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* Canute arguing with the head of his dead father can be [[NightmareRetardant strangely amusing]].
* Much of the Thors flashback arc gets downright hilarious. Especially his treatment of his daughter on the day of her birth.
--> '''Thors:''' ...By the gods, it's noisy.
* Willibald the Priest has his share of moments, especially when he's ''sober.'' It's implied that the reason he's allowed to walk around and do whatever is because they find him ActuallyPrettyFunny.
-->'''Thorkell:''' Good friar, what say you? Who is greater, your Jesus or our Aesir?
-->'''Willibald:''' ...Whichever created liquor.
* One funny exchange as the main characters are moving through Wales:
--> '''Welshman #1''': Are those Danes? I heard they eat people!\\
'''Welshman #2''': They don't have horns at all!\\
'''Welshman #1''': Do you think they're dangerous?\\
'''Welshman #2''': Nah, Lord Arthur is with them.\\
'''Thorgrimm''': What the hell are they saying about me? I should kill and eat them!
* The bit where Thorkell's men are mocking his annoyance with lack of battle as being like a jilted girl (and he totally goes along with it) is pretty damn hilarious too.
--> '''Thorkell''': You know it's not my thing to take prisoners, don't you? But King Sweyn just keeps ignoring me. I figure if I kidnap the Prince, maybe he'll turn his head this way just a little bit. Don't you see the sad predicament I'm in?
--> '''Viking''':(laughing) That's what a young girl in love says, General.
--> '''Thorkell''': Exactly! That dashing King Sweyn has me wrapped around his little finger!
--> '''Viking #2''': (also laughing) Biggest girl I ever saw.
--> '''Viking #3''': (dramatically, as the whole crew starts cracking up) He's knocking at my door every day, dogging my heels, then one day, he just turns as cold as ice! Oh, what's a poor girl to do?
--> '''Viking #4''': Suddenly, he's all I can think about. Next thing I knew, ''I'' was the one chasing ''him!''
--> '''Viking #2''': Oh, that King Sweyn's a master of romance, we're all head over heels for him!
* Thorkell being mad that Askeladd and his men started fighting without him.
--> '''Thorkell''': Mm? Mmm...Can't tell exactly what from this distance, but something's happening among that lot.
--> '''Asgeir''': It's a split. Common at times like this.
--> '''Viking #1''': Hahaha, pathetic. How come there are so many bastards who are afraid to die these days?!
--> '''Thorkell''': It makes me mad up to here!!
--> '''Thorkell''': How dare ya pussies start the fighting without me!?! C'mon, lemme play too!
--> '''Asgeir''': That was why you were mad?
* Karma biting back at Torgrim when Thorkell ordered his men to kill him and all of Askeladd's men except Askeladd.
--> '''Thorkell:''' ''[Stretching while Askeladd's men are being slaughtered by his men]'' Hahaha, good, good. This's how it should be.
--> '''Torgrim''': Wait!! Wait a minute, Thorkell! Can you do this?! Is it really alright for you to do this?! If you kill us, then you'll lose the prince!!
--> '''Thorkell''': Aye, it's okay. I'll bring him back by myself.
--> '''Thorkell:''' ''[giving Torgrim a axe]'' Here, your axe. Come on! Die like a warrior should, in the heat of battle with a smile on yer face.
--> '''Askeladd''': I pity you, Torgrim. I really do.
--> '''Torgrim''': Shut up! This is all your fault!
* Thorfinn abandoning any chance of escape and riding horseback in a screaming rage straight into Thorkell's band by himself, because no one gets to kill Askeladd but him. In one of his rare moments in the story, Askeladd is genuinely, utterly flabbergasted.
-->'''Askeladd:''' I... I already knew you were crazy but...
* Though somewhat mitigated by the fact that he gets seriously hurt when he crash lands, the expression on Thorfinn's face when Thorkell's kick plus his own attempt at jump-evading it launches him over fifty feet in the air is ''priceless'', as are the gaping stares of everybody still on the ground.
* The incredulous jawdrops when Wilibald shaves off his beard.
--> "WHAAAAAT?! HOW CAN YOU BE [[YoungerThanTheyLook IN YOUR TWENTIES]]?!"
* Askeladd's [[Film/TheThing1982 Palmer-esque]] response to Thorkell stopping a charging horse by punching it to death: "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME."
** Followed by by Thorkell casually greeting Thorfinn right after.
* When Askeladd's band seems doomed, he makes his loyalty to his Welsh heritage abundantly clear by his possibly last words to them:
-->"''[[HiddenDisdainReveal I've hated every last one of you with every fiber of my being.]] You stinking, pigfucking Danish whoresons.''"
* Bjorn proudly acknowledging his UndyingLoyalty to Askeladd to the mutineers telling the mutineers to BringIt, which is then undercut by them going after the ropes he's using to man the carriage he's riding. Even funnier is that
* Another one for Thorfinn's expressions: the look on his face when he realizes that he, a slave, just broke his supervisor's face right after telling ''Einar'' not to lose his temper.
* After timeskip, Thorkell being reduced to a zombie-like state by the lack of war. He even speaks like one. The [[ThereWasADoor going through a wall]] was a nice touch.
** And then the same Thorkell, out of all people, [[{{Fainting}} faints]] due to his king ordering his troops to disband and come back to Denmark. One of his underlings even says that anymore peace and Thorkell will die for sure (he's already not breathing at this point)!
** Then when Thorkell finally has a chance to go fighting, he acts like a excited school-girl coming too early for her date.
* Ylva's reaction to Thorfinn's return. At first she attacks him, thinking him a con man. Then when convinced he's her real brother, she gently puts him down... only to punch his lights out while yelling, [[AngerBornOfWorry "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN WANDERING AROUND ALL THIS TIME, YOU JACKASS!!!"]] She continues to beat the tar out of him, much to the protests of Ari, her husband, all the while her kids happily shout out "Mommy's the strongest".
** This is especially funny when you consider Thorfinn previously endured 100 punches from a member of Canute's royal guard who was twice his size for a chance to meet the king, and managed to stay standing and conscious throughout... yet it only takes one punch from his sister to knock him out cold.
* [[Film/TheShining HEREEEE'S THORKELL!]]
* During the final battle for Jomsborg, Floki unleashes his "secret weapon" upon Thorkell: Ymir, a half-feral slave who's even bigger and stronger than Thorkell. After c Thorkell still wins, because Thorkell is an OldMaster and Ymir is just UnskilledButStrong, but states Ymir was the best fight he's had in a while and insists on keeping him alive.
-->'''Asgeir:''' But he's going to eat a ton. You know it's not going to be free to feed him, right?\\
'''Thorkell:''' I'll give him half my food! [[ImTakingHerHomeWithMe Please, can't we keep him?]]\\
'''Asgeir:''' Look around you. Everyone else is cleaning up. You're the only one still playing around.\\
'''Thorkell:''' If you won't let me keep him, I'm not cleaning up!
* Thorkell squeeing like a Japanese schoolgirl when Gudrid admits she likes Thorfinn.
-->KYAAA! You confessed! Tell me, what do you like about him?
** What makes it even better is that Einar and Hild are absolutely ''flabbergasted'' to say anything after hearing Gudrid openly admit it. Thorfinn however, just stares blankly and uncomprehendingly.
* Havarr/Cornelia's memories of Thorkell where he is shown not as a human but something between a giant demon and a personification of a natural disaster.
* Thorfinn's "Oh Sh.." and the look on his face when he realizes he just broke his (technically) superior's chin.
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