* When M tries to comfort R because he's upset Julie went back home. "Bitches, man."
** Also, how M keeps shaking R's shoulder. It's clear that he understands hand on shoulder = comforting gesture, but he hasn't grasped how exactly this works.
* R, M and a group of zombies walking to "Rock You Like a Hurricane" by the Scorpions. It's just so absurd and HILARIOUS.
** It's even funnier when you remember that the slow-mo PowerWalk is in real time.
** Practically any music cue in the film. Especially making up R to the sound of "Pretty Woman".
* R's inner monologue. Almost everything he says is at least worth a chuckle.
** I'm lonely. I'm lost. (''{{beat}}'') I mean, I'm literally lost. I've never been to this part of the airport before.
** ''[[LampshadeHanging "God,]]'' [[LampshadeHanging we walk slow."]]
** ''*sigh*'' "[[ZombieGait This might take a while.]]"
** ''Nice watch.'' ::BITE::
** "Don't be creepy. Don't be creepy."
** "Holy ''shit''."
** ''Say something human, say something human!'' "...how are you." ''Nailed it.''
** "Judging from my clothes...I'm pretty sure I was unemployed."
** *passes a zombie going through bonification by tearing off its own face* "''[[ScreamingAtSquick Eeeeeewwww!]]'' Stop it!"
* "Sorry, I've got zombie fingers."
** "You're supposed to say I'm pretty too."
* In the film, when the zombies first shuffle back into the airport after attacking the human scavenger party, a recorded announcement can be heard: [[Film/{{Airplane}} "The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only."]]
* For certain GPS users, ''recalculating''.
* Nora meeting R:
--> Nora: (waves) "'Sup?"
* "They said, fuck yeah."
* The small conversation Julie and R have after he tells her she has to stay for a few days, especially when she mentions he's a music "purist" and fusses at him for shrugging all the time.
* Julie's interpretation of R's suggestion, "Be dead." He quickly admonishes her with, "Too...much."
* [[spoiler: Nora saving R from getting shot, both for saying she's sorry and admitting she'd totally shoot Julie's dad.]]
* The FunnyBackgroundEvent of when R and Julie reach the abandoned house and R immediately finds something and sticks it in his pocket to collect, as if out of habit alone.
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