* The opening narration:
-->'''Narrator:''' Lucky sods!
* When Jackie tells his wife that Michael is impersonating Ned Devine:
-->'''Annie:''' He's never told a lie in his life!
-->'''Jackie:''' ''[grinning]'' Well, he's makin' up for it now, so.
* Maggie's opinion of her own gift card greeting lines versus Finn's:
-->'''Finn''': That's poetry, Maggie.
-->'''Maggie:''' It's bollocks!
* [[DisasterDominoes Liz Quinn's untimely end.]]
* Jackie making Annie think he's won the lottery just so she'll bring him some pie.
-->'''Annie''': We've won!
-->'''Jackie''': No. But it got me my apple tart, now, didn't it?