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[[caption-width-right:350:This is supposed to be a ''horror movie.'']]

!!The 1973 film

* Christopher Lee has some wonderful {{Deadpan Snarker}} moments: "It's much too dangerous to jump the fire with your clothes on."
* The scene where Sergeant Howie is searching every house for Rowan Morrison and at one point comes in on a woman taking a bath. Neither he nor she says anything for a moment, then he stammers "I-I'm sorry," and abruptly leaves.
* Also in Howie's search, he opens up a closet to find a strange outfit inside. The man beside him happily informs him, "That's my costume. The Salmon of Knowledge!"

!!The 2006 remake

* As far as {{Narm}} goes, the ending of the 2006 remake of ''The Wicker Man'' is near the top.
* *points gun* ''"STEP AWAY FROM THE BIKE."''
* Few images can beat Nick Cage in a bear suit, sucker-punching a woman, or pump-kicking LeeleeSobieski into a ''wall''.
* '''"[[MemeticMutation OH, NO! NOT THE BEES!]] [[EverythingsWorseWithBees NOT THE BEES!]] [[LargeHam AAAAAHHHHH!]] [[SpecialEffectsFailure OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES!]][[note]]No, they're not[[/note]] MY EYES! [[{{Narm}} BLARGHRAWRGHRAWRGHWARGHRARRARGHRAGHRAA!!]]"''' ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU Dies]])
* Just watch [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo this video of "best scenes"]].
* Nick is sitting on a boat, peers out a window to the deck and spies on a young girl in a red dress. [[spoiler: Who then gets hit by a Mac truck]].
* "How'd it get burned?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!! HOW'DITGETBURNEDHOW'DITGET''BURRRRRRRRNEEEED''?!?!"
** ''"I '''DON'T KNOW!!'''"''
* [[http://youtu.be/9pa8aP6WwI8?t=9s What man represents in his purest form.]]
* This movie has Nicolas Cage in it. All is {{Narm}}.
* Nicolas Cage riding a bike in a suit with dramatic music playing in the background, anyone?
** [[{{Podcast/Rifftrax}} It's not a suit, it's a]] ''[[InsistentTerminology sport coat and slacks!]]''
* "KILLING ME WONT BRING BACK YOUR '''GODDAMNED HONEY!!!!'''"
* "What's in the bag? A shark or something?"