* In the middle of some of the frequent prophecies of doom, it's implied that the Time Cube is [[HappyFunBall a living being instead of just a metaphysical concept that will destroy humanity itself]].
* Explicit mentions of the USA. [[{{Eagleland}} Which are only used to call it out negatively]], despite Gene Ray presumably being American himself.
-->"Worshipping a Word God will destroy the USA."
* For all the times the page calls the reader "educated stupid", it's jarring when he flat out calls you "stupidass".
* [[http://timecube.com/index15.html This page]], with no other content other than an illustration of a clock with 16 hours and the words "Nature's Harmonic Time Cube" in a quaint font. The lack of anything else is a startling contrast to the rest of the site.
* The second page has an e-mail that is almost certainly a troll, claiming that teachers swear an oath to "uphold the Greenwich myth until death".
* BluntMetaphorsTrauma, such as "Academia builds word bomb, kinda like old TrojanHorse filled with deadly deception."
* [[{{Doorstopper}} The sheer length of the page itself.]]