* The scene when the men find the book.
--> '''Jeremy:''' This is sick.
--> '''Zeke:''' It's brainwashing, I'm telling you!
--> '''Jeremy:''' She's trying to push me towards my dreams and help me accomplish my goals- wh-why would she ''do'' that?
* Jeremy proposing to Kristen in the middle of her showing a house to a newly wed couple.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Look I uhm...I miss you. I miss you and I want you back.
--> '''Kristen's clients:''' Aww.
--> '''Jeremy:''' I wanna buy you a house.
--> '''Male Client:''' That's my man, step up!
--> '''Jeremy:''' I wanna buy you ''this'' house.
--> '''Male Client:''' Back up bitch, you ain't buying my house!
* Zeke's confession.
--> '''Zeke:''' I don't want the sex, Mya, I want ''you''.
--> '''Mya:''' [sighs] That's bullshit.
--> '''Zeke:''' ...Okay, that's bullshit. Yes, of course I want the sex [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments but the difference is before I met you, the sex was all I wanted, and now I want]] ''[[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments you]]''.
* Jeremy notices all his anime posters and figurines are missing.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Oh. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. WE'VE BEEN ''ROBBED''!
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