* "Nothing personal..."
* The Circus personel cheerily singing along to ''the Soviet National Anthem'' at their Christmas Party, complete with a Lenin-mask wearing Father Christmas.
** And also at the party: "It will take five hours to get drunk off this monkey-piss. This troper's father was laughing for at least five minutes after Control said that.
* ''"[[DirtyOldWoman I don't know about you, George, but I'm feeling seriously underfucked...]]"''