* From ''The Devil and Miss Carew'', while Jack and Ianto are driving along a country road;
--> '''Ianto''': Buckle up, this could get bumpy.
--> '''Jack''': ''[Laughs]'' Oh Ianto, I love it when you talk dirty.
** Gwen's fight with the titular octogenarian. Mostly because she gets her ass kicked by an ''83-year-old''.
--> '''Gwen''': You're like super-gran!
* From the radio drama Lost Souls. It's mostly a rather sad episode, but Ianto gets a moment when he and Gwen are investigating a Hadron collider tunnel. On bikes.
** "My bike's got a bell." *ding*
* Before it takes a turn for the dark, the first half of ''Submission'':
** Jack's entire reason for a mission being he thinks it'll be fun to beat UNIT to it.
** And then deciding later working ''with'' UNIT can get him a cool sub, but especially how he goes securing the deal:
--> '''Jack:''' I pulled rank with UNIT. I mentioned [[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]] 57 times.
** Weevils can't swim
** Jack changes up his standard introduction:
--> '''Gwen:''' ''Admiral'' Jack Harkness?
-->'''Jack:''' I was due for a promotion.