!! Book
* Reepicheep asking to duel Eustace. Seriously.
** Also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome when, just before, Reepicheep beats Eustace up with a sword whilst being held upside down by the tail. Reepicheep then chases Eustace around the ship, beating him with the flat of the blade. Oh, yeah: Reepicheep is a TALKING MOUSE. Granted, he's a little bigger than normal, but come on, it's hard to be that Badass while being that size -- even [[StarWars Yoda]] was 2 feet tall.
* Even funnier is when Caspian has to threaten to tie Reepicheep up in order to keep him from challenging Dragon Eustace to single combat.
* The Dufflepuds, especially when they miss Eustace's snarking at them. Also, almost all of their comments.
--> So you came over the ocean? Powerful, wet stuff!
--> Getting dark, usually does around night
* The opening line: "There was a boy called [[EmbarrassingFirstName Eustace]] [[EmbarrassingMiddleName Clarence]] [[FailOSuckyname Scrubb]], and he almost deserved it."
* Reepicheep jumping into the ocean because he thought the mer-king was challenging him -- [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome half-awesome]], half-hilarious.

!! Film
* "If it's a distraction, I can change form." "'''''No!!!!!'''''"
* Just after discovering that Eustace has been turned into a dragon, and that there is no known way to change him back:
--> '''Edmund:''' ''(completely deadpan)'' Aunt Alberta will NOT be pleased.
* This exchange between [[DeadpanSnarker Edmund]] and [[{{Jerkass}} Eustace]]:
--> '''Edmund:''' I have the right to tell your father it was you who stole aunt Alberta's sweets.
--> '''Eustace:''' Liar!
--> '''Edmund:''' Oh, really? I found them under your bed. And you know what? I ''[[MagnificentBastard licked every one of them]]''.
--> '''Eustace:''' ''Ugh'', I'm infected ''with you''!
* This memorable moment:
--> '''Eustace:''' ''(panicked)'' Now I demand to know what's going on here!
--> '''Reepicheep:''' ''(while Eustace is still ranting)'' perhaps we could throw him back?
--> ''(Edmund has a [[AudienceSurrogate mildly thoughtful expression at the idea.]])''
--> '''Lucy:''' ''(noticing this)'' Edmund!
* Eustace trying to escape from the Lone Islands.
--> "You're a boat in a magical land. [[WrongGenreSavvy Can't you row yourself?!]]"
* After Eustace has been turned into a dragon.
--> '''Caspian:''' Everyone knows a dragon's treasure is enchanted.
--> ''DeathGlare from Eustace''
--> '''Caspian:''' Well, everyone from ''here''.