* "Blessed are they who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed."
** Ain't it the truth!
* Jennifer, referring to Harry.
--> '''Jennifer:''' He looked exactly the same when he was alive, only he was vertical.
* Capt. Wiles after Dr. Greenbow trips over the body:
--> '''Wiles:''' Couldn't have had more people here if I'd sold tickets.
* Watching Arnie "discover" Harry's body.
--> '''Sam:''' Beat it, you little creep! ''[see's Jennifer's expression]'' I mean, hurry home, son!
* The Trouble with Harry... Is over.