* Herger the Joyful is, by far, the funniest character in the whole film.
--> (Upon learning that he's going to fight an army of enemy warriors) ''"I'd rather fight a dragon."''
* The whole metal worker scene, starting with Ahmad doing more damage than helping and ending with his flashy moves with his brand new pseudo-scimitar.
--> '''Weath:''' When you die, can I give it to my daughter?
* This gem:
--> '''Ahmad:''' What happened?
--> '''Herger:''' An engineering dispute [Camera pans on Herger sharpening his sword and shields laying on his feet]