* Tenzo locking Naruto and Danzo in a closet in hopes of evoking Naruto's [[MessianicArchetype messiah powers]] on Danzo. [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption It doesn't work]] and Tenzo finds out it has been attempted a dozen times before.
** It turns out that it isn't because Danzo is immune, it's because protocols have been put in place for this situation ever since the first time it happened when Naruto was two. That time, Danzo had even sworn to ''raise Naruto as his own child''.
* Gaara catching Orochimaru in the Forest of Death... [[ComedicSociopathy and turning him into a basketball.]] *bounce bounce*
* Pretty much all of [[AbsurdityAscendant Chapter 28.]]
* Itachi learns of the Kiri nin fear of all things Uzumaki and [[ItAmusedMe proceeds to troll the hell out of Kisame.]]
-->''Itachi: "Hey Kisame."\\
Itachi: "Did I ever tell you about the time Naruto tried to eat me?"''
* Kakashi and Yamato discussing of the results of Naruto not knowing that antifreeze is poisonous in front of Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura.