* Anything that crawls out of [[DeadpanSnarker Nick's]] mouth. Being it one-liners or witty comebacks. Here are some choice phrases from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26CU7rM_6RY this video]].
* Some of the pedestrian dialogue is NarmCharm incarnate.
--> '''Old woman:''' [gets hit by a car without dying] Aye-yai-yai! This town's gone straight to Hell!
--> '''Tough guy:''' [after getting attacked or bumped into] You wanna a freakin' piece of me, fool? You wanna get down?!
--> '''Black guy:''' [hears gunshots fired] What the fuck...*[[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screams]]*!
--> '''Old man:''' [hears gunshots fired] The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
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