* Barbara Bach-related innuendo.
* "My name is Hash. It's easier to say than 'El Hashid Amir Junior'." "It's [[StonersAreFunny easier to smoke, too]]."
* A lot of Ron Leibman's dialogue. Particularly memorable are his failed pick-up lines ("Tickle your ass with a feather?") and "SAY IT AGAIN!!"
* Ike, referring to Liceman in his letter to his preacher father: "I met your friend TheDevil today. You're right, dad, he is white!"
* The boys encounter a group of rednecks while sneaking out to visit the girls' military academy. Ike quips, "I never [[DeepSouth seen them without their sheets on!]]"
* Antonio Fargas' soccer teacher, disgustingly after a poor performance by the players: "And for this I ''gave up being white!''"