* Little Ditcher's reaction to Warrior's plan to stop the logs from destroying Uptown Quay in ''Up River''
-->'''Warrior:''' "I'll stick Little Ditcher across the river, he'll put his stakes down on the riverbed, then he won't move!"
-->'''Little Ditcher:''' No, I'll get smashed to bits instead!
* Grampus taking Bluenose away in ''Munitions''
-->'''Grampus:''' "I've been used for a few strange jobs before, but never have I pulled in a switcher and taken away, a twitcher"
* Top Hat, the Snark Tug.
* The running "devious" joke in ''Sunshine.''
* Billy Shoepack's EpicFail in "Trapped:"
-->'''Billy:''' 3...2...1...FIRE!...... Wot's happened?
-->'''OJ:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You tell us.]]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "There's no garbage today!"]]
* In the [[SeriesFinale finale episode]] we get this gem:
-->'''OJ:''' Got an idea between us?
-->'''Top Hat:''' No bright ones, OJ.
-->'''OJ:''' ...Anybody got a ''stupid'' one, then?
** When Top Hat wonders why he couldn't have been a liner instead:
-->'''Warrior:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Cause you're not big enough!]]