* "I swallowed your cum, that means something!"
* This exchange:
--> '''David:''' So it's an...aesthetic regenerative shield?
--> '''Dr Pomeranz:''' It's a helpful unit.
--> '''David:''' Good. Because, for a minute there, I thought we were talking about a FUCKING MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASK!!!
* This exchange in the club:
--> '''David:''' I need a Budweiser and a shot of tequila.
--> '''Bartender:''' [is distracted, not looking at him] What kind of tequila?
--> '''David:''' Why don't you ask me to my face, bitch?!
** Later:
--> '''Bartender:''' This one's on the house.
--> '''David:''' Why?
--> '''Bartender:''' Just is, bitch.

* In the climax:
-->'''[=McCabe=]:''' I have two daughters.\\
'''Tech Support:''' What are their names?\\
'''[=McCabe=]:''' ..........(long pause)