Of course, when a show is a common target for trolling, funny moments will be common. Also, anytime Ghost goes into [[RunningGag cans.wav]] mode is this for someone.

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[[folder:Original Run (2008–2012)]]

* Every single moment of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1yChk-NzEA This broadcast.]] Possibly his greatest rage ever.
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgUmH1rospQ June 17, 2011]] Radio Graffiti was the TropeCodifier for most prank calls on the show afterwards. Most of the trolls beforehand were more sophisticated, with characters such as the Internet Buttstalker and [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Herbert the Pervert]]. But most of these people just played random audio clips (although Ghost does complain about soundboards in the midst of it, indicating that the trend was growing beforehand). Ghost was clearly losing his patience after hearing "Fuck You Texas" for the 500th time ([[WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut "Uncle Fucka"]] wasn't far behind), along with the ones trying to call him a racist.
** "I am not a racist, I am [[MemeticMutation a melting pot of friendship]], and I want you to amplify that all over the internets." "I happen to have a whole bunch of friends who happen to be black."
** "'''I'M A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP FOR CHRISTS SAKE!''' '''''[[BlatantLies I'M A NNNNNIIIIIICE GUUUUUYYYY]]!'''''"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShkaTAad0ZM "Who gives a crap about my son?! He's a fruity-ass fruitbowl gay bas-"]] DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY GODDAMN FAMILY YOU SORRY SACK OF TROLL TERRORISTS!!!
** For the record, the rest of that line was "fruity-ass fruitbowl gay bastard that's takin' it in the pooper", which he had used as an insult for the mic quality of another caller.
** "MY SHOW IS SERIOUS BUSINESSBUHUUUHOOOAAAHHHH"
* Whenever he does the ''elusive'' chat room shoutouts. "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja9cRZfA4nk We got Zero zero zero zero Sizzling Texas]]"
** Ghost provided this hilarious line during [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CUinuD68u4 this episode]]:
-->'''Ghost''': I'm startin' to read these now, and I'm not gonna say 'em (Implying he's not going to say without realizing what he said)\\
* Several Moments Later*\\
'''Ghost''': ...All_Schlongheads_Aimed_At_Ghost--- Ahh get that asshole ahh--- get him off!
** And some Sandusky (who is convicted of child molestation) names.
-->'''Ghost''': We have Sandusky_Shower_Attendant. [[DoubleTake Uh...]] AH GOD DAMN--- *cans.wav*
** Another one:
-->'''Ghost''': We have Toddler Speed Bump... Toddler Speed Bump?! Get that sick son of a bitch out of here!
* There have been several splices involving Ghost somehow using the "N-word", including him saying that shooting them from helicopters (which is legal in Texas too, apparently) sounds fun to him, Keyboard Cat playing him off for hating them, and saying Herman Cain is one (which is technically correct, [[NWordPrivileges but he shouldn't be]])
* "[[https://web.archive.org/web/20201122160223/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KUUADqj2GA I always walk around out here in Texas]], [[ThatCameOutWrong with my strap-on]]"
* As of January 2012, there was a caller who primarily played the "Channel 5 Kid Break" songs from ''Series/TimAndEricAwesomeShowGreatJob''. Ghost, however, [[RefugeInAudacity cannot believe]] songs about such topics actually ''exist''.
* Ghost's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnGFbH5Mp7M constant objection]] to the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fandom is always a source of much funniness. He considers that "males over the age of 18" who watch the show are "over-feminized", "sick and twisted" individuals for idolizing a show that he thinks [[PeripheryDemographic is meant only for 8 year old girls]], and he has constantly suggested that they need testosterone injected right in their buttocks. Here, have a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvWHePYwC78 full, over two hour long supercut of brony-related moments]].
** I'M GETTING INFESTED BY BRONIES!
** One day, Ghost gave a shoutout for "[=Beatings4Bronies=]", he was actually impressed by it.
*** But later commented that a shoutout for "[=Bullets4Bronies=]" [[EveryoneHasStandards was going too far]].
** "Congratulations Ghost, [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E2TheReturnOfHarmonyPart2 you're the new Rainbow Dash.]] [[BlatantLies AHH YEAH BEST DAY EVER!]] *happy theme music*" YOU GOD-DAMN BRONY ASSHOLES! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kZSpZGRn0KM#t=3s I'M SICK OF YOU BRONIES]] *cans*
*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUjTLVY7keE Animated version]].
** "I'm gonna start [[https://web.archive.org/web/20220719214611/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPgjHi8Kqh0 CLOPPIN' to My Little Pony!]] [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP]]" (jump to 4m23s in the link)
** [[QuoteMining "~I'm a capitalist brony! My Little Ponyyyyy!~]]"
** For several shows in a row, Ghost was bombarded by multiple calls in a row containing a looping audio clip of someone saying "[[MadnessMantra Ban all bronies.]]" The funny part, is that despite his history of objecting to anything pro-''My Little Pony'' being brought up on the show, he ''still'' raged at them, most likely because they have somehow managed to combo with the "Ban all bronies" call in ways he had never thought possible. Later on, it was joined by "Castrate bronies.", "Fuck bronies.", and EarRape.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZjcSA9luic Wrath of the]] [[EnsembleDarkhorse Internet Buttstalker!]]
* On August 22, 2011, Alex_S unleashed "Melting Pot of Alcohol" to the world. Fortunately, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT21PkHtQeM Ghost found out about it rather quickly]]
* On another Pony-related note, on August 28, 2011, Prison from Creator/CelestiaRadio phoned in during a "Capitalist Confessions" segment. Somehow, Ghost managed to mistake him for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UORVobeocoo Ted Williams]], so he [[SureLetsGoWithThat started to play along]]. Eventually, Ghost concluded that Ted Williams was a brony, and that he had been reduced to "Money, Success, Fame, Bronies."
** Then, a few days later, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V3fBa00y3o this]]'' happens.
* "You know what? It would be different if you would have said 'Texas sucks the chrome off of a '57 Chevy bumper'".
** One day, literally right after using almost the exact same line to describe someone's audio quality sounding like a 386 PC, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXhL_7r2ew8 someone played a clip that expunged the middle portion of the above sentence.]] He raged, for sure.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWHI_iuY_BI&t=11m48s Let's play some Tetris, milky-licker!]] Bonus points for the [[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie "banjothebear" and "kazooiethebird"]] combo.
** But even before that, he wants to get off because someone made a Twitter username making fun of the Texas wildfires (which have been a topic that has always been met with wildfires from Ghost), but then says that the switchboard was "conveniently locking up" and wasn't letting him end the show, followed an example of a typical "scumbag" caller (who offered him an [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom Applejack fursuit]])
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6oeLxYVKJs YOU WANT CALLS?!]]
* "[[https://web.archive.org/web/20110921055132/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXg1Cj-iBTY Fuck you, Santa.]]"
** "Mister ''[[TheGrinch What]]?''" (6m43s)
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXg1Cj-iBTY&t=13m55s WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME FROM A BOWLING ALLEY?!]]"
** "[[BallsGag So I can play with my balls!]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvk4i_Lxz9M The time when]] Ghost stands on his desk, imitates the barrel roll meme... and proceeds to fall off said desk.
* "Ghost, from True Capitalist Radio, is a [[BlatantLies HAMBOOOOOOONE]]! HAM-[[VoiceClipSong BONE BONE BONE BONE]]", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPiMziZAWzA&t=15m11s Oh you NavyHuskie.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zycqqJdvtbM&t=14m30s A Christmas remix of him]]
* Any time 213/Ghetto Capitalist calls.
** *crying baby sound* "GHOST BABY WHAT'S UP!"
** One time 213 called from the Occupy LA protest, completely ignored Ghost's threats to bring up the [[BigBeautifulWoman women hanging around here]]. Ghost responded just as well as you think.
** There was also the time when 213 called in after Ghost discussed his hatred for government entitlements for the 1000th time. 213 then "confesses" that he's been taking EBT checks from two locations. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvgekDVnZYs See the glorious results here]]
** This exchange.
-->'''Ghost''': DO YOU EVEN HAVE A SOUL?\\
'''213''': Nah baby, but I got a grill full of ribs.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO3LvtKRYx0 Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that you can be a great friend, even if you ''are'' a racist.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE46untGuvo Melting Pot of Greedo]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTBeCnB6ynE "GroupPoop"]] ... What the hell is up with this Group Poop crap? You, excrement fetish freakshows man!
* One caller pretended to be Mr. EBT and called out Ghost as a racist, until the end when he revealed himself to be the "SUCK MAH DIIIICK" guy.
%%* Despite the too soon gags early on in the episode, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpqONOCL5go&t=4m39s this]] takes the cake.
* After Ghost endorsed African-American Republican candidate Herman Cain for presidency, the Engineer [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4oPxGVB5XI promptly played]] the theme from from an old '70s blaxploitation film entitled ''Film/BossNigger''. [[UnfortunateImplications Who's the racist]] ''[[UnfortunateImplications now?]]''
** The film actually idolizes blacks in a way, so that may not have been his intention.
** Ghost first remarks how the instrumental opening is "kind of catchy", then begins asking "What is this crap?" when the chorus arrives...
* Some of the early raids are pretty hilarious too, such as [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l8z9chJNX0 this]].
* There was the time when a caller played a bit of spliced audio with Ghost saying he hates n-words, followed by [[MemeticMutation Keyboard Cat playing him off]]. Ghost then calls him back, only for the caller to play the same audio clip louder.
* October 10, 2011: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6TZoY1qH1U&t=2m30s Ghost gives his true thoughts]] of Creator/KarlMarx.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKT7IRavGOo Another 'fruity' encounter for Ghost!]]
* October 25, 2011: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dox8eddI0Zo YOU'RE MY FANTASY GIRL~]] *cans*
* Ghost revealed he hated the Music/DaveMatthewsBand on an October 2011 episode of True Capitalist Radio. The October 26th, 2011 broadcast, he hears a Dave Matthews Band remix. Cue the cans.
* 347 calls in pretending to be on his side about Obama, then asks a question. "Why haven't you SUCKED MY DICK! SUCKED MY DICK!" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr2UeCRlvlo First clip played]]
* On October 28, 2011, someone played Souljaquest. Later on, someone ''sang'' it, followed by Ghost criticizing how he sang it, then singing it himself to demonstrate. While much lawls were had at hearing Ghost sing "I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS", the following Monday (the Halloween episode), [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wTeMaUu2zMM#t=683s you can just guess what happened next.]]
** And later, on a much more fitting note, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTeMaUu2zMM2&t=21m25s Satan is good, and he is his pal]].
* From 2010: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URv-elUk0MQ HOWARD STERN HAS RUINED AMERICA!!! *cans*]]
* On the show for November 1st, Ghost profiles Boston Dynamics' PETMAN. As he does so, he breaks out into a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9UBuIbt700 rendition]] of ''[[Music/PinkFloyd Welcome to]] [[Music/WishYouWereHere1975 the Machine]]''. During Radio Graffiti, just around 15 minutes later, we get ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9UBuIbt700&t=12m30s this]]''.
** In the same show, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxXFJz_NvMM&t=1m20s Twilight Sparkle calls]] to tell Ghost he can, "SUCK MAH FLANK!"
*** Even better: Ghost [[MondegreenGag misheard it as]] "SUCH MAH [[SoundEffectBleep BLANK]]!"
* The third Radio Graffiti call of November 8th was [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7noEPnTuRA this remix]]. Ghost reacted accordingly.
* After a well-deserved(?) break, November 14th was probably the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgAvGVCPcEQ&t=5m15s the funniest]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhnLyiUPMs0 in a while]]:
** [[WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget Dun-dun-dun-da-dah I'm Ghost the Hambone!]] Go-go Gadget Beer Cans!
** After getting agitated by the Inspector Hambone remix, he then went on a intermission and ordered the Engineer to play some Latin music. He did, but after a minute he started playing the "theme from Boss" again. Ghost was clearly ''not'' amused, again.
** Someone calls in pretending to be [[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix Wright]] and call out one of his racist contradictions. Unfortunately, Ghost doesn't get it and declares the call as a [[EpicFail Major Fail]].
** And [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKgWNEZRing CelticBrony strikes again]]
* On [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0xyF8ZeEfY November 16,]] a caller claimed Alex Jones was doing his own version of Radio Graffiti. You can tell who got riled up here.
** Tub Guy brings a horse with him into the tub. Oh myyyyy.
** [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas I got cans that jingle, jangle, jingle]]
** [[Music/{{Aerosmith}} Ghost looks like a Hambone!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5raUYEApDE November 18]] had some more bizarre moments:
** Inspector Hambone again, followed by someone playing the theme on ''piano''. He was clearly mad.
** Someone called in to sing him a song, to the theme of the Grinch theme.
-->You're a racist, Mr. Ghost...\\
You really are a hambone!\\
You've been supporting UsefulNotes/SarahPalin,\\
You're a fan of [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rainbow Dash]], Mr. Ghoooost!
*** '''Ghost:''' NOW THEY'RE SINGING!
** Of all the things people claim Ghost is, he is most definitely not [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I93FcSttHSM a Nazi skinhead]].
* Every appearance from the "Herman Cain is in the Illuminati" guy.
* November 29th, 2011:
** Asho has apparently gone to rehab.
** [=CelticBrony=] brought out a ''WesternAnimation/WoodyWoodpecker'' remix of all things
* From far into the past (but not too far), [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56QtZ8Pym2Y&feature=related someone keeps calling in]] with an impression of [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Herbert the Pervert]].
** One of the calls had Ghost's voice echoing over from the other end. He mistook it as Herbert talking and was ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56QtZ8Pym2Y&t=2m21s literally yelling at himself to shut his mouth]]''.
* November 30, 2011:
** A Music/JustinBieber hambone remix, courtesy of Ghost singing "hambone".
* From the December 5th broadcast we have the "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wentHPlj0g&t=11m11s Occupy]] [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Whiterun]]" movement and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wentHPlj0g&t=10m05s CelticBrony's new remix]].
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wentHPlj0g&t=3m20s This call.]]
-->'''Ghost:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Hannukah night? HANNUKAH NIGHT!?!?]] '''YOU STUPID''' *cans*
** Ghetto Capitalist joins in the hambone fun and calls Ghost "the hambone of the hood".
** And tension was high in general, since "his man" had just dropped out of the running for the Republican nomination.
* After too many Herman Cain jokes on December 6, he ragequit, as usual.... or did he? After that, The Engineer decided to pull a HostileShowTakeover, playing a medley of songs Ghost hates (i.e. Nyan Cat, Friday, the Theme from Boss, etc.), and then somehow taking calls.
** One (male) caller wanted to have Engineer's babies because he's awesome. Leading this conversation.
-->'''Caller:''' Do you know what babies are?\\
'''Engineer:''' No!\\
'''Caller:''' When a mommy ducky and a mommy ducky, er wait that's wrong...
** Afterward, Ghost came back, and raged at The Engineer for taking over the show when he was ''supposed'' to end it, claiming that ''he'' is the talent, and The Engineer is just an engineer. Of course, this led to everyone idolizing ''him'', much to Ghost's surprise.
* The December 7th broadcast has [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQZj3LVRom8&t=05m48s this call.]]
-->Ghost... is... a...\\
Jewish hambone,\\
Faggot brony,\\
Fucks his son,\\
Dressed like a pony,\\
Fapping off to Herman Cain,\\
And shitting out human remains.\\
Engineer should run your show....\\
Because he has more talent than you!\\
Hambone.
** Note Party/Tri$ha calls in when Ghost is talking about Christmas parties to express her love of note parties and WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic. Ghost notices her voice cracking and asks if she's not taking her "feminine pills". Her response?
-->Did I stutter, hambone?
** You can guess Ghost's reaction.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1fZHrHmxV0 This clip]]. Might also cause nightmares due to how insanely angry he gets.
* December 12, 2011: "If you're fruity and you know it, shoveitupyourass! EEEERRRRRGGGHHH! If you're fruity and you know it, shoveitupyourass! EEEERRRRRGGGHHH! If you're fruity and you know it and you really wanna show it, if you're fruity and you know it, become a brony! My little ponyyyy~"
** Funnily enough, Ghost didn't react to the yelling that sounded like he was shoving something up his as.
* December 14, 2011: Ghost finding out that Engineer is hosting his show. HostileShowTakeover ensues.
** And then during Radio Grafitti, he gets pissed off at how people are liking the Engineer.
** "Have a humpin' Herman Christmas..."
* December 16, 2011: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfMn_Pm5ko Ghetto Capitalist has a kid with wooping cough, an apparent job offering with the show, and thinks Ghost has cancer?]]
** Equestrian Citizen calls in again to point out Ghost's racism, asking why he hates Russians. He even gives out his address on air knowing Ghost can't do anything to him.
** The "Ghost has cancer" joke kept on popping up from time to time the next day.
** Ashoe called in saying he was going to be taken to a doctor after being kicked in the [[GroinAttack balls]], Ghost was concerned over his parents doing that... until Ash mentioned that [[TheLoinsSleepTonight he probably couldn't shoot anymore]].
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly6cWq904rI&t=9m18s Someone had the nerve to make a splice of Ghost and his Granny]]
*** The Suck Mah Dick guy had a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly6cWq904rI&t=8m26s Double]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly6cWq904rI&t=10m30s Whammy!]] Both involved poking fun at Ghost's Granny, but the latter sent him in cans.
* Also from December 16th, we have Ghost's PapaWolf tendencies [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNmmcWhjURU acting up again]].
* The Christmas episode was full of lulz from both sides of the coin:
** [=PonyToast=] got in ''twice''; once discussing what Kwanzaa exactly involves, and then a little later to discuss [[DeconstructionFic True Equestrian Radio]]. You can tell which one Ghost was more pissed at.
** He also decided to call back a few people to troll ''them'', leading to some awkward moments.
** 213 calls in, disturbing Ghost with his tale involving a Christmas party and a Glory Hole.
** We also had the return of Capitalist Confessions, after a caller asked why he hadn't done it in a while.
** "[[BrickJoke Happy Halloween, Ghost!]]"
** Tub Guy: Ghost, I filled the tub full of gravy, let's roll around like a couple of hambones! Oh my!
* The December 28th broadcast has [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceet_xi4OEY&t=8m42s this moment.]] It is, however followed by a scary moment as [[spoiler:Tri$sha/Noteparty gets beaten to death mid-broadcast]], then goes to funny again as Ghost is trying to make sense of what just happened. While throwing cans around of course.
** During the "Ghosties" episode, [[spoiler:Noteparty confirmed that [=SuspiciousTumbleweed=] was pulling a fast one]]
* December 30th. {{Keet}} Ghost. Nuff said.
** Ghost expresses his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t2dCIQ-Vn0 love]] of TSA searches
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBoeZJp5INo December 31st, 2011:]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBoeZJp5INo&t=36m30s Twilight Sparkle]] goes party.mov on Ghost. Despite how quiet it sounds, Ghost was able to understand it and go nuts. This is the origin of a splice used in the February 16, 2012 show.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vbgj0YUYsI January 4, 2012:]]
** The "BAN ALL BRONIES" spam. Suprisingly, Ghost manages to rage over its sheer awkwardness rather than acknowledge the fact that they hate Bronies.
** Asho calls in watching pornography and drinking Pacifico. Ghost erupts into another "WHERE ARE THE PARENTS" rage.
** One of Asho's friends calls in watching a porno called "Ghost Flexes Nuts for Granny".
** Though he managed to ward off one of Celtic Brony's calls, Ghost raged quit over The Rock, asking "Who choked harder: The Dallas Cowboys or his Granny at the back of a Denny's Restaurant?"
* January 5, 2012:
** Radio Graffiti begins with the ever popular "Ghost pisses on his grandma" splice.
** "Herman Cain: can we get a [[RunningGag major fail]] on this asshole?"
** The "BAN ALL BRONIES" caller returns, along with some friends ("CASTRATE BRONIES" and "FUCK BRONIES")
* His Ron Paul impression is hilarious.
* January 6, 2012
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smRNuX1ZnF0&t=9m32s True Capitalist Radio Greatest hits]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-7YWrsFoA0&t=7m18s MAGIC MISSILE!]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WzRDUpoicU&t=8m1s Mug Ranny's a Tranny]], [[DoubleTake uhh...]] '''AWW YOU SON OF A-''' GET THAT ASSHOLE OUT OF HERE!! *rage quit*
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-7YWrsFoA0&t=4m31s Beaten kids, broken arm kids, broken leg kids, etc.]] Oh, it gets even funnier after that.
*** However it was later discovered in his paltalk that[[spoiler: It was really just members of the capitalist army he arranged with and was selecting their calls on prompt]]. It was the same with the BAN ALL BRONIES stuff and other calls like this.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVXR2pM-ZEg January]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_BOdtWYcM0 9,]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLjbRBE8AYw 2012]]
** Ghost ragequits and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS-eOFDT4FU the Engineer takes over]] again. And then 661 starts offering him a job at surgeradio.org
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOYkgp-x7O8 January 13, 2012]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeJjPQhMCUM was a day of bad luck:]]
** Among other things, "YMCA" references kept popping up (and making Ghost increasingly angered)
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxydPEeg1nI Ghostie Wrap Up!]] Thanks to Rina-chan. When Ghost heard it, he thought Hasbro themselves were trolling him.
** The same day, we have a large number of "Helen Keller Deaf Mutes", the Ban all Bronies guy playing EarRape, and a Winter Wrap-Up splice with Ghost himself.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBoVn8eVR74 January 17th, 2012.]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ie0VxwSFN8 True]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygSxGXy-774 Optimist]] Radio.
** To celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Ghetto Capitalist rewrote the "I Have a Dream" speech to support his EBT/Welfare/Child Support spending lifestyle. Do you even need to guess how Ghost reacted?
** And then Celtic took a scene from [[WebVideo/EpicMealTime Epic Pie Time]] and remixed it ''further''. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBoVn8eVR74&t=6m5s Let's spin Ghost!]]
** Ghost repeatedly calling Martin Luther King "Martin Luther the King" never gets old.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E4Bo5dq-F0 The Twitter and Chatroom names that day]] were full of rage from Ghost.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxopDpI0qbU January 18th, 2012]] was a rage-filled day.
** [=CelticBrony=] presents The Ghost Files.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxopDpI0qbU&t=2m51s Rarity calls in]] to tell Ghost his excrement fetish is disgusting and to stay away from Sweetie Belle
*** And later, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxopDpI0qbU&t=13m03s Applejack calls in]] asking if she can buck his grandmother. Ghost then threatens to turn Applejack into Horse Meat and feed her to the homeless.
** "Let me tell ya something, if you're a true conservative, if you're a real conservative, if you're a real American patriot, vote for SOOOO-PAAAAAAAAAAA!"
** When Amy Daly told Ghost about a new bill that requires porn stars to wear a condom, he throws up cans over it.
** NAGS[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxopDpI0qbU&t=7m44s (Not Another Granny Splice)]]
** [[Anime/CowboyBebop Cowboy Hambone]]
** [[Music/{{Eminem}} Hi! My name is Ghost! My name is Ghost! My name is *wiki-wiki* HAAAAMBONE!]]
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vccXmDcpr5w January 20th Radio Graffiti]] has [[Characters/FriendshipIsMagicFluttershy Fluttershy]] offering to clean up the cans, [[Characters/FriendshipIsMagicPinkiePie Pinkie Pie]] offering Ghost Fanfic/{{cupcakes|SergeantSprinkles}} made out of Ghost's granny, a [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor Hambone remix]], [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987 Ghost Tales]] and several calls from what sounds like an all-male orgy. Ghost went ''ballistic''.
** Bonus points to the Doctor Hambone remix being made by Celtic Brony (but not actually played by him).
** There was also a remix of Eminem's "Without Me", furthering Ghost's rage.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER8TDO_vy-w Tubguy and a Tubguy impersonator run into each other during a cluster call.]] Ghost starts yelling "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts!" and Tub Guy responds "To stay fresh, you can hop in my tub." Ghosts kicks him off in anger.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdBZlB2qd84 January 23, 2012:]]
** [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Angry Racist]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxurtdJD2eg Jewish Hambone]]!
** [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Drowning music]] + Ghost wheezing.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQjiadwQYLU January 24, 2012:]]
** [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal "Trans-testicle Taco Tuesday"]]
** "Whenever I wanna get a drunken stupor goin' on, I gotta chug this pony piss"
** Celtic Brony's splice about Ghost's father. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQjiadwQYLU&t=15m45s He does not take it well.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoWQOuj68p0 January 25, 2012:]]
** People have called other radio shows using Ghost's voice, then replaying the results on Ghost's show. Today, [[ThoroughlyMistakenIdentity one of the radio hosts compared him to]] Alex Jones. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoWQOuj68p0&t=10m46s The resulting rage was amazing.]]
*** Even during the outro he was still tossing cans around
** Fluttershy: Oh, these trolls make me so mad I could just scream! *deep breath* Ahhhhhh.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5EsLvSzqGo Sick kids! Dying kids! Dead kids! Broken-arm kids! Lost kids! Crying kids!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xRshpiOC3g January 27, 2012:]] Radio Graffiti: After a slow first half, the second half turned out to be one of the funniest moments in the show:
** Suspicious Tumbleweed and Asho. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fnbNsrVlnE&feature=related Apparently Suspicious Tumbleweed was babysitting Asho]], then he spoke and Ghost eventually (but not immediately) des {{go mad from the revelation}} and applies cans.wav.
** Someone calls Creator/HowardStern, one of Ghost's enemies with clips of Ghost admitting he's racist. You can only guess the reaction.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovhkQ6GMXcg John Conquest trolls BTR stations.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTQfRqecV8o February 3rd, 2012]] after returning from a short break.
** The fake Asho calling in saying he hit puberty (oh we wish)
** The double dose of "SUCK MAH DICK", first from Twilight Sparkle and again from 347. [[Film/{{Clerks}} In a row.]]
** Ghetto Capitalist calls in having a "first of the month party"
-->[[TakeThat "We've got more pizzas up in here than Celtic Brony, baby!"]]
** Someone calls in questioning Ghost's method of handling his show, noting how what he does is not normal compared to other radio shows. Ghost completely flips his lid, accusing the caller of being a pedophile.
** Ghost's voice is used to troll the [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu FBI.]]
-->'''FBI:''' Good day, this is the FBI.\\
'''"Ghost:"''' Who is this?\\
'''FBI:''' ...this is the FBI.\\
'''"Ghost:"''' Ah Jesus Christ, Is this Nikolai?!\\
'''FBI:''' No Sir, this is the-\\
'''"Ghost:"''' You're a fruity-ass from where I'm standing!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTZN_RbXn7M February 8th, 2012]]
** Theme of the day was calling him [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Ghostler]]. Ending on a Rudolph parody.
** *fast breathing* Applejack: I came in Pinkie *MLP theme plays*
** Tub Guy calls in TWICE. First time offering to head to Applebees to double penetrate Asho's mom, second time he bought something from Oklahoma while calling him "Comrade Ghostler"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYBPfJpDBGs February 9th, 2012]]
** Someone prank called the CIA with Ghost calling himself John Conquest.
** 347 did a Music/BrunoMars parody that enraged Ghost so much he was angry for the rest of the show. Until...
** Tub Guy called in saying [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYBPfJpDBGs&t=13m52s World War III]] has come to his bunker and invites Ghost for a 3-way with Alex Jones. We didn't just get cans, we got '''''MEGA CANS'''''.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FbyCYrP0FU February 13th, 2012:]]
** Someone called in playing E-rotic's "Help Me Dr. Dick". Ghost wonders where they find this stuff.
** Austin Vibrator called in with his usual sound effect, and sped it up several times.
** The brief return of the Internet Buttstalker.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GP42HlPXvk February 16th 2012:]] Ghost was sick that day, making the rage much funnier.
** "[[WebAnimation/PonyDotMov Ghost, what are you doing? You can't drink all these fucking beer cans!]]" "HOW 'BOUT HAVIN' SOME O' THIS YOU STUPID SKANK!"
** Herbert returns!
** Tub Guy wants to smoke crack and have a 3-way with Ghost and Bobby Brown. Oh ''my''.
** "Congratulations Ghost, you're the new Rarity" *clips of Ghost whining*
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0YVNgGlhX4 February 21st, 2012:]] An unusual Taco Tuesday with some strange events:
** Angry Racist Jewish Hambone returns.
** ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}'' questions being used and Ghost goes on to rage.
** A clip of Rina-chan as [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Asho Ketchum]] was played during Radio Graffiti about catching all the Alabama Black Snake.
*** His favorite Pokemon type is Ghost.
** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic The Great and Powerful Trixie]] calls in. Ghost reacts accordingly.
** Ghetto Capitalist does it again, this time in Radio Graffiti about his video about unseating Lamar Smith and requesting Ghost to follow him on Website/{{Twitter}}. To say Ghost was angry would be an understatement; to double the hilarity, his mic died again.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm9KypqKhz8 February 22nd, 2012:]]
** A ''lot'' of pony calls happened that day. Pinkie in particular.
** "Shut up, alright, [[BlatantLies I don't have cans, alright]], [[DistinctionWithoutADifference this is just crap on my desk]]-*crapondesk.wav*
** The chatroom shoutouts in general, since Ghost had been informed that his microphone was malfunctioning, and had to hurry with them before it broke down completely, so he couldn't double check the names he said.
** Ghost singing along to a trumpet playing caller by making his best goat impersonation is just too ridiculous to pass up.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTlXCtHViFg February]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSRKdkzV4yU 28th,]] 2012:
** [[WesternAnimation/DerFuehrersFace "We HEIL! HEIL! Right in der Ghostler's face!"]]
** John Conquest [[CrossesTheLineTwice declaring himself king of ten year old boy ass]] on another station, and the hosts commenting on how he sounds like a pedophile.
** "Johnnie Walker, Second Harvest, oh yeah..."
** Asho declares he's a Brony, causing Ghost to break down.
-->"HE'S GOING TO HAVE A BEAN N' CHEESE CUTIE MARK!" *cans*
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNwdFqce_Rc March 2nd, 2012:]]
** Ghost wanted to leave early, but a collection of splices during an early Radio Graffiti took the spotlight. One of them was a splice of Ghost beating the Engineer.
** [=KneeSlappington=] played a splice of Ghost taking a crap. Ghost acted as expected.
-->"Uh oh, poo poo!"
** Another RunningGag of Ghost being a brony featured a splice of him admitting he's a brony. In an extremely rare occurrence, he ''did'' throw cans around.
** "[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]]" strikes again with singing a song and Ghost manages to RageQuit.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kXZPxpu7dE March 20th, 2012:]]
** A splice was played of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DedJZ53vIck Ghost calling Hasbro Security]] with various ''My Little Pony''-related splicings.
** Ghost ''[[Wrestling/{{WWE}} the Hitman]] [[Wrestling/BretHart Hart]].'' A remix of Bret Hart's theme and Ghost failed to identify the wrestler's theme, calling it "isn't that some wrestling intro to some muscle-bound idiot that comes out in panties?" then unleashed cans.
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Herbert]] returns to provide some more hilarity.
** Suspicious Tumbleweed revealed that she was [[spoiler: a brony]]. Ghost was not happy at all and said "get this fucking mic out of my face!" followed by cans.wav.
*** FridgeLogic: Why did he rage over a woman being a fan of the show? I can understand men but Tumbleweed is part of the target demographic. Are adult women not allowed to be fans either?
*** After unleashing his trillions of beer cans, Ghost even admitted that that was practically CherryTapping and that he refused to end the show there.
** A [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Ghostler]]-inspired remix of Der Führer's Face was played, the same from February 28th's episode. Ghost's reaction was the same, throwing cans in anger.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DpGl-oZqDU March 27, 2012]]
** I've eaten Stillbirth Soup. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
** One neat splice call:
-->'''Ghost's Grandma:''' I hate to beat my grandson here but...\\
'''*Smack*'''\\
'''Ghost:''' AHHHHHHHH!
** Another one involving the Engineer
-->'''Ghost:''' Just sit there and do your job!\\
'''Engineer:''' Mreahmameyefuckyou!\\
'''*Smack*'''\\
'''Ghost:''' Ahhh! Aaack!\\
'''Engineer:''' Yaaaay! Yeaaahhh!
** [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Hank Hill]] calls in and reveals he's a brony.
*** With a minor mistake as he said his middle name was "Jebidiah" when it's really "Rutherford".
** Someone calls in and plays the first Pony Thread Simulator over Skype. Ghost muses that it sounds like "Creator/StephenHawking playing Mario 2".
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_zQwJo92lQ Meru meru meru meru meru meru me]]!~ [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25D3HbUZShk Meru meru meru meru meru meru me]]!~ [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DpGl-oZqDU&t=7m58s Meru meru meru meru meru meru ME]]!~
** And the call that takes the cake
-->'''Ghost''': GOING TOO FAR MY ASS! YOU AIN'T SEEN ME GO FAR ENOUGH!\\
* Sound of Ghost moaning, baby crying and water running in the background
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UdfGUYkJvg April 17th, 2012.]] Ghost returns again! This time on tax day.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq6bSyx80vA A new rage record!]] Due to BTR technical difficulties, the first 15 minutes of the show was dead air. When he finally got on, he was so mad he already started throwing cans.
** Ghost gets a call that sounds like Tub Guy but ends up being the "SUCK MY DICK" guy.
** Ghetto Capitalist calls in and gives special thanks to all the capitalists for paying taxes and feeding him. Ghost raaaaaages.
** A "trans-testicle" calling herself "Missy" sings [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYS4h8ku-5E a song about anal sex]] for Ghost. He pukes up cans.
* The entire [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y30cSHK02w 4/20 show]] of 2012. There were so many of them that it'd take forever.
** A remix of Ghost singing: "EBT...EBT...I just swipe my EBT..." Ghost responds with "No, let's not... stop, man."
** 347 calls in for 420 with the predictable results from Ghost.
** People playing sirens and the theme song to Series/{{Cops}} to scare Ghost.
*** That and a (presumably) fake call from the Austin PD being informed of the use of narcotics
** "Happy birthday to you, Adolf Ghostler!"
** The epic rap battle between Debi Daly and Ghost.
** Then there's the 4/20 from 2011, Ghost tokes up, chokes a little and then ''[[OhCrap sets off the office's smoke detector]]''.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFyA03HhHfs April 26th, 2012]]
** Ghost had a VillainousBreakdown when told Gabe Newell was a brony.
** [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Gamzee]] calls.
** At 13:59, Fat Marshall calls in with a splice of Ghost "clopping" to Franchise/MyLittlePony.
** Two calls in a row, we got clips from Alex Jones
** And then Coodoo ends the day with a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFyA03HhHfs&t=21m6s Maniac remix]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgBtZ89soRo April]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdBepAwZc_E 30th,]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2PUnX8c9Fw 2012:]]
** People calling in with advertisements that Ghost eventually raged over.
** Someone played a clip of Creator/TaraStrong singing [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilightlicious]] in her Twilight Sparkle voice. The reaction was as expected.
*** Before that, Ghost went on a tirade over the video of Creator/TaraStrong saying "I'm a Melting Pot of Friendship" in her Twilight Sparkle voice.
** Back-to-back cans: Ghost "calling" PETA and [=TexassTroll=] providing Ghost with a [=StevieB=] remix to finish off an already-furious Ghost.
** Ghost showcases bottles.wav
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qabK5LKUls0&feature=g-u-u Goddamnit I want my shrimp back!]] [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment *cans.wav*]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSB7RSMpU2U May 3rd, 2012:]]
** A [[Music/BoneThugsNHarmony First of da Month]] remix of Ghost (incorrectly called a splice by the host) played with the predictable results.
** A caller says his EBT card has Ghost's avatar on it. Can you even imagine Ghost's reaction?
** [[Franchise/TheMuppets Kermit the Frog]] calls in and wonders if it's still considered clopping if the Ponies are drawn as humans.
** Tub Guy calls in and puts [=KaraszKun=] in his place.
** [=Coodoo17=] ends the show with a remix: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxV3SzO2O6s Believe it or not, Ghost's Walking on Air]] complete with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSB7RSMpU2U&t=26m7s Ghost throwing cans around.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rme-rLoFcKM May 4, 2012:]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWXYhKTN1Cg Ghost's reaction to someone calling in]] with the [[Music/JonLajoie "3 Penis Wine"]] ad.
** A Website/{{Twitter}} user got a shoutout with the name "Sellout in Austin." Ghost was unamused.
** More advertising pranks on this episode. Jimmy Kudos even had an advertisement for ''Ghost's show''.
** Tub Guy convinced Hasbro to make a character based off Ghost.
** Fat Marshall's splice about Ghost endorsing sperm shakes.
-->I am the badass of sperm shakes *blender sound* Mmmm hmmm! Awwwwwwwwwww yeah. *slurping*
** This little ditty:
-->Ghost and Alex Jones sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
-->First comes fearmongering
-->Then comes gay marriage
-->Then comes my fruity-ass fruitbowl gay son!
** A caller offering Ghost [[WesternAnimation/TheCritic Rosebud's Frozen Green Peas]]. [[MemeticMutation Full of country goodness and green pea-ness]].
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iz5g0wd34E Ghost's Chicken dance]].
-->WHO THE HELL IS COODOO?\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries I'm your worst nightmare.]]'''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4mu1sENpoU May 9, 2012:]]
** [[Film/TheProducers "It's Springtime for Ghostler and True Capitalist Radio!"]]
** The Second Harvest troll calls in and reports he discovered "Johnnie Walker Third Harvest".
** Tub Guy offers Ghost to double penetrate [=KaraszKun=] while eating out the Queen of England.
** A splice of Ghost applauding and cheering Barack Obama winning the election was played.
** 347 calls in from a Trayvon Martin march.
** "It's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4mu1sENpoU&t=18m32s ''Lots and Lots of Asian Tiger Shrimp''!]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPgjHi8Kqh0 May 11, 2012:]]
** A "trailer" for a film about Ghost and [[spoiler:Tub Guy]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL58_WhkRYg fighting tiger shrimp underwater]] gets played on Radio Graffiti.
** [[HoYay Engineer! You're in hot water with me!]] [[CatchPhrase Oh,]] ''[[CatchPhrase my!]]''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iqUPELbmOs May 15, 2012]] was a beautiful day:
** Ghetto Capitalist supposedly calls in from a Pentecostal church, with a choir in the background, then causes Ghost to rage when he claims to swipe a fifty-dollar bill from the collection plate.
** Texas Troll calls in with a Run DMC parody about Ghost.
-->Ghost is a Jewish hambone
-->Butt plug up the asshole having racist
-->Racist, racist, racist, racist!
-->His wife's a dirty dishrag whore
-->And his son likes Franchise/MyLittlePony,
-->Pony, pony, pony, pony!
*** Ghost is perfectly fine about the insults about him and his family (he actually says "you can talk about me all you want"), but ends the call when the caller begins [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking promoting Lamar Smith]].
** Jimmy Kudos made a commercial for the Ghost action figure.
** A caller with a strong accent "hears an ethnic twang" in Ghost's voice, and offers to play "Guess the Minority".
** Tub Guy's last appearance involves signing a deal with Lion's Den Adult Supershow to advertise on Ghost's show. Ghost flings beer cans as usual over him.
** Wena played an ad for "[=KaraszKun=] Burgers" that made Ghost rage so hard his voice went demonic.
** Coodoo delivered the killing blow (until 2016) with a Music/BackstreetBoys remix, including a clip of Ghost TemptingFate by asking "What's next? The Buttstreet Boys?" "[[WesternAnimation/StreetFighter YES!]]"
--->"I'm a JEW!\\
I am a goddamn bro-ny!\\
I'm a JEW!\\
Flutter-shy is best po-ny!"
*** Best part is Ghost showing a surprising bit of GenreSavvy and knowing that Coodoo's call was going to piss him off.
* [=Coodoo17=] never fails to bring the lulz, as showcased by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc1Se7gKqJs this compilation.]]
* Tub Guy's page on the [[http://truecapitalist.wikia.com/wiki/Tub_Guy TCR Wiki]] reveals some calls he planned but never came to be. Including a trailer for a sex tape between Ghost and transsexual porn star Amy Daly, a meeting between Tub Guy and [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Herbert]] and a new money-making idea with Ghetto Capitalist and Tub Guy involving flesh lights and MLP stickers.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/user/bmar896 This YouTube user]] who specializes in VideoGame/GarrysMod videos (a few of which include references to and are even themed around True Capitalist Radio) recreated several calls from the show [[note]]with Ghost, Engineer, and the callers being represented usually as VideoGame/TeamFortress2 characters[[/note]] Gmod style in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTqtqwnFtjg two]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiwl1V0DNkA videos]]. To those looking for a good laugh, they're not something to be passed over.

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[[folder:Second Run (2016–2017)]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-PxBk2mNcY March 25, 2016]]
** Tub Guy calls in asking for Ghost's opinion on picking up Ted Cruz by dressing in drag.
** "Y'know, lemme tell ya a story about corn..."
** "Johnnie Walker [[SerialEscalation 567th Harvest]], oh yeah..."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCepK9DG2YY&nohtml5=False April 6, 2016]]
** Ghost takes a piss on his electric fence.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=964U_WAMR2o April 22, 2016]]
** Ghost goes kinky in proving he can take more than one man at a time.
** He also loots several liquor stores on 6th Street.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x41QGRQKzt8 May 2nd, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x41QGRQKzt8&t=30s Germit The Gay Frog]] [[Music/PassengerOfShit staples tapeworms on his penis, so the flesh worms drink brain juice from the fetus.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x41QGRQKzt8&t=52s The "True Cripple Radio" splice, which caused Ghost to Cans.wav.]]
-->'''Ghost''': I'M NOT A GODDAMN CRIPPLE! Jesus Christ, man. I'M NOT A DAMN CRIPPLE AND THAT WAS- THAT WAS RIDICULOUS! THAT WAS SCREWED UP, MAN! True Handicapped Radio you sons of bitches!
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x41QGRQKzt8&t=2m42s The parody of "Baker Street" by Gerry Rafferty, featuring the "My Dick Band".]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_aGVNrwGkI May 6th, 2016]]
** [[Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina Little Texan in Big Flood]].
** People make ''mid-broadcast'' splices of random things Ghost said a few minutes ago set to [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson Flight of the Valkyries]], prompting him to yell "I ''just'' said that!" in frustration. Of course, an "I just said that!" splice followed soon after.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMSRvzjdqHY May 7th, 2016, Mother's Day Special]]
** The aforementioned mid-broadcast splicers calling up to the point that Ghost goes so far as to call them internet buttstalkers in rage... [[TemptingFate And then the actual Internet Buttstalker calls up]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMSRvzjdqHY&t=5m42s causing Ghost to completely lose it.]]
*** "THAT'S THE INTERNET BUTTSTALKER! THAT'S THE INTERNET BUTTSTALKER!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOPu5aBQnVo May 13th, 2016]]
** The mid-show splices come to a head when [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOPu5aBQnVo&t=17m4s Boat073 makes a mid-show splice]] of something Ghost said ''literally 20 seconds ago''. Baller Friday the 13th was completely ruined. Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UGm-U0Z4Ek May 20th, 2016]]
** Ghost's wheelchair breaks down on a train track, and he gets run over by the Trump Train.
** ''Mr.'' ''[[FanNickname Ghostler]]'''', give us the news!''\\
''[[CrossesTheLineTwice Why did you murder those six million Jews?]]''\\
''We know you really like My Little Pony''\\
''And that you've got a crush on Alex Jonesy!''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFyonE1MadY May 25th, 2016]]
** Tub Guy does it again:
*** *Horse Neigh* "Ghost, now that your wife is here, let's remake 'Two Guys, One Horse", [[CatchPhrase Oh my]]!" What makes this better is that it's a call back to Tub Guy being in the tub with a horse.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkzgYcRIquY May 26th, 2016]]
** Ghost's voice is altered to sound like a Satan worshiper, and also a [[WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs smurf]]!
** Tub Guy makes Ghost rage [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkzgYcRIquY&t=9m49s just by admitting he voted for Obama back in 2008.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uig2bbHgJ5c&index=53& May 30th, 2016]]
** After several jokes about Vietnam and Ghost being a cripple, it reaches its peak with the twitter name [[https://youtu.be/Uig2bbHgJ5c?t=256 Left Legs in Rice Paddy]], sending Ghost into a massive rage and forcing him to go on break for several minutes. Even upon returning, he's still pissed off.
** [[https://youtu.be/Uig2bbHgJ5c?t=1343 True Muslim Radio already ticks Ghost off enough, but when the Engineer fails to end the call and it's still playing in the background while Ghost is raging, it makes it all the more hilarious.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Uig2bbHgJ5c?t=1515 Ghost's Vietnam-related pain doesn't end so easy, with 2 back to back Vietnam splices.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Uig2bbHgJ5c?t=1680 "I am going to kill myself here"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuFM1oKTV4s May 31st, 2016.]] Ghost's Vietnam flashbacks continue.
** [[https://youtu.be/GuFM1oKTV4s?t=209 Ghost is a trysexual]]
** [[https://youtu.be/GuFM1oKTV4s?t=436 A cartoon insta-splice of Ghost causes him to start screaming randomly.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/GuFM1oKTV4s?t=1036 Fried Rice with Napalm]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4e72SfCzuI June 1st, 2016]]
** [[https://youtu.be/o4e72SfCzuI?t=186 "Oh yeah. I want big horse penis in my ass."]]
** [[https://youtu.be/o4e72SfCzuI?t=382 A sick twisted splice by A Real Black Guy causes Ghost to puke cans.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/o4e72SfCzuI?t=465 "My legs, I can't feel my legs! I'm gonna die soon. *cough.wav*"]]
** [[https://youtu.be/o4e72SfCzuI?t=795 Just war-related sounds causes a Vietnam flashback for Ghost.]]
*** "WHEN YOU'RE OUT THERE, UP TO YOUR GODDAMN KNEES IN RICE PADDIES, WITH - GODDAMN CHARLIE, COMING UP FROM ABOVE *cans.wav*"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u1cUiI2Fxw June 2nd, 2016]]
** [[https://youtu.be/3u1cUiI2Fxw?t=14 The very first call splices Ghost's incoherent screaming with pooping sounds.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/3u1cUiI2Fxw?t=104 Viet-fucking-nam.]] [[https://youtu.be/3u1cUiI2Fxw?t=328 Need I say more?]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMxo5rAv62A June 3rd, 2016]]
** Callers begin backmasking Ghost, inducing paranoid anger from him.
*** One said backmask got spliced with hentai noises, making Ghost almost sound Japanese compared to the character in question.
** Remixes of [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure Stand Proud]] and Limp Bizkit's Rollin' are played.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7EFb63YgRk June 6th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i_ILAAHhRo Ghost learns about Masked Pony's diaper fetish]]. One of the greatest meltdowns in TCR history follows.
** The Twitter Shoutouts were on point: The Hambone of Hanoi, Pampers For Masked Pony, Alex Jones Ripoff, those are some of the standouts.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f7oJEVG6fA June 7th, 2016]]. Ghost didn't quite recover from yesterday's... incident, and the results are incendiary, with Ghost letting off a ClusterFBomb for a lot of the show, which is very uncharacteristic of him.
** [[https://youtu.be/7f7oJEVG6fA?t=246 Ghost is Pampered is what sets off his temper for the remainder of the episode.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/7f7oJEVG6fA?t=715 After Ghost gives a monotone or non-reaction to splices, a call of his voice ringing up the police is enough to snap him out of it and start raging again.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/7f7oJEVG6fA?t=802 Ghost decides to entertain himself by calling up stores pretending to be a tranny. The responses he receives only pisses him off more.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/7f7oJEVG6fA?t=1051 Ghetto Capitalist, after 3 months of not calling, makes his triumphant return on one of Ghost's worst days. Ghost even comments on the timing.]]
*** "'''''I MEAN, TODAY? OF ALL DAYS THAT YOU HAD TO COME BY, AND GRACE YOUR GHETTO-FIED PRESENCE, YOU CHOSE TODAY?!'''''"
** [[https://youtu.be/7f7oJEVG6fA?t=1181 After being trolled from an area-code he believes is MaskedPony,]] Ghost attempts to call it back to no avail, but decides to save the number for future use. [[https://youtu.be/7f7oJEVG6fA?t=1265 Mere moments later, he has a meltdown over him again.]]
* [[https://youtu.be/16J6uMyBoYc?t=653 June 9th, 2016]] was mostly boring due to the Skype system not working, with only 1 funny call from Tub Guy, wanting Karaszkun to combine the power of their aspergers.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o-WzqpsKxI June 10th, 2016]] wasn't too interesting, however...
** A particularly beautiful splice of Ghost [[HoYay ''interacting'']] with Alex Jones is played [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o-WzqpsKxI&t=2m32s and Ghost reacts accordingly.]] [[https://youtu.be/1o-WzqpsKxI?t=280 Ghost gets so frustrated about it in a soliloquy]] that his speech devolves into {{Angrish}}.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TkbnCDUfaw June 12th, 2016 (Twitter Shoutouts)]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TkbnCDUfaw&feature=youtu.be&t=2m54s Injured Orlando Palls]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TkbnCDUfaw&feature=youtu.be&t=3m12s Free Shots At Polls]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TkbnCDUfaw&feature=youtu.be&t=11m11s Face Mecca Now and HIV]] [[{{Squick}} Blood Bath]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa32ZlmLl6w June 13th, 2016]]
** Twitter shoutouts were filled with sick, twisted names to do with the Orlando massacre, including [[https://youtu.be/pa32ZlmLl6w?t=114 Zero Pulses for Florida]], [[https://youtu.be/pa32ZlmLl6w?t=148 Shots are on me in Orlando]], [[https://youtu.be/pa32ZlmLl6w?t=208 The Commando in Orlando]] and [[https://youtu.be/pa32ZlmLl6w?t=322 Orlando Hole Puncher]].
** [[https://youtu.be/pa32ZlmLl6w?t=483 It will be legal in Orlando to shoot a bunch of fruitbowls.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMgmaP9hbn4 June 14th, 2016]]
** The sick twisted names to do with Orlando continue, with [[https://youtu.be/qMgmaP9hbn4?t=89 A Muslim walks into a bar]], [[https://youtu.be/qMgmaP9hbn4?t=357 Blood on the Dance Floor]] and [[https://youtu.be/qMgmaP9hbn4?t=419 ARs for Gay Bars.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMogFcNeK04 June 17th, 2016]]
** The fifth anniversary of the original 4chan raid brings back "Fuck You Texas"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJ_5pMh5ho June 21st, 2016]]
** [[https://youtu.be/EnJ_5pMh5ho?t=723 Someone calls up an asian with Mr Fortune Cookie's voice and later Ghost's voice. The entire call is hilarious.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJ_5pMh5ho&feature=youtu.be&t=1482 Trans Capitalist Radio]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqTzasuukFY June 22nd, 2016]]
** During the middle of a freakout, a troll [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqTzasuukFY&t=28m2s links an article that cancer is linked to a high-fat diet + increased anger.]] Setting him off even further.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqTzasuukFY&feature=youtu.be&t=32m7s The Trans Alamo]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIYMkKoePZ8 June 23rd, 2016]]
** Tub Guy presents the ultimate intro remix. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIYMkKoePZ8&t=8m10s True Bathhouse Radio]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKpgQlHvJ-E June 24th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKpgQlHvJ-E&t=26m54s G revealing himself to be a fan of]] VideoGame/{{Undertale}} ruins Ghost's Brexit Baller Friday, complete with an epic BigNo on his part. It's Suspicious Tumbleweed revealing herself as a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Brony]] all over again.
** Tub Guy: "Ghost, to celebrate Brexit meet me in the Capitalist Ice Cream truck with [[TheScrappy Teutonic]], and we can lick each other's popsicles, [[CatchPhrase oh my!]]" It ended Radio Graffiti!
** One troll called in to appeal to Ghost's crazy NASA conspiracies, playing on the popular "Creator/StanleyKubrick filmed the moon landing" theory and telling him that Kubrick was such a perfectionist, that they actually went to the moon to film it. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3qRaRASDQ4 Causing Ghost to launch into one of his most insane rants ever]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_ltrqFagG8 June 28th, 2016]]
** True VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Radio. Complete with Ghost Remix of Flowey's Theme.
** A caller compliments Ghost's show, but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_ltrqFagG8&t=9m25s makes one correction;]] the show is called True ''[[BerserkButton Engineer]]'' Radio, not True Capitalist Radio.
-->"Shut up, shut up, shut up, ''shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up'', [=*cans.wav*=] SHUT UUUUP! SHUT UP! ''SHUT UUUUP''! SHUT YOUR STUPID FACES ALREADY, MAN!"
** [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Go Go Adolf Ghostler!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z5yyxYq92Q June 29th, 2016: The 300th Episode!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/8Z5yyxYq92Q?t=317 Boat73 causes rage after his Sparta remix of something Ghost said a minute earlier.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z5yyxYq92Q&t=8m28s Coodoo and Tub Guy team up for a]] [[Music/{{Aqua}} Barbie Girl]] remix. And it's beautiful.
** [[https://youtu.be/8Z5yyxYq92Q?t=666 True Fatass Radio.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/8Z5yyxYq92Q?t=789 True DramaAlert Radio.]]
** After being besmirched the entire 300th episode by trolls, what finally ends it is [[https://youtu.be/8Z5yyxYq92Q?t=895 True Whiner Radio]], sending Ghost into a violent, several minute long rage, [[https://youtu.be/8Z5yyxYq92Q?t=1657 practically screaming at the top of his lungs "GODDAMN ALL OF YOU!"]] He raged so hard, he skipped his first show since he came back the following day because he had to go to the hospital.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdPjSURtICs July 8th, 2016]]
** An attendant of Bronycon calls in and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdPjSURtICs&t-9m19s reveals they're broadcasting the live show to hundreds of bronies.]] Ghost completely loses it.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSrjL2Df9sk July 9th, 2016]]
** Ghost[[FrankensteinsMonster enstein]]. Made even funnier when Ghost's complaint [[{{Irony}} is that the splice makes him sound psychotic]], which [[BlatantLies he clearly isn't]].
** The return of the Christmas carol trolling, causing Ghost to throw a massive hissyfit because he still doesn't like Christmas.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM0SFQo1Jo4 After a couple days off, Ghost returned on July 20th in a glorious way]]
** After too many troll-ish Twitter Shoutouts, Ghost begins to believe that the trolls were raised by "dirty dishrag whore single mothers" and were never disciplined (even believing their mothers buy them hentai) and so he symbolizes disciplining the trolls by taking off his belt and "spanking them in the woodshed".
** This ends up backfiring as all the trolls demand that Ghost spank them harder and they love it.
** "True S&M Radio"
** Trolls begin spamming the cycling music from ''VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue'', and it's enough to cause Ghost to rage.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6SW0YlMMUw July 22nd, 2016]]
** Ghost get flooded with calls playing even more Pokemon music which he hilariously misinterprets as organ grinder monkey music from a circus side show.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0aK08Te3OA July 24th, 2016]]. Ghost's 500th broadcast, True Conservative and True Capitalist combined! And it is one painful episode for Ghost to endure.
** [[https://youtu.be/C0aK08Te3OA?t=322 500 Soros Shillsodes]]
** [[https://youtu.be/C0aK08Te3OA?t=705 500 AM KKK Radio]]
** [[https://youtu.be/C0aK08Te3OA?t=1024 Ghost's fart sniff]]
** [[https://youtu.be/C0aK08Te3OA?t=1196 Ghost raps Fuck Donald Trump.]] Ghost's reaction is explosive, with several cans.wav's.
** [[https://youtu.be/C0aK08Te3OA?t=1520 "And I hate to be a fatherly influence to my wife here, but..."]]
** [[https://youtu.be/C0aK08Te3OA?t=1700 "It will be legal in Texas to molest 10 year old boy ass."]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nyyp3Fu8zrI And then we have the award show for the 500th episode!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Nyyp3Fu8zrI?t=164 Ghost drops his Silver Skull award.]] It's fine, however once [[https://youtu.be/Nyyp3Fu8zrI?t=216 he realizes it's all scratched up, he rages hard.]] And [[InsaneTrollLogic blames the trolls for him dropping it.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOPz_k-v3Sg July 27, 2016]]
** The intro remixes continue, with True Narcissist Radio!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVUx0SmEi6A August 1st, 2016]]
** Ghost responds to a caller asking where to find Pokemon on 6th Street by once again removing his belt and taking the trolls to the woodshed, only to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVUx0SmEi6A&t=17m28s realize that Twitter trolls were liking the spanking treatment.]] HilarityEnsues.
** Adding insult to injury, Ghost realizes after the ensuing rant that he [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVUx0SmEi6A&t=22m54s managed to bust his $250 belt in the process]], [[HereWeGoAgain sending him into another rage spiral.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Dv4PeA38k& August 2, 2016]]
** [[https://youtu.be/64Dv4PeA38k?t=522 "Folks, all you've got to do is fart in my face. Do it Engineer!"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCgYqBe80bg August 3rd, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCgYqBe80bg&t=8m24s Benito Ghostini calls in with Vietcong Ghost.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCgYqBe80bg&t=14m42s Boat073 snags the record for the longest cans.wav with his splice.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU7KOgTQLRQ August 4th, 2016]]
** Tub Guy [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU7KOgTQLRQ&t=9m44s calls in to inform Ghost]] that he has converted to Islam and is now going to make Ghost [[HoYay his wife.]]
*** "WE GOT A FREAKING WILD JAHOOTIE TUB GUY! A WILD JAHOOTIE *cans.wav*" Complete with BigOMG
** An anonymous troll combines Ghost's Uncle Bernie bit and his constant use of the belt in the last couple of episodes to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU7KOgTQLRQ&t=12m59s create something truly magical.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTJiv368ZXU August 8th, 2016]]
** The Twitter shout-outs make Ghost [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTJiv368ZXU&t=33m12s say the N-word.]] [[note]]Specifically, he falls for the Twitter name Super Knee-Gah Bros.[[/note]] His DelayedReaction lasts for ''3 seconds'' and includes further cans when Twitter trolls [[HilarityEnsues get in on the action.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTJiv368ZXU&t=12m12s Boat073 presents a beautiful remix of]] [[Music/{{Queen}} Bohemian Rhapsody]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LZRca-PPFM August 12th, 2016]]
** Nearly the entire episode qualifies. Ghost starts off in a terrible mood due to the fact that [[UnreliableNarrator he and his wife were accosted by Homeland Security agents at a restaurant,]] whereas one of the agents proceeded to [[FelonyMisdemeanor double-dip a chip in Ghost's salsa.]] The ensuing {{troll}}s broke the record for the most cans.wavs in a single broadcast.
** [[https://youtu.be/4LZRca-PPFM?t=98 Ghost explains what he did in his 4 year absence.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/4LZRca-PPFM?t=550 Benito Ghostini delivers a Monster Mash remix of Ghost's double dipping situation.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/4LZRca-PPFM?t=928 Ghost commits suicide.]]
*** "And nothing of value was lost!"
** [[https://youtu.be/4LZRca-PPFM?t=1156 Tub Guy wants Ghost to meet him outside the Department of Homeland Security's office]] so they can [[HoYay Double dip each other's throats.]] [[CatchPhrase Oh my.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/4LZRca-PPFM?t=1678 After being besmirched by trolls all show, Ghost suffers one final meltdown,]] [[NoIndoorVoice screaming his face off]] about wanting to see the Homeland Security agent's face who double dipped his chip. It gets so bad toward the end, [[https://youtu.be/4LZRca-PPFM?t=1991 his voice starts getting extremely deep]] just like if he turns into Series/{{The Incredible Hulk|1977}} and he says his back is changing shape and his rage is "unearthing the demon".
*** '''''"I WANNA SEE HIS FACE!!!! [[LargeHam BLLLAAAARRRARRRGGHHHH]]!!!"'''''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1w-xCSDr-o August 15th, 2016]] Start to finish.
** Multiple Death Metal Ghost remixes using the last episode. "I'M UNLEASHING THE DEMON!"
** The subtle Baneposting call.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1w-xCSDr-o&t=15m26s Ghost tries to scale Trump Tower with suction cups, but gets into a battle with Spider-Man.]]
** His reaction to the "2 Chips 1 Cuck" tweet is screaming "I'LL CUCK [[YourMom YOUR MOM]]!" So he wants to have sex with our dads? Oooh my.
** Tub Guy shows his support for multiculturalism in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1w-xCSDr-o&t=13m18s his own special way.]] Ghost's response includes both a scream of pure rage and a PrecisionFStrike
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O70ZOrktSjc August 18th, 2016]]
** The main attraction of the day is when Templeton ''bites Ghost's hand''.
*** This leads to Ghost disinfecting the bite on-air by pouring scotch over it a few times, screeching in pain while cursing out Templeton, which is both wince-inducing and hilarious at the same time.
*** The Twitter Shout-Outs didn't let this pass without comment, of course; "I turn hands into food", "Soft feminine hands", "Good job Templeton", "Hands left in Templeton", "Templeton 1, Ghost 0", "Templeton's betrayal", "Woodshed for Templeton", and "Ghost's Finger Food", the last of which provoked an infuriated "I've got yer [[FlippingTheBird goddamn finger right here]], boy!" response.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O70ZOrktSjc&t=14m19s Someone remixes Prodigy's Smack my Bitch Up with Nickelback's Photograph]]. Ghost's StunnedSilence and TranquilFury reaction makes it even funnier.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P12Mk2c4Ko August 19th, 2016]]
** Ghost sings Music/RickAstley 's Never Gonna Give You Up. [=Boat073=] turns it into a speed remix, leading to another ruined Baller Friday.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmk5tqn1L_Q August 26th, 2016]]
** We get a mashup of the WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic theme and Stevie Ray Vaughan's Pride & Joy, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmk5tqn1L_Q&t=8m14s leading to a big meltdown from Ghost.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmk5tqn1L_Q&t=11m48s Xara_Hox calls in]] with what initially sounds like [[Music/{{Scorpions|Band}} Rock You Like a Hurricane]] before swiftly changing over to Music/{{Nickelback}}. Ghost reacts poorly to the betrayal of the "Penist".
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M82X-JwENM0&t=1h35m38s "So, scumbag. We got ya."]] We're gonna track your ass down and...guess what? We got ya. Thanks a lot for lettin' us know who you were. The ink was all over your IP Address, ya dead moose-meat. I'll send my boys to come see you..." [[NoSell Ghost's reaction]] is what sells it.
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Ghost:]]''' Alright, I'll be right here, okay? I'll be right here.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmk5tqn1L_Q&t=13m57s A splice of Ghost allowing the Engineer to have sex with his wife]] leads to him literally ''shrieking'' in rage for a few minutes before having an even bigger meltdown. It reaches peak humor when he starts screaming "FUCK YOU" without excusing his language.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t1FipapO8Y August 29th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t1FipapO8Y&t=3m15s Boat073 commits MUSIC BLASPHEMY!]]
** After seeing the [[Film/{{Ghostbusters2016}} Leslie Jones]] nudes, Tubguy suggests [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t1FipapO8Y&t=7m43s creating a parody of Ghostbusters called Assbusters.]] Cue instant puke.wav and cans.wav.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg-cGYBLxlU August 30th, 2016]]
** Courtesy of Topbadge and Tubguy, Ghost is presented with an episode of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg-cGYBLxlU&t=14m41s Storytime with Masked Pony.]] Rage ensues.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF_dIcEupqs August 31st, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF_dIcEupqs&t=8m16s True Overreaction Radio]] [[BatmanGambit successfully baits Ghost into an extreme reaction.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF_dIcEupqs&t=18m12s Donald Trump makes his opinions on Texas VERY clear.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF_dIcEupqs&t=23m13s A spectacular finishing move by Boat073.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TLUy0qKZVk September 7, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TLUy0qKZVk&t=6m38s Boat73 mixes Smash Mouth with Stevie Ray Vaughn. Hilarity ensues.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TLUy0qKZVk&t=7m58s Ghost would like to thank the god of this world...]]
*** Ghost's reaction makes it even funnier.
*** "'''''I WOULD NEVER, EVERRRR BOW DOWN TO THAT EVIL SON OF A BITCH!'''''"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hHTBhLfHhs September 8th, 2016]]
** Twitter names insulting the Texas Martyrs reach critical mass. Examples include Mexico: 1; Davy Cuckett: 0, Alamo A La Mode, San Jacinto = War Crime, Alamo Wallbuster, Bean and Cheese Alamo Owned, the obligatory [=TransCrockett=], and The Martyr the Farter.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1WhGwCn1vo September 9th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1WhGwCn1vo&t=6m36s Musical splices reach a new level of creativity.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1WhGwCn1vo&t=30m50s A particularly clever play on Ghost's Twitter name is presented.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76zQAIrwDJ0 September 12th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76zQAIrwDJ0&t=5m35s Ghost gets outed.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76zQAIrwDJ0&t=254 Capitalists did 9/11]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76zQAIrwDJ0&t=442 "It will be legal in New York City to fly into the World Trade Center"]]
** [[https://youtu.be/76zQAIrwDJ0?t=21m35s World Trans Center]]
** [[https://youtu.be/76zQAIrwDJ0?t=23m7s Beat Shitless Ghost]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRzPx3ctfDQ September 13th, 2016]]
** Ghost rage quit extra early after someone attempted to prank him into calling the FBI under the guise of a DNC leak.
** We did get Twitter shoutouts, the highlight being "The [[WebVideo/Boogie2988 Boogie]] of BTR".
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU4wHTgxZug September 15th, 2016]]
** Though technical issues prevented Radio Graffiti, trolls on Twitter still managed to make Ghost rage by sending pictures of, in turn, a body pillow of Ghost, a buttplug of Donald Trump, and a butter body pillow.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tpUHWVD9NE September 16th, 2016]]
** This day was ''glorious''. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7tx2x6jIgc The Engineer took over the show once again]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7tx2x6jIgc&t=1m14s and played the theme from "Boss"]], sending Ghost into yet another epic meltdown.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyA1aEjaLTE The body pillow pictures sent Ghost into further meltdowns.]]
** Amidst the carnage of the body pillow trolls, Ghost unveiled his new avatar (courtesy of Karaszkun). [[https://youtu.be/-jujmzAT0qM?t=3153 At first he was enraged when people immediately claimed they didn't like it. Then he was horrified when, within a minute of it being unveiled, it had been put on a body pillow.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyA1aEjaLTE&t=31m04s A body pillow of MaskedPony]] proves to be the final straw for Ghost. Genuine horror can be heard in his voice.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tpUHWVD9NE&t=8m23s Tubguy calls in]] with a special rendition of "Deep in the Heart of Texas."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR6Jr3oAT2Q September 19th, 2016]]
** Ghost X Obama starts off Radio Graffiti.
** More body pillow spam. Including [[https://youtu.be/CR6Jr3oAT2Q?t=13m32s nude Leslie Jones,]] [[https://youtu.be/CR6Jr3oAT2Q?t=16m29s Ghostler Youth,]] and [[https://youtu.be/CR6Jr3oAT2Q?t=16m56s Keemstar.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcsyGcf-GJE September 20th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcsyGcf-GJE&t=15m5s True He Just Freakin' Said That Radio]], complete with audio from just a few seconds ago. To add to the hilarity, as soon as it's done Ghost [[{{Irony}} screams "I JUST FREAKIN' SAID THAT!"]] as usual.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uho4sXJDm9Y September 22nd, 2016]]
** The standard intro remix gets [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uho4sXJDm9Y&t=8m49s tweaked in two different ways to create something glorious.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZckSvu-yj0 September 23rd, 2016]] Start to finish.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN3Kljt3W98 The opening shots]] of the True Capitalist Radio Civil War are fired, as Ghost and [[EnsembleDarkhorse The Engineer]] compete to sell more autographs, complete with Captain America-esque Civil War drawings on Twitter.
** An [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN3Kljt3W98&t=48m42s inebriated Ghost celebrates that he's in the lead]], only to then be shocked out of his euphoria by somebody doing something... ''[[{{Squick}} particularly]]'' vile to one of his autographs and showing him on Twitter.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S3pnreo-Kc September 26th, 2016]] The True Capitalist Radio Civil War rages on...
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S3pnreo-Kc&t=27s Radio Graffiti opens up with]] ''[[Film/BossNigger Boss]]'' ''[[Music/{{Nickelback}} Photograph.]]''
** [[https://youtu.be/2S3pnreo-Kc?t=1m27s Ghost and body pillows.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S3pnreo-Kc&t=2m40s Steve Irwin locates the fabled San Antonio Squawker performing its mating call.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S3pnreo-Kc&t=18m6s Benito Ghostini provides an utterly BRUTAL splice.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S3pnreo-Kc&t=20m4s Tubguy offers to mediate a peaceful settlement]] in his own [[HoYay special way.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0SsvEuvnB8 September 28th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0SsvEuvnB8&t=17m45s Ghost gets attacked by birds.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX1TjVC36yo September 29th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX1TjVC36yo&t=1m40s Someone autotunes a splice of Ghost fapping.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX1TjVC36yo&t=5m27s Ghost tries his hand at multi-track drifting.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJhrf2-bqkY September 30th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJhrf2-bqkY&t=8m52s Doctor Ghost's experiment to clone the Engineer]] succeeds [[GoneHorriblyRight all too well.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNWU72pI6bQ October 3rd, 2016]]
** Throughout the show, people keep tweeting Ghost images of grotesquely obese individuals and asking him if they're his son, grandmother, ect.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNWU72pI6bQ&t=4m12s The San Antonio Squawker returns, this time perched outside Ghost's own window.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNWU72pI6bQ&t=6m26s Several members of Ghost's Inner Circle endorse the Engineer, including Teutonic Plague, as well as a clip of Donald Trump saying he approves this message]]. Ghost has a can explosion and even cries on air (complete with denial).
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiJM9o_kCUI October 4th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiJM9o_kCUI&t=15m49s The Heavy makes it perfectly clear who he supports.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvTACT3H06s October 5th, 2016]]
** Several callers play racist Johnny Rebel songs. The songs themselves are terrible, but Ghost's reaction to each one is hilarious.
-->''YOU'RE GONNA GET ME TAKEN OFF THE AIR!''
** A group of bronies (including [[BrokenPedestal Masked Pony]]) call up and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvTACT3H06s&t=5m15s tell Ghost that even]] though [[EtTuBrute the Inner Circle has betrayed him]], [[YouAreNotAlone the bronies will always be there for him]][[HopeSpot ...]]This sends Ghost into a can frenzy as well as puke.wav.
-->''I'VE GOT INNER CIRCLE BETRAYAL AND FRICKIN' BRONIES CRAWLIN' UP THE BUTTCRACK!''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYF5_Sxl71M October 6th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYF5_Sxl71M&t=19m20s Karaszkun is revealed to be drawing NUDE ART]], causing yet another can explosion and colossal BigNo from Ghost, and continuing [[EtTuBrute a truly epic string of betrayals]] from members of the Inner Circle and other serious callers.
** Two Words: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYF5_Sxl71M&t=11m42s Tango Down.]]
-->''THAT'S NOT FUNNY, YOU ASSHOLE! THAT'S NOT *cans.wav* THAT'S NOT FUNNY! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO5G_BIjFMs October 7th, 2016]]
** First, Ghost gets plagued by switchboard problems, unable to take calls initially, and then threatens to [[MoralEventHorizon fire the Engineer]] over this. He then in the midst of his frustration cries out "[[TemptingFate Can this day get any worse?!]]" and then...
** After [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO5G_BIjFMs&t=5m45s receiving information that G was Toilet Guy]] and promptly raging, Ghost called in G, who [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO5G_BIjFMs&t=17m15s confirmed]] that he was one of the Tub Guy copycats (namely Toilet Guy), and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO5G_BIjFMs&t=22m27s likes Anime]] (something Ghost is extremely vindictive of). This is all after Ghost claimed to [[TurnTheOtherCheek give him a free pass]] over his liking of VideoGame/{{Undertale}}, and the truly epic string of betrayals is complete. Every single CreatorsPet of his from Teutonic Plague to the Inner Circle to Karaszkun to G has just betrayed him. Ghost initiates a Can-apocalypse, and once again in a short period of time breaks down in tears [[HumiliationConga over his past week.]] You can ''almost'' feel sorry for [[{{Jerkass}} Ghost]] in the end. '''''ALMOST.'''''
** Almost is right, what with the controversy that happened afterwards and Ghost's response to the situation. Almost makes the end of this episode not so funny considering it '''''nearly ended TCR again.'''''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO024rf4W6E October 10th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO024rf4W6E&t=21m13s A very special edition of Ask Karaszkun]]
-->"Teutonic Plague, suck my nuts." ''boing''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmlryr-DleU October 12th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmlryr-DleU&t=13m24s Ghost's redundant use of "son of a bitch" is compared to Porky Pig]]. Ghost somehow mistakes it for being called a hambone.
** [[https://youtu.be/dmlryr-DleU?t=5m46s Tubguy announces his acquisition of a full time job and requests a ''special'' commission from KaraszKun.]] Ghost takes it as well as you'd expect.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmlryr-DleU&t=7m16s Free blowjobs for]] [[HoYay Donald Trump.]]
** Near the beginning, [=Boat073=] actually made an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmlryr-DleU&t=1m38s orchestral remix]] of the Film/BossNigger [[CrossesTheLineTwice theme]] and played the whole thing. Ghost ''completely flips out'', and starts berating the Engineer, throwing cans at him, and demanding he apologize for playing that song in the first place, and lamenting how the internet is [[NeverLiveItDown never going to let him live it down]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG5S4bxWBKc October 13, 2016]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheNutshack It's the]] [[https://youtube.com/watch?v=SG5S4bxWBKc&t=4m33s Woodshed!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Meol5LTkuOg October 17, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Meol5LTkuOg&t=1m40s Ghost wishes Eminem a happy birthday.]]
** Ghost is excited to be retweeted by Thinking Alpha, and decides to end the Shout-Outs there and then so it can end on a high note instead of the usual sick disgusting names... and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Meol5LTkuOg&t=31m34s is once again shocked out of his euphoria when he sees a video posted by Boat073]] of him ''burning Ghost's autographs, plural''. We got four separate cans.wav in one rage.
-->"And it looks like he burned more than one- Did you buy ''more'' than one autograph?! Boat! You sick son of a bitch! Boat! You sick twisted bastar-" *cans.wav*
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyXWAcvfUCs October 18th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyXWAcvfUCs&t=10m35s Ghost conducts some Twitter ''Shootouts'']]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp4_EQ68ty0 October 20th, 2016]]
** [[Music/FleetwoodMac "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies"]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp4_EQ68ty0&t=15m26s The Internet Buttstalker's dream comes true]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp4_EQ68ty0&t=20m8s "Totally Gay Nordic Dudes"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJFC1GgxkM8 October 21, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJFC1GgxkM8&t=54s Templeton bit Ghost again.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJFC1GgxkM8&t=31m54s Ghost gets a visit from the San Antonio Police Department and has a mental breakdown in the process.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA62tsEZ43M October 24, 2016]]
** [[https://youtu.be/gA62tsEZ43M?t=19s Boogie the Clown.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA62tsEZ43M&t=2m36s Bad boys, bad boys...]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA62tsEZ43M&t=13m10s Ghost gets a visit from the Retard Police, courtesy of MaskedPony.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA62tsEZ43M&t=16m9s Tub Guy gets his AIDS test back and invites Ghost to celebrate with him.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FHnVIdd2kw October 25, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FHnVIdd2kw&t=1m24s ALRIGHT,]] [[VideoGame/Payday2 THE SAFE WORD IS "POLICE BRUTALITY"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bu8l72SJCw October 26, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bu8l72SJCw&t=1m14s Various serious callers, splicers, trolls and of course Donald Trump band together in a movement to Ban Teutonic Plague from the show because of his comments about killing dogs.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bu8l72SJCw&t=2m29s Ghost beats his wife, kills some cops, and gets drone'd.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bu8l72SJCw&t=6m53s Ghost takes a drink from the Internet Buttstalker's dick & cheese sandwich.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bu8l72SJCw&t=13m8s Peter Griffin makes fun of Donald Trump's so-called "locker-room talk".]] Cue cans.wav.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bu8l72SJCw&t=23m45s Teutonic Plague and Thomas Albin are wanted for their dog-killing antics.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTHEyeIMzDw October 27, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTHEyeIMzDw&t=1m51s Ghost tells a story...]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTHEyeIMzDw&t=8m5s Helicopters vs Ghost]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTHEyeIMzDw&t=35m10s Ghost figures out that acting like half a tard gets you all the attention.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZU4zZQqAGU October 28, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZU4zZQqAGU&t=4m Ghost goes on America's Got Talent.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZU4zZQqAGU&t=11m59s Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey! Goodbye!]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZU4zZQqAGU&t=14m8s Vibrator achieves warp speed.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZU4zZQqAGU&t=15m10s Ding dong, the Teutonic Plague's dead.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZU4zZQqAGU&t=19m43s Another one]] [[Music/{{Queen}} bites the dust.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZU4zZQqAGU&t=20m44s Even Trumping Capitalist wants to celebrate Teutonic's death with some]] [[{{Squick}} Johnnie Walker, Second Harvest.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZU4zZQqAGU&t=29m43s The New Mexico state police are still searching for Teutonic Plague and Thomas Albin for animal abuse]]
** The "month of betrayal" reaches its glorious finale as [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5UUFsZLoyo&t=44m43s a tearful Ghost reluctantly decides to give in to the [="BanTeutonic"=] movement and ban his biggest fan and most fanatical supporter from the show due to how unpopular he is with listeners, and calls him up to break it to him]]....only for Teutonic to reveal he is infact [[BerserkButton a closet brony.]] What ensues is the single biggest cans.wav in TCR history as Ghost spends nearly ten minutes shrieking in [[PrecisionFStrike distraught rage]] and smashing can after can at this ultimate betrayal.
-->"'''''Wait wait, [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] [[VillainousBreakdown WHAT?! WHAT?!]] [[MadnessMantra WHAT?! WHAT?!]] YOU - cans.wav'''''"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Slt2saIUs October 31, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Slt2saIUs&t=3m19s The first call starts Radio Graffiti off with a can-smash as The Internet Buttstalker takes full advantage of the enter sign on Ghost's ass.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Slt2saIUs&t=5m19s Ghost decides to have some Templeton for Thanksgiving.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Slt2saIUs&t=15m11s Ghost votes for Hillary Clinton.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Slt2saIUs&t=21m28s Ghost flies into a profanity-laden hissy-fit when MaskedPony calls in to troll him.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Slt2saIUs&t=1h56s Ghost's rant is completely derailed when someone purchases TEN Templeton autographs.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osaSeiamt2o November 1st, 2016]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Fallout}} Liberty Prime]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osaSeiamt2o&t=38s takes out Mr. Fortune Cookie]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osaSeiamt2o&t=12m Ghost suddenly notices that BTR has started putting ads promoting Hillary Clinton on his broadcast during Radio Graffiti, and, being a blatant Trump supporter, completely loses his composure as a result.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osaSeiamt2o&t=22m1s "Good god, man... I'm gonna take a couple more callers, and let me tell ya]], [[TemptingFate if there are GODDAMN FREAKIN' CHRISTMAS SONGS, I'M OUTTA HERE!]] Jesus Christ... Anonymous, Radio Graffiti."
-->''"When we finally kiss goodnight, how I'll hate goin' out in the snow."''
** [[https://youtu.be/osaSeiamt2o?t=1452 The Clintons serenade Ghost with "Let's Go Fly a Drone".]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVCgZa9Yn7A November 2nd, 2016]]
** The entirety of Radio Graffiti is hilarious, with Ghost being bombarded with Christmas-related trolls. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVCgZa9Yn7A&t=13m6s The final 5 minutes of calls at the end of the episode consisted of nothing but Christmas calls]], causing Ghost to drop a PrecisionFStrike and RageQuit.
-->"SHOVE THIS CHRISTMAS FETISH UP YOUR FUCKIN' ASSES!"
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVCgZa9Yn7A&t=3m17s Ghost becomes someone's prison bitch.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVCgZa9Yn7A&t=6m5s Fluttershy quotes Donald Trump, leading to a hilarious reaction by Ghost.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVCgZa9Yn7A&t=10m33s Ghost is a "sad man", according to himself. Not even spliced.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVCgZa9Yn7A&t=27m16s Now there's ads for wheelchairs showing up on the broadcast.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVpJnCguPz4 November 3rd, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVpJnCguPz4&t=20 Ghost thinks it's necessary to cum, and strip Lorreta Lynch, Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVpJnCguPz4&t=9m1s "I HATE CHRISTMAS!"]] [[Music/FleetwoodMac Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVpJnCguPz4&t=10m37s Major fail for Donald Trump.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVpJnCguPz4&t=13m22s The Texas Farters.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVpJnCguPz4&t=16m31s It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVpJnCguPz4&t=20m11s True Grinchy Radio.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVpJnCguPz4&t=24m58s Hillary Clinton's Gestapo come and visit Ghost.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM40ffL-Ja4 November 4th, 2016]]
** Ghost unfortunately didn't take too many calls, due to technical difficulties, the election, and watching a video for the last 10 minutes of the show. The few calls he did take were great, however.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM40ffL-Ja4&t=15s Yoda gives words of wisdom about the election to Ghost.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM40ffL-Ja4&t=44s This splice.]]
-->[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants "Hey Patrick, what am I now?"]]\\
"Uh, stupid?"\\
"No, I'm Donald Trump!"\\
"What's the difference?"
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM40ffL-Ja4&t=2m31s Ghost goes full Hitler.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peiqnxBcYsk November 7th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peiqnxBcYsk?t=16m48s "What's going on between me and the vibrator is personal, alright?"]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peiqnxBcYsk?t=19m30s Ghost fails at a Spelling Bee]] [[spoiler: and loses to the Engineer.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ScgbG2mr8A November 10th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ScgbG2mr8A&t=1m24s Tub Guy fulfills]] [[BrickJoke his election promises.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ScgbG2mr8A&t=7m18s Ghost gets eaten by]] VideoGame/PacMan.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ScgbG2mr8A&t=7m51s Ghost has some fun with a dildo.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ScgbG2mr8A&t=23m36s Later that same episode...]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8BQ-96pH8 November 15th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8BQ-96pH8&t=2m56s Ghost and Alex Jones commiserate over their shared love of anime.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8BQ-96pH8&t=9m37s Ghost does his "the grass is green" routine to calm himself down and is snapped out of it by "that goddamn panda" as usual.]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8BQ-96pH8&t=11m9s What makes this time unique, though, is that someone tweets him a picture of a panda, sending him into another rage.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8BQ-96pH8&t=17m1s Ghost finally gets in the tub with Tub Guy.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2wS9_eYva0 November 16th, 2016]]
** During the show, someone tweeted Ghost with an [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cxa4jDxUkAAanQs.jpg:large image of]] (obviously photoshopped) George Soros advertisement on his show. Ghost bought it though and went on an extended rant.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2wS9_eYva0&t=23s Ghost goes out for drinks in 6th street with]] [[Website/{{YTMND}} Moon Man]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2wS9_eYva0&t=3m26s Story of Ghost, his granny and diapers]], leading to the longest cans.wav at 16 seconds straight.
*** The story itself is arguably the most nauseatingly hilarious story ever aired on Radio Graffiti.
-->''"As he gently ran his hands around the grotesque beer belly of his grandmother to nurse her stomach ache from the copious amounts of butter she consumed, ghost's greasy hands suddenly found themselves travelling across her buttocks. Her diaper crinkling in response to his sausage-like fingers exploring this new domain. Her adult undergarment felt soft, moist, and flabby, just like ghost's arms and the sad excuse for what he calls muscle tone. Despite the fact that the extra large pamper was caked onto her boil enriched skin, his grandmother was able to feel the sensual touch through her crippling arthritis. She uttered what sounded like a moan in response, though it was hard to make out since her vocal cords had long been damaged by the copious smoking of both cigarettes and Alabama black snaaaaaake. His grandfather was not able to please his dear grandmother. What man could when their lengthy-loin-lover looked like an underdeveloped bellybutton? thus ghost's grandfather became a willing cuckold who would regularly pay members of the upstanding african-american community nearby to dial her like an obamaphone, though once incident caused...."''\\
'''Ghost''': You...YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU SICK PERVERT! DONT TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY YOU SON OF A BITCH! DONT TALK ABOUT MAH GRAANNNYYYYY! DONT TALK ABOUT MY GRAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY!
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2wS9_eYva0&t=10m11s Ghost gives Bill Clinton a free blowjob]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2wS9_eYva0&t=13m6s Various Ghost sycophants]] go on the lam.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuiqiEtUbqI November 17th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuiqiEtUbqI&t=158 Various trolls, splicers, and John McCain lobby Ghost to release his wife's autograph to the tune of "We Are Number One".]] People then keep tweeting at Ghost, saying they'll buy it for upwards of $150 and [[{{Squick}} ejaculate on it]], which only increases his anger.
*** His rage reaches its pinnacle when an Inner Circle member tweets at him, asking if, hypothetically, people would get the discount on her autograph.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuiqiEtUbqI&t=30m14s Ghost accidentally calls himself a "ham" rather than a "man". The folks on Twitter do not let this slide without comment.]]
-->"And shut up on Twitter! [[CallBack I'm not a goddamn hambone!]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy11xPziDbY November 22nd, 2016]]
** [[https://youtu.be/6NziXXQ03Yw?t=30s The Short Bus crew in a Teletubbies parody]]
** [[https://youtu.be/6NziXXQ03Yw?t=18m48s Deport Ghost]]
** In the shoutouts segment, Ghost finds out that Trump cosplays exist.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Exdb8P3ZkQ November 23rd, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Exdb8P3ZkQ&t=8m2s Ghost auctions off his wife.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Exdb8P3ZkQ&t=10m0s BTR was experiencing audio issues throughout the show, causing Ghost's voice to sound like a robot at some points. Someone played that audio for Ghost with the Terminator theme in the background. Ghost was both frustrated with the technical difficulties and amused.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Exdb8P3ZkQ&t=15m20s Wilford Brimley calls in to regale us with the story of how his best friend Dick Richards gave him diabeetus.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS7RhSGf0FY November 25th, 2016]]
** [[https://youtu.be/uS7RhSGf0FY?t=136 Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto]]
** [[https://youtu.be/uS7RhSGf0FY?t=338 ohmy.wav]]
** [[https://youtu.be/uS7RhSGf0FY?t=478 Boat73 returns, bringing back the Internet Buttstalker-esque splices.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/uS7RhSGf0FY?t=555 Ghost assassinates Donald Trump.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/uS7RhSGf0FY?t=968 What finally ends the show 20 minutes early is a splice of Ghost, the Internet Buttstalker and Barack Obama]] [[HoYay having some "fun".]]
-->"I'm the badass of buttplugs!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTNFOlq007s November 28th, 2016]] [[MilestoneCelebration 400 episodes of True Capitalist Radio!]]
** Teutonic Plague, Masked Pony, Twily Atkins, and a whole host of others [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTNFOlq007s&t=6m12s turn the tables on Ghost's punitive damages cry.]] We get 3 cans.wav in a single rage!
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTNFOlq007s&t=14m26s True Crapitalist Radio]] is played and Ghost reacts accordingly.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBbZyvW0rjM November 29th, 2016]]
** [[https://youtu.be/dBbZyvW0rjM?t=162 Teutonic Plague calls in congratulating]] [[BerserkButton the Engineer for 400 episodes]].
** [[https://youtu.be/dBbZyvW0rjM?t=564 Ghost plays Duck Hunt]]
** [[https://youtu.be/dBbZyvW0rjM?t=696 Ghost loves Caroline's fruitcake.]] [[{{Squick}} Uh oh, poo poo!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/dBbZyvW0rjM?t=842 George Soros cucks Ghost]]
** [[https://youtu.be/dBbZyvW0rjM?t=941 Ghost dispatches justice with extreme prejudice at OSU]]
** [[https://youtu.be/dBbZyvW0rjM?t=1678 Plane Scores, GOALLLLLLLL!]] Even Ghost is silent for a few seconds and in disbelief that it's a real name.
** [[https://youtu.be/dBbZyvW0rjM?t=1765 Boys Pants are low in Comet Pizza]] [[note]] For the uninitiated, this is in reference to an investigation that started in November 2016 by members of 4chan, 8chan and reddit called Pizzagate, looking into a supposed pedophile cult involving Hillary Clinton's campaign chairman and some businesses in Washington D.C. exposed by Wikileaks emails. [[/note]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyJ9p_GmOiI December 2nd, 2016.]] After a bad week for the show, Baller Friday ends the week spectacularly.
** [[https://youtu.be/MyJ9p_GmOiI?t=114 Yoda bitchslaps the failtrolls that want Ghost's wife to host the show.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/MyJ9p_GmOiI?t=195 Ghost did Ohio State]]
** [[https://youtu.be/MyJ9p_GmOiI?t=372 Ghost fucks Donald Trump]]
-->'''Trump:''' Tremendous job.\\
'''Ghost (Spliced):''' Take it outta your ass.
** [[https://youtu.be/MyJ9p_GmOiI?t=497 The Surgeradio.org guy returns!]] What's Ghost's response? [[CallBack "Go ahead and DDoS that."]]
** [[https://youtu.be/MyJ9p_GmOiI?t=561 Trumping Capitalist betrays Ghost]], calling him a hambone. Ghost then decides to "punish" people by calling on Teutonic Plague. [[https://youtu.be/MyJ9p_GmOiI?t=681 And he betrays him too.]] To cap it all off, he's told to call on 614, [[https://youtu.be/MyJ9p_GmOiI?t=847 AKA Tub Guy,]] who wants Ghost to come to Trump Tower to make taking a bath together great again. [[HoYay Ohhhh my.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MgZhrWocMQ December 5th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75eD-0UaYTU A moment not included in the Elfoxoloco video: Ghost loses a bet involving his wife's autograph, and much to his indignation is forced to honor his promise of putting out some pony-themed merchandise.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/0MgZhrWocMQ?t=362 The Canadians do something sick involving a Donald Trump buttplug and Mrs. Ghost's pooper.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/0MgZhrWocMQ?t=460 In the oven, the mighty oven, the Hebrew screams tonight!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/0MgZhrWocMQ?t=732 Burn, baby burn!]] [[note]] This is in reference to a warehouse that burned down during a rave party in Oakland, California, leaving as many as 36 dead. All future jokes this episode to burning liberals, smores, etc. will be in reference to this. [[/note]]
** [[https://youtu.be/0MgZhrWocMQ?t=958 Asho makes the bronies an offer if Ghost decides not to make Pony merch as planned.]] [[EtTuBrute Ghost reacts how you would expect him to.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/0MgZhrWocMQ?t=1250 Burn, baby burn! Oakland En Fuego!]]
** Twitter Shoutouts were hilarious. Several names related to the Oakland tragedy include [[https://youtu.be/0MgZhrWocMQ?t=1787 Oakland feel the Bern]], [[https://youtu.be/0MgZhrWocMQ?t=1850 36 Fewer Liberals]], [[https://youtu.be/0MgZhrWocMQ?t=1909 36 Raving Smores]], [[https://youtu.be/0MgZhrWocMQ?t=2003 This Rave is hot, bruh]], [[https://youtu.be/0MgZhrWocMQ?t=2112 Oakland drops the heat]] and [[https://youtu.be/0MgZhrWocMQ?t=2193 Oakland Spicy Salsa]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCwugfgjg20 December 6th, 2016]]
** [[https://youtu.be/GCwugfgjg20?t=42 Ghost hears a little of what he thinks is]] Music/Blink182, then sings an abridged version of "All The Small Things".
** [[https://youtu.be/GCwugfgjg20?t=140 True Ghost's Wife Radio]]
** [[https://youtu.be/GCwugfgjg20?t=259 "Look, what's going between me and My Little Pony is personal, alright?"]]
** [[https://youtu.be/GCwugfgjg20?t=408 Ghost gets chaincalled by the African Booty Scratcher reading Anne Frank fanfiction, getting progressively more annoyed as time goes on. Even earning him the name African Booty Scratcher during the broadcast]]
** [[https://youtu.be/GCwugfgjg20?t=500 Kahuna Capitalist inquires if the Inner Circle gets a discount on the pony merchandise, causing massive rage.]] [[CallBack Ghost's nose starts bleeding again!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/GCwugfgjg20?t=981 Ghost tells people not to talk garbage about My Little Pony.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/GCwugfgjg20?t=2247 Ghost rages over the name "BJs For Chuck E Cheese Coins."]] ''[[RunningGag Again]].''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8eDzUBcUyk December 7th, 2016]]
** [[Franchise/StarWars Emperor Soros]] zaps Ghost with [[ColdBloodedTorture Force Lightning!]]
** Ghost gets a [[DoubleEntendre frog in his throat.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwaToAiQyXs December 8th, 2016]]
** [[https://youtu.be/GwaToAiQyXs?t=284 Ghost spanks Karaszkun and Teutonic Plague]]
** [[https://youtu.be/GwaToAiQyXs?t=398 727 Caller calls in and exposes RaidenSnake for liking anime, causing another massive meltdown]] as he gets screencaps of accounts from anime, hentai and furry sites with his username attached to them.
*** His rage is cranked up to 11 complete with a BigNo once he's told [=RaidenSnake=] is also a furry.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCdKq28YHBs December 9th, 2016]]
** The focus of this episode is digging into [=RaidenSnake=]'s past to prove or disprove his anime interest. Ghost's reaction to [[https://youtu.be/dCdKq28YHBs?t=1m24s each]] [[https://youtu.be/dCdKq28YHBs?t=8m7s of]] [[https://youtu.be/dCdKq28YHBs?t=20m50s the links]] is amusing and increasingly confused.
** [[https://youtu.be/dCdKq28YHBs?t=7m20s Ghost has some "cheese pizza".]] The splice itself is [[{{Squick}} utterly revolting in every sense of the word]] but Ghost's reaction is to immediately wish ''[[DisproportionateRetribution death]]'' upon the splicer.
** [[https://youtu.be/dCdKq28YHBs?t=48m52s Ping Pong For My Ding Dong]].
** [[https://youtu.be/dCdKq28YHBs?t=50m52s Ghost's reaction to a tweet]] about him putting on Anime Merch and so the trolls could outsell the Pony Merch. As a result, he starts singing a bit of "[[Music/TheDownwardSpiral Hurt]]" by Music/NineInchNails.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3m4VVIT14A December 12th, 2016]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3m4VVIT14A&t=19m58s Tubguy's latest suggestion]] brings Ghost from zero to raging in less than 20 seconds.
* December 15th, 2016:
** While that day's episode didn't have much, Tub Guy's interesting proposal to the upcoming (at the time) ''Franchise/StarWars'' movie causes Ghost to end the show.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWKSixV_7qs December 16th, 2016]]
** [[https://youtu.be/YWKSixV_7qs?t=19 Ghost is confronted by Darth Vader]]
-->'''Vader:''' Ghost, I am your father"\\
'''Ghost:''' No... No!\\
'''Vader:''' Yes, that means I fucked your mother.\\
'''Ghost:''' [[BigNo NOOOOO! NOOOOOO!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/YWKSixV_7qs?t=237 Someone plays a remix of Donald Trump going "BING BING BONG BONG" to the tune of We Are Number One.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/YWKSixV_7qs?t=634 Ghost gets attacked by birds]]
** [[https://youtu.be/YWKSixV_7qs?t=746 Ghost accidentally curses, and rages because of it]]
** [[https://youtu.be/YWKSixV_7qs?t=898 Ghost retweets a fatty feminist and rages over the attention she receives, demanding respect.]] The trolls do exactly as you expect: call her hot and ask Ghost for her number. Someone even photoshops [[BerserkButton Mrs Ghost's face onto her!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/YWKSixV_7qs?t=1241 Ghost goes from singing a christmas carol to screaming about the same fatty feminist again.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/YWKSixV_7qs?t=1377 Benito Ghostini makes a splice about Ghost being an African Bootyscratcher mere moments after he]] [[RunningGag just freakin said that.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/YWKSixV_7qs?t=1467 Ghost has gotten accustomed to raping his Granny with a 15.5 inch vibrator.]]
** After being chaincalled all show with [[CallBack Fuck You Texas]], [[https://youtu.be/YWKSixV_7qs?t=1568 the show ends spectacularly.]] Ghost gets chaincalled three times in a row, cans.waving on the last one, then [[https://youtu.be/YWKSixV_7qs?t=1682 Tub Guy calls up, referencing the song.]] But what finally ends it is a [[https://youtu.be/YWKSixV_7qs?t=1702 "circus sideshow" version of the song.]] And Ghost loses it, with a 30 second long insult chain.
** Ghost instantly falls for giving a shoutout to [[https://youtu.be/YWKSixV_7qs?t=36m22s P. Ness]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-jjniIb-7w December 19th, 2016]]
** [[https://youtu.be/V-jjniIb-7w?t=97 Templeton SHITS ON GHOST'S CARPET, causing him to freak out.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/V-jjniIb-7w?t=575 People start calling Ghost with]] [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas Big Smoke's order]]
** [[https://youtu.be/V-jjniIb-7w?t=639 Various trolls, splicers, Moonman and both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton call for the deportation of all bronies.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/V-jjniIb-7w?t=733 Germit wants Templeton to shit on his chest]]
** [[https://youtu.be/V-jjniIb-7w?t=977 Ghost calls Stanley Steamer to get advice on the shitstain on his carpet, and rages once he's told the service will be $117.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/V-jjniIb-7w?t=1605 Amy Daly tweets Ghost a disturbing fact about women and Vinegar.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/V-jjniIb-7w?t=2180 Karaszkun invites Ghost to play strip poker with him and Tub Guy,]] causing lots of shock and disgust from Ghost.
** [[https://youtu.be/V-jjniIb-7w?t=2320 Ghost gets into a shootout with]] [[Franchise/StarWars The Empire]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJY9xHqwpBc December 21st, 2016]]
** [[https://youtu.be/hJY9xHqwpBc?t=30s Radio Graffiti opens up with Dr. Claw making an interesting threat to Inspector Gadget.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/hJY9xHqwpBc?t=57s Anonymous reads a fanfic of Ghost]] [[BestialityIsDepraved finding an interesting way]] to stop Templeton from crapping on the carpet.
* December 23rd, 2016
** After Ghost got annoyed over the fact that Americans under Obama's rule don't dare to say "Marry Christmas" and instead just say [[PoliticalOvercorrectness "Happy Holidays"]], he decided in true Christmas spirit to start calling prostitutes. This in itself was already funny, but the hilarity was taken to absolutely ridiculous degrees after a troll on Twitter ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAzDMzbi0Pg&ab_channel=Elfoxoloco managed to trick Ghost into calling]]'' '''Trump Tower!'''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyfDKqUVtVk December 24th, 2016.]] Merry Ghostmas to all, and to all a good troll!
** [[https://youtu.be/GyfDKqUVtVk?t=96 Have a humpin' Herman Christmas!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/GyfDKqUVtVk?t=232 Someone plays]] [[CallBack "Hardcore" from Christmas Eve 2011's show]], however it gets funnier when the song abruptly cuts to someone [[{{Squick}} taking a turd on the mic.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/GyfDKqUVtVk?t=480 TimeLife Music presents: True Capitalist Radio's Greatest Hits!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/GyfDKqUVtVk?t=738 Billy Mays shows up to Ghost's house]] with the [[Creator/{{CS188}} Shit Bazooka]]
** [[https://youtu.be/GyfDKqUVtVk?t=791 Ghost drinks bleach.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyfDKqUVtVk&t=14m Ghost makes Vag Salad with his Granny.]] Instant puke.wav.
** [[https://youtu.be/GyfDKqUVtVk?t=1213 Someone calls up singing an interesting take on a Christmas Carol]], and then ends the show by [[https://youtu.be/GyfDKqUVtVk?t=1482 singing another verse]], with Ghost screaming that the trolls have ruined his Christmas.
** [[https://youtu.be/GyfDKqUVtVk?t=1811 RaidenSnake reads a bit of "British humor" from a Christmas Card, causing rage and disgust from Ghost.]]
*** Later, in Twitter Shoutouts: [[https://youtu.be/GyfDKqUVtVk?t=2272 Top Kek RaidenSnake]], [[https://youtu.be/GyfDKqUVtVk?t=2394 Good Job RaidenSnake]], [[https://youtu.be/GyfDKqUVtVk?t=2401 Britain 1, Ghost (wanker) 0]], [[https://youtu.be/GyfDKqUVtVk?t=2471 Raiden's Best Jokes]] and [[https://youtu.be/GyfDKqUVtVk?t=2535 Raiden Raids Santa's Taint]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsYy68mtcFI December 26th, 2016]]
** [[https://youtu.be/RsYy68mtcFI?t=20m23s Sam Houston War Criminal.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/RsYy68mtcFI?t=32m17s The Trans ]] [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump Donald]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGJBLmDd744& December 27th, 2016]]
** [[https://youtu.be/AGJBLmDd744?t=468 Ghost tokes up for Episode #420]] due to a family member leaving a baggie with some weed in it while his family was over for Christmas. The rest of Radio Graffiti is downright hilarious, with Ghost having strange reactions to trolls.
** [[https://youtu.be/AGJBLmDd744?t=664 Hit #2]]
** [[https://youtu.be/AGJBLmDd744?t=1050 A stange tweet from Malik Obama causes Ghost to wonder if he's listening to his show.]] [[note]] Malik Obama is Barack Obama's Kenyan half-brother. [[/note]]
** [[https://youtu.be/AGJBLmDd744?t=1095 A splice by Tango Whiskey makes Ghost start tripping out.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/AGJBLmDd744?t=1211 Hit #3]]
** [[https://youtu.be/AGJBLmDd744?t=1509 The African Bootyscratcher sings Fuck You Texas to Ghost.]] [[https://youtu.be/AGJBLmDd744?t=1719 And then someone calls up, slowing it down, causing Ghost to freak out.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/AGJBLmDd744?t=1876 Hit #4]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_1w_2EBC-Q December 29th, 2016]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymmbhUg5fSI December 30th, 2016]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPdhqrBH7x4 January 2nd, 2017]]
** The ''entire'' first episode of the new year is spent trolling Ghost with Big Smoke's order. We get '''''ULTRA''''' cans.wav.
** [[https://youtu.be/UPdhqrBH7x4?t=2m19s Even the African Bootyscratcher places an order!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/UPdhqrBH7x4?t=16m39s One of the few non-Big Smoke-related trolls of the day: Donald Trump takes a crap on Ghost's carpet.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP0IxnXNchs January 3rd, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/MP0IxnXNchs?t=45 Eeyore shits his nail out]]
** [[https://youtu.be/MP0IxnXNchs?t=195 Sam Hyde penetrates Ghost's pooper]]
** [[https://youtu.be/MP0IxnXNchs?t=304 Skeletor calls in and makes an order,]] causing Ghost to literally start [[{{Angrish}} screaming incoherently]].
** [[https://youtu.be/MP0IxnXNchs?t=6m20s Another Big Smoke's order chain call]], culminating in the return of [[TheBusCameBack the Internet Buttstalker]]
** [[https://youtu.be/MP0IxnXNchs?t=492 Ghost takes Donald Trump to the woodshed,]] which leads to him taking the trolls out to the woodshed.
** [[https://youtu.be/MP0IxnXNchs?t=662 Trumping Capitalist calls in, and at first criticizes the order calls,]] saying they're not funny. [[HypocriticalHumor He then proceeds]] [[EtTuBrute to betray Ghost by doing a Big Smoke impression and order from Ghost.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/MP0IxnXNchs?t=860 "True Capitalist Radio Greatest Hits" takes on a more literal meaning.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/MP0IxnXNchs?t=1136 Tub Guy weighs in on the ordering situation. Oh My.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/MP0IxnXNchs?t=21m59s Trans]] [[KatanasAreJustBetter Katana]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SmXdGZMTXA January 4th, 2017]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SmXdGZMTXA&t=4m31s The African Bootyscratcher takes Ghost's order.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryPDBs0ADkg January 5th, 2017]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryPDBs0ADkg&feature=youtu.be&t=15m30s "Did someone make a remix blowing farts? Is that what I just heard?! Did I just heard somebody sample b-blowing gas, and making a goddamn remix out of it- DID YOU HEARD THAT FOR CHRIST SAKE?! I mean, what is that? Farterwave?! What the hell was that?!"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ5VCa7BWeo January 6th, 2017]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noMiMCvi3XQ January 9th, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/noMiMCvi3XQ?t=10404 This splice]] features [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Eeyore]] attempting to comfort a hostile and depressed Ghost. Tigger comes along and starts trying to suggest various things that could help cheer him up, and upon finding out Ghost is in a wheelchair and can't bounce, proceeds to [[AssShove stick a vibrator up Ghost's ass]] mistaking it for his lost tail, causing him to bounce around while yelling in pain. [[UnstoppableRage Ghost reacted about as well as you'd expect.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzihaIwpx9c January 10th, 2017]]
** [[VideoGame/Borderlands2 Krieg]] [[https://youtu.be/VzihaIwpx9c?t=2m4s pays Ghost a visit]]
** Back to back calls from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzihaIwpx9c&t=9m59s the African Bootyscratcher]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzihaIwpx9c&t=12m5s Benito Ghostini]] turn around a relatively slow Radio Graffiti, with the latter call getting the longest cans.wav in the history of the show.
*** Benito's contribution in particular is glorious both in the quality of the splice (Uncle Bernie Sanders [[spoiler:[[CrossesTheLineTwice raping a screaming, weeping Ghost while loudly complaining about how loose his ass is]]]]) and in how Ghost has a full-blown freak-out as he ends the show screaming in rage, smashing cans, and shrieking how much he hates Benito.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyFwvWR1LMI January 12th, 2017]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyFwvWR1LMI&t=10m2s After being trolled to hell and back, Ghost starts talking in a low voice and whispering,]] almost like a serial killer. Then, after another order troll call [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyFwvWR1LMI&t=11m12s gets him angry]], he begins [[{{Angrish}} screaming and babbling like a maniac for about 5 minutes]]. Needless to say, the trolls broke him this time.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S16J7eWrtcQ January 17th, 2017]] The majority of this episode sucked, but there were some highlights:
** [[https://youtu.be/S16J7eWrtcQ?t=4m53s "Trans-Black" Ghost visits a bathhouse.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/S16J7eWrtcQ?t=33m17s "JULIAN ASSANGE COSPLAY!?" *cans.wav*]]
** The Twitter shoutouts segment had quite a bit of names making fun of the Dallas Cowboys' loss to the Green Bay Packers two days prior to the episode. Even one name suggested Ghost to sell Packers merch!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO3lH0-Cc5k January 18th, 2017]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO3lH0-Cc5k&t=20s The African Bootyscratcher assassinates Ghost.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO3lH0-Cc5k&t=12m23s Pastor Tubguy]] takes the confessions of [[CampGay The Internet Buttstalker,]] [[RefugeInAudacity Kermit the Gay Frog,]] and Ghost himself. Cue a massive RageQuit.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO3lH0-Cc5k&t=13m40s Ghost's reaction after the "confession" splice, which caused him to completely lose his marbles!]] '''[[HilarityEnsues Massive Cans.wav ensues!]]'''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkuw_KrIUfk January 26th, 2017]]
** Right on the first graffiti call, a troll from the Inner Circle claiming to be a Middle Eastern immigrant says he's getting gender-reassignment surgery in Thailand. [[UnstoppableRage Ghost promptly freaks out.]]
-->Ghost: WHAT IS THIS, A FRUITY, FRUITY JAHOOTY?!
** [[https://youtu.be/nkuw_KrIUfk?t=12m5s Ghost as a Nicker Train]] may be pretty low-brow, but the reaction tickles more than a few funny bones.
** [[https://youtu.be/nkuw_KrIUfk?t=15m2s Ghost performs at a comedy club.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLNlasIR4Rw January 31st, 2017]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYgJw7TNi9U Because of all the immature members in his inner circle, Ghost decides to form an "Inner Circle Short Bus" where he contains all the "half-a-tards". Then he went on for 15 minutes impersonating various members of the newly formed short bus.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/DLNlasIR4Rw?t=18s Trump Tower gets prank called by Ghost once again.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/DLNlasIR4Rw?t=2m29s Ghost gives Russian spy]] [[Series/TwentyFour a Jack Bauer]] [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique interrogation]].
** [[https://youtu.be/DLNlasIR4Rw?t=3m49s Officer Booty Scratcher kills Ghost once again.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/DLNlasIR4Rw?t=5m44s Father Tub Guy continues taking confessions.]] [[note]]It turns out the entire Inner Circle voted for Hillary Clinton.[[/note]]
** [[https://youtu.be/DLNlasIR4Rw?t=7m18s Ghost is shocked to find out that]] [[https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/190476601/african-booty-scratcher-tv-comedy-pilot there is a kickstarter for a TV show called African Booty Scratcher]] and he starts wondering if he had just managed to meme a TV show.
-->'''Ghost:''' "IS MEME MAGIC REAL?!"
** [[https://youtu.be/DLNlasIR4Rw?t=14m2s Ghost declares himself the leader of blacks.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/DLNlasIR4Rw?t=17m13s Tub Guy suggests that Ghost should start selling African Booty Scratcher merch.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sFm3iFgBAY February 1, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/2sFm3iFgBAY?t=2m16s Ghost summons Bloody Mary.]] It doesn't end well for him.
** [[https://youtu.be/2sFm3iFgBAY?t=4m44s African Booty Scratcher teaches how to correctly react to racist behavior.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r6n7S7T3Mo February 10, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/6r6n7S7T3Mo?t=1m53s Ghost "fisting [his] goddamned granny".]]
** [[https://youtu.be/6r6n7S7T3Mo?t=3m31s Ghost beating his wife.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/6r6n7S7T3Mo?t=9m50s "Tickle me Ghost".]]
** [[https://youtu.be/6r6n7S7T3Mo?t=11m55s "Remember kids, don't do anything stupid."]] Following the Ghost proclaiming, that he's the "Tard Magnet".
** [[https://youtu.be/6r6n7S7T3Mo?t=17m55s Germit the gay frog, shoving "Tub Guy" vibrator up Ghost's ass.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/6r6n7S7T3Mo?t=20m54s Ghost bemoans the fact that he's become a "tard magnet", then raises a toast to all the tards.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flHuQH7UPjo February 13, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/flHuQH7UPjo?t=2m13s African Booty Scratcher singing a love serenade to Ghost.]] [[https://youtu.be/flHuQH7UPjo?t=4m12s And then he declares his love to him.]] [[https://youtu.be/flHuQH7UPjo?t=6m12s And after that there is a splice with officer ABS]] [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown catching Ghost, giving]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice BJs for Chuck E. Cheese coins.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/flHuQH7UPjo?t=9m58s "SELL AFRICAN BOOTYSCRATCHER MERCH" chain-calls.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/flHuQH7UPjo?t=13m22s "Get behind me toilet! Get behind me!"]] Made better in that Ghost forgot to hang up and the troll can be heard laughing. When Ghost realizes it, he declares "Pooptickler Army Forever!"
** [[https://youtu.be/flHuQH7UPjo?t=17m42s Ghost gives Germit the Gay Frog a free blowjob.]] What follows is an 18 seconds long cans.wav UnstoppableRage.
** [[https://youtu.be/flHuQH7UPjo?t=21m4s Ghost wants to rape his Granny.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/flHuQH7UPjo?t=23m14s Tubguy making a sexual offer involving Ghost's Valentine's Day cards.]] This caused Ghost to RageQuit.
** [[https://youtu.be/flHuQH7UPjo?t=38m48s Ghost goes into a full-on breakdown]] when he finds out that there are Bronies in the military.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNv6q1cHWGA February 21, 2017]] While the Radio Graffiti only lasted 25 minutes, it still has at least 1-2 gems:
** [[https://youtu.be/XNv6q1cHWGA?t=1m10s One Ghost says the Milo joke, while the second one says the first one's number for saying that joke.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/XNv6q1cHWGA?t=5m26s Ghost getting insulted by caller's baby sister.]] What's more hilarious, is that Ghost thought, that the caller was [=RaidenSnake=].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns7XtEkHn0c February 22, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Ns7XtEkHn0c?t=17s Ghost puts Trumpincapitalist in the Short Bus.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Ns7XtEkHn0c?t=1m31s The trap splice by 8Equal.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Ns7XtEkHn0c?t=4m23s "I'm the badass of anal sex!"]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Ns7XtEkHn0c?t=7m55s Short Bus carol.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAorLzFxY_0 February 24, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ZAorLzFxY_0?t=21s African Booty Scratcher impersonating Mr. Fortune Cookie]] whilst giving Ghost a [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech "The Reason You Suck" Speech]]. It's as glorious as it sounds.
-->ABS: And you wanna know ''why'' we do what we do? ''You wanna know why we do what we do?!'' We do it for almighty kek! We do it for almighty kek! I have nothing else to say. I am African Booty Scratcher, thank you very much, and support Mr. Fortune Cookie.
** [[https://youtu.be/ZAorLzFxY_0?t=3m24s Super Mario Bros. remix.]]
** During this "Radio Graffiti" Ghost was chain-called with "Fuck You Texas" song. [[https://youtu.be/ZAorLzFxY_0?t=5m43s Here is one of the Highlights.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ZAorLzFxY_0?t=6m40s Ghost surfing in Oroville.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ZAorLzFxY_0?t=9m32s My little Short Bus.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ZAorLzFxY_0?t=27m43s Remember the Ala]][[DoNotTouchTheFunnelCloud blow.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7dma-ZExrE February 27, 2017]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7dma-ZExrE&t=18m24s The Trans]] [[DoNotTouchTheFunnelCloud Tornado.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/s7dma-ZExrE?t=5m53s An alien version of the African Booty Scratcher eats Ghost and Bill Paxton.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/s7dma-ZExrE?t=9m17s Germit takes #1 up Ghost's #2.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/s7dma-ZExrE?t=11m29s Ghost spends Valentine's Day with the Engineer.]] It's less pleasant than it sounds.
** [[https://youtu.be/s7dma-ZExrE?t=14m20s Twitter Shootouts 2.]] An enormous remaster of the original Twitter Shootouts, and almost none of the regulars of the show are spared. [[https://youtu.be/IN2bXIlx728?t=39m34s Ghost gets about 2/3s of the way through the 4-minute splice]] before he goes into a colossal can-based meltdown, before it gets cut off mid cans.wav. The gentle ending message (missing from the usual Elfox video) just seals the deal.
-->'''Ghost:''' [[BerserkButton You gotta be kidding me]][[UnstoppableRage YOU GOTTA BE - *IMMENSE CANS.WAV* YAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHYOUSONOFOABITCH-]] [[InterruptedByTheEnd *static pop*]]\\
'''Female Voice:''' [[MoodWhiplash Thank you for using Blog Talk Radio. Goodbye.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s8F9slFsy4 March 1, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/5s8F9slFsy4?t=16m46s Engineer passes the microphone to Ghost.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9afuDEDz6o March 2, 2017]]
** One of the Twitter shoutout names included [[https://youtu.be/Y9afuDEDz6o?t=29m42s the Alamo Booty Scratcher]]. Ghost promptly got triggered.
** You gotta pay the [[Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia troll toll]] if you want [[https://youtu.be/Y9afuDEDz6o?t=5m49s to get in (to Radio Graffiti)]].
** [[https://youtu.be/Y9afuDEDz6o?t=13m33s A unique cover of Fuck You Texas.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Y9afuDEDz6o?t=14m The Engineer slips Polonium-210 into Ghost's beer.]]
** The show ends with [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys a Bonnie The Bunny-esque character]] named [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "Bunny Ghost/Capitalist Bunny"]] taking [[CrossesTheLineTwice Ghost to the Woodshed]] and [[ShootTheDog shooting Templeton]], causing a [[BerserkButton massive rage.]] And suddenly, he realizes that Team Mr. Fortune Cookie is taking the lead (which it means that Radio Graffiti will be saved once Mr. Optimism loses), leading [[VillainousBreakdown Ghost to suffer a mental breakdown]] and [[RageQuit ending the show mid-cans.wav.]]
-->'''[[KillerRabbit Bunny]] [[AxCrazy Ghost]]''': [[BlackComedyRape If you're a man that's been raped, I'd like to rape you too.]] No matter how slight... [[EvilIsHammy I'LL TAKE YOU A TRIP TO THE WOODSHED, BOY!]]\\
'''Ghost''' (Spliced): [[TheDreaded Oh, shit.]] [[OhCrap AW CHRIST! AW CHRIST, NO!]] GET AWAY! GET AWAY, I'M ARMED! GET AWAY!\\
'''Ghost''' (After hearing the splice): [[RageBreakingPoint You son OF A BITCH-]] *Cans.wav* ARRRGHHH! DAMN IT, YOU SON OF A BITCH! SHUUT UUUUP! YOU- DAMN IT! YOU FUCKER! NNNNNAAAAARRRRGGHHHH!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owzDgHOpSfU March 3, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/owzDgHOpSfU?t=65 "Buy Fortune Cookie, be good goyim"]]
** [[https://youtu.be/owzDgHOpSfU?t=311 Boat73 brings back the art of the insta-splice]]
** [[https://youtu.be/owzDgHOpSfU?t=525 Ghost asks a caller what he thinks he should do about Radio Graffiti]]
** [[https://youtu.be/owzDgHOpSfU?t=690 Ghost gets swatted.]] [[RunningGag AGAIN.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2UtlUEt_zE March 4, 2017]] Following a compromise with the trolls, Ghost hosts the first Saturday Night Troll Show, dedicated entirely to taking troll calls, Twitter Shoutouts, and Radio Graffiti for two hours.
** [[https://youtu.be/W2UtlUEt_zE?t=102 Before Radio Graffiti even starts,]] Ghost notices the Wiki page for notable Jewish Texans has been updated with his name.
** [[https://youtu.be/W2UtlUEt_zE?t=288 "Oy vey, I'm a jew!"]]
** [[https://youtu.be/W2UtlUEt_zE?t=460 Someone calls up with the OU anthem,]] And then Ghost gets tweeted a UT Yarmulke.
** [[https://youtu.be/W2UtlUEt_zE?t=736 Various trolls make a followup to the famous Karaszburgers splice, Raidensnake's Double Dip Bar.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/W2UtlUEt_zE?t=963 Someone mixes the Cleveland Show intro with the Soviet Union anthem.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/W2UtlUEt_zE?t=996 The African Bootyscratcher kills Tub Guy after being sold a weapon of ass destruction.]]
*** WordOfGod says that Tub Guy was KilledOffForReal by the ABS in this splice, officially retiring the character for good.
** [[https://youtu.be/W2UtlUEt_zE?t=1246 Nickelback + Cleveland show intro]]
** [[https://youtu.be/W2UtlUEt_zE?t=1452 Boat73 makes a remix "of Ghost's feelings".]]
** [[https://youtu.be/W2UtlUEt_zE?t=1678 Musical Blasphemy is committed by mixing Smash Mouth with David Bowie.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/W2UtlUEt_zE?t=1770 Ghost is a homosexual jew. Hey, it's the truth!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/W2UtlUEt_zE?t=1873 "Anyway folks,]] [[BlatantLies I just want to remind everybody, that I am not advocating violence."]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlMueoQtFcw March 6-9, 2017]]. Due to Radio Graffiti and Twitter Shoutouts being reduced during the week, Elfoxo now uploads these episodes in bulk.
** [[https://youtu.be/RlMueoQtFcw?t=14m59s John Conquest gets raped by a tranny]]
** [[https://youtu.be/RlMueoQtFcw?t=22m The Texas Marturds]]
** [[https://youtu.be/RlMueoQtFcw?t=33m7s The African Prince]]
** [[https://youtu.be/RlMueoQtFcw?t=48m12s The Fresh Prince of Arabia]] [[note]] It was revealed that a rich person in the UAE is an Inner Circle member and bought 100+ Mr. Optimism cards, and he started a character on the show, the "Arab Prince". [[/note]]
** [[https://youtu.be/RlMueoQtFcw?t=50m42s Someone makes a remix of Ghost saying he's a jew to "Gangnam Style".]]
** [[https://youtu.be/RlMueoQtFcw?t=52m26s Ghost is captured and sent to a re-education camp, the Inner ISIS Circle]]
** [[https://youtu.be/RlMueoQtFcw?t=55m54s Cartoon Ghost returns.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/RlMueoQtFcw?t=59m14s Ghost gets tricked into saying "Juice Suck"]]
** [[https://youtu.be/RlMueoQtFcw?t=1h4m55s Ghost believes the CIA has weaponized autism via the Bronies.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/RlMueoQtFcw?t=1h11m34s Inner Circle Harem]]
** [[https://youtu.be/RlMueoQtFcw?t=1h13m12s I ate Gator Tots at Pizza Hut]]
** [[https://youtu.be/RlMueoQtFcw?t=1h16m2s The Inner Circle chatroom starts claiming they're all CIA Agents]]
** [[https://youtu.be/RlMueoQtFcw?t=1h17m27s Ghost gets mixed with Stevie Ray Vaughn]]
** [[https://youtu.be/RlMueoQtFcw?t=1h18m27s Ghost gets swept up by a tornado and collides with a passenger jet]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cei48BtnQtw March 10, 2017]] AKA Butter Baller Friday
** After Twitter shoutouts got ended, many trolls took to twitter tweeting at Ghost "It's the butter!" What ensued were a series of butter related tweets that contributed to the 2nd highest cans.wav count in the history of True Capitalist Radio. All of the tweets include:
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=8m40s Paula Dean having sticks of butter flung down her throat]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=11m13s Paula Dean and Butter Cosplay]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=13m12s Paula Dean's Tower of Butter]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=15m15s Paula Dean's Butterquest]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=16m13s Paula Dean riding a Stick of butter like that scene from Dr. Strangelove]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=16m55s Someone smokes and injects butter like Heroin]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=18m34s A slice of bread rubbing butter on himself rather sensually]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=19m15s A Dancer slipping on butter]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=21m26s An obese woman rubbing butter on her breasts]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=22m28s A hand with "Butter Fingers"]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=24m04s A sad stick of butter with a knife in it, accompanied with the caption "Get Butter Soon"]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=24m55s A tub of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butthurt"]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=26m42s A greeting card that says "Chin up, Buttercup"]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=28m21s A butter sculpture of a cat pooping in a litter box]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=29m34s A meme that says "My Favorite Color is Butter"]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=30m35s A butter sculpture of a kid looking at the rear-end of a cow]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=32m28s An image of butter with the caption "Butter 1, Ghost 0"]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=32m37s A gif of Dr. Whooves (A Pony) in a fridge scarfing down sticks of butter]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=36m26s A butter sculpture of a woman in a bikini sunbathing]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=43m18s A drawing of Ghost puking up butter]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=44m25s Asho building a Raspberry Pi Computer with a tub of butter]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=48m00s A drawing of a tub of "I Can't Believe It's Not Alex Jones!"]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/typLUpYOZHY?t=52m38s A gif of work at a butter factory]]
** [[https://youtu.be/cei48BtnQtw?t=1h13m51s Dr. Booty Scratcher diagnoses Ghost with "hambonia". Ghost then proceeds to attack Dr. Booty Scratcher, who then says Ghost is suffering from a serious case of "butter insanity".]]
** [[https://youtu.be/cei48BtnQtw?t=1h16m6s Even Germit the Gay Frog chimes in on this Butter Baller Friday]]
** [[https://youtu.be/cei48BtnQtw?t=1h17m35s Ghost mistakes an Anti-Brony song for something Anti-Semitic.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4vGGp5X3ZA March 11, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/O4vGGp5X3ZA?t=67 "Call 1-800-STEAMER"]]
** [[https://youtu.be/O4vGGp5X3ZA?t=196 God pisses on Texas]]
** [[https://youtu.be/O4vGGp5X3ZA?t=486 The Short Bus makes a CIA movie trailer]]
** [[https://youtu.be/O4vGGp5X3ZA?t=665 "Any Jewish guys out there wanna fart on my face?" "Oy vey."]]
** [[https://youtu.be/O4vGGp5X3ZA?t=903 Ghost starts getting chaincalled with the Scout]] from VideoGame/TeamFortress2 repeating [[MemeticMutation "Need a dispenser here!"]].
** [[https://youtu.be/O4vGGp5X3ZA?t=1109 "The next time I hear that, I'm gonna go insane."]] Can you guess what the next call is? [[{{Angrish}} Ghost can.]]
-->'''Ghost:''' '''''AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!'''''
** [[https://youtu.be/O4vGGp5X3ZA?t=1675 "Hellen Keller Deaf Mutes, Radio Graffiti.]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin .....]]
** [[https://youtu.be/O4vGGp5X3ZA?t=1689 In the same vein as Karaszburgers and Raidensnake's double dip bar splice, Trumping Capitalist gets "Trumping TV".]]
** [[https://youtu.be/O4vGGp5X3ZA?t=2502 "God's pissing on Texas"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36AfMllVnSc March 14th - 17th, 2017]] A different video uploader temporarily took over the weekday segments when Elfoxo missed them. That's not to say there weren't gems in these clips!
** [[https://youtu.be/36AfMllVnSc?t=47m30s March 16th]] in particular was [[BerserkButton International Panda Day]]. Ghost is constantly reminded of it throughout the show, and [[{{Pun}} Panda-monium]] [[HilarityEnsues ensues.]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/36AfMllVnSc?t=1h5m57s Even his Inner Circle took a moment to taunt him with a pun.]]
-->'''Ghost:''' "I'm being '''bamboo'''zled"? *[[UnstoppableRage cans.wav]]* Y'know what? Real funny! HUR HUR HUR! "I'M BEING '''BAMBOO'''ZLED"?
** [[https://youtu.be/36AfMllVnSc?t=1h8m20s And in one of the Radio Graffiti splices]], the panda from the [[Advertising/NeverSayNoToPanda cheese commercial]] knocks on his door.
** [[https://youtu.be/36AfMllVnSc?t=1h9m37s True Vomit Radio]]
** [[https://youtu.be/36AfMllVnSc?t=1h12m38s "Get me outta here, Engineer!" *gets fork-lifted*]]
** [[https://youtu.be/36AfMllVnSc?t=1h15m21s The Arabian Prince calls in again.]] Though he starts out with a rant at the Inner Circle doxer, he then tells Ghost that he's getting engaged to his new wife, [[spoiler: Mrs. Ghost]].
** [[https://youtu.be/36AfMllVnSc?t=1h50m55s The African Booty Scratcher gets taken to the woodshed.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlZBuQ50N5A& March 18th, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/TlZBuQ50N5A?t=191 A very lengthy splice involving Ghost]], [[HoYay a trap, and The Engineer,]] culminating in Ghost's death.
** [[https://youtu.be/TlZBuQ50N5A?t=422 Someone mixes the Dispenser chaincall with The Cleveland Show intro]] (which is made even funnier due to the slowed-down Scout sounds like he's majorly drunk and has a cold), although for some it may cross into DudeNotFunny territory when a pedophilia joke is made, and Ghost threatens to end the show. Although regardless of how one feels about this, the rant that ensues is nothing short of hilarious.
-->'''Ghost''' (Spliced): [[CrossesTheLineTwice I FREAKING LOVE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/TlZBuQ50N5A?t=730 Boat73 makes a cool new beat out of cans.wav.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/TlZBuQ50N5A?t=1094 People start asking Ghost to do the show for 3 hours on Saturdays, leading to him saying they'd have to buy "MAH KEEDZ" merch.]] [[https://youtu.be/TlZBuQ50N5A?t=1160 And then the trolls start actually asking for it.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/TlZBuQ50N5A?t=1580 In the wake of Chuck Berry's death, musical blasphemy is performed.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/TlZBuQ50N5A?t=1693 The "MAH KEEDZ" song.]]
*** What's funnier is how Ghost acts like Dr. Frankenstein after the splice is played. "It's alive!"
** [[https://youtu.be/TlZBuQ50N5A?t=1784 Ghost annoys]] [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The Engineer]] and incurs his wrath.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E5pi6SDOig March 20th - 24th, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/9E5pi6SDOig?t=34m19s The African Booty Scratcher chain-calls Ghost.]]
-->'''Ghost''': GODDAMN AFRICAN BOOTY SCRATCHER! How many freakin' numbers do you have out there in Africa!?
** [[https://youtu.be/9E5pi6SDOig?t=40m20s This splice of Raiden's "final words"]] sounds [[NightmareFuel frightening]] at first, but then it steers right into hilarity territory when "Ghostama bin Laden" runs him over with a truck, and the actual Ghost explodes into a fit of rage over it.
*** That already loses its nightmare fuel when its intro tag says "Radio [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKIN']] Graffiti!".
** [[https://youtu.be/9E5pi6SDOig?t=1h17m6s A.B.S. gets a visit from a water filter salesman.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/9E5pi6SDOig?t=1h24m16s Tub Guy comes back, and he too needs a dispenser.]]
** Two instances of [[https://youtu.be/9E5pi6SDOig?t=37m57s musical]] [[https://youtu.be/9E5pi6SDOig?t=56m1s blasphemy]] occurred during the week, which start out as sophisticated mash-ups of songs that Ghost never wants together, and then turn into Austin Vibrators and goat noises.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZDcs7eacO8 March 25th, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/hZDcs7eacO8?t=22m37s Power Rangers Ghost Force! With the African Booty Scratcher as the Black Ranger]].
** [[https://youtu.be/hZDcs7eacO8?t=29m18s Germit reads "Ghost is Love. Ghost is Life."]]
** [[https://youtu.be/hZDcs7eacO8?t=45m16s Ghost drinks Donald Trump's second harvest.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/hZDcs7eacO8?t=46m28s "Need Richard Spencer here! Need Richard Spencer here!"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v15yQWQ-vfc March 27th - 30th, 2017]]
** "That is the fruitiest song of Fruity [=McFaggins=] songs." [[https://youtu.be/v15yQWQ-vfc?t=25m2s Cue remix of Ghost singing said song.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v15yQWQ-vfc&feature=youtu.be&t=56m27s Benito Ghostini exposes a dangerous policy of the Trump administration.]]
** Ghost happened to do his [[NumberOfTheBeast 666th broadcast]] on the 28th. The trolls have certainly taken notice as plenty of calls in this RG were Satanism-related, [[https://youtu.be/v15yQWQ-vfc?t=49m40s with the best one featuring RaidenSnake's sacrifice.]] Unfortunately, the joke is lost on Ghost.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v15yQWQ-vfc&feature=youtu.be&t=4627 Ghost gets]] [[BlackComedyRape raped by a Russian bear]]; the splice ends with the Film/BossNigger loop.
** [[https://youtu.be/v15yQWQ-vfc?t=1h49m46s Ghost throws Templeton under the bus. Literally.]]
** [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys Bunny]] [[AxCrazy Ghost]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v15yQWQ-vfc&feature=youtu.be&t=7119 strikes again by throwing Ghost into]] [[CruelAndUnusualDeath the Woodchipper for]] [[ItAmusedMe the Lulz.]]
-->'''[[AxCrazy Bunny Ghost]]''': [[LargeHam It's about time for everybody's FAVORITE part of the broadcast,]] and I'm talking about [[CrossesTheLineTwice throw A GODDAMN CRIPPLE in the WOODCHIPPER!]]\\
'''Ghost''' (Reacting to the splice): I mean, man- [[DudeNotFunny Ugh... Throwing cripples]] [[KickTheDog into woodchipper-]] *Cringes* Sometimes I don't even know why I'm doing this show, man. I'm serious, you know. Uhh, I mean- Sometimes I don't even know what the hell I'm doing. I don't even know why I'm doing it. I'm not even joking, man.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac10hil7LyU March 31th, 2017]]
** After the entire week of trolls trying to entice Ghost to drink, he finally gave in. But before that, he pulls a "Kurt Eichenwald" and pretended to have a seizure from looking at a beer gif.
*** The rest of the show became dedicated to callers pressuring to stop him from drinking, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint and then Distilling suggests he should switch to sniffing paint]].
*** [[https://youtu.be/Ac10hil7LyU?t=54m25s The African Booty Scratcher responds to this by starting an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.]]
*** [[https://youtu.be/Ac10hil7LyU?t=1h10m35s Then the Arab Prince calls in]] and offers to switch Ghost's drinks with a non-alcoholic substitute. Then he says he'll convert Ghost to Islam if it's the last thing he does. [[BigNo Ghost doesn't take this lightly.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Ac10hil7LyU?t=1h14m31s Fat Albin and the Short Bus Kids]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNk7DI-KAbs April 3rd-7th, 2017]]
** Ghost tells of the time he went to a public bathroom, [[https://youtu.be/ZNk7DI-KAbs?t=13m41s wearing a pair of "dickhole" underpants]].
** [[https://youtu.be/ZNk7DI-KAbs?t=1h27m56s The Swedish Chef makes a hambone slushie.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ZNk7DI-KAbs?t=1h35m42s "Getting Blown In Georgia"]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ZNk7DI-KAbs?t=1h45m58s RaidenSnake would have problems answering the phone]] during Radio Graffiti, making Ghost think he might be doing something else while on the line.
** [[https://youtu.be/ZNk7DI-KAbs?t=1h52m39s Ghost as a fruity-ass frog serenades Germit with "Hello My Baby, Hello My Honey" and makes him his Pepe.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ZNk7DI-KAbs?t=1h54m7s Father Tub Guy hears confessions from Herbert the Pervert and the Arab Prince.]]
*** Ghost went ape-shit over that splice, and got even madder when he thought Tub Guy was gonna answer back but didn't.
** [[https://youtu.be/ZNk7DI-KAbs?t=2h11m38s Pylons makes a decidedly different version of Ghost's "dickhole" story.]]
** [[Franchise/RickAndMorty Rick rescues Morty]] [[https://youtu.be/ZNk7DI-KAbs?t=2h20m27s from Ghost's woodshed.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQeV-JW9uhU April 8th, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/EQeV-JW9uhU?t=1326 The Cleveland Show theme]] with a twist.
** [[https://youtu.be/EQeV-JW9uhU?t=1455 The Ghost Force returns]], this time taking on the Arab Prince. Featuring Germit making a BigDamnHeroes moment. (Although the splice's sheer length may detract from it for many people.)
** [[https://youtu.be/z0MRH31A16k?t=6355 Ghost takes]] [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Steven]] to the woodshed, before being [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown interrupted]] by the Crystal Gems.
** [[https://youtu.be/EQeV-JW9uhU?t=2533 Ghost fills]] Alex Jones with lead... only for [[WeCanRebuildHim Alex's followers to unveil the new and improved Alex 2.0]].
* [[https://youtu.be/vFQ4KIl5-gE?t=5h2m20s April 10th-13th, 2017]] Elfoxo finally uploaded a new cluster of Radio Graffiti segments, including the other episodes from previous weeks.
** Let's start by mentioning that Ghost took 2 separate days off that week due to a storm going through San Antonio and then the latter because of Good Friday. The trolls would later call him "lazy" for it during Saturday's shout outs.
** [[https://youtu.be/vFQ4KIl5-gE?t=5h15m11s Ghost is Barney Gumble from]] ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''.
** For some reason, [[TheScrappy the Cleveland Show troll]] avoided spamming the unfunny theme song for a minute and [[https://youtu.be/vFQ4KIl5-gE?t=5h15m37s spliced Ghost having sex with Leslie Jones]].
** [[https://youtu.be/vFQ4KIl5-gE?t=5h21m23s Ghost gets a perverted caller and thinks it's]] [[BerserkButton Teutonic Plague.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/vFQ4KIl5-gE?t=5h24m27s Ghost Mating Season]]
** [[https://youtu.be/vFQ4KIl5-gE?t=5h48m8s Alex Jones says this Ghost.]]
-->'''Alex Jones''': Hey Ghost, you think you can out-Alex Jones me? Let's see you try to sell Brain Force! You take one pill and it gets rid of all the globalists.
** [[https://youtu.be/vFQ4KIl5-gE?t=5h48m28s Drunk Ghost vs. Sober Ghost]]
*** It gets even funnier the 2nd time as [[https://youtu.be/vFQ4KIl5-gE?t=5h56m17s Drunk Ghost vs. Sober Ghost (after eating a lot of butter)]]
** [[https://youtu.be/vFQ4KIl5-gE?t=5h54m21s Germit gives the "Inner-Ghost" anal passage some pressure.]]
** Ghost always says he would become "Mr. Black People" if he shot or punched out Music/{{Eminem}}. [[https://youtu.be/vFQ4KIl5-gE?t=6h13m1s This splice shows the reality of that.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/vFQ4KIl5-gE?t=6h15m45s True Zionist Radio]]
** [[https://youtu.be/vFQ4KIl5-gE?t=6h17m39s Trump unleashes the new national anthem.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/vFQ4KIl5-gE?t=6h19m11s Tub Guy issues an ultimatum: if Ghost sells all of his "Mah Keedz" merch, Ghost would play with Raiden's snake.]] [[CatchPhrase "Oh my!"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg0NazE4Tfc April 15th, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Mg0NazE4Tfc?t=5m34s J-Man Capitalist's homophobic_alex_jones_spook_leaves_his_lower_half_in_pyro_patties.cans.wav]]. A 2-minute splice-fest involving Ghost being raped by [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The Soldier and Sniper then set on fire by his Engineer as the Pyro,]] [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe leaving his legs in a fast food joint]] [[RunningGag and needing a wheelchair because of it]], then losing his wheelchair and getting hit by a Piss Train. Ghost is too confused to even cans.wav.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg0NazE4Tfc&t=1087 RIP]] [[EarRape Headphone Users]]. ([[CrossesTheLineTwice Depending on your prespective]])
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg0NazE4Tfc&t=1101 Someone makes Musical Blasphemy by mixing]] "Relax" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood with Nickelback.
** [[https://youtu.be/Mg0NazE4Tfc?t=14m6s The Passion of Snakus Christ]] - For that Easter-weekend treatment of everybody's favorite [[TheChewToy punching bag]], [[TheScrappy RaidenSnake]].
*** This splice also came in an hour after Raiden allegedly left [=Twitter=] and the Inner Circle Discord chat, worrying Ghost even more.
** [[https://youtu.be/Mg0NazE4Tfc?t=37m48s "You know, I would like to eat Germit poo."]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg0NazE4Tfc&t=1999 Ghost's reaction to RaidenSnake being a furry (despite being confirmed to be Photoshopped).]] '''[[HilarityEnsues Cans.wav ensues!]]'''
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg0NazE4Tfc&t=3387 Ghost loses the Golden Microphone to]] Alex Jones [[SoreLoser and completely loses his mind.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Mg0NazE4Tfc?t=53m11s Even more]] [[{{Music/Eminem}} Musical Blasphemy,]] Complete with the usual "Mr Black People" response.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-czdfPoies4 April 18th, 19th & 21st, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/-czdfPoies4?t=15m5s Ghost is a]] [[VideoGame/Left4Dead Boomer]] and throws up all over [[TheChewToy RaidenSnake]], getting him killed by zombies.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNhcye6X8nI April 20th, 2017]]
** Much like last year, the shout-outs include people wishing Ghost [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler a happy birthday]].
** {{UsefulNotes/Columbine}} [[https://youtu.be/oNhcye6X8nI?t=7m6s Down by 15%]].
** [[https://youtu.be/oNhcye6X8nI?t=1m Soros Owns Ghost]]
** [[https://youtu.be/oNhcye6X8nI?t=1m56s Trans Raiden Snake]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNhcye6X8nI&feature=youtu.be&t=7m22s Smoke A Klebold]].
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNhcye6X8nI&feature=youtu.be&t=8m45s Knee Gore Ri-]] '''YOU SON OF A''' *Cans.wav*
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNhcye6X8nI&feature=youtu.be&t=10m6s Raiden Shat From Uterus Day]].
** [[https://youtu.be/oNhcye6X8nI?t=12m3s Thomas Harris and Albin Klebold]]
** [[https://youtu.be/oNhcye6X8nI?t=26m4s Alex Jones likes to eat children.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyMCaMfGifU April 22nd, 2017 - Troll Show #8]]
** [[https://youtu.be/tyMCaMfGifU?t=1h54m29s "I'm literally smoking fruitbowls..."]]
** It takes some time to get to Radio Graffiti, as Ghost gets a little preoccupied with a massive rant about Hitler. This results in him being extremely hacked off to begin with, and the previous splice pushes him so far that he wants to end the show an hour early. [[https://youtu.be/tyMCaMfGifU?t=1h55m39s And then he remembers that he bought a lot more weed than he needed for 4/20]], and opts for drastic measures to get through the rest of the show. [[IntoxicationEnsues He takes four hits of it before he gets back into RG.]]
** During a rather chilled conversation with a bunch of the Inner Circle, Ghost has someone else chip in. [[https://youtu.be/tyMCaMfGifU?t=2h36m18s It's (allegedly)]] [[TheScrappy Masked Pony]]. But it's pretty blatant that it's not really him (Everyone else in the call sees through him instantly), but Ghost is too trashed to pick up on that initially. [[https://youtu.be/tyMCaMfGifU?t=2h39m59s When Ghost decides to end the group call,]] "Masked Pony" instantly drops the facade.
** [[https://youtu.be/tyMCaMfGifU?t=2h42m58s En, En, En-gineer-ah, the one we like the most!]] [[ChutneyMusic En, En, En-gineer-ah, Engineer's the host!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/tyMCaMfGifU?t=2h44m40s It's raining]] apples/assholes!
** [[https://youtu.be/tyMCaMfGifU?t=2h50m33s Ghost drinks the blood of a midget and becomes demonic.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/tyMCaMfGifU?t=2h51m54s Tamina strikes again.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/tyMCaMfGifU?t=2h58m36s Mickey Mouse gets high off himself.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4JRV5S8Pos April 24th, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/T4JRV5S8Pos?t=19m16s Ghost explores the possibility of a major impact on Neil Degrasse Tyson's "Uranus".]]
** [[https://youtu.be/T4JRV5S8Pos?t=20m33s "Double-Dipped Dickhole. Try and say THAT 5 times fast!"]]
** Not too much else happened on this short Radio Graffiti, except for [[https://youtu.be/T4JRV5S8Pos?t=21m18s 8Equal's usual anti-Raiden splice]] and the subsequent bitching from the actual Raiden. [[spoiler:[[https://youtu.be/T4JRV5S8Pos?t=24m28s And then Boat instant-mixes Raiden and Ghost's conversation.]]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbs59mH7KNg April 26th, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/lbs59mH7KNg?t=48s The Trans]] {{UsefulNotes/Columbine}}. (Shows up a sign of the Columbine High School with [[CrossesTheLineTwice a pair of balls on it]])
** [[https://youtu.be/lbs59mH7KNg?t=1m18s Double Dipped By]] [[WesternAnimation/ChipAndDale Chip And Dale]].
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbs59mH7KNg&feature=youtu.be&t=4m20s Mrs. Ghost Got Squirrel'd]]. [[note]] Mainly a reference to a car accident that Ghost's wife suffered from. She luckily survived and is currently recovering, however. [[/note]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbs59mH7KNg&feature=youtu.be&t=25m The Audience laughs at Mrs. Ghost's car accident.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/lbs59mH7KNg?t=13m44s True Squirrel Radio]], Feat. African Booty Scratcher
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbs59mH7KNg&feature=youtu.be&t=25m25s Ghost distracts his wife by giving her a call, with the courtesy of]] [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Sandy Cheeks]].
-->'''Mrs. Ghost''' (Sandy Cheeks): "Hi, honey! How 'ya doing- [[OhCrap OH MY GOOOOD!]]" *Car crash noises*\\
'''Ghost''' (Spliced): "Uh... um... [[DeadpanSnarker I'm glad you're dead, you know?]] I'm glad my wife is dead! I'm glad you're dead, I'm LOL-ing, right. I'M HAPPY! *Laughs* LOL, YOU DIED-"\\
'''Ghost''' (Reacting to the splice): [[RageBreakingPoint God damn it, Twillie Atkins YOU BITCH]]- *Cans.wav* -HORSE! *More Cans.wav* YOU BITCH HORSE! ARRRRGGHHHHHH, DON'T TALK ABOUT MY WIFE THAT WAY YOU STUPID HORSE ARRRGHHHH!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coKB_6X7oS0 April 29th 2017 - Troll Show #9]]
** "[[https://youtu.be/coKB_6X7oS0?t=2m57s Ghost Want a Cracker?]] ... [[LampshadeHanging You know I gotta be careful about reading some of these names]] 'cause some of you people are trying to get me to say something so you could splice the sonofabitch." [[TemptingFate He wasn't careful enough]], since that was followed by an assault of [[https://youtu.be/coKB_6X7oS0?t=42m38s instant parrot splices]].
** [[https://youtu.be/coKB_6X7oS0?t=25m48s Ghost vs. Samurai Jack]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coKB_6X7oS0&feature=youtu.be&t=47m16s RaidenSnake reenacts the]] {{UsefulNotes/Columbine}} [[CrossesTheLineTwice School Massacre]] while "[[Music/FosterThePeople Pumped Up Kicks]]" plays in the background.
** [[https://youtu.be/coKB_6X7oS0?t=49m8s Germit asks what Ghost thinks of his granny.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/coKB_6X7oS0?t=58m23s Tamina the Trap drives the short bus and gets into a car accident with Ghost's wife]], and that's just the beginning.
*** Afterwards Ghost starts ranting about Tamina, wondering why he/she always fucks him in his/her splices.
** [[https://youtu.be/coKB_6X7oS0?t=1h2m31s "RaidenGecko here. Did you know you could save a lot of money on car insurance by switching to Goyimco?"]]
** [[https://youtu.be/coKB_6X7oS0?t=1h4m47s Ghost eats literal crack cupcakes, and the police arrive.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/coKB_6X7oS0?t=1h16m44s Ghost loves squirrel-fisting.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkzEeoGEJVM May 1st - 4th, 2017]]
* [[https://youtu.be/mkzEeoGEJVM?t=1h38m7s May 5th, 2017]] Included in the above video, the 500th episode of TCR.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7fzbfS6Hhg May 6th, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/k7fzbfS6Hhg?t=18m58s Dr. Booty Scratcher diagnoses Ghost with HIV after he had sex with ElFoxo.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/k7fzbfS6Hhg?t=27m12s "Bill & Hillary Clinton, Radio Graffiti" *zombie noises*]]
** [[https://youtu.be/k7fzbfS6Hhg?t=27m50s An instant splice of Ghost reading the ElFoxo names from earlier in the show.]] A rare occasion when Ghost [[ActuallyPrettyFunny laughs]] at a splice.
** A [[TheOtherDarrin bootleg version]] of the African Booty Scratcher body slams [[Wrestling/HulkHogan Hambone Hogan]] in [[https://youtu.be/k7fzbfS6Hhg?t=34m53s True Capitalist Wrestling]]. Even though the call was trashed for having an Obamaphone-type quality, the premise was still funny.
** [[https://youtu.be/k7fzbfS6Hhg?t=58m52s Ghost signs a $500,000 contract]] and becomes a co-star with [[Series/TheDailyShow Hasan Minhaj]] in a Comedy Central show (spliced from Minhaj's speech at the White House Correspondence Dinner). Racial jokes are abound and he would humiliate himself for the routine, but he loses his patience [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking after getting slapped in the face with a pie]] and attacks Minhaj until it cuts to [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties The Girl From Ipanema]].
*** At the end of the splice, the following exchange is given:
-->'''Ghost''' (Spliced): [[CallBack "I've already heard J-Man Capitalist a few times, go fuck off!"]]\\
'''J-Man''': [[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny "Ehhh, he don't know me vewy well, do he?"]] *plays [[RefugeInAudacity Ghost saying the n-word repeatedly]] until he gets cut off*\\
'''Ghost''' (reacting to the splice): "HEY, HEY, HEY! SHUT HIM OFF! [[RageBreakingPoint SHUT THIS RACIST *cans.wav* BASTARD!]] ENOUGH OF THE RACISM! ENOOOOOUGH!
** [[https://youtu.be/k7fzbfS6Hhg?t=1h22m47s "Raiden First, Trumpin Next"]]
** Toward the end of the broadcast, he keeps getting calls with racist splices of Donkey Kong from VideoGame/MarioKart64.
** Ghost sings to a [[https://youtu.be/k7fzbfS6Hhg?t=1h36m8s Chinese song]] that plays on his show, [[https://youtu.be/k7fzbfS6Hhg?t=1h45m12s and ends up getting remixed by Boat moments later]].
** [[https://youtu.be/k7fzbfS6Hhg?t=1h37m11s The Pet Mexican calls Ghost]] to point out the mediocrity in certain portions of Radio Graffiti, [[MoodWhiplash and then tells him he's using one of his autographs as a canvas for]] [[RunningGag spray-painting]].
** [[https://youtu.be/k7fzbfS6Hhg?t=1h48m47s Ghost can't understand what Tub Guy is saying, but then again he doesn't need to (he knows Tub Guy).]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Third Run (2017-2018)]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BU3Kn5EiWM October 31st, 2017. Ghost finally returns!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/1BU3Kn5EiWM?t=10m10s The Trans Fidget Spinner]]
** [[https://youtu.be/1BU3Kn5EiWM?t=29m40s CapitalistMao gives us a hot tip about investing in PissCoin.]]
** Ghost spends a solid 15 minutes in the first hour raging over "poz-holes", with people sending him Pozole soup and telling him that they've booked a reservation for him at an HIV+ restaurant.
** After 6 months off, what's the first name Ghost reads during shoutouts? Mandalay Bay Bullet Buffet.
** Ghost's rant on Rick and Morty is pure gold, especially when he starts imitating someone who freaked out, screaming "I'M PICKLE RICK!".
** The show closes out with Tub Guy saying he's at the HIV+ restaurant waiting for Ghost, and they'll order two #9s, a #69 with extra poz dip, and a fried pickle with Szechuan Sauce. Oh my.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8zEY0UOzeU November 3rd, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/15OlNzR_f7k?t=10m19s Balder Friday]]
** [[https://youtu.be/W8zEY0UOzeU?t=10m13s A caller falls asleep and snores into the mic when Ghost calls him,]] sending Ghost into a fit of outrage and wishing for him to [[DisproportionateRetribution die in his sleep for falling asleep during the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/15OlNzR_f7k?t=34m16s Ghost destroys Trump Tower.]]
** The Rick & Morty rant on Tuesday had the expected blowback. Including Gab names like "Pickle Ghost" and "Pickle Templeton", along with splices of Ghost losing it when he can't get the Szechuan Sauce.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWdo5lY6I7I November 6th, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/eWdo5lY6I7I?t=17m3s Ghost does his woodshed routine, and winds up breaking his beer bottle. Guess who he blames.]] Gets even better when Templeton comes in and tries to lap up the spilt beer.
** Shoutouts were full of references to the Sutherland Springs Baptist Church shooting, with names like "Church 26% More Holy" and "5 Hail Marys in 100 Bullets". Since this happened in Texas, Ghost was extra sore about it.
** [[https://youtu.be/eWdo5lY6I7I?t=34m47s The African Booty Scratcher returned with a glorious parody of "Thriller".]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKg7x_Euoog November 8th, 2017]]
** A heavy emphasis on bald jokes. Including "Bald-er Friday" and photoshopped images of Trump and Ghost's new avatar being bald.
** [[https://youtu.be/BKg7x_Euoog?t=21m41s What's going on between Ghost and Hank Hill is personal, all right?]]
** [[https://youtu.be/BKg7x_Euoog?t=22m44s fires butt darts from his ass.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/BKg7x_Euoog?t=29m30s The exotic pet owner from the last show called up again, to tell Ghost that he named his western diamondback rattlesnake Templeton.]] Ghost is not amused.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7lYjwgXIKE November 10th, 2017]]
** More bald jokes, this time combined with Vietnam to really anger Ghost, with names like "Left Hair in Rice Paddies".
** [[https://youtu.be/_7lYjwgXIKE?t=16m54s "Ghost is a Bootleg of Infowars".]] Ghost goes nuclear over this one.
** [[https://youtu.be/_7lYjwgXIKE?t=25m58s The African Booty Scratcher stars in an ad giving away free wigs made of the pubic hair from African men.]]
** A splice involving Kevin Spacey, Ghost and young children. Ghost loses his mind, calling for the death of anyone who found that splice funny.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ9JjOot9RQ November 13th, 2017.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/iQ9JjOot9RQ?t=55 LOOK AT MY GAB, CHECK OUT MY GAB, LOOK AT MY GAB!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/iQ9JjOot9RQ?t=206 Ghost agrees to watch over Templeton the rattlesnake, gets bit and has to have his arm amputated due to the venom.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/iQ9JjOot9RQ?t=336 A fairly standard splice of Ghost losing his legs in Vietnam with Pearl from Steven Universe quickly turns 10x funnier when Donald Trump closes out the splice with this brief message.]]
-->"I'm Donald Trump, and I approve Ghost the Crippled Veteran Soldier!"
** [[https://youtu.be/rZ4cPvHgyiI?t=1493 Ghost wants to Make Texas Mexico Again.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/iQ9JjOot9RQ?t=1126 Trolls reactivate an old sore spot with a Funny or Die video featuring Herman Cain talking about sexual harassment.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DrucAecAEM November 15th, 2017.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/1DrucAecAEM?t=23m1s Radio Graffiti opens up with an advertisement for Suicide Vodka.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/1DrucAecAEM?t=25m59s Ghost learns that rattlesnake venom can cure baldness, and lets Templeton the Rattlesnake bite him in the face.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/1DrucAecAEM?t=43m1s A splice explains why people fall asleep to TCR.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/1DrucAecAEM?t=47m2s Tub Guy explains how he gained all the "autismbux" he missed out on as a kid, then spent it on bathroom renovations, leading Ghost to rage about autists until the show ends.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHDInK8BU80 November 17th, 2017.]]
** You might already be familiar with The Whore Master, now meet [[https://youtu.be/jHDInK8BU80?t=1m28s The MOORE Master!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/jHDInK8BU80?t=126 Ghost's Inner Poz-Holes]]
** [[https://youtu.be/jHDInK8BU80?t=398 "Black People, Radio Graffiti." *chimp noises*]]
** [[https://youtu.be/jHDInK8BU80?t=656 "Hall of the Hambone King"]]
** [[https://youtu.be/jHDInK8BU80?t=798 Ghost promotes "DarkiesCoin"]]
** [[https://youtu.be/jHDInK8BU80?t=988 Boat mixes Ghost with "poz-hole" music.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/jHDInK8BU80?t=1149 Junkyard America: President Trump edition]]
** [[https://youtu.be/jHDInK8BU80?t=1218 The show ends with a bizarre audio clip of what sounds like Ghost masquerading as a Brony sex line.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UMiHJQH2Uw November 22nd, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/8UMiHJQH2Uw?t=20m15s Somebody prank calls Trump Tower customer support with Ghost's voice,]] causing Ghost to [[RageQuit end the show prematurely]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Y9M0P7wBU November 23rd, 2017]]
** The whole show qualifies as a funny moment, since right after The Markets, Ghost started taking calls, and didn't stop until he Rage Quit nearly 2 and a half hours in, leading to one long HumiliationConga for him. Highlights include Ghost having roast Templeton for dinner (again), Distilling Captialist's paint-huffing, and a splice of Ghost having sex with a dom man while calling him "master".
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oINZL0-uoc November 26th, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/_oINZL0-uoc?t=612 Ghost finds some interesting tastes in his drink.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/_oINZL0-uoc?t=760 Ghost wants to give a bird a stuffing.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTaUZcEoicY& November 29th, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/lTaUZcEoicY?t=45 Ghost explains what he'd do to Obama.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/lTaUZcEoicY?t=111 Ghost gets tongue tied and rages hard, spouting off gibberish.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/lTaUZcEoicY?t=193 What's going on between Ghost and]] [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Luigi]] is personal.
** [[https://youtu.be/lTaUZcEoicY?t=282 1-900-BUCKMEHARD]]
** [[https://youtu.be/lTaUZcEoicY?t=671 Templeton loves communists.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/lTaUZcEoicY?t=1096 A forkin' remix.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUc7xP0_pWg December 1st, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/SUc7xP0_pWg?t=57 Uncle Bernie returns.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/SUc7xP0_pWg?t=909 Ghost wants people to follow him on his Grindr.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/SUc7xP0_pWg?t=975 Trump forks Ghost's bacon-bit ridden buttcrack.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/SUc7xP0_pWg?t=1391 Satanic Ghost returns.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/SUc7xP0_pWg?t=1524 Boat goes in for the kill.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqyxj9BZQSE December 5th, 2017.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/jqyxj9BZQSE?t=479 Fork You Texas.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/jqyxj9BZQSE?t=625 Ghost has his ass eaten by]] [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The Heavy.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/jqyxj9BZQSE?t=720 Ghost shits on the Alamo.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/jqyxj9BZQSE?t=883 Autist American Idol]]
** [[https://youtu.be/jqyxj9BZQSE?t=927 Ghostvana - Fork Me]]
** [[https://youtu.be/jqyxj9BZQSE?t=1007 Cartoon Ghost returns.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/jqyxj9BZQSE?t=1118 Ghost parties all the time.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/jqyxj9BZQSE?t=1196 Ghost finds out John Cena is into anime.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/jqyxj9BZQSE?t=1309 Ghost exposes his plans for 42 coin.]] Taken up to eleven when the splice [[https://youtu.be/jqyxj9BZQSE?t=1368 is played a second time right after.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xeYF9Neqcc December 11th, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/1xeYF9Neqcc?t=28s My Little Albin]]
** [[https://youtu.be/1xeYF9Neqcc?t=1m53s Charlie Stole My Teeth]]
** [[https://youtu.be/1xeYF9Neqcc?t=2m28s Hanging]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice Out With]] [[Music/LinkinPark Chester Bennington]]
** [[https://youtu.be/1xeYF9Neqcc?t=3m17s TCR T-Shirt = Good Toilet Paper]]
** [[https://youtu.be/1xeYF9Neqcc?t=4m The Trans Dentures]]
** [[https://youtu.be/1xeYF9Neqcc?t=5m8s Ghost Hates]] [[PunnyName Nay Grow]]. Plus the DelayedReaction and the further Cans.wav since "Super Knee-Gah Bros".
** [[https://youtu.be/1xeYF9Neqcc?t=9m34s True]] [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Pickle Radio.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/1xeYF9Neqcc?t=14m30s MaskedPony]] finally brings justice against the [[WesternAnimation/TheClevelandShow Cleveland Brown caller.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/1xeYF9Neqcc?t=17m22s Ghost]] [[BestialityIsDepraved screws Templeton.]]
-->'''Ghost''' (Spliced): [[BigYes YES, YES!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice I FREAKING LOVE TEMPLETON PORNOGRAPHY!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDrDWeCCEGY December 13th, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/NDrDWeCCEGY?t=18m36s A love song to Donald Trump]], from [[WebVideo/FilthyFrank Pink Guy]].
** [[https://youtu.be/NDrDWeCCEGY?t=20m46s Mario and Cappy get a Power Moon from Ghost]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTbmC12hHdM December 15th, 2017]]
** Though most of the show was Ghost raging at his fans and trolls, there were still highlights.
** The show ended with [[https://youtu.be/nTbmC12hHdM?t=20m31s a splice of Ghost and Bernie Sanders having sex]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHsR_kJmL0o December 18th, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/PHsR_kJmL0o?t=369 Young Ghost is exposed by his school, and punished by his parents for it.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/PHsR_kJmL0o?t=499 Templeton sings some Nickelback.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/PHsR_kJmL0o?t=572 Ghost calls the White House.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/PHsR_kJmL0o?t=947 Boat's insta-remixes continue]]
** [[https://youtu.be/PHsR_kJmL0o?t=1020 Ghost gets down with La Raza, courtesy of The Pet Mexican]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IixPaVnvh0Y December 22nd, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/IixPaVnvh0Y?t=405 Ghost learns that Suicide is Painless]]
** [[https://youtu.be/IixPaVnvh0Y?t=571 Tub Guy's in Hot Water with Ghost. Oh my.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3zwJkj9QkY& Christmas Eve, 2017.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Z3zwJkj9QkY?t=62 Jolly Ol' Saint Necka.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Z3zwJkj9QkY?t=402 Uncle Knee Guard Claus]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Z3zwJkj9QkY?t=450 No Rights For Vinegars]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Z3zwJkj9QkY?t=610 The African Booty Scratcher, or someone using his voice, exposes Ghost.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Z3zwJkj9QkY?t=992 Ghostler wounds himself.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Z3zwJkj9QkY?t=1147 Ghost gets off to cartoons 5 days a week, for 3 hours a day.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Z3zwJkj9QkY?t=1240 Satanic Ghost has an aura.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Z3zwJkj9QkY?t=1410 Ghost gets "fired" by Donald Trump.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Z3zwJkj9QkY?t=1610 The Capitalist Army reveals their inner racism.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhQ3F7ZmPN4 December 27th, 2017]]
** [[https://youtu.be/PhQ3F7ZmPN4?t=143 1 fish, 2 fish, I'm Jewish]]
** [[https://youtu.be/PhQ3F7ZmPN4?t=216 EnJewNeer]]
** [[https://youtu.be/PhQ3F7ZmPN4?t=405 I'm Pure Albin]]
** [[https://youtu.be/PhQ3F7ZmPN4?t=465 The Texas Knee Guard'sers]]
** [[https://youtu.be/PhQ3F7ZmPN4?t=1080 Trump and Obama sing "Barbie Girl"]]
** [[https://youtu.be/PhQ3F7ZmPN4?t=1162 Templeton sings the Cleveland Show theme]]
** [[https://youtu.be/PhQ3F7ZmPN4?t=1254 Ghost and Tub Guy -- "Oh My".]]
** [[https://youtu.be/PhQ3F7ZmPN4?t=1787 Ghost rages over Video Game Addiction being an officially recognized mental health condition.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNrU_zUMEjg December 31st, 2017]]
** Many of the award winners for this year's Ghosties show are subjects of controversy, but both the winner and the honorable mention for "Best Transtesticle" [[spoiler:Shelby/Shelbu and Twilie Atkins]] were pretty hilarious, considering [[spoiler:neither are trannies]].
** [[https://youtu.be/jNrU_zUMEjg?t=39m38s Also the mere fact that the African Booty Scratcher got nominated for "[=TCR=] Troll of the Year" triggers Ghost.]]
** Ghost uses [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Mr. Meeseeks]] [[https://youtu.be/jNrU_zUMEjg?t=43m59s to assassinate Trump.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cofVD8kHtpM January 5th, 2018]] A Baller Friday that Ghost promises he ''won't'' forget.
** More Knee Guard names.
*** Also Disney Grows Fast (he missed it).
** Another name: LGBTCR
** Twilie Atkins makes Ghost watch the [[https://youtu.be/cofVD8kHtpM?t=8m8s True Capitalist Anime]].
** Film/BossNigger returns when you least expect it.
** J-Man returns with a splice that promotes [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cofVD8kHtpM&t=988s a retirement home for Ghost]], featuring the African Booty Scratcher.
** [[https://youtu.be/cofVD8kHtpM?t=23m1s Tub Guy sings]] [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 Do you wanna be a Poz-hole?]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNLI8q0BmaI January 8th, 2018]]
** [[https://youtu.be/MNLI8q0BmaI?t=980 Ghost hangs himself and is found in the forest by Logan Paul.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/MNLI8q0BmaI?t=1210 "Obamaphone, Radio Graffiti." *low quality, unintelligible audio*]]
** [[https://youtu.be/MNLI8q0BmaI?t=1234 Ghost details his plan for Donald Trump's bitchy blonde-headed ass.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/MNLI8q0BmaI?t=1435 DJ Ghost -- All The Way Up.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/MNLI8q0BmaI?t=1576 Ghost gets tongue tied during an insult combo, infuriating him.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/MNLI8q0BmaI?t=1770 A very bizarre call of what appears to be racist Ghost prankcalling someone, ending in racist ear-rape too.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/MNLI8q0BmaI?t=1823 The Pet Mexican trolls Ghost by repeatedly saying the N-Word.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/MNLI8q0BmaI?t=1864 DJ Ghost -- Kill Yourself]]
** [[https://youtu.be/MNLI8q0BmaI?t=1938 Tub Guy wants to do something with Ghost at]] [[CallBack The Midnight Cowboy.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2RvXKt8cW4 January 10th, 2018]]
** [[https://youtu.be/V2RvXKt8cW4?t=1m25s I Wish, I Wish I Wasn't Jewish.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/V2RvXKt8cW4?t=300 Disney Grow President takes Ghost a few seconds to understand]]
** [[https://youtu.be/V2RvXKt8cW4?t=569 The Internet Buttstalker retroactively trolls Ghost with a video from 2011.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/V2RvXKt8cW4?t=843 Ghost gets back-to-back racist Oprah splices.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/V2RvXKt8cW4?t=961 Ghost details a story about how he "handled" bullies.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/V2RvXKt8cW4?t=1181 Bathrobe Dwane calls Ghost.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMor74Viz7k January 12th, 2018]] The 10 year anniversary of Ghost!
** [[https://youtu.be/dMor74Viz7k?t=529 Ghost talks about his prognostications for Knee Guard currency.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/dMor74Viz7k?t=588 The African Booty Scratcher(s) ambush Ghost in VRChat, asking if]] [[MemeticMutation He knows the way.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/dMor74Viz7k?t=664 Ghost gets called by an Alex Jones ad,]] but what makes it funny is [[https://youtu.be/dMor74Viz7k?t=690 the followup call]]
** [[https://youtu.be/dMor74Viz7k?t=866 The Internet Buttstalker (or someone impersonating him) asks Ghost a question.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/dMor74Viz7k?t=925 Boat remixes one of his earlier tracks for a 10 year anniversary insta-splice.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/dMor74Viz7k?t=1323 Ghost sacrifices the Inner Circle]]
** [[https://youtu.be/dMor74Viz7k?t=1843 Tub Guy, despite sounding somewhat under the weather, closes out the show. Ohh myy.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je80q5Ui2qU January 15th, 2018]]
** [[https://youtu.be/je80q5Ui2qU?t=209 Mai Lou Sass fools Ghost after all these years.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/je80q5Ui2qU?t=304 Sultan of Knee Guards]]
** [[https://youtu.be/je80q5Ui2qU?t=758 "NO MORE CHIMPS"]]
** [[https://youtu.be/je80q5Ui2qU?t=867 It will be legal in Texas to shoot Martin Luther the King.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/je80q5Ui2qU?t=952 Ghost decides to do something else with a chicken for MLK Day.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/je80q5Ui2qU?t=1288 Swing low, sweet 42coin...]]
* [[https://youtu.be/3EMtFhTpuew January 17th, 2018]]
** [[https://youtu.be/3EMtFhTpuew?t=5m18s Making Nuns Show Their Buns]]
** [[https://youtu.be/3EMtFhTpuew?t=13m44s SUCK MY DICK guy returns with a remix.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/3EMtFhTpuew?t=16m35s Ghost loves Anne Frank's body pillow.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/3EMtFhTpuew?t=18m28s Brokeback Broke-dick Chimpback]]
** [[https://youtu.be/3EMtFhTpuew?t=23m32s More Bathrobe Dwane!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/3EMtFhTpuew?t=24m23s Ghost's fingers are too big for the buttons.]]
-->'''Ghost (raging at the splicer)''': "I BET YOU'RE SO DAMN FAT, YOU USE PILLOW-CASES FOR SOCKS! YOU DIABETIC FOOT ASSHOLE!"
** [[https://youtu.be/3EMtFhTpuew?t=25m31s The spaghetti guy catches Ghost off-guard with the n-word.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/3EMtFhTpuew?t=28m28s Remember Ghost's song from New Year's Eve that goes "DON'T poz my neghole"? Well...]]
** [[https://youtu.be/3EMtFhTpuew?t=29m56s Boat gets in on the monkey business with an instant chimp remix.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/3EMtFhTpuew?t=31m14s The Pet Mexican reveals who wrote the production notes.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reV9QY1J0k4 January 19th, 2018]]
** Ghost declares he will make a hotline number specifically to give money advice, and the trolls treat it like it's a sex hotline.
** [[https://youtu.be/reV9QY1J0k4?t=809 Instead of Bathrobe Dwane, Ghost gets IcePoseidon being racist.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/reV9QY1J0k4?t=911 1-900-BUCKMEHARD is played a second time, and in light of recent events, is even funnier.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/reV9QY1J0k4?t=1273 Templeton sings Eminem.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/reV9QY1J0k4?t=1340 An old clip is played of Ghost supporting Jeb Bush, completely contradicting his stance on him in 2016, and his earlier statement that he has never endorsed anyone but Donald Trump and Herman Cain. Cue the longest cans.wav EVER at 24 seconds.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csfqOmB3v3k January 22nd, 2018]]
** Ghost goes through [[https://youtu.be/csfqOmB3v3k?t=162 Money Gah,]] [[https://youtu.be/csfqOmB3v3k?t=170 Money Grows on Trees,]] and [[https://youtu.be/csfqOmB3v3k?t=239 and Money Grows on Streets]] before finally [[https://youtu.be/csfqOmB3v3k?t=252 coming to the realization of what he's been saying.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/csfqOmB3v3k?t=516 Templeton sings for OU]]
** [[https://youtu.be/csfqOmB3v3k?t=593 Dial a hambone!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/csfqOmB3v3k?t=903 Samsung shows Ghost exactly what he's been saying when he says "Money Grows".]]
** [[https://youtu.be/csfqOmB3v3k?t=1046 Ghost's spicy chicken experience kills his toilet.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/csfqOmB3v3k?t=1208 Ghost gets hit back to back by the Buttstalker]] [[https://youtu.be/csfqOmB3v3k?t=1237 and Tub Guy, ending the show.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LoodnyTpX0 January 24th, 2018]]
** [[https://youtu.be/5LoodnyTpX0?t=12m22s Ghost forks]] UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump.
-->'''Ghost (Spliced)''': I am going to FORK Donald Trump RIGHT NOW! *Forking and screaming noises ending with a NeckSnap* I'm glad Donald Trump is dead. *Static and [[CrossesTheLineTwice cue Ghost dropping N-words]]*\\
'''Ghost''': '''[[RageBreakingPoint OH- SHUT UP YOU STUPID-]]''' *[[TantrumThrowing Cans.wav]]* DAMN IT! SHUT UP THAT RACIST CRAP! DAMN IT! '''WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!''' SHUT UP WITH THAT CRAP! JESUS CHRIST, MAN! YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME PUT OFF THE AIR, SO '''STOP WITH THAT RACIST GARBAGE MAN!'''
** [[https://youtu.be/5LoodnyTpX0?t=15m15s Ninety-nine shots of Johnny Walker, Ninety-nine shots of piss...]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E23M9g-VNxo February 1st, 2018]]
** [[Music/NineInchNails Trent Reznor]], [[https://youtu.be/E23M9g-VNxo?t=9m27s Radio Graffiti]]. (Cue a splice of Ghost singing "[[Music/TheDownwardSpiral Hurt]]" until switching into "Photograph" by Music/{{Nickelback}}).
** [[https://youtu.be/E23M9g-VNxo?t=10m36s Ghost gets raped by]] VideoGame/DonkeyKong.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6U2_2fNjNo February 3rd, 2018]]
** [[https://youtu.be/_6U2_2fNjNo?t=8m58s The supermoon turns Ghost into (as he puts it) an autistic werewolf.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/_6U2_2fNjNo?t=20m20s The Pet Mexican has something to say to the Engineer.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYbD2_rvnmw February 5th, 2018]]
** Gab Shoutouts featured an unending series of sick [[{{Pun}} rhyming]] names, similar to "Slag with a Meatbag".
** [[https://youtu.be/aYbD2_rvnmw?t=8m18s Ghost's cover of Filthy Frank's "Shut the Fuck Up".]]
** [[https://youtu.be/aYbD2_rvnmw?t=10m11s Coodoo returns and sings more Ghost-like than ever!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/aYbD2_rvnmw?t=13m13s An infomercial on how to relieve stress the Ghost way.]]
*** The caller was also mistaken for [[BerserkButton Snake Nerd]], which induced rage.
** [[https://youtu.be/aYbD2_rvnmw?t=15m53s The Internet Buttstalker's back too, with Ghost reacting accordingly.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/aYbD2_rvnmw?t=19m8s A fake Radio Graffiti recording plays where a racist Ghost goes thru some black callers.]]
** A bit more of a meta joke, but the video uploader Bmar used a thumbnail of a /pol/ user [[RefugeInAudacity calling him the n-word]] and telling him to use them as the thumbnail, [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking and their post has a cat on it]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUeBA1o4efY February 7th, 2018]]
** Ghost just opened his own Discord chatroom. HilarityEnsues when the shout outs begin.
*** Ghost comments that his "pencil" isn't a flaccid woody as suggested by one of the names. This is immediately referenced by "Ghost's Pencil = Wife's Situation Explained".
*** [[https://youtu.be/lUeBA1o4efY?t=12m2s Then he gets a visit from the panda.]] Wait, no, make that a CHATROOM full of pandas.
** [[https://youtu.be/lUeBA1o4efY?t=14m07s Ghost tells why Donald Trump isn't a racist]] [[InsaneTrollLogic by explaining why black people are n***s.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/lUeBA1o4efY?t=16m23s "Der Ghostler's Face" as sung by Templeton.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/lUeBA1o4efY?t=19m15s The Internet Buttstalker shows us he may be around again for a while.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/lUeBA1o4efY?t=20m22s The Pet Mexican dishes out a racist remix, in yet another bout of betrayal.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwZYTbwo4-8 February 16th, 2018]]
** Ghost's listeners experience some DejaVu as African Booty Scratcher's retirement home splice plays again, [[ForgetfulJones and Ghost reacts like he completely forgot about it]]. Three words: Old but gold.
** [[https://youtu.be/zwZYTbwo4-8?t=15m1s Ghost tells us what he's drinking. (hint: pure squick)]]
** [[https://youtu.be/zwZYTbwo4-8?t=16m58s Ghost defends and attacks bronies at the same time.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/zwZYTbwo4-8?t=21m16s Alex Jones admits to playing the role of Ghost.]]
** The African Booty Scratcher presents [[https://youtu.be/zwZYTbwo4-8?t=23m42s True Mubuku Radio]].
** [[https://youtu.be/zwZYTbwo4-8?t=25m33s Autistic kid Ghost gets into trouble.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/zwZYTbwo4-8?t=27m33s Pastor Tub Guy hears confessions from [=InsaneEnergy=] and Distilling.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVNzuuIGRQU February 23rd, 2018]]
** [[https://youtu.be/iVNzuuIGRQU?t=2m31s First Hour Snoozefest]]
** [[https://youtu.be/iVNzuuIGRQU?t=4m14s Ghost Is A]] [[HoYay MILF]]
** [[https://youtu.be/iVNzuuIGRQU?t=5m34s Ghost Equals Texas Flood Crisis Actor]]
** [[https://youtu.be/iVNzuuIGRQU?t=6m25s Breaking Barriers In The White House]]
** [[https://youtu.be/iVNzuuIGRQU?t=7m2s White House]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice Demolition Derby]]
** [[https://youtu.be/iVNzuuIGRQU?t=7m33s White House Drive Thru]]
** [[https://youtu.be/iVNzuuIGRQU?t=9m16s White House Water Delivery]]
** [[https://youtu.be/iVNzuuIGRQU?t=12m46s KaraszKun converts into Islam and becomes a terrorist]].
** [[https://youtu.be/iVNzuuIGRQU?t=14m40s Ghost gets]] [[YankTheDogsChain yanked off the air]] by Blog Talk Radio [[{{Troll}} thanks to the racist splices/names]].
** [[https://youtu.be/iVNzuuIGRQU?t=16m14s Ghost's]] "production notes" in a nutshell.
** [[https://youtu.be/iVNzuuIGRQU?t=17m36s Ghost ragequits True Capitalist Radio]] [[TakeUpMySword and gives his role as the host for the Engineer]].
** [[https://youtu.be/iVNzuuIGRQU?t=18m54s Ghost sings "Happy Birthday" to]] [[WebComic/{{Sonichu}} Chris-Chan]].
** [[https://youtu.be/iVNzuuIGRQU?t=20m08s Ghost does]] [[HoYay something special with]] [[Music/NineInchNails Trent Reznor]].
** [[https://youtu.be/iVNzuuIGRQU?t=21m2s Ghost sings "Fuck Donald Trump"]], [[CallBack again]].
** [[https://youtu.be/iVNzuuIGRQU?t=22m16s Donald Trump drops the "N-bomb"]], '''[[HilarityEnsues massive Cans.wav ensues]]'''!
** [[https://youtu.be/iVNzuuIGRQU?t=25m44s A remix of Ghost singing "Don't Poz My Neghole"]].
** [[https://youtu.be/iVNzuuIGRQU?t=27m57s Ghost's Circus Sideshow]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEOC57gNG0o February 26th, 2018]]
** In the shoutouts segment, after Ghost reads "Ghost + 12 pack = Feels Good Man", he checks his cooler for a refreshment.
-->'''Ghost''': All I got is crappy cans? [[SuddenlyShouting ALL I GOT IS CRAPPY CANS, ENGINEER!?]]\\
* The frightened Engineer says something inaudible*\\
'''Ghost''': GOD DAMMIT! GOD DAMN- *cans.wav* I'VE GOT ENOUGH CRAPPY CANS, MAN!
** One of the first Radio Graffiti clips of the day is [[https://youtu.be/HEOC57gNG0o?t=21m11s Radio Molly with a rendition of "Spooky Scary Skeletons"]].
** [[https://youtu.be/CoxukDO1UdI?t=42m2s 1-Minute Radio Graffiti]]
-->'''Ghost''': [=8Equal=] Radio Graffiti\\
'''"[=8Equal=]"''': Hello! I'm [=RaidenSnake=] and I like eating cheese!\\
'''Ghost''': Ha ha ha ha, that's harsh man! Twilie Atkins, Radio Graffiti\\
'''"Twilie"''': (''horse neighing'')\\
'''Ghost''': DAMN IT TWILIE ATKINS YOU BITCH HORSE (''cans.wav''). J-Man, Radio Graffiti.\\
'''"J-Man"''': (''crickets chirping'')\\
'''Ghost''': Cleveland Brown, Radio Graffiti.\\
'''"Cleveland"''': (''monkey noises'')\\
'''Ghost''': African Bootyscratcher, Radio Graffiti.\\
'''"African Bootyscratcher"''': Come along Ghost, I can show you da way to my bed after a couple drinks.\\
'''Ghost''': Sh-SHUT UP! (''cans.wav'') No more damn chimps! [=Boat073=], Radio Graffiti.\\
'''"Boat"''': (''remix of Ghost saying "No more damn chimps!" to Darude's Sandstorm'')\\
'''Ghost''': I JUST FREAKIN' SAID THAT I MEAN GOOD GOD (''cans.wav'') One more and I'm ending the broadcast! Tub Guy, Radio Graffiti.\\
'''"Tub Guy"''': OOOOOH MYYYYYY!\\
'''Ghost''': God damn it (''cans.wav'') (''Laugh-In music cue with Ghost groaning'')
** [[https://youtu.be/HEOC57gNG0o?t=25m5s Satanic Ghost returns with the prince of darkness George Soros.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/HEOC57gNG0o?t=27m28s Duck Tales as sung by Alex Jones.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/HEOC57gNG0o?t=32m10s The disgraced Teutonic Plague sings an insult carol to the tune of the Oklahoma Sooners theme.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/HEOC57gNG0o?t=34m17s Ghost on Jerry Springer.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/HEOC57gNG0o?t=35m41s 1776 will mix again!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK-BbyGesq0 February 28th, 2018]]
** [[https://youtu.be/mK-BbyGesq0?t=23m50s Ladies and gentlemen,]] [[Music/{{Noisia}} Ghostsia - Seven Knee Guards]].
** Ghost rages at a [[https://youtu.be/mK-BbyGesq0?t=1507 splice about Waifus and VR]], which is then followed by [[https://youtu.be/mK-BbyGesq0?t=27m12s an unexpected]] [[MemeticMutation Darude - Sandstorm]] remix involving Ghost and waifus.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK-BbyGesq0&feature=youtu.be&t=27m40s The broadcast ends with the Pet Mexican]] eating chicken tenders with [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Szechuan Sauce]] and the latter ends up '''[[BerserkButton DOUBLE DIPPING]]'''. As the result, Ghost [[RageBreakingPoint instantly exploded in fury]] as expected.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OilTQylwX6s March 5th, 2018]]
** [[https://youtu.be/XZkpV4rwg4M?t=12m12s Tub Guy gets Ghost involved in a communist orgy.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/XZkpV4rwg4M?t=16m5s Ghost takes Jesus to the woodshed.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/XZkpV4rwg4M?t=20m44s Ghost hears Alex Jones' version of Uncle Bernie.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/XZkpV4rwg4M?t=23m12s Cuphead Ghost.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZkpV4rwg4M&t=1474s Ghostler meets Hitler, also played by Ghost.]]
-->'''Ghost (spliced)''': [[CallBack I wish, I wish I wasn't Jewish.]]\\
[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Wah wah waaaaaaaah.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/XZkpV4rwg4M?t=26m39s DannyJ advertises consultation for people with "racial bigotry syndrome", approved by the African Booty Scratcher and Donald Trump.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysYDHs3tHfo March 9th, 2018]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ysYDHs3tHfo?t=2m28s TCR Chat Made Inner-Circle Work]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ysYDHs3tHfo?t=3m53s No Rights For My Nickers]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ysYDHs3tHfo?t=5m46s Jane Walker Blue Labia Oh Yeah]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ysYDHs3tHfo?t=7m3s I'm A Sea Men Connoisseur]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ysYDHs3tHfo?t=10m Ghost Times Jew Equals 42]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ysYDHs3tHfo?t=11m2s Sharon Stone With A Long Bone]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ysYDHs3tHfo?t=11m24s Remember The Kebalamo]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ysYDHs3tHfo?t=12m3s TCR Equals Cheap Bean And Cheese Infowars]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ysYDHs3tHfo?t=13m11s Albin In A Trash Bin]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ysYDHs3tHfo?t=18m48s Germit The Gay Frog]] [[HesBack finally returns!]] ('''Instant puke.wav and cans.wav ensues!''')
** [[https://youtu.be/ysYDHs3tHfo?t=22m22s It's Templeton America!]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysYDHs3tHfo&t=26m3s The Internet Buttstalker]] [[CrossingTheLineTwice asks Ghost to be the Donald Trump to his Stormy Daniels.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ysYDHs3tHfo?t=23m56s Ghost becomes]] [[AdolfHitlarious Adolf Ghostler]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice and gasses the black people]].
** [[https://youtu.be/ysYDHs3tHfo?t=25m21s Ghost gets]] attacked and [[BlackComedyRape molested by]] [[VideoGame/VibRibbon Vibri]].
** [[https://youtu.be/ysYDHs3tHfo?t=26m59s Ghost flushes himself down the liberal toilet,]] [[WesternAnimation/TheCritic and nothing of value was lost]].
** [[https://youtu.be/ysYDHs3tHfo?t=28m2s Alex Jones' honest opinion on Ghost.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ysYDHs3tHfo?t=29m59s The Pet Mexican strikes again with a splice where Ghost kills]] [[WesternAnimation/TheClevelandShow Cleveland Brown]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOaCDlgPXhQ March 12th, 2018]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcfYvA10IZQ March 14th, 2018]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OraojONNSYE March 16th, 2018]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzK1m5Xtt9c March 19th, 2018]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdLVkzIOZhA March 27th, 2018]]
* In May of 2018, Ghost switched over to a paid hotline for call-ins. [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks Needless to say, people didn't enjoy this change]], and it really reflected in the quality of the calls. Later on during the 5/18 show, he dismantled the hotline after people began abusing fake or empty Credit Cards to block up the line and waste people's time. All it took was one simple shoutout, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca2MCtFRYQg The Jewline that couldn't Jew]] [[UnstoppableRage for him to go completely thermonuclear for a solid 5 minutes.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_22B7XMle0U Ghost's meltdown over the shoutout name "True Barn Orgy Radio", leading to half an hour of Ghost being pissed off and more than 20 cans.wavs.]]
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[[folder:Fourth Run/The Ghost Show (2018–present)]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdtNrVQOrxk The third installment]] of The Ghost Show sees trolls using the TTS feature to ''really'' get to Ghost, so much so that the return of Radio Graffiti almost doesn't happen.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiB7PfMGnJ4 February 1, 2019/Episode 15/The Night of the Endless Trollspace]] The TTS takes its toll on Ghost, leading to a cans.wav record higher than ever, and a rage-quit.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynQijroXtcw February 6, 2019]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ynQijroXtcw?t=825 Obama PC, Radio Graffiti]]...''*dial-up noises*''
* [[https://youtu.be/AHrJaQFs6xU February 13, 2019/Episode 20]]
** Ghost has a massive meltdown after the excessive amount of trolling, turning ''The Ghost Show'' into the over 15 minutes long festival of screeching, crying, butter vomiting, and gibbering. [[https://youtu.be/AHrJaQFs6xU?t=28m35s It starts here.]]
* [[https://youtu.be/ccNBa1-Oac0 March 1, 2019/ Episode 23]]
** [[https://youtu.be/ccNBa1-Oac0?t=2m44s A glorious splice involving Ghost beating Spy from Team Fortress 2 with baguette.]] [[https://youtu.be/ccNBa1-Oac0?t=5m50s Here is the second one with "Surprise Buttsex".]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oB7DljjNL4 April 3, 2019/ Episode 41]]
** [[https://youtu.be/7oB7DljjNL4?t=23m11s Ghost tries for the umpteenth time]] to invoke DontMakeMeTakeMyBeltOff and as always happens, the trolls take it... [[TooKinkyToTorture rather well.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/7oB7DljjNL4?t=29m23s Tub Guy is back]] and he got a service animal for Ghost: [[CallBack a horse!]]
* [[https://youtu.be/DPJc_imxbTA May 20, 2019/ Episode 58]]
** [[https://youtu.be/DPJc_imxbTA?t=1222 Ghost's granny]] brings him a message [[PhoneCallFromTheDead from beyond the grave]].
-->'''Ghost's Granny''': I've come back to tell you that you will always be my biggest [[BaitAndSwitchComment disappointment]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rtZgl930g0 May 29, 2019/ Episode 62]]
** [[https://youtu.be/-rtZgl930g0?t=1381 A pianist plays a "bait-and-switch" national anthem.]]
* [[https://youtu.be/FDHZrqQMM9U July 17, 2019/ Episode 81]]
** [[https://youtu.be/FDHZrqQMM9U?t=931 Everything surrounding this splice.]]
*** To elaborate, [[MrsRobinson Ghost's Granny]] gives more than enough to her neighbor (the African Booty Scratcher), the author does short of everything to get himself on Ghost's shitlist including name dropping himself multiple times in the splice, and then Ghost himself [[UnstoppableRage loses his mind]] for '''10 minutes straight.'''
-->'''Ghost''': Fuckin' making my granny like she would bang an African '''''[[PrecisionFStrike YOU FUCK!]]''''' MY GRANNY'S NOT [[Film/HowStellaGotHerGrooveBack STELLA GOT HER GROOVE BACK]] YOU FUCKIN' TROLLS!
* [[https://odysee.com/@elfoxoloco:5/rg-283-uncensored:b?t=1528 Ghost gets banned from Vaughn Live]].
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