* The HumanSnowball moment.
* The entire scene at the crossroads where they meet Madmartigan; in fact most things Madmartigan says or does.
--> '''Willow:''' He doesn't know a thing about babies!
--> '''Madmartigan:''' No. But I... know a lot of women who do.
** And of course...
--> '''Willow''': See this acorn? [[ItMakesSenseInContext I'll throw it at you]] [[TakenForGranite and turn you to stone]]!
--> '''Madmartigan''': Ooh, I'm really scared. [[SarcasmMode No! Don't!]] There's a- a peck here with an acorn ''pointed at me''!
* Madmartigan {{Paper Thin Disguise}}s himself as a woman to dodge an angry husband, only to catch the hulking oaf's eye (which is pretty darn chauvinist of him, considering he barged into the room in a jealous rage). HilarityEnsues.
-->'''Lug''': ''Wanna BREED?''
-->'''Madmartigan''': ''Tempting, but... [[NoJustNoReaction no]].''
** It ''does'' work out for him when [[MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter Sorsha]] shows up and [[WeNeedADistraction He Needs A Distraction.]]
--->'''Sorsha''': ''You're no woman!'' (tears off Madmartigan's [[strike:PaperThinDisguise]] wig)
--->'''Lug''': '''''Not a woman!'''''
--->'''Madmartigan''': ''Gentlemen...'' (smirks)
--->'''Lug''': '''''NOT A WOMAN!'''''
--->'''Madmartigan''': ''Meet Lug!'' (ducks)
--->'''Lug''': '''''[[MegatonPunch RRRAAARGH!]]'''''
* Pretty much any scene with the Prefect being the ButtMonkey.
* Bavmorda's army and Madmartigan run away from the two-headed dragon. Madmartigan takes a breather then realizes he's with the army. He has a OhCrap look on his face, and runs back inside.
** Earlier, as said dragon emerges from the moat and Bavmorda's army backs off, Madmartigan thinks he has frightened them away... [[ScaredOfWhatsBehindYou until he looks at the monstrous beast behind him]].
* "What the hell happened to ''you?!''"
* The High Aldwin is freaking classic.
-->'''High Aldwin''': Go in the direction the bird is flying!\\
'''Burgelcutt''': It's going back to the village!\\
'''High Aldwin''': Ignore the bird! Follow the river!
* Or this:
--> '''High Aldwin''': "The BONES have SPOKEN!"
* Rool (one of the Brownies) gets hit with the Fairy Dust (aka LovePotion), and what's the first thing he sees? A ''cat''. HilarityEnsues.
** Pretty much the brownies in general.
-->'''Franjean:''' (to Madmartigan) Don't I knooow youuu? I stole the baby from you, Daikini! While you were taking a pee-pee!
**
-->'''Rool:''' We'll never catch up with those horses!
-->'''Franjean:''' Then we will have to track them.
-->'''Rool:''' That would take forever. Besides, even if we find them, they'd only capture us, stick us in cages, torture us and finally devour us!
-->'''Franjean:''' Are you suggesting we go home?
-->'''Rool:''' Nah, this is more fun.
** Or this gem on seeing Raziel (in possum form) for the first time.
-->'''Rool:''' ''That's'' Raziel?
-->'''Franjean:''' I don't know, I was expecting something a little more grand. A little less...
-->'''Rool:''' Fuzzy.
** Rool having a nightmare:
-->'''Rool (asleep):''' Rats! Rats! Rats!
-->'''Franjean (wakes up):''' Rats? Where? (Panics and then realizes what's happening) Oh, Rool! You and that stupid rat dream!
** Another one:
-->'''Franjean:''' Then we go that way ''(pointing)'', to the lake!
-->'''Rool:''' ''(Taps Franjean on shoulder, then points a different direction)'' ''That'' way.
-->'''Franjean:''' You are drunk, and when you are drunk, you forget I am in charge.
-->'''Rool:''' ''(echoing)'' ... you are in charge. Fine! Then which way do we go?
-->'''Both:''' ... ''(pointing in the direction'' Rool ''indicated)'' THAT WAY!
* This gem
--> '''Sorsha''': What are you staring at?
--> '''Madmartigan''': Your leg. I'd like to break it.
* Blink and you'll miss it, but at the very end of the movie when the brownies are saying good-bye to Willow, Rool takes off the mouse-skull helmet he'd been wearing for the whole movie to wave it in the air, revealing he is bald. The funny part comes when Franjean notices and does a stunned DoubleTake; apparently he had no idea!
* The scene where Willow and Madmartigan discuss whether or not it's a good idea to feed blackroot to a baby.
* Rool and Franjean's {{Facepalm}} when Madmartigan is distracted by a combination of Sorsha and the Dust of Broken Hearts.
** In fact, the ''entire'' scene in Sorsha's tent.
*** "It went away? 'I dwell in darkness without you' [[LetMeGetThisStraight and it went away]]?!?"
* Finn Raziel goes ''nuts'' in a LaughingMad way when she briefly gets the upper hand against Bavmorda in their fight. It's so out-of-character for her that it turns hilarious.