Web comics know how to [[FunnyMoments make us laugh]]. Here's some of our favorite moments from the digital printing press.
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!Webcomics with their own Funny Moments pages:
[[index]]
* Funny/The10Doctors
* Funny/TwoGamerz
* Funny/EightBitTheater
* Funny/{{Achewood}}
* Funny/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja
* Funny/AkiChansLife
* Funny/AndThatsHowEquestriaWasMade
* Funny/AnsemRetort
* [[Funny/AvasDemon Ava's Demon]]
* Funny/AwkwardZombie
* Funny/AxeCop
* Funny/BasicInstructions
* Funny/BatmanAndSons
* Funny/BetterDays
* Funny/BetweenFailures
* Funny/BittersweetCandyBowl
* Funny/BlackAdventures
* ''Funny/BladeBunny''
* Funny/BobAndGeorge
* Funny/{{Bomango}}
* Funny/BoxerHockey
* Funny/BrawlInTheFamily
* Funny/TheBugPond
* Funny/CaptainSNES
* Funny/CarpeDiem
* Funny/TheCartoonChroniclesOfConroyCat
* Funny/ChainmailBikini
* Funny/ChannelAte
* Funny/{{Chiasmata}}
* Funny/{{Chimneyspeak}}
* Funny/TheChosenFour
* Funny/{{Collar 6}}
* Funny/CommanderKitty
* Funny/{{Concerned}}
* Funny/CrouchingOstrichHiddenVulture
* Funny/CucumberQuest
* Funny/{{Curvy}}
* Funny/CyanideAndHappiness
* Funny/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures
* Funny/DarthsAndDroids
* Funny/DeadWinter
* Funny/DevilBear
* Funny/{{Digger}}
* Funny/DistortionNuzlocke
* Funny/DominicDeegan
* Funny/{{DOUBLEK}}
* Funny/TheDragonDoctors
* Funny/TheDreamer
* Funny/DresdenCodak
* Funny/{{Drowtales}}
* Funny/DumbingOfAge
* Funny/EarsForElves
* Funny/EerieCuties
* Funny/EnsignSueMustDie
* Funny/{{Erfworld}}
* Funny/EvilInc
* Funny/{{Exiern}}
* Funny/ExterminatusNow
* Funny/FakeNewsRumble
* Funny/{{Femmegasm}}
* Funny/FinalFantasyVIITheSevening
* Funny/FlintlockesGuideToAzeroth
* Funny/{{Freefall}}
* Funny/FriendlyHostility
* Funny/FriendshipIsDragons
* Funny/TheGamer
* Funny/TheGamercat
* Funny/AGirlAndHerFed
* Funny/GirlGenius
* Funny/GirlsNextDoor
* Funny/GirlsOfTheWild
* Funny/{{Girly}}
* Funny/{{Goblins}}
* Funny/GoGetARoomie
* Funny/GoldenAgeOfAdventurers
* Funny/ElGoonishShive
* Funny/GrrlPower
* Funny/GunnerkriggCourt
* Funny/HangInThereKogasasan
* Funny/HannaIsNotABoysName
* Funny/{{Harbourmaster}}
* Funny/HarkAVagrant
* Funny/HeadTrip
* Funny/HereWolf
* Funny/{{Hiimdaisy}}
* Funny/{{Homestuck}}
** Funny/HomestuckActs1To5
** Funny/HomestuckAct6
* Funny/HyperboleAndAHalf
* Funny/IrregularWebcomic
* Funny/ItSucksToBeWeegie
* Funny/JL8
* Funny/{{Kaspall}}
* Funny/{{Katamari}}
* Funny/KeychainOfCreation
* Funny/KidRadd
* Funny/KirbyAdventure
* Funny/{{Knite}}
* Funny/{{Lackadaisy}}
* Funny/LasLindas
* Funny/TheLastDaysOfFOXHOUND
* Funny/LeastICouldDo
* Funny/LeftoverSoup
* Funny/TheLessThanEpicAdventuresOfTJAndAmal
* Funny/LookingForGroup
* Funny/MagickChicks
* Funny/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings
* Funny/MegaTokyo
* Funny/MenageA3
* Funny/{{Misfile}}
* Funny/MMBN7TheWorldTournament
* Funny/{{Mokepon}}
* Funny/LaMouetteNoire
* Funny/MyCardboardLife
* Funny/{{Nimona}}
* Funny/TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella
* Funny/NuzlockeComics
* Funny/OffWhite
* Funny/{{Oglaf}}
* Funny/OnePieceGrandLine3Point5
* Funny/OrderOfTales
* Funny/TheOrderOfTheStick
* Funny/OriginalLife
* Funny/OurLittleAdventure
* Funny/OwMySanity
* Funny/{{Pacificators}}
* Funny/ParadoxSpace
* Funny/{{Paranatural}}
* Funny/TheParkingLotIsFull
* Funny/ParryAndCarney
* Funny/{{Peachi}}
* Funny/PennyArcade
* Funny/PlatypusComix
** Funny/{{Mulberry}}
** Funny/ElectricWonderland
** Funny/{{Keiki}}
** Funny/ScrambledEggs
** Funny/PrincessPi
** Funny/FreeSpirit
** Funny/TrueBelievers
* Funny/PokemonDigimonMonWars
* Funny/PokemonMysteryDungeonVictoryFire
* Funny/PowerpuffGirlsDoujinshi
* Funny/{{Prequel}}
* Funny/ProblemSleuth
* Funny/PS238
* Funny/QuestionableContent
* Funny/RockPaperScissors
* Funny/RomanticallyApocalyptic
* Funny/RoninPressComics
* Funny/{{Roommates}}
* Funny/SabrinaOnline
* Funny/{{Sakana}}
* Funny/SamAndFuzzy
* Funny/SandraAndWoo
* Funny/SandraOnTheRocks
* Funny/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal
* Funny/ScandinaviaAndTheWorld
* Funny/SchlockMercenary
* Funny/SecretOfManaTheater
* Funny/{{Selkie}}
* Funny/SequentialArt
* Funny/{{Shortpacked}}
* Funny/{{Sinfest}}
* Funny/SisterClaire
* Funny/SlightlyDamned
* Funny/SluggyFreelance
* Funny/SomethingPositive
* Funny/SpareKeysForStrangeDoors
* Funny/SparklingGenerationValkyrieYuuki
* Funny/{{Spinnerette}}
* Funny/StandStillStaySilent
* Funny/{{Subnormality}}
* Funny/SuperEffective
* Funny/SupernormalStep
* Funny/{{Superslackers}}
* Funny/TalesOfTheQuestor
* Funny/TetZooTime
* Funny/TheThreeMushketeers
* Funny/TheThrillingAdventuresOfLovelaceAndBabbage
* Funny/ThreeJaguars
* Funny/ThroughRavensAndSongbirds
* Funny/TodayNothingHappened
* Funny/ToddAllisonAndThePetuniaViolet
* Funny/TryingHuman
* Funny/TwoKinds
* Funny/{{Unsounded}}
* Funny/VampireCheerleaders
* Funny/VGCats
* Funny/{{xkcd}}
* Funny/WalkyVerse
* Funny/{{Waterworks}}
* Funny/{{Weregeek}}
* Funny/WhiteDarkLife
* Funny/ZebraGirl
[[/index]]

!Others:
* StageSelect has several, including a tiny digital bird that constantly fries Megaman, and the TropeNamer for ThisBananaIsArmed. ([[http://www.stage-select.com/comic.php?archive=0059]] and [[http://www.stage-select.com/comic.php?archive=0085]])
* I normally ''like'' ''[[CtrlAltDel CAD]]'', but my opinion of it had [[DramaBomb lowered recently]]. After the moment in question, several [[BreatherEpisode comedy-based strips]] were made, but I think CAD got back to normal with [[http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20080630 this one]].
** [[http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20080804 This one]] is worth a mention too.
*** Important note: Look at the symbol for this achievement. ''[[ShockSite Closely]]''.
** [[http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20090220 Street Fighter 4 is hard.]]
** [[http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20091012 "Ooh, partial nudity..."]]
** ''Franchise/MassEffect's'' '[[http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20071119 British]]' option.
** [[http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20060318 Did you just parry my hello?]]
** [[http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20051104 EVERYBODY wears pants! We're Sony! FUCK pants!]]
** This is why being [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFK AFK]] [[http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20100203 can be dangerous]].
** [[http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20111205 "They say that a dragon's breath attacks are an ancient language... and that when two dragons fight, they're actually having a fierce and epic debate!" "" ""]]
* ''Webcomic/The10Doctors''
** When the Fourth Doctor [[http://comics.shipsinker.com/2007/03/19/doctor-who-comic-the-10-doctors-page-9/ declares himself to be number one]].
** [[http://comics.shipsinker.com/2007/03/29/doctor-who-comic-the-ten-doctors-page-19/ Later]], the same Doctor completely owns the Seventh.
--->'''Fourth Doctor:''' Well... I'm sure I can come up with something.\\
'''Seventh Doctor:''' Heh heh... you mean you're sure ''we'' can come up with something.\\
'''Fourth Doctor:''' No.
** The author's outdone himself again, with ''[[http://comics.shipsinker.com/2008/12/09/da-10-docs Da 10 Docs]]'', a ''Series/DoctorWho'' crossover with ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes''. Wile E. Coyote plays the Master. That is all.
** [[http://comics.shipsinker.com/2009/05/24/the-10-doctors-page-244/ The last talk between Four and Five.]]
--->'''Fourth Doctor:''' When the time comes, and you know the end is near... When you're down to that final moment and you know it's all over and regeneration is about to take over... I want you to punch yourself right in the nose.
** And he's at it again with ''A Time to Kill''. [[http://comics.shipsinker.com/?id=562 Four strips in]], and [[Series/DoctorWho Ten]] has just ''totally'' blown [[Film/JamesBond 007's]] cover.
--->'''Tenth Doctor:''' How's life in the SECRET SERVICE treating you?\\
'''Bond:''' (''{{death glare}}'')
* ''SamAndFuzzy'' is full of these, with the best ones in recent memory revolving around the [[AsYouKnow reiteration tool]] Dr. Crab, a self-proclaimed psychologist who also happens to be a talking crab.
-->'''Bystander''': Quick! Put on your tights!
-->'''Poor Self-Image Man''': NOT WITH '''THESE''' THIGHS! *scoops ice cream out of bucket*
** Only slightly less hilarious is the [[http://samandfuzzy.com/888 conclusion of the Last Call arc]].
* ''Flintlocke's Guide to Azeroth''. Beaverstick, Beaverchucks, Chuckshot, heck, anything Flintlocke use as a weapon.
** "Ramming speed!" "What are we ramming?" "EVERYTHING!"
* [[http://www.dragon-tails.com/comics/archive.php?date=040720 Colin reads your emails!]]
* ''GoneWithTheBlastwave'': [[http://www.blastwave-comic.com/index.php?p=comic&nro=24 This entry]]
** [[http://www.blastwave-comic.com/index.php?p=comic&nro=28 Did you hear something?]]
-->[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward Cullen]]: Oh, cherry cheesecake... you are my life now.
* In ''Webcomic/PokemonX'', Brendan accidentally walks in on May when she's changing. The following conversation ensues:
-->'''May''': This peeping tom saw my breasts!\\
'''Brendan''': Agh! You've ever thought of closing the door when you're changing? Or maybe... ''wearing a bra''?!\\
'''May and her mom''': [[TooDumbToLive What's a bra?]]\\
'''Brendan''': ! ...I'm gonna love this place!
** After once again mocking Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda-style ItemGet poses:
-->'''May''': *Kicks Brendan* "Brendan received a [[GroinAttack kick in the nuts!]]"
-->'''Wally''': "Doo-da-doo!"
* ''FletcherApartments'': Bill has two girls fight over him, and his landlord witnesses. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity Ensues indeed!]]
* ''Webcomic/RealLifeComics'': after the conclusion to a relatively serious plotline, Tony, a MadScientist GadgeteerGenius, [[spoiler:survives a nuke, atmospheric re-entry and a fall from ''orbit'']]. He explains to the rest of the cast that he used his science [[spoiler:to make himself completely invulnerable. As he puts it, "I'm not bullet-proof... I'm just '''proof'''."]]. And then he says:
-->'''Dave:''' And you don't think this is a tad overpowered?
-->'''Tony:''' Hell, are you kidding? It's ''way'' overpowered! It's '''ludicrous''' for one person to possess this much power! I '''''love''''' it.
** [[http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/090410.html Greg and Liz arrive in their hotel room.]]
* From {{Tailsteak}}'s website comes this gem: [[http://tailsteak.com/archive.php?num=372 "The Stupidest Thing I Have Ever Said"]].
* Pretty much anything from ''Webcomic/ElfOnlyInn''.
** Especially so in its early days. When it stopped being a CutAndPasteComic, the gags also lessened considerably.
* From ''InWilysDefense'', [[http://iwd.fetchquest.com/archives.php?type=iwd&c=511 Cut Man's demonstrations]] of how mentally [[BlackComedy depraved]] [[MonsterClown Kefka]] is. Includes [[BlackComedyRape buttsex]] and general insanity.
-->'''Kefka:''' YEAH, CHOKE ON THAT, DOMA! I EVEN PISSED IN IT! I HOPE YOU TASTE MY URINE WHILE YOUR CHESTS EXPLODE IN FIERY POISON!
-->'''Cyan:''' Thou art a dick.
* ''Two Lumps'': Eben and Snooch's visit to the vet (storyline [[http://www.twolumps.net/d/20040604.html starts here]]). Snooch's psychotic episode (brought on by a rectal thermometer) is a highlight.
* ''Main/TheWotch'' has plenty, some good examples that stand out being the Sonja subplot of ''Date Night of Doom'' and most times Cassie flips into StalkerWithACrush mode. Also, [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Sy]][[BoisterousBruiser kos]] in general.
** The spinoff ''Cheer!'' has 32's actions leading into and during the basketball game that wraps up the first storyline, as well as the similarly-timed BurgerFool storyline with Lindsay and the main girls.
* ''KillroyAndTina'' has what is almost certainly the best use of the phrase [[spoiler:"So long, suckers"]] ''[[http://www.graphicsmash.com/comics/killroyandtina.php?name=killroyandtina&view=single&ID=5270 ever]]''.
* [[http://www.pholph.com/strip.php?id=5&sid=530 This strip]] is one of the funniest in ''Webcomic/{{Jack|DavidHopkins}}'''s run.
** [[http://www.pholph.com/strip.php?id=5&sid=889 Skinless Friday]]. He thoroughly deserves it.
** [[http://www.pholph.com/strip.php?id=5&sid=1508 Frigid McThunderbones. Nothing more need be said.]]
** [[http://www.pholph.com/strip.php?id=5&sid=3349 "I ain't dead poopface! D:<"]]
* And in ''DMOfTheRings'':
-->'''Aragorn:''' Hail to the king, baby! Aragorn, son of Andúril, is back!
-->'''DM:''' Andúril is the name of your sword, dumbass.
** Also:
--->'''Legolas:''' We defeated a Balrog, you know.
--->'''DM:''' You didn't defeat it.
--->'''Legolas:''' Well...we '''faced''' a Balrog.
--->'''DM:''' You ran away from it!
--->'''Legolas:''' Okay, fine. We were '''NEAR''' a Balrog. For several seconds.
--->'''DM:''' [[SarcasmMode Wow. You must be so proud.]] [[DesignatedHero Maybe you guys can find a bard and he can put your tale of Heroic Balrog Proximity into verse.]]
** The party's [[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1129 "parlay"]] with [[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1134 Saruman]] following the Battle of Helm's Deep is hilarious. [[spoiler:"Two points!"]]
* [[GoodbyeChains Banquo]] [[http://www.goodbyechains.com/index.php?page=208 in drag]]. Seriously, it may be a dream, but just try not to crack up.
* ''StickmanAndCube'' [[http://www.drunkduck.com/Stickman_and_Cube/index.php?p=358912 in this one.]]
* After ''Webcomic/QueenOfWands'' ended, the character Kestrel showed up in ''SomethingPositive'' only to get hit by a red car. This spawned a short [[MemeticMutation meme]] in several webcomics (for instance, two characters from ''CheckerboardNightmare'' were in the car). And then the mostly-defunct ''AbsurdNotions'' updated... with the author putting up an ad indicating he was selling his car, which was red and had a "slight dent in front". This turned out to be ''completely coincidental''.
* ''ChoppingBlock'' is normally pretty funny for a BlackComedy, but [[http://www.choppingblock.org/d/20010524.html this strip]] is one of its best.
** [[http://www.choppingblock.org/d/20010605.html This too.]]
** [[http://www.choppingblock.org/d/20050801.html THAT shut her up.]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Loserz}}'' is up and down in quality sometimes. [[http://the-qlc.com/loserz/go/263 This one]] is definite up.
* ''Webcomic/OriginalLife'': "[[http://www.jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2009/06/006.html Death has no bedtime]]". Abigail sure takes that Clouseau reference seriously.
** She gets him [[http://www.jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2009/06/007.html again]]!
*** Abigail [[http://www.jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2009/07/013.html Waxes Poetic]] as all her [[strike:sadism]] [[TrainingFromHell Hard Work]] pays off.
* ''Webcomic/{{Adventurers}}!'' always brings the funny; possibly the best is "[[http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/0299.html That orange is me.]]"
** Rio's quest to redeem himself as a master thief.
--->'''Rio''': [[http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/20021126.html I've gotta find]] some '''big thing''' to steal in order to get my reputation back! Gotta keep my eyes open...
--->'''Sign''': BIG THING -- NEXT RIGHT
--->'''Rio''': Eh. Works for me.
--->Next strip:
--->'''Rio''': [[http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/20021127.html Well]], the sign was [[RougeAnglesOfSatin definately]] accurate.
* "[[http://sorethumbs.keenspot.com/d/20060726.html No, man. I'm just Luke Wilson.]]"
* ''Webcomic/{{Building 12}}'': [[http://www.building12.net/issue2/page18.htm Klaus's entire list of demands]] when he takes over Attica. "Number... um... four? The sun will now rise in the North and set somewhere between Kansas and Budapest promptly before my bedtime. As a contingency, if the Sun refuses to comply within three days, wherever the sun rises will then be deemed North, and I may in my infinite mercy be willing to negotiate the bit about Budapest."
** "[[http://www.building12.net/issue2/page20.htm You know, maybe I COULD go for Chinese food...]]"
* As a rule ''TheChallengesOfZona'' is pretty much a straight action-fantasy strip...[[http://www.soulgeek.com/comics/zona/2009/11/10/page-322 except when Yatta-ta comes to town]]
* ''Kickin' Rad'': [[http://petitesymphony.com/comic/kickin-rad/kr-pg-52-meet-brian "A W-Class-WHATNOW?"]]
* [[http://dizzy.pestermom.com/?p=thcomic98 This strip]] of Webcomic/TouhouNekokayou, specifically to the punchline. Even though that CSIMiami joke has been used before, it was particularly awesome this time because of the shadow of Hisou Tensoku ''still'' looming.
** This exchange from the Create.swf Adventures spinoff:
--->'''Daiyousei:''' Yeah, you got me there. I have a birth defect -- I'm actually intelligent, it's why I'm called Daiyousei.
--->'''[[OriginalCharacter Masha:]]''' That's a birth defect?
--->'''Daiyousei:''' It is for a fairy.
* WebComic/DeadOfSummer has [[http://www.deadofsummer.org/2006/05/01/comic-10-meals-on-wheels/ 'A good plan!? I got a freaking WIENERMOBILE!']] and [[http://www.deadofsummer.org/2006/11/24/comic-99-80s-cartoon-references-an-easy-punchline/ 'By the]] [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 Power of Greyskull!']]
* Pretty much the entirety of the webcomic [[http://sharkattackcomics.com/ Shark Attack!]]. The comic itself consists of a shark attacking someone in a different way each time.
* In the Fan Webcomic ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh: Film/TheWizardOfOz'', Chiyo/Dorthy, Osaka/Scarcrow, Yomi/Tinman and Tomo/"Wildcat" are in sight of the Emerald City. However, the Wicked Yukari of the West put something in the Poppie Field. [[MadeOfExplodium And it's not sleeping draught]]. The girl's [[http://cartoonlion.deviantart.com/art/A-Wiz-of-Oz-25-95838769 expressions in the last panel]] sell it.
* FreakAngels features [[http://www.freakangels.com/?p=90&page=5 this]] [[http://www.freakangels.com/?p=90&page=6 litte]] [[http://www.freakangels.com/?p=91&page=2 exchange]].
** [[JerkAss Luke's]] [[OverlyLongGag fourteen-page]] [[http://www.freakangels.com/?p=378 speech/rant/deranged series of revelations]] after he [[spoiler:comes back from the grave with a gaping hole in his head]]. He [[ChewingTheScenery hams it to heaven]] (with appropriate poses), the others keep interrupting him (to his disgruntlement), it's impossible to ignore the lovingly detailed and gory [[spoiler:''hole through his fucking head'' (which he complains about, along his visions beyond death being figures wreathed in glorious light and deific sound who said to him, '''"Luke, you're still a complete wanker,"''']]), until KK ''finally'' gets fed up with his blithering and knocks him out with a chair. [[NotSoAboveItAll Miki]] draws a penis on his face while he's unconscious. It's all just...wonderfully silly. [[KickTheSonOfABitch And well-deserved]].
* Webcomic/StringTheory has some pretty funny moments, but [[http://www.stringtheorycomic.com/comics/page-thirty-three/ this]] [[http://www.stringtheorycomic.com/uncategorized/page-thirty-four/ particular]] [[http://www.stringtheorycomic.com/comics/page-thirtyfive/ conversation]] takes the cake.
* ''NoNeedForBushido'': [[http://noneedforbushido.com/2002/comic/32/ Did you just call me a walrus?]]
* Webcomic/OwMySanity is a fusion of the CthulhuMythos and Manga/AhMyGoddess. Observe [[http://owmysanity.comicgenesis.com/d/20100511.html this first meeting]] of the [[MagicalGirlfriend Belldandy]] [[EldritchAbomination stand-in]] and the potential Sayoko stand-in.
* {{Furmentation}}: The worst is behind you...''literally''. [[spoiler: Cue giant bird snatching up protagonist from behind.]]
* ''How Not To Run A Comic'', [[http://hownottorunacomic.comicgenesis.com/d/19940311.html this strip]] and its middle panel. There's just something about how utterly ''ridiculous'' it is that really tickles the funny bone.
* How about a [[http://www.1977thecomic.com/1977-comics/its-a-long-way-to-the-top/ Funny Moment Of Crowning?]]
* ''Webcomic/CaseyAndAndy''. [[http://www.galactanet.com/comic/view.php?strip=51 Satan is a good Christian.]]
* RegisteredWeapon is rather like Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja as a police procedural. Nonetheless, some moments manage to stand out. The police blotters in particular. [[http://registered-weapon.com/2011/01/13/police-blotter-january-13-2011/ Like this one.]]
* ''ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings'': [[http://www.viruscomix.com/page388.html This is how you react.]]
* ''Webcomic/UnintentionallyPretentious'': [[http://www.unintentionallypretentious.com/index.asp?c=19 "You... befouled my talking color detector?!"]]
** [[http://www.unintentionallypretentious.com/index.asp?c=137 On 'Handicapped Child' signs]]
** [[http://www.unintentionallypretentious.com/index.asp?c=59 The Roomba mod]]
* The last panel of [[http://yegods.crimsonflagcomic.com/comic.php?comicID=6 this page]] of ''Ye Gods'' definitely counts.
** Actually I think the early strips have so much it may be safe to say that in part this comic runs on RuleOfFunny.
* ''Webcomic/WizardsAndWands'':
** Hedwig has BilingualBonus. "Quoi de nuef [sic], homies?"
** Hermione's plans for her character.
-->'''Hermione''': I chose a cat familiar for a +3 bonus to stealth...
-->'''GM''': Stealth? What on earth...
-->'''Hermione''': It's for my assassinate ability when I dip into ninja levels. Duh.
-->'''GM''': ...
-->'''Ron''': ...
-->'''GM''': Okay. Daniel, when you said this girl player from your old group was good...
-->'''Harry(Daniel)''': Yes. Perhaps I should have clarified. She's terrifyingly good.
** Hermione's obsessive attitude towards the Sorting Hat.
-->'''Hermione''': Aaaah! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! GET OUT OF MY MIND OOGIE BOOGY!
-->'''Harry''': I suddenly find myself not jealous anymore.
-->(later)
-->'''Hermione''': Augh, bad magic hat! I'm gonna make an opposed will save to force it under my control.
-->'''GM''': Actually, before you do that, Mcgonagall removes the hat. You have been sorted into house Gryffindor, the house of...
-->'''Hermione''': Wait whaaaaat!!? You mean I'm not chosen to recieve the awesome magical hat of {{Mind Rape}}ing?
-->'''GM''': ... No! The Sorting Hat is not loot!
-->'''Hermione''': magic... item... not... loot? WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
-->(later)
-->'''Hermione''': ... One day hat... One day you will be mine.
* ''Webcomic/SunsetGrill'' ([[http://sunsetgrillcomic.com/ link]]) brings us several, including:
** [[http://sunsetgrillcomic.com/index.php?comic=20080804-august-4,-2008 The very first comic.]]
** [[http://www.sunsetgrillcomic.com/index.php?comic=20081224 Lena's method of talking Ana out of murder.]]
** [[http://sunsetgrillcomic.com/index.php?comic=20090325-march-25,-2009 After discovering his fellow officer had not merely been taking advantage of a local girl for free sex, but had all-but-literally thrown her to the wolves to protect his own career:]]
--->'''Travis:''' Permission to punch Specialist Jameson in the face, sir.\\
'''Isidro:''' Denied. The Commander called dibs.
** [[http://sunsetgrillcomic.com/index.php?comic=20090401-april-1,-2009 Ria's reaction to her guard being given a verbal dressing-down during a game of Go Fish.]]
** [[http://sunsetgrillcomic.com/index.php?comic=20090506-may-6,-2009 Julia calls Denny a delinquent.]]
** [[http://sunsetgrillcomic.com/index.php?comic=20090717-july-17,-2009 The look.]]
--->'''Kris:''' ...what look?\\
'''Gabrielle:''' He just -- ''looks'', you know? An' you start to squirm an' explain, only it comes out soundin' stupid an, an' selfish an' bad an'... an' he just ''stares'' until you run outta words, an' you want to go right through the floor, but you can't. ''That'' look.\\
'''Kris:''' And they call me dramatic. Trust me, I've been in trouble since I was born, and I've never ''once'' had someone stop me with just a --\\
[''Kris sees Lena, giving her the look'']\\
'''Kris:''' -- eep.
** [[http://www.sunsetgrillcomic.com/index.php?comic=20100914 Julia's doctor]] [[CouldSayItBut absolutely not recommending]] buying medicine from drug dealers. Followed by [[http://sunsetgrillcomic.com/index.php?comic=20100926-september-26,-2010 Julia demonstrating her complete inability to deal courteously with drug dealers.]]
** [[http://sunsetgrillcomic.com/index.php?comic=20110823-august-23,-2011 "Uh... can we go? I'm getting this creepy feeling like heavily armed people glarin' at my back."]]
** [[http://sunsetgrillcomic.com/index.php?comic=20111216-december-16,-2011 After Fausto gets Ian a job as a mechanic.]]
** [[http://sunsetgrillcomic.com/index.php?comic=20120113-january-13,-2012 "The Walls Have Eyes" Willy.]]
** [[http://sunsetgrillcomic.com/index.php?comic=20130117-january-17,-2013 Julia's conversation with Alain]] about the shortcomings of the "drug [Murdoch's] food until he acts rationally" plan.
--->'''Alain''' [''wrapping up'']: ... so you dump some more in an' then he's on the floor an' goin' all blue an' you got to do that weird shit with -- [''notices Julie's horrified expression''] with the, uh, [-stuff up his nose-]--\\
'''Julia:''' I was ''[[IWasJustJoking joking]].''\\
'''Alain:''' Oh. I... [[JustJokingJustification was joking too]]?\\
'''Junie:''' I ''wondered'' why he was eatin' all his meals straight from the can.
** [[http://sunsetgrillcomic.com/index.php?comic=20130723-july-23,-2013 Penn's rant to Hans about how Nash doesn't understand dealing with tetes]] ... that happens to mention in passing the contrast between Sullivan and the normal "hormonal, emotionally damaged teenagers with access to heavy weaponry".
--->'''Penn:''' This is valuable ranting, by the way. You should at least pretend you're paying attention.\\
'''Hans:''' ... sorry, I think my brain shut down in terror after you said 'teenagers with heavy weaponry.'\\
'''Penn:''' Ah, yes. The ''other'' problem.
** [[http://sunsetgrillcomic.com/index.php?comic=20130809-august-9,-2013 Ian convinces Fausto to let him sleep in the spare room ... possibly unintentionally.]]
--->'''Ian:''' The couch would be more than enough, but I fear it is the friends I am short on. No, no. I will simply find another bridge. One hardly notices the noise and smell after a while, and they say this winter will be mild. I doubt my arm will freeze to the ground more than once or twice more....\\
'''Fausto:''' You are either very oblivious or very cunning, and I'm damned if I can tell which.
* In [[http://lunarisfuryaileron.deviantart.com/art/RWBYC-ep-4-398071436 this]] WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} fan-comic, Pyrrha is watching Jaune and Ruby from a distance, wondering why she [[GreenEyedMonster feels so reluctant]] to walk up to them. Blake sees this and sneaks up behind Pyrrha; the following conversation ensues.
--> '''Pyrrha:''' B-Blake? What are you doing here? When did you- How long were you-
--> '''Blake:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Being a better stalker than you, apparently.]]
* Talonflame is introduced as a new Fire-Flying type, and a fire bird on top of it much like Ho-oh and Moltres before it. [[http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1444553?pool_id=1671 Only a certain bird isn't too happy about it...]]
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