* "Gee, Officer Krupke"
* The opening lines of "America"
-->'''Anita''': Puerto Rico, [[SarcasmMode my heart's devotion...]]Let it sink back in the ocean!
** "I like the island Manhattan. Smoke on your pipe and put ''THAT IN.''"
** The "hell, did you just get burned" gestures everyone makes at Bernardo when Anita comments "Don't forget ''I'm'' in America."
** Hell, this entire scene, but this part especially-
-->'''Anita:''' "Trusting with our hearts ''open!''"
-->'''Consuelo:''' "With our arms ''open!''"
-->'''Pepe:''' You came with your mouth ''open!''
* "Yes, sir. [[DeadpanSnarker Would you mind translating that into Spanish?]]"
** [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Even the Jets laughed at that one.]]