* They weren't just sexting, they were [=BlackBerry=] Messenger-exting.
* Ryan and Alex getting off on each other's elite statuses.
* The BaitAndSwitch exchange about falling in love:
-->'''Ryan:''' You know that moment when you look into somebody's eyes and you can feel them staring into your soul and the whole world goes quiet, just for a second?
-->'''Natalie:''' Yes!
-->'''Ryan:''' Right well, I don't.
* Ryan awkwardly trying to calm Natalie as she collapses into hysterics in the middle of the airport, although not before letting out an exasperated "Ah, fuck".
** Alex suggests a drink and the freshly-dumped Natalie, until now a picture of prim professionalism, responds [[INeedAFreakingDrink "Now you're talking!"]]
** Natalie thanks Alex's generation for everything they did for feminism, to which Alex can only drily say "It was our pleasure".
* Even while talking to a heartbroken girl, Ryan manages a snappy one-liner.
--> '''Natalie:''' ''(sobbing)'' He broke up with me by text message!\\
'''Ryan:''' Wow. That's kinda like getting fired over the Internet.
* "Please can I fire the next one?"
* The cardboard cut-out Ryan has to photograph as he travels.