* '''Wade Wilson'''.
** "Okay. People are dead."
** "You whip out of a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriend's wedding and they will never, ever forget it."
** "Granted it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun or bone claws or the ''fingernails of bag lady''."
** "Great! Stuck in an elevator with 5 guys and a high-protein diet; dreams really do come true."
* Remy's sudden re-appearance at the end, and Wolverine's annoyed reaction.
-->'''Remy''': You miss me?
-->'''Logan''': Oh, Jesus...
* This little exchange:
--> '''Logan''': "Come on, [[VerbalTic bub]], for old times' sake!"
--> '''Dukes''': "...Did you just call me... ''[[BerserkButton BLOB]]''?!" [''cue the UnstoppableRage'']
** And later:
--> '''Wraith''': "I told you not to insult his weight!"
--> '''Logan''': "I don't call him 'Blob'. I said ''[[VerbalTic 'bub']]''!"