* This line from the otherwise-somber "Black Drum Machine:" "You have always lied to us. Creator/RichardBrautigan never stuffed his underwear in your mouth!"
* "THIS IS THE WORST VACATION EVER! I AM GOING TO CUT OPEN YOUR FOREHEAD WITH A ROOFING SHINGLE!" ("I Broke Up")
** In one concert, Jamie flubbed the line and said "I am going to cut open your roofing shingle with a forehead!" (The video unfortunately isn't available now.)
* The WordSaladLyrics of "Girl With Basket of Fruit" are so batshit insane that it's hard not to laugh at them, especially with Jamie's extremely hammy vocals.
--> "Every frog hops right up into her butthole. Every frog eats a single butthole flea on its way in. She brownbox squeezes them all into '''FROGHOST!'''"