* In ''The Toy That Saved Christmas'', one of Buzz-Saw Louie's many catchphrases is "Billy has more toys than you!", leading to this exchange when all the kids go to beg their parents for Buzz-Saw Louie dolls:
-->'''Kid''': Billy has more toys than me!
-->'''Dad''': (visibly confused) Who's Billy?
-->'''Kid''': I don't know, but he has more toys than me!
* The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
-->'''Mr. Lunt:''' You look like Captain Crunch.
-->'''Grandpa Grape:''' I do not!
-->'''Mr. Lunt:''' You're making me hungry.
* The Silly Song "Endangered Love". Larry + Manatee plushie = Pure hilarity.
** What really sold it was Bob's reaction. "Maybe you should read a book..."
** The show itself is pretty funny.
** "But now I must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all! And you can't come because you don't speak French."
* The lampshading of the lack of appendages in ''Dr. Jiggle and Mr. Sly''.
--> "'''THE FEET!'''"
* ''Esther...The Girl Who Became Queen'': "The punishment should be...[[CoolandUnusualPunishment banishment to The Island of Perpetual Tickling]]!"[[note]]This becomes a FunnyAneurysmMoment when the FridgeHorror kicks in. See the [[NightmareFuel/VeggieTales Nightmare Fuel page]] for that.[[/note]]
** Also the [[DreadfulMusician "Lost Puppies"]] song.
** "Why is there a piano on my cake?"
* [[BreakingTheFourthWall "Did you say]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSf0iRCxKUQ trouble?"]] And the scene with the head scallion immediately afterwards.
* In ''Madame Blueberry'', when Bob and Larry are crying over the outcome of the story:
-->'''Larry:''' Hold me, Bob.
-->'''Bob:''' I would if I could, man!
* ''Larry-Boy and the Rumor Weed'', {{Lampshading}} the show's cast of plants:
-->'''Laura''': You? You're a ''talking weed''.
-->'''Rumor Weed''': I'm a talking weed, you're a talking carrot. Your point was?
-->''*Laura and Jr. give each other a look*''
* In the song, "Donuts for Benny," when the dog eats too much donuts, he begins singing and tossing Mr. Lunt around!
--> "Waltz me around again, baby!\\
Around, around, around!\\
These donuts are dreamy, their filling is creamy\\
Oh don't let my feet touch the ground\\
I feel like a ship on an ocean of joy\\
I just want to holler out loud, 'Ship ahoy!'\\
Waltz me around again, baby!\\
Around, around, around!"
* In ''The Toy that Saved Christmas'':
-->'''Louie:''' ''*cuts through ropes*'' Okay! Everybody who's got hands, start tying!
-->''*Bob and Junior look confused and Larry stares at Louie like he's gone crazy*''
-->'''Louie:'''...that'd be me.
* The various ways Bob tries to avoid listening to the "What We Have Learned Today" song, only to fail every time. In fact the closest he ever came was cutting Larry off in "Rack, Shack, and Benny" when he was in the sink:
--> '''Larry:''' (singing) And so we know that God's word is for everyone, now that our song is done, we'll take a- (Bob turns on the sink) HEY! That's cold!
* "The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down With All the Bananas". The whole thing, but the ending in particular. After the Englishman and the Swede refusing to share with each other leads to an awkward silence, the silence is finally broken by one of the inhabitants of one of the hills:
-->'''Philippe:''' You guys are not so bright!
** It gets even better afterwards when they try ''working a lesson'' into it. They can't even figure out how to turn Qwerty on, and start ''using keyboard combinations'' in a vain attempt to power it on. [[spoiler:They finally just give up and hold up a piece of cardboard that has "Don't be selfish" written on it.]]
* All of Paco's stories. All of them.
* Larry's part of the theme song:
-->Cauliflower!
-->Sweet and sour!
-->[[OneOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Half an hour!]]
* The Silly Song "Monkey".
-->'''Larry:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint If it's a nickel or a salad or a pillow, if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, it's an ape!]]
** When they finally find what they're looking for. [[spoiler: A cow.]]
-->'''Larry''': It's a monkey!
-->'''Bob''': Larry, that's a [[spoiler: cow]].
-->'''Captions''': NOT A MONKEY
* "I think we're going to get letters about this."
* When the house is about to break under its weight in "Madame Blueberry", Bob and the title character both grab motorized shopping carts to race back. Larry hops into a small basket and makes very slow sliding movements. The FlatWhat look on one of the poor family's faces is simply priceless.
** From the same scene, Bob wonders out loud if his cart can go any faster. He notices a red button and pushes it, tilting back expecting turbo speed... Until it turns out it just prints a picture. His reaction is probably the greatest AsideGlance ever.
* ''Oh Santa.'' Particularly, how Larry lets a viking and a bank robber into his house, but slams the door on an IRS agent. The look he gives [[AsideGlance the camera]] after that makes it even better.
* Heck, every Silly Song in general.
** "Gated Community."
** And most of the things we should tune in next time to hear.
* The water buffalo.
* The entire DVD commentary (by Mr. Lunt and Larry) for Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie.
* Jimmy and Jerry Gourd trying to host the show in "King George And The Ducky" while dressed as Bob and Larry is entirely hilarious by itself, which then leads up to this exchange:
-->'''Jimmy:''' Look, Jerry, er, Larry! In the letter we got from Jimmy who lives near Texas somewhere, he said that his friend Jerry was selfish! That's what it said, remember?
-->'''Jerry:''' ''[Now angry, as his Larry mask falls off]'' You wanna piece of me?!?
-->'''Jimmy:''' Hey! Whoa! Aw, man! You're the one that said 'Jerry'! I was gonna-
-->'''Bob:''' Hey! What's going on in there?!?
-->''[Jimmy and Jerry become afraid when they hear Bob's voice, while Jerry worriedly looks around before putting his mask back on, upside-down.]''
-->'''Larry:''' Yeah! What are you guys doing?!?
-->'''Jimmy:''' Uh, hi! I'm Bob the Tomato!
-->'''Jerry:''' And I'm not selfish!
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