* "Maybe he doesn't like to be called Chuck. Maybe we should call him Charles. Charles!"
* The Exxon Valdez's oil reserve tankman's reaction when he sees the flare the Mariner dropped down a pipe fall into a pool of oil in the reserve.
--->Oil Reserve Tankman: [[OhCrap "Oh thank god."]]
* When Helen asks about '''FOOD!!!'''
* This:
--> '''Enola:''' ''Don't call him that. He doesn't like it.''
--> '''Deacon:''' ''I don't give a shit'' what ''he likes! He took out my eye!''
--> '''Enola:''' ''"He'll come for me, he will."''
--> '''Deacon:''' ''"Well, I hope so. 'Cuz if he does, I'm gonna cut open his head, and I'm gonna EAT HIS BRAIN!" ...You think he'd like'' that?
* "My boat."