why? Because Kovu's voice actor learned his fucking lesson. Let's go to Zira, whose eye is very close up right now. Like her role as the antagonist in The Lion King 2, Zira's voice actor plays the antagonist in ''Spirited Away'', named Yubaba. And you know what? Kovu supposedly works for Zira like Haku supposedly works for Yubaba. That's right. Kovu and Haku are both major characters who help the main character. Those main characters are Kiara and Chihiro- '''COINCIDENCE MUCH?!?''' Anyways, I'll stop typing and start giving you more insane shit to look at [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs and subscribe in hopes of getting more]].
** kiara's car is retarded
** And then Vitani ate Simba. Kovu got the leftovers.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOCuV0GC86Q The Court of Miracles Runs Out of Miracles]]:
** "Where the lame can walk, and the blind can see, but the dead don't walk, and the blind don't walk, [[CaptainObvious and the blind don't see,]] the lame don't talk, the lame can see..."
** [[ClusterFBomb "We like to get the dick]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment 'cause it's the sex that's really the fuck!"]]
** [[ThatsWhatSheSaid "That's what]] [[YourMom your mother said!"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8dY_9Mvf-Y The Hunchback of Haruhi Suzumiya]]:
** "I am your Facebook friend..."
** "Destroy Asahina, and let her taste the fires of hell!"
** "Frorf gave me a cruel name, a name that means Haruhi..."
** "I'm going to kick you in the ass"
** "I have been fucking their juices one by one by one by one [[OverlyLongGag by one by one by one]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veJ6dSF7WCQ Whiffle Withdrawn Accidentally Presses the B Button During Transformation]]:
** "My name is [[WesternAnimation/TheIronGiant Iron Giant]], and today is the worst day of your life!"
** "Every time I try to fuck myself I become a Franchise/{{Pokemon}}." (reflection turns into Ampharos)
** "The new Fluttershy does not want male genitals."
** "Fucking yourself can be fun!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC5k6zpizis THE GRUMPY GILLS FAMILY EATS AT THE RESTAURANT OF THE INCREDIBLY STACKBABBING COLOR CURVY PHASERS]].
** "With you fucking every [[RunningGag Dory]]!"
** '''[[SensoryAbuse WOODY RAVE]]'''
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}} "Stay out of the kitchen!"]] [[StayInTheKitchen "Get back in the kitchen!"]]
** His foot SHATTERED into a million pieces.
** "The WHOHW is a SES! The boy! The boy! Suck my gay balls!"
** The [[VideoGame/KirbySuperStar Skyhigh]] remix.
** "[[Franchise/TheIncredibles Take out its]] [[ShotInTheAss BUTT!]]"
** [[FreezeFrameBonus inb4 triforce/]][[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames cd-i/king jokes]]
*** [[UnreadablyFastText HEY]] [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime LISTEN]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v95EQmWBc0& Zira Eats A Cupcake]].
** The Chicken Dance remix.
** "Kovu's DICK grows longer, and Zira fills his heart with SHIT!"
** "One day when your testicles drop!"
** "The sound of Simba's squealing when Kovu is pounding his ass!"
** "Come, my minions! Rise for your master! LLL-"
** Zira eating a cupcake while the opening of "Music/KnightsOfCydonia" plays in the background and then [[NukeEm exploding]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md9BKkUEjZU Geri's Layoff from His Toy Repairman Job]]. Epileptics beware, and good luck finding all the {{Freeze Frame Bonus}}es!
** [[VideoGame/EarthBound1994 GIYGAS]]
*** Cannot speak english.
*** but does speak fluent chinese
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yBdBLuzQ6Y Orel Puppington Sings The No Children Song That Ends The Church]].
** "REVEREND PUTTY SURE CAN DRUM OH EM GEE"
** This YouTubePoop gets two and a half [[Series/TwoAndAHalfMen Men]]! [[FreezeFrameBonus DUMB]] [[TakeThat SHOW]]
** "I'm going to drown for no reason!"[[note]]And the award for the world's worst visual gag effect goes to...[[/note]]
** "[[WhatTheHellHero WTF YOU JUST RIPPED OUT A SIGN'S INTERNAL ORGAN]]. [[YouBastard GOOD JOB YOU MURDERER]]"
** "SQUEE SQUEE SQUEE"
*** I'm not putting any pictures of animated moeblobs because that would be too predictable.
** "Count 'em, one, and it's two!" (CLAY CANNOT COUNT)
** "Please sit back and enjoy Adobe Premiere! *computer error sound effect* Holy shit! Stop crashing, Premiere!"
*** *computer error sound effect* [[BrickJoke WHY DO YOU QUIT WORKING]]?!

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[[folder: [=Awful Fawfulthe Falafe= ]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhJKL_pwSSA Squishward the Irrespondible's Day of Dirty Deeds]]
** Okay, '''SPONGEBOB!''', ''let's get down to business''.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLTSMwEc3RE SpongeBaal Forces A Krappily Crusted Pizza Unto The Customer]]
** Fluttershy's [[YouBastard reaction]] to [=SpongeBob=] driving into the Twin Towers, [[TakeThat a jab at commenters]] being offended by poops with anything 9/11-related.
** The truck driver torching an Xbox 360.
** [=SpongeBob=] fighting the truck driver ''VideoGame/{{Mother}}''-style.
** [=SpongeBob=] singing [[VideoGame/MarioKartDoubleDash Mario Circuit]], [[VideoGame/EarthBound1994 Battle Against a Machine]], [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Song of Storms]], and [[VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG Beware the Forest's Mushrooms]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szApA9raYgI SpingeBill Learns The Dark Arts of the Krusty Pooping]]
** Poise, confidence, and a smile that says "Hello, Squidward, may I fuck your ass?"
** CHOCOLATE?! Rain *[[Music/TayZonday Chocolate Rain]]* [[MythologyGag Dong]]!
** '''PERSONAL HYGEINE.'''
** [=SpongeBob=] asking Fluttershy for a raise, then getting [[ChainsawGood chainsawed in half]].
** It's Fawful's business rival, [[VideoGame/{{Mother}} Pokey]]!
* And a follow up to the above, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM4Sb0lzDRM SpingeBill Learns the Dark Truth of an Overrated Poop.]] SelfDeprecation to the max. What makes it funnier is that [=AwfulFawfultheFalafe=] genuinely does consider the above Poop to be an OldShame.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiLPEVbR-js SpenglerBab Causes a Lack of Undersea Affection]]
-->'''Patrick:''' (To [[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII Xemnas]]) I defy you, heart man! *rips off his clothes*
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8mibNvkMsM A Night on Edd Mountain]]. You better take deep breaths before watching it.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UUPUNsyGr0 NIGHT OF THE LIVING ED]]
** Multiple Kevins holding up signs that say [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "God Hates Dorks"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwgPraTb_64 Squishward Feigns Krabsperger's Syndrome to Squeeze Sponges in the Employee Lounge]]
** The beautifully-crafted intro set to the first opening theme from ''Anime/SpaceDandy''.
** "What a beautiful day, and here I am, trapped in a prison of Republicans and being dead." (montage of clips of Squidward dying in previous Fawful videos)
** "Alright, [[SuicideAttack THERE'S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST!]]"
** "You ring the bell when there's a sick boss-like orgy, but NO! I'm just so fucking done with this restaurant!" (Krusty Krab is full of robots, hipster fish is drinking out of [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Master Shake]]) "Wanna get naked?" "He burnt my shake."
** "That's it, that's it, I'm just gonna take a shit, [[UnusualEuphemism carnival style]]!" (takes shit, customers run outside and fall to their deaths) "That sounds like Squidward dropping a shit!"
** "You've gotta ''[[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 let it go]]''"
** "Wait, Squidward... I'm gonna pound your rear end."
** "Meatball, meatball, spaghetti underneath, (getting progressively faster and higher-pitched) ''RAVIOLI, RAVIOLI, GREAT BARRIER REEF''"
** "[[TheStinger Dicks.]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvEgApesBWk The Rat Who Shagged Me]]
** The demented ''Arthur'' title sequence. Just ''try'' not to laugh.
** D.W. opening a shower curtain to reveal The King and Morshu having gay sex in the bathtub.
--->[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants "Uh, I can explain."]]
** Buster throwing an old, moldy sandwich at the principal's face, melting it.
** Binky ripping off Sue Ellen's head and crumpling it like a piece of paper.
** A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K, A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K...
** The pictures and audio for end credits are downright chaotic.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag6pqXsTXSw End of the Universe]]
** "We... are the crystal-" "DOGS!!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpPpzdF6yfY How the Grinch Got Dragged Into the Street & Stoned for His Infidelity]], a prime example of CrossesTheLineTwice from beginning to end - featuring an anti-Christ Grinch, [[MindScrew among]] [[BlackComedy other]] seriously effed-up [[NightmareFuel delights]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVzMx6e0Y2M Mike and The Sullster Go Three-Way With Their Company-bought Life Insurance Policy]]
** The Creator/{{Pixar}} VanityPlate is edited so that the lamp is jumping on the "I" in "CAPITALISM".
** The kid dummy basting Mr. Bile with his laser-vision.
--->'''Mr. Waternoose:''' Well done. ''Where am I?''
** "The future is [[PaedoHunt human kids]] at Monsters, Inc."
** "Of course, M.I. is prepared to ''kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!''"
** A car pulling up and [[CrossesTheLineTwice gunning down a bunch of monster children]].
** Celia [[VomitIndiscretionShot vomiting]] on Mike's face.
** Mike and Celia's date.
--->'''Celia:''' What are you looking at?\\
'''Mike:''' I was just thinking about your boobs.\\
''(Celia stabs Mike on his hand)''\\
'''Mike:''' ''AAAAHH!!!'' Just the other day, someone asked me who I thought the most beautiful monster was in all of Monstropolis, and you know what I said? It's your mom.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4bgI9tv9nw Deliver Us]]
** [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward driving into various real-world scenes, including Egypt, where Squidward sticks a nose on the Sphinx. There's also, briefly, a news report captioned "FICTIONAL GUY DRIVES ANIMATED CAR INTO PEOPLE".

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Azure Ice Lord Mark= ]]
]
* [[WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou Nas]] [[https://youtube.com/watch?v=rukuatfLPxs kills deejays]]
** Nash: "We never really saw the [[Series/DoctorWho Dalek's]] [[Platform/SegaGenesis Genesis]]."
** Orcini with the [[Videogame/XenobladeChronicles1 Monado]]
** Jobel: Provided that the [[ManipulativeEditing bitch]] doesn't crumble to dust before we get her underground.
** The stinger:
--->'''Nash:''' I think I fell in man love with [[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends Aure]][[ManipulativeEditing lion]] [[OurDragonsAreDifferent Sol]].\\
'''Aurelion Sol:''' Naturally.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Baconated Grapefruits= ]]
]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKFYL6GIc1I Grav3yardgirl Squ33z3s Your G3nitals]]
** "And it's everybody's favorite day of the week, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and that's the day of the week that's everybody's favorite!]]" (Thanks, CaptainObvious)
** "Does this [[ComicBook/FantasticFour Thing]] really work?"
** "Today, we are extremely high! '''''Magical...'''''"
** "When I was younger, I used to love [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazi memorabilia]]!"
** "Let's get a cock, and then go outside and have sex!" *color bars*
** "Come on, Slushie Magic! ''Don't let me down, Slushie Magic!''" (I don't even know)
** "I feel like I'm, like, squeezing someone's testicles!"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Bananimal981= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3gJAO5KlMs susway feces]]
** "An ode to the [=SuS=] to the '''[=SuS=]''' to the '''''[=SuS=]'''''
** "Freshly baked head. The Susway Feast, it's as big as my bread."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Barnabas B= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ5rlHAh2cY The Anti-climatic Death of Fox]]:
--> "Upon their arrival, [[GambitPileup Pigma betrayed Andross, and James betrayed Peppy, and the evil maniacal barren deserted James' son Fox betrayed his fate, and the team betrayed Pigma Dengar]]."
**
---> '''Fox:''' "Check your G-Diffuser System!" \\
'''Falco:''' "[[strike:Falco here. I'm fine.]] Something's wrong with the G-Diffuser!" \\
'''Peppy:''' "This is Peppy. DoABarrelRoll!" \\
'''Falco:''' "I could use some help here, Fox!" \\
'''Slippy:''' "Slippy here. I'm a monkey!" \\
'''Falco:''' "[[WhatTheHellHero HEY EINSTEIN. SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE G-DIFFUSER.]]"
**
---> '''Fox:''' "Let's take care of these guys first." \\
'''Wolf:''' [[MemeticMutation "Can't let you do that, Star Fox!"]] \\
'''Peppy:''' "Fox, take it easy!" \\
'''Wolf:''' [[{{Jerkass}} "Can't let you do that, Star Fox!"]] \\
'''Peppy:''' "Do a barrel roll!" \\
'''Wolf:''' "Can't let you do that, Star Fox!" \\
'''Peppy:''' "Everybody stay alert!" \\
'''Wolf:''' [[OverlyLongGag "Can't let you do that, Star Fox!"]]
**
---> '''Andross:''' "I've been waiting for you, Star Fox. You know that I control UsefulNotes/{{Canada}}!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9K1IuRt_qY Billy Mays: The Fast and Easy Way to Kill Your Family]]:
** "Are you fed up with your family [[ToiletHumour shitting in your car]]?"
** "It's called the Ding King, it's the [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Ding King]], it's [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames the King]], it's a doozy, it's cash in the trash, it's Billy Mays right in the palm of your hand."
** "Stop steaming, and start burning and melting your family."
** "Just place it in a child's room and watch Billy Mays attack your family with a whopping six-pound bucket for just $19.99."
** "Kaaaaaaaboooooooooooooooooom..." ''(explosion)'' "And your family is gone!"
** "It has the power to break down your shower and leaves a path of ass."
** "You could even put one in your car so you can kill your family before you go inside."
** "We'll also include two mouth-watering Billy Burgers, [[HonestJohnsDealership a whopping two-dollar value for only $19.95]]."
** "If you're not completely satisfied, Billy Mays will [[BlackComedyRape rape you in your shower]], but you gotta call now!"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Barney Is Perverted=] (Retired) ]]

* Spingebill Blows Exotic Instruments (original video no longer exists, mirrored [[http://www.zippcast.com/video/1321a4275e21d615112 here]].)
** "Hi, Billy Mays here..." (door slam)
** "The problem is, I overdosed on ibuprofen and can't make it."
** This scene:
--->'''Squidward:''' "Okay, now. How many of you have played with Play-doh before?"\\
''(Patrick raises his hand)''\\
'''Squidward:''' "How many have you played musical instruments before?"\\
'''Patrick:''' "Is penis an instrument?"\\
'''Squidward:''' "No, Patrick, penis is not an instrument."\\
'''Patrick:''' "Not the way I use em'!"
** Plankton doing the [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd AVGN]] theme on harmonica.
** At the end, the band remembering Squidward's advice on how if they play loud, people might think they're good. So they play an [[SensoryAbuse ear-splitting]] BrownNote that leaves Squidward in shock.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdWv3L56si4 Spingebill Experiences a Horrifying NDE]]: Mr. Krabs humping the sink drain.
** And subsequently, getting his dick caught and [=SpongeBob=] turning on the garbage disposal.
** "When you're Eminem, you'll really enjoy the way you taste." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
** "That sounds like my baby dropping...!"
** "Do you want... four pickles?"
** After Squidward goes crazy with the fire extinguisher, he walks up to [=SpongeBob=], who has a mustache made from the spray. [=SpongeBob=] notices Squidward's beard (made from the spray, of course), and the following exchange occurs:
--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Hey, Santa!\\
'''Squidward:''' (wiping the beard off) IT'S ME, YOU FUCK!!!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCmt8yE-OBE Spingebill Is Very Insertive]]
** Bubble Bass sitting on [=SpongeBob=].
** "Hey, go fuck [[Music/LadyGaga that bitch!]]"
*** (beeping sound) "Whoa, buried treasure!" And then he proceeds to enjoy Lady Gaga's "buried treasure".
** This scene:
--->'''Plankton:''' [=SpongeBob=], that was wonderful! Is that an all-over tan?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=] (as his pants fall down):''' Well, not all of me!\\
'''Nat:''' Dude, put that thing away, there are like, children here!

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Bat Hunter Of Devon= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ORzvzkmvhM The Mighty Morphin' Suspect Rangers]]
** "The culprit is the traaans student..."
** Kaito contradicts [[MesACrowd himself.]]
--->'''Kaito:''' Th-There's no way it's possible!\\
'''Other Kaito:''' Hey, don't say that! The impossible is possible! All you gotta do is make it so!
** "Gonta would never kill Angie! Gonta would only kill Miu!
** The entire seance segment- which has now become a roasting session for Nick Cage.
** Himiko really IS the Ultimate Mage!
--->'''Himiko:''' I'll put a silencing curse on whoever calls Tenko's death meaningless!\\
'''Kokichi:''' [[TemptingFate Tenko's death is meaningless!]]\\
'''Himiko: DEATH CURSE!'''\\
(Kokichi dies)
** Which comes up again at the end of the poop.
--->'''Korekiyo:''' I killed Tenko, that is the truth- but it is meaningless in this class trial.\\
'''Himiko:''' Tenko's death was meaningless!?\\
'''Korekiyo:''' Gnrk!\\
'''Himiko:''' [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames You must die!]] Maaaaaaaagic!\\
(Korekiyo [[ImMelting melts]])
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVTQB1_-fUI Ultra Idiot Girls]]
** Komaru gets so confused she malfunctions.
--->'''Komaru:''' At least tell me if you're an enemy, or a friend, or a [[VitriolicBestBuds frenemy]], or an [[FriendlyEnemy end]], or a [[WebAnimation/KroboProductions fre-erf]], or an [[RepetitiveAudioGlitch er-er-er-er-er-er]]-
--->(Toko [[PercussiveMaintenance slaps her]])
** Toko introduces herself as "some filthy woman who's sick in the head..." and then clarifies that's her [[UnfortunateNames actual name]], with it even ''showing up on the text box.''
** Toko stutters when she calls Yuta an "idiot swimmer," he responds [[SharedFamilyQuirks the same way his sister did to that insult]] [[CallBack in the pooper's previous poop about the first Danganronpa trial.]]
--->'''Yuta:''' But I'm on the track team! [[VocalDissonance Oh, and]] [[SkewedPriorities more importantly]]: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-Idiot swimmer?
** The end scene:
--->(Komaru slaps Toko)
--->'''Toko:''' [[MemeticMutation Aw, fuck. I can't believe you've done this.]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Bendyfan Animations ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVKF8oRtxQI BFDI 1a: Give the Plunge]]
** This:
---> '''Pencil''': Flower's really afraid of flowers.\\
''(cut to Flower kicking a duplicate of herself)''
** The "I got dead again" scene from ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' being re-enacted by Snowball.
** The Announcer saying that the contesants will be competing on ''Series/SquidGame''.
** The fake ending, where the Announcer grants Dream Island to Pin and Leafy and a credits scene starts to play, only for the Announcer to say "SIKE!" and cut off the credits.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PwFMwvE46Q BFDI 1b: Give the Plunge 2: Electric Boogaloo]]
** Leafy saying "Ice Cube" being remixed to [[Music/VanillaIce "Ice Ice Baby"]].
** This scene:
---> '''Snowball''': (''while Flower is dancing provocatively in the background)'' That Flower is really sexy.\\
'''Blocky''': I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll fuck her up!\\
'''Bubble''': Uh-oh.\\
''(Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit title pops up accompanied by its iconic sound)''
** Once there are 5 contesants left to be selected for the teams:
---> '''Profily''': Don't you mean 6?\\
'''Other contestants''': [[VideoGame/HotelMario No.]]
** Pen says "I'm a oar!" [[VisualPun while the word "OR" is overlaid over him]].

[[/folder]]

[[folder: bentbob ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml8HIf-T5Dk More I.M. Meen Bloopers]].
--> '''I.M. Meen:''' WHERE'S THE DAMN BACKGROUND!?

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=The Big Dog111= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulXWN-o0Ro8 Lawl Yayman sucks SeeS RooR]]
** "Ladies and cocksuckers! My mom's name is Hay Paulmen, and I am Lawl Yayman!"
** [[Wrestling/SethRollins [=SeeS RooR=]]]: "The cocksucker! ...That had a real tough time getting [=SUCKed=] by Daniel Bryan."
** "And in each and every one of those cases, [=CoC=] Sesnar had... [[NumberOfTheBeast 6...6...]]'''[[NumberOfTheBeast 6...]]''' days to FUCK for those opponents!"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=The Big L1= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUQIB8-ocMU A Murder Mystery Condensed From Authentic Animated Cartoon Painis]]
** Robotnik interrupting VideoGame/IMMeen's remix of [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} "Spider Dance"]].
--->'''Robotnik:''' ''Stop it!'' We're not doing another one of those Undertale music video things! It's time to sex!
*** And later, Robotnik's freak-out when Sans weasels his way into the video.
** [[VideoGame/HotelMario Mario and Luigi's]] cameo.
--->'''Mario:''' It's kinda dark!\\
'''Luigi:''' Well, maybe she made that {{creepypasta}}.\\
'''Mario:''' (''points to the detective'') Luigi, who's that?
** The ReactiveContinuousScream at the end when it turns out I.M. Meen was the killer.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_vGJOJU0Bw Robotnik Remembers Where He Put His Three-Month-Old Boxing Day Memes]]
** "Look at my tiny legs! God-damn!"
** [[ConspiracyTheorist "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams!"]]
** [[VideoGame/GameBoyCamera "Who are you running from?"]]
** Robotnik cussing out [[VideoGame/HotelMario Mario and Luigi]] for butting their way into his video.
--->'''Robotnik:''' [[Literature/TheSonicTheHedgehogJokeBook Candle-sniffing fuck-fence! Go climb a wall of dicks]]!
** Robotnik singing a verse of [[Series/LazyTown "We Are Number One"]].
** Scratch accidentally reversing the video near the end.
** [[TheStinger "The ending, it was a little..." "UNACCEPTABLE!"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76PqMxhQ7u0 Robotnik is 8,000 Mobiums in the Hole]]
** "Ooh, [[ServileSnarker I didn't know there was a Robotnik in the hole]]!" "Fuck both of you!"
** "Not exactly, your [[Memes/TheSimpsons Steamed Hammy-ness!]]" "What did you say, you [[SubvertedCatchPhrase Double N-Word]]?!"
** "Haven't you heard of Doctor Robotnik, the nastiest ass in the history of Mobius?" "[[BluntYes Nope]]."
** "This could very well be the fulmination[[note]]noun, a violent denunciation or censure: violent explosion[[/note]] of my magnificent escape-proof prison!" Cue StuffBlowingUp.
** Dr. Robotnik calling Quark a "dick-butt".
** "Fuck off! With my sussy baka, you haven't got a snowball's chance in Hell!"
* [[https://youtu.be/ouvgxksu8sA Robotnik Gets a Few More of Those]]
** "This penius is '''way''' too solid for Robotnik!"
---> '''Robotnik:''' Is it?
---> '''Grounder:''' No it's not!
---> '''Scratch (extremely high-pitched):''' Yes it is!
---> ''''
** "If that's how you get your rocks off, go ahead!"
** "I'm going to push Start to rich!" ''(Riching intentifies)''
*** "YES! A few more of those and I'll get-" getting progressively more and more distorted, [[FunWithSubtitles including the subtitles]]
** The RunningGag of "Angry Robotnikish"
** "You're fif!" "Fif?" "Exactly! xactly! XAC XAC XAACAACACAC"
** The [[RuleOfThree three stages]] of disgusting, by Robotnik:
*** First:
----> '''Robotnik:''' I've got balls of STEEL! ''''
----> '''Robotnik:''' You didn't think I '''MENT''' my testicles, did you?
----> ''''
----> '''Robotnik:''' That's disgusting!
*** Second:
----> '''Robotnik:''' With Tails under my cont-, I can force cocks through anything I want!
----> '''Robotnik (higher pitched):''' That's even MORE disgusting!
*** And finally:
----> '''Robotnik:''' I'm going to build a GIANT coc, one big enough to blanket the whole planet in a single blast!
----> ''''
----> '''Robotnik:''' AHAHAHAHAH
----> '''Robotnik (low pitched):''' That's the most fabulously '''D I S G U S T I N G'''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Black Lodger ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRko4TcqsxQ Starscream Forms a Satanic Cult]]
** Starscream tries shooting Megatron in the back, but the latter walks away, completely unscathed.
--->'''Starscream:''' What the f**k?! Megatron! You... you dick!\\
'''Megatron:''' Fool! I cannot be terminated by a single blast from your puny weapon! I'm sick of your shit, especially at the cost of losing my cock!
** The Combaticons’ introduction has this:
--->'''Onslaught:''' Who the f**k are you?\\
''The Who’s “Who Are You” plays''\\
'''Onslaught:''' And what are we doing in these cocks?
** Batman, of all people, attacking the Autobots.
** Megatron confronting Optimus Prime.
--->'''Megatron:''' Return to me what is mine, and I will show you my ass!\\
'''Optimus:''' What the f**k are you talking about?! Return what?
** This bit:
--->'''Optimus:''' Siri, we need to know everything you have on the history of gay Decepticons.\\
'''Siri:''' Sorry, I didn't quite get that.
** "No Starscream! Not your ice cream, MY ice cream!"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Bloodage Edits ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6CwabhOWIA A Christmas Story & I Can't Get Up]]
--> '''Adult Ralphie''': ''(over footage of his house)'' There it is. My penis is ready for sex!

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Bluegroove157=] (retired) ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lk2uk3GDqM Mighty Sh*t Remover]]
** "The super powered salsa that removes shit with confidence!"
** "Its patented formula delivers salsa and detergent throughout your wash cycle, instantly removes shit from your clothes."
** "How do you know it's not gonna dissolve more than what you need?" "Go [bleep] yourself!"
** "Order now, or Creator/BillyMays will ruin your onions!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfZ7HTanCH0 Billy Mays Sells Stuff Jacked Up on Red Bull]]
** "You're on the toilet leaving a Hercules-sized shit and it won't come out." "Oh wait, that's Flummywister's video. Sorry…"
** The whole "Gator Paper" part.
** "Really long text that [[UnreadablyFastText only appears for 1 frame]], but you thought that you caught something while watching the video, so you replayed it a few times and tried to pause it at the right time to see what important thing was said here only to find that it means nothing! In the tone of [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Nelson Muntz]], 'Ha ha!'"
** "I have two of them because I have two of them. Most people won't get shit."
** "We're here to tell you: go fuck yourself with the Jupiter Jack!" ([[DontTryThisAtHome Those involved in this portion of the collaboration do not encourage doing weird things to yourself with the Jupiter Jack]])
** "If you're having problems with hard water build-up, soap scum, ring around the toilet, calcium, lime, and rust stains, then you need to grow the fuck up! Suck it up and get a [[Creator/{{Cs188}} JoJ]]!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TSvY7kpUG4 Vince Shticks It to Your Sofa]]
** "Hey, it's Creator/VinceOffer here with my new product called Shit on a Stick!"
** "And ladies, you're gonna like the little dick, but you're gonna love the [[BiggerIsBetterInBed big dick.]]" o_o

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUxvSD9foFQ Cs188 does the JOJ at the GYAAYG]]
** "Creator/{{Cs|188}} here, at the GYG!"
** "I love balls."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5xnMnH2Lp4 Diabeetus has Wilford Brimley]]
** "Good morning, Uh, I uh, uh, uh, uh… you know… shit." (''color bars'') "I'm Wilford Brimley and I shit in your apple pie."
** "Well, if you have diabeetus, and your diabeetus has diabeetus, well, you have diabeetus." (''O RLY? owl appears'')
** "I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus. Actually, about…" (''RecordNeedleScratch'') "…diabeetus."
** "Have a good [[FreudianSlip dick]]." (''color bars'') "Have a good day. Yay."
** "I lost all my shit, and as a result of all these things, my dick hurts like hell."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPKmBTv07Ww Radicalfaith360 Does it All Over Again]]
** "We can shit in a Big City Toilet!"
** "Today, I'm showing you how to screw your friends. So what you'll do is you'll take your penis and you will lightly tap your friend's ass."
** "What do you do when you doo-doo in your car? You get Kaboom and [[AssShove stick it in your pooper!]]"
** "[[Franchise/ToyStory Woody!]]"
** "When it comes to FAAF repair in North FAAF, there is nobody with an A+ rating [[WordSalad that has a high Better Business Bureau.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNjlMR3eQP4 Billy Mays Discusses Those Awkward Moments]]
** "It happens. You see your mom in the shower with no clothing, and you vomit your Big City Slider all over the bathroom. Hi, Billy Mays here with Zorbeez!" BAD IDEA
** "It happens. You get your cock stuck in a bucket of cheese and it smells like shit. Hi, Billy Mays here for What Odor." WORSE IDEA
** "[[RuleOfThree It happens.]] You get gophers up your ass—[[WhoWritesThisCrap Who wrote this shit?]]"
** "You can also shit on a bed of onions for that classic shit on a bed of onions taste."
** "Hey, check out the hay!"
** "And you can't blow those businessmen the way you thought you could. Maybe you just went and drove, because you knew they'd ruin your cock for life."
** "It's called the Shit King. When two laxatives aren't enough—hguoneenough— reach for the Shit King. Shit will fly from your ass at over 100 miles an hour! Call now and you'll get the Shit King kit complete with guaranteed diarrhea, all for just [[WeirdCurrency 19 sliced onions]]. As a special bonus, we'll also include our Shit Grater for no reason, freerf."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo2brbC9Vxk RadicalFaith360's "The Bitch Switch" Reenpoopment]]
** Firstly, it's a role reversal for [=Radicalfaith360=], he "made" the poop first, and then bluegroove and another user reconstructed it with actual Billy Mays clips.
** "Billy Mays here for the Bitch Switch, the easy way to turn on any bitch, with the flick of a switch!"
** "You can even shit in a child--" (WAIT! WRONG VIDEO) "You can even have sex in a rocket ship, or sex on the moon, or in space, or in the kitchen, when you cook delicious Big City Titties! Moms are gonna love it!"
** "You can even flick the switch wherever you are, and it becomes the [[ShoutOut Handy Jack-it]] [[Creator/{{cs188}} Switch]]!" ([[Music/ScissorSisters NASTY]][[RepetitiveAudioGlitch -EYAY-EYAY-AAAY]])
** "But I'm not done yet! Billy Mays--" ''([[ShoutOut clip of]] [[Creator/{{Mark3611}} a turtle]])''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_tRhIapHKs WTF Spray]]
** "Unlike other products that don't do shit, WTF Spray completely eliminates orange clothing forever. And is it true that WTF Spray can grate cheese with ease in less than 10 seconds?"
** "Why am I shouting? Who f[[[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]]ing cares?"
** "If you wanna get the [[Creator/{{cs188}} JoJ]] done, you want Creator/BillyMays, a name you can trust. Introducing the Billy Mays Ultimate Cock, eight cocks in one!"
** "Ordinary cocks are too small to get the [=JoJ=] done. My cock has the strength to pull this fully loaded, 80,000 pound tractor trailer!"
** This:
--->'''Anthony Sullivan''': Hey, it's Sully.\\
'''Billy Mays''' (''over Jupiter Jack''): Hi, it's Billy. I want the [=JoJ=]!\\
'''Anthony''': The [=JoJ=] died.\\
'''Billy''': Are you shittin' me? I want the f[bleep]ing [=JoJ=]!\\
'''Anthony''': Be there in about 20 minutes.\\
'''Billy''': No problem, see ya.\\
'''Anthony''': See ya then.\\
(''21 minutes later'')\\
(''Billy and Anthony are watching [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSmcJO9sTrw this video]]'')\\
'''[=cs188=]''': ...against one of my, um, [=JoJ=] videos, and the person basically wanted all of the remix videos using foundation repair sources taken off [=YouTube=]...\\
'''Billy Mays''': God damn it! I wanted to do it all over again!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKWkxpzKG-0 bluegroove157's Even Bigger 205 Subscriber Special]]
** "Hi, Billy Mays here for [=bluegroove157=]. I know what you're thinking. Another fucking Billy Mays [=YouTube=] Poop — are you shittin' me?"
** "Turtle!"
** "...an inspector cumming in her cheese."
** "And suddenly one day, our teacher, Miss Goodall, said there was a windmill stuck up her ass." (That's enough of Rosen's childhood!!!)
** "Sometimes sex with Billy Mays is the solution! Sometimes Billy Mays likes to stick his whopping six-pound balls under—" (Woah! Too much!!!)
** "Talk about a luxururururious bedroom! This is the one I had sex on. You're gonna love it!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi4zoYtS-QA Billy Mays Gets Trolled at McDonald's]]
** "I know what you're thinking. What prevents bears from taking [=HoH SiS=]?"
** This:
--->'''Drive-thru lady''': Good morning, can I help you?\\
'''Billy Mays''': Hi, Billy Mays here! Can I get a sausage?\\
'''Drive-thru lady''': No.\\
'''Billy''': Make that two shit burritos.\\
'''Drive-thru lady''': No.\\
'''Billy''': You know what? Lemme wash that down with some Coca-Cola, I mean, cat urine.\\
'''Drive-thru lady''': [[RuleOfThree No]].\\
'''Billy''': What the fuck? I'm Billy Mays. You suck.\\
'''Drive-thru lady''': Okay.\\
'''Billy''': Can I talk to the fucking manager?\\
'''Drive-thru lady''': Okay.\\
'''Billy''': Asshole. Hi, Billy Mays here!\\
'''Anthony Sullivan''' (''over drive-thru speaker''): Hi, Anthony Sullivan here!\\
'''Billy''': Are you shittin' me?\\
'''Anthony''': No.\\
'''Billy''': Fuck this shit. This is Billy Mays, and I'm going to Burger King!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzg0jpkOR1A The Billy Bazooka]]
** "I love caffeine, don't you? Hi, Billy Mays here for Red Bull, the easy way to get up and go. Red Bull gives you the power to do all types of shit without breaking your back."
** "If you're having problems with people's shit, then you need the Billy Bazooka, the most powerful bazooka that's legal!"
** "It has the strength to completely eliminate storm-force oranges!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOmRR06rqtI Morons Away]]
** "Here's how it works. Just add this thing, simply shit to activate—" (scene missing) "—pour in water, and hang it. That's it!"
** "Use Morons Away outside to keep those pesky assholes from coming inside. Your family gatherings will be asshole free, guaranteed."
** "So stop shitting next to your bed. Stop spraying What Odor to eliminate the odors. And get the ultimate green invention for your asshole prevention. Call now and get not one but two Morons Away for only 14 ounces of liquid."
** "Burnt on shit will stick to any phone."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfc0djjkd64 Mighty Orange Tough Acting Desh*tter]]
** "It's powered with Billy Mays' patented gopher blood."
** "I know what you're thinking: what about the rinse cycle? [bleep] you."
** "...47 payments of pet hair!"
** "You're gonna love my nuts."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkjyYOECP8w Impact Sword]]
** "Other hardwood floors suck and break down over time. Not my hardwood floors. Shit flies right from my floors faster than a gopher on crack."
** "This giant medieval sword is the most convenient device to damage almost anything. Use it to cut through your shower with ease, or kill gophers for no reason."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUTbrmyDXwQ The iSh*t Toilet]]
** "I know I should have gophers."
** microphone stand not included
** "Hi, Billy Mays here for the iShit, the most affordable and easy way to pee and shit on the go!"
** "The iShit comes with speakers. You hear music as you shit. If you want more volume, just turn it up."
** "Ordinary toilets look like this. Would you shit in this?"
** "Nothing is more important than shitting with confidence."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8As7k3S1GSc Liquid Weed]]
** "Are you tired of using sprays that don't get you high?"
** "Spray Liquid Weed into the air you breathe, and forget about life!"
** "It's faster than glue and more satisfying than crack."
** "...for 15 pounds of Phillips heads."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haThyjEnkuA Billy Mays Gets Increasingly Annoyed With YouTube Censoring His Videos]]
** "If you're too lazy to wipe your ass, then you gotta see this. Billy Mays here for the Never Wipe, the fast and easy way to wipe your ass without your hands." [=YouTube=] has stopped the advertisement for the totally awesome Never Wipe. This video has been removed by the user. Sorry about that. "Crap."
** "Wanna know the best way to get your stains out in the wash? Well, fuck you, asshole!" [=YouTube=] has stopped the advertisement for whatever Billy was about to sell. This video has been removed by the user. Sorry about that. "God damn it!"
** "Hi, Billy Mays here. Do you enjoy the ride? Of course you do! But now you can enjoy the ride even more with Billy Mays, a name you can trust. Introducing Billy Mays Condom! Go longer and harder with the Billy Mays Condom!" "Yeah!" "That's right, with the new condom from Billy Mays, your enjoyment level will go from this—" (short bar) "—to this—" (longer bar labeled "SEX") "—in no time at all. Here's how it works…" We totally can't show you how it works. [[RuleOfThree This video has been removed by the user. Sorry about that.]] "Fuck. "
** "Billy Mays knows how to please YourMom!" No one needed to know that. [[OverlyLongGag This video has been removed by the user. Sorry about that.]] "Oh come on!"
** "Hi, Billy Mays here" Add funny thing here in the morning. [[OverlyLongGag This video has been removed by the user. Sorry about that.]] "OH MY GOD! [=YouTube=], it's over! Billy Mays doesn't take this!"
** Billy Mays getting into a helicopter to bomb Google.
** "Hi, it's Billy." "Hi, it's Carla. What would happen if you combined a cheese grater with a plate?" "I don't have time!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNbC5svxxFM JiiJ Played Baseball]]
** "I'm Lieutenant [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Pingas]], a juvenile police officer attached to [[YourMom your mother]]. I'm on my way to high school to hang up young people."
** "[[TitleDrop JiiJ played baseball]] and he didn't feel like playing baseball, so he decided to play baseball all afternoon, and he didn't feel like baseball, so he decided to thumb a ho. Then during lunch, the ho died. Jimmy was arrested, and Jimmy was released, and Jimmy was arrested again, and [=JiiJ=] played baseball, and he didn't think anything was unusual." "[[Music/TomJones It's not—]]"
** "Public restrooms can often be a nice place to shit."
** "Sure enough, Jimmy was playing with his balls, and when Bobby recognized his balls, Bobby hauled ass." VROOOOOOOM
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG8XBC3A0z4 Billy Mays Loses the Plot Entirely]]
** "Hi, Hercules Mays here to pound holes in your wall!" ''[punch punch punch]''
** "Proudly display Billy Mays' super rock-hard cock in your kids' room! Moms are gonna--" (overused joke) "Hey kid, take that stupid shit off the wall and [[ItsAllAboutMe replace it with me, Billy Mays!]]"
** "The Hercules Hook is the fastest and easiest way to [[GroinAttack castrate yourself]] without calling a plumber! And with a fresh orange scent, you'll--" ([[MindScrew I don't know where I was going with that]])
** "You can easily go from this.." ([[ThinkOfTheCensors Can't show you]]) "...to this" ([[BiggerIsBetterInBed Really]] can't show you) "with Orange Condom!"
** "Call now and receive 32-ounce bottles of Orange Condom for [[WeirdCurrency a year's supply of mini-burgers!]]"
** [[TheStinger "But what about my kitchen cabinets?" "Bitch, I don't care!"]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi1egIrYaaE Anthony Sullivan — Suicide Mop]]
** "Get excited! Suicide just got easier!"
** "All you do is [[ToiletHumor take a jumbo shit in your toilet]] and drop the Suicide Mop down in your shit. Unwind it, drop it down, and you're ready to die."
** "Now, it's made of synthetic potato that absorbs toxic chemicals in your shit, leaving toxic residue, killing you with precision accuracy in less than three minutes."
** "Billy always said, '[[Creator/{{Mark3611}} You're a fat waste of oxygen and you smell]]'!" ([[UnreadablyFastText Mark3611 reference! Whoo!]])
** "Similar products sell for as much as five-million dollars, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and can cause headaches!]] Call now and you'll get the Suicide Mop for just [[ShockinglyExpensiveBill four-million, nine-ninety-nine, nine-ten dollars!]] When you order, find out about free shipping!"
** "As a bonus we'll double the value, and we'll also include 9 hours of [[Music/DarylHallAndJohnOates Hall & Oates]], free. So kill yourself now!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3AoiAMcECg Billy Insurance]]
** "I'm here to [[FreudianSlip shit in your car]]." (''color bars'') "I'm here to help."
** "This was the original idea before the iShit but I needed a Billy Mays toilet [=YouTube=] Poop. Not recognized in CA, TX, AL, or Greece. [[WebAnimation/NeuroticallyYours Beware the cult of Foamy!]]"
** "And if you're one of the millions dissatisfied with current [=YouTube=] Poops that also suck..." ([[CaptionHumor and trust us, there are a lot of them]]) "...this could be the most important call you make."
** "But call right now and we'll supersize this already incredible offer and send you [[MundaneMadeAwesome 120 socks, absolutely free.]]"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Blue Orco= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_tSz_X_WKs Mary SuuS]]:
** "Is Mary Sue not in the scene? Have every other character there talk about depressing stuff like what Mary Sue is doing" stands out as a funny line, despite only changing a little from the [[WebAnimation/TerribleWritingAdvice source material]].

[[/folder]]

[[folder: bolvelt ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixSGoVZz358 Pete's nervous 'bout quagfest]]:
** We see Tom Tucker on TV saying, "And thataht dnA". A duck then appears on the screen and walks to a song, until WebVideo/JonTron tells it to stop in a very weird way.
** This video has a few jokes with characters doing repetitive things while other characters onscreen act normal. One of these jokes has Peter making constant "pff" noises while dissing Creator/LiamNeeson.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Bombinmepants ]]

* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sf2E57-dEU Thomas washes his hands]]:
** "[[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife Hopper]] was loading his trucks full of trucks."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Boogidyboo (Retired) ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k-6lHKFR9s Robotnik Protects His Sex]]:
** I just got here! *BOOM* If it sounds too good to be true, it's probably SEMEN!
** Amazingly, you have a penis!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBiShzF9kl0 Robotnik Blinks]]:
** "It's time to unleash my body parts, and FUCK Sonic like a bug!"
** "[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!]]" "Who cares?" (''cut to Heavy, looking affronted'')
** "What have you got?" "Penis! Let me show you how it works..."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eftvwyK9qck Robotnik, She Wrote]]:
** "If I ''had'' captured your companion, I'd be [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]ing him right now!"
** Robotnik singing "Running in the [=90s=]"
** "There's no escape from the wrath of diabeetus."
** The ending. [[WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}} "Oh, he'll be fine, he's fat."]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xibua_MOmVk Robotnik is Unstoppable]]:
** "I haven't seen such lunacy since I banned my crazy cousin WebAnimation/{{Walrusguy}}!"
** "You're GAY?! FUCK you!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQTSyfZ6rzU Robotnik Meets]] WesternAnimation/TheTick
-->'''Arthur:''' You can't fight evil with a macaroni duck!\\
'''Tick:''' [[VideoGame/HotelMario Gay Luigi]]?\\
(Tick walks out of the room and smashes through the door frame in slow motion while a distorted sound plays)
** The map light.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzIJCW8FwSU Robotnik is Due]]:
-->'''[[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Phoenix Wright]]:''' Youtube Poop. Where there's smoke... THEY PINCH BACK! What do you have to say to that, Dr. Robotnik!\\
'''Robotnik:''' DAAAAAHHH, @%$#! I HATE that defense attorney! (throws penis at Phoenix) Pingas!
** Robotnik isn't unhappy, in fact, he's... (extremely sped-up footage of a ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' player griefing Snipers)
** Robotnik and his mother:
--->'''Robotnik:''' WHY did you leave the Mobius Home for Really Bizarre Mothers?\\
(drowning theme from ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure'')\\
'''Momma Robotnik:''' JOSH.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Brendan Barney ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_4_vXnbm-c Bear's Weird Morning]]:
** In what Brendan Barney himself said was his "first original joke", Bear says "Howdy, howdy, howdy!" which makes [[Franchise/ToyStory Woody]] laugh sarcastically.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=farq-N9mUoY Teletubbies In 1 Minute!]]:
** "Telly tits."
** "Where have the 'where haves' gone?"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXU8QVxbG2I TeletuteleT]]:
** "Where have the fuckin' Teletubbies gone?"
** At one point, a voice trumpet emerges, but it goes up so high that it reaches outer space! It then proceeds to give an extremely loud "Tubby Bye-Bye" announcement.
* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I0iWJ_0fIr8 Birnee's Unlucky Wish]]:
** The Barney Fan Club announcement is edited to say the following: "Hi, kikes! I'm Islamic! Guess what? You can go die! ''(a distorted test pattern appears very briefly)'' Just send me your cock. Gotta go—whoa—who-'''O-O-O-'''"
** The beginning of Barney's theme song is edited to play the ''WesternAnimation/PeppaPig'' theme song.
** Barney says, "I wish we were at Teletubbyland." He and the Backyard Gang are then teleported to there, and when the Series/{{Teletubbies}} come out of their house, they collide with Barney, bumping him away.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsfiWqcwa5U Don't Dance with the Teletubbies]]:
** At one point, the Sun Baby sings "In the Hall of the Mountain King".

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Brick Buster2552= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKtePH46oa8 Steamed Hams but Chalmers asks one damning question]]
--> '''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Chalmers]]:''' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Why are you steaming clams in your oven, Seymour?]] \\
''(Seymour [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere jumps out of the window and runs off to Krusty Burger]])''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Brickertown ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjU9BA68zyU The Shit-story of the Entire World, I Guess]]
** "Weather Update: It's raining socks from outer space. Weather Update: It's raining lava. Weather Update: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! Weather Update: The rain is no longer lava. Severe Flooding Alert: The entire ocean is now ''full of plastic''."
** "Hey, can we go on land? NO. Why? The sun is a lazy fucker."
** "Tired of fucking lame, sad people? Introducing: porn"
** The video ends with everyone on Earth dying when the United States fights themselves in a "[[{{Spoonerism}} Shacific Powdown]]".
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z66gG1_kjI The Shit-story of Japan]]
** "In the year negative a-''fuck-ton'', Japan might not have been here. In the year negative a-''shit-ton'' it was here."
** Japan coming into being with everyone using [=TVs=], [=VCRs=], and automobiles. Then the US comes using futuristic tech like bowls.
--->"No, don't do that, if you're in the year -1,000,000,000 you're not supposed to use stones and bowls!"\\
And japan said [="HoW BoUt I dO ''aNyWaY?''"=]
** "Making the government govern more like China's government, which is a govern-more-ment, which is a government that governs China's government, which is a government that governs more."
** "The samurai became samurai, so they made their own sexytimes."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v83q7WqAWqI Pan]]
** The whole video is a [=CMoF=], cramming RapidFireComedy into a 24 second long video.
** "Pan is a pan filled with pans and it's U!"
** "Ding dong, '''[[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon IT'S ME, AUSTIN!!!]]'''"
** "That means if you own the food, [[ShapedLikeItself you own food]], so that makes you [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic fat!]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R6d7ruFZ_I The Previously Uploaded Adventures of JoJo TroT and Ayy-Ayy-Ron]]
** "This, can be this, for one-hundred percent of ''[[RuleOfThree THIS]]''."
** "A hundred percent of the price for half the price! Call in now, get shirts. Call in later, get half the ''shirts''. I'm not even '''dead'''.
** "Arin, what you get here is something you get anywhere else. You get a quauq, you get a semen! *punches the T-shirt so hard [[StuffBlowingUp it explodes]]*
** "Who's gotta shit?" "Nobody."
** "Have you seen a dog?"
** "Borderline ''sex.''"
** "iPhone, iPhone, Androne, out the Windone!"
** "𝅘𝅥𝅮 Amazing deals after grace 𝅘𝅥𝅮 You surprise me with your lack of cock 𝅘𝅥𝅮"
** [=JonTron=] and Arin know what they're thinking:
--->'''Arin:''' Jon, I know what you're thinking.
--->'''Jon:''' Now Arin, I-
--->'''Arin:''' -know what you're thinking.
--->'''Jon:''' Now Arin, I know-
--->'''Arin:''' -what you're thinking!
--->'''Jon:''' Now Arin, I-
--->'''Arin:''' -KNOW-!
--->'''Jon:''' -what you're thinking.
--->'''Arin:''' I don't.
** "Even deven ''[[SensoryAbuse AAAAAAAA]]''!

[[/folder]]

[[folder: busnut 33 ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOAhKZTV7jI&rco=1 Full Metal Facial]]
** Gunnery Sergeant Hartman replacing the lion in the Metro Goldwyn Mayer intro. With the lion roar still intact.
** [[Film/FullMetalJacket Private Brown]]'s first encounter with Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
---> '''Gny Sgt. Hartman:''' "What's your name, watermelon ballbag?"
---> '''Pvt. Brown:''' "Sir, Private Brown, Sir!"
---> '''Gny Sgt. Hartman:''' "Bullshit! From now on, you're Private Fried Chicken Balls. Do you like that name?"
** Private Joker saying "John" to the tune of the [[Franchise/StarWars Imperial March]].
** There is a "I love dick" tattoo in pink lettering on the back of Private Cowboy's head, complete with a tattoo of the aforementioned organ.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: buttnugetz ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsInWeLgOeA s3mengirl plays with her bubble wubble balls]]
** "Hey, everybody, it's s3mengirl, and it's everybody's faav day of the week, when we ask ourselves, 'Is my penis jiggly?'"
** "There's a little dick that you actually stick inside of my butt."
** "Because I love you so much, I'm gonna suck your cock!"
** "Hopefully, I'm not gonna squash your penis when I try and sit on it."
** "I can blow you and ''pleasure'' you in the back of the store."
** "I feel like my ear has been '''''touched'''''."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=The Caledio Scope= ]]
] (all reuploads)
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lmdXJ9jnQY Eric ends his Relationship with Mike]]
** Well, son... '''GET OUT OF MY CAR BEFORE I KILL YOU'''
** I wish I could fly. *grows wings* Oh my god. *jumps up and flies as "I Believe I Can Fly" plays, then gets hit by a giant cat*
** [[VoiceClipSong I-feel-like-eat-ing-health-y, I-feel-like-eat-ing-health-y, I-feel-like-eat-ing-health-y, I-feel-like-eat-ing-YOU]]
** I need Gatorade, and if I don't get my Gatorade, you will die!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkJWTy9kWKc Littlest Pork Chop]]
** "Good day, citizen, I'm Lost." ([[VisualPun image of]] ''Series/{{Lost}}'' [[VisualPun DVD appears]])
** This:
--->'''[[WesternAnimation/LittlestPetShop2012 Blythe]]''': You wanna have a free [[Creator/VinceOffer Slap Chop]]?\\
'''Zoe Trent''': Don't you dare send ♪[[Music/WeirdAlYankovic that crap to me~]]♪"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o1fF5DG_70 The Neverending Critic Reviews The Roof]]
** "Once upon a time, there was a movie called ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory1''. And it blew." (troll face)
** "Jessica Elwood." ([[UnreadablyFastText She is an artist on]] Website/DeviantArt and [=FurAffinity=]. For the people who like furry/anthro art you really gotta chack [''sic''] her art out! <3)
** "And Jesus went up to Jurassic Pork."
** "Did you know that pussies get wet?"
** "Bowser's Incest Story."
** This:
--->'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Let's dive right into ''The Roof''. We cut to our star of our movie, Soap.\\
'''Tommy Wiseau''' (''distorted and red-tinted''): Hi babe.\\
'''Critic''': (''screams'') The devil!\\
'''Devil!Wiseau''': I have something for you. I haven't forgotten you, Critic!\\
'''Critic''': (''screams again and runs out of the room'') And we've just witnessed your NightmareFuel for the week, people. Be very afraid.
** "5-Hour Energy. My name is Jay Lynn, and I am soup."
** "He's a skiiks! She's a ''skiiks''!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tpt2hinWAo Billy Mayhem]]
** "Those restaurant mini-burgers need to die!"
** "Everyone loves Creator/BillyMays, so buy Billy Mays right now. Here's how to order!"
** "Moms, you're gonna love Billy Mays' big cock."
** "Mighty Putty is not a glue. [[ImmediateSelfContradiction Mighty Putty is a glue.]]"
** "Are you on the bomb?" "Wow, what's this?" "It's new Oxi-Bomb Detergent. Get on the bomb and you'll never have to pour or measure detergent again." "So how does it work?" "Just place the Oxi Bomb detergent ball in the blue toss and go dispenser. Just toss and go. It stays in your—" '''''BOOM''''' "You shittin' me?"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: cantflyman ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfazfCWuzZE Some Screams Make me Want to Join PETA]]. The whole video.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Captain Oh Yeah= ]]
]
* WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'s [[https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8e8i3u Addicted To Internet Porn]]
-->'''Mr. Read:''' My dick in your ass!\\
'''Mr. Haney:''' I'll take it.
** When Arthur and Buster put in the porn DVD, they see a (fanart) picture of Mrs. Read undressing.
--->'''Arthur:''' WE GOTTA OPEN IT.
** [[GainaxEnding The ending, with D.W. as a suicide bomber.]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: captpan 6 ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NpnluSlyKU Heroes in a Nutshell]], a [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 TMNT]] poop, [[Film/SharkAttack3Megalodon from]] [[YiddishAsASecondLanguage beginning]] to [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd end]], [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann and]] [[Music/SouljaBoy every]] [[WesternAnimation/SharkTale single]] [[Series/LazyTown last]] [[Music/{{Queen}} thing]] in [[BoyBand between]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZoptTPbb9I Yar Har Fiddle-dee-dees his Buccaneers]]:
** "We all dig up the box full of SHIT!"
** [[MemeticMolester PRECIOUS BOOTY!]] [[AccidentalInnuendo PRECIOUS BOOTY!]] [[RuleOfThree PRECIOUS BOOTY!]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EGHWxtylyQ You Fool!]]'':
-->'''Creator/TomBergeron:''' When BLAHBLAHBLAH heard that BLAHBLAH had done it in BLAH days, BLAHBLAH beat him by BLAH-ing it in BLAH days. What did she do?\\
'''Gilbert Gottfried:''' ''ME!''\\
'''David (the contestant):''' I'm gonna agggggggrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee.\\
'''Gilbert:''' '''''[[NukeEm YOU FOOL!]]'''''
** Welcome back to maybe [[GagPenis the longest penis]] we've ever had!
--->'''Tom:''' What significance does [[Memes/DragonBall nine thousand]] have?\\
'''Gilbert:''' Uh, that's the year you were ''[[HoYay in my pants!]]''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jsp7EKK4Jo Cock Jokes]]:
** The title itself is a {{Subversion}} - it's actually a constant parade of [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant chicken jokes]]. Lampshaded right at the start of the video:
--->'''Gilbert Gottfried:''' Cock jokes suck!
** '''''"THERE'S A MOB OF CHICKENS RUNNING AWAY!"'''''
** The brief [[WebVideo/PotterPuppetPals Potter Puppet Pals]] segment:
--->'''Ron:''' I've got a chicken, Harry.\\
(''A chicken appears and crows'')\\
'''Harry:''' Disgusting!
** "Oh, Gilbert... [[MediumAwareness What's this Youtube Poop named?]]"
--->'''Gilbert:''' [[TitleDrop Cock jokes!]]\\
'''Ken (the contestant):''' ...I'll disagree.\\
'''Gilbert:''' '''''[[CallBack YOU FOOL!]]''''' (''goes nuclear'')\\
'''Tom Bergeron:''' Oh, God- (''he and Ken are [[NukeEm engulfed in the explosion]]'')
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRIe14eH2_U Krobo's Voluptuous Cooking Program]]:
** [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway "BACKSTREET BOYS?!"]]
** "I guess [[HoYay I had intercourse with Tails!]]"
** "While I-I-I, the Digimon, I stink! Leggo my Eggo!"
** [[Memes/SuperSmashBros "You're too slow!"]]
** "This... is... Sparta!" [[LittleNo "No."]]
** "[[WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}} Hey, why do they call it that?]]" "What?" "Youtube Poop! [[SelfDeprecation It's stupid, right?]] Why do they call it-call it-call it that?"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLcmbqC5t_s George's Handsome Volcano Conkers]]:
-->'''George:''' How do you doo-doo, Alan? Do you perhaps eat ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay'' for breakfast?\\
'''Alan:''' ''(eating the cartridge)'' Yeah!\\
'''George:''' ''(terrified)'' [[RunningGag ALERT! ALERT! BIRDS!]]\\
''([[StuffBlowingUp boom]])''\\
\\
'''Alan:''' [[Anime/YuGiOh IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!]]\\
'''George:''' AYY?\\
'''Alan:''' [[FunetikAksent Loightsaibah]] duel?\\
'''George:''' ...''yes''.\\
'''Alan:''' You underestimate the power of the dark si-\\
'''George:''' ''[[InstantlyProvenWrong *blows him up with Force Lightning*]]''\\
\\
'''Alan:''' I'm planning to snuff out all the niggers, and the...\\
'''George:''' (SpitTake) JEEZ-ASS CHRIST!\\
\\
'''Alan:''' Now, I'm off to an orgy.\\
'''George:''' You're stupid!\\
'''Alan:''' Wa-hey!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoRvn0t1tsQ The Only Spongebob Poop Viacom Can't Remove]]:
** "Behold! I have ejaculated in Mr. Krabs!"
** "I have constructed a Republican!"
** "Great... now I'm a [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Seel!]]"
** Patrick exploding in the style of [[Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt Garterbelt]].
** "I don't care about penis!" "Whatever-ver-ver!"
** The ending, with the Viacom logo getting dropped into an erupting volcano while the [[VanityPlate "V of Doom"]] music plays.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=bV_KeClQ_Vk Spigh Kydz]].
** "What are you working on?" "The world's smallest DICK!"
** "Fuck him in the... Platform/{{Virtual|Boy}} [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Boi!]]
** "Pass the PINGAS!"
** The plane scene:
--->'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd AVGN]]:''' This is it. I'm finally gonna land the plane.\\
* plane crashes into Floop's castle*\\
'''AVGN:''' ''[[AtomicFBomb AAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!]]''
** Juni shooting down his own plane with a laser.
** "It needs... A TANKER FULL OF SPAGHETTI SAUCE!"
** Nuclear bubble gum.
** [[BrotherSisterIncest Juni raping Carmen in a Thumb-Thumb suit.]]
** "[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Gentlemen]], your ARSE marches to meet us!" *JustForFun/{{Caramelldansen|Vid}}*
** The robot kids [[GoryDiscretionShot brutally murdering everyone offscreen]].
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww8WJYNpViQ The Worst Sonic Fanfiction Ever]]''
** "MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!" (Meanwhile in another dimension)
** "We blame Sonic Team for this shit."
** "Sonic the kidnapper."
** Sonic [[TakeThatScrappy shoots Elise]], and then laughs like [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Tidus,]] then immediately gets stabbed by Mephiles, who laughs as well.
** When Elise kisses Sonic, it shows a guy [[MoreDakka gunning down]] the console.
** "According to the data, the data is bullshit!"
*** [[StuffBlowingUp "The princess exploded!"]]
** "It's [[VideoGame/{{Pokemon}} Pikachu!]]
** "[[Franchise/StarWars I find your lack of faith disturbing.]]"
** [[AssKicksYou "Your ass will]] [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt destroy the world!"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33KjGSbSpMY Obee Wang Force Feeds Queer Gong Gin his Man-Saber]]
** At one point, as Qui-Gon, Jar-Jar and Padme are walking through a desert, the camera pans out to show [[Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968 the destroyed Statue of Liberty]].
** The gang watches the Podrace on a Platform/WiiU controller.
** "Murder me!" "[[TakeThat Good idea.]]"
** "[[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Shut up and take my money!]]"
** "They just fucked with the wrong Mexican.
** ""Blrrblrrblrrblrrrblrr" "This can't go on for a month" ONE MONTH LATER "Blrrblrrblrrblrrblrrblrr"
** "[[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE!?]]"
* "OhCrap! Ohhh craaap! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMO93VvZELs OHHHH CRAAAAAP.]]" "Man, these suckers are huge! These are huge! THESE ARE HUGE."
* [[http://youtu.be/BX8BmTPzf9E Digiigid: The M Eht]]
** The first line, courtesy of Angela Anaconda:
---> This is it, digi-pals! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment In a few digi-seconds, the digi-doors will digi-open for the digi-best digi-movie of all time]]: [[BaitAndSwitch The]] Franchise/{{Pokemon}} [[Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie movie!]]
** All of Parrotmon's lines, courtesy of Creator/GilbertGottfried
** The Digi-Egg hatching into [[Music/{{Gorillaz}} Del the Ghost Rapper]].
** After Koromon Digivolves from "turd" (Botamon):
--->'''Tai''': It can't get any worse!\\
''(Koromon farts, and Kari lifts him up to reveal that he pooped)\\
'''Tai''': It just got worse.\\
''(Koromon poops again)''\\
'''Tai''': It just got worse.\\
''(this happens again, then we fade to the bedroom window indicating that a lot of time has passed, and Koromon is still seemingly pooping with Tai repeatedly saying "It just got worse")''\\
'''Tai and Kari's mom''': ''(calling out from outside their room)'' Kids, I made your favorite.\\
''(cut to reveal [[Film/JurassicPark a huge mound of poo]] in their bedroom)''\\
'''Tai''': In a minute.
** '''DIGICIDE'''
** Tai's cat watching Mr. Tinkles' villain speech from ''Film/CatsAndDogs''.
** This gem:
--->'''Patamon:''' We'll help you guys because you're the best friends we've ever had!\\
'''Kari:''' [[CallBack We're the]] [[BrutalHonesty only friends you've had.]]\\
'''Patamon:''' [[GoMadFromTheRevelation AAaAAa]][[HellIsThatNoise AAaAAa]][[OverlyLongGag AAaAAa]]
** "We don't have the money."
*** Before that: "Hi Kari Kari, Tai Tai!"
** "Veemon armor Digivolve to... [[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory MY HAIR IS ON FIRE MY HAIR IS ON FIRE]]"
** "Eight years ago, [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants there was an ugly Digimon.]] [[JustForFun/TheUglyBarnacle He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.]]"
** Immediately after:
--->'''Davis''': You know what? We're gonna help you!\\
'''Willis''': You will?\\
'''Davis''': No.\\
'''[[Music/LinkinPark CRAWLING]]'''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I62NbWh_etA They Called Him]]
** "He was given an offer he couldn't refuse. He was given a machete he couldn't use. [[TakesOneToKillOne He used Machete to kill Machete]].
** "If you're gonna hire Machete to kill the Mexicans, you better make damn sure Machete isn't Mexican."
*** "If you're gonna hire the women to kill the bad guy, you better make damn sure [[ThePornomancer Machete fucked the women.]]"
*** "[[RuleOfThree If you're gonna hire women to refuse Machete]], you better fuck off."
*** "[[OverlyLongGag If you're gonna hire Machete]], [[ShapedLikeItself you're gonna hire Machete]]."
*** While the above lines keep playing, Machete mounts a minigun onto his motorcycle at increasing speeds.
** The following exchange between the BadassPreacher and his victim, with voice clips taken from ''WesternAnimation/Shrek1'':
--->'''Victim''': Please, Father, have mercy!
--->'''Preacher''': [[SarcasmMode Of course!]]
--->'''Victim''': [[HopeSpot Really?]]
--->'''Preacher''': [[BluntNo No.]] *blows the victim's brains out with a shotgun*
** "[[RunningGag If you're gonna hire Mexicans to kill Machete]], you're fucked."
** "If you're gonna hire Machete, you better make damn sure [[MindScrew he isn't you]]."
** ''Chet'': rated XXXXXX
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uIowupz25M Mario Finds Luigi Pretty Sus After He Breaks His Favorite Record]]
** After finding Orange's body, Mario and Luigi argue over who could be the impostor.
--->'''Mario:''' I say red!\\
'''Luigi:''' Well I say blue!\\
'''Mario:''' Ooh you're so sus Luigi!
** The ending:
---> '''Luigi:''' No matter how you look, you're all sus.\\
''The mushroom people look around at each other.''\\
'''Luigi:''' Think they'll ever learn that lesson in the real world?\\
''Mario looks around, then looks at the screen, then proceeds to die like a crewmate.''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOcfY9cZ4Xk Toosie Roll]]
--->'''{{Music/Drake}}''': Don't you wanna dance with me?
--->'''[[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld Luigi]]''': [[BigNo No!]]
** "I could dance like [[Creator/JackNicholson Jack Nichol... son]]." Cue Nicholson as [[Film/Batman1989 The Joker]] dancing along with his {{Mooks}}.
** "I could tell you how to get it, it go right foot up, right foot up, right foot up, right foot up..." Repeat until his right leg soars all the way up into space.
--->'''Drake''': Don't you wanna dance with me?
--->'''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Heavy]]''': [[BigNo NO!]]
** "I could dance like [[Franchise/StarWars Han Solo]]!" Cue Han Solo from ''Star Wars Kinect'' dancing in Cloud City.
** "I'ma show you how to get it, it go right foot up, left foot up." *Drake lifts both of his legs while he levitates*
** "[[ToiletHumour Got so many pieces of shit in my ass]]. Got so many brothers that been [[DudeLooksLikeALady mistaken for sisters]]."
--->'''Drake''': [[RuleOfThree Don't you wanna dance with me?]]
--->'''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Link]]''': Yeah! *[[KilledOffScreen gets shot by a silenced pistol]]*
** "[[RuleOfThree I'ma show you how to get it]], it go [[WheelOFeet right foot spin, left foot spin]]. Basically, I'm sayin' either way, we 'bout to spin."
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhcmxhFTR04 Gilbert Gottmilk]]'', the third installment of his ''You Fool!'' series and his tribute to the then-recently deceased Gilbert Gottfried:
** "It's the Gilbert Got Fat Show!"
** "''Sex'' Magazine's sexy sexologist says we should have sex with what?" [[CallBack "ME!"]]
** "What [=YouTube=] Pooper's most famous line is [[Creator/Cs188 'The JoJ']]?"
--> '''Gilbert:''' [[Main/SelfDeprecatingHumor Captpan!]]
--> '''Little Richard:''' ''(as his body is warping)'' Oooowhooowheee!
--> '''Ken (the contestant):''' I'll agree!
--> ''(Cut back to Gilbert for the dreaded line, with cs188's head suddenly imposed on his...)''
--> '''cs188!Gilbert and [[Creator/PennAndTeller Penn Jillette]]: ''YOU FOOL!'''''
** Gilbert transforming into Gottzilla to kill all the fools on the set.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ttbTjXpWTY Velma Nukes her Own Show to Get People to Watch Oppenheimer Instead]]
** "My name is Velma [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Diglett]], and this is my orgy."
** "Ugh, [[TakeThat this show sucks!]]"
** Velma shooting an egg out her mouth like [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2 Birdo]].
** At the halfway point, the poop turns into a Series/{{Friends}} YTP due to [[CreatorBreakdown Captpan's hatred of]] WesternAnimation/{{Velma}}.
--> '''Velma:''' Can I go? I'd like to watch Friends.
--> ''(Cut to the words "FUCK VELMA" written in the Friends title font)''


[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Cavan002= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61d1IuL8wGI MISUTAA SUPAAKORU NO SUPAA KAWAII ADOBENCHAA]]
** At one point, Lisa Simpson says "There is a fungus among us." and [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros various Super Mushrooms]] slide across the screen.
** Homer and Bart Simpson prepare to dump a barrel filled with a certain bodily fluid on someone.
---> '''Homer''': Eat semen, jerk!
** The random sequence at the end set to "Call on Me", featuring a rainbow Homer moving around with red and green Ned Flanders in the background.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Cerebral Assassin1983= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y_RgiSTjDw Wilford Brimley Has Diarrhea]] (re-upload)
** "Good morning. I'm pleh ot yadot deifilauq lepoep erom and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about Wilford Brimley. Uh, actually, about diarrhea. Type 2 adult-onset diarrhea. Uh, the first thing I said to my doctor when I was diagnosed with diarrhea was, uh, 'butt fuck'." "[[WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy BUTT FUCK]]!"
** "And he said, '[[WordSaladHumor this dandruff need to laugh at me. There is hack. They sure won, niggers.']]"[[note]]"You're in no worse shape" and "accurate and valid information" played in reverse[[/note]]
** "If you don't give me ice cream and apple pie, then I'm gonna fuck you up."
** "I was losing my vision, I was losing my dick, I was losing my tongue, I was losing my ice cream and apple pie…"
** "There's a line in a song. ♪[[Music/LadyGaga Let's have some fun, this beat is sick / I wanna take a ride on your disco stick / Don't think too much, just bust that stick / I wanna take a ride on your]] [[ManipulativeEditing dick]].♪"
** "Liberty Medical is a company that's staffed with diligent dicks that are willing to help you go where [[Franchise/StarTrek no one has gone before]]."
** "See if I'm not the best fucker in the world. I'm surrounded by ladies who want to feel me, who feel for me, and who want me to slip my tongue in their butt."
** "In closing, I would simply like to say to you: eat doo-doo and die."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Chaotic Enrico= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9wSBiBIZLI Joey's Glitchy Earrape Wasabi Tour.exe]]. [[FunWithSubtitles Specially if you turn up the subtitles, though]].
** [[https://youtu.be/k9wSBiBIZLI?t=31s *Cue double throwing up*]]
** [[https://youtu.be/k9wSBiBIZLI?t=43s Joey.exe]] [[Platform/MicrosoftWindows has stopped working]].
** [[https://youtu.be/k9wSBiBIZLI?t=1m1s This little gem:]]
--->'''[=JoeysWorldTour=]''': Today I'm doing the [[ManipulativeEditing green turd challenge]]!\\
* Cue Joey dancing and [[StuffBlowingUp suddenly explodes]]*
** [[https://youtu.be/k9wSBiBIZLI?t=1m20s It was at this moment that he knew]], [[ThisIsGonnaSuck he fucked up]].
--->'''[=JoeysWorldTour=]''': '''[[MemeticMutation WOHEP!]]'''
** [[https://youtu.be/k9wSBiBIZLI?t=1m51s Fattest man on Earth tries to drink water while dying of dehydration.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXkZLQ0q4Ks JoeysWorldTour Eats Earrape Mexicans For Breakfast.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/uXkZLQ0q4Ks?t=15s Joey talks about eating]] [[ImAHumanitarian Mexicans for breakfast, lunch and dinner.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/uXkZLQ0q4Ks?t=23s Joey searches on Google]] only to put "[[Film/AustinPowers I want to eat my baby]]" before switching to "[[CrossesTheLineTwice I want to eat Mexican people]]".
** [[https://youtu.be/uXkZLQ0q4Ks?t=44s "Are we ready?"]] Only for Joey accidentally dropping a Habanero pepper, causing the "[[MadeOfExplodium World's Smallest Explosion.wmv]]".
** [[https://youtu.be/uXkZLQ0q4Ks?t=2m19s "I'm doing, umm...]] [[SuddenlyShouting SOCHI WATER!!!]]" *Cue Joey having flashbacks of his previous earrapes*

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=chemistryguy= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3w4Vdx-jEQ Bob the Pat Squid and Patties Too!]]
** Pretty much the entire intro, which is set to "Ballroom Blitz" by Sweet, but especially the part where the fish gets hooked offscreen.
** '''Mr. Krabs:''' "Good mornin'..."
--->'''[=SpongeBob=] (as Creator/RobinWilliams in ''Film/GoodMorningVietnam''):''' "...Vietnam!" Squidward then drops him, after which he breaks apart.
** '''Patrick:''' Wow! This hotel has everything!
--->'''Bill Cosby:''' You better believe it.
** The remix of Patrick's line "What about my Krabby Patty?" to "Major Tom (Coming Home)."
** Near the end, Mr. Krabs' arm gets chopped off by a closing elevator. It then flies around, eventually hitting Squidward and exploding. [[GainaxEnding There are no words to describe what happens afterwards]]. All we can say is that it involves [[Franchise/MyLittlePony ponies]], Mr. Krabs sputtering slowed-down gibberish, and [=SpongeBob=] delivering a Krabby Patty to Patrick.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI0U5hOeQ9E Cookie Monster and the Case of the Mysterious Ticking Snickerdoodle]] is pretty much [[RapidFireComedy a laugh riot from the get-go]].
** '''Bert''': "And the sign there says 'Ernie's Barber [[MemeticMutation Shosh]].'"
** '''Bert:''' You're not sererious, Ernie.
--->'''Ernie:''' Of course I'm serierious.\\
'''Bert:''' But Ernie, you're so stupid!\\
Ernie then sings opera. Applause follows.
** A good companion to the other two above - "And the sign there says 'Ernie's So Stupid.'"
** Bert tells Ernie to cut his hair short, and Ernie chops off his head with a pair of scissors.
** '''Fozzie Bear (as Bert):''' Barber pole?
--->'''Kermit (as Ernie):''' Barber pole?
** Bert and Ernie singing "Why Cant We Be Friends?" Enough said.
** At the beginning of the Mystery Box segment, Kermit saying "No, it is not a (motoresque sound)"
** Cookie Monster saying "Me want WesternAnimation/BluesClues." Which is funny, given Blue's Clues is possibly chemistryguy's favorite source.
** "Me. Want. Cook. Ie." Cookie Monster then devours Kermit as if he were being run through a paper shredder.
** '''Kermit:''' "Fiiigaroooo."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsHIWKJ02jA Frarffy the Snasmam and the Art of Motorcycle Repair]]
** The opening, featuring a real-life snowman coming to life:
---> '''Snowman''': Great! I always wanted to be Frosty the Snowman!\\
''(the real Frosty pops up with text saying "NOT FROSTY")''\\
'''Snowman''': I think, therefore I am.\\
''(the snowman is subsequently melted by [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 Olaf]]'s warm hugs)''
** '''Frosty:''' I hate red thermometers.
--->'''Karen:''' Why, Frarffy?\\
'''Frosty:''' [[BrokenRecord Cause I hate red thermometers]].
** Frosty, in response to being asked where he would stay: "The only place I'd never melt is the North Pole." [[HypocriticalHumor It cuts to a scene with a polar bear on an ice block in the sea]].
---> "I hate polar bears."
** "Come on now. Get inside my asshole." Cue kids leaping into Frosty's ass, constantly expanding until it explodes.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SSPodcTgHM Look what I found on the computer]]
** These two gems said by Steve at the beginning:
---> "I just discovered something. I breathe. Can you?"\\
"Hey. What part of Blue's body does she use to make puppies?"
** A close-up of Steve saying, "Do you ever get the feeling you are being watched?"
--->"[[FreezeFrameBonus Only [=10k=] views so far...so, no, not really"]]
** The computer scene:
---> '''Cursor''': [[TitleDrop Look what I found on the computer]].\\
''(The cursor clicks through a scene involving Goofy and Donald Duck having sex, The Kitty Cat Dance, and a clip of people in fursuits)''
** Steve's new rendition of the mail song: "Here's the mail, it never [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment mails]], it makes me wanna wag my [[RuleOfThree mail]], when it comes I wanna [[OverlyLongGag mail]]."
** As Mailbox opens and closes, the last part of the Mail Song can be heard.
** Mailbox repeatedly blinks his eyes.
--->'''Steve:''' "What are you doing?"\\
'''Mailbox:''' "[[DoubleEntendre Oh, I'm just moistening my balls]]."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvZeoWlIZb4 Yet another cat video on [=YouTube=]]]
** The Cat's song in the beginning soon devolves into:
---> '''The Cat in the Hat''': I frequently find myself shitting Sneetches.\\
''(cut to the Cat pooping out Sneetches into a toilet)''\\
'''The Cat''': Beautiful Sneetches. Glorious Sneetches. Sexy Sneetches.\\
''(a sex scene between the Cat and a Sneetch occurs, followed by a DisneyAcidSequence which includes, among other things, the Cat in the Hat suddenly hatching from an egg and spitting eggs all over the place.)''
** The Sneetches get interrupted by an important announcement: "[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames God's]] big penis is going to strike, and it's going to affect globally."
---> ''(God's penis, represented by King Harkinian's finger, plunges into the Earth with a loud [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog "PINGAS"]], ending with warning sirens and the King laughing)''
** Sylvester [=McMonkey=] [=McBean=] claims he's the monkey, and his head turns into that of a screaming monkey.
** '''Sylvester [=McMonkey McBean=]:''' "I'm Literature/TheLorax. I speak for the trees."

* [[Film/TheLittleRascals The Little Ratholes]] starring Spunky in....[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SeotZq6lvsQ WHAT THE FUUUUUU]]
** A kid shouts at the rest to '''"SIT STILL!"'''
** This line: "Her name was JAAAAAJ JAAAAJ JAAAJ. Her name was [[UnfortunateNames Monkey]] [[ToiletHumour S**t]]. ''AHHHHHHH.''"
** One of the kids repeatedly saying ''"SNORK"''.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-ENaNaSi8I St. Bob the Absorbent Wipes Clean the Grape Juice Stains of Humanity]]
** The remix of the ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' theme with the ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' theme.
** Mr. Krabs' "Grab me" being [[MondegreenGag misheard as]] "Crab Meat?"
** The OverlyLongGag of "Do you want 100 pennies?" as Squidward yells in the background.
** [=SpongeBob=]'s realization at the end: "We forgot to change the Closed sign to [[ShapedLikeItself Closed!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y43wj5_ha6c How to Destroy a Child (In Less Than 3 Steps)]]
** After Wolfie explains his mission to Oso:
---> '''Oso''': ''(as he's shooting the train with his finger)'' You can count on me!\\
'''Wolfie''': Pay, attention, Oso.\\
'''Oso''': ''(keeps shooting the train)''\\
'''Wolfie''': [[SuddenlyShouting PAY ATTENTION, OSO.]]
** And the scene directly afterward:
---> '''Train''': Choose the right track to take us to the sea!\\
'''Oso''': No problem!\\
''(multiple train tracks appear overlaid on one another)''\\
'''Oso''': [[OnSecondThought Problem!]]
**
---> '''Oso''': What's the codename?\\
'''Mr. Dos''': [[Film/PulpFiction SAY "WHAT" AGAIN!]]\\
''(Oso says "What" multiple times)''
** As Oso helps Grayson get ready for show-and-tell:
---> '''Grayson''': How about Floppy Dog?\\
'''Oso''': ''(in a low voice as Floppy Dog increases in size)'' Floppy Dog's too big.\\
'''Grayson''': How about Floppy Dog?\\
'''Oso''': ''(as Floppy Dog suddenly shrinks in size)'' Nope. Floppy Dog's too small.\\
'''Grayson''': Let's see... [[RuleOfThree How about Floppy Dog?]]\\
'''Oso''': Yeah!
** The ending:
---> '''Paw Pilot''': Step 2: Show it to your friends!\\
'''Grayson''': How can I do that? [[IJustWantToHaveFriends I don't have any friends.]]\\
''([[DownerEnding cue the cast all gaining shocked and dismayed expressions as the video ends]])''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c54w2YmaTSo An Anthropomorphic Bear Takes a S#!* in the Woods]]
** Oso falling out of the logo.
** Oso zoning out and thinking he'll crash his car instead of turning it.
** Joe being unamused at his mother not knowing what his dinosaur toy is and roaring in her face like a dinosaur.
** Paw Pilot's special mission:
---> '''Paw Pilot''': 3 special steps, and you'll fuck me.\\
'''Oso''': Special assignment accepted!
** Oso is determining the location of a library by checking if a place is quiet. Then he finds the library:
---> ''(noises of a fire station are head from the most definitely not quiet library)''\\
'''Oso''': We found the library!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcyibHJzSd4 The Real Reason Steve Left]]
** As soon as we're in the house: we get this:
---> '''Steve''': Blue is... ''(Steve starts communicating through rapid hand movements)'' ...[[ShapedLikeItself Blue]]. Will you help me?\\
'''Child''': No!
** Steve and the plates.
---> '''Steve''': ''(to a drawing of a fork, plate, and spoon)'' It's a plate, a plate, and a [[RuleOfThree plate]].\\
''([[StockSoundEffects a "wrong" buzzer sounds]] as the screen turns red)''
** Steve singing to the 3 songs in the show which share the same motif:
---> "We're gonna figure out Blues' Clues, we just got a letter, we just figured out Blues' Clues..." ''(the endings of the 3 songs play at once, and the buzzer sounds again)''
** Steve talks to Pail:
---> '''Pail''': Which way should I go?\\
'''Steve''': Well, Pail, you should go here. ''(while zooming in on Steve's behind)'' Through the butt.
** Steve notices that a bird "is a beautiful shade of clue!'
** Steve repeating words once again:
---> "This sign is our second [[ShapedLikeItself sign]] and it's a [[RuleOfThree sign]] with a [[OverlyLongGag sign]]."
** Mailbox [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leaving Steve's sight]] after he keeps getting interrupted.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Chibs Og Itchy= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3jTv6rtFGs Another Mario head video?]]
-->"Look, I'm a video game!" *Scene from VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1 plays*\\
"When the moon BUUUURNS your big pizza pie, that's no good."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-fEO3493PM Box Is Now A Chipmunk]]:
--> "I've provided you with a couple of different drugs... like, the one where you go..."


[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Chief Brody Rules= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-lij1QQ2ZI Little Mermaid Poop Part 1: Sebastian is the Boss]]
** When Ariel's sisters introduce her solo in the "Daughters of Triton" concert, the opening shell instead reveals Barney from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' drunkenly singing the ''Series/IDreamOfJeannie'' theme while wearing a bikini.
** Ariel picks up Weegee from the floor of a sunken ship, admires him, then stuffs him into her bag.
** The shark chasing Ariel and Flounder being accompanied by the soundtrack for the commercial for Milton Bradley's "Shark Attack" board game, especially Flounder taunting the shark with "I win!"
** Blink and you'll miss it, but Ariel briefly changes into a Hipster Ariel ImageMacro at one point.
** "Oh, the concert! Oh my gosh, my father's gonna touch me inappropriately!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bpiTLlTPnQ Little Mermaid Poop Part 2: Bane Watches Ariels Science Fiction Stories]]]
** "I got [[WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget Gadgets]] and [[Film/{{Gremlins}} Gizmos]] a-plenty!"
** Ariel singing parts of the "dirty" version of "Part Of Your World."
** Among seeing Prince Eric for the first time, Ariel says ala [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]] "He's the one! The lucky man I'm going to molest!"
** Prince Eric says "Without a doubt, it'll just... Bam! Hit me... like a bolt of lightning!" and lightning instantly strikes the ship.
** Max drops from the flaming ship into the water with a [[StockScream Wilhelm Scream]].
** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries The Joker]] blows up Prince Eric's ship by firing his machine gun at a barrel of gunpowder. Among the ship exploding, the Joker mockingly says "Oops! Dopey me!"
** Ariel rescues Prince Eric while [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} pretending to be a German submarine and official]].
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Philip J. Fry]] splashing about in the water during the shipwreck crying out "Help, I can't swim!"
** Scuttle answers Prince Eric's foot like a telephone, and hears [[Film/{{Scream}} the voice of Ghostface asking "What's your favorite scary movie?"]]
** [[WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch Stitch]] ruins Ariel's reprise of "Part of Your World", acting like a pervert.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfLBfJ65n30 Little Mermaid Poop Part 4: Ursula Captures a Ariel]]
** Flotsam and Jetsam sing they represent [[Film/TheWizardOfOz the Lollipop Guild]].
** Among Sebastian finding out Ariel's going to see Ursula, he pleads "No, she's a [[Music/DarylHallAndJohnOates Maneater]]!"
** Ursula sings "Please don't laugh", but [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Ed Hyena]] laughs out loud anyway.
** Ursula does an imitation of Creator/GrouchoMarx telling Ariel, "[[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} No substitutions, exchanges or refunds]]."
** "But, if he doesn't, you turn back into a mermaid and... you become a MEME!"
** When Ursula prepares to take Ariel's voice, she sings a bit of the "[[WesternAnimation/TheSwordInTheStone Higitus-Figitus song]]."
** Ursula captures Ariel's voice like a Franchise/{{Pokemon}}.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l53uKU6jeGU Little Mermaid Poop Part 5: Ariel Stern's Private Parts]]
** The "PreviouslyOn ''[[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 The Little Mermaid]]'' opening.
** Scuttle [[DidYouGetANewHaircut notices something different with Ariel and guesses it's her new legs]], but Sebastian corrects him saying it's her new vagina that's different.
** As Sebastian moans, "What a soft-shell I'm turning out to be", he changes into [[VisualPun a soft-shell taco]], prompting [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]] to say "Taco!"
** Max acting like the WesternAnimation/RoadRunner, followed by a ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}''-esque sequence of Eric running after Max.
** When Sebastian ends up in Ariel's bath, [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs the Seven Dwarfs start their "Washing Song"]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ6HUEo-oaI Little Mermaid Poop Part 6: Ariel Tours Jurassic Park]]
** Ben Grimsby's pipe sounding like a bong when he lights it up.
** When Ariel is about to blow into the pipe, [[Film/LastActionHero Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater warns not to touch it, but Ariel does so and causes an explosion]].
** The ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes''-esque [[TalkingWithSigns "Ouch!" sign]] accompany Grimsby's AshFace, complete with Carl Stalling music stinger.
** When Eric takes Ariel on a coach ride, [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Flouder asks if he can come, to which Sebastian says "No, son."]]
** The narration from the ''Film/JurassicPark'' tour accompanying their coach ride, with the guide pointing out Tyrannosaurus Alan.
** The "Devil's Bayou" {{Leitmotif}} from ''WesternAnimation/TheRescuers'' playing when we first see the swamp Ariel and Eric are rowing in.
** Scuttle singing "What's Up?" by 4 Non Blondes.
** During the "Kiss the Girl" number, [[WesternAnimation/TheSwordInTheStone Wart as a fish]] leaps out of the water calling for Archimedes.
** "''Go on and... [[Music/KatyPerry ...kissed a girl, and I liked it!]]''"
** WesternAnimation/{{Pocahontas}} capsizes Ariel and Eric's rowboat, and we learn she is working for Ursula.
** Ursula's "The little [[WesternAnimation/LadyAndTheTramp tramp! But I love her...]]"
** "It's time Ursula took matters into her own testicles!"
** Ursula laughing like [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames the King and Zelda]] as she transforms into Vanessa.
** Prince Eric notices Vanessa walking along the shore in the dark saying "[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Excuse me, sir. I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you."]] Then when Eric falls under her spell and his eyes glow, he screams "[[EyeScream MY EYES! MY EYES!!!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArtFtmtk87M Little Mermaid Poop Part 7: Sebastian & Silent Ariel Strike Back]]
** When Ariel cries while sitting on the dock as the wedding ship sails off, "Someone's Waiting For You" from ''WesternAnimation/TheRescuers'' plays.
** Scuttle begins to explain, "I was flying", and it whip-cuts to a flashback of Scuttle flying and singing "''[[Music/RKelly I believe I can...]]''" before crashing into the side of the wedding ship.
** Scuttle explains, "The witch was watching ''Franchise/{{Saw}}''", and we briefly see Vanessa watching a bit of the film. Then when Scuttle explains she was "singing with a stolen set of pipes", we see Vanessa singing Music/ElvisPresley's "You're the Devil in Disguise" and rapidly spinning around on her makeup table, to which WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck rapidly bounces around her.
** When Scuttle explains that Prince Eric is about to marry "the sea witch in disguise", we see a ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformers''-esque [[IdiosyncraticWipes transition with Vanessa and Ursula's heads]].
** Ariel's flashback as she looks at the setting sun: "Before the sun sets on the third day... [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.]] [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory1 You are a toy, you can't fly!]]"
** The priest singing Music/{{Prince}}'s "Dearly beloved..." from the intro to his "Let's Go Crazy" song.
** Vanessa looks out at the sun setting, which now has the face of the baby sun from ''Series/{{Teletubbies}}''.
** Right after that, Prince Eric can be seen with [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Bill Dauterive]]'s face.
** When Scuttle and the birds dive-bomb the wedding ship and attack everyone, [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Hans Moleman calls from a telephone booth that he needs a big seed bell]].
** Vanessa choking Scuttle ala [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer choking Bart]]. They even briefly get Homer and Bart's faces, respectively.
** Vanessa's shell containing Ariel's voice shattering with the overused 1990s "Premiere Edition" pottery crash StockSoundEffect.
** With her voice back, Ariel sings a bit of "[[WesternAnimation/CharlottesWeb I Can Talk]]."
** Ursula dances a bit to "[[Music/TheBeeGees Stayin' Alive]]", and then as she snatches up Ariel as a mermaid again she tells Prince Eric, "So long, my boy!" prompting [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames the King]] to do a SpitTake.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxtrX1-rNrY Snow White Recut]]
** Every time the Magic Mirror informs the Queen that she isn't the fairest in the land, the Queen gets so mad, she throws the Mirror out the window. The second time this happens, he calls out the BigNo from ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith''.
** In an interlude set to Music/{{Queen}}'s "Killer Queen", the Queen briefly takes Music/FreddieMercury's place in a still from the "Bohemian Rhapsody" music video, and the line, "Guaranteed to blow your mind", plays against the Queen using EyeBeams to blow up the head of an extra from the ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Simpsons]]'' episode "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS5E18BurnsHeir Burns' Heir]]".
**
--->'''Queen:''' To make doubly sure you do not fail, bring her back in this!\\
'''"Chancellor":''' Uh, how's the princess going to fit in that box?
** When Snow White tells the Dwarfs about her scary run through the woods, the video cuts to footage from lower-budget ''Literature/SnowWhite'' adaptations, and Creator/DonHertzfeldt's ''The Animation Show'', accompanied by audio from a GagDub of ''WesternAnimation/TheLordOfTheRings'', to make it look like Creator/{{Disney}} didn't have enough money to properly animate the sequence.
** The Queen's descent to her laboratory becomes a ''Film/{{Babe}}'' homage as the rats start singing, "Blue Moon".

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lb2bLa-aWA Frozen Unthawed]]
** [[DoubleVision Two Elsas]] complimenting each other's appearances.
** "Frozen in a Nutshell", which tries to summarize the movie with clips accompanied by audio from ''Film/KnockedUp'' about ThePowerOfLove.
** Nekron from ''WesternAnimation/FireAndIce'' performing "Let it Go" to everyone else's confusion.
** Hans getting taunted by Anna with dialogue from ''Film/DieHard'' (a joke [=ChiefBrodyRules=] would repeat in another video, but with a different quote), then [[JustDesserts eaten]] by the Crocodile from ''WesternAnimation/PeterPan''.
** This spoof on ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade'':
--->'''Franchise/IndianaJones:''' I can almost reach it, Elsa!\\
'''Professor Henry Jones:''' Indiana...''[[VocalDissonance Let it go! Let it go!]]''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIYUsDtAsKA Frozen: Global Meltdown]]
**
--->'''Anna:''' Nothing's in my waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy...\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}} Stromboli]]:''' I PUSH YOU!
**
--->'''Elsa:''' What's that amazing smell?\\
[''Elsa and Anna sniff'']\\
'''Elsa and Anna:''' [[ToiletHumour Shit!]]
** This conversation between Hans and Anna, using audio from ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'':
--->'''Hans:''' Princess, I didn't notice you before.\\
'''Anna:''' [''[[VocalDissonance Cartman voice]]''] That's okay, 'cause I'm just a duck.
** Hans is a man of his word.
--->'''Hans:''' I would ''never'' shut you out.\\
[''Hans slams the door, shutting Anna [[ExactWords in]]'']
** Then there's this bit with Anna and Olaf:
--->'''Olaf:''' Where's Hans? What happened to your kiss?\\
'''Anna:''' I was wrong about him. It's not true love.\\
'''Olaf:''' Are you [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] serious, dude?\\
[''Film/{{Godzilla| 2014}} then [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext bursts through the door]]'']\\
'''Trailer:''' Godzilla!\\
'''Anna:''' [[Film/{{Godzilla 1998}} It's Gojira, you moron!]]
** Instead of a new sled, Anna gives Kristoff a car (while making crazy eyes). When he says he can't accept it, [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Dr. Jonathan Crane]] sentences him [[DisproportionateRetribution to exile]].
** This part:
--->'''Hans:''' Maybe it's the party talking, or the chocolate fondue!\\
'''[[Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger Steve Rogers]]:''' [[MemeticMutation So, do you two. Do you...fondue?]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Chili Cheese Nips= ]]
]
* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aBNeyZWIwd8 Pan Special]]:
** Apparently, scientists have some very interesting priorities during pandemics.
--->'''Newscaster:''' Scientists are getting closer to fucking the COVID pandemic. Kick.
--->'''Scientist:''' Yes, we've been able to fuck the virus and confirm that it did, in fact, cum.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Chris10237= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsBasK60wFQ Squidville Is Full of Idiots]].
** In response to [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick playing with a leaf blower:
---> '''Squidward''': Playing with a [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog PINGAS]]? That's the most GAY thing I've ever heard!
*** Immediately after this, Squidward argues with himself from later in the episode.
**
--->'''Patrick''': Are you Squidward?\\
'''Fire hydrant''': [[WesternAnimation/StreetFighter YES]]!
** When Squidward starts playing with the reef blower:
---> '''Squidward''': Looks like when it comes to having fun, you [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames will DIE]]!
** [[RunningGag Canned bread's frequent mentions]]. First, Squidward comes to Squidville just because of it, and then he starts calling everything "canned bread" in a warped voice. Finally, Patrick's bad breath comes from canned bread instead.
** The squid who just says "turkey sandwich". Later, he calls Squidward just to say that same phrase again.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtU0M9-2ehM Squidward Keeps Getting RickRoll'd]]
** Everytime [[RunningGag Squidward gets]] [[JustForFun/RickRoll Rick Rolled.]]
** The door-knocking is set to the tune of [[Music/{{Queen}} We Will Rock You.]]
** '''Mr. Krabs''': No, no, Mr. Squidward. ([[CensoredForComedy BEEP]]) you.
---> ''("[[Music/{{Cher}} I Got]] [[Music/{{UB40}} You Babe]]" plays in the background as [[HoYay a heart frame appears over Mr. Krabs]])''
** The "because I have no money" edit:
---> '''Squidward''': B...c...a...u...e...I...a...l...u...o...[[SuddenlyShouting MONEY!!!!!]]
** Squidward says this to a child after winning a prize:
---> '''Squidward''': It means you have no [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog PINGAS!]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Christophers Things= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dINxaysEZGg Hank's Amazing Turkey Adventure]].
** From the very beginning:
---> '''Hank''': Sorry, please die... ''(cuts to a different scene)'' Well, they asked nicely.\\
''(Hank [[StuffBlowingUp blows up out of nowhere]])''\\
'''Bill''': Yep.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Cicabeot1= ]]
]
* [[WebVideo/SpectrumPulse Speck of Dust]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKV0UMDh0jc Breaks Down Bill]]
** "Hey there folks, welcome to Speck of Dust. We talk about music and nothing else."
**
--->'''Mark''': You already know what I'm talking about.\\
'''[[WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows Todd]]''': No! I don't already know!
** "Yep, as predicted, [[Music/TheWeeknd I can't feel my face]] and I'm in desperate need of surgery because this sucks."
** "Thankfully it held off [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Watchog]] from [[VisualPun getting any bigger]]."
** "Yeah [[Music/JCole J. Cole's]] still a good rapper. Martin Luther King would love him."
** "Number 96: [[Music/ChrisBrown "Chris Brown]] [[TakeThat Sucks"...Yes, he does."]]
** '''[[Music/NickJonas Nick Jonas]]''': [[MemeticMutation There's lels to your luls]].
** "And finally, number 43, "Smoke Weed Everyday" by Music/SnoopDogg.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: cjflo ]]

* "I'M GUNNA SHOOT SOMEBODY", a two-part 14.5-minute epic in which cjflo manages to make Music/RKelly's "Music/TrappedInTheCloset" even more ridiculous than the original:
** From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5MoZ5PzDQo part one]] we have: ''Then a knock on the door, the gun's in my hand/He opens the door, the gun's in my hand/[[CallBack He looks at the closet,]] [[RunningGag I pull out my Beretta]]/He opens the door, I can't believe it's a midget... ...Well...'''GET TO THE POINT!''' Or I'M GUNNA SHOOT SOMEBODY...''
*** It's the way the guy just lets his arm drop and stares into oblivion, like his life is now complete that makes it!
** From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBwGEdHJsKE part two]] we have: ''Twan opens the door and it's Rosie the nosy neighbor... then all of a sudden, '''POW!'''''
*** Plus the MoodWhiplash thirty seconds later...
---->''And then we all laughed, Twan said, "She gonna die?" "No doubt!''
** Any time the title gets dropped. The midget even gets shot after he says it.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ymihv6_ahw "You are already subscribed to BILL COSBY"]], another epic from one of her favorite sources, ''Series/TheCosbyShow'':
** The opening credits sequence gets a surreal makeover, with Cosby's name spammed numerous times and his face contorted in the most ridiculous fashions.
** In all its glory:
--->BILL COSBY\\
in\\
BILL COSBY\\
THE BILL COSBY SHOWSBY\\
BILL BILLSBY\\
With BILL COSBY as BILL COSBY\\
SABRINABILL COSLEBEAUFBY\\
CILL BOSBY\\
PRODUCED BY BILL COSBY with help from BILL COSBY\\
Creative Consultant/Producer/Co-executive Producer BILL COSBY\\
Based on a BILL COSBY created by BILL COSBY\\
Additional BILL COSBY provided by BILL COSBY\\
Original BILL COSBY Written and Arranged by BILL COSBY\\
BILL COSBY Would Like to Thank all of the BILL COSBY Out There For Making BILL COSBY BILL COSBY

** Cliff Huxtable's obsession with penises and grounding his daughters (especially when he catches one of them watching ''Film/PulpFiction'').
** The scenes where the parents meet Denise's boyfriend Eddie are also not sacred, as Eddie starts scatting "Reggae" in outrageous fashions ("And Eddie, are you and Denise going out--" '''"EH MON."''' *sagenod*).
* After an extended hiatus from YTP, cjflo came back with the ''38'' minute "The Flesh Pinch of Ball Hair" ([[https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5jpvuw Dailymotion reupload]]), where all of her greatest ''[[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir Fresh Prince]]'' RunningGags deliver an endless assault, and even Bill Cosby and R. Kelly make cameo appearances. The length and pace are not for the faint of heart, but those who stick around are greatly rewarded.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: claudestultus ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-mF7Rttl9A Gravity Faaf]] (original video removed; reuploaded [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVyuyD1Y0yM here]])
** Dipper getting scared of Grunkle Stan so much that he explodes then inexplicably comes back to life.
** "Our uncle had transformed his house into a [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment house]] he called [[ShapedLikeItself The House]]."
** "Alright, ladies and gentlemen, behold: my ass!"
** Dipper's mosquito bites spelling out "[[Music/JustinBieber Bieber]]".
** "Grunkle Stan says I was being paranoid, but according to this book [[ImmediateSelfContradiction I'm paranoid]]."
** "You think [Norman] might be Pinkie Pie? That would be so awesome!"
** "I'm gonna be a door and he's gonna be one of your crazy conspiracies!"
** "[[RunningGag Her aim is getting better!]]"
** "I am one million dicks!"
** "You kids could go waste your time on some epic FUUF, or you could spend your day learning how to SKEWWEKS!"
** "[[TheStinger ANUS GAY]]"
** "Why yes, of ''course'' you can chew on my penis."
** "Behold, the rock that looks like a rock. It looks like a rock, but it's a rock." "Does it look like a rock?" "No, it looks like a rock." "Is it a face?" "Yes, it's a face."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=cloaytonem2= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fKWyR2e6Z8 Raocow finds this video, comments on it, and gets 117 thumbs up]]
** On a meta level, the fact that LetsPlay/{{raocow}} [[LifeImitatesArt really did comment on the video and get 117 thumbs up]].
** "The point where I refuse to undergo very expensive surgery and sacrifice myself for cheese."
*** Replacing the last word of a line with "cheese" in varying pitches is [[RunningGag done several times]] throughout the poop.
** "YOUS SUOY"
** "[[MondegreenGag Wild toast.]]"
** "Fire bar... [[VideoGame/CatPlanet Fire bar? Why would a cat wanna go to a bar? Cats don't drink, they drink milk!]]"
** "Warch!"
** (as a [[MemeticMutation Trollface]], a [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Chao,]] and a [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Mew's face]] bounce around on the screen) "This is getting kinda [[RunningGag scary.]]"
** "Delay Man, you have a weird... ...[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall delay]]."
** "Let's go ahead and get our [[IntoxicationEnsues smoke]] on..." says Raocow as he starts blathering incoherently, and the screen changes colors as it gets progressively blurrier.
** "Air Man." [[SelfDeprecation *Insert crappy YTPMV here.*]]
** "And you run and you jump and you run and you jump [[RuleOfThree and you]] [[BaitAndSwitch jump and you run]] and that's just so square. [[NonSequitur I have no idea where I was going with that.]]"
** "Scyders are spary."
** All 33.4 seconds (yes, it's timed) of the part where Raocow imitates a Mickey Mouse voice is [[HeliumSpeech raised in pitch]] so high that he is inarticulate as VideoGame/MegaMan walks along the border of the screen and [[GravityIsAHarshMistress falls off the ceiling a little after he gets halfway across it.]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=COD Eand AR= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFIHAAgYxD4 Boney's Benevolent Birthday Becomes Brutally Bad]]
** "Barney is a [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Diamond Sword]] from Kansas."
** "Barney shows us lots of things. [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls LOTS of things...]]"
** "Barney's Grey Day", which segues into a brief parody of ''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey''.
**
---> '''Girl''': How old are you today, Barney?\\
'''Barney''': It is rude to ask someone's age, dummy!\\
''(RecordNeedleScratch)''\\
'''Girl''': Screw you, Barney. ''(pulls out a gun and shoots him)''
** When Barney sees the cake, he is reminded that [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} it is a lie]], and shouts [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim "LIES!"]] in various locations until he is shot dead by Minecraft Villagers, as represented by WebAnimation/ElementAnimation's "Villager News".
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tYS1ZKV60E Garfield Gets Nermal to Quit iFunny]]
** "Good, the tour's in space."
---> '''[[VideoGame/Portal2 Space Core]]''': Spaaaaaa'''[[SensoryAbuse AAAAAA-]]'''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrG7qf5A6b8 Boney's Big Bus Beautifully Breaks]]
** "Could you please sing more quietly? [[Film/AustinPowers "How about no?"]] ''(the singing continues, but it's [[SensoryAbuse very loud]] and is accompanied by flashing visuals)''
** This:
---> '''Barney''': ''(pointing at a traffic light)'' Red light means stop.\\
'''Girl''': [[WebAnimation/TheCyanideAndHappinessShow I don't care!]]\\
''(she gets into an unseen car and drives off, only to crash offscreen)''\\
'''Barney''': I told you to don't keep going!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFfdV-5ZJVg the world is a deadly religion, i guess]]
** "We can't even get from here to there to there to here to there to [[OverlyLongGag there to here to there to-]]" ''[[SensoryAbuse (loud noise)]]'' "-not buying a beer. It's sad. I like beer. I miss you."
** "Pause. ''[[VisualPun (paws appear on screen)]]'' I think there's a unicorn now. What's it made of? [[Series/MrBean Magic.]]"
** "It's a star-" ''([[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]] shows up and steals the star)'' "And now the star is gone."
** "Hey, can we go on land?" "NO." "Why?" "The [[Franchise/StarWars Death Star]] has a deadly lazer."
** "Hi, I live in the year -1,000,000,000 and I'm wondering, "Is f*cking Jesus legal yet?'" ''({{Beat}})'' "No."
** "Tired of tires? Use the dinosaurs!"
*** "Guess what happens next? Nothing."
** "Time to [[VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay Conker]], rueqnoc."
** "What about this part? That's [[Creator/MarkHamill Hamill]]. What is Hamill? [[Franchise/StarWars A]] [[Characters/StarWarsLukeSkywalker Jedi]], [[ActorAllusion probably]]."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Combuskenisawesome ]]

* Although not a [=YouTube=] Poop per se, Toys/{{Bionicle}} 2: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcKVCJ-zOLc Bootleg Subtitles]]!
--> '''Vakama''': Do Not Want!
** Metru Nui is translated as "Nui of Subway."
** plate launcher
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmDqvrGBHNA 107- THE P0VVER RANGER$ 0PERATl0N 0VERDRlVE ADULT PARTY CART00N]]
--> "It's time to go organic." [[note]]Bonus humor points if you watched ''Series/OneThousandWaysToDie'' and know the carrot's role in that scene[[/note]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erJm--8c7Bk&ab_channel=Combuskenisawesome 152- Neverending Breakfast]]:
** [=CiA=] changes her watermark to say "Creator/CS188", accompanied by this FreezeFrameBonus:
---> I wonder how many idiots I can get in the comments claiming that I stole this video from the guy known for doing music video [=YTPs=] simply by putting his name in the bottom right like this.
** "Our situation goes like this: every time that you bitch, I'm tempted to die. Creator/{{Rare}}... eraR."
** "I probably never will be in bed."
** "Let heaven know how shit you are. I'll sing it to the stars."
** "We can take a dark brown shit. We can die by ourselves. 'Cause what we have is shit. Shit. Shit. uiSh.
** [=CiA=] recreates the Franchise/DoctorWho intro with Deep Blue Something's "Breakfast at Tiffany's."
** "You'll say the world has come between us. A Franchise/KamenRider has come between us."
** "I'll sing it again and again and again and again and agai-" "'''[[Series/ICarly NO ONE ENJOYS THAT]]!'''"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UJU6P_pREc 185- 2013]]
** A small RunningGag here is the Historical Inaccuracy list... which is about rather mundane facts that didn't happen in the year 2012, including the Sony Ericsson still being around, and people still using Windows Vista. The fifth fact is kids still playing [[Platform/PlayStationPortable PSPs]] even though the [[Platform/PlayStationVita Vita]] is out... and then it says it actually did happen.
--->"Well played, Sony."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP0QyF9oOW8&ab_channel=Combuskenisawesome 195- TIME FOR A LITTLE VIDEO GAME BREAK]]:
** "'''''RRGH!''''' DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH DIAMONDS THE DIAMONDS IN THOSE LASERS COST ME?! '''''RRGH!''''' AND THOSE DRONES DON'T COME CHEAP! CHEAP! CHEAP! CHEAP! DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?!"
** "He's a [[VideoGame/LuigisMansion mansion]]."
** "Put it in my ass." "The results would be... [=disASStrous=]."
** Justin Hammer's TakeThat towards ''VideoGame/MetroidOtherM'':
---> I'll download you into a hard drive and drop you into the sewer.
** "It's Man Iron! Just the butt I wanted to see!"
** "I DIDN'T SPEND 40 MILLION ON VIDEO GAMES FOR NOTHING!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG3s1sAMw58 199- The Extended Weekend of Sparkle]]; special mention goes to the DisneyAcidSequence with Twilight meeting [[Series/BattleFeverJ Miss America]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFlEGNG5Iu8 The short poop]] made in response to [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} the Lumiose Conference]]. "I stand tall cause I know I'm a-" "'''''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants LOSER!!!]]'''''"
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBqxHX2eJNE Learn How to Toys: Painstalkingly Pink Party Poat]]"
** "The [[OverlyLongName My Littlest Pet Pony Prettiest Pony Princess Play-Doh Piano Castle Playset]]..."
** "...and open the door, [[WaxingLyrical get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur]]."
** The Baby Butterscotch pony doll bobbing its head to "[[Music/JustinTimberlake SexyBack]]".
** "And get her-- And get her-- And get her [[Music/JustinBieber Bieber]] head..."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss2kfrP0Eq8 221- Soopaman and the Clash of Ages]]:
** "First, gotta tell if I'm Batman!"
** "In order to play [=BADman=] games and do 'em justice, you gotta be justice!" *AVGN's face is superimposed on top of [[Franchise/DeathNote Light]]'s*
** "[[RunningGag Oh, the keypad's busted. Oh, that's great.]]"
** "In order to play Superman games and do 'em justice, you gotta be for the Commodore 64!"
** "Next is the one which most people know, [[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice Batman vs. Superman]] on Sega CD."
*** "What is this? Geodude fighting Mr. Game & Watch?"
** "Next up, Batman 64-ever for the 3D Boy. Well, I'm playing it on my Superman Nintendo, to be exact. Now we're in deep shit, because this game is good."
*** "As soon as it begins, you'll notice it bears an uncanny resemblance to Batman Forever for the Super Nintendo."
** "It's also real annoying that up is [=jUp=] whereas there's plenty of buttons to choose from."
*** "It's also real annoying that, like, the controls in this game are like something you do in order to play the game!"
** "You have the option of playing as Robin. TO FUCKIN' play as Robin, you have to press R."
*** "But who would do that? I wanna be Geodude!"
** "Batman Forever! It sucked back then and it sucks back then, and it sucked forever back then, and it sucks ssuss!"
** "One more game. Batman Forever for the R-Zone." *AVGN [[ThisIsGonnaSuck nods with a worried look on his face]]*
*** "Unlike the Commodore 64, which causes eyestrain and headaches for 64 minutes, this thing does it forever! Like, this is ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond''!"
** "Here it is! Superman 65!"
*** *A close-up of the start of [[VideoGame/PokkenTournament Braixen's Burst Attack]] is shown on-screen* "First, you're greeted by a smiling cartoon fox. THE FUCK IS THAT?!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrohwD-tgPo The ship set sail]] which includes Ash doing his own take on [[Series/LazyTown We Are Number One.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTrd8XIVRQw&ab_channel=Combuskenisawesome 230- Sonic Forces his Fork Mania upon all the Mobians]]:
** "Blue streak speeds by! Franchise/{{Saw}}! Don't doubt what he can do! Saw!"
** [[RunningGag Fork]]?
** A rather simple, but effective exchange:
---> Sonic: I was too -seriously- late, Sal. They -seriously- took them to Robuttnik's -serious- headquarters.
---> Sally: But how?
---> Sonic: I -seriously- hate when you ask that.
** "Robuttnik's holding all the forks! Platform/WiiU!"
*** "Sonic, we were five years old." "So?" "We were too old."
** "Sonic, [[FlatEarthAtheist time travel violates all the laws of physics]]." "So? ...[[RunningGag fork]]?" "Sonic, never violate the laws of physics. It is very, very impor-" *in [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Plankton]]'s voice* "TOO LATE!"
** [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Ash]] finds the solution to the Keeper of the Time Stones' riddle:
---> I know the answer to that one! If you wrap yourself in an electric refrigerator, you'll die!
** Sonic winds up sending himself and Sally to the year 322[[RunningGag fork]].
** "GREETINGS, CITIZENS. HAVE A DAY."
** Sonic goes to [[OneSteveLimit a Sonic]] to get some chili dogs.
** [=CiA=] noticed that the airship that crashes through a wall has a DilatingDoor similar to the ones in ''VideoGame/{{Metroid}}'', so she spliced in some footage of Samus firing a missile at the door to open it.
** Julian changes his name to [[SdrawkcabName Nailuj]].
---> On-screen text: [=CombuskenIsAwesome=] Says: "Cliche as it sounds to just use a backwards version of his 'good' name, the official comics (both Fleetway and Archie) have Robotnik's pre-evil name as 'Kintobor', so there you go."
** "What's up, [[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite Snivy]]?"
---> On-screen text: [=CombuskenIsAwesome=] Says: "I'm sure no one else has made this joke before."
** Sonic tortures Robotnik with [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment two lightbulbs and a popsicle]].
** Sonic has this to say to his past self:
---> [[VideoGame/SonicGenerations Enjoy your future! It's gonna be]] [[RunningGag fork]]?
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxT5hiwr1Lg&ab_channel=Combuskenisawesome 253- Animals Over Which Health Code Laws They Will and Won't Adhere to]]:
** "[[RunningGag This... is Zootopia]]."
** [=CiA=] works in a commercial for ''VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue'' to fit with Nick's "you want the red, or the blue kind?" quote.
---> Judy: Excuse me!
---> Nick: Hey, you're everyone else! *Judy's face appears on top of those of the other characters in the scene*
** "Actually, heh, I'm an office."
*** "I don't wanna cause you any trouble, but I believe [[Franchise/DragonBall Trunks]] is a class 3 health code violation!"
---> Trunks: '''''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOO]]!!!'''''
** "I just wanna say, you're a great dad, and just a class 3 health code violation!"
** "You wanna be an elephant when you grow up? You be an elephant. Because this is Zootopia. Anyone can be a health code violation!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LE7BzGWrf0&ab_channel=Combuskenisawesome 254- Hardee's Presents | 6.13.1983]]:
** "[[RunningGag Your/My reputation's on the line]]."
*** When this gag is introduced, the light-hearted music that had been playing distorts, which the subtitles describe as "[MUSIC BECOMES HELL]."
** "[[NeverMyFault I don't have problems because I didn't do my job right]]."
** This edited commercial:
---> Guy in Truck 1: Hey, let's stop someplace for breakfast.
---> Guy in Truck 2: Not someplace, THE place! Not THE place, someplace! Some pee place! Mmplace! *distorted* HARDEE'S!
** "If you explain delays to customers, they usually get upset. Chatting with customers makes 'em get upset. [[HairTriggerTemper Customers usually get upset]]. And we want [[DamnedByFaintPraise a reputation of customers]]."
** "Don't always use the same greeting. On our front line, we greet customers in many ways. Don't say the same thing over and over again like a broken record."
*** This is followed by two cashiers greeting customers [[HypocriticalHumor only using the phrase "Hi, welcome to Hardee's"]] over each other.
*** Hope, the cashier providing the instructions on the training video, reiterates that employees shouldn't use the same greeting "like a broken record"... [[HypocriticalHumor then starts repeating]] "like a broken record."
---> [[Anime/DigimonTamers Rika]]: You're starting to sound like a broken record.
** "The next critical step is-- [[RunningGag Hi, welcome to Hardee's]]."
** "I use cleanup as a chance to clean customers. That way, a customer won't die. When a customer walks in the door, [[RunningGag your reputation's on the line]]. Keep an eye on it. That way, a customer won't [[EverythingTryingToKillYou be attacked by a blob of mayonnaise]].
** Another edited commercial:
---> Runner: Come on in, I got our lunch!
---> Fisherman: What'd ya get?
---> Runner: ...[[ShapedLikeItself Lunch]]!
---> Fisherman: What'd ya get?
---> Runner: '''''[[SensoryAbuse FISH SANDWICHES FROM HARDEE'S!]]'''''
---> Fisherman: Fish sandwiches with me, the king of the deep here? I'll catch my own lunch, Runner!
---> Runner: Okay, don't know what you're missing! Just look at that fish sandwich...ch.
---> Fisherman: Fish sandwiches with me, the D *a D appears over him* of the 'kip *a [[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Mudkip]] appears over him* here? I'll catch my own lunch--
---> Runner: Look at that fish sandwich. Flaky, moist, fried up my ass-- Mmm-mmm! Golden with creamy tartar [[RepetitiveAudioGlitch sauce-sauce-sauce-sauce-]]
---> Franchise/{{Naruto}}: *his face appears between the sandwich's buns* '''''[[SayMyName SASUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]]!'''''
---> Fisherman: Huh-hold that fish-- Huh-hold that fish-- Huh-ho-- Huh-ho-- Huh-ho-- Huh-ho--
---> Runner: *laughs* That'll look great on your wall!
---> Fisherman: *"Huh-ho"s rapidly*
---> Runner: *laughs, this time slowed down*
---> Singers: Hardee's, best eatin' in--
---> Fisherman: I GOT ONE! IT'S A BIGGIE! *reels in and gets [[BrickJoke attacked by a blob of mayonnaise]]*
** "And we want a reputation of being friendly, attentive, evitnetta, yldneirf, and ''fast'' at filling the order. Remember, we're shooting for a speed record of [[SuperSpeed six seconds or less]]. *the footage of Hope filling an order is sped up*
---> Hope: First, I get the drink. *long {{Beat}}, then, over herself* then the sandwich and the fries and the dessert [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and the fries]].
** After that, there's another long beat, which is filled by promotions for upcoming products, such as:
*** Olive Burger (It has a couple olives on it!)
*** MANAGER'S SPECIAL Pasta Salad (availability depends on area)
*** '''HUMONGUS!''' Hardee's New BEEF ARM! OVER ''11'' LBS. OF TENDER JUICY YET STRONG BEEF
*** LIMITED TIME OFFER! Buy a BEEF ARM, get a Roast Beef FREE! (from conclusion of [[UsefulNotes/ElectronicEntertainmentExpo Eat3]] to November 2, 1983)
*** KID'S MEAL CHEX[[TradeSnark ™]] (Is your child picky? Let them have Chex!)
*** COMING [=6/23=]! [[ForeignQueasine SURSTRÖMMING]]
*** FOR HOLIDAY 1983! FROSTY SLAW MAN!!
*** [[Series/{{Ultraman}} ULTRAMAN]] ([[Series/UltramanTiga Tiga]] Flavor pictured)
*** WOW! NEW! HARDEE'S INVERTED BURGER (Made with 100% REAL Anti-matter!)
*** [[MyNameIsQuestionMarks ??????????????????????????????????????????]]
*** PRE-ORDER BONUS '''SIGNED PHOTO OF RUNNER'' AND OTHER GUY (while supplies last)
*** '''OH GOD NOT THIS EVIL MAYO FISH AGAIN!''' (IF YOU SEE IT AT YOUR LOCA *cut off* PLEASE PLEASE TELL THE MAN *cut off* CALL THE FDA EXTERMINATORS *cut off* JUST TO BE SAFE
*** The last one is particularly funny because it technically has two meanings: It refers to both the image (a weird fish-shaped mayonnaise-based concoction from the 50s) and the [[BrickJoke blob of mayonnaise the fisherman in the commercial got attacked by]].
** Then Hope FINALLY finishes the order.
---> Hope: [[BlatantLies Time? Six seconds.]]
** "For instance, the way I greet customers, the condition of the dining room, the way I greet dining room, the condition of the customers, even the way the sandwiches are placed in the bag."
** The [[RuleofThree third]] and final edited commercial:
---> Guy who isn't Runner: Can't you wait on that sandwich?
---> Runner: Nope.
---> Guy who isn't Runner: *echoey* Can't you wait on that--
---> Runner: NO! *skidding and crashing sound* Oh no, Big Olaf!
---> Big Olaf: [[WhatTheHellHero What's wrong with you, Runner]]? *slams his hand on the truck's hood hard enough to dent it* This ain't the demolition derby! *slams his hand on the door hard enough to dent it*
---> Police Officer: You okay there *in [[VideoGame/HotelMario Mario]]'s voice* Luigi?
---> Luigi: Wife made spaghetti for dinner.
** "Now, this brings us to another area where our reputation's on the line. Handling your reputation. Just look at this guy." *[[Anime/PokemonLucarioAndTheMysteryOfMew Sir Aaron]] pops up* "Nobody's paying him any attention."
---> Hope: Hi, can I help you?
---> Sir Aaron: This is going to be your new home and the place where you train aura.
---> Hope: You know, I'm not sure what kind of work I do here, but my reputation's on the line.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgvuA3py0bY&ab_channel=Combuskenisawesome 255- The Only Arceus's Wish Youtube Poop Anyone Has Ever Made]] takes a DarkerAndEdgier ''VideoGame/PokemonMysteryDungeon'' fan animation and transforms it into comedy gold.
** "Arceus, he's [[WesternAnimation/KimPossible Ron Stoppable]]!"
*** Jirachi then tries throwing random stuff like a [[VideoGame/AnimalCrossing beehive]], pipe wrench, Wiimote, and [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bob-Omb]] at Ron [[NoSell to no effect]] while the Star music from ''VideoGame/MarioKart'' plays.
** This little exchange:
---> Arceus: Perhaps we can use him.
---> Jirachi: You don't mean--
---> Arceus: *in [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob]]'s voice* Ooh, I mean.
---> Jirachi: But-- Arceus!
---> Arceus: *in [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead Coach Buzzcut]]'s voice* We're gonna be talking about *in the voice of a ''VideoGame/MarioKart'' streamer [=CiA=] [[CallBack had used in an older YTP that also used "No Laughing" as a source]]* '''''KYLE!'''''
** "[[RunningGag Kyle did not know what he was doing or why he was doing it]]."
** "Kyle stared dead ahead. He finally decided to open his eyes. In one decisive motion, he pulled them open and took in... nothing."
---> [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]]: WE CAN'T JUST SIT HERE AND SEE NOTHING!
** "Kyle weakly glanced up to see a Pokémon sitting before him. An Espeon, [[VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield SWSH]]ing its tail."
---> Nila: I'm really sorry, Kyle, but *in [[Film/SpiderMan1 Green Goblin]]'s voice, projecting a green mist at Kyle* SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
** After a particularly confusing DreamSequence:
---> Nila: Morning. Feeling any better?
---> *The camera zooms in on Kyle's exasperated face as a loud, dramatic sound plays. [[FunWithSubtitles This is subtitled as "(fires of hell)."]]
** Immediately after that:
---> Nila: Are... you hungry?
---> Kyle: Huh? What? Yeah, I... I guess so.
---> Nila: Good. *she throws a photorealistic fish at Kyle's face*
---> Kyle: *internally* [[ThisIsGonnaSuck How did I get here]]?
** "Josh looked up to see the looming shape of a Gengar, teeth bared in a [[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Barry]] smile."
** Dewey's arrival is presented as the ''WesternAnimation/SonicTheHedgehogSatAM'' intro.
---> Dewey: Little bro! *in [[Fanfic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences John Freeman]]'s voice* LOOK OUT BRO!
* The sequel, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIEhkx-q1fM&ab_channel=Combuskenisawesome 266- Kyle II: The Twin Kyles]] is thrice as long and even funnier:
** Continuing the ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead'' theme, since the title of the chapter this YTP is based on is "Assimilation":
---> Butthead: Whoa, [[HehHehYouSaidX it says "ass!"]] *Beavis and Butthead laugh*
** Arceus initially [[AntiClimax just sends Kyle home like he wants]], but then remembers he needs him for something.
---> Arceus: *in Anime/SpeedRacer's voice* WAITAMINUTECOMEBACKHERE!
*** This becomes a RunningGag.
** When Kyle asks why he was brought into the PMD universe:
---> Arceus: [[ItsAllAboutMe This is just about me. 'Cause I'm in danger.]] My remaining energy is slowly shrinking *as he says this, a [[TabletopGame/{{Pokemon}} Double Turbo Energy card]] [[VisualPun shrinks away into nothingness in the background]]*.
*** Anything Arceus says in any of these videos, really. His deep, gravelly, Orson-Welles-as-Unicron-esque voice is juxtaposed with dialogue like "I used my last fart to bring you here."
** Think [=CiA=] had [[WesternAnimation/KimPossible Ron Stoppable]] show up in the previous video just because Jirachi said "unstoppable" and that wouldn't go anywhere? Nope! Turns out the EldritchAbomination Arceus needed to summon Kyle to stop really IS Ron! It's hilarious seeing such a laid-back, goofy character deliver lines like this:
---> Ron: Here you are! The sad little human! Does he really believe that all it takes to bring me down is LITTLE KYLE?! Soon, both worlds will belong to me!
** "Little Kyle's spine bristled and his hackles raised in anticipation. And Big Kyle padded away, slinking into the shadows."
---> Nila: Listen to me! The Gengar is large, it could hurt even more people! *as she says this, [[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever a giant Gengar fights Big Kyle in the background]]*
*** Immediately after that, Kyle slams into the ground where Nila is and [[StuffBlowingUp explodes]].
** "Waaaait a minute! He wasn't [[Series/KamenRider555 Faiz]] a second ago! In fact, he had a huge ass right here!"
** "It was big, and glowing, [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants AND PINK]]!"
---> Oliver: Hmm, if you're rather nasty when it comes to *SoundEffectBleep*, we can investigate--
---> Nila: NO!
** "Nila turned into Kyle and the rest of the town. The streets were drowning [[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite Cilan]]." *Cilan sinks into the now-liquefied streets*
---> Fiona: "I'm going to see ''Film/{{The Color Purple|1985}}'' again!"
** When Josh complains about having to go home:
---> Dewey: Get over here.
---> Josh: Aww, are you kidding--
---> Dewey: *in [[Franchise/MortalKombat Scorpion]]'s voice* '''''GET OVER HERE!''''' *he pulls Josh towards him with Scorpion's spear move*
** "I know Night Slash! We both know I know Night Slash! The rest of the town knows I know Night Slash! [[WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}} Now all of China]] knows I know Night Slash! [[Series/LosLuchadores THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE]] knows I know Night Slash! [[VideoGame/HotelMario And YOU]] know I know Night Slash!"
** "[[RunningGag You can call me Glacie]]."
*** A gag that combines this one with "[[Music/CarlyRaeJepsen Call Me Maybe]]" is doubly funny if you know that the Swanna innkeeper in ''Gates to Infinity'' also references that song.
** "[[CaptainObvious Tall coconut trees are large]]."
** Oliver's soul starts leaving his body after Glacie impales him on an Icicle Spear, but then...
---> A comment reading "If you kill off Oliver this early, I'm suing.": [[RunningGag WAITAMINUTECOMEBACKHERE]]!
** Oliver and Torke turn out to be [[Series/KamenRiderW Kamen Riders Cyclone and Joker]] respectively.
** "Oliver [[GrievousHarmWithABody had another Oliver trained on Glacie]], who tensed and turned his head towards the officers slightly."
---> Torke: You know, in your position, I would've said [[RunningGag KONOTOA]][[note]] a clip of [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Brock]] saying the phrase "kono ato wa" ("coming up next" in Japanese), which [[MondegreenGag sounds like]] the nonsense word "konotoa", is something of a RunningGag in [=CiA=]'s videos [[/note]]. Sounds a lot cooler and iconic.
** "Glacie's eyes widened, and he promptly shot a Jetta, finally ceasing to struggle". *Glacie pulls out some sort of missile launcher and shoots a [[AbnormalAmmo VW Jetta]] out of it*
*** This is immediately followed by a shot of Franchise/ScoobyDoo edited to look like Glacie [[BlackComedy licking blood off his face]] as the line "[[SoundtrackDissonance I know you'll catch that villain!]]" plays.
** "The assimilated Pidgeot had since come back to life. It wriggled free and pinned Seth down. [[{{Understatement}} It's a jerk]]."
** "With a screech, it brought its beak down, sinking it deep into Seth's shoulder." *the [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] drowning music plays as a [[PressXToNotDie quicktime event]] with a meter shows up. It fails, leading to WebVideo/{{Markiplier}} asking if it was the [[Franchise/FiveNightsAtFreddys Bite of '87]]*
** Glacie one-ups Oliver by manifesting a [[OlympusMons Manaphy]] and staking the Pidgeot through the stomach through it. Especially impressive because Manaphy is a soft-bodied invertebrate with no real sharp points on its body, with Glacie shoving its sphere-tipped antennae into the Pidgeot.
---> Glacie: *referring to the possibility of healing Seth* You can try. I don't think it'll work. I've seen this happen... many times. *In Mr. Krabs's voice* Eleven times, as a matter of fact.
** "Suddenly, his expression shifted from anguish to [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Aang]], and although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to assimilate anyone."
** [=CiA=] even manages to make the normally somber and emotional credits theme, "Homesick" hilarious:
---> Female Singer: Biting Kohl's *a wind-up toy set of teeth bites a Kohl's building*, feel your body numbing slowly *"slowly" is slowed down* [[BrokenRecord You tense, you tense, you tense, you tense, you tense]]. [[PerfectlyCromulentWord Yourment]] be. be. be. be. bebebebebebebe. All ahead is [[MediaNotes/EmmyAward Emmy]], no footsie.
*** Between this and the second half of the song, Oliver finds out that Glacie's [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist real name is]] [[OverlyLongName Jugemu-jugemu Gokōnosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoroni-sumutokoro Yaburakōjino-burakōji Paipopaipo-paiponoshūringan Shūringanno-gūrindai Gūrindaino-ponpokopīno-ponpokonāno Chōkyūmeino-chōsuke]]. No wonder he was so insistent that everyone else call him Glacie!
*** After that, Oliver takes off and says he'll "be sure to get to the bottom" before crashing into [[BrickJoke Big Kyle]]'s butt.
---> Male Singer: Open your eyes
---> Narrator: [[CallBack so wide, they hurt]].
---> Male Singer: Find your Playstation 5. Free tee-tees in your heart, though can you really say "that's chef?"
---> Female Singer: Late. too be soon may it or wait, and stand don't revelations, new these face to try *reversed singing*
*** The Entity's actor is listed as "[[BrickJoke Ron Stoppable]]" in the credits.
---> Male Singer: A helping hand, extending to hell, you try to help but through de- HAND you must help you-D.
* Studio Ghibli films may, as [=CiA=] notes, be a SacredCow to some people, but even they would probably agree that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw7c8CvKOkk&ab_channel=Combuskenisawesome 259- Free Shipping and Returns]] is hilarious.
** This opening exchange sets the tone perfectly:
---> Haru: Baron, just for the record, I think I may have a little crush on you.
---> Baron: Just for the record, [[Music/TheLonelyIsland I'M AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUULT]]!
** "Uhhehheh, [[RunningGag TOAST]]."
** The RunningGag involving people being thrown out of a window.
*** After this gag is introduced, Haru repeatedly picks up and drops a fish onto a plate, prompting the King to respond thusly:
---> *in [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Kevin]]'s voice*: WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?!
** "Yuki, I'm such an idiot." "Yeah!"
---> Baron: Could it be possible that she's the one?
---> [[Franchise/SailorMoon Luna]]: She's the one?
---> Intro Singers: SHE IS THE ONE
---> Baron: Could it be possible that she's cheese?
** "This is no time for fingering."
** "I can walk." "Don't."
** A sequence where Baron and Haru look at each other in what's presumably supposed to be a romantic fashion has the "well he looks at me and I look at him" segment of "[[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Trapped in the Drive-Thru]]" play over it. It's especially funny since, in the original song, [[IsntItIronic it's about a spaced-out drive-thru employee and a frustrated customer]].
** As Muta throws Haru to the top of the tower, we get a good look at the spiral staircases on the tower's inside... which sets up a BondGunBarrel sequence that results in Haru falling back to the bottom of the tower.
** "We'll have to use the [[RunningGag TOAST]]-inator." *Two pictures of [[Franchise/MortalKombat Dan Forden]] appear on the left and right of the screen*
*** "Look what I found!" "[[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?!]]"
---> Haru: You've gotta be kidding...
---> [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Colonel Campbell]]: [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl Sadly, no. I am not kidding.]]
** The whole sequence where the Prince decides to marry Baron.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msRD1n3gZD4 265- Nursery Rhymes for Children]]:
** Playing the intro to "[[VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey Jump Up, Super Star]]" over the [[SuspiciouslySimilarSong suspiciously similar intro]] to "Old [=MacDonald=] Had a Farm."
** The RunningGag involving a headbanging [[AnimalMotifs Combusken]] overlapping with the word "everywhere."
** "Old [=MacDonald=] had [=McDonald's=]."
---> "if you didn't believe i'd pass up the chance to not do this joke... oh god that's [[ConfusingMultipleNegatives too many double negatives aaaaaaa]]"
** "Old [=MacDonald=] had a farm, I/O!" ([[VisualPun several I/O ports come up on screen]])
** The Blissey that serves as the doctor in "Five Little Monkeys" has some choice responses to the monkeys' mom:
*** "This is painful!"
*** "Why?"
*** "No more ''Series/{{Monk}}''!" (this is followed by a portion of the ''Monk'' theme)
*** "WHAT THE [[PrecisionFStrike FFFFFFFFFFUCK]] IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
*** By the time the last monkey's hit his head, she calls CPS, with the CPS agent represented by [[WesternAnimation/TheCritic Jay Sherman]].
** [=CiA=] noticing [[FridgeLogic that they didn't change "London"]] to [[FantasyCounterpartCulture "Wyndon"]] in the title of "London Bridge."
** Looping "buil" in the line "build it up with wood and clay" so it sounds like part of the ''Series/BillNyeTheScienceGuy'' theme.
** [=CiA=] makes a CallBack to 255- The Only Arceus's Wish Youtube Poop Anyone Has Ever Made when [[ItMakesSenseInContext an Umbreon is shown stealing a gold tile from the bridge]] (for context, the protagonist of the source of the YTP she's calling back to, Kyle, was transformed into an Umbreon):
---> Narrator: Kyle did not know what he was doing or why he was doing it.
---> On-screen text: Also your teeth must be strong as fuck to carry a bar of gold like that holy shit
** "[[FantasticAesop And so the moral of the story is: never build anything in London]]."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hplJc99wms 278- This Spider Wants to Kill You! Yes, You Specifically!]]:
** [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Jessie]] calling Spidee "pretty pathetic," resulting in the latter snapping back and killing her and James. The distorted voice she gets is funny as well.
** [[Film/Troll2 Arnold]]'s appearance is another great moment, where he questions if Spidee is going to eat him, and she responds with "yes, you."
** The crawling Franchise/SpiderMan toy is an understated, yet still humorous sight. Especially when he crawls in the sky.

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[[folder: countsmegula ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0vmHprRN4M JonTron Takes Rockington Out For Some Pizza Hut]]
** "Don't let him touch your kids. (dramatic zoom on Jon with dramatic music, followed by a red tint and lens flare in his eyes)"
** "I didn't believe I was good enough to be topless."
** "Fool me once, I'm Creator/CameronDiaz. Fool me twice, I can dig it."
** Jon masturbating and [[Film/{{Birdemic}} blowing his load on a crowd]].

[[/folder]]

[[folder: col2thecar 42 ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoRE9C3_aEA Watch me, Billy Mays]] [[TakeThat penetrate]] [[Music/NickiMinaj this bitch]]!

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Commander Gwonam=] (retired; most links are to reuploads) ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_RHO_FvHbA My Civilized Response to Morshu's Immature Words]]. It's best not to quote it here.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvoHZVt8qbA Apparently it's still funny...]] All of it.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtBPmLQ6mWk Why is Spaghetti?]]
** "Link, you must eat turds."
** "No, not my tits! It burns!"
** "That's that creepy Creator/{{Deepercutt}}'s laugh!"
** "Already WebAnimation/{{Walrusguy}} is returning to [=YouTube=]! The fanboys are singing! Isn't it beautiful?"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8SWtykSfqw 2K!]]
** "Mice, yum."
** "Go, with many zelbinems."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggApo3SEapk Holy Mother 3K!]]
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames Morshu]] train.
** "Mario Farty 287"
** "Fuck me!" "Okay, fine, but I don't want to take the sus!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPvAMVA4XXw Yo Soy Antipático]]
** '''I. M. Meen''': Here's a rhyme for you: UsefulNotes/{{furry|fandom}} [[GirlOnGirlIsHot yuri]].
** "My Pepsi!"
** "See, there's no honey! Never quits—stiuq reveN Never quits—stiuq reveN!"
** "Get a grandma!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LJP-Jr0s6w 6kay-o]]
** "Creator/BillyMays tells me my IQ." "Billy Mays says you're a big dumbass!"
** "[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames This is]] a beagle, you know."
** "Link attacks Ganon with the sacred mistletoe."
** "Go, with many [[CallBack blelbinems.]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60GslqsuLRU Robotnik Faves an Anthrocon 09 Video]]
** "Today's lesson is about the dangers of being gay."
** "Sears!"
** "I'll leave the gushing to those cocks."
** "I'm the one who found the jewels, and the fugitives, and the jewels, and Dr. Robotnik, and the fugitives, and Extractor One, and the jewels, ''and the jewels, '''and the jewels'''''—" "[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic YOU'RE TOO FUCKING NICE!!!]]"
** "[[VoiceOfTheLegion YOU ARE SCUM!!!]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3pvxx3ULRo Nobody will ever get the hint]]
** "[[VoiceClipSong How we gonna gonna-how we gonna gonna-]]"
** "I got a hard-on!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7WmCTT5_c8 1K]]
** "Shish to go."
** "Here is the hemp. Where do you wish to get high?"
** "I guess I'd better get rid of the Sega."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: comrade 127 / Doskey ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kMr0Ydk8XU Hi, Billy Mays here to unendorse all of the shit I have ever endorsed.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnKs4gwjxWc Gaston Gets Constipated]]. Expect loads of ToiletHumour.
--> "In a shi-tting match, nobody shits like Gaston! \\
"I'm especially good at pro-jec-tile de-fe-cating!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFLzKXQdMK0 The King of Dings]]
** "I need help!" "Do it yourself, you doof!"
** "Simply apply the special bonding agent--also known as glue--to the super special strong dent puller, and place it firmly in the middle of the super special dent. Now fit the super special pulling bridge over it, and twist on this [[OverlyLongGag super duper amazing unbelievably special]] wingnut."
** "The dent is gone. And look! Your car is like new again! It's like the dent was never there." ''(pound)'' "[[ShaggyDogStory And look, your car looks like shit again]]! [[TakeThatAudience Nobody wants to drive around with you]], so [[GetOut get the fuck out of my car]]!"
** "Here's how to order: [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Simply remove all your money from your wallet and place it firmly in the middle of my hand]]."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: coolcat 001100 ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za8UJ2ZsMpQ Mr. Krubby Krabby Avenges Pearl Harbor]]
** "Who lives in a pinecone under the sea?"
**
--->'''Customer:''' Oh, now about the barnacle rings?\\
'''Barnacle Boy:''' Barnacle ''MAN!''
** "Sir, let's just get this out of the way: I HATE SWEDISH PEOPLE!"
** The news flash of Bikini Bottom legalizing gay marriage.
** Squidward guessing where Mr Krabs will take him and [=SpongeBob=].
--->'''Squidward:''' Where are we going? [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 2Fort]]?\\
''(cut to them at 2Fort)''\\
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Nope.\\
'''Squidward:''' Guantanamo?\\
''(cut to them tied up and ready for torture)''\\
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Try again.\\
'''Squidward:''' Ooh, ooh, clam fishing?\\
''(cut to them on the boat)''\\
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Better than that.\\
''(cut to them cramped in small clubhouse)''\\
'''Squidward:''' Well, this is stupid.
** [=SpongeBob=]'s fishing hook swiping the book Squidward was reading...and then coming back to give him a copy of ''Literature/MeinKampf''.
** [=SpongeBob=]'s fishing hook ''[[GroinAttack ripping Squidward's dick off]]!''
** "Yeah, and I have to go home and feed Gary." ''(cut to Gary being attacked by Puffy Fluffy)''
** Mr. Krabs representing [[TakeThat bronies in 2013]].
--->'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(holding an alicorn Twilight doll)'' I...trusted you...and you gave me ''this!?''
** Mr. Krabs crucifying Jesus.
** After Mr. Krabs throws out all the sandwiches, [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the Heavy]] leaps overboard to get them back. Then, when Mr. Krabs chucks the refrigerator overboard, we hear it hitting the Heavy and him screaming.
**
--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' What'd you give him?\\
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Coral Blue #2 semi-gloss lipstick.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbU_8sgk-EE Pranktin goes to a mental hospital]]
** "If you think I'm gonna stand out there all day listening to..." ''(cut to [=SpongeBob=] singing [[MemeticMutation "Never Gonna Give You Up"]])''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d88qceO8SUs Spingleblap wants a gun licence]]
** The opening disclaimer...
--->"I own everything here. Viacom owns nothing."
** WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic shooting himself while watching Mrs. Puff do...something with a balloon.
** "CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1giw586LIQ Spingleblap, Cracktrick, and Mr Krustacean go to Darfur]]
** Mr. Krabs, a RightWingMilitiaFanatic, is horrified that his local gun shop now does background checks.
** "Good morning, [[WesternAnimation/AmericanDad U.S.A.!]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7oxgOQ8vUc SpingeBill, Potrock and Squishward go to Vietnam]]
** "[[MemeticMutation The magic chonch kell!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: cooltoonist ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xNLt4iUsJ0 Katy Perry Experiences A Hardcore Teenage Wet Dream]], with its hilarious subtitles.
** "JIZZED! A whale! A WHALE! '''A WHALE!''' Thrust! Stir teh wood?"
** S.T.I. SYNTAX ERROR
** "[[BlackComedyRape RAPE RAPE RAPE BUTT RAPE]]"
** "You touch Obama! Hard meaty [[SubvertedTrope CAT!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snWsBIv8-GI Katy Perry Discovers There's A Gay Fish Jammin Her Spaceship Engine]].
** "I foreskin [[Music/RebeccaBlack Reba Black]]! Franchise/FinalFantasy! Manga/AstroBoy! See, they callin' me an alien 'cause I know that I'm a gay fish!"
** "Wanna be a RECTUM! Series/{{Supernatural}}! Touch my extra testicle!"
** "I'M ON SHROOMS!!!"
** "Fill my hypnotizing pussy with your glowing cock!"
** "Stun me with Miso Soup!"
** "[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Magneton]], [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]]"
** "[[MondegreenGag JOJ!]]"
*** What's cooler? This poop also pre-dates the Creator/{{cs188}} poop that ''also'' pooped E.T. and lampshaded the exact same mondegreen.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETQqXINNY0Y Iggy Azalea's Violently Stretched Oven]]
** "First things first, I'm retarded."
** "Creator/AnimalPlanet."
** "[[VisualPun 'My name' in Bold]]"
** "Penis jizz spillin', [[EatThat I should taste that]]"
** "[[TheStinger I'm so]] [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Chansey]]"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=cornpopz= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyLBZlfmjZc Jasper comes to dinner]]
-->'''Steven (as Connie's phone rings):''' Is that your mom?\\
'''Connie:''' It's probably Jasper.\\
''Connie checks her phone; the screen reads JASPER''\\
'''Connie:''' Called it. Hello?\\
'''Jasper:''' STOP SINGING!!\\
\\
'''Steven:''' What do you mean Jasper won't let you come over? It's the mid-season-pre-season-prepre-season-mid-finale of Under The Knife!\\
\\
'''Steven:''' How am I supposed to bring one of you to [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames dinner?]] You're all so... radioactive!\\
\\
'''Pearl:''' Well, I have to thank Amethyst for putting out.\\
'''Peridot:''' Because of you, everyone came!\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4LYxMexlUw Garnet Teaches Sex-Ed]]
--> '''Ruby:''' How am I gonna f**k you?!\\
'''Sapphire:''' You already did.\\
'''Ruby:''' WHAT?!\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8EvU3N6jrk Holly Blue Agate Is Homophobic]]
--> '''Pearl:''' I cannot believe Amethyst is a fusion!\\
\\
'''Sas:''' Today, I'm straight. We won't stand out if we play it straight.\\
'''Amethyst:''' Straight? Like them?\\
'''Sas:''' Exactly.\\
'''Amethyst:''' But I've never even seen a straight Amethyst before! What if I say something gay?\\
'''Sas:''' Just look the part.\\
'''Steven:''' But Pearl isn't straight at all!\\
'''Pearl:''' F**k you!\\
\\
'''Yellow Diamond:''' Why would you want to f**k her? Do you ever see her? Tell me, what's the use of f**king, Blue?\\
'''Yellow Diamond:''' An Agate has a use, they can go and f**k a Sapphire!\\
'''Yellow Diamond:''' And we're always thinking of memes!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRj2-gzv21g Pearl f*cks Peridot]]
-->'''Steven:''' Looks like our final score is.... a tit.\\
\\
'''Peridot:''' You are beneath me! I will always be an accessory and nothing I've seen here today will ever change that!\\
'''Pearl:''' Well, have you ever seen a pearl do ''this''?!\\
''Careless Whisper'' plays as Pearl stands up and flicks her hair back''\\
'''Peridot:''' You changed that!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baeoPd0hIyU Peridot breaks Pearl's heart]]
-->'''Pearl:''' No! Peridot didn't have a penis, because if Peridot had a penis, I would have known about it!\\
\\

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Cotho. ]]

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiwzg8HZhtU I TED-EDITED A TED-ED VIDEO AND NOW I AM TED-DEAD [PLEASE SEND THE TED-BULANCE]]" features these two gems:
** "However, if you try using a smart phone while your hands are full of urine, you'll probably die about 2 to 6 hours later, in what is known as an act of genocide."
** "Which the Dutch called openly gay medicine."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Crabcakes [=Mc Mann= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpWViB3vVLk PAULA DEEN HATES THE HEALTH INSPECTOR]]
** The first line: "I'm ready to put your face onto my ass. LOL."
** "By the time we get all our stuff together, who's gonna know the difference? ''Who's gonna know the difference?''"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Craig has Dysentery= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GIwTG8V-Ko HEREINMYGARAGE.mwv]]
** " But you know what I like a lot more than knowledge? This new Lamborghini here. But you know what I like a lot more than the new Lamborghini here? My [=TEDx=] talk where I talk about this new Lamborghini here."
** "It wasn't that long ago that I was in a little Lamborghini sleeping on bookshelves in the Hollywood Hills with only 47 billion dollars in my bank account, and 47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account, and only 47 hills in my Hollywood account, and only 47 [=TEDx=] talks where I talk about Warren Buffets in my [=TEDx=] talks where I talk about Warren Buffet account."
** "I don't call it money anymore, I call it fuel units. You must have enough fuel units. You must have enough Lamborghinis. You must [[VideoGame/{{Starcraft}} construct additional pylons]]."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yJjO9j6O2Y HEREINMYBATHROOM.MWV]]
** "It's got a full-court bathroom, so if you love to play basketball, or ballsketbask, or bathroomball, or '''''[[JumpScare tennis]]'''''"
** "I like movies, that's how I ended up on a couch, doing a Brazilian."
** "I've been a fish since I was 19 years old, I'm not a good fish, at all. So, you know. I don't have all my fish here, but I think I have 17,000 square-fish."
** "It's got a cool door..." "Yo daddy, I'll suck your big black dick for 2 dollars..." ''[[[YouDidntSeeThat closes the door]]]'' "There's somebody here waiting, I'll close the door."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Crash ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAdosMlYtRM Google Chromer Simpan Gets Possessed by the Dash Flinging Masher]]
** The opening music being remixed into [[Franchise/StarWars "The Imperial March"]]
** The deluge of Kool-Aid coming out the elevator.
--->'''Grampa:''' This elevator only goes to the basement.
** Homer finding [[WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit no cheese]] in the fridge.
** [[VideoGame/TheSimpsonsHitAndRun "My husband is on a ramp!"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIlN6PsaN64 Super Homr 3D Blast]]
** "A pillowcase full of pillowcase from out trip to Pillowcase Bay!"
** Homer making the Windows XP shutdown should after getting hit with the cone.
--->'''Homer:''' Watch it, [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants conehead!]]
--->'''Cone:''' Yellow!
--->'''Homer:''' Pink!
** When Homer lands in the real world, he shouts [[Series/{{iCarly}} "GIBBYYYYY!!!"]] as he falls while a homeless [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]] lives in a box next to the dumpster. And he comes out as [[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie Banjo]].
--->[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy "Holy crap, I am freakin' out!"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd5FW4DHmkY The Simpelson's Big Picture Show Causes a Shrek the Third Impact on Tom's Hanks]]
** "I dare you to climb [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb up the Eiffel Tower!]]"
** Lisa revealing she put [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy ipecac]] in everyone's drinking glasses.
--->'''Moe:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants GET ON WITH THE SQUIRREL JOKES!]]
--->''(the multi-eyes squirrel appears)''
--->'''Krusty:''' We need a new pork sandwich!
** Krusty taking one bite out of his pork sandwich, followed ''immediately'' by an AmbulanceCut.
** The coke conversation between Ned and Bart.
--->'''Ned:''' How about I fix you some Coke?
--->'''Bart:''' ([[FandomRivalry wearing a Pepsi cap]]) No way!
** Homer's AtomicFBomb after being trapped under the dome.
** Maggie: "I sleep in a drawer!"
** Russ Cargill introducing himself to the townspeople.
--->'''Cargill:''' My name is [[WesternAnimation/TheClevelandShow Cleveland Brown]], and I'm head of the--''(gets conked with a boulder)''
--->''(cut to credits with [[WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobSquarePantsMovie "Ocean Man"]] playing)''
** "But if they wee you trying to help us, they'll kill your wife!"
--->''(cut to footage of Maude's death, captioned "Mild inconvenience")''
** "Geromino!" "Sacagawea!" [[WesternAnimation/AladdinAndTheKingOfThieves "Pocahontas!"]]
** When the Simpsons arrive in Alaska...
--->'''Marge:''' [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E6TreehouseOfHorrorV Homer, did you remember to lock the front door of the house?]]
--->'''Homer:''' D'OH!
** Ralph managing to successfully destroy the dome with bubbles.
** "I have 10,000 solutions. You'll have diabetes!"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Crash Matilda ]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRr7Sq8sTCo WINNIE THE POOH ALSO I HATE WMM]]
** Pooh sings, "My cock isn't hard at all when I'm with you," which makes Christopher Robin sad.
** Christopher Robin says the word "cunt" several times. The last few times even have his voice coming out of nowhere just to say it!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ORp70Ol6Lc Winnie da Pooh and Uranus Too]]
** The note on Pooh's honeypot reads, "Deer Poop, I'm going for curry. Also, I'm gay. HELP! Love, [[WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers Bob]]"
** Owl has some bad news:
--->'''Owl:''' He has gone to H-E-L-L: Hell!
--->'''Pooh:''' Lel? ''(a laugh track and the ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' theme are heard)''
** "Sometimes I ponder this silly [[VisualPun golf]] between us, ss, and I say, 'Hello, Jerry. Are we real?'"
** The [[RuleOfThree third time]] the executive producer credit for Dick Wolf appears, it instead reads "[[WesternAnimation/TheNutshack Dick Dickman]]".
** The video ends with a "Castle Cock Enter Men" logo, along with a [[RunningGag final]] "Hello, Jerry."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEDlfY8tY3w history of pajamas]]
** Big Bird makes a few very brief cameos.
** "Knock dong. It's the outside world, and they have ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture''."
** The "hire a samurai" jingle gets changed to "fire a samurai", which is followed by Donald Trump firing WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack.
** "...and they stole China's alphabet and Russia's alphabet and Great Britain's alphabet and the Mongols' alphabet alphabet alphabet alphabet alphabet alphabet alphabet alphabet alphabet alphabet."
*** The ''Sesame Street'' skit with Kermit and Joey makes an appearance during the repetition of the word "alphabet".
** There's a brief scene about a ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' episode called "Boldly Going to Poop", where Drew Carrey introduces himself as "Who Cares".
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV4vkYhdp1w Big Bird's Secret Secretion?! A Supreme Sesame Sacrifice!]]
** When he's supposed to sing the ''Series/SesameStreet'' theme song, Cookie Monster instead sings, "Can you kill me? Kill me? Kill me? Kill me?" Abby Cadabby then comments about the gun that was pointed towards him, "You should load it."
** Big Bird reads the question "What is Big Bird's Addresame Street?" He then answers, "I live nean."
** Cookie Monster reads the question "Does Cookie Monster eat cookies?" He answers, "No! You think me eat a fuckin' cookie? No, me eat cheese." He then sings, "WebAnimation/DaThings, C is for cheese that's good in a whore."
** Big Bird reads, "What is Big Bird's favorite snack?" He answers, "Well, you know, I love [[BlackComedyCannibalism birds]]."
** Near the end, Obama gives the following message: "This video is brought to you by the number 'president'. Saas. I'm pleased to join Olive in supporting and celebrating and celeporting and supportebrating this programming and celebrating and teleporting this program, as someone who remembers fondly Elmo and Big Bird, and all of their pals."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnlqCdaZMBA Jeopardy Rock Anthem]] (YTP Archive reupload)
** The running gag of Alex saying "BOOTYLICIOUS!"
** "And we will make you lose your MONEY!"
** "This is the Men's Cha Cha Tournament of Champions!"
** Joel lands on the Daily Double, which blasts him in the face to the rhythm of the Daily Double jingle.
-->'''Alex:''' This singer is Lady Gaga.\\
''(Beat, "time's up" buzzer goes off)''\\
'''Alex:''' You're tying up a boat. [[Music/{{Queen}} AAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAH~]]
** The entirety of the David Menchaca x Reader fanfic reading.
** "Some guys like to slap on a strap-on and rub a little essence of Gwen Stefani on it too."
** Alex wanting to kiss David.
** ''Jeopardy! is sponsored by Alex Trebek brand Viagra. "If Alex can get it up, anyone can!"''
** The mashup of the think music and "I Play Pokemon Go". Alex then decides to make the kid a semi-finalist over the other three contestants.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Crazy Wampa= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8MxAlNdV0g Wilford Brimley Wants You to Have Diabetes]]
** "Good morning. I'm Dr. Beetus."
** "I guess at this point if you want to die, don't eat apple pie and don't eat ice cream."
** "I would encourage all of you to get type 2 adult-onset diabetes."
** "As a result of these commercials, ads, whatever you want to call them, I was losing my night vision."
** "But I want to tell you: eat apple pie and die."

[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=Cred Injuries= ]]
]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VKZB7LOYoc Don't Tell Your Mother]]:
-->'''Creator/MichaelRosen''': When my mother goes to evening classes, my dad says "Don't tell your mother. Let's have..."\\
'''Series/FatherTed''': A screeching competition! I'll go first. ({{Sensory Abus|e}}ing screech)

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Crispy Toast ]]

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnJegrpI4b8 Free-2-Play Outlaws]]'':
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Droopy}} The taller bandit]] venting his pain into a nearby telephone:
--->'''[[Radio/TrueCapitalist Ghost]]''': 347, Radio Graffi-\\
'''Bandit:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!\\
'''Ghost:''' GODDAMN ALL OF YOU GODDAMN TROLL TERRORISTS! *[[StockSoundEffect cans.wav]]*
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsSWZzEp3VI Isaac's Mom Goes to TGI Fridays]]'':
** [[VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac Isaac]] dreaming of [[VideoGame/YumeNikki Uboa]] and dying.
** There's also this:
--->'''Narrator''': Again the voice called to her.\\
'''Voice''': [[VisualNovel/PlumbersDontWearTies Take your damn clothes off!]]\\
'''Isaac's Mom''': Yes, Lord!\\
* screen becomes censored [[FanDisservice while screaming can be heard]]*
** "Isaac and his mom were both very [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!]]" Made even better by the fact that Isaac and his mom look at the narrator when this is happening and appear to be just as confused as the viewers are.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Creator/Cs 188 ]]

* [[https://youtu.be/hDSm-khp-vc The Magic Shroom Bus]]
** “Comfort Click belts everyone!”
** “Cruisin’ on down meme street!”
** “Next thing that you know you’re saying…[[TheScream AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!]]”
** “You might get to spank your mom! On the magic sex bu-Uhh-UHH-UHH!”
** “Step in [[VideoGame/AmongUs sus]]!”
** The list of writers at the beginning of the episode has been edited to say John May, John May, Joj Yay and Even Steven.
** Arnold chewing gum as the music gets distorted.
** [[ImAHumanitarian “What happens to the feet we eat?”]]
** At 1:28 in the video, another distort affect is applied to Arnold’s face, and the subtitles read “(Arnold decides it’s better to be fuckin’ high as balls and completely mask any acknowledgement of blondie’s pointless hypothetical bullshit questions)”
** At 2:15, the subtitles say “(Ms. Frizzle grunts sexually as she struggles with whatever in heaven's ballsack is going on here. Likely her early morning zoophilia bondage ritual.)”
** “Chew Arnold! Chew Arnold! CHEW ARNOLD! CHEW ARNOLD!”
** “Ms Field Trip, I’d really love to go on a frizzle-“
** “One field trip for them, one bag of Weasel Buttcheese for me!… (beat) what?”
** “Our timing should be just about WRONG!”
** *Arnold sleeping on the desk* [[Music/RageAgainstTheMachine “WAKE UUUUUP!”]]
** “Thank you for flying dying airways!”
** The bus sinking into the lava.
*** “(Olive might contain the word “live”, but everyone on that bus is 100% dead.)”
** Major funding for the Mammoth Skooks Bub Funny Bus is provided by: *lists off viewers who get a shoutout*
** Class, welcome to the ass-hole!
*** *gasp*, a.k.a. "oh crap they're seriously up my ass"
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