* Dr. Medford, Sr.'s frustration with proper radio traffic protocol.
--> '''Officer Peterson''': (''into the radio Dr. Medford had just used'') Over and out.
--> '''Dr. Medford''': (''exasperated'') Oh now you happy.
* "If I can still raise an arm when I get out of here, I'll show you how well saturated I can get!"
* While Pat, Robert Graham and Peterson are investigating the ant colony.
--> '''Pat''': Look, held together by saliva.
--> '''Peterson''': Yeah, well, spit's all that's holdin' me together right now too.
* [[UsefulNotes/DavyCrockett Fess Parker's]] line when being questioned in a mental hospital over his claim of having seen giant flying ants: "A guy would have to be crazy to make up something like that - [[ThatCameOutWrong uhhh...]]"
* "Make me a sergeant in charge of the booze!"
** That, and the poor guy in the adjacent hospital bed.
--> "Please! …My ''nerves''."
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