* The scene in Appleoosa where the [=CMC=] chase Firewall around.
-->'''[[CuteButCacophonic CMC]]:''' Cutiemark Crusaders Princess Defenders, [=YAY=]!
* "Ah, I suppose this had to be done eventually. Storm Wing, Firewall, you're both grounded, go to your rooms."
* Firewall meets Prince BlueBlood and performs his civic duty as a brony.
-->'''Firewall''' THAT'S FOR MISS RARITY, YOU HORSE'S ASS!
* Brace yourself for the '''''[[MundaneMadeAwesome PHILOSOPHICAL MUSINGS OF FIREWALL!]]'''''
** Reactions of the prereaders and author:
--> '''Ice''': please send help
--> '''[=WierdPlatformer=]''': oh dear god
--> '''Kris/KFJ''': Dear lord, preserve my soul in this dark, dark time. Amen.
--> '''[=CardsLafter=]''': I winced as I wrote that one out.
* Most of chapter one, where Firewall does many a DoubleTake and [[FacePalm Face Hoof]].
* Firewall's reaction to seeing [[spoiler: Trixie]] is to ''glomp her and beg for her autograph''. [[spoiler: '''''WHILE SHE'S DECLARING WAR ON EQUESTRIA.''''']]
** And earlier, when Twilight was writing out a friendship report, Firewall insisted on being allowed to keep a copy.
*** Hell, anytime Firewall's broniness comes through is hilarious.
* Anytime Firewall gets into SnarkToSnarkCombat with Luna or Storm Wing. And it happens a ''lot''.
** Or with the voice in his head. Yes, even a guiding voice [[spoiler: that is actually Storm Wing's father, who has been sealed away for a thousand years]] can be sarcastic.
* Luna constantly insisting that she would rather be simply called Luna instead of Princess Luna. Naturally, some ponies don't pick up the habit right away. Storm Wing included.
* When Firewall walks back into Appleoosa, he completely forgets his BurningWithAnger field is still up, and is wondering why everypony is staring at him.
* The constant blind jokes Firewall makes at Storm Wing's expense blur the line between this and DudeNotFunny.
** Firewall, naturally, lampshades this:
--> I think making these jokes makes me a bad person. I think I'm okay with this.
* Firewall and Luna make a bet on who would win in a race: Rainbow Dash or Storm Wing, their bets placed respectively. If Rainbow wins, Firewall gets to [[MemeticMutation tape a Trollface over Luna's cutie mark]]. If Storm Wing wins, Luna gets to [[RealMenWearPink dye Firewall's mane and tail pink]]. [[spoiler: Even though Rainbow wins, both of these happen anyway.]]
* [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes Firewall's reaction to a spider.]] And how he constantly refers to it as evil, demonic, etc.
** Pinkie Pie putting the spider on her face and chasing Firewall with it doubles the hilarity.
* [[spoiler:Nightmare Firewall]]'s over-the-top personality.
* "SEND IT TO THE MOON, TIA!"
* Luna deciding to make the night sky a bit more colorful, by adding NyanCat.