* The episode called "The Sinner", the young pastor Matthew Fordwick is staying with the family, and he's a ridiculously zealous preacher who scares the family with his fearful sermons. I think the overall funniest part is when the newcomer reverend goes with Zeb to a "harmless" sit in with the Baldwin sisters, not knowing that their "recipe" is whiskey! And then he becomes drunk, of course, and goes to his first sermon!
--> '''Rev. Fordwick''': Ladiesh 'n gentlemen, I wanna thank-*topples over and lands on his back, passed out*
** As well as this line:
--> '''Rev. Fordwick''': What do you think of my sermon?
--> '''Jim-Bob''': Scary.
* In one episode, Jason is sitting at the piano playing "Camptown Races". Grandma Esther comes in and doesn't say a word, but instead gives him a DeathGlare, which he doesn't notice for about a minute until he finally looks up. At this, [[OhCrap he panics]] and quickly begins playing a hymn called "The Old Rugged Cross".
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