Face it, this show is just as funny as ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales''.

* From ''Trouble on Planet Wait Your Turn'':
** Michelle playing with the Penguin figurines and using the Midgel figurine as the female.
** Jason meeting the Penguins.
---> '''Zidgel:''' And that's... uh, Kevin.\\
'''Jason:''' What does he do?\\
''(Kevin holds a vacuum cleaner too close to his face and gets sucked in)''\\
'''Zidgel:''' Mostly he just does that.
* From ''The Cheating Scales of Bullamanka'':
** When the definition of "onbudsmen" appears on screen, Kevin [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaks the fourth wall]] and crossed out the "men" part in the word with a marker and replaces it with "penguins" to make it say, "onbudspenguins".
** Kevin wiping out the written "penguins" a couple of seconds later.
** Midgel using a pair of tennis shoes as landing gear. The landing turns out as well as expected.
* From ''The Amazing Carnival of Complaining'':
** Zidgel complaining about a certain carnival ride.
--> '''Zidgel:''' You call that a fun ride? If I want to get dizzy, all I have to do is a little long division while Midgel is driving!
** Zidgel saying that going to the carnival was a bad idea.
--> '''Zidgel:''' Let's go to the carnival, he says! That's about the worst idea you've had since landing gear!
** It's even funnier considering that he was the one who wanted to go in the first place.
* From ''Runaway Pride at Lightstation Kilowatt'':
** "[[StealthPun All it needed was one big]] [[{{Jerkass}} jerk]]!"
** Zidgel's attempts at humor.
---> '''Zidgel:''' So, Kevin, how many penguins does it take to change a light bulb?\\
'''Kevin:''' I don't know. How ma--\\
'''Zidgel:''' ONE! As long as it's ME!
** "Ignore the steady green light signaling you onward! It, uh... doesn't count!"
** Kevin comically missing the point of the whole concept of a knock-knock joke.
* From ''Doom Funnel Rescue'':
** Midgel explains his instruments using a lot of TechnoBabble. Kevin then shows BING "the button that goes 'Vroom'." HilarityEnsues.
** Zidgel using BING as a hairstylist. One of the styles that shows up is [[spoiler:Grandmum's curly blue hair]].
** "And he [BING] came free with my burrito!"
* From ''Moon Menace on Planet Tell-a-Lie''
** Zidgel's attempt to solve the planet's problem.
--->'''Zidgel:''' Good people of Tell-a-Lie, I respectfully ask that you all be silent. Well, there you have it! Citizens, we have discovered your problem! You will be happy to know that you will all be safe and sound, as long as none of you speak again for the rest of your lives, ever. Goodbye, you're welcome, and please don't worry, I know you are all cheering for me in your hearts. Problem solved, I'm a genius. (''Moon lowers even more'')
* From ''The Green-Eyed Monster''
** When the sheep decide to switch places to see whether the grass is really greener on the other side, we get this from Zidgel.
--->'''Zidgel:''' I don't know why (''yawns''), but I'm starting to get sleepy.