* "No, Hank, it's not the ography that bothers me. It's the porn."
* Hank's '50 Jokes' videos.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3V7BmCIzEQ "Koninginnedag! Wuuuuuuh!"]] (occurs at about 1:40 seconds in)
* Maureen Johnson, YA author and the second prettiest Green Brother.
* In one video with the brothers together, they coincidentally push their glasses up at the same time.
* The whole week John and Hank were doing their videos together. Heck, anytime they do videos together.
* "So, the issue [of whether or not we would go to war with Syria] was sent to Congress, which is funny, because if congress were on fire, they wouldn't be able to pass the Pour Water on Congress Act."
* John would like to know if women need 'manly men' in order to 'feel whole':
-->'''John''': [''to his wife''] Hey, honey? Do you need a man who is able to bench-press your body weight in order to feel whole?
-->'''The Yeti''': Obviously not.
-->'''John''': [''breaks up laughing hysterically'']