* Joe Pi tells [[FantasticRacism anti-robotic bigot]] Pete Cheney that the candy vending machine he is sticking his hand into is actually Joe's retarded hillbilly cousin Emmy Sue. Cheney freaks out. The best part is Cheney is too stupid to realize Joe was trolling him, which makes it all the more funnier to Jack and Duane as Cheney says he needs to wash his hands.
* Smax and Robyn check out the murder of the Norse god Balder. Smax's announcement when he enters the bar: "Nobody move in a mysterious way!"