* At one point, you end up meeting a large red... ball thing. [[spoiler: In order to get it to move, you need to set the hawk from the above puzzle loose.]] Upon solving the puzzle, the game's dialogue makes one think it's absolutely speechless at how strange the event was.
** [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Well, it kinda was]].
* What happens when you break the record player. ''The phonograph no longer works. I think you broke it. Go to your room.''
* The giant spider death. Sounds terrifying, right? Not really. You come across a trapdoor, but the game urges that you ''do not'' go down there, as there's a spider that's "bigger than a breadbox". Keep trying to go down, and the game will continue to warn you. After a few attempts, however, you'll be allowed to go down...and you get killed by the spider. The game's remark on the situation? [[DeadpanSnarker "Well, what do you know. It's a giant spider."]]
* After you have just suffocated yourself by lying in a coffin: "Most people die first and then go into the coffin."