''FanFic/ToyHammer'' has many, mostly based around shout outs and the introduction of ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' characters to Earth circa 2009:

* Michael's self-introduction:
-->"Alright. So. Introductions first, along with whoever is your command squad. I'm Michael, I own this house and can crush you with a tank."\\
Thinking for a moment, I decided to add: "Repeatedly, if necessary. Or with something heavier."
* Allowing a [[GodGuise Tech]][[AveMachina priest]] to play ''VideoGame/CounterStrike'' counts as a CMOF just by the ''concept'' of it.
* Another Omake one (Ordo Vermin): "AAH! Its (rat shit) seeping through my armor weave!" - [[StealthPun Wu]]'[[TheWoobie bie]]
* Alice getting the freak out of her system and most of Chapter 12; CornerOfWoe, Vincent's {{Squee}} problems, [[TheUnpronounceable Shas'ui Fi'rios Yon'anuk Eldi'myr]] (AKA Sergeant Talon) and this is within the first third of the chapter.
* Denying Chaplain Morteus his trophy near the end of said chapter.
--> "Why does 'with all due respect' sound like 'frak you', Vincent?"
* [[spoiler:Anything to do with Zara's many personalities is this preceded by a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.]]
* Also, from a SpinOff Omake: "[[ShoutOut You won't like me when I'm angry.]] [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk Bad Things happen.]] [[TheUsualAdversaries GREEN things happen."]]
-->"Oi'z jus da [[VideoGame/MetalGear Big Boss]]. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"\\
[[spoiler: It began to [[ItsRainingMen rain Orks]]]]
---> Also, [[spoiler:ceiling orks watch you torture the main character!]]
* First proper meeting with [[spoiler:Batel]] is this, until it turns scary.
* The Tau Fire Warrior getting taught by Madork Gunna how to properly ''WAAAAAAAGH!!''
* Reading on how the Guardsmen and Marines are seriously treating Michael's house like a battlefield is hilarious. Particularly "Fridge Pass" and "Coffee Plateau".
* "Goddamn bipolar Eldar..."
* Chapter 22: the memory of Tomas finding out Ishabeth's gender via grabbing the front of her robes and pulling her up. Then getting slapped. CMOA for Ishabeth, for becoming one of the few people who slapped a Commissar in the face and got away with it scot-free.
* Michael explaining himself in front of Zara and all surviving psykers: After the Slaaneshi cultist keeps turning his words against him, he changes his tactic:
->'''Michael:''' Look, I'll show you what I've been trying to do to her, how about that?\\
'''Rose of Slaanesh:''' Oh, you can't possibly do that while I'm still dressed, dear t--\\
''('''[[MoreDakka LOTS OF DAKKA!]]''')''\\
'''Weirdboyz:''' O_O
* Zara's reaction to Michael calling her [[spoiler:'Dear']]: she slaps him so hard that it sets his cheek on fire!
* The answer when asking an Eldar [[ColdSniper Ranger]] (predominantly a sniper class) why he is fighting by DualWielding swords.
--> "Multiclassing."
* Eldar Howling Banshees + Iron Maiden = CMOF, or subtle TakeThat?
* This exchange between the main character and the two more powerful psychics in the house.
--> '''[[ActionSurvivor Michael]]''': Can we all behave like adults here?\\
'''[[SexyMentor Zara]]''': ''Absolutely not.''\\
'''[[PhysicalGod Emma]]''': No. I'm still ten years old, remember?
* Chapter 33: While cheering Emma up, Michael and Sohm joke about the Michael not being 'Lord General' material. [[GodEmperor Emma's]] [[{{Troll}} response]]? [[spoiler: Officially appoint Michael as the equivalent of a ''Primarch'' (essentially second only to Her in authority), with the Imperium forces [[OhCrap realizing that yes, she can totally do that]].]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Sohm''']]: MyGodWhatHaveIDone?

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