* An unintentional one when the doctors show Paul a brain scan of himself. The first is of a normal person's: the brain depicted as a bright white area filling the skull. Then they show Paul's...which is almost entirely empty with a [[ShrunkenOrgan minuscule bit of white in the middle.]]
-->'''Crow:''' "Your brain is the size of a chickpea."
* [[DullSurprise "Paul. Help me. Paul."]]
* The prank, for all the wrong reasons. Johnny Longbow and his students pull a prank on Paul, involving brandishing an antique mask while screaming. Paul [[DullSurprise barely reacts]], just looking around a little and giving a look of confusion at the mask. The pranksters then show up, laughing. They explain the joke at length, as if "we held up a mask and yelled at you" is something Paul could never comprehend without a minute long lecture. They then go on to tell him about ''his own reaction'' to the prank... ''inaccurately'', apologizing over and over for it, and saying they got "more than they bargained for". The whole thing is just surreal.
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