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[[folder:Season 1]]
!!The Celestia Interview
* "[[OnlySaneEmployee How are you my boss]] [[BeleagueredAssistant and don't call me Octy!"]]
*
-->'''Octavia:''' It's too late for me to quit, isn't it?
-->'''Vinyl:''' Haha, eeyup.

!!The Spitfire Interview
* When discussing Photo Finish's negative reaction to her interview:
-->'''Octavia:''' She threw [a camera] at your head!
-->'''Vinyl:''' Yes. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint For free.]]
* Discussing Princess Celestia:
-->'''Octavia:''' She's the ruler of all Equestria!
-->'''Vinyl:''' [[ShoutOut Well, I]] [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail never voted for her.]]
* When discussing Blueblood cancelling his scheduled interview:
-->'''Octavia:''' There you go insulting ponies you’ve never met again.
-->'''Vinyl:''' You’re just mad because he'd be the only guest we've had snootier than you.
-->'''Octavia:''' ''He is not snootier than me!''
-->''(Vinyl bursts out laughing)''
-->'''Octavia:''' Wait, I mean I'm not snooty! I mean he's not snooty! I mean, ugh, shut up!

!!The Call-In Show
*
-->'''Vinyl:''' [[LargeHam You're ashamed of me, aren't you?]]
-->'''Octavia:''' Yes. Very.
-->'''Vinyl:''' What happened to the proper lady I knew?!
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Octavia]]:''' She met you. That's what happened.
* The Diamond Dogs' attempts at prank calling, which fail due to the station not having a refrigerator or tobacco. And Vinyl being smart enough to hang up quickly. And the Diamond Dogs' [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain inability to impersonate a pony]].

!!The Concert
*
-->'''Vinyl:''' ''(clears throat, speaks up)'' So, Prince Blueblood, thanks for coming to our very illegal concert. Please continue with your not-at-all delusional story about how we're evil and you're the moral paragon.
-->'''Blueblood:''' Why yes, thank you, I believe I shall.
-->'''Octavia:''' ''(whispering)'' D-does he not understand you were being sarcastic?
-->'''Vinyl:''' ''(quiet laugh)'' [[SarcasmBlind I don't think he gets the concept of sarcasm at all.]]
-->'''Blueblood:''' ''(clears throat)'' Do you remember last month when you interviewed my Aunt Celestia?
-->'''Vinyl:''' ''(rolls eyes)'' [[SarcasmMode No, I had completely forgotten interviewing the ruler of Equestria.]]
-->'''Blueblood:''' Oh. ''(he pauses, then continues without any irony)'' Well, last month you interviewed my--
-->'''Octavia:''' We remember, okay?! What about it?
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[[folder:Season 2]]
!!The Second Call-In Show
* Blueblood calls to announce his new competing show:
-->'''Blueblood:''' Hmph! Enjoy your immaturity while you can. For you see, K-COLT has just entered its winter.
-->'''Octavia:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh no, I'm so frightened.]]
-->'''Vinyl:''' Yes, we're totally soiling ourselves in fear over here...
-->'''Blueblood:''' ''(without irony)'' And rightfully so!
-->'''Octavia''' ''(sigh)'' Still as good at detecting sarcasm as you ever were...
-->'''Blueblood:''' [[DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm Oh...Well, thank you for the compliment.]]
-->'''Octavia:''' No, I was being...Ugh, you know what, never mind.
** The bit before this with Vinyl repeatedly hanging up on Blueblood, and him getting more and more annoyed each time.

!!The Ensemble Interview
* When discussing the first broadcast of Blueblood and Trixie's show:
-->'''Octavia:''' His co-host reminds me of somepony...
-->'''Vinyl:''' Hm? What do you mean?
-->'''Octavia:''' Well, let's see...she's obnoxious...
-->'''Vinyl:''' Yeah?
-->'''Octavia:''' She has an ego the size of the moon...
-->'''Vinyl:''' Uh huh?
-->'''Octavia:''' And she's a gigantic hammy unicorn who seems to crave any attention from everypony?
-->'''Vinyl:''' Soooo?
-->'''Octavia:''' This ... you don't see any similarities between her and somepony else our listeners might be familiar with?
-->''(pause)''
-->'''Vinyl:''' ... Harpo?
-->'''Octavia:''' ''No it's not Harp''-- you're just messing with me, aren’t you?
-->'''Vinyl:''' ''(grinning)'' When am I not?
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