* The dialogue at the end, between Israelis and Palestinians, about which side is more hated by Americans.
-->'''Palestinian''': They think we're terrorists! They hate us here!
-->'''Israeli''': They hate us too! They think we're you!
* The bit when they first enter the electronics store will make anybody who's ever been to one of those places fall off his seat laughing.
* The 10-minute disco break after every goal at the hacky sack tournament with John [=McEnroe=] taking off his shirt and twirling it around.
* When the CorruptCorporateExecutive s girlfreind's GagBoobs deflate, his reaction is Priceless
* When the white supremacist threatens to blow up some puppies "BECAUSE I HATE PUPPIES!!!!!"
* Pretty much every single second of screentime The Phantom gets.
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