* Reepicheep asking to duel Eustace. Seriously.
** Also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome when, just before, Reepicheep beats Eustace up with a sword whilst being held upside down by the tail. Reepicheep then chases Eustace around the ship, beating him with the flat of the blade. Oh, yeah: Reepicheep is a TALKING MOUSE. Granted, he's a little bigger than normal, but come on, it's hard to be that Badass while being that size -- even [[StarWars Yoda]] was 2 feet tall.
** Even funnier when Caspian has to threaten to tie Reepicheep up in order to keep him from challenging Dragon Eustace to single combat.
* The Dufflepuds, especially when they miss Eustace's snarking at them. Also, almost all of their comments.
--> So you came over the ocean? Powerful, wet stuff!
--> Getting dark, usually does around night
* The opening line: "There was a boy called [[EmbarrassingFirstName Eustace]] [[EmbarrassingMiddleName Clarence]] [[FailOSuckyname Scrubb]], and he almost deserved it."
* I can't be the only one who thought that Reepicheep jumping into the ocean because he thought the mer-king was challenging him was [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome half-awesome]], half-hilarious, can I?
* "If it's a distraction, I can change form." "'''''No!!!!!'''''"
* Just after discovering that Eustace has been turned into a dragon, and that there is no known way to change him back:
--> '''Edmund:''' ''[completely deadpan]'' "Aunt Alberta will NOT be pleased."