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* Little Ditcher's reaction to Warrior's plan to stop the logs from destroying Uptown Quay in ''Up River''
-->'''Warrior:''' "I'll stick Little Ditcher across the river, he'll put his stakes down on the riverbed, then he won't move!"
-->'''Little Ditcher:''' No, I'll get smashed to bits instead!
* Grampus taking Bluenose away in ''Munitions''
-->'''Grampus:''' "I've been used for a few strange jobs before, but never have I pulled in a switcher and taken away, a twitcher"
* Top Hat, the Snark Tug.
* The running "devious" joke in ''Sunshine.''
* Billy Shoepack's EpicFail in "Trapped:"
-->'''Billy:''' 3...2...1...FIRE!...... Wot's happened?
-->'''OJ:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You tell us.]]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "There's no garbage today!"]]
* In the [[SeriesFinale finale episode]] we get this gem:
-->'''OJ:''' Got an idea between us?
-->'''Top Hat:''' No bright ones, OJ.
-->'''OJ:''' ...Anybody got a ''stupid'' one, then?
** When Top Hat wonders why he couldn't have been a liner instead:
-->'''Warrior:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Cause you're not big enough!]]
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* In "Otis the Movie Star" from "Sound Off", one scene has Mr. Boffo and Mr. Socko (Burke and Blair, respectively) looking around the harbor for future movie stars.
-->'''Mr. Boffo:''' Hey, what about the fireboat, huh?
-->'''Mr. Socko:''' Hmm... too young.
-->'''Mr. Boffo:''' Hmm, what about the submarine? Looks old enough.
-->'''Mr. Socko:''' And remake [[{{Film/Waterworld}} Underwaterworld]]? [[TakeThat Never]]!
** Speaking of making puns off movie titles, the two make a total of three in no less than three seconds.
-->'''Mr. Boffo:''' You've probably seen our Boffo/Socko movies.
-->'''Mr. Socko''' [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Beauty and the Boat]]?
-->'''Mr. Boffo''' [[Film/JurassicPark Jurassic Harbor]]?
-->'''Mr. Socko:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheRugratsMovie Tugrats]]?
-->'''Captain Star:''' Sorry, haven't seen too many movies lately.
* "Grampus' Song" from "Stop the Music" has the Z-Tugs singing Grampus' song as [[WereStillRelevantDammit a rap number]]. Sunshine's reaction is priceless.
-->'''Grampus:''' That's not the song I wrote!
-->'''Zorran:''' I know! We made it better!
** Grampus first asks Big Stack for help, but it turns out [[DreadfulMusician he can't sing]]. After trying to sing it again, but louder, Warrior tells him to stop, saying he could sink a rock barge with that voice. He sings one last time, [[LiteralMetaphor and that actually happens]].
-->'''Big Stack:''' Oh... Maybe it was just the wrong key.
* "Bluenose Buds In" from "Boss Man" ends on Bluenose getting his comeuppance. It also doubles as a nice MythologyGag to "Munitions", which the episode is loosely based on.
-->'''Bluenose:''' What?! Grampus, what are you doing?
-->'''Grampus:''' Sorry, Bluenose. Gotta take you to Drydock.
-->'''Bluenose:''' Drydock? What did I do wrong?
-->'''Grampus:''' Oh, nothing! Rule 63b: "Any vessel exposed to fire shall undergo a complete inspection, stem to stern".
-->'''Bluenose:''' But I feel fine!
-->'''Grampus:''' Sorry, sir! Rules are rules!
-->'''Bluenose:''' At least save me the embarrassment of being towed in. I make it on my own steam!
-->'''Grampus:''' Ah! 64q!
-->'''Bluenose:''' Since when did you become such an expert?
-->'''Grampus:''' Since you made me take your course! The rulebook! Know it and love it!
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