!!Movie:

* After driving through LA, Jake and Alonzo have a run-in with Blue, a wheelchair-bound drug-dealer played by Music/SnoopDogg. Jake going undercover as a buyer goes wrong almost immediately.
-->'''Blue:''' What you need, homie?\\
'''Jake:''' Crack. I got 20 bucks-\\
'''Blue:''' Crack?! (''looks at Alonzo taking a smoke'') Smell like bacon in this motherfucker. What, do I look like a sucker to you, nigga? Fuck you, rookie! (''turns away and wheels off'')
** Alonzo and Jake later chase him into a hair product store, where Alonzo performs an aggressive interrogation on him, accusing him of selling crack. Blue insists he's gone legit, but Alonzo gets a pen to get him to throw up the crack rocks.
-->'''Alonzo:''' Now, what is that?
-->'''Blue:''' Motherfuckin' crack, nigga!
-->'''Alonzo:''' That's right, Jimmy crack corn! ''(counts the rocks)'' One, two, three, four, five, six... oh, you're federally fucked now.
** After Alonzo gets out who the dealers working for (Sandman), he and Jake release their perp and move towards his home:
-->'''Alonzo:''' Wanna collect the evidence?
-->'''Jake:''' Fuck that, man!
-->'''Alonzo:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny My nigga!]]
* Alonzo leaves Jake alone with three GangBangers, and the conversation takes a disturbing turn.
-->'''Moreno:''' Hey, pig, you ever had [[BlackComedyRape your shit pushed in]]? Your shit pushed in. Simple question... No? I had ''my'' shit pushed in!
-->'''Sniper:''' ''Oh yeah, man!'' I had... my SHIT... '''PUUUSSSHED IN, BRO! BIG TIME!'''
* From earlier in the card game, when the Gang Bangers ask Jake if he likes being a cop.
-->'''Jake:'' Should've been a fireman.
* Jake shooting Alonzo in the ass, complete with the background extras [[{{Corpsing}} cracking up]].
-->'''Alonzo''': Rrrrgh, you motherfucker!
-->'''Jake''': The next one will kill you.
-->'''Alonzo''': You son of a bitch! You shot me in the ass!

!!TV Show:

* From "Quid Pro Quo", Rourke turns the table on an ex-DirtyCop in the services of an AmoralAttorney by using the Turner Telephone against him as he cranks it up while pretending to make calls in a bit of BlackComedy.