* This exchange:
-->'''Tommy:''' No offense; but if I sent a picture of your mom back to my buddies at college, she'd definitely be "Boner of the Month"!
-->'''Paul:''' I'm honored.
* The deer Tommy and Richard hit [[spoiler: that suddenly ''wakes up in the back seat and destroys Richard's car.'']]
-->'''Tommy:''' I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that... was... ''awesome.'' [laughing] [{{Beat}}] ... but, sorry about your car, man. That sucks.
* Tommy catching Richard having ADateWithRosiePalms and making a RunningGag out of it.
* Richard's airline announcements are so deadpan-caustic they're hilarious.
* "Housekeeping, you want me to jerk you off?"
* Six words: Fat guy in a little coat.
* Tommy's answers a question on a test in the opening credits. ''"Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and [[spoiler: [[Music/HerbieHancock Herbie]]]] Hancock were all framers of the constitution."''
** Even better, both Thomas Jefferson and John Hancock had nothing to do with the framing of the Constitution. With professors like these, no wonder Tommy got that D+.
* Tommy and Richard's big, goofy singalongs in the car.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2XvxDaIwCw A sales demonstration by Tommy Callahan]].
* Let's face it, just about ''everything'' Tommy says or does.
** In particular, his sparking a EurekaMoment in Richard with his [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Jojo, the Idiot Circus Boy and his pretty new pet!"]] routine for the waitress.
* Tommy and Richard have it out on the side of the road - Richard smacks Tommy out cold with a two-by-four, then looks up at a billboard. "Hey, Prehistoric Forest!"
* Tommy and Richard in the car, singing [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ZLIqJ8RN4 Superstar]], by The Carpenters. What sells it is Tommy and Richard previously acting nonchalant about the song playing, the GilliganCut, and then seeing them with tears all over their faces.
* The Elderly Female Board Woman's obession with Whores coming into town if callahagn gets shut down.
** The Board's exasperated sigh when she first brings it up.
** Richard's deadpan response after one of her tangents.
-->'''Richard''': I like her idea.
** The reason why she can't shut up about it
-->'''Board Member''': For god's sake I visit a prostitute once 40 years ago and i've been paying for it ever since.