* The lineup scene.
** Singer knew that would be a major part of the film, so the actors did take after take. Eventually, they got bored and started goofing around and acting annoyed [[ThrowItIn just like people who were really pulled into a police lineup would.]] [[ClusterFBomb The line they had to read]] didn't help, and the actors had a hard time keeping a straight face saying it repeatedly. To make things worse, one of the actors ate something earlier that made him a [[ToiletHumour farting machine.]] Everything fell apart from there, especially with Fenster's [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent strange, unidentifiable accent.]]
--->'''Fenster''': [[MotorMouth Hanmeedakeys ya cogsucka.]]\\
'''Detective''': In English, please. \\
'''Fenster:''' Excuse me? \\
'''Detective:''' In ''English''.\\
'''Fenster:''' Hanmeedakeys ya cogsucka! What da fuck...
*** The one before that:
--->'''[=McManus=]''': '''"[[NoIndoorVoice GIMME THE FUCKING KEYS YOU]] [[ClusterFBomb FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER]] [[{{Angrish}} BLAAAHHHHH--!!!"]]'''
* [=McManus=]'s version of "Old Macdonald".
--> And on that farm he... shot some guys. Bada boom bada bing bang boom.
* This bit:
--> '''Agent Kujan''': Who's Keyser Söze?!\\
'''Verbal''': Ah, ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck!]]''
* Hockney, as per his [[DeadpanSnarker role]], gets some pretty good zingers:
--> '''Cop:''' You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?
--> '''Hockney:''' (''shrugging casually'') I fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack. You gonna charge me, dickhead?
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