* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPVhmZodaLA The Cribbage Match.]] The entire thing.
-->'''Harry''': ''FFFUUUUUCKING '''SHIIIIT!!!!'''''\\
'''Narrator''': [[{{Gonk}} The most hideous boy in the world has the ball.]] He has a lumber pile in his mouth that he is calling teeth, and he is a mean S.O.B.
** When Harry's broom gets cursed and tries to throw him off:
-->'''Narrator''': Mouthoil is overjoyed, Snake continues her magical broom-shaking, and Harry yells fuck-word after fuck-word.
* In the re-recording, one of the things Professor Snake demands of Harry is "produce anti-matter".
* The very classic...
-->'''Snake:''' What are you three doing here?
-->'''Harry:''' We fucking go to school here!
-->'''Snake:''' You ''will'' be schooled here. (''Leaves'')
** ...followed by the perfectly synced, "I will feel her blood on my hands! Tonight!" Harry's canon expressions are what really make this one.
* Just the ''names'' of many of the background characters, particularly when the narrator is listing several at once.