* In "Near Dead Experience":
-->'''Tut:''' See, your body is trying to expel the hostile demon that's possessed it!!\\
'''Cleo:''' Yeah, the great demon called Snot.
** Tut noticing Cleo's chicken soup.
-->'''Tut:''' What is this yellow pond with the floating dead chicken?\\
'''Cleo:''' My mom's special cure.\\
'''Tut:''' Animal sacrifice? Amateurs! ''[throw the bowl out the window]'' That will not save you from your impending doom!\\
'''Cleo:''' At least I don't have to eat it.
** Luxor's DeadpanSnarker remark.
-->'''Cleo:''' Luxor, stop him from freaking out.\\
'''Luxor:''' Why certainly. Are there any other miracles you like me to perform while I'm at it?
* Episode two: Tut promises to keep Cleo and Luxor safe from any ancient curses. Cleo reminds what happened the last time he said that.
-->'''Cleo:'''...jackal demons from the Underworld tried to chew us up!
-->'''Tut, in a sulky monotone:''' Yeah, well. Stuff happens.
* In "Green Eyed Mummy":
** Professor Bedhety's denial of any involvement in the wooly mammoth's disappearance.
-->"I'm completely 100% [[ThatCameOutWrong irresponsible]]!"
* A majority of the episode "Cleo's Catastrophe".
* In the first episode, when Tut wakes up, it leads to this exchange.
--->'''Luxor:''' It's alive! It's....a kid?
--->'''Tut:''' Nice to meet you, [[RipVanTinkle where's the bathroom, I really got to go.]] Got to go, got to go got to go.... (runs for the bathroom)