[[folder: Official Touhou Games]]
%%!!! ''Highly Responsive to Prayers''
%%!!! ''Story of Eastern Wonderland''
!!! ''Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream''
* Mima's scenario:
-->'''Chiyuri:''' Do as I say, if you value your life.\\
'''Mima:''' No. ♥\\
'''Chiyuri:''' ......... *sweatdrop*
* Same cutscene, different player character:
-->'''Chiyuri:''' You'd better do as I say, if you know what's good for you.\\
'''[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Kotohime]]:''' Okay, I will! ♥\\
'''Chiyuri:''' Couldn't you show a little resistance?
** Pretty much everything about Kotohime, really. Especially most characters' reactions to her.
-->'''Marisa:''' [[LateToThePunchline ...Princess?]]
-->'''Rikako:''' [[NoJustNoReaction Just go home quietly.]]

%%!!! ''Lotus Land Story''
%%!!! ''Mystic Square''
!!! ''The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil''
* Cirno in her first appearance:
-->'''Cirno:''' I'll cryo-freeze you along with some English beef!
** Cirno's infamous "Icicle Fall" pattern on ''Embodiment of Scarlet Devil''[='=]s Easy difficulty. One of the very few spell cards to have a blatant blind spot...which is ''[[EpicFail right in front of her]]''. For this reason, some fans refer to it as [[FanNickname "Icicle FAIL"]].
* Marisa [[ComicallyMissingThePoint not quite getting it.]]
-->'''Flandre:''' I've been in the basement. For about 495 years.\\
'''Marisa:''' That's sweet, I only get weekends off.
* In EOSD's extra stage, after Marisa beats Flandre, they end up discussing a "[[AndThenThereWereNone famous rhyme]]". Marisa claims that the "real" song ends with the last Indian getting married (as opposed to hanging herself), and [[LesYay suggests introducing Flandre to Reimu for that purpose]].

!!! ''Perfect Cherry Blossom''
* Reimu vs. Chen:
-->'''Chen:''' You can't leave once you wander in.\\
'''Reimu:''' Is that so? By the way, I hear that Mayohiga's items bring you good fortune if you take them home.\\
'''Chen:''' Yeah, that's true...\\
'''Reimu:''' ''Then let the plundering begin!''\\
'''Chen:''' Uh... ''what!?''
** If the dialogue doesn't get you, Chen's face when she says the last line most likely will.
* Sakuya vs. Alice:
-->'''Alice:''' So, for what reason do you worry? About yourself.\\
'''Sakuya:''' Because I'm carrying only three changes of clothes. For myself.\\
'''Alice:''' Ah, good reason.\\
'''Sakuya:''' That, [[KnifeNut and a spare set of knives too.]]\\
'''Alice:''' Ah, I-- KNIVES?!

%%!!! ''Immaterial and Missing Power''
!!! ''Imperishable Night''
* Quite a few bits of dialogue from the ''Touhou'' series in general are really amusing.
-->'''Alice:''' Why the stuttering? Just yell at her like you always do. ''Bitch, get out of the way!'' Like that.\\
'''Marisa:''' No, don't! We'll be in for it if she gets mad!
** And then later:
--->'''Marisa:''' Okay, okay, I give up. You're right. [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking The endless night, stealing the full moon, hiding the human village, and putting funny hats on stone statues.]] It's all Alice's fault. Now, ''bitch, get out of the way!''
* There's the choice between each branch, which really encapsulate Marisa's ("Go kick Eirin's ass! (Final A) / Blow up everything you can! (Final B)") and Youmu's ("Go where Lady Yuyuko says (Final A) / Go where Lady Yuyuko says (Final B)") personalities.
* This little show of, ''ehm'', teamwork with Reimu and Yukari after beating Keine.
-->'''Keine:''' Tell me, where are you trying to go, anyway?\\
'''Reimu:''' That way.\\
'''Yukari:''' This way.\\
'''Keine:''' ... If you're after the ones behind the abnormal moon, it's ''that'' way.\\
'''Reimu:''' Hah, I was right.\\
'''Yukari:''' Reimu, your finger is off from hers by 70 degrees.\\
'''Reimu:''' But you're off by 110...
* There's also the dialogue in the Youmu and Yuyuko scenario:
-->'''Keine:''' There is nothing around here. Just move along already.\\
'''Youmu:''' But honestly, we have no clue where we're headed.\\
'''Keine:''' Are you wandering around without purpose?\\
'''Yuyuko:''' No, no, Youmu. We're certainly heading in the right direction. All you need to do is follow me.\\
'''Keine:''' What is your purpose?\\
'''Youmu:''' To restore the corrupted moon.\\
'''Yuyuko:''' No, no, Youmu.\\
'''Youmu:''' Eh!?\\
'''Yuyuko:''' It's a wonderful midnight snack tour across the land.\\
'''Keine:''' You two are really suspicious. Even more suspicious than typical ghosts.\\
'''Youmu:''' Wait, I can't just let you get away with saying that. Ghosts in general aren't suspicious.\\
'''Yuyuko:''' No, no-\\
'''Youmu:''' Shut up.

%%!!! ''Phantasmagoria of Flower View''
%%!!! ''Shoot the Bullet''
%%!!! ''Mountain of Faith''
!!! ''Scarlet Weather Rhapsody''
* Many of Suika's [[http://www.spriters-resource.com/pc_computer/swr/sheet/14711/ animations]]; even her standing animation is her unbalanced swaying back and forth.

!!! ''Subterranean Animism''
* Alice and Marisa:
-->'''Marisa:''' Whew... This is so hot. So hot I could die!\\
'''Alice:''' (Are the dolls okay?)\\
'''Marisa:''' Yeah, but it's so hot I wouldn't be surprised if they burned up.\\
'''Alice:''' (I think the dolls themselves will be fine, but it would be bad if the gunpowder inside caught fire.)\\
'''Marisa:''' Why the hell did you stuff gunpowder in 'em?!
** The entire [[PortmanteauCoupleName MAlice]] scenario in SA was just one hilarious line after another.
--->'''Satori:''' "Before that, [[KleptomaniacHero let's search the house]]...." you think. I won't allow that. Please head to the courtyard immediately.\\
'''Marisa:''' Damn!

%%!!! ''Unidentified Fantastic Object''
!!! ''Touhou Hisoutensoku''
* Sanae's final battle ends up with [[spoiler:a timed FreeFallFight]]. The funny part is that her opponent [[spoiler:Suwako frequently uses her flying animation, [[http://youtu.be/eqaBpqEU9vc?t=7m50s waving her arms as if it would slow down the fall!]] Earth gods aren't very comfortable in the air.]]
** Also the fact that up to this point, Sanae believed that she would end up fighting a HumongousMecha, only to be disappointed [[spoiler:when Suwako shows up, stating that the giant is just a useless doll made by the kappas to advertise her temple]], causing Sanae to demand they fight out of sheer annoyance.
* [[http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Touhou_Hisoutensoku/Story/Meiling%27s_Scenario Hong Meiling's scenario]] has her fighting off assassins disguised as other characters orchestrated by a ''[[Characters/TouhouSideGames giant catfish]]''. [[spoiler:It ends up as AllJustADream.]]
-->'''Fake!Alice:''' As expected of the Scarlet Devil Mansion's gatekeeper! This temporary appearance, you saw through it immediately!

%%!!! ''Double Spoiler''
!!! ''Fairy Wars''
* Just about any conversation among the fairies:
-->'''Cirno:''' Huh, all of you really are here.\\
'''Luna:''' The three of us are as one!\\
'''Sunny:''' Though a single arrow is broken easily, if you bundle three together...\\
'''Star:''' You'll run out of arrows three times as fast! :D

!!! ''Ten Desires''
* A lot of spell cards in the series are named after historical events or items, or supernatural phenomena. Then you get ''Ten Desires'', with cards that are blatantly a TakeThat against a character the user doesn't like, such as Reimu's ''"Exorcism of the Newspaper Subscription Solicitors"'', which consists of a GIANT seal saying "No News Solicitations! (Thank You)"[[note]][[MemeticMutation That means you, Aya. Bad girl.]][[/note]], or Mamizou's ''"[[https://youtu.be/zA_HcT2BcR0?t=8m18s Pseudo-Exorcism of the Stupid Shrine Maiden]]"'', where she transforms into Reimu and spams her trademark homing bullets...while still having her tanuki tail!
* Marisa after fighting and insulting Mamizou:
-->'''Mamizou''': You...I shall have my revenge upon you! What is your name?\\
'''Marisa''': [[BlatantLies I'm Reimu Hakurei.]]\\
'''Mamizou''': Marisa Kirisame? I'll remember that.\\
'''Marisa''': Hey, go after Miko, not me!
** Even better, it's a CallBack to Marisa's EX stage run in ''Embodiment of Scarlet Devil''. Flandre asks Marisa her name, and then later reveals that she heard everything that happened upstairs earlier in the game when Marisa tries to lie.
--->'''Flandre''': Here I am.\\
'''Marisa''': And you are?\\
'''Flandre''': Before you ask someone else's name...\\
'''Marisa''': Oh, me? I'm [[BlatantLies Reimu Hakurei. A shrine maiden.]]\\
'''Flandre''': I am Flandre, Miss Marisa. (There's no way you could be a shrine maiden.)\\
'''Marisa''': And who are you? (Maybe I should have said nurse?)
* For that matter, the entire ''Ten Desires'' extra stage fight is this: Mamizou uses some of the most... interesting danmaku you'll ever see. [[https://youtu.be/zA_HcT2BcR0?t=3m6s See for yourself.]]
* Miko's third card, where she summons Futo and Tojiko over and over to attack you while not doing a single thing herself. The best part is that Futo and Tojiko will eventually start complaining about it (instead of boasting or threatening you).

!!! ''Hopeless Masquerade''
* In Miko's ending [[spoiler:she manages to create a perfect Mask of Hope for Kokoro...which is a [[TerribleArtist crude rendering]] of Miko's own face]].
* Mamizou's last word in ''Hopeless Masquerade'', since it has a lot of cartoony sound effects.
** Her new spell card in version 1.30 has her turning whoever she is facing into various animals, with hilarious results.

%%!!! ''Double Dealing Character''
%%!!! ''Impossible Spell Card''
!!! ''Urban Legend in Limbo''
* During the final scenario, Reimu attempts to take the main antagonist, Sumireko, into protective custody. However, Sumireko misinterprets this as an attempt to kill her, so she attempts to self-destruct and destroy Gensokyo's barrier.
-->'''Sumireko''': Ah, what a beautiful death. What a worthwhile death.
-->'''Reimu''': It's not beautiful at all!

!!! ''Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom''
* One that requires a bit of information from ''Mountain of Faith'' to really appreciate. Stage 1 of ''[=LoLK=]'' takes place in the Youkai Forest, which is at the base of Youkai Mountain, while Stage 2 takes place at the lake at the peak. In ''[=MoF=]'', Reimu mentions that it's noon while she's flying through the Youkai Forest, and it is clearly night-time by the time she makes it to the lake, so it's a fairly substantial trip. Where this gets hilarious is in Sanae's scenario, as she lives not far away from the lake. Meaning she took the long trek down the mountain, only to learn that [[HeWasRightThereAllAlong the invaders she was looking for were right beside her starting point.]] It's no surprise she spends Stage 2 being a little grumpy.
** There's also the fact that the Lunar Capital is being threatened by, of all things, [[{{Mooks}} fairies]]. Granted, these fairies were empowered by Junko, but it doesn't make this weakness any less [[WeaksauceWeakness weaksauce]].


[[folder: Other ZUN games]]

* In ''Shuusou Gyoku'''s Extra Stage, when VIVIT encounters Marisa, Marisa's first line is "Shoot and I'll move!"
** Marisa reprises the line when encountered in Reimu's storyline of ''Imperishable Night''.
--->'''Marisa:''' Move and I'll shoot!
--->'''Marisa:''' I messed up. I mean, "shoot and I'll move". In a flash.
* And at the end, after VIVIT defeats Reimu:
-->'''Reimu:''' Wow, you're strong...\\
'''VIVIT:''' Well, will you listen to my request now?\\
'''Reimu:''' Guess I've got no choice. ... what are you looking for?\\
'''VIVIT:''' I have to find the "Holy Grail"! And I have to find it today.\\
'''Reimu:''' ... what's that?\\
'''VIVIT:''' You know, that special artifact that's said to have held the blood of the Christ after his crucifixion.\\
'''Reimu:''' ... Who's that?\\
'''VIVIT:''' *sob sob sob*


[[folder: Touhou Print Works and Media]]

!!! ''Symposium of Post-Mysticism''
* Miko talks about how Futo used to be scared of Buddhist statues and responded by lighting them on fire.
-->'''Miko''': And then before we knew it, the fire spread to the temple. We definitely went overboard that time...\\
'''Marisa''': Uh, that isn't really what you'd call cowardice. (sweatdrop)\\
'''Byakuren''': Maybe I should turn everything to stone for fireproofing. And make the statues stone, too...

!!! ''Touhou Sangetsusei''
* Makoto Hirasaka's ''Strange and Bright Nature Deity'' has a number of funny moments that mainly involve the lifestyle of the three mischievous faeries (Sunny Milk, Luna Child, Star Sapphire):
** Chapter 1 where the faeries infiltrate the Scarlet Devil Mansion and disguise themselves as maids. (In a later chapter, it turns out that Sakuya knows about this and tries to punish them for it.)
** The 4th chapter's moment involves just two words: Stomach Cleaning.[[labelnote:Explanation]] Reimu and a visiting Marisa are feeding some rabbits while Reimu is also sweeping away leaves. Reimu turns around behind Marisa, telling her about the youkai's actions and motives while resuming her cleaning duties. Suddenly, Marisa is shocked to see Tewi happily begging for food. Briefly stunned, Marisa decides to prank Tewi by giving her a poisonous leaf. Having finishing talking, Reimu turns around just in time to see Tewi puking and asks what's going on. Marisa responds with the aforementioned two words.[[/labelnote]]
** Chapters 13 & 14. The trio teams up with Cirno. Their prank on Reimu's place is especially fun.
** Chapter 19. The three faeries try to [[EpicFail scare Reimu]].
*** "I didn't even do anything..."[[labelnote:Explanation]] After Star Sapphire and Luna Child fail in an attempt to scare Reimu (which leads to her beating them up, even destroying Luna's booth), it's Sunny Milk's turn. She only gets to say one word before Reimu kicks her.[[/labelnote]]
*** The [[EpicFail badly made ''rokurokubi'' (Japanese long-neck ghost)]] that they use to try to scare Reimu...''[[TooDumbToLive in broad daylight]]''. Cue Reimu tossing the broom at [[ButtMonkey Sunny Milk]]. Poor girl.
* And then comes its sequel, ''Oriental Sacred Place:''
** Chapter 1. Reimu suggests that Marisa go up the mountain to see some cherry blossoms for hanami [[note]]flower-viewing[[/note]].
---> '''Marisa''': (''While shaking her head'') What? Go flower-viewing with the [[HardDrinkingPartyGirl Tengu]]? No thanks, I'd rather live... [[note]] This is also a reference to one of the official art books, ''Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red'', in which Aya once mentions to Reimu that Tengu don't get wasted easily and the only youkai that could match them are the oni.[[/note]]
---> '''Reimu''': I didn't ask you to drink with them.
*** Reimu is about to show Marisa inside the forest, as she realizes there's still some people going for flower-viewing, but they discover it's the three mischievous faeries, who are drunk and snoring a bit too loudly. Reimu's reaction: ''KICK!''
*** Reimu's [[ImagineSpot Imagine Bubble]] about the three faeries' home. Her image of [[ButtMonkey Sunny Milk]] in particular sells it.
----> '''Marisa''': No, they aren't living up in the tree branches, but inside the tree itself.
----> '''Reimu''': How did you read my mind?!
** Chapter 11. During the night of the harvest moon, the trio decides to swap Reimu's dumplings with Star Sapphire's poisonous mushroom-filled dumplings. It works, but they discover their stolen dumplings are filled with mud.
*** [[spoiler: [[BatmanGambit It turns out that Reimu is hiding the real dumplings from a tanuki who loves to steal them during the day. The tanuki shows up disguised as Marisa, but Reimu decides to give her a treat regardless]]. The faeries witness the whole thing. The following day, the faeries wear a [[EpicFail badly made disguise of Marisa]], trying to fool Reimu, only for the real Marisa to spot them and sigh in disbelief.]]
*** [[spoiler: Unknown to the trio or Reimu, Cirno also comes up with a dumpling-swap plan, but she ends up taking the faeries' dumplings instead. By the end of the chapter...]]
---> [[spoiler: '''Cirno''': (half-paralyzed) I'm gonna... kill them... ]]
** Chapter 12. During New Year's, the faeries seek help from other youkai to increase the number of visitors to the Hakurei Shrine. However, at night...
---> '''Reimu''': Well, the number of visitors certainly has increased, but...ARE THERE ANY HUMAN VISITORS?!
** Chapter 15. In an incredibly rare occurrence, [[{{Hikikomori}} Patchouli]] visits the Hakurei Shrine.
---> '''Patchouli''': I was buried by an avalanche of books, and while I was facing such a terrible fate, ''SOMEONE''[[note]]Marisa, and unknown to either of them, the Three Fairies[[/note]] decided to steal books from me.
---> '''Reimu''': Stealing is a terrible habit after all.

!!! ''Wild and Horned Hermit''
* In the manga, there's quite a number of funny moments:
** The discussion of Gensokyo's energy policy in the second chapter. Made even funnier when you remember how [[DrunkenMaster ZUN]] usually draws inspiration.
--->'''Sanae:''' True nuclear fusion isn't meant to power hot springs. It's meant to be used to establish a self-sustaining energy source. Do you know where Gensokyo's energy comes from?\\
'''Reimu:''' From getting your three square meals a day.\\
'''Marisa:''' And booze.\\
'''Sanae:''' =.=
** When Kasen finds a gold nugget in the Hakurei Shrine, she's more shocked by the fact that it's [[PerpetualPoverty there in the first place]] than the fact that [[spoiler: vengeful spirits were swarming around it.]]
** Sanae imagines a [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} certain electric rat]] before Kasen reveals it is a raijuu.
** When Reimu and Marisa hear rumors of a fortune god blessing a soba shop after visiting it, they get some ideas. Until...
--->'''Marisa:''' (Happily) Maybe we can do a little '''kidnapping''', ah...?\\
''[[RightBehindMe Kasen swoops in behind her and moves a bit closer to her at the next panel. ]]''\\
'''Marisa:''' [[OhCrap (Nervously)]] ...or, you know, just make a nice invitation.
** ANYTHING involving the nameless Kitsune who transforms into Marisa.
*** [[spoiler: It all starts when a Kitsune joins one of Reimu's drinking parties, disguised as Marisa. Despite the shapeshift, Reimu still catches her red-handed after her hangover. Since all the Kitsune did was drink sake, she doesn't get exorcised. After thanking Reimu (even covering her identity from the real Marisa by transforming into Sanae), she offers Reimu a way to increase her popularity. Sure enough, the next day, Reimu's shrine has a huge number of visitors. As days pass, though, Reimu is completely exhausted. Luckily Kasen discovered what's actually going on - it's thanks to the Kuda-gitsune ("tube-fox"), a type of fox youkai - and is pissed that Reimu has sought help from a youkai for her personal profit. [[note]]The Kuda-gitsune's effect is great since they use mind control on people, but in return, they drain Reimu's health and money as their numbers increase and they demand more food. [[/note]] Reimu confesses to her and Marisa about the Kitsune, but since she was completely tricked by her, Reimu gains nothing.]]
*** [[spoiler: The Kitsune seems quite pleased that she fooled Reimu. This is short-lived, as Reimu ties her up in the following chapter.]]
** Chapter 11. Marisa attempts to go to Kasen's place to steal some stuff (after her first visit in the previous chapter), but ends up getting lost...until she encounters Kasen's pet tiger and [[TooDumbToLive attempts to steal it due to its rare pelt]].
*** "I don't think they're weak against psychological attacks." ''(Cue an image bubble of Kanako, Suwako & Suika)'' [[note]]Marisa wishes to be a youkai, as she would heal faster, but Kasen reveals that, as a trade-off for losing her humanity, she will be weak against psychological attacks. This is Marisa's response.[[/note]]
** Chapter 12. The instant Reimu and Marisa learn what's the cause of the unusual water column in Genbu Ravine and how it actually isn't an incident nor does it concern them, they promptly leave without a fuss... leaving Nitori and the rest of the Kappa gang homeless at the roadside. Even several days after the person who the deathtrap was actually meant for, Seiga, escapes, the Kappa are left just outside their hideout with no way in.
** Chapter 13. Never, EVER piss off [[TheDreaded Reimu]]. One of the Yamawaro tells Reimu [[TooDumbToLive to get lost]], since they're not bothering anyone when Reimu accuses them of being the culprits during their "survival war game". Sure, this is considered a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, but another Yamawaro is [[OhCrap shocked]] to see who her friend is talking to, thinking ([[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Did you really say that to the shrine maiden?"]]) At the end of the chapter, despite the problem being resolved, Reimu is still pissed about them apologizing not to her but to the victims, and she decides to go to war with them.
*** In one of the omake chapters in REX Magazine, one of Nitori's friends decides to join the Yamawaro...only for Reimu to beat her up (as she is ''still'' mad), converting her back to a kappa.
** Chapter 14. The hobgoblin learns the meaning of fear after staying in Gensokyo for a few days.
** In chapter 16, Kasen brings a special drinking box and tells people that it can heal their wounds. Before she can explain the side effects, Marisa snatches and drinks from it.
---> '''Marisa:''' ''(Lifts Reimu)'' Look, I can pick you up without breaking a sweat! ''(Reimu [[DivingKick dive-kicks]] her)''
*** The next day, everyone who drinks from Kasen's special drinking box behaves like an oni. [[note]]Reimu starts acting grouchy at Sanae while Marisa loves to slap people for fun. Remilia and Sakuya bully Meiling, Youmu has enough of Yuyuko, Mystia and Kyouko are having a rock concert, and Yuuka causes trouble.[[/note]]
** Kasen happens upon Reimu and Byakuren about to have a duel. She starts cheering loudly for Reimu...before revealing that she's bet ''against'' her.
---> "Reimu always screws up when she gets cocky. There's no safer bet."
** Chapter 20. [[PaperThinDisguise Suika pretends to be one of the vendors]] during a festival. She assures Kasen that no one will recognize her—until Reimu comes in.
--> '''Reimu''': (Pointing at Suika's horns) Look! As you can see, she is an Oni. So there's no telling what she added to that sake.
*** [[spoiler: Funnily enough, Reimu gets drugged by accident in Chapter 16, hinting at Kasen's true identity.]]
** In chapter 21, Marisa wonders if there's anything special in the SDM's own version of the Setsubun festival [[note]]The Setsubun festival is an event of good fortune where you eat (or scatter, in Reimu's interpretation) beans to supposedly drive out your inner demon / "oni", but since Remilia hates beans, she holds one without them.[[/note]] This consists of eating ''futomaki'' while facing east, which Sakuya flat-out states is meaningless, causing Marisa to FaceFault.
*** Before that, Kasen decides to visit Reimu, sees smoke, and wrongly assumes Reimu's in danger. In fact, she's actually cooking beans for the Setsubun festival. Kasen has an OhCrap moment and screams, confusing Reimu. Reimu even invites her to the festival. Komachi laughs out loud when Kasen tells her about it later that night.
** Chapter 22. Everyone thinks that the Kappa have seen and captured a ''manzairaku'', a rare fish of good fortune, due to its description, but it turns out to be a seal. The seal then starts playing with one of the kappa, causing another to whip out a light saber, just in case.
** Chapter 23. When Reimu neglects her duties to do fortune-telling instead (to great success), Kasen has a solution: Dress herself in Reimu's shrine maiden outfit.
*** Before that, Reimu cheerfully declares the gods ''are'' real after a brief, passing meeting with a lesser god, despite having personally beaten the crap out of at least three bigger deities (Sanae, Kanako, and Suwako) and, y'know, ''being a shrine maiden''. She then tells Kasen and Marisa that she's decided to use her powers to perform fortune-telling.
---> '''Marisa''': That hits you now?
---> '''Kasen''': (Sighs in disbelief) So what exactly have you been doing as a shrine maiden all this time?!
*** Reimu's success as a fortune teller is partly derived from her continuously dropping hints to visit the Hakurei Shrine with all the subtlety of a brick to the face. Kasen is puzzled by Reimu's sheer greed despite the fact she is, technically, doing her actual job as a shrine maiden. Unfortunately, the success of Reimu's part-time job results in her neglecting her duties at the shrine. This causes Kasen to take action by dressing as Reimu. Sanae's first reaction to the sight is to laugh at her. [[note]]A lot of fan-made artwork and doujin show characters like Marisa and Suika wearing Reimu's shrine maiden outfit, but Kasen is considered the first one (besides Reimu) to do so in canon.[[/note]]
*** As a result, Reimu's temple becomes overrun by youkai, drastically reducing her popularity as a fortune teller. Reimu blames Kasen, but Kasen adds more insult to injury by showing how Reimu's shrine has been marked as a hangout spot for youkai...including Seija Kijin, whom much of the Touhou cast hates for being a prankster. Thoroughly upset, Reimu gets a wake-up call to her true purpose, and the gathering gets cancelled.
** Chapter 25. After witnessing one of Sanae's "shady sermons", Marisa wanders off, musing Reimu's moneymaking schemes would be both shadier and dumber, specifically imagining her selling air tubes. Cut to Kasen walking on Reimu preparing to do exactly that.
** Chapter 27. How Reimu pays [[ButtMonkey Kogasa Tatara]] for fixing her needles.
*** Marisa asks if she can keep Reimu's used needles, noting that they have a history. This is accompanied by a panel full of several Touhou bosses, all bandaged after being struck with the needles.
* Kasen's own [[BossSubtitles subtitle]] is merely descriptive, while those of other characters' subtitles (likely assigned by her) are [[BrutalHonesty bluntly honest]] or insulting. Such as... Sanae: shallow and thoughtless human, Kanako: self-sustaining inflexible god, and Suwako: god in name alone.

!!! ''Touhou Bougetsushou''
* The entire 4-koma manga of ''Inaba of the Moon & Inaba of the Earth''. Some of the notable events:
** Any scene where [[RunningGag Eirin gives Reisen her punishment.]]
** Eirin's happy medicine in the first chapter. The human villagers are shocked by the hyperactive rabbit.
** Dumpling rabbits.
** Aya Shameimaru's method of writing an article:
---> 1) Take photos and interview the witnesses to the event.
---> 2) Write down the story in the article.
---> 3) [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking For anything I don't know, I just fill in whatever seems appropriate.]]
** Cosplayer Kaguya.
** Reisen and Tewi end up getting lost inside the Scarlet Devil Mansion during the party. Tewi attempts an EpicFail way to get back and plays with shadow puppets. Then they stumble upon Flandre (or her silhouette) and realize that they are not alone. She's very happy to see them and intends to play with them. They run for their lives, of course.
** When Eirin falls sick, [[LethalChef Kaguya]] comes in to take care of her. HilarityEnsues.
** Any battle involving Kaguya and Mokou. Especially the time Mokou visits Eientei to return a lost bunny to them (courtesy of Tewi).
** Suwako's appearance in Eientei. Reisen battles her but gets K.O.'d easily since Suwako's a goddess. Eirin intends to dissect her for her frog legs. Meanwhile Kaguya intends to [[Manga/DokonjoGaeru fall on Suwako and imprint her onto a T-shirt]] for good luck.
** Reisen's dream where Tewi, Eirin and Kaguya's personalities are completely reversed.
** The shooting gallery booth at the Sanzu river where the targets shoot back at you.
*** Of course, Komachi's not amused to see Reisen after she gets shot by the "target" and is about to head towards her.
** Eirin's method of getting rid of Wriggle Nightbug's bug attacks.
** Tewi's pillage mode.
** Rabbit Kaguya.
*** During a search for Kaguya, it turns out she got stuck in one of the bamboo plants growing in the store room. The real reason why the bamboo grows too fast: Eirin uses her shady drugs as fertilizer.
** The appearance of the Moon people [=ReIsen=], Yorihime and Toyohime visiting Eientei.
*** The real reason why Yorihime joins along is because she's not too happy that only Toyohime gets to go visit.
*** Toyohime's [[BigEater quick food-eating method]].
*** Toyohime's attempt to take back one of the Earth rabbits by hiding it inside her hat. Naturally, Yorihime's not too happy the second time she attempts this.

!!! ''Forbidden Scrollery''
* Marisa thinks that Reimu's shrine is on fire and wants to save her. Turns out it's a false alarm, and Marisa accidentally pours water onto Reimu. Marisa says she did it for fun, which sets ''Reimu'' [[BerserkButton on fire]].
* The first re-enactment story told by Kosuzu, acted out by members of Myorenji Temple. The ending is kind of sad, however, as the Tanuki in the story dies, while Mystia and Kyouko are punished as Toramaru puts up a sign stating "This has no relation with the Myorenji Temple".
* Remilia names a Chupacabra 'Tupai'. Frankly speaking, the Chupachabra is afraid of her place.
* Marisa and the listening hood. The way she wears it really does make her look like a stereotypical Japanese robber.
** While Reimu is sick, she manages to stab her gohei directly onto Marisa's head. Upon seeing it, she assumes Marisa's in some weird religion.
** After discovering that Marisa's white snake is actually a small dragon, Kosuzu just scolds it for ruining her scroll, rather than being afraid of it.
* Reimu tries to catch a kitsune in a human school [[note]]who is actually trying to learn but doesn't seem to have a book to write in[[/note]], but instead gets [[{{Troll}} trolled]] by a tanuki that leaves graffiti on the panels of a sliding door:
---> '''Sign''': Not Scared of Your Ofuda.
---> '''Sign''': Not Scared of a Dozing Shrine Maiden.
** Sure enough, Reimu is angered and intends to go all out...then she and Akyuu notice Kosuzu happily cutting out and saving the grafitti'd squares of paper.
* Akyuu warns Kosuzu about youkai until Kosuzu says:
---> '''Kosuzu''': But... But... Miss Reimu always hangs out with the youkai, right?
** Akyuu shows a mix of surprise and resignation, while a shocked-looking image of Reimu sprouts from Kosuzu's word balloon. Thanks, Mamizou. [[note]]in Chapter 13, after Kozusu encounters Kokoro, Mamaizou seems to tell her indirectly that Reimu is always visited by youkai.[[/note]].
* Once again, the RunningGag of Reisen being punished by Eirin, this time for not telling her about her "supersonic cat statue" that is quite popular.
** Kosuzu in her fortune teller outfit.
*** When Reimu tells her she's going to burn the book:
--->'''Kosuzu''': That's okay! You can burn it, since it is not a Youma book. (Reimu, Marisa and Akyuu FaceFault)
** Kosuzu and Marisa's [[EpicFail use of the Ouija Board]]. Kosuzu suggests speaking English, then chants the "Ouija" name while Marisa [[SpeakingSimlish chants nonsense words.]] Reimu then happens to enter her shop, having [[OhNoNotAgain sensed a dark aura again]], and punishes both of them.
** Mamizou's [[PaperThinDisguise poor camouflage]] when she infiltrates the Kappas' plantation.


[[folder: Fan Made Media Works and Others]]

* Every single manzai (Japanese stand-up comedy) from [[FanFic/TouhouM1GrandPrix Touhou M-1 Grand Prix]]. Currently in its 9th season as of 2015. Some of the notable funny comedy skits are:
** 2nd & 7th season's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoS6X1ukilE PatchuMirin]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeCJrpR-jXY&feature=youtu.be Team]]
*** Their second season's ShoutOut to the game ''VideoGame/ParappaTheRapper''.
*** Then seventh season's preliminaries include a hilarious skit about, among other things, people you do not wish to invite to a person's deathbed)
** 2nd season's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jip6DJC7qZA Yakumo Chen]] (Ran Yakumo & Chen)
*** This is where the famous "Cheeeeeeen" meme comes from.
** 5th's season's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkzB4LSKLW8 Shutter Girls Team]] (Aya Shameimaru & Hatate Himekaidou)
*** The quiz game show skit. Sakuya is not amused by this.
** 6th's season's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELe0BTUCn6M Binary Drop Team]] (Komachi Onozuka & Eiki Shiki)
*** In this skit, we learn why Komachi shouldn't be Shiki's backup during her concert debut.
---> ''Shiki'' : (singing) I come to a standstill, to take a look~
---> ''Komachi'' : Yamaxana~ Yamaxana~
---> ''Both'': (while Shiki strikes a pose) '''YAMAXANADU'''!!!
---> ''Shiki'' : (music stops) SHUT UP!!!!
** 7th season's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPZ5GyX-jDk Bakusen Nyan Nyan Team]] (Seiga Kaku and Kasen Ibaraki)
*** Much like Binary Drop's skit, Seiga tends to do a concert, but without censoring the [[PrecisionFStrike F word]] from both characters.