Most of Weird Al's songs have at least one Funny Moment by their very nature.

!!Songs and Videos
* Special mention for the "Smells Like Nirvana" music video. ''ALL OF IT.''
** To put it in perspective - Music/KurtCobain himself cracked up at the video. When the author of a song laughs at its parody, that's a non-subjective SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}} right there.
** Speaking of "Smells Like Nirvana", here's a lyric from the live version:
-->"And I forgot the next verse....
-->...Oh well, whatever, never mind"
** The original lyrics for that point in the song are pretty funny, too:
-->'"And I forgot the next verse,
-->oh well I guess it pays to rehearse...
-->The lyric sheet's so hard to find,
-->What are the words? Oh, nevermind"
** You can tell this helped Kurt crack up quite a bit from this.
-->Well I'm yellin', and we're playing,
-->But I don't know what I'm saying!
-->A banana, dadadada, nananana, badabada... *cue gibberish*
* "Dare To Be Stupid" has his announcement that "Mashed potatoes can be your friends"...while emerging from a large pot with [[DeclarativeFinger a finger raised]] and an "AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle" expression. It takes a great comedian to keep a straight face saying that line and having mashed potatoes in his hair.
** All of "Dare to be Stupid" counts, really.
** The song is a style-parody of Devo. The lead singer of Devo once stated that he hates Weird Al ''for doing the song before he could''.
* "Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch", just from how [[SoBadItsGood deliberately bad he made it.]]
* "Party in the CIA" is hilarious, as one fan put it "It's hauntingly accurate, I hope we don't have to kill him."
** ''"Better put your hands up and get in the van, Or else you'll get blown away!"''
** ''"We only torture the folks we don't like, You're probably gonna be OK!"''
* The video for "Perform This Way". Weird Al's face superimposed over a woman's body, exhibiting outfits so outrageous that they manage to ''out-Gaga Music/LadyGaga.'' Highlights include a singing porcupine on his/her head, a Taj Mahal/Octopus combo, and a cameo by Music/{{Madonna}} impersonator Holly Beavon who appears during the line "I'm so completely original" and later throws in the "Express yourself" reference.
** As well as an outfit made ''entirely of raw meat''.
** For those wondering about the French he speaks "for no reason", it literally translates to, "Excuse me, who farted?"
* From ''Trapped In The Drive-Thru'':
--> "''Then we drive to the drive-thru''
--> ''Heading off to the drive-thru''
--> ''We're approaching the drive-thru''
--> ''Getting close to the drive-thru!''
--> ''Almost there at the drive-thru''
--> ''Now we're here at the drive thru''
--> ''Here in line at the drive-thru''
--> ''[[OverlyLongGag Did I mention the drive-thru?]]''
* The video for ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Polka]] [[Music/LadyGaga Face]]''. It's the first music video for a polka medley, and ''boy'' does it show. Highlights include: the "baby" snippet, where a baby Music/JustinBieber is looking forward to get some breast milk (as a nod to his LikesOlderWomen status) [[TakeThat only to be given a pacifier instead]], the "I kissed a girl" part where Music/KatyPerry "hopes her boyfriend doesn't mind", [[GirlOnGirlIsHot with his response being a couple of thumbs-ups]], Music/LadyGaga being generally even crazier than usual, and Weird Al's own appearance as his own SuperDeformed avatar. About that last one, we'd say UncannyValley if only he wasn't that funny. And awesome.
** The Womanizer. My God, the Womanizer.
** It's essentially a professional Website/{{Newgrounds}} video.
* "Good Enough For Now," from ''Polka Party,'' is three minutes of the most backhanded compliments ever put on wax.
* Just about every line of "Confessions Part III", but especially when he admits to dressing up like ShirleyTemple and spanking himself with a hockey stick.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvOCuJAbYsA Somebody synched the lyrics]] to Usher's video for the original Confessions Part II. Some of Usher's dance moves and gestures fit the lyrics ''so well'', it was uncanny--for example, "when I'm kissing you, I fantasize you're a midget!" plays when Usher kneels in front of the woman and hugs her legs, and the spoken part in the bridge "remember that shirt you got me for my birthday? Well, I returned it for store credit.[[note]]That thing was hideous, what the hell were you thinking?[[/note]]" plays just after Usher has stripped off his undershirt in the video. One gets the sense that Al was writing the lyrics while watching the original music video.
* "Weasel Stomping Day" from ''Straight Outta Lynwood'' starts off as an amusing parody of all those upbeat, cheesy songs from holiday specials. Then the actual weasel stomping begins. It's so very wrong, but [[RefugeInAudacity yet so very hilarious]].[[note]]And worry not...no actual weasels were harmed in the making of the song. The sound effects were provided by smashing fresh fruits and veggies. Along with his wife, baby, and pet parrot, according to the Making Of DVD.[[/note]]
* The entirety of "Albuquerque" with these special mentions:
** "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!"
** Al graphically explaining the plane crash and then telling how he survived:
-->'Cause I had my tray table up\\
And my seat back in the full upright position\\
[[EarWorm Tray table up]]\\
[[CaptainObvious And my seat back in the full upright position]]\\
[[RuleOfThree Tray table up]]\\
[[OverlyLongGag And my seat back in the full upright position]]
** "It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls haircut and only one nostril. Aw man, I hate it when I'm right!"
** The entire donut shop scene.
** "The world was our burrito. So we got married and we bought us a house and had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and ''{{Superfly}}''!
** [[SarcasmMode "NO, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw!"]] [[SarcasmBlind "So I did."]]
** In the liner notes, the lyrics are cut off partway through this song, replaced by this message:
-->''"... you know what? The rest of these lyrics aren't gonna fit on here. There's just no room left. What a drag, huh? I guess we didn't plan this out very well... probably should've used a smaller font or a bigger piece of paper or something. Sorry. We all feel just horrible about this. Well, I guess you'll have to listen really carefully and try to figure out the words yourself. Good luck."''
* [[AntiLoveSong "You Don't Love Me Anymore"]] is borderline disturbing... and totally hilarious.
-->I knew that we were having problems when\\
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again\\
You're still the light of my life\\
Oh darling, I´m beggin', won´t you put down that knife?
* Pretty much the entity of "A Complicated Song", but special mention goes to the final two choruses.
-->Tell me,
-->Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
-->[[{{Understatement}} It really is a major inconvenience]]
-->Oh man, I really hate it
-->It's such a drag now
-->I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or yodel anymore,
-->Can't spit or blow my nose or even read ''Sports Illustrated''
** [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun IIIIN THAAAAA BAAATHROOOOOOOM...]]
* Al's unfailing cheerful delivery of [[LyricalDissonance all the terrible things predicted]] in "That's Your Horoscope for Today":
-->Gemini!\\
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence\\
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancé [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice hurls a javelin through your chest]]\\
[...]\\
Sagittarius!\\
Your friends are all laughing behind your back!\\
(In a demonic voice): '''[[HearingVoices KILL THEM.]]'''
* "White & Nerdy"
** Al, dressed as a nerd, mowing the front lawn when he stops and waves enthusiastically at the gangsters (Series/KeyAndPeele) who frown in response. Al then walks up to them wanting to shake their hands, but they drive away as he gets near the car.
** Al [[TakeThat vandalizing]] the Atlantic Records Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} page by writing "'''YOU SUCK!'''"
* It wasn't enough for Al to do pitch-perfect TalkingHeads style parody in "Dog Eat Dog"... he dons a gigantic blazer a la David Byrne in "Stop Making Sense" to perform it.
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF6ct9ZEq5s&ob=av2e "Another Tattoo"]] video. Highlights include the tattoos of 4 of his ex-girlfriends (and Clay Aiken), zombie UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan, his grocery list, and the geisha tattoo that is actually a tentacle monster.
** And of course, [[Franchise/StarWars Boba Fett]] playing clarinet.
* A clever transition in "Hot Rocks Polka", Al's polka tribute to the Rolling Stones:
-->So goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
-->Who could hang a name on you
-->When you change with every new day
-->Still... I'm gonna '''miss you'''
-->''(silly woo-woo version of the hook from "Miss You")''
* The entirety of [[http://www.nerdist.com/vepisode/weird-al-yankovic-gets-tacky-with-pharrells-happy/ the song "Tacky" and the accompanying music video]], but special mention must go to the cameo by Jack Black.
* "Scream & Shout" has a portion in the polka medley "That's What I Call Polka!", in which the lyrics are accompanied by realistic screaming in the background, and the line "let it out" is accompanied by [[ToiletHumor a fart noise]].
** "Best Song Ever" is changed slightly.
--->I think it went *guh guh guh*
--->I think it went *guh guh guh*
--->I think it went [[Music/{{Psy}} e-e-e-e-e-e-eeeey, sexy lady]]
* The song "Foil" starts out as a seemingly normal song about food, par for the course for Al...[[spoiler: and then veers off halfway through into [[UsefulNotes/ConspiracyTheories conspiracy theories]], [[OneWorldOrder New World Order]], [[AlienAbduction alien abduction]], and [[TheIlluminati Illuminati]], and how a foil hat will protect you.]] It's doubly funny because Weird Al is so well known for songs about food that you'd never see it coming.
* This awesome line in the Robin Thicke parody "Word Crimes": ''"You should neeeeverrrrrr... write words using numbers! Unless you're seven! [[spoiler: Or [[TakeThat your name is]] Music/{{Prince}}!]]"''
-->''And I thought that you’d gotten it through your skull / ‘Bout what’s figurative and what’s literal / Oh, but just now you said / You “literally couldn’t get out of bed” / That really makes me want to literally / Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head!''
* "Mission Statement" takes a load of corporate buzzwords and makes them into a Music/CrosbyStillsAndNash-styled song.
* "Jackson Park Express" is a lengthy story about a out-of-control FacialDialogue conversation, but amid the general escalation and silliness, one line stands out.
-->Then I glanced down at her shirt for a second
-->In a way that clearly implied "[[spoiler:I like your boobs]]"
** Another from the same song (and potentially useful as a real pick-up line): "You are my answer to everything, which is why I'll probably do very poorly on the written part of my driver's test."
* The entirety of "My Own Eyes". BrainBleach at its funniest and most disturbing.

!![[ManipulativeEditing Fake Interviews]]
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M-mdalCyvs&feature=plcp&context=C36d843cUDOEgsToPDskK1eR-AkwOZW_HJAoq52lb8 We all got cellphones]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbAlHPVembU so come on let's get real]]..."
* The whole of the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lepM8VCGN7c&feature=relmfu Avril Lavigne]] one, helped by Avril being clearly batshit insane.
-->'''Avril:''' (scared, paranoid) Oh my god, cameras, oh my god!
-->'''Weird Al:''' No, Avril, no! Cameras are your friends!
** Also from the Avril interview:
--->'''Weird Al:''' Okay, now do your impression of one of those automatic lawn sprinkler things.
--->'''Avril:''' (nodding while moving her head around the room): Okay, 'sup, 'sup, 'sup, 'sup...
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QOya9-lwQk&feature=relmfu The Eminem interview]]. The "you know what I'm saying" bit, Eminem talking about [[HoYay coming]] [[ManipulativeEditing out]], his triple negatives and the [[PrecisionFStrike f^))&^king]] trees!
* Asking Music/OzzyOsbourne if he's ever seen ''Film/ErnestGoesToCamp'' -- and when Ozzy answers no, Al offering to have it projected on his own butt.

!!''Behind the Music''
* The opening to his episode:
-->"I've never slept with a band member. I've never crippled a band member. I've never stayed in my boat for three days on a heroin binge. I've never had to deal with weight problems. I've never slept with so many women I lost count. I never lip sync to my songs, except in music videos. I never was an alcoholic, I never was a poster child for marijuana smoking, and I never married my 13 year old cousin, SO WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!"
* "Coming up: Weird Al copes with failure."
-->'''Al:''' ''(sobbing)'' And then my seventh album only went gold instead of platinum! I had to get the ''medium''-sized Jacuzzi! ''(suddenly calm again)'' Will that work for you?
* Creator/EmoPhillips shows off one of his royalty checks for appearing in ''Film/{{UHF}}''. For thirty cents. "It's the gift that keeps on giving."

!!Live Shows
* In live performances, each member of the band gets a chance to show off their skills at one point, [[NobodyLovesTheBassist except bassist Steve Jay, who will just play one note.]]
** Guitarist Jim West will also sometimes screw up the last note playing something like "Mary Had a Little Lamb", and drummer Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz's "drum solo" will usually consist of him hitting his snare drum once.
* During the "Hooooo!" instrumental break in "Fat", SantaClaus suddenly bounds onto the stage shouting "Ho-ho-ho!" and Al just as promptly beats him up.

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