* "dere were some gay ass ghetto ppl in his way doin da [[Music/SouljaBoy SOLDA BOY]] CRANK [=DANce=] n he jus lookd at dem with his dethly eyes n they [[UsefulNotes/{{Iran}} iran]] away."
* "I WAS TRYING TO TELL U THAT LAST NIGHT YOU IDIOTIC AIDS!"
* "I was gong 2 sleep dat nite when i got [[DemonicPossession posesesd by]] [[{{Satan}} Saten]]. But it was ok cuz were friendz n he just doez dat sometimes as a joke."
* "(a/n I DONT BELEVE IN GOD I AM N ATHEIST. [[DevilButNoGod i thnk saten created dis universe]] [[HypocriticalHumor god bles u satan]] u r alwayz in mi heart.)"
* "we liv in a dark house that iz far away from every1 els n we r vampires. we feest on blood n no1 else noes dat we are vampirs. not evn are mom wich is y we moved away to b by ourselves. yes we r LONERS."
* "twila, i wnat u 2 marri me" sudenly screemed alise hu was a plebian. edward rowred at her, furius n all protective n sudenly... he htransformed!"
* "a/n HEZ LIK HOTSANHARU FROM [[Manga/FruitsBasket FRUITY BASKET"]]
* "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint OK PPL I AM NOT A TROL! I AM A VAMPIR OK GET IT STRAIT]]"
* ""Y DID U MARRI HIM YOU IGNORANIUS." shoted da guy at da door. It was Bibby Brown. He ran in on his weelchaire n Jacob flowed him."
* "But ur causing a realli bad diserbance in da school. U c der is somthing... odd abot u. Nd no1 feelz comfortble wif u here so u hav 2 go 2 dat other school in Waschington, calld Mount Saint Prepz Acadamy. "
* ""WE CAN TALK LATER, WATCH OUT, SHEZ ABOUT TO BREAK DOWN THE DOOR!" Suddenly I turned around and the door smashed down. It was..... [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer BUFFI THE VAMPIR SLAYER]]!"
* "a/n: OKSU GUYZ PREPSTOP FLARMING! siruisly if u fink mi grammer iZ BAD DEN FUKK U BITCH! DIS TORY IS GONG 2 MAK ME FAMOOSE SUM DAY ND IT WILL B SOLD IN LIBARIES OK SO WNH I AM A MELLONAIR U BITCHEZ KAN CUM CLAWRING 2 ME ND I WILL SAY FUKK U OK!"
* "So we all went to Vegass and had a party and came back to Washerton. Carlile and Jake got marred there. Then Jake died sadly in an axident so Carliel got remared to Esmie."
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