* "They killed Fritz! ''THEY KILLED FRITZ!'' Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged..."
* The priests' prayer. Even better when it's revealed to be [[OverlyLongGag over five hours long.]]
* The bizarrely-calm fairy guard with the British accent during Elinore's torture scene.